Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Doesn't the Fake President believe in all those things? :P

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

No Trump believes in Fascism...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 23, 2020:

What are these things?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages So where are the swastika and symbols of greed that are destroying the USA?...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Not sure what you are trying to say. We shouldn't believe the soviet union exists? We shouldn't believe communism exists? We shouldn't believe a hammer and sickle exists? Sometimes meme pictures don't convey what you wish ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages Yet it also implies capitalism and fascism are both ok.... Honestly neither are and should have been placed in the meme as well...

Did someone say candy?....

TCorCM comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Yes, but to tag along.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

"You are a better man than I am Gunga Din..." Rudyard Kipling 1890

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear He easily outran the teenagers who took care of him so he knew he wasn't in any danger. As for the horse running away he was simply a little confused and after the pool noodles were removed things went back to normal. Bottom line is everyone got a little healthy exercise during the confusion is all....

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear Well the goat was pleased with his new horns if you read the post.... *"No goats were harmed in the making of this meme" ASPCA parody*

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear You mean the kids?....

Did someone say candy?....

freedom41 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If her boobies were double there size, then yes. A nice pail booty can't do it alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@freedom41 Gravity is more than just an opinion....

Did someone say candy?....

freedom41 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If her boobies were double there size, then yes. A nice pail booty can't do it alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Anything more than a handful or mouthful just goes to waste anyway....

Did someone say candy?....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Not falling for that again

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Is that how your ex-wife trapped you?...

Did someone say candy?....

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Yes, I may be old, but I'm not dead, yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

If I ever get that old just dump me in a hole and cover me up because I am dead and just failed to notice....

What is it with all these zombies?...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Don't kill the babies!! 😂😩😤😠

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

.......................

What is it with all these zombies?...

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Hate when that happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@bookofmorons Halloween zombies the new white meat....

What is it with all these zombies?...

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Hate when that happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

But look..... free candy...

What is it with all these zombies?...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that they were all vertically challenged should have been a dead give away,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@FrayedBear All boxed up and nowhere to go?....

What is it with all these zombies?...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Oops! 🤭😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Bang on....

What is it with all these zombies?...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that they were all vertically challenged should have been a dead give away,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Seems he just added six feet to that challenge....

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 My latest masterpiece.... "When she just wants you to hurry up and finish...."

People who don't pay attention in school ...

scurry comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Good set. :) The Tesla one... All I can do is shake my head, FFS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

The ones that crack me up are the "plasma lamps" sold under the "Edison" brand name....

Nudes of who?....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

One track mind with that guy! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

Just call him (Gay Jonah Jamieson..)

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Thing that cracks me up is how many of my posts are far more offensive but they picked that one to be a little bitch about....

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

They should go back to Assbook where they belong and leave decent people in peace... Likely some stupid Christian wandered onto the site and was offended or some other childish type like that...

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

altschmerz comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I wish I knew who reported you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

At least the pathetic little bitch knows people think very little of him/her....

Remember you were warned....

morlll comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I'm in. Let me just ask my wife. She said it's okay.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

Bet she checked to make sure your life insurance was paid up first right?...

Nudes of who?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Utoh 😂😂 clueless male alert 🔔🔔

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

I always thought Jonah was Gay and just in the closet myself....

I think these are the type parents that would have washed the mouth out if the kid had told them ...

Gemini-1947 comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I would rather have wings and pizza.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

You know you are getting old when.....

I think these are the type parents that would have washed the mouth out if the kid had told them ...

Zoohome comments on Oct 17, 2020:

And what WAP stands for? I had to ask my son and he kind of did not explain. 🙄😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

Wireless Access Point?... Or maybe...

I so needed this idea on Friday as I could not get a car to be towed in front of my store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A good Floor jack and some high strength quick dry epoxy works better.... Just jack up the car mix the epoxy and glue their tires to the street....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@Zoohome Yeah a friend of mine did that to his neighbor who used to rev his engine every morning and burn out. Since radials weren't as good back then it resulted in not only blowing out the cars transmission but it ripped chunks out of all four tires.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I am looking forward to progress in cloning.... Think of it meat without need for slaughter. The meat would also be healthier because of the lower fat content. Animals would be needed for donor cells only and by-products like milk or cheese but slaughter houses would be needless waste.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Factory farms which are subsidized by the government and lax regulations are the cause... Trump just allowed them to speed the slaughter house production lines which were already moving too fast causing needless suffering. But if you think the US is bad try Israel's meat packing industry as they still use methods best described as torture for religious reasons to keep the food "kosher..." Anything marked with that label I avoid...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@Cheeky Then be mad at miss "banmeat" not at Timmy she posted it....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

The real issue as I see it is the same one I have with religions of any type.... In this case it is a vegetarian pushing their personal beliefs and life style on others... Timmy just drove home that nail with a 16 pound sledge is all....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Even worse menstruating without a tampon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear I was referring to the meme.... Seems most people would rather look at the pictures than read a book... Or even just a meme...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Even worse menstruating without a tampon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear Amusingly most people didn't read down that far it seems....

As a Cajun, I can verify the truth of this statement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Why is it the only spice Cajuns seem to know about is Cayenne Pepper?... That stuff is hotter coming out than going in....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

@glennlab There was a restaurant chain that went out of business because that was about all they used to cook with. The best use for it I know of is to throw dogs off your scent....

Religious triplets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I love Betty Bowers she knows how to maximize the the comedic affect of sarcasm.... But in all fairness some families next door you might be sorely tempted to send a thank you note to their serial killer.... *Just sayin if you lived next to one like that you know what I am talking about*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

@wolf041 To be fair there is a distinct possibility I would do the same to my next door neighbors because every time I turn around they are drunk and having a bonfire next door... Self defense of course to keep them from burning my house down...

How does he deserve a half a star?

GoodMan comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Thankfully it's not a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

The city removed it....

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Be better if I can find a pretty lady to give me a hand..... job... *winks coyly*

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Too busy right now I am trying to teach some idiots how to run their business properly since they can't seem to comprehend how to do it correctly on their own. I just went through a cash out refi on my home to lower my home interest rate and pay off the higher interest loan for the Anderson Windows I put in and the company handling the loan for the windows doesn't seem to understand how to do anything even simple concepts like a payoff letter eludes these morons....

Went fishing with my cat the other day....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Is she the cat or the shark metaphorically? LOL!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

Now that is a good question isn't it?... I would say it depends on her...

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 You have to admit it looks like the start of one hell of a good porn with a title like "Two Girls, One huge Weiner..."

Because it is always somebody's birthday....

FrayedBear comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Gross indeed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear I imagine it could be worse... I am sure some women and even some men have the ashes of their sex pet placed in those dildos... Like their German Shepard...

Couldn't agree more.

freedom41 comments on Oct 13, 2020:

That would fit in s number of categories on this site.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

Well about that.... in my own defense your mom was a lively wench when I knew her about 9 months before you were born....

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

RobertMartin comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Columbus was not an invader. He sailed west hoping to find a shorter route to India 🇮🇳.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

And still enslaved people and cut off the hands or feet of children when their parents couldn't bring him their weight in gold...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Something worth doing is worth doing right...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear If I ever come into possession of a time machine I will use it to preform an abortion on the plague called religion....

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Do you have any idea how much damage "good Catholics" like that piece of shit have done to my country and because they have had the political power forced a holiday idealizing that piece of shit and corrupting children's education on our own history in the process? All because Italian Roman Catholics wanted to be considered "White" and a "master race?".... All the while allowing their priests to rape children "in the name of god"...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear I don't know why do you?...

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@AtheistInNC Never mind I will do it for you.... "Scientific hypothesis, an idea that proposes a tentative explanation about a phenomenon or a narrow set of phenomena observed in the natural world. The two primary features of a scientific hypothesis are falsifiability and testability, which are reflected in an “If…then” statement summarizing the idea and in the ability to be supported or refuted through observation and experimentation. The notion of the scientific hypothesis as both falsifiable and testable was advanced in the mid-20th century by Austrian-born British philosopher Karl Popper. The formulation and testing of a hypothesis is part of the scientific method, the approach scientists use when attempting to understand and test ideas about natural phenomena. The generation of a hypothesis frequently is described as a creative process and is based on existing scientific knowledge, intuition, or experience. Therefore, although scientific hypotheses commonly are described as educated guesses, they actually are more informed than a guess. In addition, scientists generally strive to develop simple hypotheses, since these are easier to test relative to hypotheses that involve many different variables and potential outcomes. Such complex hypotheses may be developed as scientific models (see scientific modeling)." Encyclopedia Britannica

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@AtheistInNC Once again look up the word "hypothesis" you are making an invalid argument....

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@AtheistInNC I said it was evidence of possible life not a discovery of life... Never the still the hypothesis is valid until disproved. Look up the word "hypothesis" you are thinking of the word "theory"

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@AtheistInNC https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-finds-ancient-organic-material-mysterious-methane-on-mars

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@AtheistInNC https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-nasa-probe-may-have-found-signs-of-life-on-venus-40-years-ago/

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

panspermia is a valid hypothesis and has gained credibility with probes of other planets in our solar system. Evidence of microbial life forms has been found on both Mars and Venus....

Not sure how to caption this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Capital not capitol ....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@scurry

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Total nonsense... 😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

Absolutely... If they wanted to attack us just one asteroid dropped on us would do it....

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Like the foreskin?...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

I don't live in the Bahamas....

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Looks like she is trying her best to deep throat that wiener though doesn't it?...

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Looks more like she loves wieners...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Nope, can't say I've ever run out of spices or killed anyone.. I'm pretty sure....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

Me either I buy in bulk and keep track of what I use...

Happy American special October Monday that happens to coincide with a different Canadian October ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 12, 2020:

We should change it from Columbus Day to Native American Day. The Cherokee in me wants to find the grave of Columbus and spit on it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

I would rather shit on it than spit on it...

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 12, 2020:

With the look she is giving?....

Covid excursions

scurry comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Soakin' up some vitamin D.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

Looks more like vitamin beer....

Ah well.....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Delivery it in person ☺

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@scurry Wash my clean laundry, play computer games, wipe my ass after not taking a shit.... So much to do so little time to do it in...

How do you read/pronounce it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Christians never learn....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@scurry Pizza Slut since YUM Brands took them over now the pizza tastes like fermented tomato paste and wax on white bread... No connection I have seen at this time.

How do you read/pronounce it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

I doubt seriously they will post my comment.... I referred to it as another sign of religion dying like pole dancing for Jesus or raffling assault rifles, having open bars predicting that soon they will go back to prostitution like the church used in Europe before Martin Luther....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@altschmerz Have to have a few fake accounts handy to start the ball rolling... I doubt many people read their shit anyway I just wanted to stick the needle in and give it a twist is all... If everyone here did they would likely close down their online portal because I doubt their traffic is more than 20 visits a week and maybe a month. They are just looking for fresh meat in a market that is oversaturated and growing smaller each year... Since their website is shit anyway I left them a fake email as well... (fu@yahoo.com) most well written websites use authentication for the emails. Most religious websites don't because they don't really understand what they are doing. This also has the benefit of making them prime targets for hackers. I hope nobody here who goes to that site has Windows or IOS computers....

Trump may have found his corona scapegoat

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

So true! Yuck!!!! I stopped buying ice cream because of that! 🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 In which case CA can opt to add charges of 1st degree murder as the death was the result of a felony they committed... If the person falls ill (or no one falls ill) the charges could go to attempted murder or domestic terrorism at this point...

Trump may have found his corona scapegoat

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

So true! Yuck!!!! I stopped buying ice cream because of that! 🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@altschmerz, @MichelleGar1 The penalty here can be a bit more harsh than Texas or any of the red states... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/04/09/california-woman-arrested-after-allegedly-licking-items-safeway/5123346002/

Trump may have found his corona scapegoat

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 11, 2020:

So true! Yuck!!!! I stopped buying ice cream because of that! 🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@altschmerz In CA all products like that are required to be tamper resistant. Fortunately I rarely buy ice cream anyway as I am a type 2 diabetic and try to avoid sugar as much as possible.

Ah well.....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Delivery it in person ☺

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

Can't be bothered... I have more important things to do.... Read books, watch movies, troll the Internet...

I've seen one too many horror movies, that's for sure! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

https://youtu.be/lUKUYT6SpGY

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 11, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 It is a real movie and if you haven't seen it you really should...

Why you should never eat at McDonalds....

altschmerz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Their special sauce?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 10, 2020:

I figure we have a lot of McDonalds lovers here who don't like this post....

Any ideas out there?

jeshuey comments on Oct 7, 2020:

It's in Agrabah.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

@glennlab

Trump's latest mistress exposed....

freedom41 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Do you want people to loose there lunch over it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

@RobertMartin "lose"

Aww hell. I offended someone today. I guess my job is done. Until tomorrow...

DenoPenno comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Remember all those who say "that offended me." My reply is "ah, poor baby."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

@Triphid Next time omit the dollar and ask them if you look like you give a fuck like I do....

Trump's latest mistress exposed....

freedom41 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Do you want people to loose there lunch over it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

"Their..."

Trump's latest mistress exposed....

noworry28 comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Why, oh why did you make me see this?🥺🥺

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

Well you can always wash your eyes out with Chlorox and a wire brush....

Still single and a virgin after all these years....

callmedubious comments on Oct 7, 2020:

must admit it took me a few scans to get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2020:

Some people never do...

Old people problems

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2020:

The moral of this story is if you don't want your wife to complain don't get a hearing aid....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2020:

@glennlab "Still single and a virgin after all these years...."

Behold the secrets of the universe....

jeshuey comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Fake news, we all know the secret is 42.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2020:

.................

Sesame Street Makes a cum back....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Thought it might be a picture of Bert and Ernie's "relationship" (not that there's anything wrong with that) lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2020:

........................

Look who is taking credit....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Its probably a hoax anyway

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2020:

@Zoohome Bill Barr just tested positive too I hear...

Are those Turkey Vultures?.... Asking for a friend....

GEGR comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Can't wait until they All Go Down .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2020:

I want to get out there with an old style ranch dinner bell.... Ring the hell out of that motherfucker.... Also you misspelled "chow"...

Are those Turkey Vultures?.... Asking for a friend....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Yes, they are searching for the pig..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2020:

According to the news coming out of there they are looking forward to a feast. Most of the pig's staff has tested positive...

Three funnies

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

love the fart car

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2020:

Fart van....

Took him long enough....

jeshuey comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Unfortunately it appears he bungled the job.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

Not according to Mark Mea.... er.... an anonymous source inside the administration....

Look who is taking credit....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Its probably a hoax anyway

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

Actually there was a leak and he is in far worse shape than they were letting on...

We couldn't get this lucky now could we?...

jeshuey comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Seems to me that at this point The Trumpster Fire is more valuable to the Dems alive than dead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

If he dies at this point his entire administration and campaign would be so disordered they would both collapse completely...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Another very simple example to explain how completely insane the 2nd point is. Assume you have two companies. Company A and Company B. Both companies make $1,000,000 per year in profits. Company A is taxed at 90%, so at the end of each year, after paying taxes, Company A has $100,000 to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@BD66 You should really get that religious delusion looked at....

As someone who grew up with physically and mentally abusive parents this always hurts to read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2020:

People that stupid shouldn't be allowed to have children...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal One can only hope... Unfortunately many of the ones who don't go to church tend towards being a member of a televangelist cult...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Another very simple example to explain how completely insane the 2nd point is. Assume you have two companies. Company A and Company B. Both companies make $1,000,000 per year in profits. Company A is taxed at 90%, so at the end of each year, after paying taxes, Company A has $100,000 to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@BD66 According to the Economic Policy Institute Trump's Tax scam and no jobs act was failing before the pandemic and we already had a loss of productivity nearly equal to the Bush crash... Even without the pandemic it would have eventually reach the stage we are at now before rioting started....

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear Or rules either...

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear I once put more than 20 construction workers and their boss out "sick" after playing a game of football against them. My back up was comprised of not very strong players for the most part but when you start clothes hanging the offense and taking three men out of play after they lost three quarter backs their moral goes completely to shit and you can run right over them. I used to play a very dirty game... Oh and they didn't manage to even bruise me which really scared the shit out of them. They had been giving security a lot of shit until that game and started following the rules afterwards. It was at Northrop in Pico Rivera CA .

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear You do realize that MMA started in the USA right?... Though the idea dates back to ancient Greece...

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear I played soccer a few times but it was about as dangerous as volleyball or basketball (the way I played it). I did play Football but I liked grudge matches more than formal games. People who played on opposing teams were afraid of me.

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear There is a damned good reason for wearing all that body armour the game is rough. Soccer is a game for wimps the only real rough stuff is after the games when the fans riot... How can you call a game football when the fans are tougher than the players?...

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear Tell you what why don't you get a team of your best players together and let them try to get across the field with an equal number of American college football players... A few might make it but most will only be staring at the ceiling of a hospital room for a very long time....

Which is more important?🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That would be Canada for you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

@FrayedBear In American Football helmets were adopted in the 1890s'... They may not have been particularly effective back then but in 1917 they came out with the first suspension helmets... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_football_helmet