Lizard_of_Ahaz's Profile

Praise be to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@scurry I thought you would have been a Fryer....

Don't know if I wanna go there or not...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

tempting

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 And where....

Relationships are so confusing these days....

Theresa_N comments on Dec 11, 2019:

The transphobia is strong in this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

Which one?...

Relationships are so confusing these days....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

always check under the hood first

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@bookofmoron Aww I thought you were planning to use your dipstick....

Relationships are so confusing these days....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

always check under the hood first

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

Planning to "check the oil?"

Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...

KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Knob is a good call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@KKGator Noob means pretty much the same except dumber than the average knob... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Noobs%20vs.%20Newbs

Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...

KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Knob is a good call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

Noob would be better...

It's mean, but I laughed pretty hard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Nobody laughs at a pretty girl unless she says something stupid or slips on a banana peel... https://youtu.be/Hn-N26u4-eg

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

@Ludo #MeToo

Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....

Zoohome comments on Dec 10, 2019:

That is some big paw print

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

Hound of the Baskervilles for me...

Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:

so you provided photographic proof?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

They are Jesus freaks....

I don't dare put this one in my yard... It sits on my desk....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:

One of the lesser known elves, Creepy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

I actually have one that flips people off with both hands and another that is sitting on the toilet with a cell phone... I have to get a good fence up with a gate first or people would steal them.

I almost swiped right on this guy on Tinder than I saw where he said “follower of Christ” in his...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:

Ran into a lot of those hitting on me on several sites.... WTF don't those dumbshits understand about "anti-theist?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

@PondartIncbendog A couple actually tried to convert me online....

For those of you who've ever developed feelings for a friend, did you let them know?

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I told all of them and they slept with me and then found new girlfriends lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

You got lucky.... They were fools.

Is this why my family doesn’t visit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:

What no Hookah on the top?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal If you are ever out my way you can have mine...

Did you know?....

Duchess comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Yeah and those genes need to be exterminated like the parasites they are

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

They are doing the job themselves the problem is they are trying to take all of us with them...

Never again! Lol!!!

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal I know but also as for the "to skinny" post you look fine just the way you are.

Never again! Lol!!!

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

Aaawwww if you were that hungry I would buy you some real food all you have to do is ask...

Never again! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Redneck Tamales?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Glad you got a smile and giggle out of it...

The first Cheerleader...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 9, 2019:

LMFAO! You're headin' straight to hell just for that! See y'a there!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

Lucifer an me we be friends....

Smudge the shopping cart wheel. LOL

KKGator comments on Dec 8, 2019:

I had one of those yesterday. It was so bad, that the clerk nearest the door, came and took it away. She told me that she keeps putting it "out back", but that it keeps showing back up in the front of the store. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Easy way to end that problem is to saw off the offending wheel...

Anybody?....

altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:

OMG JFC

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

@altschmerz Only if you are filing the ladder some place uncomfortable....

Anybody?....

altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:

OMG JFC

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

HFS....

Redneck religious logic....

SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 8, 2019:

So disgusting there are no words.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Thank you....

Anybody?....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:

MAGA wall Critic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/465415-mountain-climbers-scale-replica-of-trumps-border-wall-in-under-1-minute-report

Anybody?....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:

MAGA wall Critic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

The record for getting over an exact replica of the Maggot wall is held by an 8 year old girl.... https://time.com/5694432/girl-climbs-border-wall-replica/

This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.

Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Maybe it's helmet time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

@Sticks48 She needs a catchers mask then.... Her mom though needs a bigger battery for her taser....

This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.

Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Maybe it's helmet time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

I don't think she needs one of those.... People around her maybe but she is pretty smart....

Anybody?....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:

## Weight limit reached.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Exceeded....

Damn those hunters....

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Pouchers should be shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Under 18 protected by law and over 80 protected by nature but anything in between is fair game eh?....

Anybody?....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Not gonna fit

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

Needs more lube....

Did you know?....

Secular_Squirrel comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Here's this version!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

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Some heroes don't wear capes

Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Is his name name Oscar Meyer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

Or "Dick Johnson..."

Some heroes don't wear capes

Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Is his name name Oscar Meyer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

I would think 'Richard Dickerson...'

Damn those hunters....

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Pouchers should be shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

How about young guys who hunt cougars?...

Ok fuckers you know what day it is don't you?....

scurry comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Haaaahahahaha!!!! Dammit all to hell. ROFL. I have been saving that one and keep forgetting to post it on a Friday. Well Done, Sir!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

Hopefully I will remember Fuckery Friday more often....

Damn those hunters....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 6, 2019:

That's his Mom!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

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I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 So expensive the asshole who owns the place also co-owns the Clinton-wing of the DNC...

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Try it without all that shit in it sometime.... I used to work for a janitorial service and when we went to clean their stores they would offer us free coffee.... So I tried some and since I always drink mine black and bitter it didn't have that crap in it.... Never again after that I would always stop at a 7-11 before we went in and they kept asking why I would pay for it when they would give it to me free.... They really seemed offended when I gave them a truthful answer....

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 It is also shitty coffee... The reason they need all that shit in it is so you can't taste what garbage it really is....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

@scurry Rabbits always do.... Eggs as well. Easter is just a mash up of Pagan fertility rituals and symbolism....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

@scurry He was the Moon Rabbit....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

Most likely Tu'er Shen a Chinese rabbit deity...

Post number 666 I have now officially reached the Anti-Christ level....

ProudMerrie comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I have 33 to go. I wonder if I'll make it by the end of the year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

Just take your one a day....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@KKGator Just trying to help....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Or if that one is a "bad fit" try this one....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Try this one on for size.... *Pun intended...*

a few Jeebus Jokes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2019:

A few random ones from my collection...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@scurry I have literately hundreds just labelled as Jesus....

I really did focus on the happy people first. Lol. But seriously, I did.

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

I've had enough therapy, thank you very much. However, people who create "art" like that are rather suspect, to my mind. Freud would have had a freakin' field day with this one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Sigmund Fraud would have shit himself and taken up fishing if he had ever had me on his couch....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Stupid justifac5t6ions for treason make no sense.

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Considering that fort was US property and a part of the country your saying "they insisted on keeping it" and being a part of the same country themselves shows the real problem here..... Treason, arrogance, and utter foolishness.... Actually though I am thinking we should cut the South loose at this point in history.... The rest of the US would be far better off without their constant stupidity....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Actually the aggression was on the part of the South who fired the first shots... And no the cotton market never came back to a sustainable level for the Southern economy. Blockade runners did get through but after a time it cost the South more in hulls than sales in Europe could bring in profits. With the volume down England and France the two largest markets for Southern cotton turned to other sources.... Share cropping and lack of slaves hit the South hard along with the carpet baggers who profiteered off what had been the richest of the plantation owners. Basically they were screwed... Production went up but the price was so low the profit was gone... Cotton seed was plentiful and cheap after the war and started to be pressed to make margarine... https://ldhi.library.cofc.edu/exhibits/show/liverpools-abercromby-square/britain-and-us-civil-war/impact-cotton-trade

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Even before that it was the main crop.... The civil war was a disaster for the South because of that economic dependency on cotton revenues. When the North started blockading cotton shipments to Europe it became a problem so Europe looked towards other markets to supply the demand like Egypt and India which was a boon for those countries and the US cotton market never recovered....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Sounds like a cotton picking problem doesn't it?...

Fashionable or no?

KKGator comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Try buying shirts that are gonna fit now, skippy! Big breasts are useless. Gravity gets everyone in the end. The bigger they are, the farther they fall.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?.... Can you tie them in a know ror can you tie em in a bow?.... Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?.....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Do we have to pick our own or do they do it for us?...

Every morning!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Ibuprofen my ass I take medical marijuana... The other option was Norco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Medical marijuana does and it isn't just legal heroin or addictive.

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....