Yup makes sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2021:

I just sent this one to my granddaughters father.... He is a UPS driver and will love it.

yeah that's quite accurate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Wasn't me I swear..... I haven't set off a fire alarm since.... never mind...

not always a good idea to take bad news sitting down

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2021:

As long as it wasn't epoxy paint it will be no skin off his ass....

I'm sure that some people will find validity in this argument

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2021:

This one failed science and history at the same time....

Are we missing the fun?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Having helped a few I can truthfully say I do understand because if it isn't the best it is at least in the top 5 as far as I am concerned....

We are all going to die! (Squid Game)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2021:

If you can't manage to solve this puzzle 50% of the time you might want to seek professional help....

"Doctor, I've got this very strange condition.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2021:

I thought I smelled a fart joke coming...

Son! Is it really you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2021:

My sister wears crocs so I sent this too her.... Oddly even though she complains that the cats stare at her feet when she is wearing them... (cats have good taste and find crocs amazingly ugly after all).

Puppy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

I call him Donny.... https://media.giphy.com/media/LsagdfZDHhtLy/giphy.gif

Mother and daughter go to a store to buy clothes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Relax she was 19....

Viewer Discretion is Advised

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Bikers for Trump?.....

Perfect for the perfect host. 😜

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Jeezettes soup!.... I think they also have it in cans under the brand name of "Cannibals"....

I love my Dog

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

I will stick with my cats thanks.... https://media.giphy.com/media/LsagdfZDHhtLy/giphy.gif

Irresponsible NYT Essay Defends TX Abortion Law As a Way to “Teach Us to Love” | Hemant Mehta |...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

NYT needs to stop being used for anything other than wrapping the garbage in.... It hasn't been a credible source of news since the Clinton's took over the DNC and turned it into Republican-lite....

Even Joe must love old communist attitudes to religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

The stupid in this is amazing..... Russians haven't been communists for over 30 years now....

Microwaved lasagna.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Sounds like somebody needs a new microwave....

Just a meme

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

The entire issue could be solved by removing half the batteries and replacing them with fuel cells and a small tank of liquid hydrogen....

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

She should have reached over and choked his chicken for him...

Every single year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Looks like grandma spiked those eggs with bath salts....

Soon to be Dominion Pillows😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Back where he belongs....

Many of us found this out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

On the Internet with all these scammers it has giant turds in it....

Makes sense it's Florida

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2021:

This is wrong.... Texas and Oklahoma is Meth, Floraduh and Idaho they prefer bath salts....

Our weird language.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2021:

On the bright side it does help you identify Internet scammers....

Inspiring post!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Why buy when you can borrow instead.....

He's not wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Well I don't see that answer keeping him out of the pokey....

Nutritious yet filling. .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2021:

I guess we should be thankful it wasn't for Banana NUT bread right?....

Budding Fox reporter

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2021:

"maliciously lying" would be the correct term....

Different collection this year

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2021:

A graduate of Assbook university....

Now that's a good Halloween decoration

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2021:

The cops where I live would freak out if several of these popped up around town all at once.... They only get one murder every couple of years here.

Not to be controversial, but I really believe this to be true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2021:

And once the dog has done its worst you won't even want to try reading that book....

😂 Strike! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2021:

Unfortunately all too many women seem to enjoy being treated like shit these days....

Just so U know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2021:

I will take Betty White quotes for a thousand Alex....

Clever washroom doors!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2021:

Soooo the one on the right is Adam Sandler's personal bathroom?.... https://youtu.be/ilNSP4ALpGg

A good night prayer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2021:

All I have to say is you must live in a shithole neighborhood....

Three Jack o'lanterns and one jack off. Who says covid and Halloween don't mix?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

...................

I imagine you'd make this mistake just one time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

That would be a pain in the... Though no doubt they will be using these for home abortions in Texas soon...

Seems that way

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

What they get for hiring in Texas.... Though the blow up dolls are probably a lot smarter than the old anti-vaxxer pilots.

Does that mean I'm fated to die by carpal tunnel?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

As ironic as....

Sounds great to me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Best version of that show was called Adult Wednesday Addams.... A youtube show that was taken down for copyright violations.... Thankfully I downloaded the entire series before that happened...

Beware or the snake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Be careful girls that snake spits venom that can cause you to swell up like a sows belly....

Things not to say during a fight...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

He must be talking about my ex-wife and slandering Lucifer because she wasn't that nice....

D'oh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Looks like a member of the Donny Dumbass militia....

I tested negative for sympathy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Sympathy is just another word between shit a syphilis in the dictionary...

Round in circles we go.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Sounds legit.....

The beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

If Zombies depended on Christians for their food supply they would starve...

Full service, but no sex.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

How to know when you reached New Orleans....

Finally, a way to get the anti-vaxxers to get a shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Hey anti-vaxxers are so stupid they might believe it...

You know if he did exist, he would be toxic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Fried or boiled?...

It's all in how you look at it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

...................

That could work lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

I doubt Republicans would know the difference much less notice.....

Billionaires Explain Why Space Is The Next Frontier [theonion.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

My reason is I want a prison asteroid to put all the billionaires on....

I really don't think they thought the regulations all the way through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Should have asked for the one with the cheese on her furburger....

Let me explain to you what mansplaining means.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

That he doesn't know how to get laid....

Finally in season

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Knew I was leaving it for some reason.... I guess I just like authenticity...

Old Joseph was not as dumb as Mary thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

In her case Three wise guys who showed up with presents....

Guess the sign boy doesn't get that ticket to heaven.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

We can be sure Pastor Kenny had a lot of explaining to do....

I'm sure they thought they had something special.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Might as well have said they hang out on Pornhub way too much....

Dirty Snow White

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Beat me Snow and make me write bad checks...

Yeah give your kids nightmares

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Some red paint for blood and servo motors and those kids are fucked for life...

So you don't trust science.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Or a union worker voting Republican because they "hate socialism..."

For all the cat lovers out there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

And your cat wants to be god...

Yup that's one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

We had some like that in our neighborhood growing up.... Our solution was simple and involved birthday candles and M-80s.....

Advice for living ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

That'll show em....

Olive's solution

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Popeye's solution... "Hand me the Olive Oil and roll over baby I am goin in...."

Since I seldom listen to today's pop singers, am I right?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

A well known fact....

Halloween rumble

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Time to get me some pumpkins....

Should have known

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Most of them Republicans....

Poor Chris lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Kiss this Chris....

This is how it goes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Cheap date I am betting she is popular....

Dunno whose 'science' this is, but worth a try! 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2021:

In Florduh mosquitoes have been known to drink bath salts mixed with Everclear so no this won't work....

Awesome job Bill

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2021:

Oldest leg humper in known space....

I hear they're hireling! $14.25 hr.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2021:

Here in CA they are required to pay at least $15 an hour and nobody will work for them for less than $17.50 because the jobs are shit and everyone else is paying more anyway...

What is your bread and butter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Have you been smoking meth again?....

Do ya suppose?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Celebrity Presidential apprentice..... Fuck off already we fired your dumb ass....

Imagine that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

There are many times I wish I had done something like this....

I think we all know someone ...........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Drop a cherry bomb down the vent pipe... It may not clear the air but....

Good morning all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Seems like a real sweet girl....

Yup. It checks out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Cripes most of these fuckers can't even balance their own checkbooks....

I never did that lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

The sad part is that is promoting conspiracy theories or domestic terrorism is about all Facebook is anymore....

Which are you lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

I always said it takes all kinds to make a world....

Yup possible

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

I think we know a few of them here....

Interesting times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Just think if it had been a Porsche.....

Funny and sad at the same time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Poor sheep.....

Poor billionaires

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Awww the poor Republicans in congress will all have to go on unemployment.....

Funny and quite cerebral at the same time. [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Nothing to see here folks just more stupid anti-vaxxer content youtube promised to remove and hasn't done so...

Anyone else got more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Military Intelligence Honest politicians Republican Patriot...

Anyone else got more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

School for the gifted National Intelligence Alternate facts Public servant Shall I go on?

I know it was traumatic for some

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Truthfully I didn't even know about it until it hit the news in the same article as the whistleblower was mentioned in....

I didn't even miss it... much

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Yeah I heard it was down for about 6 hours.... Oddly it was right after the leak of thousands of documents proving Facebook was all but sponsoring domestic terrorism.....

Unseen danger ahead

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Dog mines.... You never know when or where you will step on one....

They lost a day of "research".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Move over thinker here comes the stinker....

Why I hate facebook

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2021:

You forgot the puppy nose and ears....

A dad overhears his daughter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2021:

Well you know how mailmen are about putting things in open slots....

Too true. Too true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

"So many stupid people so few bullets..."

Ah, nothing better than a trek in the wilderness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Why didn't I think of that while I was married?....

Tax Deadline in 11 days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

There went the copier.... Poor thing had a heart attack...

Saw a psychopath

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

I wasn't aware the crap they call "coffee" at Starsucks actually was coffee.... Mostly it seems to be overly flavored gunk...

Why Life Jackets Should Be Mandatory! [rumble.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

More stupid anti-vaxxer nonsense nothing to see here folks....

Went for a ride last night! Had some engine trouble!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Engine fire?... Must have been a gas leak...

It sucks to bee me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Male Black Widow spiders have a similar problem she lets him tie her up then he hopes he can get off before she breaks loose and eats him...