I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Imagine if her husband finds out what his brother is doing....

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Sam Adams and Fosters...

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar So am I but I buy good beer...

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Why not then you can both have a good laugh and she can give him funny looks while laughing...

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar LMAO he never even noticed and probably was proud that he was able to drink so much...

Memes: Trump success edition.....

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Yep, that's the comprehensive list. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@zeuser Kind of what I was thinking.... We must have some slow ones here...

Memes: Trump success edition.....

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Yep, that's the comprehensive list. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

I am wondering how many people didn't get it....

Memes: Trump success edition.....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I had to think for a second. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

Thankfully you weren't eating or drinking anything when it clicked....

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Or better yet next time you get together with your daughter around his mother tell your daughter "that lesbian is sending me pictures of her clit again how do I stop her..."

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar I think I was about 9 at the time I drank those beers but I didn't bother telling him my friends and I were raiding the outdoors beer fridge that was used to pay my grandfather for working around the neighborhood...

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Well the next time he sends you a dick pic tell him "no thanks I am not a lesbian... "

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Certainly not one as dumb as that eh?...

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar My father didn't make a big thing out of it and told me "if you think you can handle it just go get one and we will see" so I went over and drank two cans of beer while he watched. Then he asked if I was drunk yet so I asked him back "you can get drunk on this stuff? excuse me I have to pee"

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Oh you cradle robber you...

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar When I went into high school I was 5'8" and weighed 112 pounds but a bottle of that wouldn't have given me a buzz...

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Just keeps coming home with a different STD each time?...

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Sounds pretty wimpy at 40 proof.... Was it liquid butt crack or something?...

Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...

racocn8 comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I have a no soliciting sign and I still get them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

You can find one of these on Ebay but you better hurry they are selling out fast... https://www.ebay.com/itm/404267109634

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar I can't imagine why.... I bet she is sick and tired of supporting him....

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar He does sound like a little bitch who still needs his mommy to live...

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar In her basement?...

Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar My cats like to play "Hungry, Hungry Kitties" all the time...

Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Worse than the poor guy who cleans up the doggy park after hours.... https://youtu.be/wbw2VSfUGbw?si=RtP7p8dlN_UjoCxA&t=173

Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

Only person I can think of is the guy who has to clean up the mess...

These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I guess they like fat asses.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

Somebody needs to put rainbow stickers on their bikes...

These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I wonder if anyone has pointed it out to them yet...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

Most likely they are wondering why everyone is laughing at them...

Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2024:

That is a true classic. 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:

Zelenskyy broke up when he told him the punchline didn't he?.... Just goes to show that even the religious can appreciate atheist humor...

A new campaign ad

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Musk got burned on that one in a hurry didn't he.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@EricJones He needs to give up and move to Russia so he can be drafted into a meat wave...

A new campaign ad

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Musk got burned on that one in a hurry didn't he.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

Since he became a Donny fan boy everything he touches dies....

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@St-Sinner Don't forget Russia....and Eastern Europe...

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@St-Sinner Read up on the Turks..... the Mongols did control large sections of China if I remember correctly....

Been sick, called in today and for tomorrow, hoping to feel better by Friday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Where can I get that toilet paper.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar I used to buy storage at auctions and ended up with hundreds of those things.... Used them for everything from fire starters to toilet paper. I used to get several of them from each jailbird unit when they went back and in one I found 8 bibles from the prison the guy was in...

Been sick, called in today and for tomorrow, hoping to feel better by Friday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Where can I get that toilet paper.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@Fernapple My sister would NEVER come over to use my bathroom again...

So many single people out there stop wondering why.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

But I need to do something with my hands lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

Well now that my Pectoral muscle has finally healed I can get back to work on my house... So much for my three weeks off.

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

one more

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

@glennlab The human race as a whole.... And they wonder why the birthrate is down. https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/762783/so-many-single-people-out-there-stop-wondering-why-the-answer-is-simple-people-are-assholes-and

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

one more

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

What in the name of fuck is wrong with us?...

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

I got nothin'

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

When I was a child I had a sense of wonder about the world but today I just wonder...

Conservative "science..." [youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Hope he votes for a woman, then he can go and fuck himself

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:

From the way he talks I would think he is Gay.... After all he seems to think being female is a bad thing....

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@puff "Winning...."

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@puff Hey dumbass this isn't just me saying it China has already started taking over parts of Russia on the Pacific coast and colonizing them...

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@St-Sinner Even their "glorious past" is mostly invented and the truth is that it was always minor kingdoms squabbling over each other's land and resources in the name of "glory" while squandering their wealth. Their caste system kept them little more than barbarians and still does when if they had rid themselves of it 4,000 years ago they could have become one of the most prosperous and advanced cultures the world has ever seen... Many of its wonders were built by those who conquered India from China and today they have reverted to backwards squabbling, impoverished and ignorant but arrogant fools who are on the verge of economic, social and environmental collapse and refuse to see it...

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@puff Coming soon to Ukraine....

Conservative "science..." [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Spoken like an Incel pussy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

I suspect he may also be inbred....

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@puff More proof you are a complete idiot that is completely incapable of understanding what is really going on.... Didn't you hear about the latest Russian heavy bomber that shoots itself down shortly after takeoff because all the engines being built are defective?.... Then there is the Ukrainian strike against the Russian heavy bomber base in the Arctic 1,100 miles away, The information they sent to Malia in Africa that wiped out a large number of Wagner troops and now not only are their drones starting to down Russian helos but they hit Russian forces in Syria at their main airbase in a major blow...

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2024:

@St-Sinner Dealing with Russia can be hazardous to your economic health ask anyone stupid enough to do it.... China it seems has been playing games with them and is getting natural gas for the same subsidized rate that Russian consumers do which means Putin's new pipeline to sell them gas will never be paid for and it is in fact costing Russia more to produce gas to sell China than the revenues from selling it... Looks to me like Xi is ruthlessly bleeding Putin dry and will claim part of Siberia after Russia loses the war so they can claim its resources...

Bessie got played once again.

Betty comments on Jul 29, 2024:

If my loose change begins to talk to me, it will be time to send me to the loony bin....🤣 Fun set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2024:

@glennlab more likely someone used the wrong type of mushrooms in her spaghetti sauce....

She shoots, she scores.... [x.com]

racocn8 comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Vance may be married, but he behaves exactly like an Incel. He can deny using a couch to masturbate, but only his fellow repressed Christian fascists will believe him (or say that they do).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2024:

She did rip him a good one you have to admit....

I don't believe him....

Betty comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Methinks he doth protest too much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2024:

You know what they say..... "the more cushion the better the pushin'..."

I don't believe him....

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Go through his bank account and look to see if he paid any plush money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2024:

Or cushion support?....

Great advise...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

My dream is to make it to the bathroom in time. (without stepping on a dog or cat)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2024:

I have two cats but they both sleep curled up next to me on the bed.... I just have to worry about getting untangled.

Not only a terrible golfer but he can't even cheat right.

racocn8 comments on Jul 27, 2024:

The take-home lesson here is that Trump LOVES to cheat. For him, cheating is the ONLY way to play because it casts him as a success; he pulled the wool over everyone else's eyes. Success is all about the cheating done to get there. That Trump will seek to cheat in the election becomes not just a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@racocn8 You mean holding it upside down...

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@Flyingsaucesir Putin is insane and getting worse as everything around him is disintegrating. He is still convinced he is going to win just like Trump is. They are both delusional narcissists.

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@puff Had a friend once who died a few years back who had a saying that applies to you.... "Stuck on stupid..." and that is you all over.... At the currant rates of Russian losses the personnel losses will exceed 600,000 well before the end of next month. Russia is also losing so much weaponry that if the war drags on until 2025 they will be fighting it with sling shots instead of firearms... This is a war of attrition that is not going to end well for Russia... https://x.com/Telegraph/status/1816479941648687397?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1816479941648687397%7Ctwgr%5E48babdb7ce4952ca541ec07deeb70c398371462d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F7%2F25%2F2257969%2F-Ukraine-Invasion-Day-884-drones-damaged-infrastructure-in-Zhytomyr-Oblast

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@puff You really are a stupid motherfucker aren't you?... If you want the truth why not ask this Russian? FYI the Russian advances are minuscule and getting smaller they are losing massive amounts of men and material... Ukraine has begun to take back the initiative in some areas and is pushing the Russians out... You should lay off the propaganda sites they rot your brain. https://youtu.be/npX-oOOYJJg https://youtu.be/qHssl9T-n54

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@puff Russia doesn't have much purchasing power, economic assets or military assets anymore. They wasted them all starting an illegal and badly thought out war in Ukraine who is now stronger than they were when the war started while Russia is demonstrably weaker and becoming politically unstable as well... The Russian infrastructure is falling apart and people are taking to the streets to protest the lack of electricity. Crime is becoming rampant, Russia has already lost a third of its air defense platforms and most of its refinery capability. Much of what they should be putting into preparing for winter is being diverted to fight Ukraine. Now Russian politicians and bankers are going to be allowed to carry not just pistols but assault rifles to protect themselves from the general population. Needless to say the gun control laws there did not allow this before and the bill is now in the hand of the Dumas...

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@Flyingsaucesir He is a complete and utter idiot isn't he?.... He actually thinks the Russian economy is "doing fine" even though their central bank just raised the interest rate to 18% and is already talking about raising it to 20%... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OuBIyK8C6E=KyivPost And of course Russian oil is cheap now and India is selling gasoline cheap (since nobody in India can afford it anymore because their economy is shit) after all the Russian shadow fleet is now under sanctions and if caught in International waters is subject to seizure... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOJBmUIks6M=JoeBlogs And in a further blow to the Russian economy the Ruble is no longer an International currency so Putin's BRICS alliance is all but dead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUpSbrWLWW0=JoeBlogs

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@Flyingsaucesir @puff is always wrong because he gets his information from Russian propagandists... You can always tell when they are lying because their lips are moving. Kind of like Trump's...

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@puff Smarter than you are and that is a fact... India on the other hand is not so smart... exactly like you.

Not only a terrible golfer but he can't even cheat right.

racocn8 comments on Jul 27, 2024:

The take-home lesson here is that Trump LOVES to cheat. For him, cheating is the ONLY way to play because it casts him as a success; he pulled the wool over everyone else's eyes. Success is all about the cheating done to get there. That Trump will seek to cheat in the election becomes not just a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

And then there is this... https://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1817011421344858449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1817011421344858449%7Ctwgr%5Ebb6d55dd14926151a63dda233ea5adcdd0690ccc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F7%2F26%2F2258468%2F-Did-you-hear-what-this-psychopathic-freak-just-said

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Never forget, Nord Stream was blown up by genocide Joe, the largest single human release of hydrocarbons into the environment ever. And the Democrat war machine eg how much emissions have been generated by NATO expansionist agenda? If Trump stops war, he will do more for the environment than the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@puff That is not what Europe has to say about shutting off Russian gas.... Except for Hungary and Turkey who have been helping Putin.... You ignorant arrogant fuckwit... https://www.iea.org/commentaries/europe-has-taken-its-energy-destiny-back-into-its-own-hands

Harpoons away matey.... [youtu.be]

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Harpoons or syringes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq76QSlRiPo

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

In your case a syringe containing Thorazine seems appropriate...

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

If running mates can demand debates from contenders, why doesn't Biden debate Vance?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

@puff You think?.... I am amazed that you believe you can.... So far I have yet to see evidence of much in the way of any brain activity on your part...

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Harris the official nominee yet? No. She is piss weak who refuses to get her incompetent boss removed and assume the lead right now. What's the matter? She scared?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

@glennlab I don't think he is an Aussie he seems to be more of a Russian troll...

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Harris the official nominee yet? No. She is piss weak who refuses to get her incompetent boss removed and assume the lead right now. What's the matter? She scared?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

@puff And this is the top pick of the GQP .... a guy who is so bad at golfing that he has to cheat to even finish the game... https://youtu.be/VkX4sQ3Rz6A

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

If running mates can demand debates from contenders, why doesn't Biden debate Vance?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

because Biden is NOT a running mate dumbass....

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Harris the official nominee yet? No. She is piss weak who refuses to get her incompetent boss removed and assume the lead right now. What's the matter? She scared?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj5QHVnhEg=CLIFF%27SEDGE

Big scaredy cat!

puff comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Harris the official nominee yet? No. She is piss weak who refuses to get her incompetent boss removed and assume the lead right now. What's the matter? She scared?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2024:

Actually she is doing better than Donnie Dumbass is...

Have you heard?

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

He's gonna wish that kid had aimed 2 inches to the right.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2024:

A lot further than that he wasn't hit by a bullet he was hit by glass from the teleprompter... That kid was a really shitty shot.

Don't worry Stormy says his are so small they would fit through the mesh....

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Or you could stick them up your nose, that works too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2024:

The mask or Trump's balls?...

She did it her way...not my way!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I am pretty sure that record is held by Trump.... He has held every dictator in the world balls in his mouth...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2024:

@EricJones With 1fakeriot next in line....

Lottery win.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

If I win the lottery nobody will know about it that is after all what lawyers and trusts are for...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2024:

@Mcfluwster If he got elected I would convert it to untraceable wealth and disappear...

The 10 states with the lowest quality of life.

Flyingsaucesir comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Aren't those all Republican-led states? 🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2024:

Exactly...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a feisty kickoff to her presidential campaign, Vice President ...

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Going for the bone spur deferment from the debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@glennlab It would at least make sure he was no longer around to incite violence...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a feisty kickoff to her presidential campaign, Vice President ...

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Going for the bone spur deferment from the debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

Maybe we will get lucky the next time one of his own takes a potshot at him....

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Unless they ask me to support their delusions then I just tell them to go fuck themselves...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Some of them not so much...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Which makes me far from sad.... It does however bother the living shit out of stupid people...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Why?...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Not at all....

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

There goes @michelle666gar home with her shopping...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar Hey 5 cents is 5 cents...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@Betty Less than zero....

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

There goes @michelle666gar home with her shopping...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar And I would catch it then cash it in...

Available in two designs

michelle666gar comments on Jul 22, 2024:

That's grooming for the priests, they stick that in you so they can.........

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2024:

https://youtu.be/mEHUzNWnh5M?si=pwRXMjoxvBlnsEca

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar I probably have a few less then that even...

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Damned new crop of musicians are light weight. Send her to the Hank Williams, George Jones,Doors, Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse school of music and entertainment drinking school.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2024:

You forgot Joan Jett...

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar I am a boomer and you know how many fucks I give...

Seems like Trumpanzee wankers are everywhere these days and you can't even have a nice lunch with ...

anglophone comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Trumpanzee: A peculiarly dangerous form of idiot who finds it much easier to pull a trigger than to use his own brain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2024:

Omegas who try to dress up as alphas and are only fooling themselves while they wonder why women want nothing to do with them... Vile and disgusting lower lifeforms that are afraid of their own shadows.

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Home Depot, I've been tempted to do that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2024:

The little girl I babysit called me bald Friday so I told her to watch out for "she-bears" because that is what the bible says happens to kids who call old guys bald... When I told her mother that she laiughed...

I hear Walmarts hiring!?!🤷🏻‍♂️😇🙏 [yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2024:

They are always hiring because they treat their underpaid employees like slaves...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@Aaron70 And I can't think of a more fitting punishment for a preacher than to be forced to work at a shit company like Walmart or McDonalds...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Well your astroturf outfit calling itself "Pass the Torch" just held a "rally" telling Biden it was "time to go..." Apparently they could only find (or pay) 30 people to show up.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/20/2256177/-Yeah-right-voters-Want-Biden-Out-So-why-did-only-30-people-show-up-to-the-Pass-the-Torch-Rally?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web Meanwhile the Kremlin just endorsed JD Vance... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/20/2256164/-For-the-first-time-in-our-history-a-blood-soaked-Kremlin-official-endorses-a-VP-candidate LMAO even Hillary backed off trying to get another shot at the Whitehouse and is now backing Biden... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/20/2256136/-The-Clintons-Back-Biden?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin I think you haven't looked at his recent record like forgiving student loans... That really pissed off many of those donors and they turned on him...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin This has happened before this late in the game and it reduces the chance of winning to zero... This has been proven. They can't even figure out who to run against Trump... It is a bunch of Billionaire financed Hillary-wing fucks that are causing this problem instead of supporting Biden and losing their major donors...

Seems like Trumpanzee wankers are everywhere these days and you can't even have a nice lunch with ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 20, 2024:

You are my hero, and I too have faced them down in public and shamed them, altho I only do it in places with witnesses, in case they have firearms or are a danger of hitting me for telling them what I think of them. My friends think I'm foolish to risk this with them, but I guess I am just too angry...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Pull a gun on an unarmed man here and go to prison for a very long time while the person who kicked your ass for pulling that gun walks away without charges...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Which polling?... The ones done by the corporate news?... The same asswipes who donate to Trump like Elon Musk?... The only reason they are trying to force Biden out is to prevent him from raising taxes on the upper 1% and put in Trump who has promised to give them more tax cuts...

Seems like Trumpanzee wankers are everywhere these days and you can't even have a nice lunch with ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 20, 2024:

You are my hero, and I too have faced them down in public and shamed them, altho I only do it in places with witnesses, in case they have firearms or are a danger of hitting me for telling them what I think of them. My friends think I'm foolish to risk this with them, but I guess I am just too angry...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin I have zero fucks to give to such a pathetic jackass and it isn't necessary to be stronger just faster and know how to disarm and disable your opponent... If he forces me to react I will shove those nose rings so far into his sinuses he will be shitting them out the next day.

Seems like Trumpanzee wankers are everywhere these days and you can't even have a nice lunch with ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 20, 2024:

You are my hero, and I too have faced them down in public and shamed them, altho I only do it in places with witnesses, in case they have firearms or are a danger of hitting me for telling them what I think of them. My friends think I'm foolish to risk this with them, but I guess I am just too angry...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

I make sure I am close enough to disarm and shove a gun up their ass. It isn't legal to carry a firearm in California without a permit but it sure as hell is legal for me to do what is needed if he pulls one out. I don't need a gun...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin If you oust Biden this late you will end up with Trump there is nobody to replace him. If you want Trump keep talking shit about Biden based on one debate because he was exhausted from two trips and negotiating with dickheads over seas trying to clean up the messes caused by Trump, Putin and Orban... You want to know what this is really about?... It is about Billionaires not wanting to pay their fair share of taxes.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/19/2255934/-It-Was-Never-About-the-Debate?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Do your research then and stop trusting the Hillary branch of the DNC they are the ones who gave us Trump to begin with...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Considering it was done by an actual NEUROLOGIST instead of a general practitioner who was court martialed for handing out drugs on request like Trump was you can be sure that Biden's is real.... FYI the Neurologist was INDEPENDENT not "Biden's personal doctor" ... Do some fucking research instead of listening to Hillary Clinton and the Republicans...

It is the RNC edition .

Theresa_N comments on Jul 19, 2024:

If you think Biden is competant than just have him evaluated by a neurologist. It's clear to me hes not competent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin That already has happened as it is a part of the yearly examination of the president.... He passed with flying colors each time while Trump would have failed any exam given by a competent neurologist.... Instead Trump's exam was given by the Candyman...