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A picture is worth.....

Garban comments on Sep 26, 2023:

Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. And some days you’re the lumber.😖

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

Not so old saying in construction work down in Florida since all the Hispanic labor took off saying "Fuck you Nazis do it yourself then..."

Good thing he didn’t come home while she was having sausage.

Betty comments on Sep 26, 2023:

You are really competing now. ;) Love them. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

@Garban Eney Memey Miney Moe....

Good thing he didn’t come home while she was having sausage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2023:

I want to know how the dog rubbed that lamp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

@glennlab Should have recorded it I am betting it would have been popular in some parts of the country.... Like Utah, Texas and Florida....

Past time for this fraud....

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2023:

Not soon enough or final enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

@FrayedBear Only a minority wanted him and he did come here under false pretenses so his naturalization isn't legitimate and should therefore be revoked...

I am not sure about this.

Garban comments on Sep 26, 2023:

I could use a muffler for my 1970 gremlin with noisy exhaust and a clunky transmission.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

Still factory fresh is it?...

Past time for this fraud....

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2023:

Not soon enough or final enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2023:

I would like to see him convicted under RICO, stripped of everything he has, disenfranchised and deported in a cage back to Australia. After all it was a prison colony once and it seems fitting to send a criminal back...

Newton’s Prime law of motion.

Betty comments on Sep 25, 2023:

If you're eating a doughnut then, I want one too. 😁 Great set. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2023:

@Garban The way my mind works I blame it on reading to many Spider Robinson books....

Newton’s Prime law of motion.

Betty comments on Sep 25, 2023:

If you're eating a doughnut then, I want one too. 😁 Great set. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2023:

@Betty If he says "creme" I am going to laugh my ass off....

Newton’s Prime law of motion.

Betty comments on Sep 25, 2023:

If you're eating a doughnut then, I want one too. 😁 Great set. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2023:

While I like doughnuts they are bad for the diabetes so I can't eat them or I crave more. Really sucks sometimes but if others want to eat them I don't begrudge them.

Happy Saturday!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2023:

Did you hack my phone and get that picture of my cat Panther?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2023:

@michelle666gar By the way I may have found the solution to your phone problem playing videos.... Try clearing the cache on it once in a while...

Haven't tried this since school days

pamagain comments on Sep 22, 2023:

At least there's a drain.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2023:

Because there are a lot of guys in this world who can't hit the target even when they are only inches away.... What the problem is either size or bad aim I don't care to know.

Somewhere out there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2023:

Can you even get laid looking like that?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2023:

@St-Sinner But who was Becky's love?....

It's a great catch in Texas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2023:

Better check out that 400 acres first there might not be anything to hunt because nothing can live there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2023:

@St-Sinner Could be an old nuclear waste dump from the way she looks...

Is it Friday yet?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2023:

I saw the red flags, but I thought it was a carnival.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2023:

@michelle666gar At least he had fun taking the rides...

When a dress code is being enforced in your workplace....

Garban comments on Sep 21, 2023:

As toxic as the house is they should all wear hazmat suits.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2023:

Rather see them wearing handcuffs...

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2023:

@puff A little educational material to help you learn the facts... https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/10/26/how-fascist-are-putins-views Putin's Russia is a moderate Fascist state... https://archive.transatlanticrelations.org/publication/putins-russia-moderate-fascist-state-vladislav-inozemtsev/ https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/how-putins-russia-embraced-fascism-while-preaching-anti-fascism/ " Global Racism Is Russia Fascist? No previous fascism made it past its youth. This one is a late-stage fascism. It necessarily takes some styles and structures from late-stage Soviet Communism. July 5, 2022" https://www.theglobalist.com/is-russia-fascist/ https://theconversation.com/yes-putin-and-russia-are-fascist-a-political-scientist-shows-how-they-meet-the-textbook-definition-179063

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2023:

@puff You really need to stop smoking that meth guy.... Everything you are saying is Putin's Russia. Ukraine ousted Putin's puppet to gain their freedom recently and since then has had free elections. During WW 2 the only reason they sided with the Nazis was to break free off Russia and the same is true of Finland. https://www.politico.eu/article/ukraine-war-democracy-dilemma-elections/

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2023:

@puff Got a news flash for you.... Russia is in fact a fascist country.... Maybe if you knew what fascism is?.... You sounds like Donnie the Dumbass telling people that Democrats are Communists and Fascists which are the far end of both the Right and Left politically. Putin was saying that Ukraine was Fascists but Fascists don't allow free elections and Ukraine has those while Russia only has tightly controlled fake elections with the winners appointed in advance by Putin...

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

@puff India and Russia are both fascist countries just like Nazi Germany was or Franco's Spain and Mussolini's Italy . What concern's me most today is that the Republican party is fascist and authoritarian to the core and destroying the freedom of all in favor of the leadership and mega donor's personal gain.They love the poorly educated because they are easier to manipulate which is why they are destroying our once leading public educational system in favor of privatization based on teaching the minimum and depleting funding so the public schools will fail. A university degree today can cost a quarter million dollars putting the degree earner into a life of debtor's servitude. Before Nixon and the rest started defunding our public schools they were cheap . Used to be in the 1960's the big supermarket chains held contests for "box boys" and girls on television which gave out as top prize to the winner for that month a $20,000 savings bond that they could pay for their schooling often earning at least a Master's degree debt free. Today s bagger at the store is lucky to get minimum wage.... This is what progressives are fighting against and why we want free college and Medicare for all.

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

@puff Every time you point your finger remember the rest are pointing back at you.... Ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you that I am not racist. My feelings of disgust are for assholes no matter what color skin they have...

puff comments on Sep 20, 2023:

So this meme makes fun of cultural differences, implying that they are discriminatory. Then degenerates the whole culture with a simplistic assumption. Why don't you post one with an African American looking distraught at Walmart closing, then you can have another photo with their eyes lighting up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

Awwww whats the matter mad about a fellow conservative being openly racist?....

I am beginning to find out

pamagain comments on Sep 20, 2023:

What in hell is that THING on the spit????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

Could be a Cornish game hen...

The state of medical care in Florida....

Switchcraft comments on Sep 20, 2023:

All we need to know about Ron Desantis is that during the first few months of Covid, his wife began breast cancer treatments which would result in her auto-immune system being significantly depleted. At the same time, he was trying to limit ALL precautions regarding Covid, thus should she contract ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

Cheaper than a divorce....

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

@St-Sinner No wonder you live in Texas...

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums