At least the computer is safe. 😃

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2020:

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If I had to do what she has to do!...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Looks more like she is constipated and trying to push out a big turd....

You know they’re waiting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And this is unusual?....

They are finally showing themselves.

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Just broke off an 11 year friendship (with a self proclaimed Christian of course) over this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Typical of a Christian always accusing others of their lives being fucked up while whining about how fucked up their own is.... Just like a diaper most of them are self absorbed and full of shit.

Last but not least....you know where to find me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2020:

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Where's your God now?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Will the virus set me free?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yeah but who is going to feed him?...

Good analogy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2020:

At least you can always find spam.... https://youtu.be/mBcY3W5WgNU

NO!!!! PLEASE! NOOOOOO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I am sure they have other plans first....

You've have to be special to get the real stuff around here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Keep them on the porch for the neighbors who want to borrow toilet paper....

PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2020:

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Hmm...I wonder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2020:

That would add a whole new dimension to the phrase "getting your nut off..."

boomer remover

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Went in for my primary appointment yesterday and my temp was 98 degrees.... Bugs that bite me die a horrid death.... #IVotedForBernieToSaveYourAss....

YouTube has many atheists that produce content.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Edward Current though he hasn't been active lately... https://youtu.be/P47OC439x88

Church memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2020:

I hear Altarboys are still on the menu as well...

Seven family members fatally shot in North Carolina

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Gad I hated that state when I was stationed there.... And from what I hear it has only gotten worse.

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

This is a post I posted onto my Facebook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven

There’s always a bright side!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

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Yes, glorious leader...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Arnold was always an asswipe....

Breaking news...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

More like never happened...

They like living in close quarters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I guess those chickens were in the dog house....

I started a new green company.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Reminds me of the guy in boy scouts who wiped his ass with poison ivy....

Mexican beer company changes name.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Limes change their names to avoid association with Lyme disease... New name.... Melanoma

Feel free to write your number.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Just North of half a billion.... :D

Happens way too often.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2020:

"Watch for men leaning on shovels..."

Pretty good price...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Where is the vomit emoji when you need it?....

It'll do in pinch....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2020:

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Works for me!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Been doing that most of my life.... I have always been ahead of my time...

Yes sir....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2020:

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Hop hop pass.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Taste the rainbow...

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...

All you need to know ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2020:

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toliet training gone bad

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Didn't know they came in that size.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2020:

That would be a real pain in the ass....

Christian Zionists?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Best part of this meme is not in it.... Mormons believe they are entitled to it and also the book of moron says that native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel....

More cats because ... It's a long story and it ends with Meow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2020:

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A few more before I fool myself into thinking I might get a good night's sleep.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Re: #1 I actually know of someone who blew up their mother's microwave trying to make diamonds from charcoal, gasoline, and peanut butter following the instructions on a youtube video.... Her parents actually thought she was smart.... Re: #4 That would have been me....

Shit brown and puke green

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Burnt Sienna....

Oh Beavis , Beavis!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2020:

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No thanks...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Sounds like a case for Penne-a-chillin....

Mr. King has jokes! lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Considering he is the creator of the TV show Grimm it is hardly surprising he would have a Grimm sense of humor....

Live long and prosper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Not many people know that he stole that from his Jewish traditions....

I couldn't stop laughing at this one! LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2020:

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Jlep kjouehab

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

One cheese sandwich heavy on the mayo cumming right up....

Yep. That's bad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

That would have been a priest....

I see dumb people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

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According to him, you can grab him there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I always knew he was a pussy....

You don't say....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

https://youtu.be/4WVCle24T8U

Super Tuesday wasn’t super for me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

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Super Tuesday wasn’t super for me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Fucking Biden and his superPAC are both using corporate money are buying the votes of the uneducated....

Love modern children’s books

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2020:

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Who can forget their first time... popping a biscuit can open

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Walmart... ya gotta love it.... https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

The teen years

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Jack Danials and Everclear were my drinks of choice...

Chill, for God’s sake!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2020:

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When I started reading this post, I thought it was going to be full of judgement but it was to my ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2020:

"Something was missing and we all knew what it was that bible study needed to be led by a man..." Gad Christ-Insanity makes me want to vomit in dayglow...

Oh jeez, dad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2020:

https://youtu.be/2d2OFRa-YtE

Just saying.....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2020:

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Glad you all are here with me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2020:

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This should be good

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Awkward....

Now here's a way to reel in some potential partners.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I could use one of those for next Halloween...

Use your imagination. That's what they always did.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

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So I posted this on my agnostic/atheist women’s group on Facebook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 24, 2020:

General knowledge questions are easy even for Christians but try telling them that the bible expressly forbids public prayer of any kind (Matthew 6:5-9) and they don't know it... When it comes to general knowledge about religion they don't know shit... https://www.pewforum.org/2019/07/23/what-americans-know-about-religion/ FYI the test took me less than 5 minutes to complete including the 2 minutes it took that shit site to load and eating dinner.It also said I had a perfect score... 15/15 and it only gave me 15 questions to answer...

A moment of silence.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I wish someone out here would open a donut shop named "The Brass Donut..." They could use a cop's badge with a bullet hole in it for the sign.... Looks like he is upset because those donuts were a bit too crispy...

We’ve got that last part in common!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I am a survivor of many chronic pains in the ass....

This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...

What do you think of backward ball caps on older men?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Formal education isn't everything I know some people with Masters and PHDs who are to put it bluntly blithering morons.... Look at that stupid jackass Laffer for example and his moronic idea won him a Nobel Prize which makes the people who decided he deserved it even bigger morons that he is.... I wrote a paper that University of Massachusetts is teaching and used nothing from my 90 college units to do it I just used my personal historical knowledge from reading. Now as for the backwards ball cap I find those are often worn by jackass who want to pretend they are tough guys pretending they are "shooters" AKA snipers. As for that insecure need to draw attention to himself and being from Northeast Washington state I would guess he is a Trumpanzee and that it would be a good idea not to date him. There are a lot of these types in Washington who belong to White supremacist groups and anti-government militias.

What is yours? Mine is 🐍

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Fear of stupidity.... After all look who it put in the Whitehouse....

This girl gets it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I wrote a paper on that a few years back just a first draft and after uploading it a professor from U Mass asked for permission to use it in a new course titled Sociology of Religion....

This guy cracks me up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

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If that ain’t the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Kind of the way it works too...

Wanted to share that with everything bad going on lately, I finally got some good news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Excellent work Madison you didn't let the ones tearing you down win after all.... Let those ones know that after graduation you will earn more in a year than they ever made in five...

Will they taste like the wrapper says.🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

The Pringles one should be blue I guess...

they have a point

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Debatable.... https://www.yourvoteyourvoicemn.org/past/communities/african-americans-past/voting-rights-civil-war

One of my Facebook friends shared this. How gross of a thought process.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Facebook "friends" are often good for only one thing.... comedy....

A few political memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Re: Number 5 though I think that pretty much applies to every member of the DNC line up except Sanders.... Warren gets something of a pass with African Americans but all the rest have gone out of their way to piss all over them and now they want their votes?... How can the DNC wonder why they did so badly in 2016?....

A few political memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I already put in my application to be on his firing squad.... When they say ready I am going to shoot him in the nuts just for the hell of it.... accidentally of course.... Call it Schmuck fever...

Ooooh baby!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2020:

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Ooooh baby!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2020:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

Has the colour changed on this site??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Pretty much the whole site is now screwed up... They tried to update it but screwed the pooch royally. Since the Doc Type is HTML they shouldn't be using outdated CSS or doing it inline and after checking it at a glance there are hundreds of errors...

True dat...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2020:

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Sexy Devil

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I think I’ve finally been through all that I can handle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Being on your own sucks and depending on others only makes it worse... I was homeless at least 5 times in my life so I understand your position completely.

“It’s still a human life and it still deserves protection” but living women are just made out ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Is this woman high on meth?... or just an idiot?

It's payback time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

So then 2016 was the third coming?...

On a positive note...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Thank goodness he wasn't a priest....

What's your sign?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Neon.... https://youtu.be/8nJ30dodvdc

I laughed so loud 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

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Jesus two-fer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

One of the many questions they can't answer...

This will not end well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

https://youtu.be/pjFTubAdXP8

I can guarantee I won’t be

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

That will be just before my 110th birthday.... I plan to stick around to annoy people anyway....

All you lonely hearts out there..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Going to be hard as fuck masturbating to this movie....

Attorney General Warns of 'Militant Secular Effort' to Drive Out Religion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Sounds like a good idea....

Why Do So Many Hate Religion? What's ToHate?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I don't hate it I find it ridiculous and do resent people trying to push their silly superstitions on me... I also despise the damage it does to both society and people....

This is so terribly sad. I hate this man. [bbc.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

"Found this on a reply to McConnell on Twitter today...."

Holy, maybe it is possible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I credit it with wearing tights.... I bet everyone was just staring at his package....

Hoping to get in to see a doctor soon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Sounds like perhaps you are exhibiting symptoms of anxiety and depression perhaps from eating meat. Must of this could be psychological and this may be a case where the doctor needs to heal herself by letting go of the guilt. Keep in mind that many of the so called "supplements" you get in the stores even those calling themselves "organic or natural" are completely unusable by your body. You can also get B-12 from eggs, milk, and yogurt​...