Look what you did

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

I would have hated feeling left out...

If we only knew to keep those markings🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Some people never change....

Now that is doing your ad placement research

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Only thing that would make that funnier would be if that were a Catholic church bus...

The printout in my journal has this day as Immaculate Conception.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2022:

God's Diary... "Today I raped a 12 year old virgin named Mary.... boy did she ever squeal on me it cause all kinds of nonsense..."

Late Christmas due to unforeseen circumstances...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2022:

No blood spatter?....

No doubt looking for a gull friend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Damned paywalls....

Happy Wednesday! I'm about to test my mom for covid! Wish us luck! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Kanye West.... LMFAO....

There once lived a strong, Native American man who had only one testicle Everyone in the village ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Depends on the size of the stone and the position of the birds....

One great dad. 😍😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

There is nothing a father wouldn't do for his daughter or granddaughter...

Loud and clear?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Nothing is ever clear to that narcissistic little twat.... He figures he can always buy his way through life because up until now it has always worked for him.

It's big in Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 are you sharing your birthday party pictures again?......

Give her room

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Well so much for rumors....

The family is at the dining table.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

And that ain't all the priest did in the night.....

It's that time of year AGAIN!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Cats in my house are SOL because I don't have dogs and only cat trees...

Is it Wednesday yet? 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Compared to Republicans?.... The bats are right...

Say no more, He got it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Close in spirit but wide of the mark.....

A nun gets into a cab She notices the cab driver staring at her and she asks, "Why are you ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Trick or treat.....

It's not rocket science...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

For some people it might as well be rocket science.... My Vet has a sign that reads "Push" on it even though they have a BiSexual one that swings both ways....

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Why do you think when a guy wants to have sex with you they sometimes say "want to go crazy baby?"

Spelling is important...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

They misspelled 'pasties....' or did they mean 'panties?...'

There is always a way...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

I have PTSD as a built in excuse.... I just say "I am having a brain fart and can't think of the fucking word because of the damned PTSD..." That way people know I am not stupid just dealing with what for many of us is a major disability...

I DEMAND a litter box!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Only a Q-nut could possibly believe shit like this....

Works for believers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

When you haven't got a prayer anyway what do you have to lose?...

I get hungry every time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I love bacon....

Try a home remedy first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Doesn't that depend on what she does during the day?...

Make my day, punk. 😆 [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

France has gotten used to pranksters after Remi Gaillard... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYxXBMqEOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFKO3Fsdzw

That's not nice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Today is the day he calls the city and they get a huge fine....

Seasonal favorite.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Merry Fakemas...

I give him an A plus...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Damned right Bob has diabetes after all those candy bars! A++

Professor's answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Put the beautiful naked young woman in the middle.... problem solved.

It works !!! Limited stock.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyaRIAAyYaU

Visiting down under? Be careful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Looks like a sign you would see in Floriduh....

So Precious, they just don't understand that not everyone wants to believe in their imaginary ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

And Christians are just angry at Harry Potter.... oh wait....

I don't understand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Can you show me?....

But is anybody listening?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Maybe a couple of screws?....

That's strange

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Which just goes to show that things aren't all just Black and White anymore....

... Sorry.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Why do I doubt you....

Finally out!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0

There you have it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

She said little not tiny...

From history archives

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Not so far from the truth either...

Now, for today's lesson in punctuation...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

The guy who could singlehandedly keep the cartels in the black....

I spent a lot

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Most men learn this lesson when they get married.... Free pussy is invariably the most expensive kind...

She is very giving

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

How to turn a bad day into a great one....

Meanwhile in Israel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

They should mail those to every Evangelical in the country.... Daily...

[tiktok.com] My contribution to xmas coming up 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I always liked little dumbass boy growing up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tx6AcaJHko

Something to share with your relatives that put these up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

If it had been a redneck those would have been cans of "Freedom" beer....

Ok, it suddenly occured to me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I will take why so many marriages end in divorce for 1,000 Alex.....

Brits are not the best party animals in the world. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Except for the women I hear.... Seems they love to "experiment" probably because the men bore them silly....

Very close to truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Actually that would have been the Army.... Only they would have tried to invent a pigeon guided missile..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

Which one of U sick bastards would leave a 2 on the bathroom Floor!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Don't look at me I would have left it as a floater....

How I am after remote working every day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Some days I could use a massage like that....

I have so many ideas...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2022:

..

I will take the red

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Beer....

Working hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Sent this to my son in law.... he is out driving a UPS truck today.

Kanye is driving Alex Jones crazy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Alex Jones is so broke I doubt he is going to be around much longer anyway and then what will Kanye do for publicity?.....

Music is powerful

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

And what do you listen to?.... Milli Vanilli?

Ford is built tough?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

A Chevy would have been totaled...

Respect privacy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Adds a whole new dimension to getting some pussy...

Here is looking at you kid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

...

This is serious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Brother or cousin?....

a fashion statement on his catwalk

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Where is that fucking vomit emoji?.....

A first friendly warning

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Not enough meat on that rat to make a decent tamale.....

A new allegation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Twitter is the new 4chan....

Take it! - Yogi Berra

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Well that road is done.... somebody stuck a fork in it....

Happy Wednesday Night!!!😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Funny how movie characters get wounded and lose several quarts of blood but never seem to notice and are up and around in a day or two...

Heed, the word of the day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

People who only have their skin color to be proud of have nothing at all they should be proud of...

Just another silly girl, wonder if she's still around?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

The lion in the bush?....

The truth comes out!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

On the Internet only 1 out of every 10 quotes are real...

Xmas season continues

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Sending that frozen collection one to a friend with a 5 year old daughter....

Still getting the Xmas stuff unloaded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2022:

For Donald Christmas isn't all it is quacked up to be....

Who's hungry?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2022:

good one to feed the grandkids when they come for a visit.... just tell the kids you fed their kids "English food" for dinner....

[tiktok.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Thanks .... now I think I will just go bash my head with a rock so I can erase those images from my mind....

Old habits die hard. In some cases, a LOT harder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2022:

I guess Greater Crater lived there....

No Doubt...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Yet the first three were intentional so why didn't the last one have an abortion and save us all the trouble...

What you gonna do, them Greeks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Wondering where he keeps that sword....

Ooops,...missed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Bad time to ask for good aim...

PMG, how does that happen?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Looks like someone was a bit horny....

Now this is my kind of Xmas song: [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzaST3J3H4

Another reason the bible is full of shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

#4 is anyone I take to a family gathering.....

It's still close enough not to want to waste these.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Why conservatives are banned from my life...

Make sure he doesn't follow too close

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Another small penis vehicle....

Warning, not advised for the weak of heart!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

10 seconds in mine and you will be on Lithium Citrate for the rest of your life...

Louis is going to take time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Hoping his last name is DeJoy....

It can be so soothing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

I'll drink to that...

On one of the dating sites I have women that are 24-29 years old sending me likes and messages I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Honestly I have met women in their 20s' who are more mature than ones in their 50s' or 60s' it more would depend on the person. Women my age tend to be more conservative and just want someone to pay their way through life and think Clinton or Pelosi are actually good choices instead of the right of Reagan scum they are. Pelosi is trying to cut taxes for large corporations as one of her last acts in congress....

Scammers are getting smarter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

I actually had a message from an old paypal account I forgot about the other day. I hadn't checked my email in four days so I didn't see it until today and paypal canceled the payment request about an hour afterwards. It seems some idiot got the "bright idea" of trying the IRS scam there.... I didn't even have to recover the account...

Happy Saturday late afternoon! Lazy days like this are a luxury!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

If they had a warrant the cops would have a battering ram and body armor....

That figures

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Debunked.... Zuckerberg is a thief and a moron they couldn't be related....

Look familiar ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Used to know a gal who had been in the Army that used the term "Hoohaw" and her family thought she was a genius... Her email was her name with hoohaw added to it.... She could never understand why I thought she was an idiot. Yet she had seen a youtube video about "making diamonds" using a microwave oven, charcoal, peanut butter and gasoline and was dumb enough to try it..... then wondered why she blew up her mother's microwave oven.

Followed by more bogus sales, Cyber Monday 😅

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

And if you had bought it about a month ago the non-sale price would have been $399.99....

I'll let myself out....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Will somebody please lock that revolving door?....

Sometimes, you just have to knock it off.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

How come so many people are like #1?....

This was so funny I had to share

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

And people wonder why I am not a doggy person...

A classic example of a guy born on third base and thought he hit a triple

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2022:

1200 employees took him up on his offer and told him to fuck off they quit... All offices are now closed and the entire stack according to experts is about to crash.

There is no pleasing some people

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Too much mustard?

Finishing out Thanksgiving

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Re; #3 what you are hoping your hot neighbor will say to you after her drunk husband passes out...

A hard look in the mirror...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

Oh heck! My true identity is out there now. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Those treats will do that to you...

Keep room for this special ocassion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Hey isn't that the beat me, eat me lady?....

I want to congratulate my brothern

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Not going to enter until the judge is a beautiful woman....