A romantic story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2022:

How about that she has a 2 minute man.... She can use him to time a soft boiled egg....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@Kurtn It comes naturally... I just see the post and type the first shit that comes to mine....

He was right on so many things

Betty comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Government and the media have motives that do not include improving the lives of the citizens they represent. Never have and they never will.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

A very few do have the right motives in politics and are slowly gaining power. Unfortunately they are fighting an uphill battle against Nazis and other scum.

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@MerlinZap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

Should I, should I not?

Betty comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Either you are insatiable or you are deprived.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

I think he is a lot of both....

Phew, he was worried

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2022:

How to get rid of the undesirable ones....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@Betty The number of times I wished I had never met her would make me the richest man in the world...

Phew, he was worried

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2022:

How to get rid of the undesirable ones....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@Betty I should have used it on my ex-wife when she asked me how many women I had slept with....

Those Texas tacos

joeandbarb comments on Dec 15, 2022:

one for each disciple. The next one is for jesus

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

And that one will be the nastiest shit of all....

At least the cat exists....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 15, 2022:

So does Santa - see him in every mall in town...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

I often wonder how many of those mall Santas are Republican Pedophiles....

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@glennlab Had the COVID booster and the flu shot at the same time and all I felt was a little tired for the rest of the day. I guess I am one of the lucky ones is all...

Just When You Thought Trump Couldn't Get More Ridicules, Think Again.... [youtube.com]

Unity comments on Dec 15, 2022:

He stated that he is better than Lincoln and Washington. He has clearly lost his mind. He should be committed to a mental institution

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

He is just trying to set up a way out of prison.... "Not guilty by reason of insanity" and "Not mentally competent to stand trial..."

Just When You Thought Trump Couldn't Get More Ridicules, Think Again.... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Another grift - 99$ trading cards. That will own the libs. Just in time to fight the war an Xmas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

The only people he is owning is the cons who keep sending him money...

Relationship clarity takes a little time.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I think there is a tom in every corporate meeting, sometimes more than one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

Usually in my experience it is the boss....

They really didn't think this through.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Duck tape doesn't fix everything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

...

They really didn't think this through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@azzow2 He has been doing concerts and released a new album about 8 years back... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

They really didn't think this through.

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Hole in your condom? No problem! - The hillbilly handyman

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

...

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Bloody wokes complaining to HR!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@FrayedBear Well "woke" is a Trumpian term....

Come on, who wants some? lol

BDair comments on Dec 14, 2022:

They can melt it down and truck it to Southern California. It would be easier than towing icebergs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Compacting it and shipping by train would be cheaper and more practical.... Not very though...

You got that!!

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Sounds like church when I was a kid. Preacher - “Garban, stop asking so many questions.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@Garban Fucking preachers have no sense of humor do they?....

You got that!!

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Sounds like church when I was a kid. Preacher - “Garban, stop asking so many questions.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Kept getting suspended from Sunday school for that myself... Got thrown out of church at nine for telling the minister that I didn't want to be a cannibal...

Just a misunderstanding...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Otis was the only married character on the show.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Which is why he was the town drunk...

If only it were that easy

BDair comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Where was Florida Man at the time?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

On vacation in Vegas can't you tell?....

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Bloody wokes complaining to HR!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Actually it was a bloody conservative brain damaged sleeper like you...

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

The y were all good, but rectal grease had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my inhaler.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee On the bright side if he did everything would go in easier....

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hmmm. That taco doesn't look like what you'd get at your typical taquiero. Unless you, you know, pay a little *adicional*.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

House special taco only 320.00...

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

Gnarloc comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I'd've called them traitors to their faces... and flipped them off.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

See my reply to zeuser....

Ok, I got this, now what?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Coming soon to a Twitter near you: We removed your tweet because, while true, offended the only person you aren't allowed to offend. And yes, while he is a butt hurt cry baby, rules, even if they aren't known, are rules.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

It is already happening but only to people who aren't Nazis.... This is why Musk lost 8 billion dollars yesterday...

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

Betty comments on Dec 13, 2022:

And men never get cold feet or hands, riiiiiiiight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Betty Tuck it into who?...

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

Betty comments on Dec 13, 2022:

And men never get cold feet or hands, riiiiiiiight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

We have other parts that get cold....

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Betty Unfortunately at this time my energies are directed elsewhere. I am rebuilding the rear wheel on my ebike and putting together a tool kit and battery lab as well as trying to maintain my home.

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Garban Don't forget the lights flashing on the cop car to draw attention to that marvelous display.... If you need help with that let me know I can always cobble those together for you... And I have very cheap suppliers for the parts.

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Garban Any time just let me know.... You could always have Santa in his sleigh chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels while humping an elf being chased by a cop....

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Let me guess .... It ain't Santa cumming right?...

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Yeah, I'm with you LOA, I would've picked my hand up and said "Hey, you guys can blow me!" or words to that effect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Giving them the double bird and calling them out as traitors, hypocrites and demented shitbags loudly on camera for the whole world to see would hopefully end their careers feeding off taxpayers forever.

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

JackPedigo comments on Dec 13, 2022:

My question would be why were those two buffoons are even there. Have they no shame (we know they don't).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

They never have in the past what makes you think they are going to start now?....

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

JackPedigo comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Eventually, the end comes to all. Being arrogant and making really stupid moves only bring it on faster. Lets hope he hits bottom.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

I want to go to the fastfood dump that hires him so I can point and laugh...

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' weirdo...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@phxbillcee All these rich bastards are... They were born with a silver spoon shoved up their ass and think their shit doesn't stink just because they have always had money. They all came from wealthy families and never really had to work for anything they just lied cheated and stole. All of them are crashing and burning now because of the "Steve Jobs effect" which every major CEO today thinks will work for them. Jobs distorted reality and never actually understood just how much damage he was doing to his product line his specialty was how to cheat his customer base while making them think they were buying "cutting edge tech" instead of over-priced antiquated junk. Look at Apple today and how hard they are trying to lay catch up and pushing phones and other products out to market before they have been adequately tested. The Jobs effect is just institutionalized bullying that pushes employees into a burnout and serves no useful purpose yet everyone was so busy hyping Jobs as a "genius" that every one of these idiot sociopaths thought they could copy him and become overnight sensations...

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' weirdo...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Life is a bitch especially if you are one...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@RusselHappy Trump was elected by the minority.... Far too often this is the case.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The Leafs are still in Canada, it's been so long since I heard about them I thought that they had moved to Phoenix.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

Next stop Oklahoma?

Please remember this is a humor group and don't get your panties in a bunch.

Betty comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I guess it's just too close to the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@Betty An estimated 80% of the audience was booing Musk and Chappelle lost it cussing them out for it.... I predict a slump in ticket sales for his future shows...

Please remember this is a humor group and don't get your panties in a bunch.

Betty comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I guess it's just too close to the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@Betty Tell that to Dave Chappelle after his last show with Elon Musk in San Francisco...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@RusselHappy Any country that imposes censorship is ruled by a minority that is afraid of the truth...

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Video won't play for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@MerlinZap A cross between a croissant and a doughnut....

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Video won't play for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@MerlinZap I would have thought you would have known that one... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronut

I know how to but...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

How did you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

She kept calling the police....

You know when your having a bad day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I talk to myself all the time because sometimes it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear After seeing your comments and replies everyone here can find the truth in my assessment...

What about men's rights?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I am betting they would regret that.... sitting on a pissed on seat could be more irritating than having the seat up....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear Ahhh the voice of experience...

You know when your having a bad day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I talk to myself all the time because sometimes it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear Far more intelligent that talking to you....

Have you been to Walmart lately?

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I used a self-checkout Once out of curiosity, had 2 unmarked/improperly marked items so 2 "helpers" & 15 minutes later i could proceed, and had some heavy/ bulky items (A floor fan & paint) i needed to put directly into my cart but the robot kept screaming about that. Never again

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

Lucky you weren't arrested for shoplifting like they have done to some people. One of many reasons I don't shop there Walmart sucks.

Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

*snorts* New temp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@zeuser Well admittedly she is a hottie...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

You mean ruling minority don't you?...

Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

*snorts* New temp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@zeuser Very sexist they should have hired a woman.... Faren Height....

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I can't let myself hate her or I end up torturing myself.... Instead I just wait for Karmic justice and hope she finds the fate she deserves.... A long slow death from COVID just like my daughter had.

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty She hid my daughter from me for decades and taught her to hate me. She also taught her to steal from and use men just like she did her entire life and that the Republicans helped her while the left was evil. In the end it was the anti-vax teachings that killed my daughter.

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I figure one day I will have the distinct pleasure of reading her obituary.... As the man said "Enjoy the little things..."

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Until it makes your house uninhabitable...

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Get a feral and get it fixed then turn it loose and feed it dryfood... It will hunt for its own meat... Used to have problems with gophers and rats from the stupid palm trees but now the entire block is a rodent free zone

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Cats kill mice, gophers and ground squirrels Sevin granules kill fleas and ticks.... Wait until one of those possums gets into your attic...

Remember, next time you hate your life, it's all about perspective.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

It isn't just here either.... Seems the whole world is full of morons these days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@OldGoat43 I saw them as a kid long before the computer age but today with the spread of technology we have an accelerated spread of stupidity along with a higher level of idiocy to go along with it...

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty We had been living together for a few years with her telling me she enjoyed it and stopped taking birth control without bothering to mention it... Kind of makes a guy gun shy about who he gets involved with if you know what I mean...

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Just one of those things can make your home uninhabitable. I got rid of 11 in a month..

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Yes I am.... My yard is just coming back after getting rid of those things...

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I was her second husband.... Plus she told me on our wedding night "I probably should have told you before but I was molested several times as a little girl and I really don't enjoy sex but if you feel like you have t just go ahead..." 20 years after the divorce I found out she was lying....

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I was married once....

Are you with me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I could be doing one of the other three right now but at the moment the ones available are not the kind I want to be tied up with and they all know where I live.... Restraining orders are hard to come by here because this is the Inbred Empire...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I feel so deprived....

Scissorhands can do things but...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

What a cut up....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Instant hysterectomy.....

Ho H Ho, the Christmas is coming to town

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Mmmmm chunky style...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I have always enjoyed variety.... After all it is the spice of life....

A new Texas dating app

RusselHappy comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Weapons of “mass distraction” 🤪

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

In 7.62X59 NATO...

No doubt looking for a gull friend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Damned paywalls....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2022:

@Julie808 ^sighs^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3tFPTUhAE

No doubt looking for a gull friend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Damned paywalls....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2022:

@zeuser Almost as much of a pain in the ass as a Buoy named Sue....

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

puff comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Yep in hindsight, should have kept going and taken Hawaii (just saying from a military/ Japanese perspective)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2022:

@puff This is why keeping the US out 4 more years would have made them masters of the entire world... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_nuclear_weapons_program

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

puff comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Yep in hindsight, should have kept going and taken Hawaii (just saying from a military/ Japanese perspective)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2022:

@puff It would have been up and running within a year. The Germans wanted to have a sympathetic president like Charles Lindbergh elected and even had plans in place to help him be elected. Pearl Harbor blew that for them and bringing the US into things that early was a huge Strategical error anyway you look at it. Keeping the US out made it far more likely they would win. If the US stayed out another 4 years the entire world speaking German and most people would be slaves.

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

puff comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Yep in hindsight, should have kept going and taken Hawaii (just saying from a military/ Japanese perspective)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2022:

@puff Oh it would have been successful but temporarily and in the beginning only as a foolhold situation facing constant guerilla warfare While on the mainland a new fleet would be under construction and the submarine fleet would be Japanese convoys I would have given them 2 years at best before the US had them driven back to the Salomon Islands... In any case the mistake was to force the US to enter the war that early before consolidating their hold on the rest of the world military powers...

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

puff comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Yep in hindsight, should have kept going and taken Hawaii (just saying from a military/ Japanese perspective)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

From a purely military standpoint that attack was an incredibly imbecilic act. If they had pressed on to take the Hawaiian Islands would have ended up even worse for them. We still had bases in San Diego and San Francisco as well as major ports in Washington and Los Angeles areas and a reserve fleet in mothballs. With a fast refit of the mothball fleet there would have been enough to keep the Japanese from reaching the mainland and rebuild the fleet. After that you have to remember that the Japanese didn't really have the resources at that time to have a supply chain that long for any length of time.

It's that time of year AGAIN!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Cats in my house are SOL because I don't have dogs and only cat trees...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

@MerlinZap My Tiger used to lay around my neck while I was walking or sitting so I often looked like I was wearing a fur scarf.... She was always an indoor outdoor girl and would wait for me in the morning as I was going to work. One morning I came out and as usual she was waiting for me right by my car but this time she never got up. I was very difficult for me that day but far less difficult if she had just disappeared. I think she knew that and wanted to be sure I would find her.

It's that time of year AGAIN!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Cats in my house are SOL because I don't have dogs and only cat trees...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

@Betty My longest lived cat growing up was a Tabby named Tiger who every year climbed up into the tree and just took naps.... She never bothered the tree itself she just loved to hide inside it. She lived a very long and happy life and lived until she was 22 years old.

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2022:

German expansionism. Russian expansionism (twice). Japanese expansionism. Chinese expansionism. British expansionism. French expansionism (twice). Portuguese expansionism. Dutch expansionism. Roman expansionism. Papal expansionism.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

Russians have a long history of expansionist wars.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_imperialism

It's that time of year AGAIN!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Cats in my house are SOL because I don't have dogs and only cat trees...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

@Betty People who have cats and glass ornaments are fools....

I DEMAND a litter box!

RusselHappy comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Is this really a thing? 😩

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2022:

@RusselHappy The problem comes from a minority here in the US and believe me they make the dumbest, least educated people in the rest of the world look like Stephan Hawking....

There is always a way...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Year , right !!!🙄🙄🙄 Man ! It doesn’t work after 27 yrs . I am telling u ! I use to be able to hide my stupidity AND pass as cute . Nowdays ?? I get the “ oh shut up , u have been here for a life time , cut it out , u just lazy “ ( Which is ABSOLUTELY true ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2022:

I used to tell assholes I didn't want to talk too "No speakee zee English..." And they would invariably ask "what do you mean you don't speak English?" So I would reply "you misunderstand I meant you don't speak English" just to piss them off...

I give him an A plus...

DenoPenno comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I have diabetes but I would still eat those candy bars.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2022:

@DenoPenno So not enough ROI to bother with then...

I DEMAND a litter box!

RusselHappy comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Is this really a thing? 😩

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2022:

It is a pathetic load of batshit GQP conspiracy theory....

I give him an A plus...

DenoPenno comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I have diabetes but I would still eat those candy bars.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2022:

Can I take out life insurance on you?.... I will buy you lots of candy...

Make my day, punk. 😆 [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 5, 2022:

He could get shot for that in some US states.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-PNCM5gGt0

That's strange

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Which just goes to show that things aren't all just Black and White anymore....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Exactly... They border Libya...

What a story

racocn8 comments on Dec 4, 2022:

With luck, he'll put a gun to her head and play Russian roulette. Which is appropriate given they're both traitors on Putin's behalf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2022:

Her head?.... Not going to do any damage shooting her there....

I think today they would use him as the after picture in the weight loss ad

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 3, 2022:

On an average day at most Walmarts, people like this guy come and go hourly. He looks a bit like Haystacks Calhoun the pro wrestler.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2022:

Dresses like people at Walmart too...

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Paper route?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2022:

https://www.indeed.com/q-Paper-Route-jobs.html?vjk=462fb8e5e9e62867

I have so many ideas...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2022:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@glennlab If you want to go, go big...

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

Garban comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Florida people always complain about the damned tourists hiding their keys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

Doesn't look like this one is going to be complaining for a long time...

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

If he hates the queers, I think they just let him off in Florida, no? 🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

I don't think that is in the cards for him.... Any more than it is for "Dancing Nazi Girl" who was found guilty and is looking at 8 years in prison with another trial coming up that could add another 20 to her all expense paid vacation at Club Fed....

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

JackPedigo comments on Dec 2, 2022:

So where was the punch line!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

He shot at 6 people and missed them all.... Now he doesn't have a gun or a car and is sitting in the clink waiting to be sent to prison.... I don't know about you but I find that fucking hilarious...

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 2, 2022:

One could wonder why he is so stupid, however, it is Floriduh. Some people seem to think they can swing their guns around with no repercussions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

We call them Republicans....

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Then you should be fine unless someone else starts sending them to you... In which case I recommend checking their net worth and health profile before making any rash decisions... weak hearts with a net worth over 5 million are AAA+ prospects...

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 As long as you don't start getting dick pics I am sure things will be fine...

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 I was just wishing I could see his face real time when he first reads this thread....

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Poor @phxbillcee will be so disappointed....

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 You should have realized on your own then that the best master (or mistress) will always get their slave to put them in their will first before screwing them into a coma... This way you have both fun and profit... or as the old saying goes having your cake and eating it too....

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Blame your mother for not bringing you up properly.....

Music is powerful

phxbillcee comments on Dec 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 needs to see this one... (Also, neither of them are on my playlist, actually...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 What a waste didn't anyone ever tell you that a properly owned sex slave should be fucked to death?....