The state of medical care in Florida....

Switchcraft comments on Sep 20, 2023:

All we need to know about Ron Desantis is that during the first few months of Covid, his wife began breast cancer treatments which would result in her auto-immune system being significantly depleted. At the same time, he was trying to limit ALL precautions regarding Covid, thus should she contract ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

Cheaper than a divorce....

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2023:

@St-Sinner No wonder you live in Texas...

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain Cows are sacred here too they give us milk, steaks and hamburgers...

The state of medical care in Florida....

pamagain comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Medical care OR literary advice!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain Because he is a greedy, power hungry racist, short sighted, sociopathic, moron with no regard for anyone but himself...You know like the rest of the Republican party...

For your brushing and glowing pleasure. Fortified with radium for your mutating superpowers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Yeah even worse that cigarettes for asthma... Where in the name of fuck did people get these stupid ideas and why do conservatives want to destroy the agencies that prevent these types of products from being marketed?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain It does.... When your teeth fall out the tarter goes with them....

The state of medical care in Florida....

pamagain comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Medical care OR literary advice!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain Some of it I think he is stupid enough to believe but the rest is just posturing for the ignorant racists and Jebus freaks.

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain Hitting that cow likely would have resulted in a death sentence but hitting a car or pedestrian resulting in one or even a dozen deaths would probably resulted in a small fine. India is insane.

For your brushing and glowing pleasure. Fortified with radium for your mutating superpowers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Yeah even worse that cigarettes for asthma... Where in the name of fuck did people get these stupid ideas and why do conservatives want to destroy the agencies that prevent these types of products from being marketed?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@pamagain Actually the Nazis stole all of France's Thorium towards the end of WW2 and the Allies were worried they were making a bomb using it but after capturing a executive of the company that manufactured this stuff found they were trying to make more tooth paste from it....

The state of medical care in Florida....

pamagain comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Medical care OR literary advice!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

Both and any other advice or nonsense he spews would be my thinking...

Don't try that on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

How about "You are a pretty good driver for some guy from India?..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM=higgums

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@AnneWimsey Driven through about 20 states myself and the two worst were Texas and Tennessee the drivers there were awful though Arizona comes pretty close I swear they must think sharing the freeway with a jackrabbit is heavy traffic or something. When people from other states come here they can't understand why we flip them off or cuss them out for driving like morons. When people from out of state tell me that "CA drivers are the worst in the world (an Arizona driver told me that after making a right turn from the left turn lane and cutting me off) I just tell them "those are the ones from out of state like you..." Shuts them right up...

The state of medical care in Florida....

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2023:

or Donald Trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

Or any Republican these days.... I have heard some crazy ass shit from them and it just makes me sad they believe it.... Sad for their children that is as for the adults fuck em just a bit more chlorine in the gene pool...

Feminism is fighting back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Funny how some people don't understand that cows are female and bulls are male....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@glennlab Just tell them you have to hand milk the bull so you can make yogurt...

Feminism is fighting back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Funny how some people don't understand that cows are female and bulls are male....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@racocn8 Bull sperm?...

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

St-Sinner comments on Sep 19, 2023:

He is going to do one of his life's gravest mistakes sooner or later and we will read a book - Rise and Fall of Musk. He will take millions of people down with him and new laws will be enacted. Wealth and success are respectable. The power and misuse of it that comes from that are nauseating.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

Well he already made that mistake taking money from Putin....

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff Tell me does it hurt being that stupid?....

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff The same type of scum as you posted before....All owned by rich megadonors... Look up who owns them and see for yourself. WSJ is owned by Murdock, NY post is owned by Bezos, those are the most corrupt of all.

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff Gad you really are brainwashed.... Or don't have one . Philip Anschutz's daddy was an ethic German emigrant from Russia and his family still has ties to Russia... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Anschutz Oh and FYI Dunleavy has been completely discredited but for someone with no brains you would be stupid enough to believe crap spewed by him.

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff "Ideology does not belong in education" Tell that to the Republicans... You really don't pay any attention at all to reality do you? The truth about "Hunter Biden's laptop... https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/19/hunter-biden-story-russian-disinfo-430276

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff The Republican party is trying to cancel education, history, racial equality, women's rights, freedom of religion and freedom in general... You are just another fool who falls for their propaganda is all...You want to control everything in everyone's else's lives from what god they will be forced to pray to to who they marry or have sex with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxTzMG23-60=SteveShives

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff, @Lauren He is almost as bad a businessman as the Dumpster himself...

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2023:

@puff If you believe that I have a bridge I can sell you cheap.... Twitter has more trolls and terrorists now than ever before. Also there has been a sharp increase in Russian troll farm accounts which the previous owner had finally rid the site of. FYI cancel culture is a right-wing thing...

Musk announces he will start charging a monthly fee to all platform users on Shitter....

Lauren comments on Sep 18, 2023:

So he's basically a toddler who's been of playing with a $44B toy off in the corner where he can't do real damage to anything, so I guess it's better than some other things he could be doing. It sucks for the people who lost the platform tho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2023:

Last estimated value I saw was under 14B and over a billion in debt... My guess is he wants to tank it before the elections next year. https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/05/russia-funded-facebook-twitter-investments-kushner-investor

Good call. 😆

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2023:

Ahhh....''call blocking''.....a great invention!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

@pamagain I forwarded one asshole's calls to the Kremlin in Moscow just for giggles... I sure hope he was using a landline...

Good call. 😆

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2023:

Ahhh....''call blocking''.....a great invention!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

So is call forwarding... Just think of all the wonderful places in the world you can forward a sales call too....

I think I'll pass...

FvckY0u comments on Sep 17, 2023:

My house is up for sale. It used to be haunted according to some folks to include my ex wife. I don't really subscribe to the whole "haunted" thing. I will say it had a lot of bad energy in it though. I cleared it out. It's really not that hard to do at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

@FvckY0u Not so much possessions as persons. People like my ex put so much negativity in my life I had a hard time letting go of it and concentrating on myself instead. As for the house hopefully after the first quarter of next year interest rates will drop enough to make selling worthwhile. Until then save yourself the stress and take the house off the market. The only buyers are these hustlers who lowball you so they can rent the place out at impossible to afford rates right now. Not worth the effort believe me. When rates go down enough you will hit a "buyers market" hopefully and you will get a better price. Now the only buyers are big money equity companies and such looking for people desperate enough to take what they can get before their money situation gets even worse..

I think I'll pass...

FvckY0u comments on Sep 17, 2023:

My house is up for sale. It used to be haunted according to some folks to include my ex wife. I don't really subscribe to the whole "haunted" thing. I will say it had a lot of bad energy in it though. I cleared it out. It's really not that hard to do at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

@FvckY0u I found after my own divorce that her evil followed me for quite some time. It can be difficult shedding the bad Karma a poisonous personality they stick you with...

I think I'll pass...

FvckY0u comments on Sep 17, 2023:

My house is up for sale. It used to be haunted according to some folks to include my ex wife. I don't really subscribe to the whole "haunted" thing. I will say it had a lot of bad energy in it though. I cleared it out. It's really not that hard to do at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

"I will say it had a lot of bad energy in it though. I cleared it out. It's really not that hard to do at all." You got a divorce?....

I think I will skip this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2023:

In the next 18 to 24 months they are going to have even more I hope... Inverse Vaccines are coming for all kinds of health issues... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/15/2193137/--Inverse-vaccines-could-be-the-beginning-of-the-end-for-autoimmune-disorders

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

@Garban Might have to take a trip to Canada to get cured...

I think I will skip this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2023:

In the next 18 to 24 months they are going to have even more I hope... Inverse Vaccines are coming for all kinds of health issues... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/15/2193137/--Inverse-vaccines-could-be-the-beginning-of-the-end-for-autoimmune-disorders

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2023:

@Garban Looks like I will have a cure for my diabetes.... Yet the far right wants to prevent this kind of progress because it is a lot more profitable to treat these illnesses than it is to cure them.

Is that you Bobo?...

Garban comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Demonstrating her qualifications to be the 2024 GOP candidate for VP.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2023:

@AnneWimsey The Proud Boy antifa one?.... (Seriously though I actually heard a Republican say that the proud boys were antifa who were rioting to make Republicans look bad in a false flag attack by "radical leftists". Would have been the funnest thing I ever heard if it didn't point out how brain damaged these people really are... )

Is that you Bobo?...

Garban comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Demonstrating her qualifications to be the 2024 GOP candidate for VP.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2023:

@Lauren Looks like he is not a satisfied customer... For what I see she may have taken "jerking him off" a bit too literally....

Is that you Bobo?...

Garban comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Demonstrating her qualifications to be the 2024 GOP candidate for VP.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2023:

@Lauren Well at least she is.... er.... handy?...

Since you all so enjoyed the last sarcastic link I posted here is another.

captfeelgood comments on Sep 9, 2023:

But as a Democrat,, you'll be sad! 😒

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@captfeelgood And yet you fly Republican airlines with their motto "Fuck the wing all you need is a prayer..."

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 15, 2023:

Could someone please explain your line of reasoning? Do you think it is a good thing that the Biden Administration is not securing our Southern Border? Do you want illegals and smugglers to freely cross the Southern Border? How is that a good thing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@BD66 You must be looking in the mirror again because you have no logic or data to support any of your arguments only determined attempts at stupidity. This is why we laugh at you.

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 15, 2023:

Could someone please explain your line of reasoning? Do you think it is a good thing that the Biden Administration is not securing our Southern Border? Do you want illegals and smugglers to freely cross the Southern Border? How is that a good thing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

Please stop smoking Fentanyl....

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@BD66

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@BD66 Does it hurt being that stupid?...

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@BD66 Oh the stupid.... I excuse you though for being a idiot there is so much misinformation in raw data. You don't even realize that the Border patrol does more than arrest people making unauthorized border crossings do you? Under Donnie Dumbass drug and currency smuggling peaked and drugs like fentanyl were flooding the streets. Much more attention has been paid to these matters under Biden and those are what is counting for a large portion of those raw numbers you are claiming. Also more attention is being paid to stopping currency as well as firearms and munitions to the Mexican cartels so contacts with outgoing shipments are way up hurting them both financially and militarily. Cutting off weapons and cash hurts them more than anything else you can do to them and with reduced supplies of drugs hitting the streets you have a lower availability of that garbage to sell to children (something Republicans don't care about) . Remember these number also include smuggling of counterfeit goods as well which includes both Shipping ports and international airports. Also keep in mind that raw data includes actions which amount to nothing at all....

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

FvckY0u comments on Sep 15, 2023:

Curious to know how the wall around Mar Largo is holding up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

@FvckY0u He cares about nobody but himself and it has always shown in his behavior. there is nobody other than himself he hasn't intentionally screwed over or badmouthed but he has screwed himself over unintentionally because he is one of the stupidest, ill mannered and pathetic excuses for a human being on the face of the planet.

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

FvckY0u comments on Sep 15, 2023:

Curious to know how the wall around Mar Largo is holding up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2023:

If Donnie Dumbass had it done then likely it is falling apart also...

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

@BD66 Don't look at Biden you ignorant Trump supporter it was Trumps wall and besides if you look at the figures as I recall illegal border crossings are actually DOWN under Biden... Yep I just checked and they are down 89% under Biden.... You must love looking stupid you do it so well and so often. Maybe instead of listening to Republican propaganda you should instead try fact checking...

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

@BD66 Over 5,000 people successfully made it out over the years the Berlin wall was active despite the fact it was only 96 miles long. Soviets are incompetent in everything they do except drinking themselves to death (a lot like conservatives in that respect Tailgunner Joe managed to do us that favor by the age of 48...

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

pamagain comments on Sep 14, 2023:

"A perfect wall!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

Looks more like a "holy wall" making it a religious artifact....

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

@BD66 False equivalence and you know it.... Besides prisons also have cells and despite having both escapes are pretty common... There are also prisons with no walls that escapes are very uncommon but of course people who refuse to learn don't know... As for the Berlin wall escapes from the East were extremely common despite it being a double 9 meter high wall with a minefield between them and 24/7 armed guards... https://www.essenceofberlin.com/blog/7-most-daring-berlin-wall-escapes

Nothing like a really good expensive wall to keep people out right?....

BD66 comments on Sep 14, 2023:

China could build a wall over mountains 2000 years ago, but we can't build one today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

Didn't work for them either.... Maybe you should study history instead of believing bullshit. Most "illegals" come into the country on visas and just remain after they expire... Others either climb this crappy wall in a matter of seconds or come into the country through tunnels which can also be used for smuggling drugs.

Even for a good cause like this I have to take a hard pass...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 14, 2023:

Here in El Paso, TX. No one cares, I still see people drinking Bud light and they don't care, that's the beer they drink and that's it. I was recently in Winchester, VA. Wow! It's a huge issue there, I can't believe it! Who knew that if a guy drinks Bud light all of a sudden they want to suck ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

@michelle666gar They are even more afraid they are going to suck a cock.... and enjoy it....

Even for a good cause like this I have to take a hard pass...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 14, 2023:

Here in El Paso, TX. No one cares, I still see people drinking Bud light and they don't care, that's the beer they drink and that's it. I was recently in Winchester, VA. Wow! It's a huge issue there, I can't believe it! Who knew that if a guy drinks Bud light all of a sudden they want to suck ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2023:

So the Republicans are hitting on the Bud Light drinkers?.... Who would have guessed...

Even for a good cause like this I have to take a hard pass...

FvckY0u comments on Sep 13, 2023:

I know everyone seems to have an opinion on this topic or incident or whatever it's called. I really don't. I don't drink beer and I don't date trans people so I fail to see how this impacts me in any way, shape or form. I don't know maybe if it was about chocolate milk instead of beer I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

If you saw trans people as a threat there is a very high probability that you would be Gay and scared of enjoying having a cock up your ass just like Republicans are....

The affordable version

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2023:

Her middle name is "Trash" and she does low end porn for a living...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

@AnneWimsey Not Redneck porn....

Bacon always works!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2023:

Slap, slap, slap, cough....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

@michelle666gar Are you kidding?.... The Three Amigos" is a classic movie don't you remember it?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OAjqs6dOo=RottenTomatoesClassicTrailers

Even for a good cause like this I have to take a hard pass...

DenoPenno comments on Sep 13, 2023:

I do not drink Bud Light but the reason is that I hate InBev because they ruined Anheiser Busch. AB used to have some pretty good beers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

I never thought so.... Stuff is so acidic it tastes like it came out of a battery and always has...

Even for a good cause like this I have to take a hard pass...

Scott321 comments on Sep 13, 2023:

Yeah, I have to agree there. Drinking Guinness Draught with the funky plastic agitators. First time I dealt with those I thought my beer a victim of an industrial accident. Mulvaney should have balked at Bud Light as beneath her, but I can understand her thrill at being recognized by a huge ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

Stuff is even worse than Miller Lowlife....

Since you all so enjoyed the last sarcastic link I posted here is another.

captfeelgood comments on Sep 9, 2023:

But as a Democrat,, you'll be sad! 😒

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

@captfeelgood You really are a jellyfish aren't you?....

Gives new meaning to "The Meek Brainless Shall Inherit the Earth".

pamagain comments on Sep 13, 2023:

Especially those running for Congress.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

Those aren't the truly brainless ones it is the brainless ones are those who keep voting them into office with a few minor exceptions of course. There is an old saying that "life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat..." Think of conservatives as the shit in that sandwich...

He was exhausted, supervisor

Garban comments on Sep 13, 2023:

I took all day? 5 minutes max.😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

Real "minuteman" aren't you?....

Y'know what people say about Chinese products?

pamagain comments on Sep 12, 2023:

wonder where they'll be when she's 75?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2023:

Banging her knees and tripping her most likely.... Not that I would mind after all by then if I am still alive I will be over 100 for sure...

Looking for a new job where you shit is always a bad idea....

pamagain comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Seriously...who in hell HASN'T he tried to screw over???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2023:

Himself....

Sign language at Iowa football game....

pamagain comments on Sep 10, 2023:

And up your ass with that ugly head!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2023:

@pamagain 2 years after he was born his mother was still trying to get an abortion....

Sign language at Iowa football game....

pamagain comments on Sep 10, 2023:

And up your ass with that ugly head!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2023:

Too late he was born with his head up his ass...

Since you all so enjoyed the last sarcastic link I posted here is another.

captfeelgood comments on Sep 9, 2023:

But as a Democrat,, you'll be sad! 😒

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2023:

Less sad than having a treasonous pile of shit Republican in his place.... You guys are all racists and traitors who love to brag about being domestic terrorists...

Sign language at Iowa football game....

St-Sinner comments on Sep 10, 2023:

things are going in the right direction it seems...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2023:

He probably still thinks they were saying "he's the one"...

Just follow the directions.

Betty comments on Sep 9, 2023:

Renamed...Smashed.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

Actually this is a standard stop sign used in several English speaking and even other countries that don't speak that language some of them who drive on the left instead of the right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_sign

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

@FrayedBear There you go again accusing others of your own faults and vices.... Typical of a culture based on deported criminals.

He is making a point but not sure which one

pamagain comments on Sep 9, 2023:

Dear Mitchie...it helps to take the cap off the Sharpie....just saying.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

@zeuser What brain?...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

@FrayedBear Says the guy who links conspiracy theory sites to idiotic rants...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

@FrayedBear First off there is a link directly to the video.... Second off with some of your posts I would have figured you for a big time Kool Aid kid of guy...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2023:

@FrayedBear I wouldn't know I use Ubuntu Linux 22.04 with Firefox 117.0.0 My guess is you probably didn't update your phone lately...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar Yeah but cyanide is supposed to taste like almonds...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar As long as it isn't grape/almond flavor?...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar This link might work for you... https://tenor.com/view/hitmans-bodyguard-hitmans-bodyguard-gifs-samuel-l-jackson-kool-aid-lemonade-gif-9298999

A little late but....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Wondering when someone will get the joke.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@Diaco Problem with AI it can't tell fact from fiction so it has no reasoning capability. It makes errors it refuses to realize are errors and that bites the people depending on AI on the ass . Until computers are improved to the quantum level there will never be a truly functional AI and that looks to be decades away for now. This is the same problem that big corporations are having with their phones by placing customer service numbers under the control of computer programs that they think allows them to handle callers instead of people. These computer programs don't understand what people are saying and constantly misdirect callers or just disconnect them randomly. This ends up with people no longer being loyal customers and the corporations losing customers... Short term higher gains VS long term sustainable profit margins..

A little late but....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Wondering when someone will get the joke.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

Congrats to @Diaco seems he is the only one who got the joke...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar Why pay all that money for a piece of shit? The tech on their crap is at least 5 years behind even the cheapest Android phone...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar Idiot phone?...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar Bet you are going to have to laugh...

Happy Friday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Texas now with 15 more degrees Fahrenheit.... And when life gives you shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDwJuPy6Xs=rvddesign

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@michelle666gar Click on it and it will let you watch it on youtube... You don't want to miss this motherfucker video...

The Dad has a good advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2023:

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?... Whatcha gonna do when she cums for you?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

@Betty The meme was a prefect set up for this one you have to admit...

Wheeee!!!

Ryo1 comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Fancy spotting dinosaurs in space.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

And the 5th elephant hitting the disc....

Damned Windows always slow to load....

St-Sinner comments on Sep 8, 2023:

But the doctor of the Capitol said it is loading fine... :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2023:

From the way he acts he is getting loaded fine maybe...

Poor Gym Jordan.... [s3.documentcloud.org]

racocn8 comments on Sep 7, 2023:

While Willis deserves admiration for her service, her attempt to educate Jordan is surely useless. Jordan's actions demonstrate him to be an ignorant servile asshole devoid of the slightest shred of integrity. Revealing the identity of the programs that have meaning to Willis could never have a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2023:

I love how she referred him to a book for professionals and then mentioned that for amateurs like him the price was 249.00....

Poor Gym Jordan.... [s3.documentcloud.org]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 7, 2023:

I think you should also post this in politics. gym jordan gets schooled, *royally*!! TOTALLY worth the read!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2023:

@glennlab Getting some people to post anything funny in this group is a "lost cause" admit it....

Poor Gym Jordan.... [s3.documentcloud.org]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 7, 2023:

I think you should also post this in politics. gym jordan gets schooled, *royally*!! TOTALLY worth the read!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2023:

You think this is funny wait until you check out the Ohio state suit that the courts just ruled can go forward and Gym boy is on the hook for obstruction in that suit....

Oops, that's not what we were told.

ChestRockfield comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Not knowing the difference between communism and socialism is very telling. Also, this whole fucking country thrives on socialism. Nothing in this country would work without it. Roads, city water and sewer, police fire and ambulance, public transit, public parks, public schools, the USPS which ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2023:

Personally I find this one far more appropriate....

Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?

Lauren comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Nailed it. This made me feel inordinately, inexplicably good, and I think I'm going to print it out to read over and over, maybe every time I hear him open his feculent KFC-hole.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2023:

Remember to share and brighten other people's day as well...

Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Very nice. Of course, we here all have brand name butt plugs. LOL I love the word oleaginous. Rancid paella, feculent KFC hole, this is all pure gold.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2023:

Oh this isn't gold it is pure platinum....

Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?

Switchcraft comments on Sep 2, 2023:

With only a few word changes, this letter could be effectively edited and addressed too all of his lemming, sheep, snail, followers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

Even Putin?....

Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?

Garban comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Don’t hold back dude. Let it out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

I particularly liked the "off brand butt plug" comment....

These guys never come to see me for some reason.

Lauren comments on Sep 2, 2023:

I wish! If I knew that could happen, I might start answering my door again. ;-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

@Lauren If anything I have become less patient with idiots out trying to make a nuisance of themselves....

These guys never come to see me for some reason.

Lauren comments on Sep 2, 2023:

I wish! If I knew that could happen, I might start answering my door again. ;-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

When I was a kid my father made the mistake of signing the register in Salt Lake city while we went through on vacation and gave his genealogy which was the Vetterly family... For years these idiots came to our door trying to get us to join their Moron cult and my parents kept telling us to hide so they would go away. One day I got sick of the shit and went to the door, jerked it open and said in a loud clear voice "if you are affiliated with any religious organization then please go to hell". My parents were upset but they went away and never came back. I was about 12 at the time if I remember correctly. Try it sometime and you will not only enjoy it but it works great....

These guys never come to see me for some reason.

Garban comments on Sep 2, 2023:

At least 3.8 billion years of the fossil record, versus a 2000 year old fiction. Guess who I’m inviting in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

Back in my days trolling Yahoo Answers R&S section I saw some Christian post saying that "god created dinosaurs because he knew we would need the gas..." Now that is what I call seriously fucked up thinking...

Some nuts are healthy, some are poisonous.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2023:

And while you are at it no eating in a red state....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

@Garban Which is why Republicans are always spewing shit...

The handwriting on the what?....

pamagain comments on Aug 28, 2023:

And not just him.....some of his associates, too. Not to mention an innocent flight crew?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2023:

@pamagain My point is that bullies are cowards and will always back down when you fail to show fear. If everyone stood together and told them no they would crawl back under a rock where they belong.

Oh shit looks like I took a wrong turn and ended up in Texas....

michelle666gar comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Yup! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2023:

Funny isn't how it seems that the people who live there get this and others don't seem to understand the joke.....

For those of you looking for a little light reading....

Trolling comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Still better than the Hunter Biden and Joe Biden pictures that are floating around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2023:

@Esprit_de_Corp There you go again making claims that are false to fact.... Show this documentation and prove your claims or as they say in court "case dismissed for lack of evidence..." Have you ever heard of Dunning Kruger? FYI anyone can set up a photo like that but news footage is a different matter all together.

Presidential portrait unveiled....

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I thought it would have a red, green and yellow beanie with a propeller on top and a big, round red nose.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2023:

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The handwriting on the what?....

pamagain comments on Aug 28, 2023:

And not just him.....some of his associates, too. Not to mention an innocent flight crew?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2023:

@pamagain Funny isn't it how the simple act of telling a bully to "try it motherfucker and make my day while I beat your ass like a drum..." makes them run into a corner and cry.

The handwriting on the what?....

pamagain comments on Aug 28, 2023:

And not just him.....some of his associates, too. Not to mention an innocent flight crew?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2023:

@pamagain It is isn't it?... He is by nature a coward and when he is scared tries desperately to bully his way out which is only going to make things far worse when he does. All bullies are basically cowards I learned that when I was young and learned that backing down only made things worse so when they tried bullying me or someone else I found the best option was to open a huge industrial size can of whoop ass on them...

The handwriting on the what?....

pamagain comments on Aug 28, 2023:

And not just him.....some of his associates, too. Not to mention an innocent flight crew?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2023:

@pamagain He just put out a bunch of video rants on that very subject .... Which if I am not mistaken violates the terms of his release in at least two of the four cases against him... Hopefully the only delay in tossing his fat putrid ass into the drunk tank will be the courts arguing who gets to toss him first. Amusingly from the timing it seems that New York is asking for an immediate summary judgement against him for fraud. This would result in him having to cough up 250,000,000.00 in fines post haste and with the 2 billion he owes the Saudi king that he wants paid by the end of the year should cut into his golfing trips a bit...