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Butt, butt.....

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Toy horses??? Why??? 😲 Funny set. Thank you. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2024:

@Betty Check the link....

Butt, butt.....

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Toy horses??? Why??? 😲 Funny set. Thank you. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2024:

@Pralina1 I have also heard of wine bottles, light bulbs (you light up my life... Yeah I went there so sue me...) and even bowling pins or in China eels seem to be one of the all time favorites.... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html

Butt, butt.....

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Toy horses??? Why??? 😲 Funny set. Thank you. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2024:

Because real horses won't fit no matter how big an asshole he is.... duh.

snicker Remember that old saying.... [youtube.com]

anglophone comments on Jan 1, 2024:

If, as seems possible, the SCOTUS rules against the pustule, I can see him calling on his supporters to storm and sack the Supreme Court building.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy If they do there will be a lot less of them....

Not only is Trump not eligible for the presidency or any other elected office but ANY person or ...

Druvius comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Do you understand that no one in American government has payed anything more than lip service to the US constitution since at least 1945? It's something that's invoked when it's on politicians' side, ignored otherwise? Apparently not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

Do you understand that if you opened your mouth more to them instead of complaining on social media to others trying to make a change that they might actually start to care?.... I thought not....

From me to all of you....

silverotter11 comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Happy New Year, I was asleep by 11.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

I went to sleep around 4...

Early Sunday Memes! Hope you all have a good day and Wonderful New Years Eve!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Whoever has that banging resolution, call me, lets meet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

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So what will happen now when another state will not have him on its ballot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Fuck him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

@racocn8 Oh and as for those busses while she didn't pay for them out of her personal pocket she OWNS the organization that did...

snicker Remember that old saying.... [youtube.com]

anglophone comments on Jan 1, 2024:

If, as seems possible, the SCOTUS rules against the pustule, I can see him calling on his supporters to storm and sack the Supreme Court building.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

And this time you can bet that the National Guard will be there waiting for them fully locked and loaded...

More Conservative Bashing!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Seems like every White Christian Nazi I ever come face to face with calls me "intimidating" for some reason... I even had a few piss their pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin It usually takes at least 5 to 1 or complacent cops backing them up to keep them from pissing their master race underroos...

Not only is Trump not eligible for the presidency or any other elected office but ANY person or ...

racocn8 comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Yeah? If SCOTUS GOP crooks will lie to get on the court and pass shit they promised not to, they sure as hell can let Trump get off. I have zero confidence in SCOTUS honoring its oaths and duties.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

Going to be a bit hard for one Justice to justify making a stupid decision to keep Trump on the ballot anyway.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf5D44cNE5Q=GlennKirschner

Not only is Trump not eligible for the presidency or any other elected office but ANY person or ...

racocn8 comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Yeah? If SCOTUS GOP crooks will lie to get on the court and pass shit they promised not to, they sure as hell can let Trump get off. I have zero confidence in SCOTUS honoring its oaths and duties.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

Not without violating the 14th amendment and being forced off the court and then the decision being reversed... Their removal can be accomplished by any branch of the government including the military since this would technically make them seditionists.... Clarence Thomas has already recused himself from ANY and ALL cases regarding Trump and Jan 6th for this reason as he is even closer to the edge than the others and without his vote the court is deadlocked unless one of the conservatives flips on their vote... https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/column-justice-thomas-rare-recusal-was-an-attempt-damage-control-little-else-2023-10-24/

So what will happen now when another state will not have him on its ballot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Fuck him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@racocn8 Unfortunately she does NOT hold a government office but if her husband steps over the line to protect either her or Trump according to the 14th amendment he is no longer qualified to hold a seat on the supreme court and must be removed. This is to my thinking why the Supreme court refused to weigh in on Trump's claim of immunity.... While I am not a lawyer I have studied the law and the constitution and if the other branches of government refuse to act the military must take action... And we all know how happy they are with the Republican party these days after Tommy the Tubeworm's tantrum...

So what will happen now when another state will not have him on its ballot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Fuck him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@anglophone Section 3 of the 14th amendment specifically includes them in its wording.... Read it yourself even a moron couldn't possibly misunderstand it...

So what will happen now when another state will not have him on its ballot?

Theresa_N comments on Dec 31, 2023:

He'll sue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

And any suit will be stricken down for lack of merit... Any other course of action can result in their removal from office under the 14th amendment...

So what will happen now when another state will not have him on its ballot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Fuck him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@anglophone Even if the supreme court Republicans try to save his ass the DOJ can officially step in and forcibly remove them from office as the 14th amendment includes appointed offices... ANY "aid and comfort" by them makes them as guilty of insurrection as he is...

More Conservative Bashing!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Seems like every White Christian Nazi I ever come face to face with calls me "intimidating" for some reason... I even had a few piss their pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin And are a part of a mob...

Ahhh the sweet smell of success...

DenoPenno comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Trump is always first.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

Actually Nixon was the first to get elected with foreign help and Reagan the second.... Trump was the turd...er ... third...

For those of you who think this will never happen here.... [dailykos.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on Dec 25, 2023:

I agree. Right now it's pretty much loner terrorists, but it will continue to escalate and soon enough, it will be small packs of them, both striking at planned targets, but also branching out into actively hunting those they see as their enemies, ie. immigrants, Jews, liberals, queer folk, wherever...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin Having a problem with grammar are you?... Reports have it that many Republicans in congress voted to acquit Trump crying in fear and pissing themselves. It seems lack of courage and backbone enough to do what is right is demanded of their candidates for office by the GQP...

"It's a book". What else can I say? [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Only thing I ever found it good for was wiping my ass when I was out of toilet paper...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2023:

@fishline79 There is only one copy in the world... Codex Sinaiticus | Earliest Known Biblical Manuscript ... Codex Sinaiticus Codex Sinaiticus, the earliest known manuscript of the Christian Bible, compiled in the 4th century ce. In 1844, 43 leaves of a 4th-century biblical codex (a collection of single pages bound together along one side) were discovered at St.

Ahhh the sweet smell of success...

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Seriously?? This pustule has a cologne? Sometimes, there just aren't any words.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain Business ventures that all ended in failure...

Trump campaign picks new theme song... [youtube.com]

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Smells like shit!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

And the name of the song is?....

Ahhh the sweet smell of success...

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Seriously?? This pustule has a cologne? Sometimes, there just aren't any words.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

Read it carefully and pay attention to the grammar....

How about some offensive content?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I have offended so many here that about half the site has blocked me.... Gad I love the sweet smell of success....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@glennlab Those too...

How about some offensive content?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I have offended so many here that about half the site has blocked me.... Gad I love the sweet smell of success....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@Betty Could be the reason he is a pain in the ass eh?...

How about some offensive content?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I have offended so many here that about half the site has blocked me.... Gad I love the sweet smell of success....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@glennlab But probably the best for Preparation H

How about some offensive content?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I have offended so many here that about half the site has blocked me.... Gad I love the sweet smell of success....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@Betty I think running around in dirty diapers has inflamed diaper Don's hemorrhoids....

Happy New year All!!!

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Glennsie....tell me you mean that in the figurative sense, please? :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@glennlab I don't know a mile sounds about right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPTEYCGCM4=%D0%92%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%9E%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%96%D1%8E%7CHorizon%27sLord

For those of you who think this will never happen here.... [dailykos.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on Dec 25, 2023:

I agree. Right now it's pretty much loner terrorists, but it will continue to escalate and soon enough, it will be small packs of them, both striking at planned targets, but also branching out into actively hunting those they see as their enemies, ie. immigrants, Jews, liberals, queer folk, wherever...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin Likely there are more than a few in congress making plans to go as well if they can afford it. Right now they are scared of Trump who is completely unstable and know if he loses their asses are in a very exposed position legally.They aren't sure if it would be worse for them if he won or lost at this point. If he won they would have to worry about him siccing his minions on them at Trump's slightest whim and if he loses they are worried who is going to get their asses first Trumps psycho fans or the DOJ... Pretty sure they would prefer a stay at club fed over being beaten and torn to pieces by his mob of adoring inbreds...

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain #MeToo

When they have got you over a barrel....

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I've thought a lot about Rudy and how, for one brief moment, he was in the right place and managed to appear competent and downright admirable. Was he the Rudy we know now...back then? Or has he been rotting like old beef over the years?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain Having known a lot of people from there I say hell yes. Most of them only see the block they live on their entire lives they just seem to not understand things that other people take for granted are scams.

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain LMAO Franny Willis wants a piece of his ass and not in the biblical sense....

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@annewimsey1 Bitch got off way too easy with only 16 years...

Maine is now the second state to ban Donnie Dumbass from the ballot.

nogod4me comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Actually, the 22 Amendment cannot apply since it would be admitting that he had won the election, which he did not. That is why the Secretary of State rejected that argument.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

Actually since Donnie Dumbass's lawyers responded after the deadline he ended up having to admit he had known he had lost...

For those of you who think this will never happen here.... [dailykos.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on Dec 25, 2023:

I agree. Right now it's pretty much loner terrorists, but it will continue to escalate and soon enough, it will be small packs of them, both striking at planned targets, but also branching out into actively hunting those they see as their enemies, ie. immigrants, Jews, liberals, queer folk, wherever...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin They already refused to rule on his immunity for fear of ending up in prison is my guess.... Not that any of them are likely to stay out in the long run. I think many of them are already planning extended vacations in non-extradition countries after this election...

When they have got you over a barrel....

pamagain comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I've thought a lot about Rudy and how, for one brief moment, he was in the right place and managed to appear competent and downright admirable. Was he the Rudy we know now...back then? Or has he been rotting like old beef over the years?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

He has always been what he is now and the only reason he got away with it this long is he stayed in NY where people are gullible... The minute he went national with trump his days were numbered... Trump has the same problem everyone except New Yorkers saw him as the loser he was... If they had both stayed in N Y they would still be living the high life.

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain And now he has nothing as well as being on his way to a Georgia state penitentiary...

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@pamagain Then why aren't they working?... This is the same principal as robbing a bank for $2,000 and getting 20 years in prison... You can make a lot more money just flipping burgers without worrying about prison which makes you a real idiot...

Now that's a real lab

racocn8 comments on Dec 29, 2023:

It is the one frustration of having a dog that one cannot share many experiences. That one does look like it is trying.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

Yeah the dog mentality revolves around "man throw ball must fetch" and "food please..."

When they have got you over a barrel....

Mooolah comments on Dec 29, 2023:

America's mayor. The man who broke the mafia. The Mayor who had his command post in the World Trade Center, & was walking for his life with everyone 'sept the brave, courageous & bold 1st responders.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

@Mooolah You forgot = Christinsanity... Look at both the US and Russia and their conservative Christians who are committing acts of terrorism as well as the Jewish conservatives in Israel that many Jews are speaking out against... When IDS snipers murder their own people (released hostages) and civilians seeking refuge in a Catholic church that government needs to be sanctioned

For those of you who think this will never happen here.... [dailykos.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on Dec 25, 2023:

I agree. Right now it's pretty much loner terrorists, but it will continue to escalate and soon enough, it will be small packs of them, both striking at planned targets, but also branching out into actively hunting those they see as their enemies, ie. immigrants, Jews, liberals, queer folk, wherever...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin If he is removed from the primary ballots in several more states he can't even get past the primary and no he can not constitutionally be elected or "appointed" president the wording of the 14th amendment is extremely clear...

autopilot under that hood...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Since they have been catching on fire and using substandard parts, it looks like Tesla wants to replace the Pinto for fireside chats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

They were the best made cars in the world before Elon took over quality control....

autopilot under that hood...

Mooolah comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Real 'Merkans & patRIOTS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

meraKLANS......

When they have got you over a barrel....

Mooolah comments on Dec 29, 2023:

America's mayor. The man who broke the mafia. The Mayor who had his command post in the World Trade Center, & was walking for his life with everyone 'sept the brave, courageous & bold 1st responders.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

The man who believed his own bullshit hype...

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

@pamagain Are they?

Maine is now the second state to ban Donnie Dumbass from the ballot.

Apunzelle comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Omg this is the best thing I’ve read about Drump in months … he can’t run for a “3rd term.” 🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

@Aaron70 "let him eat crow..." Me

Maine is now the second state to ban Donnie Dumbass from the ballot.

Apunzelle comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Omg this is the best thing I’ve read about Drump in months … he can’t run for a “3rd term.” 🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2023:

Even better the 22 amendment challenge was filed by a Republican voter....

For those of you who think it can never happen here it started years ago... [dailykos.com]

Druvius comments on Dec 25, 2023:

And I fear it's going to get much worse before it gets better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2023:

@Druvius She and her followers will never do that because they are disciples of Ronnie Raygun...

When you spend a fortune on hooker showers and nobody notices.

pamagain comments on Dec 23, 2023:

SIGH....come on! We all know he's full of shit....and now it's leaking even more than that incident on the golf course. Wonder if he's in those incontinence diapers yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2023:

@pamagain In the words of Fritz Lieber.... "Poor Superman..."

Here again!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2023:

Depends on if he was damned because he did or damned because he didn't....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2023:

@Betty Except for the time in residence...

A wee bit early for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2023:

It was much easier to raid it at night when everyone else was asleep...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2023:

@mzee I wasn't...

For those of you who think it can never happen here it started years ago... [dailykos.com]

Druvius comments on Dec 25, 2023:

And I fear it's going to get much worse before it gets better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2023:

@Druvius Why don't you stop blaming the only people trying to stop the nonsense and put the blame where it belongs.... You and the others who support the Clinton wing? If it hadn't been for you guys Trump would never have been elected in the first place.

"It's a book". What else can I say? [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Only thing I ever found it good for was wiping my ass when I was out of toilet paper...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty Desperate times call for desperate measures and I am most certainly not going to damage a first edition from my collection...

"It's a book". What else can I say? [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Only thing I ever found it good for was wiping my ass when I was out of toilet paper...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty Just keep working that paper and it softens up nicely...

"It's a book". What else can I say? [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Only thing I ever found it good for was wiping my ass when I was out of toilet paper...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty Just a little effort working on the pages while you are taking a shit softens it up a bit...

Every morning. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I finished that at around 9am and my next goal is to start back working on my porch sometime today probably in a couple hours...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty 16 for mine...

Every morning. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I finished that at around 9am and my next goal is to start back working on my porch sometime today probably in a couple hours...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty What size cup?...

Every morning. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I finished that at around 9am and my next goal is to start back working on my porch sometime today probably in a couple hours...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty Nope just starting on the 5th is all...

Every morning. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I finished that at around 9am and my next goal is to start back working on my porch sometime today probably in a couple hours...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Betty On my fourth now.... The big cup.

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glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I've contacted this contractor, they have assured me that they will vacate our site and apologized for their over zealous marketing person. We'll see.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@glennlab I am about 30 units shy of a double major in computer science (webmaster) and business administration....

Transforming Dreams into Reality with Lone Star Remodeling and Construction Looking for a ...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I've contacted this contractor, they have assured me that they will vacate our site and apologized for their over zealous marketing person. We'll see.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@glennlab " and it was a well done piece" Did they say who wrote it for them? Someone had to have written it for them because there isn't a single "y'all" in the whole ad...

Transforming Dreams into Reality with Lone Star Remodeling and Construction Looking for a ...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2023:

What an idiot!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

I think you vastly overrate the intelligence of the person you are dealing with...

When you spend a fortune on hooker showers and nobody notices.

pamagain comments on Dec 23, 2023:

SIGH....come on! We all know he's full of shit....and now it's leaking even more than that incident on the golf course. Wonder if he's in those incontinence diapers yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@pamagain Please let that happen at one of his rallies on live TV...

Seen in rural backwoods or urban Alabama

Druvius comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Seems to be a really common TikTok joke, so hoping that's all it is. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

You wish....

Seen in rural backwoods or urban Alabama

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Welcome to Texas....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@glennlab Like Duncanville...

That seems like closing the barn doors after the horses have escaped.

annewimsey1 comments on Dec 27, 2023:

It Would be soooooooo much more useful if we could ship them somewhere....but who would take them!!??????!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

Russia they need more cannon fodder for the meat waves in Ukraine...

Petition to ban Trump from the ballots in every state.

Druvius comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Then him and his followers will have actual justification for claiming the election was rigged and be more enraged than ever. Wouldn't being a good president who's making America better for working and middle class Americans be a better way to win the election? (Had a hard time typing that as I was ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2023:

@Druvius News flash guy they have been running their civil war now for years and hundreds of people die every years from the mass shootings , bombings and other terrorist acts the Republican party instigates. Maybe when they try to organize a mass assault they will see just how badly outnumbered they are when people start shooting back. Look at that fucktard above making his pathetic threats I am betting the only time he ever served was in the drunk tank.

Petition to ban Trump from the ballots in every state.

Druvius comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Then him and his followers will have actual justification for claiming the election was rigged and be more enraged than ever. Wouldn't being a good president who's making America better for working and middle class Americans be a better way to win the election? (Had a hard time typing that as I was ...