Unhappy in relationships

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Can't for the life of me imagine why....

No, it's not people you're supposed to see here. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2024:

Rooked us....

Poor thing, what he must have endured

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

I can sympathize....

Indonesia welcomes you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

Must have used Google translate....

Go for broke young ladies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

That is going to be @michelle666gar in 20 or 30 years....

Damn, what's the matter Xavier?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Please let them be two scammers in the same call center and the whole office knows about it but them....

Yup, that did it. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Dad posed them right?....

Happy HOT Wednesday afternoon!!! 🌞🌞🌞🥵🥵🥵🥵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Hey isn't that Mark Fuckerberg?.... Sell him those crackers by the gram....

It pays to do your own research.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Hey buddy I can sell you fool's gold real cheap if you believe that.... Only 1,000.00 an ounce.

Plus, the first mouse blames it all on the second mouse.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

You get what you paid for...

Do you like solving puzzles? Also RNC delegates wearing ear bandages in support

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Looks like they really need ear plugs to keep their brains from falling out onto the floor...

Go easy liberals, especially the Lincoln Project

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

https://youtu.be/tcd9N62nOLg?si=zjV8d0OxfcVzhdnS

Helping the humanity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Probably with water straight from the Ganges....

Kentucky church shuts down after pastor charged with child sex abuse -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Makes me wish these perverts would be exposed more often and all these churches would be shut down...

When is grey sweatpants season coming back?!?!!😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2024:

Are you sure that truck isn't from Soylent Green?...

This never made to market

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2024:

And the sales slogan is "Kiss My Ass..."

trumps near miss reminds me of a Rolling's Stones song.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Anyone who could miss his fat ass at the range of 400 feet with an AR-15 rifle was more a danger to himself than anyone else....

The weather is getting wilder and the climate is getting warmer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Of course because it is obvious that thermometers cause global warming right?...

What a hot day!!! 🌞😁🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

People here call me crazy and scary but they don't know the real me.... I am actually much worse.

Now it turns out that it wasn't a bullet that injured DJT, but glass from the teleprompter, so his ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

I was saying that yesterday but nobody listened to me.... FYI a 5.56 X47mm if it had hit his ear would have torn it halfway off at least. Those rounds are nasty and energetic.

Going for a new image....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Instructor: And what did we learn from this?.... Student: Adjust sights 48 to 64 clicks to the right...

After 3 straight days of the heat index over 105+ degrees I can totally relate to this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

105 is a nice summer day where I live...

...who else had one?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Nah I knew someone who bought one in the troop I was in for hiking but it was a piece of shit that worked poorly and didn't last long.. I had a nice 5 piece breakdown back packing rod and reel by Shakespeare...

...is he mister nice guy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

And he didn't even have to be sentenced to community service by a court...

Who else remembers when we used to jump out of the swing in mid air? ...I MissThem Knees 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

If I did that today I would be being scheduled for knee replacement surgery tomorrow...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Because professionalism...

Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines NPR is reporting adults in quite a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

I can't wait to see the crime and gun deaths spike in the states allowing this.... Just keep pouring that Chlorine in your gene pool Republicans....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Awww look at what we have here.... another dead Republican who couldn't shoot for shit...

Is it too soon?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Getting his licks in looks like...

The good old days…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

In California we had earthquake drills.... "Crawl under your desk with your hands on top of your head and kiss your ass goodbye.... Prunes will be served with your lunch so if the earthquake doesn't scare the shit out of you those will knock it out..."

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!! What a way to propose!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [instagram.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Well I hope she at least had smaller hands....

I haven't laughed like this in a long time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Missed it by that much.... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f177e24-09f1-4354-acf6-478e68d055a9

A masterpiece now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

For one Ruble?....

Enjoy the show folks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

....

Men only want one thing. Rascals

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Strike out....

Is it not easy enough??? SMH...:(

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

In Texas maybe but sure as hell not in California....

So, there you have it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

Nice to have a consensus....

We wished you swallowed too!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

He was 2 years old and she was still trying to get an abortion...

More conservative bashing!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Cause she's a blond yeah yeah.... Thanks for the inspiration Uptown Julie Brown.... https://youtu.be/4Ol4oWChjzk?si=6VWr5ytT62-RP3aQ

Happy Friday!!! Hope you all are having a great day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

'Gym Jordon approves of that uniform...'

I just found this today, gendered English words: Blond - male Blonde - Female Brunet - Male ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

So then MTG is a "Blond?...."

Leader of group charged over eight-year-old Elizabeth Struhs's death says case is 'religious ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Yet my suggestion that faith healers should be required to adhere to the same regulatory requirements as a doctor or nurse is considered "too radical" and would "interfere with their religious freedom..."

Take a simple test

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Done these before and learned the trick of reading right to left instead of left to right.... Makes it easier to solve them quickly and without errors...

Some biden memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Funny how you guys need to make shit up.... I don't.... https://youtu.be/e2CnJFcx1YA?si=IwBEQBlWQCFaOA5T https://www.tiktok.com/@msnbc/video/7368662365572762922 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/12/trump-rally-speech-hannibal-lecter

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/ivan-raiklin/

I know...I'll let myself out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

De Brie if it is France....

I couldn't help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

Unhappy ending.... I wish Trump one...

well than fight over it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx9DANFmZtA=MSNBC

is this normal for liberals....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

No it is normal for conservatives.... FYI they released the Epstein files and found that Trump and GW were both involved in the rape of girls as young as 12 years old.... There is supposed to be video on it according to emails that were released but those kind of disappeared during the Trump administration when he "committed suicide in jail" while being watched by Trump's DOJ....

Arizona here anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Solar film on the window and air conditioning could have prevented that...

Will the house sell?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Depends on what you consider an asshole.... and what kind of asshole is willing to buy it...

And my can of WD-40 gives me more satisfaction than persuading a girl. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Why ask again the answer is going to be the same.... If she is looking to find a guy who will wear her down try a porn star...

Is a hand job from a deaf person considered oral sex?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Ask the next guy you give a handjob to....

Understanding bread

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Yet while one is a baked good the other can bake you real good...

Intelligent design

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Just sayin....

The judge has been trying hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

That explains a lot....

America is for Americans, not immigrants

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

They all look like they came from the same cess pool...

Why Trump lost court cases

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Putin would be strike three...

Campaigning hard to get black votes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

I think it looks better than the other so-called hair style... I am just surprised he isn't wearing Blackface....

He was a former college wrestling coach

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Looks like he has the right idea it is far more fun wrestling with the girls unless you are either Gay or a girl...

will you watch it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

She always looked trans to me...

We are almost there! No wait!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

George had it figured out in 1949 and helped me see what was coming in 1972...

Snake bashing!!! 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2024:

Love the Dunning-Kruger snake....

not my idea, but i might watch lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2024:

Deport Trumpazees to Russia where they belong.... Partnership for a sane America...

God’s judgment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2024:

Seperation of church and hate... https://youtu.be/2eUU5ukrnIE

Never mind God, does admin really exist?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2024:

Explains a lot doesn't it?....

Hope your Saturday is relaxing!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

Damn I despise drop kick puppies almost as much as Republicans...

God’s judgment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

Haven't you read the bible?... The god of the bible loves rape and murder and he also loves abortion...

A hard look in the mirror...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

And how do we invent a mirror that shows the ugly inside?...

Now...where is that outlet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2024:

Or better yet suspending Russia's membership...

I don't mind pineapple now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2024:

Pineapple and scorpion pizza?.... Sounds yummy...

Not much to ask

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

Then he could join the circus they can always use clowns...

Cinderella

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I wouldn't want to run around town having women try that on...

To those that ask "Are you better off now than you were four years ago?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I hardly had to change my routine people with PTSD don't socialize much...

I did not mean to offend...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I do....

Last week my oldest daughter wanted me to take her to House of Hope for food.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2024:

The free piece of ass in nearly always the most expensive kind...

Been there, done that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

I broke mine a few years back but didn't say a word. though after a few days when the pain level didn't subside I went to the VA ER to find out if it was a sprain or broken. Once they confirmed it was broken I set it myself in front of the doctor.... If you ever want to see a doctor damned near pass out try it some time. He asked me if it hurt and I just told him not anymore let him tape it so he felt better and walked out.

And I ended up finding myself like this. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

I am sure his wife is getting milk from the neighbor at home while he is out....

Finally some good news

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

Where he will meet his new husband a huge Black inmate called "Big Bubba" I hope....

This guy had hundreds of great speeches, still don't like his politics or his policies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

If Biden was diagnosed with cancer that would kill him within a year I would still vote for him after all I don't see why people are panicking because that is what the fucking Vice President is for!

No parking? You talkin' to me? HEY, you talkin' to ME?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

Welcome to Texas where getting loaded takes on a whole new meaning...

Baked Potatus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

People like you should have learned your lesson from your last go around with your Tory party.... Thank goodness we at least got rid of the Tories after kicking England's ass and sent them home.... I would rather have Biden in the Whitehouse than Adolph Shitswizzler even if he only had six months to live because we would still have our democracy and that is what Vice Presidents are for anyway... To take over if the president dies or becomes unable to hold office due to disability... I just hope that we take back the house before that happens because no way would I want that little prick Johnson as a VP.... By the way have you started studying Russian yet because if the US goes under Putin will be fucking England in its Jolly ass....

While buying food today some old fart in the store wanted to talk to me about the debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

At least a Canadian would say "sorry" while cutting your throat.... Sarcasm intended...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLODGhEyLvk=GeorgeCarlinOfficialYouTubeChannel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2024:

Must have a MS degree from Texas A&M....

Sin or not, if yes, why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2024:

It was essentially a misinterpretation of Leviticus .....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2024:

........

Florida teacher shows pro-Confederacy video that rebrands Civil War as 'War To Prevent Southern ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Schools allowing this type of curriculum should have their accreditation revoked and funding suspended until the situation is corrected.

A teacher tore down a non-Christian verse on her classroom "prayer wall"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Oklahoma has decided to one up Louisiana in the bible game forcing it to be taught in all schools.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/27/2249025/-Oklahoma-REQUIRES-All-Teachers-to-Teach-the-Bible?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

That look on his face.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I bet those are getting real popular in Red States like Texas...

Trump has joined the movement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Will you settle for dogshit?...

It’s funny because it’s true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Something is not right here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Public Service Announcement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Hunter may need to find religion in the Big House.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

With election season upon us, and now that he has apparently started dating a werewolf, it is even ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Censor Republicans not porn....

I almost feel sorry for the former escort soft core porn model, almost

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Since she lied on both her application for a visa and citizenship she should be deported...

Is there anyone out there that thinks they may eventually learn that the republicans are not looking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

And they deserve to be poor...

It seems the dating pool gets smaller the bigger the asshole you are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

And vise versa.....

This explains why I've been telling more and more cheesy jokes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Somebody needs to play that at Trump's sentencing...