Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Can't believe I'm saying this but... Define Fucking

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2019:

Some little bitch has been reporting photos it seems and they get removed. I had to put this one back up.....

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I am picking myself up from the floor after falling off my chair laughing. I live in Mormonville, AZ (Mesa) (actually the whole state was intended to be part of one great big state which included Utah but I digress). I have had many conversations with their missionaries and am always amazed at their...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue That is what they would have you believe but it is bullshit based on their taking down names in cemeteries and baptizing the dead into their cult....

Burn baby burn....

GEGR comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I Love this Woman . She Will be President One Day .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

First woman president the rest of them in both parties are Wall Street owned and operated...

I can just see myself getting stuck in Coach on a coast to coast flight with these people.

BirdMan1 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

They do matter, his tweets, it is how we can trace how much the fog in his head is swirling! These clowns haven't the foggiest idea about which planet they exist upon (note: I did not say live).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

That isn't fog... The space between his ears is like a blender full of batshit....

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

Livinlife comments on Nov 15, 2019:

According to this, Jesus also had a mullet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@Livinlife These guys believe all kinds of weird ass shit... Have you ever read the Book of Moron?.... You have to be on some kind of weird ass drug to believe that crap.

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

Livinlife comments on Nov 15, 2019:

According to this, Jesus also had a mullet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Don't forget his light-saber and space ship....

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I am picking myself up from the floor after falling off my chair laughing. I live in Mormonville, AZ (Mesa) (actually the whole state was intended to be part of one great big state which included Utah but I digress). I have had many conversations with their missionaries and am always amazed at their...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

I love telling them the truth about Joe Smith the guy who spent the first part of his life conning his neighbors out of money using a "Gold Witching" scheme.... Similar to water witching but you plant a small amount of fake gold and "find it" using a couple of sticks then tell them to dig there and charge them money for that "service".... Brigham Young had as many as 42 arrests before starting the Moron cult from what I understand... Just a pair of conmen who finally hit the bigtime... https://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon430.htm

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

altschmerz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

What is this a picture of??? It’s scary! Also, someone here is messing with your posts? People have been blocked from this group for reporting memes as inappropriate. @EricTrommater do you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Pretty sure that is the cult called "Eastern Lightening..." But even Christian cults have been known to gouge people's eyes out ritualistically for things like exorcisms....

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Would actually work better in one of the political forums/groups. Also a much better chance of reaching your target audience. By the way, I do support Bernie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@Logician

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

And????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

The answer is some idiot keeps fucking with my posts....

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

BD66 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

You certainly have us in suspense!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

The answer is some idiot keeps fucking with my posts....

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

KKGator comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Que?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

The answer is some idiot keeps fucking with my posts....

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

...and the question is?????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

The answer is some idiot keeps fucking with my posts....

Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.

Robecology comments on Nov 15, 2019:

???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

The answer is some idiot keeps fucking with my posts....

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

Robecology comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Beware. If we don't get the vote out....in significant numbers....and with significant solidarity....then Trump will win in 2020. https://www.knoe.com/content/news/Moodys-forecast-Trump-will-win-2020-election-in-landslide-563403421.html

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@Robecology I live in CA and she is a Republican in drag.... Her donors are all huge corporate interests and she votes in sync with the GOP.... https://theintercept.com/2019/02/05/nancy-pelosi-medicare-for-all/

Let's just see how many get this....

scurry comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Dragon. 🐉 LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@scurry I have the complete set in hardcover with sleeves and original color artwork by Tolkien....

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

Robecology comments on Nov 15, 2019:

And you even spelled Moron wrong!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

No they did I used the correct spelling....

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Would actually work better in one of the political forums/groups. Also a much better chance of reaching your target audience. By the way, I do support Bernie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@Logician

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Would actually work better in one of the political forums/groups. Also a much better chance of reaching your target audience. By the way, I do support Bernie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@Logician It worked....

Quid Pro Quo....

Logician comments on Nov 15, 2019:

It's all over the place, he doesn't need to get any from a turkey! Some guy was saying that instead of watching Adam Schiff at the impeachment sham trial, he was viewing Mr. Ed. At least there the words were coming out of the horse's mouth, instead of its ass! And just like with Mr. Ed, even...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Off your medication again aren't you?...

They must be drinking tap water from Flint....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon, I thought not. Proof of theory. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Quite often actually I used to know a breeder....

Quid Pro Quo....

Lady-DebianLinux comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I hope the turkey spurs Trump’s face.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

#MeToo.........

And they wonder why I spell it Moron.... [pulpitandpen.org]

KKGator comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Further proof that too many believers are just fucking stupid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Robert Heinlein used to say "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity...." and "Nobody ever went broke underestimating people's gullibility..."

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

Robecology comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Beware. If we don't get the vote out....in significant numbers....and with significant solidarity....then Trump will win in 2020. https://www.knoe.com/content/news/Moodys-forecast-Trump-will-win-2020-election-in-landslide-563403421.html

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

And we will never get solidarity from the Clinton wing Nazi Pelosi has made that very clear....

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Would actually work better in one of the political forums/groups. Also a much better chance of reaching your target audience. By the way, I do support Bernie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

I just want to annoy the illogical few....

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

moosepucky comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I, and a millions of others did

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

I voted for him and this time I have made 15 contributions to his campaign and 4 to our revolution... Thankfully the CA primary is much earlier this year and takes place March 3rd (my birthday) so I might just get a present and instead of a few small states having an outsized influence on the primaries we will have the leadership position...

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Grinning - not annoyed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Yes but you have to be deliberately redundant when dealing with people that moronic who use the screen name "Logician"

Hopefully this will annoy someone....

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Grinning - not annoyed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Ye3ah but we have some dumbass Republicans here.... Imagine being dumb enough to vote for a Nazi theocracy as a non-believer....

Let's just see how many get this....

scurry comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Dragon. 🐉 LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

Only two in ten it seems....

When you are raising kids and they are hateful little bastards....

NoIdea comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Republicans will swear orange is white.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2019:

They already do...

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

200 cigarettes isn't much of a bargain for her. Does she even smoke? She sure is red hot though!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician Paternalistic religion and its relationship to rape and slavery.... Meanwhile you have done nothing with your life but support rape and slavery....

I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@scurry

I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@scurry

I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@scurry

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

200 cigarettes isn't much of a bargain for her. Does she even smoke? She sure is red hot though!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician This feeble mind has a paper that is being taught in a class called Sociology of Religion at the University of Massachusetts... Meanwhile you are fooling yourself into believing you are "logical" and supporting a criminal syndicate.... Taking those facts into account WHO is the feeble minded one?....

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bookofmorons comments on Nov 14, 2019:

the irony of telling scary Christmas Tree stories while burning your relatives to stay warm

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

They could be burning a kilo of marijuana...

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Has either Gloria Steinem or Gloria Allred weighed in on this offer? Or are they standing mute on the matter because on account of their politically correct dogma they can't afford to open their yap on the subject?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician https://youtu.be/g3gqGN5BUWo

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

200 cigarettes isn't much of a bargain for her. Does she even smoke? She sure is red hot though!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician Not me confessing.... You are confessing to having an abusive upbringing and supporting treasonous criminals....

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Has either Gloria Steinem or Gloria Allred weighed in on this offer? Or are they standing mute on the matter because on account of their politically correct dogma they can't afford to open their yap on the subject?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

200 cigarettes isn't much of a bargain for her. Does she even smoke? She sure is red hot though!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician I always knew Riaito was famous for meth and Nazis.... Tell me did your mommy do something bad to you when you were little?

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Has either Gloria Steinem or Gloria Allred weighed in on this offer? Or are they standing mute on the matter because on account of their politically correct dogma they can't afford to open their yap on the subject?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@Logician Look who is talking a supposed atheist who is so stupid he wants to vote to be executed for not believing in Jebus.... You really need to change your screen name to Illogical Lemming....

One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

200 cigarettes isn't much of a bargain for her. Does she even smoke? She sure is red hot though!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

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One hump or two?.... [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

Logician comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Has either Gloria Steinem or Gloria Allred weighed in on this offer? Or are they standing mute on the matter because on account of their politically correct dogma they can't afford to open their yap on the subject?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2019:

Isn't it nice how mentally deranged you Nazis get when something like this pops up?... I hope you enjoy watching Trump being removed from office and sent to prison..... His entire family should be joining him so maybe you can visit this one once a month.... No wonder no woman wants you...

Too early for the war on Christmas so we have to start a new one....

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Noticing the little tab with a big S, very silly and not sure why it is here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Rated Silly....

Too early for the war on Christmas so we have to start a new one....

brentan comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I think you could lose a lot more than a turkey dinner if you gave up Thanksgiving.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Religious nonsensical holiday started because a Native American tribe of 300 was massacred in an act of genocide even though they were unarmed and had converted to Christinsanity?...

Too early for the war on Christmas so we have to start a new one....

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2019:

You can have my turkey when you pry it from my cold greasy fingers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2019:

You don't need Thanksgiving to eat a turkey.... You just need a knife and fork though in the case of a drumstick you don't need that much....

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scurry comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Ha ha.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2019:

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Etiquette Lesson

glennlab comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Sounds like my relatives, first they sit you down with more than 3 people can eat and keep it coming, then after the meal, say , Damn, you've put on weight"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2019:

@TheoryNumber3 But you can eat them it just tends to get a bit awkward explaining where they all went to the cops....

Dinner tonight was fantastic.

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 12, 2019:

That is truly an unappetizing photo, not to mention the description.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I found this about an hour ago and haven't stopped laughing since...

Dinner tonight was fantastic.

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 12, 2019:

That is truly an unappetizing photo, not to mention the description.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2019:

Tastes a lot like chicken....

I knew they were Gay they are always talking about Gay sex...

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2019:

they're going to suck the gay away,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Bill Clinton was impeached for getting a blowjob from a woman in the Whitehouse.... Imagine what would have happened to him if he had a Gay orgy like this?...

Anybody have a pin I can borrow?...

Robecology comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Just pins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Darts?.... Be a great game at the pub....

Duh, duh, duh,duh, duh.... Twang....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

A tax give away to the rich, increased pollution and kids in cages?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Wait until they see their increase in Social Security is back to chained CPI again at 1.6%.... Actual inflation was a lot higher so they are going to be hurting even more....

Now wouldn't that just be a tragedy?....

SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I have always liked most of what I've heard Bloomberg say, not always like some of the things he's done, but do we really want another "billionaire" as President.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 10, 2019:

Fuck no they only represent themselves....

Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....

rosscann comments on Nov 9, 2019:

today, Saturday tRump and M showed up in Alabama for a LSU home game.......Alabama doesn't lose big home games! today Alabama lost to LSU! i heard a couple of fans say it was tRump's fault which of course it was....i can think of no other explanation after seeing what he did to the KY Governor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2019:

It would be fucking hilarious if the GOP lost Alabama completely next year....

Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Trump: The quicker fucker upper

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2019:

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Seriously?....

BudFrank comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Sounds like an autobiographical post

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

You mean "autofictiongraphical" post right?....

Seriously?....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I have this to say about that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@TheKranium Actually the total is well under half.... Closer to 40% and dropping like Trump's pants in the presence of a 13 year old girl....

Seriously?....

altschmerz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

What the hell is an "undercover white hat"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

Damnfino.... And that is my official answer....

Yeah I went there you gonna make something of it?....

Freefromgod comments on Nov 8, 2019:

OMG that's sick yet hilarious! Shame on you 😂😂😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

My sense of humor is an acquired taste.... I enjoy posting things that most people are afraid to respond to for fear of being though "sick minded..."

Seriously?....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I have this to say about that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

I read this shit and couldn't stop laughing for a full 10 minutes.... It has to be a joke because anyone stupid enough to believe this shit isn't able to tie their own shoes correctly....

Advice from a pastor: [opposingviews.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 8, 2019:

#8. "strained" I just can't with these idiots.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@altschmerz Regarding #7 what other kind of idiot would there be in that flock of Sheeple bring this scammer into their lives?....

Hoe dem leaves....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Is it bad that more people have seen the first lady's vagina than have seen the president's taxes?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Yeah he has worn those for years...

Best crazy lady vs cat meme ever....

Eirteacher comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The white cat should be more worred about tRumpo grabbing her pussy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2019:

The Clintons, Trumps, and Epstien were all close personal friends.... https://www.businessinsider.com/famous-people-jeffery-epstein-money-manager-sexual-trafficking-connected-2019-7

What is life really?...

KKGator comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Or...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2019:

Hopefully a lot of obstacles if we are talking dirt nap....

Car safety through the ages....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Bet they are allowed under Trumps Safety standards roll backs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2019:

That should help improve the genepool....

Makes sense....

Sticks48 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Sounds like Alabama.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

Where they would vote for a bucket of shit if it was wrapped in the flag and had John 3:16 on it...

The baby shower gift that keeps on giving...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Some parents might get upset with that one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

Joke em if they can't take a fuck....

Guess they need this sign in Florida.

KKGator comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Actually, they do. I've seen some really stupid people let their kids play much too close to the edges of lakes that have signs warning of alligators. They also lose their dogs to gators all the time. It's pretty common in all the areas where alligators live. In Gainesville, on the campus of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

@KKGator See they can learn all you need to do is outlaw killing the gators for eating dumbasses...

Guess they need this sign in Florida.

KKGator comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Actually, they do. I've seen some really stupid people let their kids play much too close to the edges of lakes that have signs warning of alligators. They also lose their dogs to gators all the time. It's pretty common in all the areas where alligators live. In Gainesville, on the campus of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

@KKGator Hey they can learn.... After all teaching them that stupid people are good eating is a service to both man and gator kind... Gators gotta eat too right?...

Guess they need this sign in Florida.

KKGator comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Actually, they do. I've seen some really stupid people let their kids play much too close to the edges of lakes that have signs warning of alligators. They also lose their dogs to gators all the time. It's pretty common in all the areas where alligators live. In Gainesville, on the campus of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

Sounds like maybe those gators need better training....

My kind of woman....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 3, 2019:

## I avoid those who firebomb.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 4, 2019:

Unless it is a church?...

If I had a hammer.....+

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

I don't get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2019:

What to do with a dead horse....

Say what now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

A Venus Fire Trap.... Look up the Pinto's safety record....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 Venus (the girl) gets you in and the fire puts you out....

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SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Thats making a lot of assumptions. Have you ever met any really DEEP south redneck christians? They can rationalize anything using bible verses.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Did you also know that the 1920s' Klan revival was sponsored by the Methodist churches?... Unsurprisingly enough in 1922 they also came out with the Christian flag which used the same pattern as the CSA "Whiteman's flag" replacing the stars and bars with a blue field and red cross... The white field is still representing "purity" but they don't say purity of what and it is still about putting your country last...

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SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Thats making a lot of assumptions. Have you ever met any really DEEP south redneck christians? They can rationalize anything using bible verses.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Unfortunately yes.... The morons are always misquoting the bible and making fools of themselves.... Easy to do when you only know the parts of it that "prove" your bigotry and hate are"ordained by god" even though there is no proof that god exists and a shit ton full of proof it is all made up bullshit...

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SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Thats making a lot of assumptions. Have you ever met any really DEEP south redneck christians? They can rationalize anything using bible verses.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2019:

Actually I was stationed there... It really sucks.

Halloween actually is way better than Christmas...

Sticks48 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Maybe she is bearly of legal age...I know I shoudn't have done that, but WTF!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2019:

@Sticks48 I guess this one is a bit "immature" as far as humor goes...

Halloween actually is way better than Christmas...

Sticks48 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Maybe she is bearly of legal age...I know I shoudn't have done that, but WTF!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2019:

My post seems to have offended some people.... Why shouldn't you do the same with your pun...

Halloween actually is way better than Christmas...

scurry comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Is 'Pedobear' a real thing??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2019:

As real as Jesus....

What do you see? Mine was oddly true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Missing "Trump did..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2019:

@mcgeo52 Considering he was in the custody of the DOJ and they have been doing a lot to white wash the incident as well as pushing to keep it a suicide I think the strongest suspect is William Barr on Trump's orders....

Been there and done that....

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2019:

That's just mean, but funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2019:

I had Disneyland page Dr Jack Meiofe once when I was in high school.... And had Fudruckers page me as Jack Meiofe as well.... My friends couldn't believe they fell for it and the girl who was calling me on the PA system was bright red beautifully matching her hair while the manager was half collapsing from laughter....I walked up after she figured it out and told her it was the best offer I had all day. Shortly after that they went to a system that placed a pager on your table that told you your order was ready. I can't help but think I was partly at fault for that....

This is so sad, pathetically sad.

SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 30, 2019:

A really good photoshopper would have made the dog's head bigger with just a touch of orange hair over the top.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2019:

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The economy is doing great....

BD66 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

This is because the Cold War ended. Unless we can convince 80% of the world's economy to go back to living in a Socialist/Communist hell, US unskilled workers will have to compete against unskilled workers in the rest of the world, and the wages and benefits for US unskilled workers will never ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2019:

Stop being a fool.... The same people behind the cold war are behind the low wages today....

The economy is doing great....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Time to move to Mexico.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Let me know how you like it there I need a good laugh....

The economy is doing great....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Time to move to Mexico.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2019:

Brilliant idea moving to a country with even worse problems.... But at least weed is legal there right?...

The economy is doing great....

KKGator comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I get so damned angry whenever I hear anyone say that the economy is good. The economy sucks! Regular people are fucking suffering. As usual.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2019:

@KKGator Considering your Minimum wage is under 8.50 an hour that meme must be really dead on for your state.... Ours goes up another buck an hour in Jan... 12 an hour for companies with less than 26 employees and 13 an hour over that... Still too damned low to live on... One reason I support Bernie is he wants the national minimum to be 15...

The economy is doing great....

KKGator comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I get so damned angry whenever I hear anyone say that the economy is good. The economy sucks! Regular people are fucking suffering. As usual.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2019:

Kind of what the meme says....

What if god took a poll?....

Robecology comments on Oct 28, 2019:

This is real....and funny! https://twitter.com/i/status/1188624322191069184

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@Robecology Not this post there is no link here but the link you posted here is not to this poll.... This is the link I posted... "In game 5 Trump was put on the big screen."

What if god took a poll?....

Robecology comments on Oct 28, 2019:

This is real....and funny! https://twitter.com/i/status/1188624322191069184

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

I already posted this link...

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

hankster comments on Oct 27, 2019:

.....but was he cute?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Churches always look towards those who have hit bottom for fresh victims....

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

hankster comments on Oct 27, 2019:

.....but was he cute?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Religious nutters running it I see....

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

hankster comments on Oct 27, 2019:

.....but was he cute?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Is this the "S.O.A.R. program he was talking about?.... For "recovering addicts and people with mental health problems at risk of being homeless?..." He had some real balls hitting on you I give him that.... Inflated sense of self worth and not a pot to piss in it seems... https://soarworks.prainc.com/content/what-soar

Really?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 28, 2019:

One right does not cancel out all the wrongs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty All because he was busy kissing that scumbag Turk's ass....

What if god took a poll?....

KKGator comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Fuck god.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

Are you saying you are having sex with the god of Facebook?....

Really?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 28, 2019:

One right does not cancel out all the wrongs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

He is taking credit for the success of an operation he almost fucked up for the military... When he withdrew the troops from Syria they had already planned the operation he is claiming credit for and had to move the date up more than a week. Even under prepared they managed to complete ther mission but he almost ruined it...

What if god took a poll?....

Sticks48 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

You haven't been paying attention. trump IS the chosen one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

Chosen by a pile of cosmic dog shit?....

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

Jnei comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Lol. I think he's probably feeling lucky he escaped a woman who is clearly a great deal more intelligent than he is - and I hope you feel lucky you escaped a man who can't cope with that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Just be sure to watch who you hang out with and you should be fine. Remember you have a friend here if you ever get out this way who has your back.

My kind of Candy....

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Just a little piece of candy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2019:

Rather have it as "all you can eat..."

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

Jnei comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Lol. I think he's probably feeling lucky he escaped a woman who is clearly a great deal more intelligent than he is - and I hope you feel lucky you escaped a man who can't cope with that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Maybe you just need to meet the right person for you males or female. You might want to watch yourself in Colorado too there is a very high concentration of right-wing Christian nutjobs there as well...