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All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2023:
"Goat Rapist's Guide to the Galaxy..." Been using that one for decades now...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2023:
@Betty Not if you believe in that bullshit.... Because if you do it will completely upset your worldview.
Merry X-mas Ruby....
Betty comments on Dec 20, 2023:
Do you wish is was your name instead? ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2023:
Hell yeah don't you?...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Growing up is when you stop having fun...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Nope I just don't want to grow up...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Nope Peter Pan...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Then the most you are likely to run into is some kid playing Captain Jack Sparrow...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Unless you are on a ship passing Yemen or Somalia...
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Actually both are Hollywood movie bullshit...
12 days of Christmas
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Why I no longer go on Assbook....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty Actually two of them are over 18 but they are not in contact with me because of my ex-wife's side of the family... The granddaughter I am in contact with just turned 15. Besides I am patient.
Yes, it does, mate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty More like "Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirate's life for me..."
12 days of Christmas
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:
Why I no longer go on Assbook....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2023:
@Betty I look forward to that day in 10 or 15 years...
Not to be taken lightly
Betty comments on Dec 18, 2023:
Please tell me that is not an actual "thing". Are there really enough men that stupid that it warrants a book with at least twenty-two volumes? Mind blown...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2023:
@Betty Try asking any ER doctor or nurse... They have some pretty weird shit coming in... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/10/wine-bottle-up-bum-xray_n_4574502.html https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2017/08/i-fell-on-it-doc-i-swear-27-hilarious-stories-of-rectal-foreign-objects-that-became-medical-emergencies/ https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs=ubuntu-sn&q=vacuum+cleaner+masturbation#ip=1 https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/threads/michigan-man-sentenced-to-90-days-in-prison-for-sex-act-with-car-wash-vacuum.105874/page-2 https://cpoclass.com/penis-stuck-in-pool/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFRVKKiWX8U=JustPoliceVideos
United Methodist Churches lost over 6,000 congregations in the US this year because dark ages ...
St-Sinner comments on Dec 18, 2023:
Fantastic news. It makes me happy. The young generations today is exposed to the truth more than our generation ever was and I think more parents are allowing children to think differently knowing is they didn't kids would rebel. In my time, whatever was told and what all did around me was the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2023:
From what I understand these break aways are also some of the largest and affluent congregations they have so the United Methodists are already talking about budget cuts...
Communists are genociding islamists.
michelle666gar comments on Dec 18, 2023:
Are you Rosanne Barr? https://share.newsbreak.com/5oqizgg1
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2023:
Might be Rudy or Donnie Dumbass...
Not to be taken lightly
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:
And the wife was mad because she thought he had bought that vacuum cleaner for her.... Why does she think they called them "suck brooms?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2023:
@Betty Not that stupid.... I understand physics...
Wait, what? So you? Want to grab my what!?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:
I hate how these morons keep asking me to buy my home "for cash" every time I get a snail mail, email, text, or phone call I tell them to fuck off and take me off their list but as fast as one asshole stops two more scumbags pop-up... Almost as bad as people asking if my house is "for rent" There is...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2023:
@zeuser These are the same fuckers making home ownership impossible for many people and jacking rents up to where nobody can afford them... This practice needs to be outlawed...
Um...bottoms up?
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2023:
@zeuser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpzm7lZmhk=HDFilmTributes
So what is the difference between MAGA and Hamas?....
Druvius comments on Dec 16, 2023:
The Palestinians have a just cause, unlike the man babies who stormed congress.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2023:
@Druvius Those are the same "man babies" that have been members of the Klan and other White Supremacist organizations which are responsible for lynchings, arson, bombings, mass shootings and other acts of terrorism in the US.... Now they are calling themselves "MAGA" which must mean to them "Make Slavery Great Again..."
Cheech & Chong
michelle666gar comments on Dec 17, 2023:
I remember my dad had this album and he, well we would all listen to it when he would play it, LOVE Cheech and Chong!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2023:
I had Big Bambu but my sister stole the giant rolling paper that came with the album....
So what is the difference between MAGA and Hamas?....
Druvius comments on Dec 16, 2023:
The Palestinians have a just cause, unlike the man babies who stormed congress.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2023:
@Druvius War is sometimes necessary to protect people against terrorism,ethnic cleansing, conquest, and apartheid but only sparingly... Is Ukraine wrong for defending themselves against terrorism, expansion, ethnic cleansing and apartheid by the Russians in a war they didn't start?...
So what is the difference between MAGA and Hamas?....
Druvius comments on Dec 16, 2023:
The Palestinians have a just cause, unlike the man babies who stormed congress.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2023:
Terrorism is never the answer...
He died for your sins, now you owe him some pleasure
michelle666gar comments on Dec 16, 2023:
Oh Jesus, what a big ..... you have! 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2023:
Going to worship that big dick now are you?...
148 Million.... LMAO [dailykos.com]
anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2023:
There is no way that tight-ass arrogant entitled corrupt white supremacist dictatorial bully is going to pay a cent to anybody!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2023:
He isn't going to have a choice and anyways soon now he isn't going to need money as he will have a cozy new all expenses paid digs courtesy of the Georgia state penitentiary system for the rest of his life...
I have a team im rooting for in both groups, but i still don't care too much.
Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2023:
If you think women and children being maimed and killed is fun you have a warped sense of humour
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2023:
@annewimsey1 Bombing them by policy, raping and murdering by. policy kidnapping by policy even Hamas and Israel haven't been openly and brazenly that evil....
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2023:
@puff Biggest loser I have ever seen is a toss up between you, Putin and Trump.... Or should that be "toss off?"
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2023:
@puff Gad you really are a stupid person aren't you?... https://www.wsj.com/articles/russias-economy-is-starting-to-come-undone-431a2878
I have a team im rooting for in both groups, but i still don't care too much.
Diaco comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Finally one day you will realize both Are exactly your war! on a big picture. Do you think it is just a coincidence that Hamas attacked after the India-West Asia-Europe corridor deal as an alternative for China's "Belt and Road" in the G20? That alternate deal needs a Normal relationship between...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2023:
No he won't he is a moron who only thinks of himself. His treasonous thinking is getting a lot of good people killed thankfully Ukraine is getting a lot of support from the EU right now and countries like Finland, Sweden and others in the NATO organization as well. South Korea just busted their asses to send them over 300K rounds of 155mm ammo they manufactured in 41 days and Finland sent another 200K+ rounds as well. Sweden is donating some of their advanced fighters also so after the first of the year Putin the Republican's best friend is going to get a lot of this shoved up his ass. Anyone who supports Putin is not only a traitor to this country but the entire free world...
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@puff I am betting you are actually a Russian at this point...
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty More vicious in reality women are the same as men they just have a greater range between good and evil...
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@puff Ukraine is going to be a part of the EU soon as well as receiving over 300K rounds of 155mm ammo from South Korea and another 200K+ from Finland in addition to top of the line fighter aircraft from Sweden that are equal to the F--16s they are also receiving soon. This is why Putin is so desperate to block aid from the US after already losing close to 90% of his military forces he started with.... Not only are you younger than I am but you look about 10 years older as well as acting like a senile jackass with a bad case of dementia...
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@puff Putin is full of shit and so are you he is "advancing to the rear... "This is already documented... Maybe you should stop your Russia Time subscription... https://www.wsj.com/world/russia/russian-has-lost-almost-90-of-its-prewar-army-u-s-intelligence-says-2e0372ab https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60506682 https://www.newsweek.com/ukraine-war-maps-show-ground-won-lost-russia-offensives-isw-report-1851053 https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/12/politics/russia-troop-losses-us-intelligence-assessment/index.html
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
fishline79 comments on Dec 14, 2023:
I was thinking of a tactical nuke using the Kremlin or Putin's palace for ground zero. It wouldn't do half the damage that he has inflicted on Kiev in a year and a half but it might make a point. (or, at least a big crater).
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@fishline79 His weapons might be old and the failure rate would be well over 50% because of lack of maintenance and political corruption but it would still be a trigger for the Chinese, NK, and India at least to start lobbing bombs and the Chines do make good missiles they just can't build aircraft carriers that are worth a shit...
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Mooolah Here are a few other women in power who were known for being war leaders... https://africanvibes.com/10-brave-african-warrior-queens/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/grace-o-malley-irish-female-pirate https://www.films.com/ecTitleDetail.aspx?TitleID=281522 https://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/viking-warrior-queen/5180/
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@fishline79 He talks like he gets his news from Russia Times just like that idiot who calls himself "Frayedbear" does...
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
fishline79 comments on Dec 14, 2023:
I was thinking of a tactical nuke using the Kremlin or Putin's palace for ground zero. It wouldn't do half the damage that he has inflicted on Kiev in a year and a half but it might make a point. (or, at least a big crater).
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@puff Russia's Navy has no real ability to wage war on a large scale they has already lost over 30% of it to Ukraine including one of their submarines. Now Ukraine is actually getting ships from the UK which is scaring the shit out of Putin and his paper bear.
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
fishline79 comments on Dec 14, 2023:
I was thinking of a tactical nuke using the Kremlin or Putin's palace for ground zero. It wouldn't do half the damage that he has inflicted on Kiev in a year and a half but it might make a point. (or, at least a big crater).
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
Going with a nuke while tempting is a bad idea as it would cause retaliation from both Russia and China... Ukraine has already destroyed Russia's ability to make war for at least the next 20 years if they simply get good equipment Russia many not be able to wage any new wars for the next 100 years soon as the Russian union is already starting to fall apart along with the Russian economy...
I don't know about you guys but I am for this.
puff comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Send as much kit as you like, not enough Ukrainian's nor time to train to use them effectively. Pity all that kit left in Afghanistan wasn't sent there aye? Anyways, investigations right now as it seems both Hamas and Hezbollah source weapons from Ukraine now so you keep sending them stuff. The ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
They already are using them very effectively... Maybe you shouldn't talk about things you don't know anything about. You sound like a Russian propagandist... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwIt0gRa6b4=U.S.DefenseNews https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/what-is-bradley-fighting-vehicle-2023-01-06/
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Mooolah, @Betty Improving humanity toppling one dictator at a time....
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Mooolah Tell that to Margret Thatcher....
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty If I was still young enough and in good physical condition I would have already gone over there to join the fight. Not for the love of fighting and killing but because I believe that people like Putin should never be tolerated or encouraged.
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty There is a difference between arming Ukrainians who didn't want this fight and Putin who started this war to rebuild the old USSR's empire and has been bombing civilian populations, libraries, schools, hospitals, as well as committing other war crimes like having troops rape and murder women and kidnap children...
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty It could be done and California is the only state with a budget surplus large enough to finance a project like this. Also we could work a deal with BAE to bring back manufacturing to CA of these vehicles using a tax credit scheme basing them in SoCal instead of the San Francisco are where they used to be based which is why the moved during the tech expansion there. Between the 25mm chain guns and the TOW missiles those things mount if say 1,000 of those showed up in Ukraine next year the Russians wouldn't stop running until they reached Moscow...
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty This seems like a great idea to me... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/14/2211632/-Ukraine-My-proposal-for-a-California-National-Guard-Lend-Lease
Makes you feel warm all over!
Switchcraft comments on Dec 14, 2023:
wish I could send them a gift
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
Fully loaded cardboard drone like the Ukrainians use?...
Makes you feel warm all over!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:
Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty Eggaxctly like that.... Big Baddaboom...
Yo kids, get your act together.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:
#MeToo I intend to live forever just to piss everyone else off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty Badly before I was diagnosed but knowing what is wrong has helped me a lot. There is a company called Breez here that manufactures medical marijuana and they make a 50/50 pill that lasts about 8 hours which helps a lot as well. Kills the pain as well as anxiety without the messed up thinking that pure THC gives you. I have a lot of chronic pain because of arthritis and the VA wanted to prescribe Norco to me but I would end up with a drug habit if I went that route. Fuck that I already have enough problems to cope with without that.
I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]
annewimsey1 comments on Dec 13, 2023:
I am screaming right now having to hear him/look at his whiny face....thanks for posting?????
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@annewimsey1 Unless it is an obituary with their name on it?...
Yo kids, get your act together.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:
#MeToo I intend to live forever just to piss everyone else off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty Most of the ones at the VA near me are medical missionaries trained by the 7 Day Adventist cult and aren't really qualified to treat veterans so they tend to just prescribe whatever their handbook says works without regard to side effects or anything else... Most veterans with PTSD die by the age of 60 but in the beginning of March I will turn 66. I went without treatment for more than 40 years and I am probably lucky in a way because the standard treatment protocols used to be to provide the patient with as much opiates as they could handle leading to a lot of deaths by overdose or suicide.
Yo kids, get your act together.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:
#MeToo I intend to live forever just to piss everyone else off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2023:
@Betty Stick around and find out.... According to statistics I should have died at least 6 years ago already and it drives them nuts at the VA... Primary: Do you feel like harming yourself or have guns? Me : No I don't feel like harming myself but sometimes when asked stupid questions I have to restrain myself to keep from telling people who ask me stupid questions what a pain in my ass they are. As for guns in my house only an idiot would commit suicide with a gun when you guys keep trying to force opiates on people like me... Notice my file says "do NOT prescribe opiates or other addictive drugs or even offer them to me" or I will tell you where to stick them rudely.... And yes my medical records say exactly that...
Inflation has been high. We must improvise.
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
AND...it could double as a walking cane in the rain!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain You can do that anyway with a good throwing arm...
Inflation has been high. We must improvise.
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
AND...it could double as a walking cane in the rain!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain I kind of like that those hard to reach spots would suddenly be within reach when showering or you just need to scratch...
Inflation has been high. We must improvise.
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
AND...it could double as a walking cane in the rain!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain No but just think of the fun at those family dinners when someone who thinks they are sitting out of reach mouths off and you slap them upside of their stupid head...
Inflation has been high. We must improvise.
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
AND...it could double as a walking cane in the rain!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain Or have your arm surgically extended about 18 inches....
I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
He always looks as if someone's just smacked him in the face with a 2/4.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain Got myself a Ryobi Framing nail gun and a box full of 3 and 1/2 inch nails all ready to go...
Inflation has been high. We must improvise.
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
AND...it could double as a walking cane in the rain!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
But only if you are three feet tall....
I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
He always looks as if someone's just smacked him in the face with a 2/4.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
@pamagain Only after driving nails through the board....
I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]
annewimsey1 comments on Dec 13, 2023:
I am screaming right now having to hear him/look at his whiny face....thanks for posting?????
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
This is a late show parody of Fucker Snarlson...
I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]
pamagain comments on Dec 13, 2023:
He always looks as if someone's just smacked him in the face with a 2/4.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2023:
Nah he would look far better if someone did....
wish I was that pig
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
The one biting her on the ass?... You do realize it is a female right?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2023:
@Moravian Same problem everywhere in the world these days... Churchies and other conservatives always trying to tell people how to live their lives and crying when they don't because somehow this "interferes with their religious beliefs..." Never mind the other person's beliefs or their rights it is always about them. Shitty little pricks aren't they?...
Democrat problem solving.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
You must really enjoy looking stupid don't you?... Got a newsflash for you Donny Dumbass ran up 9 Trillion dollars in debt in only 4 years making him not only the most criminal president in history as well as the most incompetent and feckless but also the first president in history to increase the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
@Scott321 His English is too good and his posts sound like a backwoods inbred redneck in their content.... Which leaves some room for doubt.. Most of those jackasses still rant about Russians being "commies".
Democrat problem solving.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
You must really enjoy looking stupid don't you?... Got a newsflash for you Donny Dumbass ran up 9 Trillion dollars in debt in only 4 years making him not only the most criminal president in history as well as the most incompetent and feckless but also the first president in history to increase the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
@Scott321 Yeah and this clown sounds like one of those Russian troll farm types...
Democrat problem solving.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
You must really enjoy looking stupid don't you?... Got a newsflash for you Donny Dumbass ran up 9 Trillion dollars in debt in only 4 years making him not only the most criminal president in history as well as the most incompetent and feckless but also the first president in history to increase the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
@silverotter11 This guy is so stupid he actually makes Donnie Dumbass look like he has a functioning brain even though all he does is endlessly make himself look stupid and shit his pants...
The history of reindeer names.
Moravian comments on Dec 11, 2023:
I'm not sure if it is common knowledge that only female reindeer retain their antlers until late December. So Rudolph must be a female.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
Explains a lot "he" was always a little bitch....
wish I was that pig
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
The one biting her on the ass?... You do realize it is a female right?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
@Moravian No but whining about people having the right to chose about anything is all the rage with the far-right everywhere these days...
Democrat problem solving.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:
You must really enjoy looking stupid don't you?... Got a newsflash for you Donny Dumbass ran up 9 Trillion dollars in debt in only 4 years making him not only the most criminal president in history as well as the most incompetent and feckless but also the first president in history to increase the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
@silverotter11 On the bright-side we can always get our laughs debunking their stupidity...
Sounds to be pretty life like
annewimsey1 comments on Dec 10, 2023:
What a *Charming* person you are.........
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2023:
He sounds downright Christian doesn't he?...
For sure….
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2023:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EPEkk6qWkg=NewYorkMagazine
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@pamagain That much is blindingly obvious to anyone but a Republican.... Sometimes it makes me wonder how they can dress themselves and I am pretty sure bathing is optional for a lot of them...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff How in the name of fuck do you even manage to dress by yourself?... https://apnews.com/article/hunter-biden-tax-charges-special-counsel-75b2aa05f247535677454ff2dfa7c71f
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff You mean those false claims the Republicans have been making that even Fox news has admitted are pure bullshit? As for tax fraud what do you think Hunter Biden has been charged with?... Tax fraud dumbass... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/8/2210568/-Comer-isn-t-even-trying-as-Jake-Tapper-makes-fun-of-his-Biden-conspiracy-theory-on-live-TV https://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=59248
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff Hey moron..... TAX FRAUD.... violations of the state business codes.... He DID in FACT violate these and now he has to pay the price.... If he hadn't been stupid and run for president he might have got away with it but he likes to brag about cheating the system so now he has to pay the price.
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff Fraud doesn't require a complaint by the victim to file a civil suit.... It only requires evidence... This suit was filed by the stat attorney general on behalf of the state for tax fraud in the amount of 250 million... I am also proud of Bernie Sanders standing up and saying that no further unconditional aid should be given to Israel...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff You repeated Trump's lies saying "he had done nothing wrong" while in truth he has constantly violated the laws of this country his entire life. Inflating the actual value of a property when applying for a loan is in fact a violation of the law and if the statue of limitations for criminal prosecution had not run out that would have been considered a felony. Deflation of the same properties and income to evade state and federal taxes like he did is also a crime. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/appraisalfraud.asp Putin has publicly stated that his actual reason for attacking Ukraine is his intention to rebuild the old Soviet Empire including many countries that are already members of NATO... He is at present attacking the civilian population of Ukraine trying his best to destroy their independent culture. He is also drafting people from outlying regions of the Russian union and using them as cannon fodder to depopulate ares that the RU considers "undesirable". This is why Orban and others like him are getting elected the far right in many countries are welcoming his help in getting elected so they in turn work to block aid to Ukraine. Trump owes him not only for getting him elected but for propping up his businesses through not only Deutsche Bank but smaller banks known to have been controlled by the Russians and Russian mafia some of them going back to the days of the KGB during the 1970s. He was forced to do this because American Banks stopped doing business with him because he couldn't be trusted... https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/ https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a43329318/russian-investment-trump-media/ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/17/trump-media-executives-worried-over-murky-8m-loan Since he is at this time holding the purse strings of the Republican party they cooperate with him so they can buy the next election but since his campaign PAC is at this time paying his legal bills (also a violation of campaign finance laws) the joke is on them because my guess is when he no longer sees a way out he is going to take that money and run like hell...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff Suit yourself but to avoid being thought a tool or a moron you should stop posting heavily debunked Russian and Republican propaganda...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff Like I said you are a moron.... either that or a tool of Putin...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@puff You area complete ass.... Putin attacked long before NATO membership was floated...
More Reasons to Not Have Kids | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube
Trolling comments on Dec 9, 2023:
We have a few folks around here that didn’t have any kids. Now they’re old and alone and a little off in the head. Maybe it’s just a part of age though. Had two die in the past year and eaten by their pets. One was estimated at 3-4 weeks and the other at about 7 weeks before being found....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@Esprit_de_Corp
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@Switchcraft Actually he is blaming Biden for all the problems Trump caused because he is too lazy to do any research into matters... He obviously gets his news from Russian media because Trump clearly violated the law both in business and in office.
More Reasons to Not Have Kids | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube
Trolling comments on Dec 9, 2023:
We have a few folks around here that didn’t have any kids. Now they’re old and alone and a little off in the head. Maybe it’s just a part of age though. Had two die in the past year and eaten by their pets. One was estimated at 3-4 weeks and the other at about 7 weeks before being found....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
There are plenty of people in this world who shouldn't be allowed to breed children and evidence seems to point out that they are 99% Republicans...
He is always thinking business
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:
About as good a way to get rich as living in a rusty trailer and voting Republican because they are helping the rich get so rich soon they will start giving money to the poor....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
@Moravian That and the piss the politicians and their wealthy donors laughingly and with great joy piss all over their lives...
He actually said this and based on history it's not surprising.
Theresa_N comments on Dec 9, 2023:
What's even sadder is there will be takers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
Probably some Redneck family will sell him their 12 year old daughter for a six pack of cheap beer...
He actually said this and based on history it's not surprising.
annewimsey1 comments on Dec 9, 2023:
Be Still my heart...although I am a Tad over his age limit............
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:
Probably his eyesight is so bad he would never notice... You thinking of marrying him for his money?... If so forget about it he sounds broke as fuck.
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:
@puff If anyone blocked Ukraine from getting those jets it was either your government's conservatives or the GOP...... Fortunately the mercs waited to long and the time ran out on their purchase of those 41 F-18s but Ukraine could have really used those 46 F-16s which terrify the Russians...
A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]
puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:
More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:
You mean like the Australian government selling fully armed and functional F-16s to mercenaries?...
Have you seen this turtle?
DenoPenno comments on Dec 9, 2023:
He might be on this site.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:
More likely on Grindr...
So I heard DeSantis made a wisecrack about "Muslims wearing man dresses" but what we really want him...
annewimsey1 comments on Dec 8, 2023:
Becuz Jeebus wore pants????¡!!????
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
I thought he wore a diaper....
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:
It's a new question, not an answer to your measurement questions.. What number comes after the three? 4, 6, 5, 5, 3 ?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
You should inform people you are asking a question or putting forth a mathematical problem instead of apparently just posting numbers... Not sure but it looks to be 4
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:
A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
@Garban There are many misnamed "paradoxes" based on defying intuition... As Heinlein phrased it so well deductive logic can lead you astray but inductive logic is more useful though he should have added experimentation to it.... He also said that if you put two sets of married doctors together you had a double pair o docs...
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:
A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
@Garban It also explains why on Earth we experience a solar year of 365.24 days while from say the orbit of Jupiter they would see a Sidereal year of 366.24 days....
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:
A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
Though you did phrase it badly I noticed it works out as... A: SC = 1 + RC = 1 which equals 2 B: SC = 2 + RC = 1 which equals 3 C: SC = 3 + RC = 1 which equals 4
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:
A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
Exactly.... I even put in a clue for those who had difficulty figuring it out but no luck. They call it "the coin rotational paradox..."
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:
Once upon a time identical circles had the same circumference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU The Mindmills Of Your Wind Round Secret circles that conspire, wheeling deals within your spiel Never ending or beginning 1Pat's feel for the unreal There is no mental illness they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
They still do...
They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.
Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:
What number comes after the three? 5, 6, 5, 5, 3?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
Sorry not even close but I will post the correct answers after this has been up for 24 hours... Though the number three is correct for one problem but you have to answer by which problem it is...
This is a different kind of horse opera..
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2023:
"I always thought of poison as my retail therapy..." Catherine de' Medici
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
@zeuser Always retail too, never wholesale...
So I heard DeSantis made a wisecrack about "Muslims wearing man dresses" but what we really want him...
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:
I think he wears them when he wants to feel "special". It's a little something, just for him! LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5MUBXsPcaQ=ELOVEVO
you never know!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2023:
You are being far too generous with that grade.... D- at best is my guess....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:
@Garban I would give that a hard yes.... Give me those powers and I could do better blind drunk while smoking some "Bruce Banner" strain...
Why don't we see the curvature?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:
Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:
@FrayedBear I am proud that some of us still fight against Nazis while you seem to enjoy citing them which makes you nothing but a Nazi to my mind... As for our founding fathers I don't think of George Washington as the father of this country in my mind that place is reserved for Thomas Paine... Did you ever stop and realize what a tiresome little cunt you are and that maybe that is why people don't like you?...
Why don't we see the curvature?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:
Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:
@LenHazell53, @FrayedBear Australia was a prison colony and dumping ground for thieves and whores remember? Also I am sure the Aboriginal people of your country would be happy to remind you of the genocidal conduct of your people as well as the enslavement they went trough at their hands... Learn your own history before spouting off about other countries... To this day they are still fighting the bigotry of people like you for recognition... https://www.aboriginalheritage.org/history/history/
Why don't we see the curvature?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:
Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:
@LenHazell53 I suggest you do some research on Gaza it hasn't been a democracy since 2006....
Why don't we see the curvature?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:
Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:
@LenHazell53 That would be @frayedbear.... Or real problem in the US is with the Republican party being controlled by Trump and Putin. If we could shut them down we could then concentrate on the Neo-Liberal near right infesting the Democratic party. Also for a "democracy " Gaza hasn't had any elections for a couple decades now so I suggest you check your sources. Many of these countries are taking Republican methods into their own political practices using voter suppression techniques in common use in the red states to "win elections" while Ukraine's last election was closely watch by several countries and was declared by all as fair and free. Right now their president has the highest confidence rating of any president in world history over 80% unless you believe North Korea's faked poll results saying Kim Jong has 99%.
Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]
FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:
Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:
@FrayedBear Nope I am just far better educated than you are and on a pension...

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