Guys! What 'cha gonna do. (Anybody here have any wild ER stories to share?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Hey wasn't that Trump?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Couldn't be anymore disgusting than some of the things he has had stuck on it.... He seems to enjoy foreign objects....

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree to bad! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@joeandbarb I would happily pay for the upgrade in his ammo to buckshot...

When are people in Alabama going to realize most states don't elect child molesters to public ...

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Alabama where men are men, so are the women and the sheep are scared to death

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2020:

And the UN rates it as "worse than many 3rd world countries..."

Most likely.

Paul4747 comments on Dec 30, 2020:

They might also say, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." In other words, states have all powers not granted to the federal government by the Constitution. Or, in a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@Paul4747 Just trying to keep things on the up and up is all... We all know it was Martha not George who had wooden teeth.... Doctor's records of George's clearly show he was always having splinters from his dick....

Most likely.

Paul4747 comments on Dec 30, 2020:

They might also say, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." In other words, states have all powers not granted to the federal government by the Constitution. Or, in a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@Paul4747 Washington never had wooden teeth that is a myth just like him chopping down a cherry tree he never did that either... Also Lincoln's nickname "honest Abe" actually was given to him because he was the best referee for the cock fights....

When are people in Alabama going to realize most states don't elect child molesters to public ...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Another American joke?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

Roy Moore was the only District Attorney in the country to ever be banned from a Shopping mall for chasing underage girls and has the added distinction of being removed from the Alabama supreme court TWICE for sexual and judicial misconduct. So they elected him their senator.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@CourtJester If you hadn't dodged the draft you would know damned good and well what military grade is....Right now you are being a jackass.

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@CourtJester Also your draft dodging anti-maskers are wrong not only did Washington quarantine solders with small pox but Boston was quarantined in both 1776 and 1778 for the same reason...

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@CourtJester Obviously you are not very bright... You don't need a 30 round magazine to hunt deer... Maybe if you had joined the Maries like I did you would know the difference between military grade and a hunting rifle.... But draft dodgers of a feather will flock together right?... Did you even realize that between the second amendment at the militia act that there was far more gun control than today? You have been watching too many old John Wayne movies (figures since he was a draft dodger too). Some of the things you could be fined or arrested for in the US right after the constitution was signed were leaving your weapon loaded for extended periods of time as a militia member, ownership of an unregistered weapon, and if you resisted the central government it was called treason they just shot your dumb ass for that... As for the "Wild West" you were not allowed to carry a gun in any city or town... https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/gun-control-old-west-180968013/

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

A bit dated. Surely the Quayle shooting season ended in 1993

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

Lawyers never go out of season... They are always fair game.

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree to bad! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 When I first heard about it the thought that went through my mind was it was the first useful thing he ever did in his life...

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree to bad! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Looks like a lot of people in this group either don't remember Dick Cheney shooting a lawyer in the face on a quail hunt or like the old bastard for some reason....

Term of the day.... (it made my year).

FrayedBear comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Ping @Gwendolyn2018

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@Gwendolyn2018 Oh did I forget to mention that the ugly American is almost invisible any more because so many other countries are producing ugly tourists? Since around the late 70s' Australia has been producing its own brand of ugly that acts even worse than Americans used to act...

A bit of a rant ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The vast majority of people who call themselves Christian have never bothered to read the bible. The only reasons Christ-Insanity still exists is fear mongering by well meaning but otherwise brainwashed people and intellectual laziness. The bible is the world's best selling coffee table book people ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@rainmanjr You do know Jesus was pro-slavery right?...

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree to bad! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

I went to twitter because they finally admitted they wrongfully locked my account for the second time and unlocked it for me and I see Dickless Dick Cheney trending. I am thinking why the fuck would that jackass be trending so I click on the link and this popped up.... I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

Term of the day.... (it made my year).

FrayedBear comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Ping @Gwendolyn2018

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Gwendolyn2018 In America we do have an entitled few but those are the 1% wealth holders not the average person who under capitalism is born into debt and dies in debt because without family wealth to keep you out of that hole capitalism keeps digging you in deeper. People from more socialist inclined countries are ignorant of the truth just as the "Ugly American" tourist is ignorant to everyone around him because though he is deeply in debt trying to put on the image of wealth he is as deeply deluded as they are.

Term of the day.... (it made my year).

FrayedBear comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Ping @Gwendolyn2018

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Gwendolyn2018 We lived in a nice house with $98 a month PITI loan payment because my father had his VA loan. We still had ups and downs and at times got the FDA subsidized food handouts and had to eat those dog barf awful free school lunches. As an adult I had problems and ended up homeless 5 times yet still some people not just Republicans think everyone has it easy as an "entitled American..."

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, cuz we don't know where they just left or where going,. Remember, proper usage of PPE is that we are not supposed to touch it after donning it and until duffing it. This one seens a little much, with wearing both, but I'll pass on judging her.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Wisterious Pretty much you got it right and if you look at my comment you will see I agree. The real snowflakes are having a complete meltdown and have always hidden behind the catchphrase "freedom of speech" while attempting to censor whatever they disagree with....

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, cuz we don't know where they just left or where going,. Remember, proper usage of PPE is that we are not supposed to touch it after donning it and until duffing it. This one seens a little much, with wearing both, but I'll pass on judging her.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Wisterious This should be considered the new in style wear on the job and around town but what do they want?....

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Funny these guys are the ones who report mine....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@glennlab Karen only wears a Klan mask...

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, cuz we don't know where they just left or where going,. Remember, proper usage of PPE is that we are not supposed to touch it after donning it and until duffing it. This one seens a little much, with wearing both, but I'll pass on judging her.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@glennlab Yet still it doesn't stop inhalation of the smaller droplets and which will cause infection. Also wearing only a shield without a mask allows for air contamination...

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, cuz we don't know where they just left or where going,. Remember, proper usage of PPE is that we are not supposed to touch it after donning it and until duffing it. This one seens a little much, with wearing both, but I'll pass on judging her.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

Wearing the plastic shield alone does nothing for anyone. The reason for wearing a mask is you are preventing the spread of the virus to others. If someone with the virus coughs around you wearing a mask is ineffective unless they are wearing one and the face shield allows air around the edges protecting nothing at all.

Term of the day.... (it made my year).

FrayedBear comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Ping @Gwendolyn2018

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Gwendolyn2018 Just figuring this out now are you?...

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@CourtJester Damn are you really that stupid and ignorant that you lack so much understanding of what a military grade firearm is? Most states limit hunting weapons to no more than a 5 round capacity if you need a 30 round one it isn't a hunting weapon.

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@CourtJester This IS a socialist country I can't help it if you are too stupid to notice... I often find it amusing that stupid and illiterate people think they understand the second amendment which regards firearm ownership in regards to militia membership to mean they are allowed to run loose with military grade weaponry. Actually I want to take guns away from domestic terrorists and start putting the money that funds placing tanks, and illegal war gasses along with other toys the bullies don't need into productive programs rather than leaving police little more than violent gangs of thugs that are NOT held accountable for their criminal actions.

"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

CourtJester comments on Dec 28, 2020:

It’s gotten kinda liberal, but I do appreciate that they are holding their second amendment rights.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

You Republicans don't know what the second amendment is or even realize how badly the people you vote for are fucking you while you vote for free stuff for billionaires so you can pay their bills for them with your own hard earned money.... "Socialism is about getting something back for the taxes you pay..." Bernie Sanders

From the Office of President of the United States.

nicknotes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

They don't want to really leave the USA.....this is just a fantasy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@TCorCM If we left they would have to double your taxes so you could pay for your own welfare.... "We described the difference as the balance of payments. For example, California's balance of payments is -$13.7 billion. This means California residents get less in return than they pay for. However, Iowa has a balance of payments of $2.5 billion, meaning Iowa residents receive $2.5 billion more in federal services than what they pay in taxes. The difference per capita means how much the average state resident received in federal services versus what they paid in federal taxes. In California, each resident is sending in $348 more than they get back. In Iowa, each resident is receiving $797 more back in federal services than they paid in taxes. Michigan of course the balance of payments is over 21 billion each year.... https://www.businessinsider.com/federal-taxes-federal-services-difference-by-state-2019-1

From the Office of President of the United States.

altschmerz comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I wish Kentucky would secede, then we'd get rid of you-know-who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@altschmerz Not as long as Nazi Pelosi is in charge...

From the Office of President of the United States.

altschmerz comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I wish Kentucky would secede, then we'd get rid of you-know-who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

Easy to get rid of all they have to do is check the ballots and bust him for election fraud... Along with the "irregularities" in his SuperPAC and own campaign gets their money he could also be facing charges of fraud, money laundering and treason....

New product made in the USA...

freedom41 comments on Dec 29, 2020:

They should really put that out in stores and see what happens.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

Just think of the collectors value in 20 years it might actually be still worth what you paid for it....

The goyim know! [knowyourmeme.com].

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2020:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Hages My bad... https://youtu.be/79B2oMsZ0Nk

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I have seen some articles about them shooting up the canned goods at their local Walmarts...

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 "Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

A bit of a rant ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The vast majority of people who call themselves Christian have never bothered to read the bible. The only reasons Christ-Insanity still exists is fear mongering by well meaning but otherwise brainwashed people and intellectual laziness. The bible is the world's best selling coffee table book people ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@abyers1970 "Religion is first of all to benefit the priest class and only the priest class" Me

From the Office of President of the United States.

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I don't know much about Texas separatism, but I'm a Quebec separatist, and I've heard those kinds of arguments often enough to remember that they cut both ways.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

In the case of Texas it would be no loss at all....

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Louie "Goomba" Gohmert wants his title as America's dumbest congressman back I see e has filed a lawsuit to overturn the election results naming imaginary "electors" in Arizona saying Mike Ponce can change the election results.... Is the state of Texas a looney bin?...

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Put it up for a vote in your next election to leave the state of Texas and become a part of New Mexico... I am sure they would welcome the influx of new revenue and electoral votes....

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Why in the hell would anyone want to live there is what I want to know... Best use I can think of for Texas is a giant penal colony for Klan members, neo-Nazis and other assorted trash. Just let the ones who aren't involved with domestic terrorism out and build a wall around the rest. We can then round up the rest of the trash and dump it over the wall. If they try to get out by boat a few coast guard cutters can solve that problem with a couple of well aimed rounds.... Probably be the first bath some of them have had in a long time...

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 All of California is waiting for this to happen so we can deport the Texans that keep moving here...

From the Office of President of the United States.

nicknotes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

They don't want to really leave the USA.....this is just a fantasy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Kick them the fuck out whether they like it or not... let them be an example to the rest of the Republican controlled states....

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Why not just move North and give Texass the finger?... After all they are going to be one of the "Shitholes" Trump keeps talking about once the federal money dries up....

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 My granddaughter Celeste is half Hispanic but here in California unless you are a Fuckpublican we don't think that way....

From the Office of President of the United States.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Be careful you don't want to be shot trying to "wetback" the Texas/US border....

A bit of a rant ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The vast majority of people who call themselves Christian have never bothered to read the bible. The only reasons Christ-Insanity still exists is fear mongering by well meaning but otherwise brainwashed people and intellectual laziness. The bible is the world's best selling coffee table book people ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@SunshineTrin I finished reading through it at age 9 and never have understood the arguments from ignorance that Christians present for their own beliefs. If they hadn't been brainwashed into belief as children they would be horrified at their acceptance of their cannibalistic, hate-mongering, genocidal war god.

New product made in the USA...

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Hilarious, but I don't want that in my house.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Like a puppy it will shit on the carpet...

Teletubbies the new generation....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Now I want to watch this show! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2020:

@BTHT "The black and white Teletubbie is Gay..." Jerry Falwell

Teletubbies the new generation....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Now I want to watch this show! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2020:

You have been living it the last 4 years...

Christmas eve tech support in Nashville this year....

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Better than what they got in Memphis. (dark humor)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

The only good thing about these Trump terrorists is they are so damned stupid. As for your comment don't forget Oklahoma City...

New Starbucks cup....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Your spaghetti monster looks a lot like the common idea of the Corona bug.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@OldGoat43 I make mine at home because I don't put all the shit in it that they do and without all that shit you can tell just how bad that coffee really is. I never understood why people pay as much for shit coffee as they would a whole pound of really good coffee.

One for those late night get togethers if we ever have them again

Zoohome comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Ouch! Unfortunately, I won't be able to share this one with my son, who loves Yo mama jokes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

.................................

New Starbucks cup....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Your spaghetti monster looks a lot like the common idea of the Corona bug.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2020:

So you are really a Christian propagandist....

And Christmas was never the same...

jeshuey comments on Dec 25, 2020:

And better!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2020:

At least the kids were quiet for a while...

Something interesting is going on up in the north land.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 24, 2020:

At least you aren't bad mouthing Duluth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@mistymoon77 I am not a cheesehead... "If 2020 was a gingerbread house..."

Stupid elf! Lol

Wisterious comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Poor elf (but clever) I just made the sound of 'Alien' as it busted out of that actor's belly, screeching, then zipped across the room, well in my mind at least. Need coffee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@Wisterious The movie is called "Spaceballs"

Stupid elf! Lol

Budgie comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I have a student who would love this. I showed her this pic of the elf and she could not stop laughing for over an hour (I teach special ed kids)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@Budgie Funny part about economics is that the people who least understand it are economists....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@FrayedBear Shoplifted it did you?...

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@FrayedBear And yet they no longer promise to build a body that takes years of sweating over barbells in 7 days... Meanwhile they are still conning noobs with no brains into paying them big bucks for information that is free and freely available. How much have they taken you for? Oh and while we are on the subject how much did you pay for the penis pump they sold you?...

I made brownies for my coworkers. Can't imagine why no one is eating them.....

Lorajay comments on Dec 23, 2020:

How I wish I had not sold my cornbread cast iron cookware in a garage sale.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

You're welcome... https://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-7-Stick-Cornbread-Cast-Iron-Cooking-Pan-marked-7SO-12-x-51-2-HO/164599747204?hash=item2652e8d284:g:jbcAAOSw2sRfx-nz

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@FrayedBear Unlike you I am not projecting.... Atlas was a scam artist that sent a booklet out for free to boost the sales of an overpriced piece of junk (two wooden sticks with a 3/4 inch rubber band in the middle) and promised impossible results in time periods of 7 days to less than 3 months... He also sent people booklets they could get for free charging them money and when they complained asked for more money for more worthless booklets. He was a big part of why the USPS started cracking down on these fraudsters with real regulations that made it a felony to market shit like this through the mail issuing 250,000 fines and sentences up to 20 years at club fed. A friend of mine got ripped off by him because he answered one of those stupid comic book ads that sold shit like fake "x-ray specs"... Besides he never said anything relevant to the OP....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@FrayedBear Your lack of comprehension is showing.... "let me pump you up" was Schwarzenegger's famous tag line while trying to sell people on fitness....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@GwenBFree My first thought was "god is Arnold Schwarzenegger?..." "let me pump you up..."

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I think the best method of deterrence is to take photos of their mask-less faces and post them locally on phone poles and facebook. Title them UNWANTED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

I think labelling them domestic terrorists and shooting them on sight would be the only effective deterrent but knowing the Republican party they would block it...

Oh, thoes silly Fiat Earthers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Fix It Again Tony

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@scurry First On Race Day

Stupid elf! Lol

Budgie comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I have a student who would love this. I showed her this pic of the elf and she could not stop laughing for over an hour (I teach special ed kids)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@Budgie

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Of more concern to the rest of the world is the fact that your numbers infected will result in far more new strains. The same can be said of the UK, Europe & Brazil the silver, bronze & lead medal winners. Forget suing China for allowing it to happen - you now are the source.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear Thanks for proving to me the old saw that opinions are like assholes....

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 22, 2020:

hard to disagree

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

@bookofmorons Yeah thanks "America Firsters..."

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

If you want to help yourself follow the links through the following "A positive tale of Stig Severinsen." to the free book & training videos available at https://www.breatheology.com/free-ebook-covid-19/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Why are you posting fake cures on this site?...

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Of more concern to the rest of the world is the fact that your numbers infected will result in far more new strains. The same can be said of the UK, Europe & Brazil the silver, bronze & lead medal winners. Forget suing China for allowing it to happen - you now are the source.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

You should really learn to read posts before commenting... I blamed the Fundamentalist Christians and Cult Trump....

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 22, 2020:

hard to disagree

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Only way you could is if you had mental issues...

Dragon alert....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Don't make any sudden moves unless you're wearing Kevlar.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Plated mail you mean those claws would shred Kevlar like so much paper...

Dragon alert....

Wisterious comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I want to think this hilarious, but have a concern the kitty has been drugged. Tell me no! What could have caused those huge pupils?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Catnip....

I would have put this on the gun lovers group but they are probably too dumb to get it.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Someone could make a fortune just selling sets of 10mm s.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Tool trucks do it all the time...

Finally, an end in sight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Nope.... 2020 part two is beginning on 1-1-2021....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@FrayedBear So was Resident Evil and II hear they plan to make Zombieland 3 in a few years...

Finally, an end in sight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Nope.... 2020 part two is beginning on 1-1-2021....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@jeshuey Worse yet horror movies are always done in threes....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado Because THEY blocked you.... If YOU had blocked them instead you could see and comment on their posts....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado As I stated he has me block I do NOT have him blocked.... The "rules" of this website allow him to see or comment on my posts while his remain invisible to me....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado No the only thing it does is prevent me from seeing his as long as the site knows who I am. I run Firefox so I can see him if I open the post in a new private window.... Most people are completely ignorant of how websites work unless they studied it like I have.

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado @Robecology

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado He just finds my posts funny but has me blocked like several other people who are all butthurt....

Just a little political humour.....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2020:

"Grab her by the pussy..." Donnie Dumbass I hear they are now looking into election fraud in Kentucky.... Seems that some counties there more votes were cast for McConnell than there were residents in them... Same with Graham (the cracker) in SC...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Kentucky has a long history of "voting the grave yard" (death be not proud) and buying votes in poor rural areas. Political corruption is common there.

I would have put this on the gun lovers group but they are probably too dumb to get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Substitute a 5/16 SAE.. Old Mechanics tip...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2020:

@Moravian And 13mm is 1/2"....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Just horsing around?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Looks more like he is "deerly" thankful to represent the season....

It's just a theory...

Wisterious comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Several thoughts: 1. OMGosh who ordered those? Fire him! 2. How did they get all the way to the point of installation without anyone noticing or caring enough to stop it? 3. Who designed them? Was it a joke? If so, I bet they were shocked when they actually received orders for them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@JeffMurray A glowing dick pic with wings....

Lock em if you got em....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 17, 2020:

What if the kid has to pee? I guess Dad would have to go with him, having the key in his pocket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Or dad might just leave it with the priest in case of emergencies.... after all what could possibly go wrong?....

Lock em if you got em....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 17, 2020:

if only it was that easy . . after all they hold the keys to Heaven

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

"To a Catholic priest heaven must be the ass of an eight year old boy..." Anonymous Pundit

Still wondering?...

Joanne comments on Dec 17, 2020:

This is gross, in my opinion (although I am sure more that one shepherd has taken a few liberties with his flock). But, it does point out that the "good shepherd" doesn't tend to his flock and care for the animals out of any kind of love for them. The mindless animal is only regarded as worthy in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Leviticus 18:23-28 23 “Don’t have sex with an animal and violate yourself by it. “A woman must not have sex with an animal. That is perverse. 24-28 “Don’t pollute yourself in any of these ways. This is how the nations became polluted, the ones that I am going to drive out of the land before you. Even the land itself became polluted and I punished it for its iniquities—the land vomited up its inhabitants. You must keep my decrees and laws—natives and foreigners both. You must not do any of these abhorrent things. The people who lived in this land before you arrived did all these things and polluted the land. And if you pollute it, the land will vomit you up just as it vomited up the nations that preceded you.

Canadian Problems (2 memes)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Re: #2 the answer is that you are sarcastic not Canadian....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@scurry So is incest but all things being relative 75F (23.9C) is what I consider warm....

Canadian Problems (2 memes)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Re: #2 the answer is that you are sarcastic not Canadian....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@scurry If you call that warm you are either insane or love living in a walk in freezer....

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 On what I get a month?... I would have to find someone who could afford to pay me.

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@scurry I have pretty close to 5 Gigs of these by my estimate I am so far behind categorizing them I might have to hire someone to do it for me.

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

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Taco Tuesday again...

Wisterious comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Offensive. This isn't a man's group. Sorry Lizard. I laugh at most of your jokes, but this one might be better received in one of the Kink/Erotic or male Playboy-type sites.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@Wisterious The group header.... Where it says "bad taste encouraged..."

Taco Tuesday again...

Wisterious comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Offensive. This isn't a man's group. Sorry Lizard. I laugh at most of your jokes, but this one might be better received in one of the Kink/Erotic or male Playboy-type sites.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

You might want to read the header....

Too soon...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@oldFloyd Make a good one as is....

My favorite Christmas sweater...

WhiskeyEight comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I LOVE this! Where can I get one? Haha

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2020:

Actually this one came from the Walmart website a few years back....

And a side of bacon, please.

1BrentMichael comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Where can I find this gorgeous mound of carnivorous delight?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2020:

@1BrentMichael I think Floraduh is a little higher but I wouldn't go to a doctor in a state that says if you are over 50 the doctor can't be held accountable no matter how badly he fucks up.

What Christmas is really all about.... Body piercings....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Doh! Isn't this an easter meme?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear His mommy wouldn't let him have them until he moved out of the house in his mid 30s'...

The war is on again...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Who is he?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Dildo O'Biley...

What, what, and what??!!!

bookofmorons comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Not sure what the point of the last one is

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Don't bend over or you might find out the hard way...

The war is on again...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He's such a fuckin' douche. Is he dead yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@glennlab And why did the advertisers leave?... Oh yeah people organized and petitioned them to stop supporting Fox until he was fired as a pervert...