Hmm, I think I should get one of those, but maybe I already did.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2024:

Should have added a turkey to that display...

Usually, I don't like to talk about me but...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2024:

Can't remember the last time I gave a fuck.... come to think of it I can't remember the first time either...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2024:

And you....

I wish I had known this before

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2024:

Would have never guessed that without them spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and many years studying this....

Seems there's a bad spell of wether

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

No sure Shitlock...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

Truthfulleigh, I would sue my parents if the gave me a name like that... provided they were still alive by that time

She's not talking to her

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar is that you?...

Trumpy Trout and JD Couch Pouch [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

I wouldn't be so sure that was a fart...

them pooping immigrates are everywhere lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5fcHILjMjA=FailArmy

them pooping immigrates are everywhere lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2024:

Happens a lot in red states that haven't heard of indoor plumbing yet....Immigrants are at least toilet trained the ones we have problems with are the ones calling themselves "patriots" who in the majority only serve time in jail and/or prison... The only thing they know how to do with a toilet is make a BBQ out of it...

I am so much like him

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2024:

At least it is an improvement over the last guy Liquorpussy...

Happy Thursday Y'all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZljpTx_tJ78=JayEss

A sound argument

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Dealing with some people I need something one hell of a lot stronger than beer...

Let's get a clean sweep, VOTE on or before November 5th. Send Trump to prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Send them all packing.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_JI5cqakIU=GarfunkelAndOates

Project 2025 Haunts Emperor of Denial 👻🎃💀👿👽👹🥸🤡🤠🧙 [cnn.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

And in even better news.... trump may have discouraged his largest voter base from voting... vvvvv https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/8/2275616/-Millions-of-Christians-not-planning-to-vote-this-November-could-shape-election-Study?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

MAGA offers its acolytes a smorgasbord of wacko beliefs to choose from.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

These jackasses are a product of both programing and generations of inbreeding... It is little wonder why they consider a man who has a 3rd grade speaking level and hates the same people they do the next best thing to a god even though he seems to have an IQ of little more than 70... FYI the site is blocking this post with a 24 hour delay and it may vanish soon...

I wonder why if you do a search for Beon Lomberg on Bill Maher show it doesn't come up on google or ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Because he is only a POLITICAL "SCIENTIST" not a real one and knows nothing of what he is talking about.... as a consequence he bores people to death and nobody is interested in what he is saying or bothers to search for him...

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Fucking insurance companies deserve it...

Everybody is watching Florida

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Hey look it's Floriduh man fighting off FEMA...

Barely Tuesday and I'm exhausted!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Awww your kids made you a birthday cake.... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/769328/love-songs-https-www-youtube-com-watch-v-f3guy40stzg-ab-channel-rikilindhome-https-www

Night rider season, check out "I Love Halloween" group [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Why you should NEVER allow a Nac Mac Feegle to hitch a ride...

It's been a very liberating part of my dotage. One of the few advantages of aging.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2024:

I'm number one...

Go wild fact checkers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

More probable than a Trumpanzee rescuing even their own families.... Don't believe it ask Franklin Graham's family about him doing nothing to help his own sister...

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Pick your book of instructions carefully

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Book of Ahaz tells us to not give a fuck about what others tell you to think or believe....

Happy Sunday Evening!!! Going to watch the trainwreck Dallas and Pittsburgh game! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I didn't realize they had a day just for me...

How loud would they scream if this actually happened?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

All 501c3 corporations should be taxation optional.... If they interfere in politics or use taxpayer funded infrastructure they should revert to a non-tax exempt status immediately...

Not all indoctrination is necessarily bad indoctrination.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

"Dollar store Thor...." I fucking love it...

I just don’t understand it. I’ve watered and put on Miracle Gro and still not one tomato 🍅…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Give it another month or two and you will have a great cash crop...

This showed up on YouTube and I could not believe it was entertained. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

All fake all the time.... This is the kind of "proof" MAGA uses in their rants about "liberals destroying the country" when the reality is this guy is just a cheap and sleazy actor pretending to be a judge.

Great advise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Nah I just handed them the tools and told them if they knew what they were doing go ahead and fix it themselves... Then after a couple hours when they got frustrated and called for factory service I went ahead and fixed the problem while they were still on the phone trying to get through to customer service...

He keeps giving me a hope

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

At least it isn't a train....

Jessica is not happy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Go back to school girl and stop hanging around drunks...

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

It shows.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

What did he run out of bandaids?.... Put some superglue on it and go back to fucking work pussy.

Diddy Friday Special

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Do wah Diddy how Dumb did he do.... So it turns out around 120 new witnesses have come forward and have a lawyer who is starting lawsuits against him in multiple states now...

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Did you know that passing a $25 dollar bill is not passing counterfeit money?.... It is considered "theft by deception" a misdemeanor... Personally I would just call it something like "taking advantage of an idiot..."

Diddy Friday Special

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2024:

I wonder if he sees these in jail....

They don't teach wisdom in college

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2024:

I have found it so...

If you are not handicapped, you will be

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2024:

Need a fucking jato unit to make it up that ramp...

Please let this be a maga bus…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2024:

It must be if they make sewer stops...

Finally home from Albuquerque, had a great time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSWQ9Ki7TY=YoyoMo

Life lessons for the slow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

As long as you don't use it as a lube it's all good....

Unhelpful Mom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Next time maybe she will listen when you tell her to stay in school...

You won't believe what happened

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

When something cums between you....

Does it make me a bad person for laughing at this? ( I’m still laughing ) 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

I like the idea and am thinking of calling them myself now...

He did like he was told.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Now the dog will grow up to be a dog trainer...

"Just Do it" ... shit going on for too long

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

19 years to go now...

Problem solved

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

For those doors that go both ways...

Kinda seems to me if you complain about being fact checked, you were planning on lying from the get ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Hell with the tax office send them to prison for tax fraud...

OK.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Enjoy the weather while you are here it is nice out at about 100 degrees...

Nothing to see here. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

101010

Going to see Gojira tonight!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

"Deadbutt..."

It was horrible!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Could have been worse.... They could have shown embarrassing baby pictures to your girlfriend...

This would be my cats. They even get their own tiny scoop of ice cream while they watch TV.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Way too much sugar in ice cream you are endangering their heath even with "tiny" amounts...

Bring anything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Shocked the door works...

Before you go, ask yourself

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

"It takes a special kind of stupid..."

Had a very busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Seriously? What kind of moron puts low profile rims and tires on their work truck?... I am surprised the jackass didn't jack it up 6 feet as well... Talk about a small penis truck no wonder he ran over his own ball sack flaps...

About the only way to get insurer's attention.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

If the insurer can afford to pay the CEO 20 or 30 million a year they can afford a 20,000 wheelchair...

Childhood drama!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Yeah that was me...

Reasons to take a test drive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Nothing like having a disappointed size queen for a wife...

A competitive opportunity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

If they were Yum Brands would be un-staffed and their pizza would taste good again...

Laughing at Top 10 Stupidest Trump Lies [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

https://youtu.be/voiVTyuOww4

So all Catholic nuns are married to Jesus Christ... Is that bigamy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

And if they have sex does that make Jebus a cuck?....

Going to a wine festival today!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Do they have an option with a better beer?...

Wouldn't doubt it!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

P. Diddy's new cellmate...

When your late with dinner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Or try to sleep in and are late serving breakfast...

See if you can help others seek help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Speaking to yourself just means you should stop hanging around stupid people.... Hearing voices when nobody is there is a sign you might be schizophrenic.

Well he had to. They never would have let him cross the border otherwise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

Catholics wouldn't have believed he was god if he hadn't...

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

You have heard of never Trumpers right?... Well I am a never fucker...

Happy weekend all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

So you were out cutting wood and your boss gave you the axe?.....

Have to watch out for that old Biblical butt dust

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I see nothing wrong in that....

How kind. We've been worried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Modern Republican education...

It seems the chickens are coming home to roost.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

As if life in the gulf and eastern coastal states wasn't interesting enough he is going to give them surprises... there goes @ThinkingFree 's reason for preferring Florida to California...

He lost the bait

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Why they call it gambling....

To follow or not to follow

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Nothing like advertising on your "bump her stickers...."

But what was the rush?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I thought it was obvious from the start...

I figure a few people here could use these...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Yep here one is now... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/768271/wonder-what-them-them-girls-look-like?aid=3011430

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I am disappointed in them...

Fact finder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I would have thought number one was "I am calling 911..."

Wonder what them them girls look like?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Here you go looks like you need them...

Poor Virgin's husband 🤭

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Well it did keep her from getting stoned....

Keep me posted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Not too closely I hope...

This got a chuckle out of me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Funny how gods always end up talking to themselves..... It is almost as if they were schizophrenic or some shit.

Some jokes write themselves

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I went out to eat and all I got was this Fu King tee shirt...

Just some of my weird shit! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I go into the bathroom to take a crap and both my cats come in to check on me like "hey what in hell are you thinking you could fall in and drown get out there and use the litter box like everyone else.."

We'll drive them to drink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Reminds me of some Sunday school teachers that had to deal with me as a kid until my parents gave up and stopped forcing me to go after they were told I was no longer welcome there...

Far right-wing Pentagon General being investigated by US Army IG for ties to a anti-American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

The delay in this post being active is because of political censorship by the Admin and not my idea...

She found a friend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Well that would be one way of getting rid of a shitty husband or boyfriend fast...

Yes master!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

As the saying goes.... better to get pissed off than pissed on...

America may be rich in some places

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Can I bring my own sledgehammer?... I have a 10 pounder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q=PeterGabriel

I thought my prostate exam went pretty well until the nurse walked in as the guy was leaving and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Who was that masked alien?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnQV8E8Ja5E=FirstAidGaming

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Democrats Shred Trump and House GOP [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

You would think those bullets in Steve Scaliss's ass would have stimulated some brain activity but you would be wrong...

Get the bomb squad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

The solution is simple.... bring in a hooker and threaten to blow his brains out...

We have all been there. @pralina1

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Even worse is when you don't fail the puzzle but the website says you did....

A new way to get them to stop calling

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Anything you can do that annoys them makes their lives harder... If you get harder too so much the better right?...

You know he has it rough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Had another scammer try me again this morning with an accident scam.... Told him to go fuck a cow.

This is spot on! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Buy her a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself...

I have a lot of questions about Diddy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

I don't think he was Catholic was he?...