Inaction Hero - so much like me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

Could be worse you could be like Florida's favorite action heroes ... Methman and Jesse...

Church Christmas Play...... Roman soldiers were admirers of Jesus and all regretted nailing him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

One was heard to say..."I just wish we were having a Gay old time instead..."

'Private Label' with own slogans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Now available in the restroom of the fast food joint you are taking her to on a date....

Indistinguishable

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Once again pudding it where it don't belong....

Please join me on this special occasion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Not many people are aware that her middle name is Hoover.....

I am born again in November

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

No nut November?....

You almost had made it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

And if you had all six you would likely end up riding the bus after two years and spending time in bankruptcy court...

Don't ride rough

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Talk about skidmarks....

@Lizard_of_Ahaz lol gottem

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Says the jackass who dropped out of the third grade to get a head start on a life of failure right?... So how is your clubhouse full of Nazis and Klansmen doing?

I am going to start a travel channel, follow me for travel tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Looks like whoever is supposed to be in charge of this site forgot to renew the security certificates again....

Indy police arrest ‘terrorist’ for purposely driving her car into home used by hate group 

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Nothing like a twofer is there?....

Let me be clear...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2023:

The Trump cult in a nutshell....

Outrageous. Not nice at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Looks like the latest in Russian drone tech...

Prof Hawkins never walked again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Sucked the life right out of him....

The same ole quality food and restrooms.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Before or after?... Asking for a friend...

Digital? Yes. Barter? No.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Only an eye-roller....

His influence has reached far and beyond (land)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

I didn't realize fish were that stupid....

Yeah, that sounds better

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

What a shitty job...

Looking for LTR, have kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

Wants more kids too I bet....

I think he solved it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

Considering Trump was in charge of the DOJ at the time and considering his penchant for under aged girls....

Legend 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

If it had been me I would have held up a sign saying "see you soon..."

Episode will not be released

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

A comedy that ends in a crackup....

I am born too late, Zsa Zsa Gabor is dead too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

One of my bosses had a daughter who was on BHPD and arrested that drunken old bag for DUI....

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

Knew some guys in Recon infiltration units who used to go into biker bars to say something charming like "No wonder they call them hog riders look at the pigs they are with..."

Two job interviews

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

At Trump Enterprises....

New love handles

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

Nothing says "ride my ass" like....

because he is a moderate, they call him a RINO

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

When a greedy, bloodsucking, corrupt asshole like him isn't evil enough for the Republicans you know there is a problem...

Just got home from making my daily bad decisions!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

I don't know the Christian god is a huge asshole....

She came and went. Did anyone notice?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

She never left and people are still dying....

Direct flight from New York to Australia anybody?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

While flying over Moscow yell "everybody flush now!"

A republican health care plan for Christians

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

And don't worry the one you will be forced to buy will deny you treatment so they can keep the money...

It has worked in my experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

I call it the magical properties of a $20 bill.... If somebody annoys you loan them $20 and if you ever do see them on the street they will cross it to avoid you....

Don't get upset ladies I'm sure there is a similar one for men

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

Loves playing with handcuffs = fat cunt in jail?....

Does the cheese turns the person who eats it into a lesbian,🤔 or is the milk used to make the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

It might come from the Greek Island of Lesbos.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

1 in drama nationally

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Biggest drama queen ever...

Follow me for more financial advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Short run as well...

Goodnight!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

In human terms a proud boy is someone who was born without any balls so they gang up to feel like they have some.... I.E. they are "gangbangers..."

It's like two pickets to Titsburg, please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Like Pornhub before the Internet....

Makes no sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2023:

She doesn't have a neck.... She looks like and advertisement for Head and Shoulders shampoo....

Make America Great flopped

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2023:

Things never change with people like that until they hit bottom and decide that change is what they really want and need...

It had to be said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Strike one....

Money is tight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Probably works better than the OEM anyway...

Move to Texas, we have tents in Austin, TX also.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

This is what happens when you base a city or state's entire economy on something stupid like the tech industry....

I wasn't planning to visit any way

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Good advice for people in a lot of states these days... especially ones like Maine.

He will not come

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Thank dog I don't even own a stupid-vision set... Crap like this is why.

Important to be positive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

I'll drink to that...

Sorry but the warning was necessary

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Virgin no more...

Sunday Laughter Part - 1

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

I no longer have to worry about the gas company my house is now all electric...

As I get more hard of hearing this is music to my ears.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Stevie Wonder just couldn't see doing anything else but being a musician....

Should I and shouldn't I?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2023:

Post those in a Republican town....

Wow, I can afford that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2023:

Harder Spock, harder.... Dr Smith always was an annoying little shit...

There will be nun for you mate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2023:

Smart phone my ass...

It was electrifying. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Seems someone loves fried nuts...

Had some handy work at home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

So you got screwed without getting laid again right?...

Is this the reason? Wow

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Not even close....Gaza breeds violence because conservatives in Israel's government fund Hamas and then bomb civilians to create more terrorism so they don't have to accept a peaceful solution.... Russia just helped things along and now Israel is angry at them even though they helped create their own problems...

Easy to clean, too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Perfect present for that little leg humper in your life...

Grammatically yes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Had a lot just like him where I used to live....

He's not good at keeping secrets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

His wife is going to be pissed he is wearing her clothes again....

You thought wigs were only for humans?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Hi Karen....

Living her dream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Looks more like she is living his dream...

Worry or not worry?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Hopefully he didn't get a Ukrainian model...

The Englishmen were crazy about grammar

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

"Or feeling you're nuts..."

1 choice of Asian parents

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Burns hot at both ends...

Funny facts

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Well I really have to agree that anyone who gets indicted on 91 felonies is a bad person and the only part of that which is funny is that anyone could possibly be stupid enough to think he wasn't...

Early Thursday Morning Memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Love the pest control idea....

I hated my job until now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

They wouldn't need to masturbate me....

Punching above your weight

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

Now that dog is getting a whole lot of pussy....

Don't forget the efforts he took to look like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

Been looking for this one again...

I am going to have a glass of wine after this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

Got remarried 1989....

Sounds familiar?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

She gives wonderful headache doesn't she?

True or not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

That depends on the Democrat....

That's it, I'm moving.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

Does anyone even remember what this place is famous for?.... If not look up Ralph Ginzberg... Also keep in mind that in intercourse Penn it is still illegal to play ball on Sunday...

Then and now.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

To be fair the ones about kids in school are mostly applicable to political conservatives.... in states run by the GQP.

Another busy day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2023:

That last one is 110% me....

I am so hurt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2023:

How selfish of her...

He's going to be a stand up comedian.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2023:

We all know who the baby daddy is now don't we?....

Which one are you? I'm probably the hopeless one. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2023:

And the moral of the story is.... Don't be a number two...

The same menu every day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2023:

Religion, always feeding people bullshit....

Starbucks has been very busy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2023:

Be thankful you didn't say "Mark with a "k"" Or they really would have Karked up your name...

This gonna be his last trip

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2023:

Well that is one way to clean up the genepool....

Got to think fast!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2023:

I would have loved to see the looks on their faces but in all seriousness I doubt I would be looking that high....

How times change

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2023:

There is an old saying that goes: "The more things change the more they stay the same..."

She is I think dear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2023:

So much for sheet music...

Will you join me at this moment?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2KeF3qteDw=0Pandy0

To be very honest....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2023:

Kind of a shame it never really happened isn't it?...

Just doing what the doctor ordered.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

I got mine for free because they paid almost a thousand bucks for one they didn't use in the 5 years they owned it.... Never buy this stuff new when you can get it in a garage sale for 5 or 10 bucks....

It's terrible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

Bet he wasn't doing much else right either....

I like my doctor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

And when the cops arrest you your defense will be "But my doctor prescribed a coke and a smile..."

An important update from the Middle East

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

Oh forgot to mention that if Israel wants in on the fun they better hurry up because the Orcs are getting clobbered... Oh and FYI the personnel losses are all KIA if they added in wounded, MIA and disabled the number would be close to a million by now...

An important update from the Middle East

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

An Israeli conservative politician just got onto a Russian propaganda station and told them after they finish off Hamas they are coming for Russia.... Looks like Putin stepped on his dick bigtime.

No welcome to Jeebus?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

How about that reserve chute....

Halloween 2023 - a deer in headlights

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2023:

You know she is going to hit that right?...

Hope you're enjoying your Friday night!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Storm troopers never could hit anything...

Adult happy meal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Pass on the fries just a furburger please....

Now you are a grown up. Time to know the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Septuplets? Snow White and her seven baby daddies...

History made simple for kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Face and hair aren't a matching shade of bilious orange....

Safety does not come first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Looks like the bathroom where Trump was storing those classified documents....

News from the hood

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Very Punny....

Halloween Part XVI 2023

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2023:

LMAO at the Kool Aid Man....

Joan Jett!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2023:

Joan Jett for Empress of Earth!...