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Lizard_of_Ahaz

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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Just for Laughs

Apr 19, 2023Apr 2023

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Dishing it out....

Just for Laughs

Apr 17, 2023Apr 2023

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Ukrainians holding an Easter Egg hunt for the Russian troops...

Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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More ketchup please...

Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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Tennessee, Florida and Texas....

Just for Laughs

Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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The funeral....

Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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He loves his art....

Just for Laughs

Apr 16, 2023Apr 2023

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You've come a long way?....

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2023Apr 2023

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Lewis Black on Chic-Fil-A...

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2023Apr 2023

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Is it just me or?..... Does anyone else find it hypocritical that so many people in this country get dressed up once a week to see a drag show. They sit there in a crowded venue on uncomfortable seats listening to a man wearing a dress tell them ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

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Party of who?....

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2023Apr 2023

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Maybe we could do a prisoner exchange?...

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2023Apr 2023

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The day the laughter died.... Al Jaffee passes away at 102 years of age.

Just for Laughs

Apr 9, 2023Apr 2023

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Now peddling the Trump Brand Arrest....

Just for Laughs

Apr 9, 2023Apr 2023

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Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2023Apr 2023

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"I'd rather go sking with Gweneth Paltrow..."

Just for Laughs

Mar 31, 2023Mar 2023

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Floriduh's new slogan.... "Come for the sunshine... Stay for the NAZIs..."

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2023Mar 2023

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I think I love New York..... Because they just indicted Trump on 34 felony counts....

Just for Laughs

Mar 29, 2023Mar 2023

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Looking forward to seeing this movie....

Just for Laughs

Mar 28, 2023Mar 2023

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What did the judges say to the Neo-Nazi beauty queen when she won the pageant at CPAC?... Nice tooth...

Just for Laughs

Mar 28, 2023Mar 2023

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Delusions are useful in creating tools....

Just for Laughs

Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

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Always with the excuse...

Just for Laughs

Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

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Coming soon to a police station near you....

Just for Laughs

Mar 24, 2023Mar 2023

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Were not even in the top ten anymore...

Just for Laughs

Mar 24, 2023Mar 2023

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Be an only child....

Just for Laughs

Mar 23, 2023Mar 2023

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Somebody needs to do this in Floriduh....

Just for Laughs

Mar 23, 2023Mar 2023

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Yeah that about sums it up...

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2023Mar 2023

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Filling up your mom's Easter basket....

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2023Mar 2023

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Most amazing video I have ever run across I just wish they operated near me...

Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2023Mar 2023

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So it turns out Trump's followers are afraid to riot for him in NYC.... Probably because the first bunch got their asses beat at a Drag Queen Story Hour...

Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2023Mar 2023

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Meanwhile at Mir-a-Lard-Ass....

Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2023Mar 2023

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No wonder Zuck the Puck is losing his ass..... I haven't read anything this funny for weeks!...

Community Senate

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

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I know this is a humor group but seeing the problems we are having and how little time we might have left perhaps people here wouldn't mind answering this poll...

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

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I know this is a humor group but seeing the problems we are having and how little time we might have left perhaps people here wouldn't mind answering this poll...

Just for Laughs

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

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I know this is a humor group but seeing the problems we are having and how little time we might have left perhaps people here wouldn't mind answering this poll...

General & Hellos

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

POLLBecause of the recent deterorition of this website...

And the information regarding its status available on "whois" it looks like people here may need a new Internet home. Unfortunately this would require a substantial investment so if I were to fund such a site I would need the ability to pay for it. I found one for sale that is at present funded by "google adsense" but would like to rid that funding and instead make the site self funding as well as protect it against incursions by scammers like the ones we have seen here recently. I am therefore ...

Would you be interested in a new home for people on this site and how do you think it should be paid for?

24 votes Charge a yearly fee of $12 USD for membership to pay for the costs and investments.
7 votes Ask for donations to cover expenses.

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

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How bankers think....

Just for Laughs

Mar 16, 2023Mar 2023

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All the loser's friends....

Just for Laughs

Mar 14, 2023Mar 2023

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I wonder what their answer would be....

Just for Laughs

Mar 11, 2023Mar 2023

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So stupid they can't even tell when they are being openly mocked...

Just for Laughs

Mar 9, 2023Mar 2023

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Welcome to Florida....

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2023Mar 2023

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When I see something so stupid....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 7, 2023Mar 2023

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Fox lies is getting picky about paid ads....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 6, 2023Mar 2023

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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

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5 More Republican voters off the streets....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

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Because the stupid never stops.....

Just for Laughs

Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

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Holy shit a Jebus tomb sign me up....

Just for Laughs

Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

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Jimmy Kimmel strikes again....

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

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Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

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Oh my how horrible.... Did you know Mickey and Minnie are.... heaven forfend Black?....

Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

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Thinking of starting a Go-Fund-Me account to help with deportation costs....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

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Thinking of starting a go-fund-me account to help.....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

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Gee I wonder why...

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 27, 2023Feb 2023

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Just for Laughs

Feb 27, 2023Feb 2023

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Never annoy a cat...

Just for Laughs

Feb 27, 2023Feb 2023

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Ukrainian Mastercard commercial....

Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

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Hoosier Daddy?...

Just for Laughs

Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

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What a train wreck...

Just for Laughs

Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

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Mark Fuckerberg, Elon Tusk and the rest now want to charge people to "verify their government issued IDs" Now this is a joke since they will require you not only to pay them monthly fees for this "service" but the data itself can be sold on the ...

Just for Laughs

Feb 24, 2023Feb 2023

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John Oliver in six...

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2023Feb 2023

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Biden's visit to Ukraine says to Russia and Greene....

Just for Laughs

Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

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One of the best sing along songs ever written...

Just for Laughs

Feb 16, 2023Feb 2023

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Apparently Elon is angry because Biden's Super Bowl tweet was more popular than his.... Seems that the reason is that so many Twitter users are blocking him for being an egotistical asshole....

Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

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The further adventures of the impotent and not so super hero "God-man..."

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

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Votes against funding for rail safety.... whines that the Democrats funding rail safety "with only 5 billion" wasn't enough and irresponsible...

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

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Stamp out corruption....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

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Enlightenment explained...

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

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For @Tejas ... Something about him tells me Rosy Palmer broke up with him and put out a restraining order...

Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

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I think this is one thing we can all agree on....

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

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Only in Floraduh....

Just for Laughs

Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

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Valentines day 2023...

Just for Laughs

Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

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Smarter than the Russian bear....

Just for Laughs

Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

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Not sure they know their right from their left anymore but they sure know their crazy....

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

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The wheels on this bus done come off.... Floraduh woman strikes.

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

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Chinese food anyone?...

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

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LMAO... Wait until the Redstates find out where most of their food really comes from.... Yep California, Canada and Mexico...

Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

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The explanation for today's Republican party lies in Bonhoffer's theory of stupidity....

Just for Laughs

Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

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Funniest speech for the beginning of a movie ever....

Just for Laughs

Feb 2, 2023Feb 2023

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So in addition to their Satanic after school clubs the Satanic Temple has now opened its first abortion clinic.... named after... wait for it.... Samuel Alito's mom...

Just for Laughs

Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

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OUTRAGE I SAY!...

Just for Laughs

Jan 30, 2023Jan 2023

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Attention all you Walgreens shoppers..... The truth about their store closures is in the video.

Just for Laughs

Jan 27, 2023Jan 2023

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Christian at forced birther march stumped by a simple question about his bible.... check link below video...

Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

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Something for a certain whiny little bitch we all know....

Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

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Putin on the shitz....

Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

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Bobo makes Boo Boo....

Just for Laughs

Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

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And the music plays on....

Just for Laughs

Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

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It's a bird, No it's a plane.... Nope just another lying fraudster....

Just for Laughs

Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

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Me when I piss someone off with a post....

Just for Laughs

Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

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So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his committee appointment because of McCarthy's deal with the MAGots... Looks like the GQP is disintegrating as we watch....

Just for Laughs

Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

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Sometimes you wonder how stupid they are other times they make it obvious.....

Just for Laughs

Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

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For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove... Fight back and keep that IQ low!

Just for Laughs

Jan 17, 2023Jan 2023

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How to build the ultimate man cave....

Just for Laughs

Jan 17, 2023Jan 2023

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It's now the party of the Keystone Cops.....

Jan 16, 2023Jan 2023

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Challenge accepted....

Just for Laughs

Jan 16, 2023Jan 2023

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5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."

Just for Laughs

Jan 14, 2023Jan 2023

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People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the differences for them are amusing... Like the woman who moved to Lagos Nigeria after living in Texas who calls Lagos "heaven" after living in Texas.... ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

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Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

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What you think when they open their mouth...

Just for Laughs

Jan 5, 2023Jan 2023

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A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

Just for Laughs

Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

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So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot... The black market price for the dollar in Russia is now 200 Rubles and climbing fast... The far right-wing president of Brazil tried to stage a violent coup to ...

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