Great advice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Don't forget neighborhood Republicans....

Looks more like you've been kicked out by your missus, mate. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Looks like she got the dog house too....

Shocking experience...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Two I talked to yesterday you would have needed a taser....

I said FIGS!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2022:

So much that he cursed a fig tree for not baring fruits during the off season....

Boudreaux, Thibadeaux and Clarence were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2022:

So his wife is going to Greece to go Greek?...

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Well that is one way of putting it.... er.... in... or better to say putting it in her...

If some would say that they are really bushed do they want a shaver or a hedge trimmer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

....

Ouch! That hurt...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Be careful she might get angry and bite the nose off your face...

John constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism… No matter how bad the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Which just goes to prove that how bad a situation is always depends on your prospective....

Beyond Meat COO Arrested After Biting Off the Tip of a Man’s Nose Plant-based meat substitute ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Not chicken.... pig...

A guy wants a divorce.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Terrible when you can't find a quiet and peaceful place to have a drink or 10....

MTG never fails to deliver Marianna Pecora, the woman who was kicked by Marjorie Taylor Greene, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2022:

How lucky she was not to require an amputation in order to save her life....

Mrs. Betty Bowers [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Bawhahaha... "DeSkankis stunt backfires horribly.... [youtu.be]"

Trump Says Bad Stuff's Gonna Happen. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Bad stuff is going to happen to Trump, his family, and most of his buddies for sure....

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2022:

He forgot his wannabe M-16....

Simple math....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Ask Betty... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqdqkP6jlk

Guy: It hurts when I go like this. Quack on the web: Don't go like that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvS9lvRxZ8

Happy Sunday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2022:

I don't think Pat knew it was the people backstage....

awwww such a good man

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2022:

With arms like hers I don't wonder why....

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Who's up for a little take out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

I guess if that is your bag....

Describes a lot of groups today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

I can't really understand how these Christian "anti-Darwinism" and other anti-science posts stay up on supposedly "academic" sites....

It kind of stings sometimes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Happens to me all the time...

She made the deadline!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

For me every day is a muggy day.... and it can never be too muggy.

He really didn't think this one through!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Go Darwin go!

Blokes don't do mind-reading - Fact. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Girl do you really want to be the one laying there in a fed full of chip crumbs?....

much nicer memory [tiktok.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

How insulting .... To Grandpa Munster....

Happy Thursday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Probably would have been better off marrying a prison pen pal than my ex-wife....

He answered the question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Lucky guy mine was a pain in the ass....

Latest if you missed the news......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Always has to be a fall guy....

Nailed it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Now that is what I call healthy exercise....

T-boy was delivering papers to an apartment house over dere in Montegut.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Women have it easy all they have to do is be there.... We have the hard part, trying to keep from cuming before we get started....

Looking back in hind sight...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

At least they got a bang out of it....

Some companies just do it all!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Aren't orgies essentially openings of a sort?....

Just out. Anyone seen it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

No but I want to very much....

Twins separated at birth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

One is crazy and the other is just a bit eccentric....

God, I hate it! It's so annoying! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

They teach them that in marketing to increase sales because people have to keep wandering through the store to find what they need it increases impulse buying.

It's your problem, not mine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

I am #1.....

Just so you know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

You finally noticed did you?

Lift with your legs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Check the driver's ID first....

Pups could be in trouble.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

The better be careful he might get the munchies and mistake them for hotdogs....

Comedy Show Goes Off the Rails - Steve Hofstetter [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Taco Hell...... Still better than working for Delta....

Yes, you are worth a risk.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

....

Now that the Queen has died, you will no longer receive a letter from her when you turn 100.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Something about his "long spear?..."

This maybe the origin of 'Mary had a ....'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Stick a fork in it that lamb is done....

Yup...I'm feeling it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

And the worst part of all is when parts start falling off...

checkmate atheists

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

No Jebus required...

In demand on FetLife

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Stuck on you....

This beats high school reunion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

That would be me on my ebike....

You like manicure? There is a special place....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Don't tell me I do NOT want to know....

Anti-bucket list.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Get involved with someone like my ex-wife....

the vatican must be getting desperate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

For almost 300 years now....

Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Green tea sucks the joy out of everything....

God's magic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Johnny shoots and scores!....

I get things done

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

I foresee a suspended license in someone's future.... and no I am not psychic.

The same when you go to a grave and talk the guy below the ground

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Jesus is watching you masturbate.... Jesus is Gay?.... No he doesn't like it he just watches you.... So Jesus is a closet queen....

No, can't do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Just because you believe in a book written by goat raping savages that denies reality don't get all butthurt because a few simple facts make you feel like the fool you are....

A life of worship all for nothing! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

And a son taking the throne who intends to go R.O.A.D.

Is this true?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

True but he never claimed she was born one.... https://youtu.be/Cx3QmqV2pHg

Now on sale! Ships from China. No returns please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Finally a sex bot that can find both the clit and G-spot....

As long as they're tasty, I think I'm OK with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

If they are smart enough to make a plan to kill us they are also smart enough to know that afterwards not only will they have no purpose but will have no ability to maintain or replicate themselves.... AI horror stories are based on a faulty premise....

the new karate kid soundtrack looks great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

My how the mighty have fallen..... https://thetruthaboutmartialarts.weebly.com/2010-michael-crain---guilty-martial-arts-teacher.html

His priorities may be skewed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Kind of makes one wonder how Ireland has managed to survive all these centuries...

Final!y a job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

As I understand it he has spent decades fighting to save the environment and stop corporations from destroying the world economy and now that he is king he plans to "do nothing just like his mother".... Typical....

Always wanted to....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

He is probably still sitting there wondering where she went and when she is coming back.....

Totally, completely, no doubt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Virtual din-din....

Say for example....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

And likely you are probably why she has trust issues....

There is a rumor going around

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Don't you mean her brother?....

Just checking on you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Just keeping with the Karate Kid image.... Whack on.... whack off...

chinese elon musk. Yilong Ma

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Hey you misspelled "S'long Ma"

The condescending club ,won’t explain it , you won’t understand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

The second rule of Condescending Club is to always pretend to some special knowledge you don't have and others aren't capable of understanding so you don't need to reveal your own ignorance....

At least one of these would not make me more comfortable, can you guess?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

My guess is the diet that works...

I Just heard Paddy say - “So now dey got King Charlie da turd” - all I could reply was, spot ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

This is what happens when you keep useless inbred bums around as pensioners because they are related to hedge bandits from the dark ages....

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Just out of curiosity did the judge lose it too?.... also between the cop and the driver the false arrest settlement must have got him off the bus and into a nice house and car....

Life of a grammar nazi 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Mixed chuckles with royal humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

I love #6....

It wasn't a red shoe this time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Save a lot of money like that and if she leaves it saves even more....

Which door is yours....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

My guess is this place advertises itself as a "single place" but when you get there instead of chicken all they have is goose....

Another groaner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

To call that a stinker is to downplay just how bad it is...

Oh, I was late to the party?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

1960s' either it was just how you got 6 or more friends into the drive in

I know exactly why

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

That will teach you.... stay in bed!.... only good things happen there.

Accidents coz men are distracted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Welcome to Texas drivers ed....

I warned you that it was coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Is it cold or are her nipples just happy to see me?....

too expensive for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

So for luck you sit in the lap of a guy who got nailed to a cross to die.....

Shocking experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

How to make an ash of yourself by pretending you are an electrician....

This can't be right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

And as we all know Texans sure do know about crime....

He makes it easy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

You mean "ex-husband..." Or "new corpse"don't you?...

Is she really wrong?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Then blowjobs are candy and sex is dinner....

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Acts a lot like him too.... https://youtu.be/A2mq81iynfA

I have been waitin......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Try pornhub you can find both there....

Happened yesterday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

And people wonder why I am an antitheist....

Picked my friend up from the hospital yesterday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Why didn't you reply.... "I was asking who the father was dumbshit"....

An interesting fact is revealed from a long research

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

I should get one of those for my yard as a decoration for December....

They have been waiting. Tell me he ain't coming back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Actually it has only been 1950 years...

end of an era

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Time can rid you of many evils.... unfortunately not nearly fast enough.

Totally. I live in Texas but I am on his side.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

However singing about what a shitty life you have and how your wife ran off with your best friend while you hit your dog with your truck and the train wrecked your truck..... That is country music... Depressing shit that makes you want to eat a gun barrel please don't inflict it on me.

I'll make it my motto

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Better to make it her motto....

Knew it would happen

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

When the fit hits the shan....

It was an interesting meeting though....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Hey where did you get that picture of us?... And no I am not R. P. McMurphy that is a base canard I only act like him...