Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 4, 2020:

@Krish55 *sighs* It has always been true.... Anarchy is the ultimate expression of the "rugged individualist" nonsense we have always seen from the far right...Government is seen as evil and wasteful always impinging on the "rights" of the anarchist. No government is welcome unless it is dictatorial in nature catering to their ideals of being allowed to take what they want from those who are weaker. It is government by the bullies for the bullies. Socialism is economic and social cooperation for the good of the whole group not one individual over all...

I hear Canada is getting warmer maybe I should emigrate....

Alienbeing comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Looks like you should give up your citizenship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 4, 2020:

Looks like you should shut the fuck up....

Ok, but... The visual made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I'll just sit tight. 2020 taught us that the gun nuts can't go 6 weeks with out a pedicure, haircut and latte.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2020:

@glennlab If I have to go after these scum I will not be trying to intimidate them that is a waste of time and likely a good way to end up dead. These fools have been trying to intimidate people which leaves them complacent because so far they have gotten away with it instead of being declared domestic terrorists and shot on sight like should be happening.

Ok, but... The visual made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I'll just sit tight. 2020 taught us that the gun nuts can't go 6 weeks with out a pedicure, haircut and latte.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2020:

@glennlab I have a razor sharp 11 inch butcher knife better than any machete but with my bows I can get as many guns as I need if these dumbasses start yelling "hold ma beer and watch dis" I spent my time in the Mouldy Crotch and I don't like bullies or traitors...

My anxiety is extremely high having to be out of town almost all week for work on top of having 3 ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Whatever works to kill stress works I say. I have been trying to get my refi done on my home so I can get the new dual pane windows paid off by adding them into my house payment and that has been stressful for me but I just got the news today the house I bought for 245K less than three years ago now...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Oh BTW that tattoo needs more pizza in it....

My anxiety is extremely high having to be out of town almost all week for work on top of having 3 ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Whatever works to kill stress works I say. I have been trying to get my refi done on my home so I can get the new dual pane windows paid off by adding them into my house payment and that has been stressful for me but I just got the news today the house I bought for 245K less than three years ago now...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal You know it! I even had the time to go to the dispensary and pick up the right medication today both my stress and pain are almost completely gone right now I feel 50 pounds lighter and alert Life is good when you are getting things accomplished.

Asking for a friend

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 31, 2020:

No, didn't see that coming. Don't want orangy onion-skin to win again either, but we're in for a total fuckin' nightmare if he wins again. It's like trying to imagine what happened on 9-11 on 9-10. Nobody could've fathomed it. November 4th is going to make December 7th look like a bake sale if that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2020:

So who does the DNC force on us?.... Joke Biden probably the least electable candidate in the entire DNC line up.... It is almost as if they want to help Trump get re-elected...

My Saviour.....

bookofmorons comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Christmas movie I'd go and see

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2020:

I loved the end credits of Deadpool 2 did you ever see them?....

Any one agree or disagree?

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 31, 2020:

LMAO@some douche on horseback is going to save you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2020:

@glennlab If he is living in Texas the chances are excellent he is a douche regardless of whether or not he is on a horse....

This word should be in all the dictionaries....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Xsanity!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2020:

I call it Christ-Insanity...

But mama said

Cyklone comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Having seen the quality of todays teachers, my money's on momma. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2020:

@Cyklone Like I was saying...

But mama said

Cyklone comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Having seen the quality of todays teachers, my money's on momma. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2020:

Kind of depends where you live... in some parts of the country that is how real schools are... look at the Deep South.

I mean, we can't ignore Islam.....they all need some bash, I mean attention too....😉

freedom41 comments on Aug 28, 2020:

Wow and I thought christainity was fucked up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2020:

Actually if you look at Christian conservatives it is much the same as Islam which is why they hate each other so much...

Love and dinner....

scurry comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Cheeses Crust!! That caught me off-guard!! Brutal. Yikes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 27, 2020:

Worst part about the Internet is you can't see the look on someone's face when they see a meme like this....

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

bobwjr comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Good cops aren't quitters just the bad ones

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 16, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Those are the ones we want not the trigger happy redneck yahoos and racist piles of shit gang members that have taken over so many police depts...

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sorry it isn't true it was the dumbass rednecks hoarding all the toilet paper because someone started a rumor that there would be huge shortage. Now these idiots are stuck with massive amount of toilet paper and no money to buy food. as for defunding the police it means taking away their tanks, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 16, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 For good reason... https://toilet-guru.com/japan/controls.php

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Agreed. Didn't get HIV, herpes, syphilis, VD, ebola, pregnant or trannied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 15, 2020:

@FrayedBear

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Agreed. Didn't get HIV, herpes, syphilis, VD, ebola, pregnant or trannied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 15, 2020:

@FrayedBear Nice show of racism, and narcissism there...

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Agreed. Didn't get HIV, herpes, syphilis, VD, ebola, pregnant or trannied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear Actually Hitler was one of you not me.... He outlawed abortion on all women of his "master race"

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Agreed. Didn't get HIV, herpes, syphilis, VD, ebola, pregnant or trannied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear You sound so Christian...

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Agreed. Didn't get HIV, herpes, syphilis, VD, ebola, pregnant or trannied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@bookofmorons Well for him to get a sexually transmitted disease would require him having sex and as much as some of his posts show him being a control freak and anti woman I don't see it happening... As for getting "pregnant or trannied" I think that proves the point I am making....

Damnedfino.....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The answer may be at "@Admin or whomever runs this site."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear No it shows yours...

Damnedfino.....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The answer may be at "@Admin or whomever runs this site."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear Keep flailing MR. Forced Birther.... The only person you are fooling is yourself. As for where you agreed with the first three panels all you have to do is look back on your rant about forcing women to have children they don't want... That is a religious argument not a rational one.

Damnedfino.....

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Very funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

Because it is true.... Yet even some who call themselves atheists still have all the evil traits you find in religion because they refuse to let go of their earliest indoctrination...

Damnedfino.....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The answer may be at "@Admin or whomever runs this site."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear And there we see the sexism or paternalistic religion also.... Seems the only silly little shit here is you. Have you ever considered getting therapy for your god complex?...

Damnedfino.....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The answer may be at "@Admin or whomever runs this site."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 14, 2020:

I should have known you would be one of those who objects to this as much as you agree with the first three panels in this one... After all they are forced birthers just like you... I find it amazing how many people calling themselves atheists here seem to have the same indoctrinated beliefs they had as children who believed in fairy tales.

No... just fuck no...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Oh boy, how about mac n gummy worms?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 13, 2020:

Anything would be better...

No... just fuck no...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Minnows ok. Mac no.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear No and they don't belong on pizza either you savage....

We're all equals.

FrayedBear comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Particularly when people believe that they have divine right to not only create gods but also be one to order you around!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

..

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sorry it isn't true it was the dumbass rednecks hoarding all the toilet paper because someone started a rumor that there would be huge shortage. Now these idiots are stuck with massive amount of toilet paper and no money to buy food. as for defunding the police it means taking away their tanks, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@OldMetalHead I usually plan ahead and shop the sales. I have plenty of storage in my home so I don't have any problems with it. Today I just bought 10 pounds of NY steak on sale for 3.99 a pound and already vacuum sealed it before popping it into the freezer. If the family comes for dinner I have just about anything they could want.

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sorry it isn't true it was the dumbass rednecks hoarding all the toilet paper because someone started a rumor that there would be huge shortage. Now these idiots are stuck with massive amount of toilet paper and no money to buy food. as for defunding the police it means taking away their tanks, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99

Why you should always hire a professional...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

## When the tanks show up, ANTIFA scatters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Not at all your ignorance I find amusing...

Why you should always hire a professional...

AtheistInNC comments on Aug 11, 2020:

There is rumor that someone framed Shapiro. Do you think he is smart enough to code a website himself? Until there is more evidence to support it, I think Shapiro is a piece of shit, but did not put up the website.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@AtheistInNC The guy is a slimy piece of shit who has never said or done an honest thing in his life.

Why you should always hire a professional...

AtheistInNC comments on Aug 11, 2020:

There is rumor that someone framed Shapiro. Do you think he is smart enough to code a website himself? Until there is more evidence to support it, I think Shapiro is a piece of shit, but did not put up the website.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

I think he did and either did it himself or hired someone on the cheap to do it for him. Then when he got caught he started pointing fingers at someone else like he always does. They was someone on Reddit who claimed he did it as a prank but the account was there a gone within a day and was likely taken down by Reddit as a fake account.

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sorry it isn't true it was the dumbass rednecks hoarding all the toilet paper because someone started a rumor that there would be huge shortage. Now these idiots are stuck with massive amount of toilet paper and no money to buy food. as for defunding the police it means taking away their tanks, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@OldMetalHead What is in the meme... I bet Sgt Shittypants bought a truckload of toilet paper...

Why you should always hire a professional...

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Lol :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@Freespirit64 I think of it more as a battle of wits with the completely disarmed...

Why you should always hire a professional...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

## When the tanks show up, ANTIFA scatters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You misspelled Floraduh...

Why you should always hire a professional...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

## When the tanks show up, ANTIFA scatters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 As is your custom you use no facts and a complete rejection of reality in order to come to conclusions that make you look like your doctor gave you a lobotomy...

Why you should always hire a professional...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

## When the tanks show up, ANTIFA scatters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Sorry but you just proved me right.... That "meme" is the screenshot of a fake website put up by Ben Shaprio who was caught when he stupidly left his email address in the source code... But since you can't read you wouldn't know that would you?...

Why you should always hire a professional...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

## When the tanks show up, ANTIFA scatters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2020:

Maybe you should learn to read... That wasn't the antifa it was a GOP scumbag.

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear To use your own rhetoric "When was the last time you carried a foetus in your womb?..."

Now it sounds ridiculous.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2020:

This shit was started by Sarah Huckabee as a part of the "all lives matter" movement which is really the White lives matter movement.... In any case the Japanese did pay reparations... at Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@TiernanMcCann Yeah and he acts like breaking up a slave economy was a bad thing to do.... How many millions died after they reached the US and how many of those died from "punishments" inflicted on them by subhuman monsters? 1.5 million died on the way over alone but other figures mostly aren't readily available. But a few thousand traitors killed while "defending their right to own other human beings and treat them as property to him is "worse than Hiroshima..." I call that a fucked up sense of priorities... https://www.gilderlehrman.org/history-resources/teaching-resource/historical-context-facts-about-slave-trade-and-slavery

Finally in female friendly format....

Freespirit64 comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I'll be trolling jeebus FB posts now, thanks for the ammo😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@scurry What I don't get is the usage of the cross when a hammer and nails would have been more appropriate for a carpenter...

Finally in female friendly format....

Freespirit64 comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I'll be trolling jeebus FB posts now, thanks for the ammo😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@scurry Was he?... Did he even exist?...

Now it sounds ridiculous.

TiernanMcCann comments on Aug 9, 2020:

At first I liked this, But after examining it more closely I really don’t like it, I think it is a massive false equivalency While the attack on Pearl Harbour was no doubt a tragic event it is in no way comparable to the atrocities committed against African American during slavery. Further,...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You will make any excuse won't you?... How much money does the prison industry make? The largest private prison corporations, Core Civic and GEO Group, collectively manage over half of the private prison contracts in the United States with combined revenues of $3.5 billion as of 2015.Aug 2, 2018 Capitalizing on Mass Incarceration: U.S. Growth in Private Prisons ... www.sentencingproject.org

Religious shirts done right....

scurry comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Well, in defence of jebus, we don't actually know that he was stupid... But perhaps the details of his conception were a bit iffy, and it takes a certain level of stupidity to believe that story... Anyhoo. Cute meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

According to all available evidence he never actually existed... https://youtu.be/61HW8uxzEZs

What the ____

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2020:

The US government did that to them by usurping legitimately elected secular governments and replacing them with dictatorships...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@scurry In 1958 the CIA displaced the legally elected secular government of Iran. The operation was rejected by the president but they did it anyway because Iran was going to nationalize the oil industry. Same thing happened all over the Middle East including the most repressive government in the region the Saudis who were pt in power by both American and British intelligence services. All to protect oil company interests and all it did was create terrorist networks and constant warfare in the region which ended with those big corporations losing control anyway and higher gas prices because the dictators raised the prices higher than the governments they deposed would have... It was a lose lose situation...

Get ready for those great deals on wheels...

GEGR comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Harley - Davidson is Doomed .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

You say that like it is a bad thing....

Now it sounds ridiculous.

TiernanMcCann comments on Aug 9, 2020:

At first I liked this, But after examining it more closely I really don’t like it, I think it is a massive false equivalency While the attack on Pearl Harbour was no doubt a tragic event it is in no way comparable to the atrocities committed against African American during slavery. Further,...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 155 years ago?... Many states in the South still use slavery in the prison systems. Maybe if MR. Dunce would study modern history and current events he would see that. Those prison systems are encouraged to convict people to use on prison farms or to "rent" to private companies for cheap labor... But of course you don't think of that as slavery do you even if the labor is forced and those doing it are not paid as well as being punished if they refuse to be used in a slavery for profit scheme that has been going on since the civil war ended... Also the only people screaming to "build the wall" are Trumpanzees who are in a minority here in California.... Where you live they are the majority...

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear Congratulations you posted a forum that indulges in far right-wing delusional thinking.... Most of the batshit I saw at a glance was little different from the neo-Nazi chat rooms...

Be best....

scurry comments on Aug 10, 2020:

'tis but a flesh wound!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@scurry I actually have the entire collection...

Now it sounds ridiculous.

TiernanMcCann comments on Aug 9, 2020:

At first I liked this, But after examining it more closely I really don’t like it, I think it is a massive false equivalency While the attack on Pearl Harbour was no doubt a tragic event it is in no way comparable to the atrocities committed against African American during slavery. Further,...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99

Now it sounds ridiculous.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2020:

This shit was started by Sarah Huckabee as a part of the "all lives matter" movement which is really the White lives matter movement.... In any case the Japanese did pay reparations... at Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99

Be best....

scurry comments on Aug 10, 2020:

'tis but a flesh wound!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2020:

Yeah it looks like we don't have a lot of Monte Python fans here....

Let's go!

brentan comments on Aug 9, 2020:

But what does the waiter say?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 "With your fucking food...."

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2020:

@FrayedBear You're beginning to sound a lot like Hitler (He believed in work camps, eugenics, sterilization, and forcing women to have babies) .... I have a suggestion if you don't believe abortion is right just don't have one... Leave other people out of your fascist mindset.

Was finding this educational and wanted to share it as I recently decided to go pescatarian because ...

Lorajay comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Many scientists as well as the nut jobs agree that pescatarian eating is healthy. Congratulations on your efforts to be healthy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal You might want to get checked it could be a food allergy.

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2020:

@FrayedBear I am not the "selfish pratt"that would be the entire pro-birther movement who constantly vote Republican because they want control over what others see, do, and believe. They are the same stupid people who want to cut the social safety net and force people to have children they don't want or can't afford. I guess in their minds it is better to have a child born to starve. For one thing even birth control is not 100% effective and another some women get raped so a selfish pratt like you would force a 14 year old girl who was raped by her drunken father to have a defective child right?

US-Born Marine Detained By ICE Was Carrying His US Passport

PontifexMarximus comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I hope it teaches a few people not to join any army. It's not worth it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@PontifexMarximus

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@FrayedBear That as well as the deception in the top picture.... That is actually a shrimp. Tell you what if you right to birthers want to outlaw abortion I am sure we can work a deal all you have to do is pay for all the unwanted children your policies cause to be born instead of sticking everyone else with the bill....

That's why there aren't altar girls

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@FrayedBear http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/griffin/NEWSon6/PDF/1009/PedoBear%20PUBLIC%20INFO%20Bulletin%5B1%5D%5B1%5D.pdf

Sushi anyone?...

FrayedBear comments on Aug 8, 2020:

And that isn't murder? I'm with the right to lifers more & more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

So you never did study biology then did you?...

Not a fan of Biden but this meme is me every time I post on here 😂

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Shotgun!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@wolf041 I like a bit of stopping power...

Not a fan of Biden but this meme is me every time I post on here 😂

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Shotgun!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

Sharps 45-70....

Was finding this educational and wanted to share it as I recently decided to go pescatarian because ...

Lorajay comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Many scientists as well as the nut jobs agree that pescatarian eating is healthy. Congratulations on your efforts to be healthy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Well that feeling could come from having too large of portions. A 4 oz serving of pork actually provides more nutrition than an 8 oz serving of beef. Any food you overindulge in will give you that feeling.

He needs his meds!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2020:

Today at least you can just stop by the local Marijuana dispensary....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Another reason for oral consumption is that it is more a "body high" than mental and lasts longer than smoking or vaping anyway. Also CBD helps suppress the psychoactive proprieties of THC...

He needs his meds!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2020:

Today at least you can just stop by the local Marijuana dispensary....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Each pill contains 10mg of THC and 10mg of CBD... These aren't aspirin by any means and cover me pretty well as anti-anxiety, anti-inflammatory without interfering with cognitive abilities.

Finally in female friendly format....

Freespirit64 comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I'll be trolling jeebus FB posts now, thanks for the ammo😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2020:

.................................

I actually have no one blocked.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2020:

I have a lot of butthurt snowflake conservatives and Neo-libs who block me... Maybe they think I get upset by it... I just laugh my ass off at the ignorant tools.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2020:

@actofdog Sounds like she did you a favor and saved you a lot of grief....

Religious shirts done right....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

I think Alfred was real!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2020:

As real as Jebus... https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mad-magazines-iconic-alfred-e-neuman-turns-60-year-180958466/

Finally in female friendly format....

BD66 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Where do you find this stuff?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2020:

I have a lot of friends in low places..

He needs his meds!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2020:

Today at least you can just stop by the local Marijuana dispensary....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2020:

@wolf041 The civilized states and even some of the less so all have them these days... He just lives in one that is in Trump's own rhetoric "kind of a shithole..." I just went to one yesterday here in San Bernardino called Captain Jack's a really nice place. I bought the Breez relaxation tablets they are 50/50 CBD/THC with 50 tablets and 1000mg per box for 56.79, and the synergy 1:1 balm for 35.99. Before I went over I had been in a lot of pain from the arthritis for the last week and a half and within a few hours after taking a pill and using the balm on my knees and shoulder I had nearly no pain at all and I don't have to worry about the toxic as well as highly addictive crap the doctor wants to prescribe me that is nowhere near as effective. People think these dispensaries bring down neighborhoods and cause crimes but crime actually went down there when they opened and the cops no longer have to raid the strip club that used to run prostitutes that used to occupy the building... https://captainjacks420.com/

He needs his meds!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2020:

Today at least you can just stop by the local Marijuana dispensary....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 How do you keep a fool busy?....

Why do Australian Dad's fall asleep in front of the TV?

Lorajay comments on Aug 5, 2020:

It's pretty hard to respect the guy that passes out drunk every night in front of the TV.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2020:

@AtheistInNC I am betting the wife made the kid like that...

Guilty look

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Either that or he just got back from a Klan rally....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2020:

@Seriousreason Why is it the mass shooters are always Right-wing terrorist snowflakes like you?... Kiwi fruits are always so reactionary aren't you?...

Why do Australian Dad's fall asleep in front of the TV?

Lorajay comments on Aug 5, 2020:

It's pretty hard to respect the guy that passes out drunk every night in front of the TV.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2020:

@FrayedBear More than likely it was the wife...

New video out now! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Mom sounds like she needs to roll herself a fat one... Oh wait about 4 and a half minutes it looks like it kicked in....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Edibles take longer to kick in but they last longer and give the whole body that relaxed feeling... I like edibles better than smoking or vaping.

Nailed it....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2020:

## Coming next with screaming ninnies: dick pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Dropped out? Not really more like had to leave for financial and physical health reasons... As for being self educated for decades I was in fact in the 7th grade they tested me and found that academically I was capable of doing college level work. I expect less from you because you constantly show me I should...

Nailed it....

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Or a trumpet..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Looked at from the correct prospective (IE denying reality in favor of what the cult leader tells you to believe) they are religious and likely just to fucking stupid to realize it....

Nailed it....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2020:

## Coming next with screaming ninnies: dick pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Nah I just like doing it to annoy the ignorant...

Nailed it....

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Or a trumpet..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

Trumpanzees are all religious nutbags...

Nailed it....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2020:

## Coming next with screaming ninnies: dick pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 As always completely inaccurate and off topic just like your comment....

Nailed it....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2020:

## Coming next with screaming ninnies: dick pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2020:

That made no sense at all.... which is unsurprising...

Guilty look

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Either that or he just got back from a Klan rally....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2020:

@Seriousreason And you sound like a Republican trying to sell people that others are guilty of your own vices....

New stepmother.

Budgie comments on Aug 3, 2020:

What a horrendous upbringing they had and never got past it turned into horrendous people she looks like a street walker. Respect for street walkers trying to survive but seriously that is the look you want to go for.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@RobertMartin I am sure he already has better than Trump's sloppy seconds....

Just like dad...

Babyoda comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I found this one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@AtheistInNC Nope I stole it.... Everything a Redneck hates flag...

New stepmother.

Budgie comments on Aug 3, 2020:

What a horrendous upbringing they had and never got past it turned into horrendous people she looks like a street walker. Respect for street walkers trying to survive but seriously that is the look you want to go for.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Actually she was in the country illegally and lied on her citizenship application meaning her citizenship can be revoked... She came here as a "bikini model" and worked as a softcore porn star and escort.... So yes she was a hooker also and as I understand it even her own country doesn't really want her back.

When you post something that insults Trump or Nazis on Facebook and get the juice....

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2020:

I got a time-out on Facebook for posting this, and they took it down before anyone even saw it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@altschmerz They put it back up again... It is on a thread for some preacher from Tennessee who is announcing his Tent Revival event who is a Trump supporting anti-masker who threatened a Dunken Donuts employee who asked him to wear one in the store....

Just like dad...

Babyoda comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I found this one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2020:

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Just hope it isn't raining

AtheistInNC comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Growing up, we had a cat called Hawkey-Poo, the falcon kitty .... you don't want to know why. 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

Be thankful you didn't have to name it Pigeon-Poo...

Dogs are superior to looters - no doubt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@scurry Best girlfriend he has ever had.... You can see by the look of him no real woman would want him... Just a bunch of Republicans doing what they do be... Looting then blaming the Black guy.

When you post something that insults Trump or Nazis on Facebook and get the juice....

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2020:

I got a time-out on Facebook for posting this, and they took it down before anyone even saw it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@altschmerz A robot programmed by Assbook to harass people who are tired of their allowing racists to post garbage without banning them.

When you post something that insults Trump or Nazis on Facebook and get the juice....

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2020:

I got a time-out on Facebook for posting this, and they took it down before anyone even saw it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

They just took down this meme which I have contested before and they admitted wasn't against community standards calling it "hate speech..."

Only in Texas could a religious loon be allowed to practice medicine.

BAMFRavenclaw comments on Jul 28, 2020:

That's quite a picture. I hope someone photoshops dildos in his hands.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@AnneWimsey I am sure that the primary buyers for those are closeted White male conservatives.....

Been seeing a lot of them lately....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Indeed a signof the times. It use to be that it was "jail bait" underage boys and girls who were the predominant reason. Doh, C19.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@FrayedBear Hence the meme....

Welcome to nature's playground ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Maybe if she tried clear cutting that forest he could find the tree.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@AnneWimsey From what I have seen lately most men couldn't find the hole if you trimmed it to look like a putting green and stuck a flag in it.... Sometimes I wonder how the human race manages to survive....

Been seeing a lot of them lately....

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Indeed a signof the times. It use to be that it was "jail bait" underage boys and girls who were the predominant reason. Doh, C19.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2020:

So then priests right?...

If 2020 was found in the candy isle of your local store...

FrayedBear comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Doesn't do it for me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2020:

Well I guess you could always try ExLax....

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

RobertMartin comments on Jul 30, 2020:

What about Mexican Jesus?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2020:

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Demon, Angle, Cecilia, Comet Cat.

Freespirit64 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

I actually love cats. But that whole Litter box issue....ugh

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2020:

Dogs are worse they don't use a litter box they just crap all over and you have to clean it up....