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Lizard_of_Ahaz

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Just for Laughs

Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

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Happy father's Day to all you mothers out there....

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Jun 11, 2022Jun 2022

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Sums it up nicely don't you think?

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Jun 9, 2022Jun 2022

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I'll smoke to that.....

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Jun 8, 2022Jun 2022

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10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.... And the special bonus round....

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Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

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Been out in my garden again pretending to work....

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Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

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Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

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Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

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Not at all to be honest....

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Just for Laughs

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

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Found the perfect garden gnome for my yard.....

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Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

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Republican solution to school shootings....

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Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

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Snots and Bears in Texas interrupted.....

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Just for Laughs

May 29, 2022May 2022

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If there is such a thing as an afterlife you know his great great grandmother is wishing she had used a coat hanger....

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Just for Laughs

May 28, 2022May 2022

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21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots and the NRA is holding their rally this week while the Republicans are sending more "thoughts and prayers" on their way to the rally....

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Just for Laughs

May 27, 2022May 2022

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I have heard of "dick pics" but this is going a bit far....

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Just for Laughs

May 25, 2022May 2022

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What a whinny little bitch....

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May 24, 2022May 2022

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Now on Fox a new save the wolves campaign....

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Just for Laughs

May 21, 2022May 2022

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Jim Carrey on Fox.....

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Just for Laughs

May 19, 2022May 2022

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The guy who makes scammers cry....

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Just for Laughs

May 19, 2022May 2022

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Why I would rather ride the bus than drive these days....

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Just for Laughs

May 17, 2022May 2022

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Be careful what you ask for....

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May 16, 2022May 2022

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Putin wins prestigious award from NATO.....

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Just for Laughs

May 16, 2022May 2022

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My bet is from the looks of his background in the picture is he is living in his mommy's basement and just can't get laid....

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May 14, 2022May 2022

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Monday or Friday which is better?....

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May 13, 2022May 2022

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Oh, oh I know the answer to that one....

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Just for Laughs

May 13, 2022May 2022

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Yep Susan Collins called 911 for someone politely asking her to do her job and fix the mess she helped to create....

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Just for Laughs

May 11, 2022May 2022

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Mississippi discovers millions in welfare fraud.... Just one little problem...

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May 10, 2022May 2022

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Desantis is actually pro-Disney....

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May 8, 2022May 2022

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Gee thanks McConnell....

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May 7, 2022May 2022

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A product for those with a micro-penis.....The funny part is this is a real online ad for a real product....

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Just for Laughs

May 5, 2022May 2022

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Happy Cinco De Mayo....

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Just for Laughs

May 4, 2022May 2022

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Jokes on you... Eh Abbott.....

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May 4, 2022May 2022

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When a friend invites you to sing at his wedding....

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Just for Laughs

May 3, 2022May 2022

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How to find affordable housing in today's market....

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Just for Laughs

May 2, 2022May 2022

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Typical isn't it?... The GQP's largest donors being traitors and all right?...

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Just for Laughs

May 2, 2022May 2022

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When you are talking to a self proclaimed wit and haven't figured out yet if they are half or nit.....

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Just for Laughs

May 1, 2022May 2022

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People?... Not so much...

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May 1, 2022May 2022

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Why they are called "health nuts..."

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Just for Laughs

May 1, 2022May 2022

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Ain't buying shit....

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Just for Laughs

Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

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I didn't know Mitch McConnell was a movie star.....

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Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

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I used to be an atheist until I started believing in myself....

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Just for Laughs

Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

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When some cuntservative Republican whines about my posts....

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Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

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Q: What kind of Musk repels women?.... A: Elon Q: How much is the pillow Nazi Mike Lindell's net worth? A: Negative 2 billion dollars...

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Just for Laughs

Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

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When the walls of delusion break down and you are forced to admit that others were right about your precious Republican party.....

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Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

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When they keep knocking but you are fresh out....

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Apr 25, 2022Apr 2022

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Driving in Texas.......

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Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

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Yeah because that will keep them out of trouble....

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Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

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Labels can be useful when they are accurate....

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Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

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Not only did New York city decide to start cutting ties with Wells Fargo bank "for their brazen and illegal acts" but now there is a guy in Louisiana running for US senate that is stirring the shit as well.... Change is coming and conservatives ...

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Just for Laughs

Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

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Tucker Carlson's fans after dark....

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Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

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Best door mat ever....

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Apr 21, 2022Apr 2022

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Looks like the 14th Amendment is getting her kicked off the ballot....

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Apr 20, 2022Apr 2022

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Mickey said the word in Florida.....

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Apr 18, 2022Apr 2022

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Bought a nice Christmas holiday decoration today online.....

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Coming May 5th to a taco stand near you....

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Anyone can achieve their goals in life if they just try hard enough....

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Just for Laughs

Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Watch out guys and gals....

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Know your bunnies....

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Just for Laughs

Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Yep its that day of the year again....

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Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

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No just no and hell no.....

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Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

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I keep telling my sister NOT to order items off Facebook ads.....

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Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

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Another promotion in the Russian military.....

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Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

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Hannity is Batshit insanity.....

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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

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What do you do when you lose over 15,300 troops and most of your military supplies and equipment in less than 2 months? Announce you are drafting 135,000 more of your people of course but the real question is if you can't supply the few you have left...

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Mar 28, 2022Mar 2022

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Top 10 signs the Russian military sucks.... 1. Your general in charge of production and supply of tanks just killed himself. (When it was revealed that you can't really replace the hundreds of tanks the Ukes blew up or your guys abandoned, ...

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Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

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Russian tank driver runs over his commanding officer.... Let the fragging begin!

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Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

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How to give your cat a bath... First pick up cat securely by the scruff of the neck. Second apply shampoo to cat. Third hold cat over toilet and grasp seat firmly. Fourth drop cat into toilet and allow to self agitate Fifth flush toilet several...

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Mar 24, 2022Mar 2022

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Texas travel package....

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Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

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Congratulation USA in addition to defunding COVID pandemic measures like vaccinations and testing we have now passed one million ADMITTED dead today and the numbers are starting to go up again.... It gets even worse when you consider that only about ...

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Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

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Or dynamiting fish in a barrel.......

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Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

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It is bad enough when they do it .....

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Mar 21, 2022Mar 2022

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And right back around again..... I wonder if Hong Kong's lesson will educate the people of the US?.... Nah they don't need no edumacation....

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Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

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When people you know post pro-Putin or anti-vaccine nonsense....

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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

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Who needs Russia Today when you have Fox?....

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Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

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Day 22: Bad news for Putin he brought guns to a switchblade fight..... yep we are sending them to the Ukraine along with a few more helpful toys....

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Mar 16, 2022Mar 2022

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Day 21: No wonder Putin is crying like a 6 month old baby....

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Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

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Fuck the piss bottle....

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Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

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What a shame.... So sad.... Maggot Taylor Greene ended up with so many fines she isn't getting her paycheck for the entire year....

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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

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Republican inflation watch....

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Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

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Another good reason NOT to buy from Amazon....

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Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

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Child abuse in Texass....

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Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

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Which kind of scumbag are they?.....

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Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

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When your anti-vax/anti-mask friend dies of COVID shortly after mailing it to you....

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Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

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America's dumbest....

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Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

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Interesting question.....

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