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BULLFIGHTING Some people think this a majestic battle between man and beast! Personally I think ...
St-Sinner comments on Aug 18, 2022:
All these primitive and barbaric sports of spectators watching, cheering and enjoying the hurting of animals and humans should be outlawed.... this includes all sports that have similar instincts, tendencies and sadistic spirit in them like boxing, cock fighting, dog fighting, American football, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 18, 2022:
Personally I don't care when people voluntarily beat the crap out of each other I figure they deserve it.... Involving children or animals who aren't consenting though is sick minded. I am all for the old Scottish tradition of "cock fighting" where two consenting adults hack each other to pieces in the ring with swords.... Keeps them from harming those who don't want to be a part of their games and cleans up the gene pool.
You meet your 18-year-old self and are allowed only four words; what do you say?
MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 18, 2022:
Don't marry that asshole, run bitch, run!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 18, 2022:
@Ryo1 Well she can get credit for the first four words....
I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.
phxbillcee comments on Aug 15, 2022:
As a one-time swabbie myself, I heartily concur...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 16, 2022:
Must be why a buddy of mine in the M.A.W. used to love going on float..... Selling leaf to squids made him a lot of cash for retirement....
I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:
I noticed the Airforce General was late again.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 16, 2022:
Pretty sure they haven't seen "combat" since Vietnam....
He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.
Oldman51 comments on Aug 12, 2022:
But Al Gore and his friends stuffed his pockets didn't they
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
You mean like Dickless Cheney when he was VP?.... How many American solders did he kill and disable with his "contributions" to Shurb's "war on terror?....
One humongous pile of bullshit....
Garban comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Emotionally charged bull shit sells. Murdock and his family have gotten rich fabricating bull shit. I see no end in sight.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@Garban LMAO.... exactly the point....
One humongous pile of bullshit....
Garban comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Emotionally charged bull shit sells. Murdock and his family have gotten rich fabricating bull shit. I see no end in sight.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@Garban Almost as much as I would enjoy seeing enforcement of 501c3 status regulations, crackdowns on billionaire tax cheats and a law being passed which makes all candidate statements for all elected offices treated as under oath meaning that when they knowingly make false statements they are not only removed from the ballot but the DOJ prosecutes them for perjury....
One humongous pile of bullshit....
Garban comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Emotionally charged bull shit sells. Murdock and his family have gotten rich fabricating bull shit. I see no end in sight.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@Garban It would also be nice to see publicly funded elections and outlawing PACs of all kinds....
One humongous pile of bullshit....
Garban comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Emotionally charged bull shit sells. Murdock and his family have gotten rich fabricating bull shit. I see no end in sight.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
Unless the fairness doctrine is reestablished and extended to cover cable and Internet news services...
Trump Dump....
NostraDumbass comments on Aug 12, 2022:
You Americans are going to have to create an entirely new branch of government in order to fully investigate this freak.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
We need one and my suggestion is to take a page from Frank Herbert because we could really use a Bureau of Sabotage and I for one would love to play the part of Jeorj X McKee in it.... Try the novels Whipping star, The Dosadi Experiment and The tactful Saboteur... https://epdf.pub/herbert-frank-the-tactful-saboteur04371161c1103efd01c227a31809463843179.html
He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.
BD66 comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Wait, it gets worse:
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@BD66 I wouldn't count on those figures if I were you.... Look at the TRS 80 it was the peak of computer technology in the 70s and in the 80s' you had a certain "technology expert" claim that "256kb is the most anyone will eve need for their computer..." Remember windows 98?...
Divided loyalties???
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 12, 2022:
They weren't real nuns. I believe that was at a Michigan rally - fake nuns for a fake president.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
Wrong answer they were real nuns ... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nuns-at-trump-rally-maga/ https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nuns-maga-masks-trump-rally
He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.
BD66 comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Wait, it gets worse:
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@BD66 Problem with wildlife surveys from the 1950s' is that they didn't really have the technology to make them properly..... Even radios and computers were tube tech and computers weren't able to be on site. I could just see them trying to tag a bear with a transponder that would run for 3 minutes and weigh more than the bear does....
He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:
The only thing I can say in favor of Al Gore is that he would have made a better president than George W Bush.... Other than that both he and his wife were morons. https://youtu.be/veoYcsH7Wrs
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
@St-Sinner Saboteur...
Is Brooke Shields the creature from the blue lagoon?
DenoPenno comments on Aug 12, 2022:
I imagine she feels like it after breaking a hip and leg in a weight training accident and requiring lots of surgery. I tried to add a page here but my copy and paste is not working. Google Brooke Shields accident.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
Try copying then use ctrl + v to paste...
He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.
BD66 comments on Aug 12, 2022:
Wait, it gets worse:
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 12, 2022:
Has polar bear population decreased? Today's study, published in Ecological Applications, analyzed data on polar bears in northeast Alaska and the Northwest Territories and documented a 40 percent population loss between 2001-2010 from 1,500 to 900 bears. Climate change is the main threat facing polar bears. World Wildlife Federation
Poo-tin would have to be an even bigger fool than the Ukraine has already proven him to be to make ...
Garban comments on Aug 11, 2022:
See if he’ll take Mitch too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2022:
@Garban Yep but no parachutes....
And we wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes....
ChestRockfield comments on Aug 11, 2022:
But the assholes this cartoon is making fun of aren't [necessarily] lawyers, they're Republican politicians.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2022:
@ChestRockfield Whores and thieves might be a good start except I am of the opinion that the average prostitute is far more honest than most politicians or lawyers....
According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s aura takes a particular colour right before they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2022:
Where is the barf emoji?.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2022:
@OldMetalHead https://youtu.be/6Ct1rcgqHgQ
Poo-tin would have to be an even bigger fool than the Ukraine has already proven him to be to make ...
Garban comments on Aug 11, 2022:
See if he’ll take Mitch too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2022:
Fuck it we should just dump the entire Republican party on him and let him deal with the problems they cause.
And we wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes....
ChestRockfield comments on Aug 11, 2022:
But the assholes this cartoon is making fun of aren't [necessarily] lawyers, they're Republican politicians.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 11, 2022:
How about the Republican lawyers on the Supreme Court?.... "There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress." Mark Twain
A few on the Orange Turd...
glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:
When he leave New Jersey, I can imaging him telling the pilot to just head east.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2022:
Pilot: *sets autopilot and bails out....*
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 10, 2022:
Gud what a horrid punchline....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2022:
@OldMetalHead Doesn't stop me from feeling prawned....
Why are girls always looking for country boys?...
Austin-Cambridge comments on Aug 10, 2022:
That's novel, a shit-hole next to another shit-hole! :-D
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2022:
Errr you mean on top of don't you?...
I don’t know why I post this here. You know this.🙄
ChestRockfield comments on Aug 10, 2022:
Information, even if freely accessible, does not preclude stupid beliefs. There's people who think the Earth is flat, people who don't belive in climate change, and people who think Trump isn't a criminal piece of shit...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 10, 2022:
What mental illness causes delusions? Delusions are a common symptom of psychotic disorders such as schizophrenia, delusional disorder, and schizoaffective disorder. They can also be present in other psychiatric disorders, including major depressive disorder with psychotic features and mania in bipolar disorder.Mar 29, 2021 Delusions: Types, Themes, Causes, Diagnosis - Verywell Health
Trumpanzee Beauty Contest... Pick the winner!
phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:
I feel I deserve to be up there - here I am with a veil...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
@phxbillcee People need to be more careful which tense they use of the word "revolt" as it can cause problems... Oh wait you said "re-voted" didn't you my bad.
Trumpanzee Beauty Contest... Pick the winner!
phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:
I feel I deserve to be up there - here I am with a veil...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
@phxbillcee Hit the wrong key is all and didn't notice....
Good night and good morrow
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:
Mom jokes you gotta love em....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
@glennlab Wasn't me I was adopted....
Trumpanzee Beauty Contest... Pick the winner!
azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2022:
I think I might have run into a trailer park of number 3s when I was much younger.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
While stationed in the Deep South I may have inadvertently entered Rhonda's roadhouse a time or two....
Good night and good morrow
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:
Mom jokes you gotta love em....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
@glennlab Mine was so slow she never made any jokes....
Ingenuity is the key to survival. 😆
glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:
Now let the dog out.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
Dog is probably their dealer....
Good deal if you need them. Even when they don't work, you can use them as a roach clip.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2022:
That would have to be one hellava big joint.... A real Cheech and Chong special.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
@joeandbarb Using a clip that big I am pretty sure anyone within 3 blocks of his home is getting a good high...
What employee shortage?
Garban comments on Aug 8, 2022:
I don’t care for Olive Garden, they “treat me like family”. That’s not nice.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 9, 2022:
Dardan is a shitty outfit and treat both customers and employees like dirt. I don't see how they manage to stay in business.
Really Jesus?!
racocn8 comments on Aug 7, 2022:
Really. The Christian God loves rape (and molestation, and murder). Ask an Incel.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
Or read the bible....
Aww! You poor lonely little soul .....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2022:
Completely the opposite of all my cats...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Heffster The ones who don't have stupid people who don't interact with them. Cats are not "low maintenance pets" that only require food, water and a clean litter box they require human interaction or they stay semi-feral even as a house cat.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Betty Or an old "Jetsons" cartoon.... Keep in mind that the cost of running a Maglev monorail is far lower than one using traditional means of propulsion. The fastest one built ran at 345 KPH and was built over 30 years ago. The main problem with a Maglev is that they require a lot electricity to operate but if your generation is light enough and compact enough powered by Liquid Hydrogen you not only have clean renewable power but you just flipped the problem upside down. In addition to building safe efficient transportation you have also built the worlds largest zero emissions power-plant. Kind of what happens you see when you cross two magnetic fields is you generate electricity. The most limiting factor would be you couldn't run the non-stop we talked about at much over 960 KPH without creating a sonic boom. We used to think big here in the US but we have become small because of small minded bigots with huge mouths. I would see that changed if I could.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Betty Even 10 or 12 million would be a good start because I can use the corporation as a deduction and then add most of the tax return into the company. Hopefully the research would also help take oil burners of the roads and even bring us things like electric trains and a maglev monorail system that would link all North America. Imagine going from LA to NY on a comfortable non-stop in about 4 hours.... all for less than $100....
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Betty Mine would be a lot different.... The majority would go into a tax exempt R&D firm to find better more efficient means to generate green energy at first then to use the profits that aren't able to be spent right away to buy up stock in Edison and other electrical companies so the dividends can be put back to work. The less smog in the air the longer earth stays habitable. I would also groom my granddaughter to one day take over in my place and keep things on track.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Betty A simple question usually sorts the wheat from the chaff.... "if you came into a large sum of money (say win a lottery jackpot) what would you do with it?"
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@Betty I am a progressive and look for someone who is also progressive. I realize that covers a lot of ground but mostly it is the attitude that we should work to leave the world a better place for everyone not just ourselves or a few extremely wealthy economic bandits.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2022:
@AnneWimsey With my knees I am not much of a dancer but I have a hoist of interests most of them intellectual. So many these days are intellectually and morally bankrupt that it is hard to find one who isn't.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty The things you mention are all intertwined with political philosophy. You can't have far right-wing beliefs or pander to those with those beliefs and be morel or have values that are not destructive to society. Look at the damage Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi have done with their pandering to the Republican party.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty I made the mistake of settling once and it ended badly. Why make the same mistake again? The real problem I see with many women is they allow themselves to be targets by either being a part of the far right-wing culture or supporting the pandering of the so-called "centrists" who are actually to the right politically of Ronny Raygun.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty I prefer a Tinkerbell. One who is in awe of the world around her and unspoiled by the paternalistic culture. One who wants to make something of her life other than just being property or a brood mare.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty Be nice to find one rather than one who is just trying to use me. As soon as I spot that I just back off and get out plenty of garlic. That seems to work well on vampires of that type.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty Not really most of them are conservative and just looking for someone to support their bad habits. I learned how bad an idea to get involved with that type from my ex-wife....
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2022:
@Betty Haven't found one yet.... The older they are the more childish many of them act these days.
Got to love it...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 5, 2022:
As pissed as that judge is getting he might be spending the rest of his life in a roach motel....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@glennlab You think the DA is going to refuse?... Not unless he is a complete moron he won't. If he annoys that judge he annoys every judge he has to bring cases in front of and at that point retirement is going to look like his best option.
I'm a just putting them all right here, take what you want, eat all you take.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 5, 2022:
Jesus was more like Mohammed than Xtions like to believe.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@Beowulfsfriend In that time period marriages like that were normal. All cultures and religions practiced them because of the high mortality rate during childbirth.
I'm a just putting them all right here, take what you want, eat all you take.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 5, 2022:
Jesus was more like Mohammed than Xtions like to believe.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
Except while Mohammad had a thing for the Ladies Jesus was partying with 12 dudes....
Got to love it...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 5, 2022:
As pissed as that judge is getting he might be spending the rest of his life in a roach motel....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@glennlab Pretty sure she is ready to charge him....
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@Severnman Strike "seem to be able to use" and insert in its place "seem to use" and I think you see the problem....
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@AnneWimsey One of the many reasons I don't have many friends my own age is they are all so damned old... Just call me Peter Pan.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
@AnneWimsey Actually I was speaking about people I know who don't even know how to use a computer... I have to print something out for them because they can't. As for cell phones dumbphones are making a comeback because people like them can't even text.
Holding on hard.🤔🤣🤣
Garban comments on Aug 4, 2022:
He should be squeaking, not yelling.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
In the books it was always referred to as a "scream" by E.R.B.
I have to use this one today.
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2022:
No, 31 times no.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
....
So true, so true...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2022:
My first thought was that's Kentucky, then I realized there aren't that many Teslas in the state, much less all in one place.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
When I was stationed in the South from what I noticed most of the cars were up on blocks in the yards (maybe it was a status symbol or something I don't know and never bothered to ask) and what they called Running cars" most often would have been banned from being driven on the roads in any civilized part of the world.
A woman and her husband got a dog They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2022:
I would bet money that someone has quite literally said that.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2022:
@OldMetalHead Even more dumb ones....
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:
He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2022:
@zeuser More likely he will dig her up a toss her out with the garbage...
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:
He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2022:
@zeuser Apparently he is charging her estate 20,000.00 a year for "membership fees" to be buried there.... Makes you wonder doesn't it what happens after he bleeds the trust fund dry...
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2022:
It is no surprise that trump would do something like this. It really shows his kids and their dickness as they were next of kin and had to sign off on the burial.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2022:
Makes you wonder which of those kids is going to fall down the stairs next doesn't it?.....
So China has moved to Florida now... O...kay... 😶 You learn everyday, don't you? 😆
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Florida is the limp dick of humanity....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@Ryo1 I should hope not or you might be mistaken for a Republican homeschooled Christian....
Nice to be above average on something
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2022:
When I was young 9 drinks were considered a good start to the night but these days I keep forgetting that I have beer in the house and still have a 12 pack I bought 6 months ago sitting around collecting dust.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@Diogenes In my case it is just that I don't feel the need to drink.
Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.
NHjulie comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Great way to start a Monday. Another one along the same vein as Mrs Hippie..
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
Sweet....
I threw out my bingo card!!!
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:
"... & the cow jumped over the moon..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
It's Capt. Space Cow...
These conversations are all one sided anyway! :-D
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:
"... while saying, "Jebus take the wheel..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
As many accidents as that causes Jesus must be a drunk driver....
Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Had to sue the insurance company because heavy rain damaged their ark?.... I guess the insurance company wouldn't cover it because "act of god"....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@zeuser Oh and I nearly forgot to add.... Fuck Sgt Shithead McShittypants....
Phew...That was close...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2022:
Seen that scenario play out before.... Dog(s) chase cat, cat takes ambush position, cat pounces on dog(s) from behind, dog(s) run howling and screaming down the street in extreme pain while bleeding profusely.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2022:
@Theresa_N https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA
For the record, I've been the problem more than once.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2022:
I have been the problem at times but most of the time I am accused of being it by the real problem....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2022:
@zeuser It is a problem I am dealing with on a daily basis right now.... Soon to be over I hope.
Well Liz Truss does not look like Maggy Thatcher.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:
An FYI - (NOT a bikini shot!!!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2022:
@phxbillcee Yeah tax cuts for the rich because those have always worked so well.... So they are replacing Benny Hill with Ronnie Reygunette?....
Gary Larsen 😂
SnowyOwl comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Who doesn't love fruitcake, not your aunt's dried out shitty fruitcake with only a few fruits and nuts obviously but a good fruitcake stuffed with fruit, nuts and then doused in rum - that's a winner.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
Ill take one of those .... hold the fruitcake.
What happens when they dumb them down too much....
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Typical obstructionist regressive fascists maga death cult members who would climb aboard anything that is against their own interests, believing they are saving themselves from being outnumbered!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@of-the-mountain Most of them are delusional enough to believe they are superior to others and therefore have the "god given right to own other people as property".... Sick fuckers is all they are. Unwashed garbage in the cesspool of life.
What happens when they dumb them down too much....
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Typical obstructionist regressive fascists maga death cult members who would climb aboard anything that is against their own interests, believing they are saving themselves from being outnumbered!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven
Honest Government Advertising..... [youtu.be]
FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear The guy who blew up West Texas was a Libertarian who let the Libertarian state of Texas help him avoid "nanny state regulations" so when his equipment failed and blew up the town killing and injuring so many people it all could have been avoided by simple safety inspections done by a responsible government.... Yet what did the state of Texas do? First thing they did was beg the federal government for FEMA help.... Kind of hypocritical don't you think?....
Honest Government Advertising..... [youtu.be]
FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing You are absolutely delusional in your thinking..... Or should I say lack of thinking because you reject every piece of real evidence in favor of your indoctrination just like it was a religion or something....
This chaps name just has to be George Washington! :-D
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2022:
George Washington never said "I cannot tell a lie" nor did he ever chop down a cherry tree. All that crap was made up bullshit during the McCarthy era. His false teeth were made from animal teeth held together by lead. Abe Lincoln got the nickname "Honest Abe" for being the fairest referee at the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Beowulfsfriend Yeah his so-called special occasion teeth. Those were for state occasions so to speak . That was sarcasm in case you didn't know it... https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/health/washingtons-teeth/george-washington-and-slave-teeth/
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing What do Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel all have in common?... They are Libertarians who are huge contributors to the Koch network and anti-government extremists. Jeff Bezos is now trying to take over 'One Medical' which we all know will end badly for anyone foolish enough to do business with them. Privatization has never worked well in this country except for the bottom-feeders who profiteer from it like those three.....
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing I think the one who has no clue is you.... The "Libertarian party" has a long history of support from the Koch family who also owns the TEA party and GQP who they donate about one billion dollars to through their network of extremely wealthy donors. The Libertarian party has no real financial support https://www.opensecrets.org/outsidespending/indus.php?cmte=Libertarian+Party=2020 outside of SuperPACs funded by these same self-serving scum who are working to overthrow ths government. They also fund your Libertarian Stink tanks (like CATO and the Heritage Foundation) that indoctrinate fools like you into believing the crap they want you to believe until they get that slave collar around your neck.... https://tultican.com/tag/kochtopus/
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing Libertarians are just Republicans who are too stupid to know they are voting for the American Taliban candidates funded by the Koch Mussolini fascists.... except when they vote for the guys with the "R" behind their names... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing Lots of treason weasels have hated Trump but still have worked towards overthrowing the country by supporting scumbags like the TEAparty (AKA the American Taliban) goons.... The GQP of today is nothing more than a collection of Klansmen, Domestic terrorists, Nazis, and other assorted criminal scum.
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge My fucking country still has "Blue laws" because conservatives can't accept that nudity is a good thing socially. For one example think about how difficult it would be to carry a concealed weapon while naked.....
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear Or any of the others who came to the US on visas and just didn't leave when they expired (this is how the majority of "illegals" end up in the US,,,)..... The reason is "wetback" is a racist term because the border was defined by the Rio Grande river in Texass. Conservative Texans as we all know are some of the least educated and most racist noobs in the country. They are particularly ignorant in subjects like science, law, math, English language skills, the constitution and general history. Which is why they want to turn the clocks back far enough to legalize owning other human beings again.... No matter how often you bathe and perfume a Republican these days you still end up with a subhuman troll who is somehow moronic enough to think slavery was a good thing and should be allowed again...
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear I think he is a floater that just won't go down when you flush the toilet is all... "Illegal aliens" are far more welcome in my state than Republicans....
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge Fuck that anyone who gets butthurt about a post like that should be shown the door to the world. Unless the post involves illegal activities like child porn or has domestic terrorist content or something similar it's all good. That stuff would make people think we are Republicans or something.
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing I take your ignorant and arrogant condemnation as a compliment.... Republicans like you are treasonous slime nothing should keep the government from stripping you all of citizenship status and exiling you .... And yes it is a perfectly legal punishment for people who hate this country just ask Francis Scott Key.
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.
puff comments on Jul 28, 2022:
If I was Eve I would be checking on the boys.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
Adam was the first priest?.....
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge The site here is suddenly blocking me from your posts....
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@glennlab In the mid 1960s' my parents bought a second hand RCA that came with a remote. It wasn't even electrical it was the old clacker type but it worked. Of course it only controlled volume in four levels of sound had forward and reverse for changing the channels and the whole TV was vacuum tube technology....
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee By any chance were you bartender as well?
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee Funny isn't it?... The more conservative they are the bigger the snowflake and the faster they melt the fuck down..... @Austin-Cambridge and @Mary_Christmas ...
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee Your parents were either cheap bastards or just loved using slave labor.... The first remote controlled TV hit the market in 1950... https://www.timetoast.com/timelines/the-remote-control-acd2c245-e27f-47a0-8946-8a64bdf61dc6
Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....
dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:
I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:
@dalefvictor The reason I think this is because the states I mention all depend on California for their own economic heath, Mexico has long ties with California and I think Canada would be able to see the benefit of being a part of a strong economic group. Also if Canada joined other states in the North East would be likely to join in eventually as well. This would be similar to the EU so think of it as a North American Union. With the economic and natural resources of those states and countries combined you could see how many benefits there would be to such a union. The Red States as bad off as they are would likely become something like the old Mad Max movies.
Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....
dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:
I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:
Actually I figure Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Hawaii and Colorado would add themselves to the West coast. We might also add Canada and Mexico if things go how I expect making us once again the largest economy in the world. California is NOT the 8th largest it is the 5th largest....
Mercury retrograde.
azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:
What does retrograde actually mean BTW?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@Gnarloc Actually it means that humans of that time period didn't have the equipment to make proper observations of the planets. People who still believe in the crap that people misinterpreted thousands of years ago are just stupid and gullible....
New math.....
Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:
The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@Gnarloc Pathetic is more appropriate....
Mercury retrograde.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2022:
Why does anyone believe that crap to begin with?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@MerlinZap In my personal opinion books on either subject could be put to better use wiping your ass...
Mercury retrograde.
azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:
What does retrograde actually mean BTW?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
A retrograde planet obits (retrograde orbit) in reverse of other planets or spins in the opposite direction (retrograde spin) of the other planets in the system.... Neither of which is really a danger except to the planet itself and even then only under certain conditions as I understand it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_retrograde_motion
New math.....
Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:
The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:
They just blame it on everyone else....
What say you?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:
Rude, crude & socially undesirable - (BTW, which would you give up, bro?)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:
I am betting his ass....

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