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Lizard_of_Ahaz

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Memes R Us

Sep 11, 2019Sep 2019

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Why stores have to supply antiseptic wipes for their carts these days....

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Memes R Us

Sep 11, 2019Sep 2019

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What I think when a Republican or corporate Dem who votes to sell arms to Saudi Arabia wants to make this a National Holiday...

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Memes R Us

Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

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In case you were wondering....

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Memes R Us

Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

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Because college girls make the best girlfriends....

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Memes R Us

Sep 9, 2019Sep 2019

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LMAO!.... So as everyone knows Assbook is in the habit of making videos for your profile.... Seems the video they made for mine they had to ban..... I guess that makes me a real bad, bad, boy.... and yes I am serious...

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Memes R Us

Sep 9, 2019Sep 2019

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When you are talking to a conservative...

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Memes R Us

Sep 7, 2019Sep 2019

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Gotta watch out for these guys...

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Music that makes us laugh

Sep 7, 2019Sep 2019

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When she dresses to impress....

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Memes R Us

Sep 6, 2019Sep 2019

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Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

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Memes R Us

Sep 6, 2019Sep 2019

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So hard keeping them in check...

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Memes R Us

Sep 5, 2019Sep 2019

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How to get yourself out of a stew...

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Music that makes us laugh

Sep 4, 2019Sep 2019

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Important business...

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Music that makes us laugh

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

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Makes one wonder what they do with bleach down there?... Are they drinking it?...

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News about Ukraine.

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

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Don't you just love it when the neo-Nazis make themselves look like the idiots they are?....

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News about Ukraine.

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

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I mean WTF is wrong with this guy?... Was he that afraid of his own masculinity?...

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Memes R Us

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

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New emojis on Facebook....

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Memes R Us

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

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It is true I tell you try it and see...

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Memes R Us

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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I love punning in Python....

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Memes R Us

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Anally didn't get this one at first....

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Memes R Us

Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

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All they need now is banjos playing in the background...

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Memes R Us

Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

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Just dropping this here to watch conservative heads explode...

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Memes R Us

Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

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Nailed it... I am going to hell (not scared because it doesn't exist...)

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Memes R Us

Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

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True friendship means you can let your hair down and not be judged...

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Memes R Us

Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

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When you want to make a good impression on her the first time...

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Memes R Us

Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

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Told my primary I am going to live forever I don't think he believes me....

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Memes R Us

Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

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Why marijuana should be tax exempt but not churches...

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Memes R Us

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

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Well Dorian missed Puerto Rico completely and is now headed directly for Mira Lard-go.... GoBabyGo

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Memes R Us

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Prayers really don't work...

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Memes R Us

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Never accept a friends request from this guy...

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Trump Pinata

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Trump and Jesus no longer friends

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Memes R Us

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Have you ever wondered why Twitter won't autoban Nazis?... Because Trump and his cronies would be off the platform...

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Memes R Us

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game again...

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Memes R Us

Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

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Breaking News!: Shitler's pee tape found!...

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News about Ukraine.

Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

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Because Kentucky loves those family values...

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News about Ukraine.

Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

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Nice to know your kids are safe at boarding school isn't it?...

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Memes R Us

Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

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Trump announces he has selected his 2020 campaign theme song...

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Memes R Us

Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

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Something light for dinner?...

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Memes R Us

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

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TrumpBedBugshttps:

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Memes R Us

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

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"Is it too late to give the South back?.." Betty Bowers

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Memes R Us

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

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Can we leave him at the baby sitter's?...

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Memes R Us

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

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Words of wisdom from the man who wrote Dune...

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Memes R Us

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

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Kids are so much smarter than they used to be....

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Memes R Us

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

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North Carolina today... And why we need to declare them Terrorists...

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Memes R Us

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

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They way their minds fail to work...

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Memes R Us

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

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When you are looking for a bitch...

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Memes R Us

Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

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When your kid wants to get a head start working for Homeland Security...

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Memes R Us

Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

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There is a good reason...

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Memes R Us

Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

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And have a nice weekend...

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Memes R Us

Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

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"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means ...

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Memes R Us

Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

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Christian music 101...

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Memes R Us

Aug 22, 2019Aug 2019

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Digging for new ideas....

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Memes R Us

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

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Well what do you know....

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Memes R Us

Aug 20, 2019Aug 2019

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The sound of music....

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Memes R Us

Aug 20, 2019Aug 2019

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Oops we have a problem...

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Memes R Us

Aug 20, 2019Aug 2019

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Grab a beer and enjoy the show...

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Memes R Us

Aug 20, 2019Aug 2019

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Something for Portland...

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Memes R Us

Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

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How truly brilliant...

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Memes R Us

Aug 18, 2019Aug 2019

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It takes a "special" kind of person....

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Memes R Us

Aug 18, 2019Aug 2019

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Yes folks this is who is picking the leader of the free world...

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Memes R Us

Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

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Never saw a reason for those decorative life rings they used to make from concrete.... Until now...

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Memes R Us

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

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Funny how that works...

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Memes R Us

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

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Cause of Texas clock tower shooting discovered...

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Memes R Us

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

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All the stupidity in this world makes me wonder how many people are like this these days...

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Memes R Us

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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Man I so needed a good laugh....

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Trump Pinata

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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Kind of makes me wonder if the DNC wants to lose in 2020 too?...

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Trump Pinata

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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"Donald Trump wants to deport his wife... "....

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Memes R Us

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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Donald Trump wants to deport his wife...

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Memes R Us

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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Gotta love the good book right?...

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Memes R Us

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

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A set of three boobs...

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Memes R Us

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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Are you ready for the weekend and video games?...

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Memes R Us

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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Not to give the ladies any ideas but....

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Memes R Us

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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I blame the video games...

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Memes R Us

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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I didn't know he walked that side of the street...

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Memes R Us

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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Sounds right to me...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

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When you are tired of going to those family dinners and want to never be invited again just remember the quote used by Michael Valentine Smith... "Who is this?"

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Memes R Us

Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

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I hate going to family dinners....

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Trump Pinata

Aug 11, 2019Aug 2019

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"When I see the mess being made of this country by the far right-wing lead by Trump this song comes ..." ....

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