Who plans shit like this?...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Sep 22, 2019:

His plan seems to come from someone who doesn't have a plan... or from someone who doesn't exist at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Or a homicidal asshole....

Surprise....

bookofmorons comments on Sep 22, 2019:

nailed it

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Nailed it hands down....

Surprise....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I guess she saw through him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Kind of easy to see through a holey man....

Vaping kills...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Now the focus can shift away from guns to vape cartridges. We'll keep our guns and get rid of vapes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@RobertMartin Is it?....

Are we in the Stupidverse these days?...

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

So cool the way his comb-over slips and we see his bald pate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

What I love is the name of the news program in the bottom left pane....

Vaping kills...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Now the focus can shift away from guns to vape cartridges. We'll keep our guns and get rid of vapes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

Fucking McDonalds kills more people than vaping does each year...

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jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@St-Sinner, @jniece Tell that to Hillary's PUMAs.... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jun/07/hillaryclinton.barackobama And before St Sinner starts spewing his bullshit lies there is a huge difference between the Bernie or bust movement and Hillary's PUMAs which she blamed for her loss after running a shit campaign. Many of us are Independent voters who have been browned off the DNC since Blowjob Bill sold out the people... Many more are kids just now seeing hope and someone worth voting for because he stands for them instead of corporate profiteers... https://www.vox.com/mischiefs-of-faction/2016/7/28/12302406/bernie-or-busters-nothing-like-pumas

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jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@St-Sinner Why when you belong there and deserve it so much?... When you keep spewing blatant falsehoods about corporate owned candidates favouring them over ones who have spent their entire lives working for people like us you just reaping what you have sown. Warren is none of the things you call her and Sanders is NOT a "one issue candidate" which is another blatant lie on your part. The difference between an establishment Dem and a Republican is the difference between Reagan and Mussolin which is far less than you might think unless you have actually studied history....

Future shock....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Only the mentally challenged ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2019:

So then.... most of the world's population?...

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The statement is pointing to Elizabeth Warren.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@St-Sinner As for "radical" any plan that is supported by 70% of all Americans and 85% of all Democratic leaning voters (which is being denied by 538 [DNC tool], and Kaiser [the same people who bribed Reagan to pass the HMO Act and stand to lose hundreds of billions in revenues] isn't radical.... The people opposing it are the radicals... https://thehill.com/hilltv/what-americas-thinking/412545-70-percent-of-americans-support-medicare-for-all-health-care This is exactly why the Democratic party has a negative 10% approval rating... which is even lower than Trump's approval rating...

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The statement is pointing to Elizabeth Warren.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@St-Sinner Many other religious people call themselves "free thinkers" as well and your beliefs are religious because you blindly spew the same stupid shit that the Libertarian party does. You do of course know who OWNS the Libertarian party right?... That would be the Koch family the same people that own the Third Way, New Democrats, TEA Party, and the GOP....

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The statement is pointing to Elizabeth Warren.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@St-Sinner Damn you really are a brainwashed tool aren't you?... These are all Biden, Clinton, and Perez propaganda... His ideas are mainstream because the majority of voters want these programs while the majority of voters reject Wall Street manipulation of the economy....

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The statement is pointing to Elizabeth Warren.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@St-Sinner So then the one candidate they are fielding who has more individual donors than Trump does you think will lose?... My guess is you failed math right?... You need to stop listening to bullshitters and start dealing with reality because the last time they pulled this bullshit they got Trump elected....

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jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@jniece St Sinner...

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The statement is pointing to Elizabeth Warren.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

Your statement sounds like you want 4 more years of Trump fucking things up...

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@jniece He is from Texass and Warren wants to keep big oil while Bernie wants to shut them down and replace those oil jobs with clean energy ones... He even has the transition planned and if you watch the climate debate he has a workable program while Warren says she wants the market to handle it which is political code speak for "big oil paid me off..." I just answered for him because he won't give an honest one... My guess is he is connected somehow to oil down there...

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jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@jniece Corporate owned news and corporate owned DNC controlled polls that only ask less than a thousand people the majority of whom still use landlines and are over the age of 50 as well as being White Males.... But of course he refuses to acknowledge that doesn't he?...

Going to drop this here in hopes of offending someone....

RobertMartin comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Jesus getting head from Puppet Muhammad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

He's the bomb....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner Except that she was predicted to lose by several credible outfits while Bernie was predicted to win by a landslide so you are simply working as a troll either paid or not lying for the corporate owned candidate of the DNC and Wall Street's choice rather than who the VOTERS want....

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jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner Polls of 50 and up who have landlines don't show "electability..." People putting their money where their mouth is does....

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Donna_I comments on Sep 18, 2019:

I admire Warren I haven't seen her speak yet. I am going to see Buttigieg on Sunday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

Maybe you should check her real record because there isn't much to "admire" in her and Buttigieg is even worse...

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@jniece The closest to the number of donors Bernie has is Trump who is way behind in numbers. I know Warren's record and do NOT support her for president. I am one of Bernie's 1,000,000+ donors and am on his wall having donated 12 times in the primary and after the 1st of Oct will be 13 times. Since in March I will be financially much better off I plan to max out in the primary and again in the General for Bernie. If he is cheated again by the DNC the money I plan to donate in the General will instead go to 'Our Revolution'. If you check my posts here you will find a campaign email from his campaign showing he is not only the first to have this many donors this cycle but also beat his last cycle record.

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

jniece comments on Sep 18, 2019:

past behavior is best predictor of future behavior. Her's disqualifies her. She is NOT a fighter. She supports Israel and wars. She's using PAC money obtained in her senate race to run while simultaneously claiming she isn't doing that. She also intends to take PAC money in general. As though that's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner So who is more "electable?" Someone with more donors that Trump or someone with less than half as many as Trump?....

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

..........................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner The bad messenger here is you because you have religious faith that Warren can win... She can't possibly win until she stops selling out... Her one "success" was her "consumer protection agency" which has only managed to recover a small fraction of the money Wall Street has illegally stolen and fined a very few banks a small fraction of their profits for the frauds they commit. In short Wall Street considers it a "cost of doing business" and ignores it because they can take it off their taxes and nobody is being sent to prison.... She is basically a no issue candidate who has a "plan" for everything but those "plans" are basically business as usual which means to leave everything in the hands of the same people who have made a mess of not only the economy but our political system as well....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner When Warren only has a quarter the number of donors that Bernie has and Bernie has more donors that Trump does who is more electable?... Because it sure as hell isn't Warren who is no on a circuit with Harris and Biden sucking Billionaire cock for cash.... Randall - Just a short while ago, our campaign reached 1 million individual contributors — and we did it earlier than any campaign in history, including our own in 2016. I am very proud of that fact. As one of those contributors, you should be too. This is historic. We are also the only Democratic candidate with more individual contributions than Donald Trump, which shows we are the movement that can best defeat him. Reaching this important milestone proves that one can run for president without racing all around the country begging millionaires and billionaires for campaign contributions at high-dollar fundraisers. That number proves that when candidates for president speak honestly and authentically about the problems and the needs of working people and young people in this country, they will respond. That is what we are doing on this campaign, and it is why we are going to win. But winning this election will require more than just a record number of contributions — although that is certainly something we will need to continue to push for as we end this critical FEC fundraising quarter. Winning this election will require people of all backgrounds and all communities talking to their friends and talking to strangers about the stakes in this election, and how our campaign is the one building a movement capable of not just defeating Donald Trump, but transforming our nation. And all this week, supporters are joining Plan to Win events all across this country. So I am asking: Can you attend a Plan to Win event in your area? Here’s the closest one to you: Bernie 2020 Plan to Win Party! Sunday, September 22 Event starts at 6:00 p.m. 1107 E Pennsylvania Ave Redlands, CA 92374

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

..........................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@St-Sinner Randall - Just a short while ago, our campaign reached 1 million individual contributors — and we did it earlier than any campaign in history, including our own in 2016. I am very proud of that fact. As one of those contributors, you should be too. This is historic. We are also the only Democratic candidate with more individual contributions than Donald Trump, which shows we are the movement that can best defeat him. Reaching this important milestone proves that one can run for president without racing all around the country begging millionaires and billionaires for campaign contributions at high-dollar fundraisers. That number proves that when candidates for president speak honestly and authentically about the problems and the needs of working people and young people in this country, they will respond. That is what we are doing on this campaign, and it is why we are going to win. But winning this election will require more than just a record number of contributions — although that is certainly something we will need to continue to push for as we end this critical FEC fundraising quarter. Winning this election will require people of all backgrounds and all communities talking to their friends and talking to strangers about the stakes in this election, and how our campaign is the one building a movement capable of not just defeating Donald Trump, but transforming our nation. And all this week, supporters are joining Plan to Win events all across this country. So I am asking: Can you attend a Plan to Win event in your area? Here’s the closest one to you: Bernie 2020 Plan to Win Party! Sunday, September 22 Event starts at 6:00 p.m. 1107 E Pennsylvania Ave Redlands, CA 92374

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@AtheistReader You nailed it anything to keep the billionaire donors happy right?... Kind of like the one in LA who keeps feeding drugs to Male prostitutes and overdosing them. He got caught again and it is really unlikely he will be able to buy his way out this time no matter how much he donates to Warren and the DNC.... Last time he was backing Hillary in her 2016 run.....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@St-Sinner, @dare2dream As for you both I suggest you both READ their plans on things like Healhcare reform, education, and the environment because the only one with his shit together is Sanders....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@St-Sinner, @dare2dream I suggest you look up the term "Bully pulpit" and Teddy Roosevelt and stop believing corporate garbage....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@St-Sinner Warren has nothing behind her but corporate funding and is a one issue candidate. This is why the DNC has REFUSED to impeach Trump or even rein him in because he is their best chance of winning the Whitehouse for their Wall Street favorite. Bernie has more than 1 million donors to his campaign and Warren has less than a quarter that number. She is now off to 43 different closed door high dollar fundraisers with Biden and Harris. They are playing you for a fool and you are letting them win.... "Warren has brought in a whopping $17 million from small donors, 48 percent of her campaign funds. Sanders is in a different league, collecting 60 percent — $28 million — from small donors. Sanders calls himself a democratic socialist. Warren has called herself a “capitalist to my bones.” Sanders is calling for a “political revolution” to upend the political and economic status quo. Warren wants to help rebuild the Democratic Party’s damaged campaign arm that sought to undermine Sanders in 2016. " https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2019/09/sanders-vs-warren-who-has-more-working-class-donors/

The real villain of the story

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Nice take, but singing to the choir.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@OldMetalHead Damned right....

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starwatcher-al comments on Sep 18, 2019:

It's real simple, Bernie is NOT electable in this country, the perception is that he's too far left. Joe is of the Dem good old boy's club and his gaffs will not go down good as we need someone who gives the impression that they're on top of it. That leaves Lizzy and in my opinion she has the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

Bullshit he is the only one who is electable. You are listening to corporate pundits who lie for a living. Those same idiots help Hillary defraud her way to the nomination in 2016 and told you he was unelectable that Hillary was sure to beat Trump.... One question I have for you is how is president Hillary working out for you?....

Going to drop this here in hopes of offending someone....

altschmerz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

And here I was going to say, your hopes are probably dashed ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

4 out of 32 viewers gave a positive reactions so likely not....

Going to drop this here in hopes of offending someone....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:

## It's so trite and childish, I think I'll yawn.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2019:

Looks like it worked on you...

Mean bastard.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2019:

#MicroPenisIncident

Great for parties

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2019:

I love it when the trolls write reviews and answer questions on Amazon. But they do have a problem with the ratings of merchandise on that site so I stopped buying from them except when necessary. It seems that many of the products use reviews for other products which aren't even related to the same...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@altschmerz Been making the rounds of tech sites for a long time now next time you go there check for yourself. I noticed it a long time before it became common knowledge though and check for the real product ratings elsewhere before I ever buy from there.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 As for the raw sewage there is a huge difference between accidental spills and purposeful dumping.... Corpses buried in the yard?... Well actually it was his wife.... https://www.al.com/wire/2012/08/alabama_man_fights_to_keep_wif.html

For crime show fans

KKGator comments on Sep 16, 2019:

That is my doormat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

I am going to get the one saying... "Oh shit not you again..."

Just letting you all know....

Livinlife comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Great! I can't "un-read" this! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Livinlife Not complaining I love offending those who lack humor....

Just letting you all know....

Livinlife comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Great! I can't "un-read" this! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Nice to know that out of the 9 people who read this so far only 4 have a sense of humor....

Or just really have to go

Unclehotrod comments on Sep 16, 2019:

WTF, there's no guy in red.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Upper right behind the tree....

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 And yet even ion the most impoverished areas of California we don't just dump raw sewage into the backyard and have hookworm epidemics.... Nor do we bury Granny under the front porch..

Sounds right to me...

bookofmorons comments on Sep 16, 2019:

based on experience?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I started nothing... If he doubts the size he can come by and bend over...

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Sorry I was thinking of Alabama.... https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/12/12/570217635/the-u-n-looks-at-extreme-poverty-in-the-u-s-from-alabama-to-california " A United Nations official investigating poverty in the United States was shocked at the level of environmental degradation in some areas of rural Alabama, saying he had never seen anything like it in the developed world. "I think it's very uncommon in the First World. This is not a sight that one normally sees. I'd have to say that I haven't seen this," Philip Alston, the U.N.'s Special Rapporteur on extreme poverty and human rights, told Connor Sheets of AL.com earlier this week as they toured a community in Butler County where "raw sewage flows from homes through exposed PVC pipes and into open trenches and pits."" https://www.newsweek.com/alabama-un-poverty-environmental-racism-743601

Sounds right to me...

bookofmorons comments on Sep 16, 2019:

based on experience?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Experience watching you when you got drunk the other night...

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Sounds a lot like Mississippi....

Shall we tell them?...

Robecology comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Only if (s)he's been hit with the Santa and Easter bunny myth....don't want to overwhelm him/her.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Don't forget the tooth fairy....

It is the difference between defamation and definition...

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Oh boy. Not that I completely disagree, but not all religious people are idiots, many are simply uninformed; many more, brainwashed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@scurry Making a point is far better than wearing one on your head.... Funny isn't it how much KKK hoods look like a dunce cap that has eye holes in it....

Evangelist Declares White House To Be "Holy Ground" And Commands "Demonic Networks To Be Scattered" ...

davknight comments on May 7, 2019:

The "holy ground" was originally, a neighborhood of eighteenth-century 'New York Towne', where prostitution flourished. It was centered around where Trump Tower stands today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Still is today from what I understand....

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Just offer them 30,000 and don't say dollars so we can make it roubles instead.... 30K and a keg of Budwieser every month...

It is the difference between defamation and definition...

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Oh boy. Not that I completely disagree, but not all religious people are idiots, many are simply uninformed; many more, brainwashed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2019:

If a person believes what they are told to believe even when faced with reality pointing out how wrong they are then I think a case can be made for idiocy.... The part I find funny is how some people who are able to function without impairment in most ways will ask their kids "If your friends told you to jump off a bridge would you do that too?..." while saying that some preacher told them to hate other people for having different color skin or religious beliefs (or lack them), or happen to be Gay are bad and should be put in prison or murdered because "the bible says so..."

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2019:

How about we send the KKK and Nazis into exile there?...

When someone tells me the rapture is cumming....

RobertMartin comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Rapture? Don't you mean crapture?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Six of one and half a dozen of the other...

I'll miss you guys

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Last year I spent more time in Assbook jail that I did out of it... Twice both of my accounts were in lock up at the same time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Livinlife Right now I am letting them both cool off so I can start trolling again...

Some days....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I see you got the easy button. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@glennlab The Sleezy button was Advertising for Rapelis... Like everything else they sell since Bain Capital bought them out it was cheaply made garbage that was outrageously overpriced...

Some days....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I see you got the easy button. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2019:

Nope this is the fuck it button.... Not photoshop this is real...

Be afraid.....be very afraid.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Only a problem if they eat silicone, lol,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Don't forget the bags that hold the Silicone are plastic....Once those are gone everything flows to the lowest possible point.... Kind of like their IQs....

No argument from me....

GEGR comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Anyone with two functioning Brain cells to an Orange Communist Turd Supporter .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Communists are far left Trump is a Nazi which is far right-wing....

When someone tells me the rapture is cumming....

GEGR comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Still waiting ( 67 Years ) !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2019:

More like 1900 years...

When someone tells me the rapture is cumming....

powder comments on Sep 13, 2019:

That's not where I think it is is it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2019:

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Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Sorry may I recommend a good eye drop?....

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

@scurry I have many more like these... many, many, many more...

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

@glennlab Or this...

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

@glennlab I hope you like this one better...

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

@glennlab ...............................

What I think when a Republican or corporate Dem who votes to sell arms to Saudi Arabia wants to make...

dartagnan6666 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Depends on your perspective.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

Mine would be reality...

When your doctor asks for a stool sample....

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

So dogs aren’t offended by the saying “eat shit”?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

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Hail Odin.....

Sticks48 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Odin carries some heavy heat. Jesus not so much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2019:

You never saw Hey Zeus waiting around to get nailed by a bunch of guys now did you?....

Why stores have to supply antiseptic wipes for their carts these days....

Freefromgod comments on Sep 11, 2019:

And of course she's wearing a Trump shirt 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@Freefromgod Actually that is more common than you might think... People are always complaining online that my comment or post made a mess for them to clean up...

Why stores have to supply antiseptic wipes for their carts these days....

Freefromgod comments on Sep 11, 2019:

And of course she's wearing a Trump shirt 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@Freefromgod I am thinking of printing these out and posting them on the sanitary wipe stations at the stores near me.... I wonder if they will see an increase in their use....

Why stores have to supply antiseptic wipes for their carts these days....

Freefromgod comments on Sep 11, 2019:

And of course she's wearing a Trump shirt 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

Well somebody has to grab it.... and from the looks of her nobody else will....

Heartfelt!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@GEGR He isn't a communist he is a Fascist.... Communists at least tend to be far less likely to be racist piles of shit. They also are less likely to starve people they rule over unless they rebel against the government and hardly ever have state sponsored religion... Another major difference between them is communists own all means of production while fascists combine with large monopolies to help finance their rich and shameless lifestyles for the leaders. Communism is far less corrupt that fascism...

Ding Dong the witch is dead....

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I hope his brother can reunite with him soon 🤓

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

Hopefully the entire clan...

Exactly!!! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Make PAB trend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2019:

That was yesterday on Twitter...

LMAO!.

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Wait,WHAT?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2019:

@RobertMartin The only tattoo I am ever likely to get will be on my ass saying "Exit only"

LMAO!.

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Wait,WHAT?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2019:

@RobertMartin And mine to yours....

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Joel the skid mark of bible thumpers

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2019:

I think they are all just shit stains on the underwear of life....

When she dresses to impress....

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Claude be like swingin from the chandelier

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2019:

"Right turn Clyde..."

LMAO!.

Livinlife comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Well I'm offended. Not!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Likely because you are neither religious or conservative....

LMAO!.

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Wait,WHAT?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Yep they had to remove their own video because it was too offensive and people got butthurt....

LMAO!.

scurry comments on Sep 9, 2019:

They had to ban the video *they* made for you?!? That's freaking awesome!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

I know isn't it?... I must have really pissed on Fuckerberg's parade....

Talk about short!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Might have been short but rich and set in stone....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 Just something off the top of my head...

When you are talking to a conservative...

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Good! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@metalhead222 No but you are definitely one of a small minority....

I always warn them! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

https://youtu.be/O_1ruZWJigo

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 My musical tastes are a bit more.... er.... eccentric.... https://youtu.be/ss_BmTGv43M

When you are talking to a conservative...

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Good! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 White male terrorists are Rednecks most of the time...

When you are talking to a conservative...

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Good! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2019:

I have this filed under things rednecks should do before voting....

Evangelist Declares White House To Be "Holy Ground" And Commands "Demonic Networks To Be Scattered" ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2019:

This coming on the heels of Trump's personal attorney admitting he helped cover up Falwell's brief stint as a amateur porn star I find quite hilarious...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2019:

@bradnyijuan Trump's attorney bought the photograph evidence it seems which makes him a porn star...

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 News flash the Nazis started that war....

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 And a volunteer who was rejected the first time like Audie Murphy (His first rating was 4F) was and kept pushing until he got accepted then served honorably unlike Marion Morrison who took his deferment and then played the big tough "patriot" during the McCarthy era as well as being a piece of shit racist...

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 James Stewart was a year younger... He was also rejected his first attempt to enlist because he was underweight and worked hard to gain the weight needed to be accepted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Stewart

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 So your claim is that the Nazis were sane?....

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Logician Name one sane war or even one started for sane reasons... If you think there was one Major General Smedley Darlington Butler disagreed... https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=inu.32000014248506=1up=9

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Logician Funny how they didn't worry about Jimmy Stewart or some of the already major stars that went to war. Odd thing is when a person a nation admires in war volunteer enlistment hits all time highs and conscription because a moot point in many cases... Look at the twin towers they didn't worry about conscription because people wanted to fight back even though that twat of a draft dodger Bush decided to attack the wrong country....

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Logician https://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/john-wayne/252904/john-wayne-the-world-war-ii-hero-who-didnt-serve https://www.military.com/off-duty/2019/02/22/john-waynes-racist-comments-lack-wwii-service-resurface-intense-debate.html https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/john-wayne-the-duke.html Reality disagrees with you...

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2019:

Marion Morrison the daft dodging pussy later known as "The Duke" spent WW2 selling War Bonds and making movies about real soldiers didn't take shit because he was shit...

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Livinlife comments on Sep 6, 2019:

The first meme could use the second one 😃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Livinlife My depraved sense of humor at work...

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Livinlife comments on Sep 6, 2019:

The first meme could use the second one 😃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Which is why I posted them together in that order...

She is wondering...

Livinlife comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Why would she want him to?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Why would he want to?...

Kitty cat lost a weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

And that cat is me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I would not have been in any shape to confirm or deny your allegations....

How to get yourself out of a stew...

KKGator comments on Sep 5, 2019:

My first thought was a ladle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@KKGator I had a guy out in the oil fields of Iraq threaten me once so I sent him back one of those posting it in the main forum.... You wouldn't believe how apologetic they get.... I swear if I had been standing in front of him he would have been on his knees asking heads or tails before I could blink....