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My house isn't working right now! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:
Forgot to change the oil again didn't you?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2025:
@michelle666gar Sounds like the car would be your house....
My house isn't working right now! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:
Forgot to change the oil again didn't you?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2025:
@michelle666gar I used to work as a mechanic....Most mechanical failures are from... Engine: Insufficient or incompetent oil changes and failure to replace the timing belt on schedule Transmission: Insufficient or incompetent oil changes Axel and transaxel : Insufficient or incompetent oil changes CV joints: Failure to replace the boot and grease on schedule People who followed the maintenance scheduled paid less to keep their car running, used less fuel and found their cars ran far more dependably and further before they needed a new one...
Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:
Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
@zeuser Shakespeare from Julius Ceaser...
My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.
zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:
Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
@zeuser That isn't Hannity viewers that is the producers of the garbage Hannity spews...
My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.
zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:
Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
@zeuser They talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to it never seem to be able to get off the pot....
My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.
Betty comments on May 16, 2025:
Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. lol The lavatory retriever saves the day. lol Thanks for the giggles, BY. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
I guess he should be happy that the dog isn't licking his ass instead of bringing him a roll...
My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.
zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:
Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
Except that Hannity's viewers have no balls...
michelle666gar comments on May 15, 2025:
That would be great! I feel so good today, I deserve a day off for myself, I can only dream......
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
Call in sick... of work.
Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.
zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:
I'd like it better if they could give me a new prostate. And a bigger bladder, WTF as long as I'm dreaming, right? LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
Be careful you don't just end up with the bigger bladder or you might wake up in a new water bed...
Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:
Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:
@zeuser Death comes but one to a customer... the trick is to avoid it as long as possible.
Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:
Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:
@Betty He was only 32 when he died... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:
Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:
@Betty Tell that to Alexander....
Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:
I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:
@silverotter11 If you saw the size of my fingers you would know why I hate texting.
Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.
michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:
And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Did you see the pictures of that 747 they want to bribe him with?... The entire interior is gold the damned thing looks like a 1880s whorehouse with wings...
Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!
zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:
I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Fat and salt are running neck and neck with sugar...
Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.
michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:
And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Practically their religion....
Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!
zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:
I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar And Trump wonders why US produced foods and meats can't be sold in many countries... Subway had to produce a new bead for their European stores because there is so much sugar in the stuff here it isn't bread there it is cake...
Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.
michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:
And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Turn about would be fair play... Christians were after all throwing Pagans to the lions...
Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.
michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:
And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Which is why Rome used Christianity to maintain power by converting the Pagans.
Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!
zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:
I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Actually it is the same principal behind tobacco none of which is naturally that high in tars and nicotine... Each brand custom mixes to make their cigarettes or cigars more desirable to those smoking them so if they try another brand it doesn't satisfy their addiction.
Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.
michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:
And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
https://youtu.be/rmRaI-kmrJs?si=1R6In5GLIEHKCNNn&t=1225
Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:
I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@zeuser Yes they do and have even before dumb phones came along....
Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:
I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@zeuser You can text using any mobile phone.... even flip phones.
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@silverotter11 A lot of the MAGA leadership are expressing outrage over him receiving a flying whorehouse as a gift...
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Which will leave him open to impeachment and later criminal prosecution....
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@zeuser Approval requires a 2/3rd majority of both houses of congress...
Tuesday is over....... 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2025:
Kitty is just brushing his teeth is all.... And ceiling cat has always been a god of beauty.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:
@michelle666gar Anyone who is owned by a cat knows this....
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
@michelle666gar With Trump everything is always about a grift that lines his pockets and stokes his ego.
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
@michelle666gar Gifts of the sort can be made but they belong to the government and are often kept in a wing of the Whitehouse set aside to display them.
upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.
michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:
Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
He might not be allowed to accept it... After all it is a violation of the emoluments clause of the constitution....
You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
@Betty You are welcome Grasshopper....
You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
@Betty And you call me scary...
You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:
@Betty Women like that are pure poison...
When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:
Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@annewimsey500 Nope... https://globalbiodefense.com/2024/02/16/rabies-rare-case-of-infected-opossum-in-urban-area-raises-alarm/
You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@Betty Disinterested is more like it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RXlUtgXrdE=KelseyCook
Moms don't need books for that, it's instinctive! Mother's Day 2025.
michelle666gar comments on May 12, 2025:
I miss making pillow forts!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
It's your home you can do what you want in it after all who is going to rat you out?.. Your cats?.... Not if you let them play in it too....
Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@michelle666gar They tried spanking me with a belt but I would just laugh because I would get ear aches as a child that hurt far worse. So I was like "Is that the best you can do?" They finally figured out that just talking to me was easier and their arms didn't get tired.
Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@michelle666gar She finally got off the drugs after federal prison and has been clean the last 12 years but she is 66 now and started using at about 12 so figure out how long it took her to figure out that it wasn't working for her....
Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@michelle666gar Lets just leave it at I was the black sheep of my family but it was my sister who spent her life on drugs as well as in and out of prison... She just failed her driver's license test again for (I think the 5th time in a row)... She failed the GED three times before giving up and my mother still wonders why I was so happy when they told me I was adopted...
Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@michelle666gar Kids are easy to keep in line if you engage with them properly instead of getting abusive and making them unmanageable....
Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:
Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:
@michelle666gar I had fun too and her kid is a wonderful little girl that I enjoy spending time with. She was all excited waiting for desert and wouldn't sit down until I asked her too then she plopped back into her seat no problem. I never even have to raise my voice with her at most I have to use my disappointed voice and that brings her around.
When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:
Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:
@Betty Beneficial out in the country not in the city where they cause thousands or even tens of thousands in damage to your home.... They also spread naturally several types of bacteria which can cause respiratory illnesses in people and other animals. They will often attack cats and dogs left out at night when the population is higher than scavenging can support. They are also a vector for spreading other illnesses up to and including Rabies.... in California within city limits they are classed as a pest just like rats or mice and treated accordingly. The biggest problem is that each female can produce 2 litters a year of up to 20 offspring each and live as long as 8 to 10 years.
When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:
Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:
@Betty Flies and Possums are both annoying as well as making the ferals in my area sick so to my mind less is better.
When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.
glennlab comments on May 10, 2025:
If you feel froggy, JUMP!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:
@glennlab Never thought to use one as a dating service...
When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.
glennlab comments on May 10, 2025:
If you feel froggy, JUMP!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:
I've eaten worse but only when I am shitfaced...
WOW!!! I just...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lauren comments on May 9, 2025:
Hate takes too much energy first thing in the morning ... I do coffee first and work up to the hatred part. 😊😁🤪
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2025:
I don't bother with hatred I just put them on my Karma list and wait for the inevitable....
I think I know how the new pope is elected-all the cardinals pair off and do rock-paper-scissors.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
And here I thought it was the guy who drew the short straw....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty That is something I just don't understand much except that most people are cowards who are afraid of someone with self confidence... You know the type bullies and morons...
I think I know how the new pope is elected-all the cardinals pair off and do rock-paper-scissors.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
And here I thought it was the guy who drew the short straw....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty By using the bully pulpit I could run the evil ones out and then retire....
I think I know how the new pope is elected-all the cardinals pair off and do rock-paper-scissors.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
And here I thought it was the guy who drew the short straw....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty The pope has considerable influence over policy as the church has the largest membership of any church in Christianity meaning if he wants to recall a priest to the Vatican that priest is recalled and if he wants flogging in the country he controls all he has to do is apply pressure through the churches members who will be all for it...
I think I know how the new pope is elected-all the cardinals pair off and do rock-paper-scissors.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
And here I thought it was the guy who drew the short straw....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty I would be the best choice.... Flogging for child molesters, no more hateful policies and using the money horded by the Vatican to help rebuild what they have destroyed...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty Why isn't there a "I am so relieved emoji here?..."
Important health tip for older bears.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
Why I don't smile in pictures...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty Nah just really strange and scary....
Important health tip for older bears.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
Why I don't smile in pictures...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty When he was playing with Oingo Boingo his onstage smile was a bit on the psychotic side...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty I was planning how to keep you from finding me...
Important health tip for older bears.
glennlab comments on May 7, 2025:
On a lighter note, the bison have thrown out the first tourist (Florida man ironically) of the 2025 buffalo season at Old Faithful https://mtstandard.com/outdoors/article_224b9cdc-3208-5237-9235-c69e55237a2e.html#tracking-source=home-top-story ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@glennlab It's all good I was just letting you know so you could either do that or screenshot it... A damned shame that Buffalo didn't finish the job...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty And don't leave your real name or address....
Important health tip for older bears.
glennlab comments on May 7, 2025:
On a lighter note, the bison have thrown out the first tourist (Florida man ironically) of the 2025 buffalo season at Old Faithful https://mtstandard.com/outdoors/article_224b9cdc-3208-5237-9235-c69e55237a2e.html#tracking-source=home-top-story ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
Paywall...
Important health tip for older bears.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:
Why I don't smile in pictures...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty Kind of like Danny Elfman's.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYhfuG4i7w=BebotExpress
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty If they do I plan to run like hell...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zzRMvTykkM=FameFeast
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty they offer it for "free"when the relationship starts then after sinking the hook in they file for divorce you to collect half of everything you own and payments until she can find the next sucker...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty In common parlance it is often called "alimony..."
A respectful and dignified buzzard tradition captured here for the first time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2025:
Reminds me of the shrink they assigned me to at the VA... She couldn't understand why I laughed at her when she called me narcissistic when I explained to her I wasn't religious...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty When I go in I stick with group therapy now because shrinks there are idiots...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty Because you end up paying for it even after you are no longer together...
A respectful and dignified buzzard tradition captured here for the first time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2025:
Reminds me of the shrink they assigned me to at the VA... She couldn't understand why I laughed at her when she called me narcissistic when I explained to her I wasn't religious...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty Simple she started with the religious garbage so I told her I was an anti-theist who believed that religion was nonsense and did major harm to society.When she said I was narcissistic I asked her if she was a Christian who believed she was going to heaven while people who didn't believe in her religion were all gong to hell.... When she answered yes I told he that in my opinion she was the narcissistic one... I also reported her behavior to the hospital administrator... They were unthrilled to say the least.
All The Worst Evils Are Happening Right Out In The Open You don’t need to come up with any ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
So fucking true! They're just playing with us and laughing! All of this is on purpose! Trump is just the theatrical clown right now! Don't get me started!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@michelle666gar
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:
@Betty Free pussy invariably ends up being the most expensive kind...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty No wonder her legs are always open...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty I figured it was best to give a hint because people didn't seem to comprehend my comment...
That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:
I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty It has nothing to do with the gender in the video it has to do with the size of the vibrator....
This is how I found out that I am a cat.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:
I am a cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty It isn't about age it is all about control over the peasantry... It has been for thousands of years using religion to suppress our humanity.
This is how I found out that I am a cat.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:
I am a cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty My ex-wife was 3 years older than me and yes it does apply to our generation we just considered it "normal" because of the paternalistic culture we grew up in...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@michelle666gar Did you see Deadpool and Wolverine?... The scene at his party where the TVA shows up and he mistakes them for strippers?...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@michelle666gar Deadpool would not approve...
This is how I found out that I am a cat.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:
I am a cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyBcSuqLo3k=Shoe0nHead
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@EricJones
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@EricJones Actually I said "lap dance" though a table dance is the same thing.... What would break or be crushed would be the person receiving it...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@michelle666gar Bet your first thought when you caught on went something like.... "that son of a bitch..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBloET5r2c=RightPlight
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@EricJones And the NFL doesn't do lap dances...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar I love it when people keep thinking WTF did he mean by that...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar I would think a strip club would be better...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar Figure out the name....
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Betty comments on May 3, 2025:
Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@Betty Depends on what she looks like... I might prefer Sage...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar Be honest how long did that take you?...
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Betty comments on May 3, 2025:
Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
I am still wondering what runs on rosemary...
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Psychics never seem to see it coming do they?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@zeuser Perhaps they should stop turning a blind eye to the future...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
annewimsey500 comments on May 3, 2025:
The lip gloss....If Only.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
Could be worse.... Richard N Diaz...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
CrazySkeptic comments on May 2, 2025:
Replace the gorilla with an orangutan and market it as MAGA LIP GLOSS. It already in an orange package.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
@zeuser Geeze I hope so....
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
@Betty I have one feral that allows me to pick him up and hold him like a baby.... In looks you could not distinguish him from a full blood Egyptian Mao except I how the parentage on his mother's side. He was born feral and is now like his mother fixed as are nearly every feral in the neighborhood now...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar If only we could get so lucky...
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Nobody owns a cat and as you say the cat may tolerate them but if it isn't happy it just up and leaves.... Maybe it finds someone it likes or it just goes feral. Cats are too independent to stay where they aren't happy. I take care of several ferals in my area and many of them come when I call and accept my touch as well as a few letting me pick them up.
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Cats always choose their pets...
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar And yet he is the one who adopted me...
The bimbo and the lush, quite the administration we got here.
michelle666gar comments on May 1, 2025:
They're so full of hate and lies, some of it is comical but most of it is frightening!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Laughter is sometimes the best medicine.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/5/1/2319884/-Town-Hall-Audience-Laughs-at-Trump-s-Claim-He-s-Made-no-Mistakes?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web
Bad influence? I dunno, I learned a lot from you fucking heathens. LOL
EricJones comments on May 1, 2025:
Those girls have nothing on my dogs (7 shih tzu's) bath day.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
I bet they do once you get them in the bath... https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu-sn=fs&q=deadpool+i+am+so+wet+right+now#fpstate=ive=cid:ad210301,vid:QeinqTFQK50,st:0
Bad influence? I dunno, I learned a lot from you fucking heathens. LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
I want a GF just like her....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Easy problem to solve with a collar, a leash and a ball gag....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar If he did buy coke you can bet the dealer wouldn't put coke or baby laxatives in it....
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar He has been doing it off and on for about 15 years now ever since I brought him home.
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Rumor has it he snorts Adderall which could also account for it...

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