A good argument for tighter firearm restrictions? :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

More even better reasons...

Oh O!!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

What is his stage name "Hung Harry" or "Big Peter?"

Yes he did

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Not that it takes much effort to destroy Rand Paul he is even more of a stupid bigot than his father was....

That sounds like Walmart

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

What do you say to compliment a Redneck beauty queen?... Nice tooth....

Yup try that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

https://vimeo.com/577902405

Don't throw your toys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Poor cat is looking like "pick up your toys already I need a place to take a nap..." Open up a used toy store and that person could retire...

In Portuguese vaccine is spelled vacina, this is quite the Typo for national TV! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Maybe if we put up signs outside vaccination clinics saying "Free Vagina" more people would get vaccinated....

Close enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Funny isn't it how those least likely to take these jobs are the ones who want to build a wasteful wall to keep these people out... And of course won't do what they think it will...

You have to make your own rhythm.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

How cold....

DDT is so safe, you can sprinkle it on your cornflakes. [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Win with Darwin....

A busy road

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

You can always tell who the workers is.... he is the guy who has the shovel he leans on all day....

Are you a nightmare dinner guest? I scored zero. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

14 some for dietary and food safety reasons (I avoid fish because much of it is contaminated anymore) Nutella I avoid all products of that company because they are one of the largest supporters of child slavery in the world.

R U Qualified???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

States should require corporations that do this to give a 5% discount on items bought in those lanes....

"And the next day the miracle occurred - crucifixion, resurrection, and he rose again from the dead ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2021:

https://youtu.be/PXeSgVk5aH4

Teal life terminator

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Proctologist... because he is a pain in the ass....

(Cartoonist Serge Chapeleau, La Presse, Montreal)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Too bad it didn't leave a hole in the ground when he landed...

That scares them lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

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HR, do you care about your valued emloyees?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

I would enjoy helping her with that....

Cheaper than therapy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

Therapy shouldn't be expensive. It is always easier to work out your problems when you actually know what they are...

Dad joke alert! Just treading along, tired but thinking it's been a Goodyear so far. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

365 used rubbers is a very good year....

Back in the day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

We put together a fun cart frame with a 25HP engine... The kid who was clocking us backed off at 60 MPH while it was still accelerating...

&, honestly, all the religion stories sound silly as hell...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2021:

As well as boringly repetitious....

But I won't do that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2021:

*Vomits profusely*

It's my theory most religions are invented BS...(ok, all of them)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2021:

If you consider each religion as an individual case they you do have a series of facts that make a valid theory...

She told me too

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Groceries?....

Who needs exercise or steroids !

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

The scourge of online dating...

No high hopes here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

GQP campaign sign?....

Eyes on the prize

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Only real problem there is vision care....

Not ordering from that Chinese restaurant again

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

https://youtu.be/Z8zEfYbsrr0

Sure, i believe you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Translation...: "I am tired of going to the mall and having everyone say I ate Taylor Swift..."

Disappointed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

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Definitely dark

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

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That didn't go very well

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

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Just did it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

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Someone's in trouble!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

The Babble says you should "love thy neighbor..." but he may have taken it a bit to literally.

Very handy item

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Baseball bats are an excellent tool for knocking some sense into a Klan member...

Makes a lot of sense to everyone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

embarrassing when you fart so hard you blow yourself out of the sky....

Gene pool...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Gene Quintano...

She wanted an honest man

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I think the youngest is actually "Pin Pricks..."

Dont want rice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

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Love my life

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Aaaah the good life....

No free ride

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

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Life is a

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I used to drink it just like that....

Oldie but goodie...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

As if that was the worst of those old ads...

An oldie but a goodie ( easy to believe!)...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

As John Bolton put it... "Trump isn't capable of staging a coup...

Surprise. surprise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

My guess is somebody is is joining the ranks of the unemployed and homeless really soon...

I always loved this LP cover, & it was a funny, trippy listen, too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I used to listen to them every Sunday night along with DR Demento and Flo and Eddie by the fireside on KMET in LA....

Is Astrology a real thing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Astrology is not a science nor is it real. It was invented by philosophers around the third century BCE to con rulers into hiring them for important advisory posts in their courts. Of course ignorant rulers considered them wise because they "consulted the stars" to give them commonsense (and more often outrageously stupid based in personal greed) answers. Astrology allows the practitioner to fleece the ignorant by using generalized "predictions" which most often could apply to anyone and is cases where more detailed "predictions" are required for a specific mark by studying the information available on said victim. it is no different from the Gypsy palm readers who con victims out of tens of thousands of dollars telling them the money is "cursed" and to bring it to them to be "cleansed" then wrap it up in a piece of cloth, say a few words of hocus pocus then instruct the victim to take the money home and wait three days sleeping with it under their pillow. Of course when the victim finally does unwrap this money they find out they just gave this conartist a three day head start and they have already opened up shop in another state looking for the next chump. Astrologers, palm readers, priests, snake oil salesmen, Nigerian scammers, love scammers and all the rest should be treated with contempt as the criminals they are...

You may find yourself

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

J.A.T.O. unit.... https://youtu.be/enzDKTkK_Eg

Should I follow my mom's advice 🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Emergency funds?...

Gotta love a good mash-up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Sounds like Bill Cosby... Puddin it where it don't belong...

Seen that before

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

You should never wear stretch pants over something as large as Uranus....

Imagine all the....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Sheeple?....

Total lack of self-awareness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I wonder if they see it?...

Morning all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I have four cats that weigh somewhere around a total of 60+ pounds... I think the injuries from them in full attack mode would have any burglar begging to be shot...

Give him room, stay in your lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2021:

So that is @BDair head.... Now it all makes sense...

Texts & auto-corrects...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Problem is these are an actual representation of the average mentality in the world today... which explains why things are so fucked up.

Shh, we're hunting the ewusive taco. Be vewy, vewy quiet...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Funny how Libertarians always seem to be the most dependent on the same society they loudly proclaim they could do without....

Viagra does work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2021:

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So alone, so lonely.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Kind of funny isn't it how even when living with family or in a roommate situation with several people you always seem to feel on guard or alone...

Disney

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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An apt description of them

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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My new hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

One way to get rid of hunters....

Covid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Oh great more stupid from the far reich anti-vax and anti-maskers....

That magic word

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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Okay someone shared this on another social media site and I had to find it to share here as I needed...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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Just don't do it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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Christian Actor Says He’s Lost Roles and Money for Being Faithful to His Wife | Beth Stoneburner |...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2021:

So what dipshit is saying is... "Give me the roles and pay me the money so I can refuse to do the work they require?..." That is like someone taking a job selling something in a store then saying the items they are selling violates their religious beliefs so they can't sell them and expecting to get paid for the job they refuse to do... Or a Vegan getting a job in a restaurant that doesn't serve the kind of food they eat then refusing to do the work yet expecting a pay check. Ain't life a bitch?

That I believe lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2021:

After of course wiping her ass with the constitution....

I certainly feel that way every time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

https://youtu.be/kBDyTfxx5Bo

I was done playing with it, anyway...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

When I left for my first duty station in the Marines I got a letter from my mother complaining my cat had left a possum in the pool...

I guess I can give her that, tho I wouldn't have put it past her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Too bad she didn't write that type of crap.... The latest news from the "Ayn Rand Institute" is that the people who died in the Floriduh condo collapse "deserved to die for living there..."

As a bit of Response to the previous inane Post...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

You misspelled *asinine*

Have you seen my....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Choir boys got up too....

Absolutely too many times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

On a daily basis unfortunately....

Hopefully not too long now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Considering his business and CFO have both been indicted on RICO charges it shouldn't be long now... Then there is the FEC investigation into Ivanka which appears to have already lead to half the family facing charges of perjury and obstruction of justice....

What he will likely recommend next.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Stupid person posting stupid memes... go figure...

That would be a real scream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Actually I am kind of hoping we see a repeat of some of the more spectacular early Russian launch attempts...

So alone, so lonely.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

We all are alone to some degree but we make the decision most of the time to be completely alone for ourselves out of fear.

Probably deciding who goes first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Kind of hoping they all end up under the bus together...

I call this meme WTF

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

When you just want to step out for a breath of fresh air....

Now that makes more sense than suing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

He has always failed upwards it seems...

This might come in handy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Must have stopped off for a clone job...

Only works on one thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

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My life for sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Off the rails....

Here's a thought...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Deport the sex offenders and it will be simply trading racist Republicans for refugees...

Just not usually highly motivated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

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Just. like. chill, dude...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Why I am highly motivated to enjoy life and take it easy....

When I was a little kid I thought all cats were girls & all dogs were boys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Mostly because of all those incel kids who called themselves "dawgs" and talking about all the "pussy" they were supposedly getting right?

Wonder for how long it would work...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I want one in front of my house of a huge crack with a demon crawling out....

Just hilarious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

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Sometimes you just shake your head

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Fuck that let em...

Brian thought his tatoo was brilliant.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I bet he wondered how they caught him....

Once again we are coming into coyote season...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

https://youtu.be/B69ew9FtRF0

I don't need sleep, I need answers!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

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Why is it acceptable

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I figure they aren't going to like me anyway so why not point it out and enjoy the outrage?....

I have an entire garage full of them, but somehow when I need one, it's never the right size! Then ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

When my grandmother died and we cleaned out the house there were rooms with drawers and boxes filled with nothing but plastic bags.... But we already knew she was batshit insane... Well everyone but my mother knew anyway.... Kind of runs in the family another reason I am so glad I was adopted.

The Truth hurts

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

In the first grade when I was sent to the office for reading Willy Ley instead of reading "See Tom run, run Tom run" with the rest of the class.....

OK, kinda cheesy, but actually 2 jokes in 1...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Especially in March...

Dating has not been easy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

In the 7th grade I put a little cartoon at the bottom of a history test titled "Custards last stand..." Teacher had no sense of humor and sent me too the office....