Another one for the ladies... [media1.tenor.com]

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I thought that was so cute until the end!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

You should know me better by now...

Catholic Priests Ran Child Porn Ring Out Of Pittsburgh Diocese | Michael Stone

TimBo1 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

All molesters should be put to death. It is a fact that they cannot be cured and to casterate them ,they will progress to murders to fulfill the sick impulse . And these priest that are doing this to kids and all the people that are covering up for them and allowing this to happen and continue it ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

We have a lot of nice islands in Alaska we can send them all to along with the rapists, murderers, and Trumpanzee terrorists.... They can live out their lives peacefully without hurting anyone but themselves and each other.... Just give them some farming supplies and a few live stock and the rest is up to them...

Imagine how "patriotic" you have to be to cut off child support if your kid joins the military.

callmedubious comments on Jun 10, 2019:

actually, hitler served with distinction as a motorcycle dispatch rider in WW1 & was awarded the iron cross.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

While Trump...

Imagine how "patriotic" you have to be to cut off child support if your kid joins the military.

Seeker3CO comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Why do any of us care about tRump anymore?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

You better care enough to get him out as well as the Republicans in your state that are now trying to recall liberals that were duly elected to office for bullshit reasons...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood All your bullshit and you live in a state that if you didn't receive subsidies from the one I live in you would be living in Somalia 2.0.... Hell you are most of the way there now...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Impeachment is both political and criminal....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Not going to argue with you because you are accepting the Wall Street party line... If several senators are caught in a RICO conspiracy the Senate has no choice but to convict or be added as accessories....

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Mental disorders are for conservatives and Trumpanzees....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Once the house presents articles of impeachment McConnell and Graham are both dead as far as anything goes they have no say and can't do anything ..... No votes, no bills, zero authority and the Senate leadership is taken over by the Democrats.... There are several other GOP senators who can easily be added to the impeachment list which gives the Democrats a solid majority to convict them all....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

If the house impeaches the criminals like Graham and McConnell in the senate conviction won't be a problem but Pelosi refuses to charge her friends for their criminal actions.... Also impeachment is the first step towards conviction and criminal proceedings which end with them in prison where they belong...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Aww seems she got buthurt I was about to tell her that Pelosi also blocked impeachment proceedings against the Shrub for his illegal wire taps of American citizens.... W was a close personal friend of Bill Clinton...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@genessa By refusing to start impeachment proceedings she is helping him get re-elected.... So tell us oh wise one of those "100 pieces of great legislation she pushed through the house" how many of them are going to get past McConnell?... He past record includes bank deregulation, legalization of Adjustable rate mortgages, helping pass the Clinton-Gingrich welfare reform act, and a lot of other shit.... Also she was a big part of the Clinton crime bill that put so many people in prison for minor "crimes" for extended periods of time...

Separating Facts About Clergy Abuse From Fiction

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

#1 False #2 It doesn't cause it but it makes it more likely to happen... #3 The only statement in this post that is completely factual... #4 Bullshit they still protect pedophile priests from the law...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Antidronefreeman I prefer a steel drum and 100 pounds of thermite....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@genessa Yes it is true.... Completely and utterly true which is why she has a lower favourably rating than Trump does... Look at her voting record she is a personal recruit of Hillary Clinton and has always back the Wall Street owned policies of the Third Way Dems.... No different from Biden...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@KKGator Mueller has already recommended McConnell, Trump, and others for impeachment because they can't be charged by the DOJ while in office they have to be impeached first... He has also mentioned Barr as a target for impeachment as well and if charged Trump can NOT pardon anyone...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@KKGator "Can you impeach a senator?" Yes and you can also impeach a member of the Supreme court.... Don't believe it try telling it to William Blount... https://history.house.gov/Institution/Impeachment/Impeachment-List/

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

So enlighten us o wise one.... Actually it can work that way there is no rule against handing down multiple letters of impeachment for their criminal activities... We just need a house leader with the balls to do it instead of political grandstanding...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Been telling people for a long time she is just another Republican with a "D" behind her name on the ballot...

It's evolution baby... [facebook.com]

Duchess comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Damn when the fireworks filled basket came back to ground someone had to have been injured/burned/killed !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Hopefully the guy who thought this up was in the basket...

Question for the guys.

KITDFOHS comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I never had any work, so they must have been bad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Maybe they just weren't bad enough...

"Think of it as evolution in action..." [facebook.com]

Athena comments on Jun 9, 2019:

How is this evolution in action?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

https://darwinawards.com/

Reddit - atheism - My boyfriend is a Christian and I'm agnostic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Christians can't understand because they believe in a lack of evidence.... To put this in prospective you see a red piece of fruit and taste it calling it an apple.... He sees that same piece of fruit and says "I have faith that is an orange..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@m16566 With as complete lack of evidence to back up that conclusion...

It's evolution baby... [facebook.com]

Kynlei comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I saw that the other day. Whoever thought that was a good idea probably needs a one way trip to outer space.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Hopefully they were in the balloon.... That would only be fitting...

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

Robecology comments on Jun 9, 2019:

If you do Facebook....go to "Learn" then click on "promote us"....you get plenty of points for sharing a link to any group you're in on FB.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Last I checked 6 of my friends have already come over with nearly 70 checking the place out....

Question for the guys.

Moravian comments on Jun 9, 2019:

My magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties. Oh you are ?. It must be an hour fast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Moravian I did it on a dare when a guy who was trying to get into her pants and failing was complaining and I told him she just saw him for the loser he was.... I knew she had a weird sense of humor so when I used the line since she knew me it was funny. Afterwards I explained the situation to her and she really cracked up....

Question for the guys.

Moravian comments on Jun 9, 2019:

My magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties. Oh you are ?. It must be an hour fast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

I actually got a date from a girl in high school saying "excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you have a very nice ass?..." She cracked up and we went out that weekend... Gad I was an obnoxious little shit back then...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Like I said.... You keep insisting on proving that I am right which means I am correct about your lack of character... completely disproving your assertion that I am indulging in any ad hominem...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

EyesThatSmile comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I just got level 8...i pick number 1, thanks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@glennlab Looks like a butthead if you ask me....

I see a lot of people here asking "how can you own a church?

webbew1 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I can't help but wonder how much the person who invented the church of the flying spaghetti monster has pocketed. Even though everybody knows that the whole thing was clearly meant to be a joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

Actually I don't think he makes much as he runs it more as a way to organize and protest religion in politics. He is a PHD in physics if I remember and makes good money without resorting to conning money from the gullible...

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Why would anyone throw you out of the house?... I don't understand parents who do things like that honestly it makes me angry that anyonme could have a child that they thought so little of that they wouldn't work with them to help them through their problems or in the case of a child being Gay or ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Remember that just because you forgive someone who has caused you harm doesn't mean you always have to accept them back or trust them. I forgive those who hurt me but they have to regain my trust to be back in my life...

Speaking to family about religion

LimitedLight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

"Owns" his own church? And, your "parents" *includes* your "Papa". Sincere or spam?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@LimitedLight If you are independent you own that church... The licence, space, and everything is in YOUR NAME.... Hell you don't even really need to be ordained except to make your claims to the Sheeple more "credible..." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/start-your-own-church_n_55d24635e4b07addcb43bd60

Speaking to family about religion

LimitedLight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

"Owns" his own church? And, your "parents" *includes* your "Papa". Sincere or spam?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Speaking to family about religion

Rustee comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I am curious about your statement that your papa OWNS his own church... How does an individual own a church?!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@rogueflyer You actually can do that IRS regulations are very lax for 501c3 organizations . The enforcement of those regulations is way underfunded especially when it comes to electioneering violations...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood My guess is you are not real bright.... I never said I was a Democrat now did I? Read the damned thing yourself because you obviously let FAUX Noise read it for you.... He specifically said that according to the constitution congress had to impeach the president and that it was NOT within the powers of the DOJ to charge a sitting president... That is the only reason several congressmen are still out of prison McConnell being one of them they can NOT be charged by civil authorities while sitting in congress... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t=j&q==s=web&cd=15=rja=8=2ahUKEwj7t7HZqNfiAhVTgp4KHUYQChQQFjAOegQICBAB=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomberg.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F2019-05-29%2Fmueller-to-make-first-public-statement-on-2016-russia-probe=AOvVaw28LdRxyZPU6VYo1W87XVaK

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

avron comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Shermer says the principal institution was probably religion. He doesn’t say religion was more impactful than the fear of your neighbor retaking his property and killing you in the process. What institution was bigger than religion? Common sense isn’t an institution. What other institutions are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@TheMiddleWay Atheists were far more common in ancient Greece and many of them where highly respected teachers or even leaders.... Religion may provide "written laws" but nearly all of those codes have more to do with requiring unquestioning obedience to religious authority than practical rules for good governance...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias What was the last paper you published?...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias Actually I did publish the uncited first draft which was picked up by a professor who teaches the course I mentioned and well as a researcher...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Count_Viceroy Actually they are more of a pain in the ass...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

"to encourage altruism and reciprocal altruism" Obviously he never read the bible....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias Not very well.... Seems like he skipped most of it because it has very little of what he claims. Most of the bible is written to enforce an insular culture that submits without question to authority.... So either he didn't read it like I did as a child or he simply cherry picked it like Christians always do...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@rogueflyer I am ordained in 4 different churches.... I just find it funny is all...

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

As for the scent does this make you 'the little old lady from Oklahoma?...'

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Come to CA and get a fast car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7f9hsFrKUY

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Matias Actually it is accurate.... From the way you are commenting you seem to have never really studied religion....I wrote a first draft paper that was picked up for a couple universities for a course called "Sociology of Religion" titled "Paternalistic Religion and its Relationship to Rape and Slavery"...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Varn A brain is my best guess....

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Varn What gets to me is how any non-believer can be stupid and suicidal enough to vote for conservatives who want to turn this country into a theocracy....

James Bond

Esojotrebla comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Worst James bond ever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Not even close to the worst.... If you really want the worst try "Casino Royale 1958"...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod If you guys would stop electing assclowns like this things would get better for you...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod You live in Funtucky though which is so red it sucks.... The states control food stamp distribution along with welfare but the Federal government controls SSI... Here in CA if you are on SSI you get 930 a month plus 179.00 a month in food stamps with medical which covers all medical expenses without any copays.... Also SSI is non-taxable... No bone to throw taxwise...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

These are the reality though... Yours are all fiction...

A question for the ladies...

bobwjr comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Bullshit strong women are the best

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Yeah that is kind of what it says...

A question for the ladies...

VictoriaNotes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

A guy sent me a PM saying he loved reading my comments, followed by *"Now here's a woman with more than 2 brain cells."*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Was he also complaining about being a 40 year old virgin?....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod Pretty sure it was only the top 1 or 2% who got the cuts that mattered.... Of course he threw a bone to the really poor who make less that about 20K a year but it wasn't much...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

altschmerz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

That's what soured my two cousins and their families on Trump – not the kids in cages, or the attacks on LGBTQ individuals, or the emboldening of Nazis – nope, it was the hit they took in the pocketbook. What can I say.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Should have told them to ask Trump for a loan....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am more worried about my daughter and grandchildren...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am lucky to be tax exempt as well being on VA disability and living in CA where I am exempt from property taxes on my home... I am also growing a lot of fruit in my yard...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Not only that but the middle class got a huge tax increase...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

TheDoubter comments on Jun 5, 2019:

that's logic for a fuzzy thinke1r like Trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

If you think the meme is bad check the link...

"I find it amazing that any non-believer could even consider putting his neck in a noose by ...

GuitarDoctor comments on Jun 5, 2019:

The KKK used the slogan, but it came about around WWII with Lindberg who was a Nazi sympathizer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

they used it to revive the Klan in the 1920s'... The Methodist church would have ranks of them at each service in full robes hoods and all.... The so-called "Christian flag" was invented by them during that period...

I posted this on Facebook and all I got was a lousy 30 vacation....

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I need a contraption like that to put in my pants. Then I could walk into a church and watch people's reactions. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Or an NRA meeting...

GOP Lawmakers Plan For 51st “Christian State” To Be Based On Biblical Law | Michael Stone

Storm1752 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Why don't they just move to Utah? They and the Mormons are equally crazy and would get along great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@snytiger6, @Storm1752 https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/UT

GOP Lawmakers Plan For 51st “Christian State” To Be Based On Biblical Law | Michael Stone

Storm1752 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Why don't they just move to Utah? They and the Mormons are equally crazy and would get along great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@snytiger6 I guess that is why Utah is a red state and nearly all members of congress from there are Republicans?... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah%27s_congressional_districts

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@powder Are all Republicans illiterate?... It seems that way because they never seem to understand what they read or even hear unless it fits their preconceptions or hear some opinion suck up on fake news tell them what to believe... https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/05/29/watch_live_special_counsel_robert_mueller_to_make_statement.html

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

My guess is you never read the Mueller report because he stated that it was up to congress to indict Trump for obstruction of justice and there was overwhelming evidence of not only obstruction but other felonies as well... https://www.apnews.com/94323cfc164c4759ba6bf84ad2a46203

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I find it amazing that any non-believer could even consider putting his neck in a noose by supporting Christian theocracy.... It has to be the stupidest way I can think of to commit suicide.... "Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

And these..

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Much better though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I like these...

Sounds just like him...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Did he forget hes lower dentures?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I think he is just so inbred he doesn't have a chin is all...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry Oh my bad it was in the wrong folder...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry I can't find the one of Dick Cheney yet with his dickhead...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry Damn it takes a long time to sort through all these...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@scurry I have some that are even better...

Sounds just like him...

DesertInfidel comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Looks like turtle but tastes like chicken!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

More like chicken shit...

Trump finally picked his campaign song for 2020... [youtube.com]

chalupacabre comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Or maybe. . . ? https://youtu.be/my7sxZ0KfHU

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2019:

Nah more like Jimmy Buffet's "The Asshole Song..."

What??????

brentan comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I've never known a subject where there is such reluctance to talk objectively about the details.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@brentan All preparation and no H...

Oops I sharted again....

bookofmorons comments on Jun 2, 2019:

quite the likeness but needs more orange

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

I need to eat more carrots....

Last year I lost my boyfriend to suicide.

AprilLynn comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I guess maybe I should clarify. It was just before Thanksgiving. Vincent came to my office at work. His family had just uninvited us to Thanksgiving dinner. They are mormon. I told him it was ok and we would do our own thing with my grandpa. We kissed and make small jokes. He bought me flowers ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem... People who take that route are often in a massive amount of emotional pain and in this case it looks as if it was his own family causing that pain...

This is a thing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I posted this on Assbook and all I got was a lousy week in jail...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@altschmerz They use software that is programmed to penalize people who are progressives...

This is a thing!

altschmerz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You can buy matching toilet paper! https://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Democrats-Republicans-Hilarious-Political/dp/B01N1ZHCEB/ref=pd_sbs_201_20?tag=theindep0f-20=IN%7C8901366%7CB01N1ZHCEB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2019:

Yeah but who wants to use toilet paper that already has a shit stain on it?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue How about these?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Better?...

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keep trying, I'm still laffin'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

try this on for size...

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BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...

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BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...

In light of today's mass shooting in Virginia ... I think God needs more Tots and Pears.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

What we need to do is repeal the Second Amendment to the US Constitution. It is outdated. We no longer need citizen militias, because we have a standing military. Then, when the Second Amendment is repealed, we can outlaw firearms, with the exception of the on-duty police, the on-duty military, and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Or we could just define it correctly instead of accepting the far right's definition of it.... https://www.congress.gov/resources/display/content/The+Federalist+Papers#TheFederalistPapers-29

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BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....

Works for me...

dartagnan6666 comments on May 31, 2019:

I prefer "toasted", but good joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 Sunday is fun day...

Works for me...

dartagnan6666 comments on May 31, 2019:

I prefer "toasted", but good joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

Toasted is for Tuesday.... Wasted is for Wednesday... but you really get fried on Friday...

Post your favorite offensive meme(s) the winners get their posts removed by an overly sensitive ...

Castlepaloma comments on May 30, 2019:

Humans are very stupid, very very stupid human. Trump's arms race missiles makes up, for what he lacks down there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2019:

@Castlepaloma Sorry but to win you have to post something bad enough that an admin removes it....

I prayed every night, starting at a young age, up until two years or so ago when I started to doubt ...

Amisja comments on May 30, 2019:

I imagine this is just about a lack of confidence, we all feel. We all doubt ourselves and rarely believe we can manage the tough times. I have heard Christians say 'God does not send you more than you can handle'. I change this to 'I have managed so far, I have this, I am capable and I am ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Grok...

I prayed every night, starting at a young age, up until two years or so ago when I started to doubt ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2019:

People who were as children indoctrinated into a cult (all religions are cults, some are just larger and have political power)will respond in the way they were molded into responding. It is harder to break the mold when the indoctrination took place when they were children. As for schizophrenia ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Religion fucks everyone up the religious just refuse to see it.... I used to talk to myself as a kid and sometimes still do. My mother used to tell me to stop talking to myself but I just told her it was the only way I could get an intelligent conversation around the house.... Don't change yourself for anyone just be yourself and be happy because you are fine just the way you are...

Post your favorite offensive meme(s) the winners get their posts removed by an overly sensitive ...

Castlepaloma comments on May 30, 2019:

Humans are very stupid, very very stupid human. Trump's arms race missiles makes up, for what he lacks down there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2019:

But he loves playing missiles...

This has pretty much been how every date has gone for me within the past two years.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2019:

I know exactly how you feel...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Fear keeps the flock close for the shearing....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@Jolanta Tell that to Yum corporate headquarters....They steal from their employees to buy the worst scum from both political parties... https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/pacgot.php?cycle=2018=C00329474

This has pretty much been how every date has gone for me within the past two years.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2019:

I know exactly how you feel...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal They see us from the prospective of fear because that is what their own doubts makes them feel. Anyone with any sense at all fears they might be wrong when they chose to believe something that completely lacks evidence when there is so much evidence that it is nonsense. That fear translates into hate and loathing as well as a deep seated need for them to attempt to force their beliefs on you in an effort to prove to themselves they are right... *sighs* If I were only even 20 years younger...

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

carlyhorton comments on May 29, 2019:

So did he pay it? If so, the party enjoyed some pizza. If he refused to pay, the pizza restaurant just lost a lot of money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Lucy_Fehr comments on May 29, 2019:

I'm petty and love payback as much as the next guy but I draw the line at injuring a third party. The driver may have been negatively impacted in addition to the pizza place losing a ton of money. So this prank was uncool

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

It was "Yum corporation..." I don't feel sorry for them they rip their employees off....

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?

Jolanta comments on May 29, 2019:

Revenge is not sweet it comes back to haunt you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2019:

Well it never came back on me but he was they type that ripped people off all the time so my little prank was mild compared top what he went through... He ended up doing time for one of his scams...