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Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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Catnip should be considered a schedule one drug....

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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Dinner tonight was fantastic. Suckling Spawn of Satan cooked at 666 for 4:20. I need to get the skin a bit more crispy and add just a touch more pepper. Seared over the souls of the damned.

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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Trump's Veteran's Day hat....

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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I knew they were Gay they are always talking about Gay sex...

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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Anybody have a pin I can borrow?...

Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

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Duh, duh, duh,duh, duh.... Twang....

Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

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Did I just hear banjos?....

Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

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Now wouldn't that just be a tragedy?....

Nov 9, 2019Nov 2019

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Secular Assault...

Nov 9, 2019Nov 2019

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Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....

Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

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Yeah I went there you gonna make something of it?....

Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

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Comforting Don the Con....

Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

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Make sure that paint is lead based....

Nov 7, 2019Nov 2019

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Hoe dem leaves....

Nov 7, 2019Nov 2019

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Best crazy lady vs cat meme ever....

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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Escargot anyone?....

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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I hate it when I try to donate blood...

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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What is life really?...

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

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You have to love religion if for no other reason than the straight lines....

Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

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Car safety through the ages....

Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

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Seasoned Greetings...

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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Makes sense....

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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DNA can be a bitch...

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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The baby shower gift that keeps on giving...

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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That time of year again....

Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

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Redneck lite....

Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

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Hey he is right...

Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

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My kind of woman....

Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

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Disney.... Teaching children right....

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Do you really want to know who it was?...

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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If I had a hammer.....+

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Am I in trouble again?....

Nov 1, 2019Nov 2019

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..............................

Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

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The man with the real plan...

Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

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Halloween actually is way better than Christmas...

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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Been there and done that....

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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How udderly shocking....

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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When she sends me to the store for tampons....

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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Be sure to set your alarm clocks...

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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Graduation day...

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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I sympathize.....

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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Be careful how much you drink....

Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

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Happy Halloween...

Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

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Must be those pants....

Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

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The economy is doing great....

Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

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What if god took a poll?....

Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

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Going out in style....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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In game 5 Trump was put on the big screen.... The look on his face is fucking priceless when he realizes what the crowd is chanting....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Good marketing strategy....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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My kind of Candy....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Happy Sinful Sunday...

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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WaPoDeathNotices

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Is that Christmas shit in the stores already?....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Making this for Christmas....

Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

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Do you know anyone this song could be about?...

Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

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In case you were wondering....

Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

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When you need to relax but your buddy stole your rolling papers....

Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

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Sounds good to me....

Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

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In case you are wondering how Trump got elected...

Oct 24, 2019Oct 2019

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Crap not these guys again...

Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

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Giving these out this year....

Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

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My favorite holiday of the year....

Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

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Never let a priest fill your cat's water bowl...

Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

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With this ring I thee divorce....

Oct 22, 2019Oct 2019

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When I was a kid things were so much more complicated....

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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I love a parade.... well most of the time anyway...

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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Wieners anyone?...

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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It is getting to be that time of year again....

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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When you take her for Mexican food....

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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I love being a polygot...

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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For that annoying idiot you know and want them to block you....

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youth....

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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New scent in town....

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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So about those other fingers.....

Oct 18, 2019Oct 2019

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FDA endorses new product....

Oct 18, 2019Oct 2019

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Sounds about right....

Oct 17, 2019Oct 2019

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Catholics are scary....

Oct 17, 2019Oct 2019

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Excellent question...

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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Now that will scare the shit out of anyone....

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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When you just have to stop for a snack before the party...

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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Why you never use the gloryhole....

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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Thank dog today is almost over...

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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When your cat wants Chinese for dinner....

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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Be sure to use the right toilet paper or it might make you a communist....

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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Birth control in the bible belt....

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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Since music seems popular tonight.....

Oct 13, 2019Oct 2019

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Just when you thought music couldn't get worse....

Oct 13, 2019Oct 2019

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Happy Sinful Sunday...

Oct 13, 2019Oct 2019

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Why I dread the holidays....

Oct 13, 2019Oct 2019

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Advanced auto maintenance tip....

Oct 13, 2019Oct 2019

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When you are listening to a Trump speech and realize what this country needs....

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