Liberals, If you want to criticize it, at least know what it stands for

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2024:

And backstabbing not only the gullible assholes but all our allies as well...

It's Tuesday morning and I want to go back to sleep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2024:

I knew someone who would wander around looking everywhere for their glasses and when asked what they were looking for I had to explain they were on their head... They are now banned from my home.

So, it comes to this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2024:

https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/747238/a-real-bargain-at-only-399-99

That could be a dam good start

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 19, 2024:

Russians making fun of Trump supporters and saying the same thing about them I do.... https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1758678672716779955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1758678672716779955%7Ctwgr%5E72bc1fb7d62db8e4676ef9a75876fd755a95563f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F2%2F18%2F2224191%2F-Ukraine-Invasion-Day-726-RU-Central-Grouping-of-Forces-completely-captured-Avdviika

The trump mining is rich today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 19, 2024:

Broke ass shoe salesman who got laughed off stage at seakercon no less....

He's at it again

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2024:

He got laughed off stage at sneakercon trying to present those "shoes" and is trying to sell them for 399.99 a pair online... My guess is the only people with that bad of taste that can afford them are rap stars... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRXSJlMd3xE=MeidasTouch

Indeed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2024:

Standing up or laying down?....

Lil Oil Change! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ZlBctPdE88g=Mk1Kieran

Lil Oil Change! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2024:

He is going to need a far bigger jackpot than that....

Acrophobic health epiphany..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2024:

So the dog and cat are getting married?....

I gotta go to sleep!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2024:

Andy is a dick....

The rules make no sense if you ask me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Just don't keep your phone and wallet in the same pocket...

Back on the market

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Can't for the life of me imagine why... but I bet she stays on the market.

Really? I guess common sense really is in short supply. 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Sorry she is too late the anti-Christ is Putin....

I bet she redeemed them ages ago.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Forgot to put the terms and conditions on the front did you?...

I have realized something

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

But hopefully they are both wet when you do...

Wasn't that hump on the other side yesterday?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

My word....

Why do they have belly-buttons?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Because religion is stupid...

It was just a little love bite. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Well at least one of them hit the gas on the way out....

You got this right!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2024:

Neanderthals would be insulted and repulsed...

Happy Valentine's Day!!! 💘💞🎈💐🎊

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2024:

Harry Harrison.....

Valentine's Day Special

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2024:

Yet India and Russia both believe they are the cultural centers of the world...

Enjoy laughs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2024:

One of the guys I knew at a facility I was working at told me about the modeling shop there having problems with disappearing lunches out of the fridge. While numerous complaints were made to security (who incidentally had a camera in the lunch room) resulted in them reporting that nobody was ever caught raiding that lunchroom. So this person refilled a lemonade bottle with piss and left it inside. The next day security filed a complaint against him after one of the guards drank that bottle of piss... Needless to say that guard ended up being fired because stealing in a top secret aerospace facility is something of a no no...

Sounds reasonable...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2024:

People who don't know history have stupid fantasies about it...

You'll be out in no time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

Does it come in black?...

Fallen on hard times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

Now that is a fair price...

You won't have complaints from me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

Kentucky's favorite mouthwash...

I like gardening

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

Fertilize that garden patch....

You wanna know what love is You want to show her You wanna feel what love is

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

A romantic dinner for two homeless people?... Where is that vomit emoji when you need it.

A Valentine's Day tip you will thank later

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

Add a shot of 190 to the third beer and you have it made...

It's over!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

I hear a lot of MAGAs are doing that now...

Yeah, but would it be art?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

I want that shirt...

Fat Tuesday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2024:

State flower of Texas?...

Look what I found in the trash, is this yours?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2024:

People who mistreat animals should have the same mistreatment inflicted on themselves...

The polkas are the worst.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lA-V2yjw-U=%22WeirdAl%22Yankovic-Topic

The Alien , watching for weeks at work collecting for u 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2024:

Fat rodent in a hole.... Gad I love that one...

Just got home from a Superbowl party!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2024:

#1 Pretty much every conservative.... But mostly Fucker Carlson and Donnie Dumbass...

The magic is still there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2024:

I have had that pain for the last 20+ years now but it comes from the damage my body has endured...

Dedicated to one of our members we all know and (try to) ignore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2024:

It's not just one member...

So, this is where she washes her car...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2024:

His or hers?...

Sick and tired of the delusional "peacenik" crowd yammering stupidly on subjects they don't ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2024:

@William_Mary blocked for spewing Russian propaganda.

...and don't call me honey

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2024:

The one that licks you six feet away...

Nothing to see here...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2024:

No wonder they are serving pigeon these days...

How Indoctrination Works: [quora.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2024:

Look its Floraduh man spewing Russian Propaganda and calling himself a "progressive" while supporting Nazis and trying to explain "how Indoctrination Works..." "What A Maroon..." Rodger Rabbit

The Insanity of The Left is Illustrated in The Last Two Posts: First A Post in Progressives, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 9, 2024:

You really are a stupid draft dodging pile of Putin loving shit aren't you?....In less than a week there will be over 400K Russians dead or disabled and at least half of their military equipment is now destroyed.... Another 61 billion in aid means over 1 million terrorists gone and the rest of their equipment with them...Russia is already completely demoralized and weakened. This means they will be forced to withdraw from Ukraine completely including Crimea as well then accept not just defeat but end up paying for their war of aggression as well which means that WW3 will be headed off instead of Putin starting it in Europe and it spreading here. Why do you idiots always make claims based on Russian propaganda? The reason Putin is pushing so hard is he knows for a fact if he doesn't defeat Ukraine before the US breaks the GQP and starts supporting Ukraine again with military aid his dreams are toast.

Do you see it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 9, 2024:

Forever milk?...

This seems about right.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 9, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2KeF3qteDw=0Pandy0

Hard to argue with that logic. 😎👍 [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 9, 2024:

If stupid hurts then you should be in constant severe pain....

Smelvis, as close as he will ever come

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 9, 2024:

Where are the flies?... If he was on a movie poster the title of the film would be "Lard of the Flies..."

Everybody has seen it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

Looks more like she shaved her ass...

I have a feeling he's gonna win

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

The top answer being obvious....

6" twice would be better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

Or 8 if it has a lot of meat?...

You heard Supreme Court today, now hear this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

Once again we see why the GQP and Putin are so popular in Florida....

God's world is horny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

Every time I see or hear something like that I think to myself... "there is someone whose father should have used a condom while screwing his sister..."

Sooo, it is early February in Connecticut.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2024:

The red "X" in the upper right-hand corner of the picture after it uploads but before you post is to remove the picture so you can replace it...

If you remove the mystical beings from religious text, what are your thoughts on religious books?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 7, 2024:

absolute nonsense invented to either control people or explain things like gout that they had no real scientific explanation for because they were little more than goat raping savages at the time... More modern "religions" don't even have that excuse...

"Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 7, 2024:

Actually it was once considered true and excessive religion would get you committed to a mental facility...

Happy hump day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 7, 2024:

...

He is my hero

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 6, 2024:

Now that makes me wish the FSB saw me as enough of a threat to blackmail...

Pelosi logic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

More Russian propaganda...

Now double click to accept...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Which just goes to prove they do everything bigger in Texas including losing...

For your viewing pleasure and sharing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Since you ask Sgt Shitty Pants my answer is... Clean underwear, class, intelligence, compassion, talent, looks, hygiene, someone who actually cares about her, values both family and humanitarian and the ability to make a coherent sentence... What she lacks is a drug habit.

Did you get vaccinated?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Maybe we should work on a vaccine to cure stupidity while we are at it?...

Preparing for profile pics for Valentine's Day. It's gonna be a big one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Don't tell me let me guess.... He is a MAGA right?...

Some clues are coming in....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Except that due to corporate greed populations are down all over the world... So much for capitalism being wonderful...

These kids are smart

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Neither with your gas or diesel vehicle unless you plug the electrical heater for your engine... And with wind chill factors you could still be fucked... -100 degrees This depends on the type gasoline and its components. Different elements of the fuel are made from unique molecules, which will become more solid at different times. You could probably give it a range of about -40 and -200 degrees Fahrenheit, with most of it freezing at -100 degrees. What Temperature Does Gasoline Freeze? - AutoZone We would be far better off insulating the batteries and using fuel cells to charge them while using the excess heat in the winter to keep them warm while the vehicle isn't being used...

A new invention. Why not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

No flats on that bike...

Monday......ugh!!!? 🙄😞🙄😞🙄😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2024:

Waffle cat reminds me of my sister's cat...

Don't discriminate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2024:

With that big of bulge in his belly I am surprised he doesn't have a bowling pin up his ass...

Sunday Morning, still need sleep!!! 😴😴😴😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2024:

That last one really was me...

An oldie but still funny. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2024:

Wait until his buddies at work hear about that tip...

So i am back in my 3rd incarnation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2024:

This time put all your info on a USB drive so when you have problems like this you have all your login credentials in text form on the drive so you can get back into your accounts.

Oh, yeah, okay, whatever! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2024:

Are you sure that isn't Pupperoni and dog fart?

yea you could live on them things

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2024:

And it sure beats possum.... I mean you can still live on possum but it tastes like shit.

Now that she's being replaced...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2024:

Since there is talk of her being disbarred this might be her only option....

[youtu.be] A classic comedic juggling routine for Ronnie & Co.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2024:

What a shame just think if that axe head had slipped off we could have been spared at least some of Raygun's bad policies...

I have stopped looking for love.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2024:

We should really send a thank you letter to the pathetic far right-wing assholes who are attacking her... Just think of all the people they are alienating simply because she wouldn't fuck losers like them even if they had money and bathed more than once a year. I doubt seriously any Taylor Swift fan would vote conservative anymore even with a gun to her head and she has way more followers than all the GQP combined.

Texas proud

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2024:

#1 in lining their border with razor wire... #1 in treason... #50 in infrastructure... #1 in people freezing to death in winter needlessly...

Zelensky, we love you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2024:

They have food already what they need is something to defeat the army of Orcs bombing their people and trying to destroy them .... again. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/1/31/2220601/-Ukraine-Invasion-Day-708-From-Kyiv-in-3-days-to-we-captured-19-houses-on-the-edge-of-Avdiivka

I have stopped looking for love.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2024:

Well you could always get a mail order bride from Florida...

Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex | Michael Stone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2024:

But a priest raping an altarboy isn't?....

Stupidity Competition's all time big winners declared. Please give a big hand.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Hindu stupidity copied by goat rapists...

Tonight, an artist will be doing a painting of us on black velvet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Usually that person lacking humor is a Trumpanzee that spotted your post making fun of their action zero....

Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" in America quite like 200 White Supremacists marching in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2024:

Looks like a good place to drop some Napalm....

Its almost your break time?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2024:

So he could bribe that cop with a few dozen donuts to let him go?...

Don't to go river Ganges if you visit India, it is one of the dirtiest, if not the dirtiest

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2024:

If you have ever read the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett The river Ankh is so dirty people don't drown in it if they do fall "into" it they just get up and walk off... I think he was just poking fun at the Ganges as he did with many people and places in the real world. Discworld is just a fun house mirror of our reality.

A dashing employee - hardly

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2024:

Hey I remember working with guys like him...

Be sure to turn the sound on [tribel.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2024:

They want you to create an account to view this...

I want to see rapid deterioration of religion before I die.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2024:

It has been lately but the religious are still in denial even though they are now outnumbered...

I wish I thought about saying I was stung by a dick, way back when I was pregnant and people would ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2024:

Must be talking about the site owner...

did you find waldo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2024:

Right here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kY=InsideEdition

LMAO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2024:

I saw a new nickname for him.... Dementia Donny...

Trump Ordered by Jury to Pay E.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2024:

The Lamb bites back...

I have never been a Kansas City Chiefs fan, but I guess I'll be rooting for them this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2024:

Where can I buy a ticket to watch him do it?...

Did you hear? Finally a much needed help in Texas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2024:

Going to be about the only lane that has anyone in it in the Deep South....

Yeah, once they rolled on and ruled this Earth with unmatched size and strength.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Just think about the size of those drumsticks...

Not if they plan to do that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Just think though how much about physics those kids are about to learn...

White supremacy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Hermann Melville would have hit that with his harpoon....

He wasn't wrong if you asked me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Is she what is called a lead digger?... I know she was going for the gold but considering what she ended up with...

Fix your door first before helping your child.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Is that kissing booth in Ireland?....