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This is how I found out that I am a cat.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:
I am a cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@Betty My ex-wife was 3 years older than me and yes it does apply to our generation we just considered it "normal" because of the paternalistic culture we grew up in...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@michelle666gar Did you see Deadpool and Wolverine?... The scene at his party where the TVA shows up and he mistakes them for strippers?...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:
@michelle666gar Deadpool would not approve...
This is how I found out that I am a cat.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:
I am a cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyBcSuqLo3k=Shoe0nHead
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@EricJones
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@EricJones Actually I said "lap dance" though a table dance is the same thing.... What would break or be crushed would be the person receiving it...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:
@michelle666gar Bet your first thought when you caught on went something like.... "that son of a bitch..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBloET5r2c=RightPlight
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@EricJones And the NFL doesn't do lap dances...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar I love it when people keep thinking WTF did he mean by that...
I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar I would think a strip club would be better...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar Figure out the name....
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Betty comments on May 3, 2025:
Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@Betty Depends on what she looks like... I might prefer Sage...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@michelle666gar Be honest how long did that take you?...
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Betty comments on May 3, 2025:
Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
I am still wondering what runs on rosemary...
Why? Be-CAAAAWS.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:
Psychics never seem to see it coming do they?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
@zeuser Perhaps they should stop turning a blind eye to the future...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
annewimsey500 comments on May 3, 2025:
The lip gloss....If Only.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:
...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:
Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
Could be worse.... Richard N Diaz...
Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.
CrazySkeptic comments on May 2, 2025:
Replace the gorilla with an orangutan and market it as MAGA LIP GLOSS. It already in an orange package.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
@zeuser Geeze I hope so....
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:
@Betty I have one feral that allows me to pick him up and hold him like a baby.... In looks you could not distinguish him from a full blood Egyptian Mao except I how the parentage on his mother's side. He was born feral and is now like his mother fixed as are nearly every feral in the neighborhood now...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar If only we could get so lucky...
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Nobody owns a cat and as you say the cat may tolerate them but if it isn't happy it just up and leaves.... Maybe it finds someone it likes or it just goes feral. Cats are too independent to stay where they aren't happy. I take care of several ferals in my area and many of them come when I call and accept my touch as well as a few letting me pick them up.
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Cats always choose their pets...
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar And yet he is the one who adopted me...
The bimbo and the lush, quite the administration we got here.
michelle666gar comments on May 1, 2025:
They're so full of hate and lies, some of it is comical but most of it is frightening!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Laughter is sometimes the best medicine.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/5/1/2319884/-Town-Hall-Audience-Laughs-at-Trump-s-Claim-He-s-Made-no-Mistakes?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web
Bad influence? I dunno, I learned a lot from you fucking heathens. LOL
EricJones comments on May 1, 2025:
Those girls have nothing on my dogs (7 shih tzu's) bath day.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
I bet they do once you get them in the bath... https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu-sn=fs&q=deadpool+i+am+so+wet+right+now#fpstate=ive=cid:ad210301,vid:QeinqTFQK50,st:0
Bad influence? I dunno, I learned a lot from you fucking heathens. LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
I want a GF just like her....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty Easy problem to solve with a collar, a leash and a ball gag....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar If he did buy coke you can bet the dealer wouldn't put coke or baby laxatives in it....
When mom gives you clothes you hate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:
My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar He has been doing it off and on for about 15 years now ever since I brought him home.
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Rumor has it he snorts Adderall which could also account for it...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Happens when you constantly shit your pants...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Christians only care about children before they are born.... Once they are born the lazy little bastards should be working factory jobs.
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5YKJNJvgxs=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Trump is now pushing a plan to pay women to have children...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar As well as full ofit...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXVYSV4Xcs=BowWowWowVEVO
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Today you could add some morning after pills just in case...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar I think he shot out of her ass...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Two great tastes....
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Should have told him :church girls are easy" but make sure if you knock them up they have no idea what your name is or where you are from...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar He is such a piece of shit I am sure he was an anal baby...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Orangutan AIDS...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Sounds like Reese's Pieces....
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Ahhh an "instructional" moment...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Abortion can be a good thing....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Orange AIDS...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Have a Kool Aide party?...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar And here I thought fucking it up was the whole idea.... Silly me.
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Most of them under the age of 12 no doubt.
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Worse than nails on a chalk board...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Lots of performance artists in the world... Trump is one also and I could live without both of them...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar As long as she doesn't flood her engine...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar As long as she takes it easy on the gas...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar At least he wasn't worshiping altarboy's ass...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Gentlemen start her engine...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Not always in the beginning...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2025:
WTF is on that pizza?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Depends on the maker....
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Based in Colorado.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Church_of_Cannabis
Star Trek: Strange new memes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
People keep bragging about their plans with unlimited data when they only use about 3GB per month telling me it "only" costs them about 150.00 a month... I get that for 20.00 a month and get better service than they do...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty My way is so much more fun...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Hopefully the one they elected doesn't buttfuck them...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2025:
WTF is on that pizza?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Fetuses.... Christian cannibal style pizza...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser Even a good set of hearing protectors can't filter out that horrible screeching....
Just once, just one time.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Where can I get a set of those coffee cups?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser Only a few select people....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser 16" to the right and we would have been spared Yoko's singing....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar Actually it was about guns and Yoko Ono....
Just once, just one time.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Where can I get a set of those coffee cups?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar Great for when company comes over to visit....
Star Trek: Strange new memes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
People keep bragging about their plans with unlimited data when they only use about 3GB per month telling me it "only" costs them about 150.00 a month... I get that for 20.00 a month and get better service than they do...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@Betty Nah I ask them how many bars they have on their phone right then. Often enough it is 2 or 3 then show them mine which is nearly always at 5.... They get even more upset when I tell them my rate has never increased in the 10+ years I have had my service and I don't even have a contract...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar And just look where that got Lennon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTb_ghUbtg=JustaBeatlesfan
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@Betty Post op?....
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty Look Who is Talking.....
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty The movie must be banned in Canada is all I can think of....
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty You never saw the movie "A View to a Kill" did you?....
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty I don't see why...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty Oddly it plays for me... you might have to go to youtube and sign in... Either that or Canada has banned Monte Python and the Holy Grail as subversive...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9B7fBPhWzU=YouTubeMovies
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty They sleep about 18 hours a day and I am awake at least 18 hours a day.... The only way to reconcile our schedules is with a time machine...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty Happens all the time in my house.... I am owned by two cats...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty I get bored easily and found a lot of good movies there but really despise the shitty scammer type ads. I have used adblock for years and it helps removing the ads and preventing data collection by people who sell my information for profit...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty The entire movie is available on youtube free with ads right now but adblock plus eliminates the ads...
Hmmm, maybe I'll check out Instagram for some fowl influencers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2025:
And the man in charge brings them right back....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 25, 2025:
@zeuser It seemed appropriate to the conversation...
Hmmm, maybe I'll check out Instagram for some fowl influencers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2025:
And the man in charge brings them right back....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 25, 2025:
@zeuser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ZaUDUiwc=PaulSimonVEVO
Be careful when the "p" is silent.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2025:
Is that Aeroflot?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 24, 2025:
@zeuser They seem able to find pretty much anything but competent pilots and leaders who aren't corrupt...
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
pedigojr comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Catholic Church and modern times is an oxymoron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 24, 2025:
@pedigojr It was never "benign" it was always about political control...
Sometimes people just ignore your boundaries.
glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2025:
Kids!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
I used to look at people in the grocery store and say "neighbor's kids..."
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
pedigojr comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Catholic Church and modern times is an oxymoron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
The least they could do is bring it a little out of the dark ages.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhYqeGp_Do=TheTomLehrerWisdomChannel
Get the wet straw ready, We need some white smoke
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2025:
Silver lining: Maybe we can go back to priests hiring prostitutes and give the poor altar boys a break. 🤪
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
You mean bring back the good old days when priests had 4 wives and concubines?....
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2025:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
@michelle666gar I am sure the least we could expect is them sharting their pants...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2025:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
@michelle666gar You should find a group of Texans who are interested in printing these out and distributing them to the MAGAs there...
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzX622NJJ6M=ElonTrump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zChN71wKRpY=Sean%27sMusicHunt
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Works just fine ask Flo and Eddie by the fireside....
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty It would neverthestill work....
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Disguise it as a display for a new product like spray deodorant , pay for optimal placement and with a small explosive charge on the bottom of the can it will take off like a rocket.... That would rid a convention hall of roaches in seconds... Not telling anyone to do it mind you but if it did happen I doubt many people would shed tears over something like that happening... I certainly wouldn't.
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Worth it....
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
And he would have put a hit on Vance.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@glennlab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipticshJfg=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I like that they adopted a kitten...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty Well since they get married while running for their lives and he knocks her up you could say the plot is at least unusual...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty That book I mention is not a Female Fuck book.... The main character is ex-military and missing a leg so he writes from necessity and his partner in crime is a 200 year old woman...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty Try Heinlein's book titled "the Cat Who Walked Through Walls" the main character was a writer of those trash novels...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I skimmed through a few to see why women liked them so much... They were horrible with the same stupid plots over and over again... Really boring shit though I got books on other subjects like spacetime theory which I found really enjoyable.
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I used to buy and sell storage and got a lot of those books. We had a coop store and they used to fly off the shelves...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty "Romance novels"...

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