Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

These are the reality though... Yours are all fiction...

A question for the ladies...

bobwjr comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Bullshit strong women are the best

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Yeah that is kind of what it says...

A question for the ladies...

VictoriaNotes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

A guy sent me a PM saying he loved reading my comments, followed by *"Now here's a woman with more than 2 brain cells."*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Was he also complaining about being a 40 year old virgin?....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod Pretty sure it was only the top 1 or 2% who got the cuts that mattered.... Of course he threw a bone to the really poor who make less that about 20K a year but it wasn't much...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

altschmerz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

That's what soured my two cousins and their families on Trump – not the kids in cages, or the attacks on LGBTQ individuals, or the emboldening of Nazis – nope, it was the hit they took in the pocketbook. What can I say.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Should have told them to ask Trump for a loan....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am more worried about my daughter and grandchildren...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am lucky to be tax exempt as well being on VA disability and living in CA where I am exempt from property taxes on my home... I am also growing a lot of fruit in my yard...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Not only that but the middle class got a huge tax increase...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

TheDoubter comments on Jun 5, 2019:

that's logic for a fuzzy thinke1r like Trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

If you think the meme is bad check the link...

"I find it amazing that any non-believer could even consider putting his neck in a noose by ...

GuitarDoctor comments on Jun 5, 2019:

The KKK used the slogan, but it came about around WWII with Lindberg who was a Nazi sympathizer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

they used it to revive the Klan in the 1920s'... The Methodist church would have ranks of them at each service in full robes hoods and all.... The so-called "Christian flag" was invented by them during that period...

I posted this on Facebook and all I got was a lousy 30 vacation....

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I need a contraption like that to put in my pants. Then I could walk into a church and watch people's reactions. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Or an NRA meeting...

GOP Lawmakers Plan For 51st “Christian State” To Be Based On Biblical Law | Michael Stone

Storm1752 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Why don't they just move to Utah? They and the Mormons are equally crazy and would get along great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@snytiger6, @Storm1752 https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/UT

GOP Lawmakers Plan For 51st “Christian State” To Be Based On Biblical Law | Michael Stone

Storm1752 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Why don't they just move to Utah? They and the Mormons are equally crazy and would get along great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@snytiger6 I guess that is why Utah is a red state and nearly all members of congress from there are Republicans?... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah%27s_congressional_districts

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@powder Are all Republicans illiterate?... It seems that way because they never seem to understand what they read or even hear unless it fits their preconceptions or hear some opinion suck up on fake news tell them what to believe... https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/05/29/watch_live_special_counsel_robert_mueller_to_make_statement.html

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

My guess is you never read the Mueller report because he stated that it was up to congress to indict Trump for obstruction of justice and there was overwhelming evidence of not only obstruction but other felonies as well... https://www.apnews.com/94323cfc164c4759ba6bf84ad2a46203

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I find it amazing that any non-believer could even consider putting his neck in a noose by supporting Christian theocracy.... It has to be the stupidest way I can think of to commit suicide.... "Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

And these..

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I like these...

Sounds just like him...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Did he forget hes lower dentures?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I think he is just so inbred he doesn't have a chin is all...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry Oh my bad it was in the wrong folder...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry I can't find the one of Dick Cheney yet with his dickhead...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry Damn it takes a long time to sort through all these...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry I have some that are even better...

Sounds just like him...

DesertInfidel comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Looks like turtle but tastes like chicken!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

More like chicken shit...

Trump finally picked his campaign song for 2020... [youtube.com]

chalupacabre comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Or maybe. . . ? https://youtu.be/my7sxZ0KfHU

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

Nah more like Jimmy Buffet's "The Asshole Song..."

What??????

brentan comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I've never known a subject where there is such reluctance to talk objectively about the details.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@brentan All preparation and no H...

Oops I sharted again....

bookofmorons comments on Jun 2, 2019:

quite the likeness but needs more orange

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

I need to eat more carrots....

Last year I lost my boyfriend to suicide.

AprilLynn comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I guess maybe I should clarify. It was just before Thanksgiving. Vincent came to my office at work. His family had just uninvited us to Thanksgiving dinner. They are mormon. I told him it was ok and we would do our own thing with my grandpa. We kissed and make small jokes. He bought me flowers ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem... People who take that route are often in a massive amount of emotional pain and in this case it looks as if it was his own family causing that pain...

This is a thing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I posted this on Assbook and all I got was a lousy week in jail...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@altschmerz They use software that is programmed to penalize people who are progressives...

This is a thing!

altschmerz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You can buy matching toilet paper! https://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Democrats-Republicans-Hilarious-Political/dp/B01N1ZHCEB/ref=pd_sbs_201_20?tag=theindep0f-20=IN%7C8901366%7CB01N1ZHCEB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

Yeah but who wants to use toilet paper that already has a shit stain on it?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue How about these?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Better?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

try this on for size...

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BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...

And now a word from our sponsor... [youtube.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...

In light of today's mass shooting in Virginia ... I think God needs more Tots and Pears.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

What we need to do is repeal the Second Amendment to the US Constitution. It is outdated. We no longer need citizen militias, because we have a standing military. Then, when the Second Amendment is repealed, we can outlaw firearms, with the exception of the on-duty police, the on-duty military, and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Or we could just define it correctly instead of accepting the far right's definition of it.... https://www.congress.gov/resources/display/content/The+Federalist+Papers#TheFederalistPapers-29

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BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....

Works for me...

dartagnan6666 comments on May 31, 2019:

I prefer "toasted", but good joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 Sunday is fun day...

Works for me...

dartagnan6666 comments on May 31, 2019:

I prefer "toasted", but good joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

Toasted is for Tuesday.... Wasted is for Wednesday... but you really get fried on Friday...

Post your favorite offensive meme(s) the winners get their posts removed by an overly sensitive ...

Castlepaloma comments on May 30, 2019:

Humans are very stupid, very very stupid human. Trump's arms race missiles makes up, for what he lacks down there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

@Castlepaloma Sorry but to win you have to post something bad enough that an admin removes it....

I prayed every night, starting at a young age, up until two years or so ago when I started to doubt ...

Amisja comments on May 30, 2019:

I imagine this is just about a lack of confidence, we all feel. We all doubt ourselves and rarely believe we can manage the tough times. I have heard Christians say 'God does not send you more than you can handle'. I change this to 'I have managed so far, I have this, I am capable and I am ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Grok...

I prayed every night, starting at a young age, up until two years or so ago when I started to doubt ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2019:

People who were as children indoctrinated into a cult (all religions are cults, some are just larger and have political power)will respond in the way they were molded into responding. It is harder to break the mold when the indoctrination took place when they were children. As for schizophrenia ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Religion fucks everyone up the religious just refuse to see it.... I used to talk to myself as a kid and sometimes still do. My mother used to tell me to stop talking to myself but I just told her it was the only way I could get an intelligent conversation around the house.... Don't change yourself for anyone just be yourself and be happy because you are fine just the way you are...

Post your favorite offensive meme(s) the winners get their posts removed by an overly sensitive ...

Castlepaloma comments on May 30, 2019:

Humans are very stupid, very very stupid human. Trump's arms race missiles makes up, for what he lacks down there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

But he loves playing missiles...

This has pretty much been how every date has gone for me within the past two years.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2019:

I know exactly how you feel...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Fear keeps the flock close for the shearing....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@Jolanta Tell that to Yum corporate headquarters....They steal from their employees to buy the worst scum from both political parties... https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/pacgot.php?cycle=2018=C00329474

This has pretty much been how every date has gone for me within the past two years.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2019:

I know exactly how you feel...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal They see us from the prospective of fear because that is what their own doubts makes them feel. Anyone with any sense at all fears they might be wrong when they chose to believe something that completely lacks evidence when there is so much evidence that it is nonsense. That fear translates into hate and loathing as well as a deep seated need for them to attempt to force their beliefs on you in an effort to prove to themselves they are right... *sighs* If I were only even 20 years younger...

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

carlyhorton comments on May 29, 2019:

So did he pay it? If so, the party enjoyed some pizza. If he refused to pay, the pizza restaurant just lost a lot of money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Lucy_Fehr comments on May 29, 2019:

I'm petty and love payback as much as the next guy but I draw the line at injuring a third party. The driver may have been negatively impacted in addition to the pizza place losing a ton of money. So this prank was uncool

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

Well it never came back on me but he was they type that ripped people off all the time so my little prank was mild compared top what he went through... He ended up doing time for one of his scams...

Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of religion

snytiger6 comments on May 25, 2019:

Well... Most humans are idiots...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2019:

@snytiger6 It is called "Dunning- Kruger effect" and I don't think any demographic is immune to the effect....

Selfishness as a virtue?

Stephanie99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Did you know that the Ayn Rand existed?: https://www.aynrand.org/ I heard an interview with someone who is in a leadership role there and added to my knowledge of her philosophy above and beyond reading The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. She wrote a lot about her philosophy as well. I remember ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@Stephanie99 She was a hypocrite and used her husbands Social Security because she didn't have the credits needed to have her own...

Selfishness as a virtue?

Stephanie99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Did you know that the Ayn Rand existed?: https://www.aynrand.org/ I heard an interview with someone who is in a leadership role there and added to my knowledge of her philosophy above and beyond reading The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. She wrote a lot about her philosophy as well. I remember ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@thinktwice They weren't "adapted" she was paid and encouraged to write her garbage.... Remember those books were written during the McCarthy anti-communist era... You might also want to consider she was born into a middle class household in Czarist Russia just before the fall of the religious theocratic royal family. This was the cause of her hatred of communism...

Selfishness as a virtue?

Stephanie99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Did you know that the Ayn Rand existed?: https://www.aynrand.org/ I heard an interview with someone who is in a leadership role there and added to my knowledge of her philosophy above and beyond reading The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. She wrote a lot about her philosophy as well. I remember ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@thinktwice Actually I know her and many other Cuckatarians philosophies from listening to their idiotic ramblings.... You do know that the Cuckatarian Party is funded by Mousilinii fascists right?... The Kochs have funded them since the start just like they financed the TEA Party from the start and have purchased the GOP as well... These parties all are targeting different gullible voting blocks but they all work towards the same end... Corporate ownership of both the government as well as the slave caste they are creating...

Selfishness as a virtue?

Stephanie99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Did you know that the Ayn Rand existed?: https://www.aynrand.org/ I heard an interview with someone who is in a leadership role there and added to my knowledge of her philosophy above and beyond reading The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. She wrote a lot about her philosophy as well. I remember ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

You know she was a hypocrite right?... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ayn-rand-social-security/

Selfishness as a virtue?

UpsideDownAgain comments on May 25, 2019:

I think acknowledging our selfishness is a virtue. It seems to me that most humans want to pretend they aren't selfish but I do believe everything a person does is ultimately in their own self interest. I think that you need to recognize that before you can live a balanced life (if such a thing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ayn-rand-social-security/

Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of religion

CeliaVL comments on May 25, 2019:

I would define a religion as having something to do with a god. The rest is just irrational and ignorant beliefs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@CeliaVL That "faith" in something you believe requires a "god"... Many people believe shit that they have no proof is right or exists yet if shown proof they are wrong they deny the evidence in favor of that warm and fuzzy feeling inside their religion gives them... Look at any conspiracy theory say like the 9-11 ones that the building was demolished with explosives... The "proof many of them offer is a video by Edward Current the comedian. He dubbed in random "explosions" in that video and even had a flying saucer in the smoke all done with Adobe Aftereffects... Yet even showing them the video where he explains what he did and why they deny the facts and claim it is a "different video" yet the flying saucer is still cruising over the tower.... And don't get me started on Flat Earthers... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8VAsoVuShM

Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of religion

snytiger6 comments on May 25, 2019:

Well... Most humans are idiots...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

Brother you are preaching to the choir...

Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of religion

CeliaVL comments on May 25, 2019:

I would define a religion as having something to do with a god. The rest is just irrational and ignorant beliefs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

Do you have faith in your assumption or do you have evidence?...

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

KKGator comments on May 19, 2019:

There are a whole lot of stupid people calling themselves "the resistance", too. The Land of Stupid is not the sole domain of 45 supporters. People automatically assume I'm a liberal and a democrat (I am neither), simply because I know 45 is a con man and I hate that he breathes. I used to be a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@KKGator Maybe you should check his voting history.... He has been more consistent than any politician in American history. Civil rights activist since 1962, Pro-Gay marriage and rights since the 1970s'. Climate activist since the 1980s' when he started campaigning about climate change and for green energy... Then you have his record on women's rights and a lot of other things he has been on the right side of history on...

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

thinkwithme comments on May 24, 2019:

Canada

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@thinkwithme Love that pizza Canada is just too damned cold in the winter...

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

LiterateHiker comments on May 24, 2019:

Pineapple is the healthiest thing on pizza. I'll eat the pineapple. You can have the pizza.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

LOL

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

thinkwithme comments on May 24, 2019:

Canada

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@thinkwithme Bisexual pizza?...

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

thinkwithme comments on May 24, 2019:

Canada

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2019:

@thinkwithme Except up there they don't use ham.... They call it "Canadian Bacon..."

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

ZantiMisfit comments on May 24, 2019:

No but you may have to endure some negative social stigma until our society becomes more accepting of people like us :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2019:

@brentan LOL

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

thinkwithme comments on May 24, 2019:

Canada

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2019:

I wasn't aware the Canada was the new hell....

How many of you have been told you are going to hell?

DenoPenno comments on May 16, 2019:

Going to hell? My stepdad told me I was going to "split hell wide open" whatever that meant.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2019:

I just tell people I have already been banned from hell because the devil is afraid of me... Or that I bought in while Real Estate prices were low and have a beautiful condo over looking the lake of fire....

Am I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

ZantiMisfit comments on May 24, 2019:

No but you may have to endure some negative social stigma until our society becomes more accepting of people like us :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2019:

I stopped caring what people thought of me long ago... It was when I realized that no matter how much ass you kiss somebody is going to find a reason to hate you anyway so let them stress over it and die early...

Once again the DNC is working against their own voters to push Wall Street Joe on us.

snytiger6 comments on May 24, 2019:

Biden, unlike most elected officials hs not used his positin or inside knowledge to enrich himself, which means he has kept some ethics. Still, there is a wide field, and I refuse to choose a favorite candidate when the primaries are still a year away.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2019:

When he gets more than 100K from a 15min speech to Wall Street bankers I am calling BS on that.... https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/18/joe-biden-2020-money-wealth-1221934

Rex Tillerson sets the record straight [cnn.com]

altschmerz comments on May 23, 2019:

For a stable genius this guy sure is stupid. Somebody should have told Tillerson that only two types of people work for Trump – people who are as stupid and vile as he is, or people willing to take it in the ass.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2019:

@Summer72 You misspelled Baboon...

So. The fix is in? Biden leads the field? Cartoon. [anticap.files.wordpress.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

The polls showing Biden in the lead were exposed as rigged... They were only polling people over 60 in significant numbers and the rest of the voters of lower ages were largely ignored even though they are far more numerous... In addition they rigged it for establishment Democrats as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2019:

@Vintenar For them it seems like a race to the bottom....

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

evergreen comments on May 22, 2019:

I hear ya ! When you've had an actual experience - or more than one, how do you deny the presence of some phenomena ? I've had a couple undeniable situations. I don't drink or do drugs, nor was I over tired, or hallucinating - and they happened anyway. Not scary, not devils, but SOMEthing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Well if you ever feel like you might want to check things out here feel free to contact me and I will be happy to show you around. This part of the Inbred Empire (I call it that because we have too many Republicans from places like Texas in this part of the state) isn't too bad but you might enjoy LA or even San Diego counties even more.

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

It is human nature to attribute things we don't understand to the "supernatural" because we haven't yet found a rational explanation for them. Much of the "ghost evidence" is exactly like Big Foot or UFO "evidence" in other words manufactured. Human beings tend to see patterns even when they have to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal The religious call it that but we all know how delusional they are.... *snicker*

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

It is human nature to attribute things we don't understand to the "supernatural" because we haven't yet found a rational explanation for them. Much of the "ghost evidence" is exactly like Big Foot or UFO "evidence" in other words manufactured. Human beings tend to see patterns even when they have to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal If you are taking medication for anxiety that could be creating visual or auditory hallucinations... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4466855/ Also states of high anxiety can cause hallucinations... https://www.calmclinic.com/anxiety/signs/hallucinations

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Wurlitzer comments on May 22, 2019:

I don’t believe and have never seen one. I’ve had one somewhat creepy auditory experience but by no means inexplicable. If I did see something I might think it’s like an echo of energy, or something to do with extra dimensions. Anything that appears like magic is just science that we haven’t...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal I agree here in CA you would be able to make headway on that goal but there it is more likely to be considered as "against their Christian values..."

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

evergreen comments on May 22, 2019:

I hear ya ! When you've had an actual experience - or more than one, how do you deny the presence of some phenomena ? I've had a couple undeniable situations. I don't drink or do drugs, nor was I over tired, or hallucinating - and they happened anyway. Not scary, not devils, but SOMEthing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Personal preferences can trip you up.... A ghost can't hurt you but a real person can. I live in CA myself in an area which is OK as far as crime goes most of it is porch pirates and car break ins but even though for this state it is considered marginally high crime Oklahoma's crime rate is far above ours. The city of Los Angeles has a bad and often undeserved name for crime but the population is 200,000 higher than the state you live in (just the city itself) and yet your state has a far higher crime rate than LA does. Rape is very popular there and a naked supermodel is safer walking the streets of LA than a 5 foot tall, 400 pound, woman wearing a Muumuu is in your state.... because rape is 5.5 times as high there... Rape and murder when broken down per capita can tell you a lot about the people living in a certain area. Like I said though if I were you I would be far more afraid if it were a living person because a ghost can't rape or murder you...

Building the perfect candidate to beat Trump! / Boing Boing

gearl comments on May 22, 2019:

The problem with a lot of Democrats is they don't appear proud to be liberal. Let's run a liberal not a good ol boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@WilliamCharles They are also factual...

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

evergreen comments on May 22, 2019:

I hear ya ! When you've had an actual experience - or more than one, how do you deny the presence of some phenomena ? I've had a couple undeniable situations. I don't drink or do drugs, nor was I over tired, or hallucinating - and they happened anyway. Not scary, not devils, but SOMEthing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Have you considered that in smoking weed you may be having this problem?... Some people do react to THC especially in higher dosages with hallucinations and paranoia. I take mine orally because I have pain issues and PTSD and the strain has a higher level of CBD in it as well which is a mild antipsychotic. Also schizophrenia can run in families and mild hallucinogens can stimulate the condition. I am NOT saying this is the case with you but it might be a good idea to check into it just in case to help ease your mind...

Building the perfect candidate to beat Trump! / Boing Boing

gearl comments on May 22, 2019:

The problem with a lot of Democrats is they don't appear proud to be liberal. Let's run a liberal not a good ol boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

The real problem is that under the Clintons the DNC moved towards Wall Street instead of Main Street. We now have two parties that are right-wing financed by the same people. We need to take back the Democratic party by moving it to the left as far as well can and ridding it of the Reagan wing Democrats like Biden... The Democratic voters themselves want this over 85% of left leaning voters want Medicare for all but it is being blocked by Pelosi in the house and a few like her.

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Wurlitzer comments on May 22, 2019:

I don’t believe and have never seen one. I’ve had one somewhat creepy auditory experience but by no means inexplicable. If I did see something I might think it’s like an echo of energy, or something to do with extra dimensions. Anything that appears like magic is just science that we haven’t...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal It is normal for people to want to believe in an afterlife but the lack of evidence for any form of it including reincarnation makes me feel it is unlikely. The best way to achieve immorality in my mind is to contribute something to the world before you leave it. Not just children any animal does that and few people who reproduce are remembered more than 3 generations at best. By contributing I mean to make a real difference in the world by using your brain to make a unique contribution that people will remember for a thousand years. I have only managed a few small ones in my life but I keep hoping for more and working towards that goal...

Bill Nye the meltdown guy. They finally broke him. [vimeo.com]

Metahuman comments on May 13, 2019:

Bill Nye versus Sir Isaac Newton. https://youtu.be/8yis7GzlXNM

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@Longwinded It is Weird Al....

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

It is human nature to attribute things we don't understand to the "supernatural" because we haven't yet found a rational explanation for them. Much of the "ghost evidence" is exactly like Big Foot or UFO "evidence" in other words manufactured. Human beings tend to see patterns even when they have to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Religion itself is batshit insane.... It is only considered acceptable in society because children are beaten and brainwashed into believing it as children... States with higher levels of religiosity also have higher levels of mental heath issues, violent crime, poverty, and lack of education along with numerous other problems.... The biggest problem is I don't think anyone has ever had the guts to examine if the mentally ill are just attracted to religion or if religion itself is what causes mental illness... I myself favor the latter explanation but religion does tend to prey on those who are in a weakened and vulnerable state of mind like the mentally ill or people who have substance abuse problems...

So. The fix is in? Biden leads the field? Cartoon. [anticap.files.wordpress.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

The polls showing Biden in the lead were exposed as rigged... They were only polling people over 60 in significant numbers and the rest of the voters of lower ages were largely ignored even though they are far more numerous... In addition they rigged it for establishment Democrats as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@ToolGuy Is that really unexpected?...

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2019:

It is human nature to attribute things we don't understand to the "supernatural" because we haven't yet found a rational explanation for them. Much of the "ghost evidence" is exactly like Big Foot or UFO "evidence" in other words manufactured. Human beings tend to see patterns even when they have to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal For Schizophrenics they prescribe anti-psychotic medications which researchers found highly religious people were refusing to take. They discovered that taking those medications inhibits religious belief. If we want to cure the far right-wing in this country we should put them all on meds...

What is everyone’s take on ghosts/spirits?

ToolGuy comments on May 22, 2019:

Maybe it helps with magic mushrooms to see and believe!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2019:

LOL

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

KKGator comments on May 19, 2019:

There are a whole lot of stupid people calling themselves "the resistance", too. The Land of Stupid is not the sole domain of 45 supporters. People automatically assume I'm a liberal and a democrat (I am neither), simply because I know 45 is a con man and I hate that he breathes. I used to be a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2019:

@KKGator He is actually trying to take over the Democrats and get the corruption out. So far he has done an excellent job exposing Wall Street ownership of both parties... As an Independent he doesn't have a party... It isn't like the libertarians or TEA Party who don't even realise they are just stooges for the Koch money machine...

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

KKGator comments on May 19, 2019:

There are a whole lot of stupid people calling themselves "the resistance", too. The Land of Stupid is not the sole domain of 45 supporters. People automatically assume I'm a liberal and a democrat (I am neither), simply because I know 45 is a con man and I hate that he breathes. I used to be a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2019:

@KKGator If he isn't we can be sure we are all fucked.... You do know he is an Independent right?...

What a piece of shit Trump is! And don’t get me started on Miller!!! Does any true American think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2019:

In 2007 when she was arrested the Shrub was in the Whitehouse...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2019:

@Science-guy Remember the word he added to our language "Bushisms?" Yet still Trump makes him look like a "stable genius..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmdEq3JhoY

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

KKGator comments on May 19, 2019:

There are a whole lot of stupid people calling themselves "the resistance", too. The Land of Stupid is not the sole domain of 45 supporters. People automatically assume I'm a liberal and a democrat (I am neither), simply because I know 45 is a con man and I hate that he breathes. I used to be a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2019:

@KKGator These were his three rallies in my state when he announced his campaign...

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

KKGator comments on May 19, 2019:

There are a whole lot of stupid people calling themselves "the resistance", too. The Land of Stupid is not the sole domain of 45 supporters. People automatically assume I'm a liberal and a democrat (I am neither), simply because I know 45 is a con man and I hate that he breathes. I used to be a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2019:

@KKGator I am also an Independent or as we call it in CA "NPN" I stopped registering as a Democrat when the Clintons took over I vote with Sanders now because he is the one who can beat Trump's ass and bring the corruption under control...

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in ...

bobwjr comments on May 19, 2019:

Just beat trumps ass

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2019:

We are trying but the DNC is up top their same old "let's just fix the primary again" routine....

John Oliver on the Green New Deal... [r6---sn-a5mlrn7d.googlevideo.com]

bobwjr comments on May 19, 2019:

Very funny and not a fan of trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2019:

Good or I would tell you to go sit on his face...

What a piece of shit Trump is! And don’t get me started on Miller!!! Does any true American think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2019:

In 2007 when she was arrested the Shrub was in the Whitehouse...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2019:

@dkp93 G.W. Bush.... The second dumbest asshole to ever be elected president....

If we want the US and the rest of the world to survive we no longer have a choice.

TheAstroChuck comments on May 17, 2019:

The government is going to collapse under its own weight soon enough. There is nothing that can be done to save it at this point.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2019:

If we can get the big money people out and keep them there we could last another 300 years but under Trump and the corporate class we would be lucky to last another 3... I originally predicted this impasse for before the year 2,000 in 1972 for this country and everybody thought it was funny "never happen they said..." I predicted the same for the USSR and it happened just as I predicted... 12 years before the turn of the century and before our own collapse...

If we want the US and the rest of the world to survive we no longer have a choice.

powder comments on May 17, 2019:

Need to remove money from politics, no more lobbyist. And enforce the separation of powers into the law makers, the law enforces and the judiciary. Too many crossovers ATM.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2019:

And we can't do those things until we get rid of enough of those people who depend on corporate cash...

Just when you thought you had plumbed the depths of human stupidity and thought "maybe things aren't...

chalupacabre comments on May 15, 2019:

Jeff Bezos giving him his ride to mars?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2019:

I say if so we don't let either of them back...

Is open carry the new small penis truck?

snytiger6 comments on May 15, 2019:

I don't think it is all that new though. I think guns were to make up for small penis long before trucks were around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2019:

Actually open carry is a very recent concept.... All those old John (The Draft Dodger) Wayne moves were bullshit. Towns in the so-called "Wild West" had strict gun control you were NOT allowed to carry a gun in the streets even in Dodge City. Remember the shoot out at the OK Corral?... Their refusal to turn over their guns at the sheriff's office is really what caused that incident....

Brokeahontas

Tooreen comments on May 14, 2019:

Can you put him on a broke ass mountain

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2019:

@Tooreen That explains a lot...

Brokeahontas

Tooreen comments on May 14, 2019:

Can you put him on a broke ass mountain

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2019:

@Tooreen Just type it into google search and click on images....

Brokeahontas

Tooreen comments on May 14, 2019:

Can you put him on a broke ass mountain

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2019:

Thousands of those out already if you know how to look. Some have been around quite a while... https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+brokeback=ubuntu&hs=VSp=fs=lnms=isch&sa=X=0ahUKEwjw6YOY5ZziAhUQCTQIHdiuCqEQ_AUIDygC=1847=903