A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab You are missing the point of the agreement as MAGots they get nothing but a boot in the ass on their way out the door... One of the only pleasures Kevin is going to get out of his deal.... The only other pleasure will be that he gets to be Speaker in name only....

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

MerlinZap comments on Jan 5, 2023:

He's going for twelve!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@anglophone Probably has fake ones but those can still be twisted...

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

MerlinZap comments on Jan 5, 2023:

He's going for twelve!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@anglophone Unless you have him by the balls and can twist hard enough to blackmail him into a helpless position...

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

MerlinZap comments on Jan 5, 2023:

He's going for twelve!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

Stupid and stubborn isn't he?...

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab I am sure those "never Kevin" ones would happily vote to cut his throat....

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@Beowulfsfriend Could get even better if you had bis back to the wall hard enough a simple vote to expel all MAGots from congress for violating the 14th Amendment.... If you can add in banning all members of seditious and terrorist organizations from running for or holding any office, Lobbying, or working for the government at ANY level now that would be a win....

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

anglophone comments on Jan 5, 2023:

He has already achieved 10 losses. Anybody putting money on him achieving 20 losses?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

Unless the Democrats step in by holding him hostage I am thinking 30 is more likely before he begs them to help....

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

When your opponent is self destructing, you let him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

And when your opponent is committing suicide you provide him with the means to make it faster.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11f8Oc25AI

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@Beowulfsfriend And he would have revenge by neutering them politically by giving them no power on committees...

I told Siri to just shut up the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Don't ever make financial transactions with your phone and be careful when shopping online. Always vet the sires you are buying from and make sure the site has policies in place that prevent fraud so you can get your money back if the products are mot delivered or as advertised. The ones I buy on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@Tejas If someone steals your credit card it is a simple matter.... If someone steals your identity you are fucked for years... You must have earned a degree in stupidity.

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab Exactly so you make the contract and make sure it is enforced which means he has a choice of getting hammered in the next election or being forced from office by the legal system and the GQP losing his seat even sooner... If he chooses to fight he loses not only his office but control of the house while battling things in front of a judge as well as most of his money in the process... I call that a win win situation.... Completely fucking the GQP agenda for the next two years...

Normal day in retirement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2023:

A 5 groan rating on that one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab This one would cause people to jump out of closed windows screaming and holding their noses ....

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

Democrats need to make him an offer he can't refuse.... They get him in office but he needs to sign an ironclad contract.... He refuses to appoint any MAGots to committees, continues investigations of sedition and treason as well as other crimes by them and throws his support behind a pro-worker agenda or is forced to retire from office if he violates the agreement... They have his nuts in a wringer and they need to take advantage of him...

I told Siri to just shut up the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Don't ever make financial transactions with your phone and be careful when shopping online. Always vet the sires you are buying from and make sure the site has policies in place that prevent fraud so you can get your money back if the products are mot delivered or as advertised. The ones I buy on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@Tejas The easiest way to steal your identity is when the victim is stupid enough to think his/her phone is actually a secure device.

Dear Friend, After a careful consideration of your performance in 2022, I have decided to extend ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2023:

This coming from a guy who lives in Texas is to put it mildly *ironic* as all fucking get out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab Right now between social Security and VA disability I receive over 4400.00 a month tax exempt and as a disabled Veteran am exempted from property tax as well. Conservatives here are morons always complaining about how they are overtaxed compared to states like Texas when if you figure that dollar for dollar people here are paying about the 3rd lowest rate in the nation while Texas pays the 7th highest.... Of course with property values increasing and home sales last year being so high we did see a 6% overall increase in property tax revenues without increasing the tax rate-itself. Also what people don't realize is Texas operates solely off property tax revenues while Ca also has state income ta revenues to operate from as well... Meaning we have a far more and better infrastructure than you do there as well as more and better services.

Dear Friend, After a careful consideration of your performance in 2022, I have decided to extend ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2023:

This coming from a guy who lives in Texas is to put it mildly *ironic* as all fucking get out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab We have some Texans out by were I live that I wish would go home... Always complaining about the way we "Libtards" run the state but won't leave because they make a better living here because of the way the state is run. Texas brags about not having a state income tax calling it "lower taxes" but the reality is that you deduct the state taxes you pay from the federal taxes meaning we both pay the same amount in income taxes (except jobs pay much better here on average so you pay more in that sense but the same would be true if Texas jobs paid the same amount.) The real difference in Ca is that property taxes are much lower (.71%) and as we all know you guys get hit by the state for increases while in Ca we only see an increase if we refinance or sell a property. and as we all know property taxes are NOT deductible.Conservatives know nothing about taxes they are just brainwashed fools. Texas actually is one of the highest taxed states in the nation with its 1.6% property tax rate.

I told Siri to just shut up the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Don't ever make financial transactions with your phone and be careful when shopping online. Always vet the sires you are buying from and make sure the site has policies in place that prevent fraud so you can get your money back if the products are mot delivered or as advertised. The ones I buy on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@Tejas Please keep using your phone and one day you will regret it...

Dear Friend, After a careful consideration of your performance in 2022, I have decided to extend ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2023:

This coming from a guy who lives in Texas is to put it mildly *ironic* as all fucking get out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@glennlab Hey he claims to work remotely is it that people in other states for some reason consider Texans "undesirable" or something?

Dear Friend, After a careful consideration of your performance in 2022, I have decided to extend ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2023:

This coming from a guy who lives in Texas is to put it mildly *ironic* as all fucking get out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@St-Sinner But you CHOOSE to live there don't you?...

I told Siri to just shut up the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Don't ever make financial transactions with your phone and be careful when shopping online. Always vet the sires you are buying from and make sure the site has policies in place that prevent fraud so you can get your money back if the products are mot delivered or as advertised. The ones I buy on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@MerlinZap No just refund scammers trying their luck is all. Even if they did gain control of the account there I would not only know they had done it because they would have to gain control of my email first (which nobody has managed to do in the last 15 years since I started the account) but I deleted all the financial information from the account and only left 15 cents in it when I stopped using it three years back. I will have to use it sometime in the next 4 years or they send that money to the state of California if they can't find me.

I told Siri to just shut up the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Don't ever make financial transactions with your phone and be careful when shopping online. Always vet the sires you are buying from and make sure the site has policies in place that prevent fraud so you can get your money back if the products are mot delivered or as advertised. The ones I buy on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2023:

@MerlinZap Just watch out on paypal itself the refund scammers are using it to find victims.... I have received several emails lately from paypal asking for money for items I never would buy.My paypal account is inactive and will stay that way until paypal gets their site cleaned up.

Men really are simple shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Reason two I like.... reason one not so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@anglophone As long as I keep the larder stocked I don't need to go out in bad weather and the grocery store is only 5 blocks down the street anyway if I run out of something like milk so I play Alfred E. Neuman when the rain hits...

Just so U know...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Just be careful which ideas you follow through with.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2023:

And don't get caught...

Men really are simple shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Reason two I like.... reason one not so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@anglophone It's actually just simple physics much like drafting a truck to save gas on long distance drives. You get close enough to the truck and you can feel the suction pulling you along after it. But to answer the question you didn't ask I have driven many different types of vehicles under all kinds of conditions often professionally. I probably have close to 2 million driving miles to my credit. I stopped several years back because it was causing me anxiety so I began trying to live a lifestyle that minimized the stress and anxiety that was destroying me physically as well as mentally. I feel I made the right choice for me because my life has been getting better since I started my life over.

Men really are simple shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Reason two I like.... reason one not so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@anglophone Never had a problem driving in snow though sometimes my passenger(s) would piss themselves when I hit a patch of ice ... Easy to regain control all you have to do is take your foot off the gas and hit the emergency brake , When the car reorients itself release the brake and be on your merry way.

Nobody Knows

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The previous Bush (Prescott) aided Hitler's rise to power and allegedly was involved in the "Businessman's plot" to overthrow the US government...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2023:

@puff GHW was responsible (allegedly) for putting the Saudi royal family in power as well as Saddam Hussein and the recruitment as well as training and supplying the arms to create the Talaban, ISIS and Al-Qaeda, led by Osama bin Laden, GW was a frat party boy who was just trying to prove to everyone around him that he was as big a man as his daddy...

Nobody Knows

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The spook and the dupe

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2023:

At the rate that family is de-evoloving in at most two more generations they will all be living in cardboard boxes and eating out of trash cans...

It has baffled us all for centuries.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The egg wins by over 650,000,000 years...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Sorry it was 600 million so far.... https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/11/041104005307.htm

Hold my beer.

K9Kohle789 comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Meghan just squirmed into bed with him and asked for a diamond - BETCHA

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2023:

She doesn't need to ask for one because once in that bed she gets a fortune in allowance money for popping out worthless, inbred welfare brats...

Perfect Tee....

RusselHappy comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Every handyman deserves this shirt 👍😃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Mechanics work with hardened tools....

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@glennlab Name 10 other people in a 10 square block radius who do the same.... I am betting there aren't 10...

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2023:

Used coffee grounds and tea leaves are perfect for the garden.... It is amazing how stupid people are in throwing away as "trash" the very things they need to make life a bit better.

I'd be really freaking quiet about it....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

One of my male friends had this happen and he got his girlfriends sister pregnant, he now has a 6 year old boy and the sister is giving him problems! Guys are stupid! Lol!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear They stopped using natural rubber in many items during the 1970s'...

I'd be really freaking quiet about it....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

One of my male friends had this happen and he got his girlfriends sister pregnant, he now has a 6 year old boy and the sister is giving him problems! Guys are stupid! Lol!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear Hate to bust your balls over this but those aren't real rubber either... They are synthetic rubbers made from oil...

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

FrayedBear comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I thought that was your number so I rang it & was told $50 for a blowie, $100 missionary & $500 for a big black fella up my arse!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@FrayedBear Did it sound like your mom?....

Who says the magic is gone?

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Better be sure the dog isn't around!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

That would be a big Mis-steak wouldn't it?...

I'd be really freaking quiet about it....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

One of my male friends had this happen and he got his girlfriends sister pregnant, he now has a 6 year old boy and the sister is giving him problems! Guys are stupid! Lol!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@MichelleGar1 Well that would certainly take the misery out of it and the fun.... for everyone else that is...

I'd be really freaking quiet about it....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

One of my male friends had this happen and he got his girlfriends sister pregnant, he now has a 6 year old boy and the sister is giving him problems! Guys are stupid! Lol!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Too bad he didn't ask the girlfriend first he might have ended up with two women and two six year olds.... Source: Ask Pornhub....

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@glennlab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usYNXMxqsSE=youtu.be

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

I shared that one with my son in law.... Since he is Hispanic he should enjoy it...

Happy New Year!!!! 🥳🥂🎉🍾🎊🍻🍺🤗

Oldman51 comments on Dec 31, 2022:

What is that you have to dig your own grave but they charge you as if they had done it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Have to fill it in too as well as doing your own embalming...

He'll keep her safe.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I would like to know how I can acquire that accessory.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Pornhub?....

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@glennlab Which is sad because as long as the Republicans get the Democrats to compromise they gain ground and become even more powerful. But this is only part of the problem.... The Republicans want to pass only legislation that benefits the top 1% ... The Democrats are infected with the same agenda but to only a lesser degree... Some are very open about it and others try to hide it but if they weren't they would stop losing elections and Medicare for all would be passed already.

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@St-Sinner Ahh the eternal "centrist" argument... While on the face of it might sound reasonable goes something like this... Far Right-wing " "Let's kill all the Jews..." Progressives: "Lets not kill any Jews.." Centrists: "Not everybody can be right so why not just kill have the Jews?..." You see how the false premise skews the logic don't you?...

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@glennlab Except for the telecommunications tax that funds the basic phone service for the poor. Oh and how about repealing the "bank modernization Act" that was signed and negotiated by Clinton as well as his racist crime bill?.... Just for a start.

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@glennlab Liberals are just Neo-cons who are fooling themselves like Hillary they support a Reaganite agenda. Progressives look at what they can push for to make the world a better place for everyone.

Vote Him Away (The Liar Tweets Tonight) - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2022:

I think this was done about 4 or 5 years back....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@Betty It is good as I remember he shit himself when he saw it...

It looks like Mr. Tate has beaten out Elon for biggest dumb ass move of the year.

anglophone comments on Dec 30, 2022:

I fail to understand why anybody would want to flaunt their catastrophic defects of cognition and their catastrophic defects of personality. Perhaps Mr. Andrew Tate would care to enlighten me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@Marionville A large following with no leader to follow.... I love Karma she is such a bitch to those who deserve it...

It looks like Mr. Tate has beaten out Elon for biggest dumb ass move of the year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Actually Tate was arrested for forming an organized crime group which involved human trafficking and rape along with his brother and another suspect if I am reading the report correctly.... Seems he was also running a scam school for crypto-currencies... ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@glennlab They were sure he was in that country but his exact location was given by the post yes... IP addresses are real bitch when you don't know how the Internet works...

This is for all you "horndogs" who plan to get all sloshed, hoping to impress the ladies on New ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2022:

From what I am seeing I would need to be extremely drunk to kiss one of them...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@joeandbarb A coyote woman is one so bad that if you wake up and she is sleeping on your arm you would rather chew off the arm than risk waking her up....

This is for all you "horndogs" who plan to get all sloshed, hoping to impress the ladies on New ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2022:

From what I am seeing I would need to be extremely drunk to kiss one of them...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Drank too much once and woke up next to one of those coyote women.... I never got that drunk again...

A Russian advent calendar :- Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out !!

HankSherman comments on Dec 29, 2022:

They are falling all over russia. Seems like an epidemic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2022:

It has two names... "Tall Building Syndrome..." and "Terminal Velocity Poisoning." https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/9/21/2124313/-Another-Russian-dies-from-Tall-Building-Syndrome

If you're stupid and you know it....

Tejas comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Is the alternative getting a pos electric car?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2022:

Which costs you less overall and makes the air we all breathe that much cleaner as well as being more dependable and cheaper to repair?... Stupid ignorant comment that shows a lot about you...

That's fair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2022:

800 Boo Hooo?.... I used to leave call back numbers for assholes.... 282-5968 amazingly none of them figured it out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 29, 2022:

Oh me oh my only one person here seems to have figured it out....

If you're stupid and you know it....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Why can he not have many cars and be proud and even broadcast it? People do it about their money, properties, sexcapades, fame and so on. It may not be to other people's taste and it is funny that it is coming from the misbehaving girl did not know how to respect and how to talk when invited by a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@AnneWimsey They didn't it was the Beatniks that were called "The Lost Generation" Woodstock was more of a hippy thing.

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Love it. It is self destruction or Russia was never great to begin with.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@St-Sinner With their military power being badly depleted and their economy in the toilet you can be fairly certain they are due for a regime change that is going to be open to reduction in military power. Hopefully the governments around the world all force a reduction preferably elimination in nuclear weapons in exchange for a resumption in trade.

If you're stupid and you know it....

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 28, 2022:

WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE GOOD IN THE WORLD THE VALUE OF JUST ONE OF THOSE CARS COULD PROVIDE I FEEL SICK!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Pretty sure he is this piece of shit tax evader.... https://offshoreleaks.icij.org/nodes/80094967

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

puff comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I wouldn't be so smug just yet. Be good to see Trump go down but think a few others may as well in 2023. And I think economically, Russia is coping. The attempt at price capping Russian oil at $60/ Bbl cracks me up. The "West": We will not pay more than $60/ Bbl for Russian oil. Russia: ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@puff Not if you believe the bullshit those two sources are peddling...

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

ASTRALMAX comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I would not party just yet. Back in February 2022 there were 185.6 Rubles to £1.00 and today there are 84.47 Rubles to £1.00.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX Trying reading up on the great depression in American history... You will see a very close relationship to what happened then and what is happening in Russia today. The only way out for the Politburo is for Putin to fall ill with tall building syndrome. Which I expect will happen soon.

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. I do feel badly for a lot of the Russian people, but they had several chances to cut that sawed off banjo faced dictator, but they just let him pick up steam. Bolsonaro is just a fascist dick, sort of like DeSantis but he speaks Portuguese. And Trump, as far as I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Check the news there is a whole lot of hurt headed towards Trump and all his associates.... https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs=ubuntu&q=4+indictments+unsealed+against+trump

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

ASTRALMAX comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I would not party just yet. Back in February 2022 there were 185.6 Rubles to £1.00 and today there are 84.47 Rubles to £1.00.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

That is the "official" exchange rate.... The black market rte is much higher and the Russian government is trying desperately to crack down on it. Russia is now trying to cut its dependence on the dollar by investing in the Chinese Yuan but that will end badly I think when they drag China's currency down with them....

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Love it. It is self destruction or Russia was never great to begin with.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Both... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/12/27/2144018/-Pissed-off-Russians-trying-to-get-their-money-out-their-banks-An-awesome-sight-to-me?detail=emaildkre=DKRE=email

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

puff comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I wouldn't be so smug just yet. Be good to see Trump go down but think a few others may as well in 2023. And I think economically, Russia is coping. The attempt at price capping Russian oil at $60/ Bbl cracks me up. The "West": We will not pay more than $60/ Bbl for Russian oil. Russia: ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@puff So you get you fake news from Bezos and Fox then think you are smart.... Typical Republicunt I bet you have a minimum wage job paying 7.25 an hour in a shithole redstate because you dropped out of school in the 5th grade...

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

puff comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I wouldn't be so smug just yet. Be good to see Trump go down but think a few others may as well in 2023. And I think economically, Russia is coping. The attempt at price capping Russian oil at $60/ Bbl cracks me up. The "West": We will not pay more than $60/ Bbl for Russian oil. Russia: ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Tell us more about how they are "coping..." Putin may still be playing his tiny penis games but people are getting ready to riot in the streets... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/12/27/2144018/-Pissed-off-Russians-trying-to-get-their-money-out-their-banks-An-awesome-sight-to-me?detail=emaildkre=DKRE=email

If you're stupid and you know it....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Why can he not have many cars and be proud and even broadcast it? People do it about their money, properties, sexcapades, fame and so on. It may not be to other people's taste and it is funny that it is coming from the misbehaving girl did not know how to respect and how to talk when invited by a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Well that was a rant based on ignorance and QANON stupidity....

Poor little millionaires

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2022:

When all you can do is play with balls life can be so sad....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@Betty Why would I be?...

Poor little millionaires

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2022:

When all you can do is play with balls life can be so sad....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@Betty I am not I can do far more than play with my balls...

Are you my people?

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

I've been using all the old phone numbers I've had in my life AS my passwords. Take that, short term memory! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

@zeuser To each their own methods. The better we can remember the more secure our information because we don't have to write down a hopefully difficult series of numbers, letters, and characters. What makes mine safer is that first they would have to study my reading habits and read the same ones I do then study how my mind works to even begin to narrow down the possibilities... 10,000 or so books and a PHD in Psychology might get them to the point they are ready to start....

Are you my people?

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

I've been using all the old phone numbers I've had in my life AS my passwords. Take that, short term memory! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

I use literary references from several sources some of them obscure to most people...

Are you my people?

St-Sinner comments on Dec 27, 2022:

My maternal uncle's phone number was 14 (overseas). Has anyone heard of trunk call or a lightning call?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

Here in the US we still have some I think but only in in backwards areas they call them partylines...

What a deal...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 27, 2022:

I had a chain/necklace that had an upside down cross. It had nothing to do with religion, rather it represented an anchor. This Anchor symbolised the the new life after divorce. It was fashioned by a group called "Beginning Experience" to whom I owe my life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

But it has an extra special meaning to Crispy Fries....

Persecution fetish 5. I went to Trump U

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2022:

#s 11 & 12 are incongruent

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo That should happen around the same time their fictional hell freezes over....

Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Must be all that global warming hit you in the ass again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2022:

@Diogenes True but I live in the lower desert in a valley that keeps the temperature warmer in Winter...

A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a book and noticed that he was wearing his...

RusselHappy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

The innocence of children 👦

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Until that priest gets him alone at church....

Persecution fetish 5. I went to Trump U

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2022:

#s 11 & 12 are incongruent

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Republicans never say what they think because they can't think.... Only parrot the same stupid, hateful shit they are told by QANON and Trump...

Which came first? Here's the answer.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2022:

If it were only that easy to put them back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2022:

The kids are cheap it is the wife who costs and you pay with more than money....

Ok, ok, my last four xmas cartoons.

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Frosty should have seen when we were selling body parts

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Way to get them to shovel that shit for you....

Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Must be all that global warming hit you in the ass again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Actually the ski resorts are open for business a 30 minute drive up the road from me... https://www.onthesnow.com/southern-california/skireport

Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.

Surchin comments on Dec 25, 2022:

I will gladly take one for the team here. View from my office

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Surchin Great shit in a postcard but I would far rather have a picture of palm trees and pretty half-naked ladies than snow. Living in the shit sucks and shoveling snow is freezing your ass off, back breaking labor...

Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.

Surchin comments on Dec 25, 2022:

I will gladly take one for the team here. View from my office

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Must be nice there right now...

Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Did you know that Dec 21 is the shortest day and Jun 21 is the tallest? lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Yet here we are in Winter and it was still 75 degrees where I live.... A great day for riding my ebike I put another 25 miles on it.

Glory! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

With 4 counts related to the Jan 6th insurrection attempt alone for the fat turd he is going to have a very unhappy new year...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@zeuser Considering how much of the population is angry because of the chickenshit we can be charged for while the wealthy never see the inside of a jail they are going to have to throw the book at him...

Glory! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

With 4 counts related to the Jan 6th insurrection attempt alone for the fat turd he is going to have a very unhappy new year...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@zeuser With the solid evidence presented I doubt that the DOJ will be able to do anything except charge him in all four counts of the indictments against him. They haven't even started on the criminal charges yet....

FFS! IT'S CHRISTMAS

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Trust me I have worse in my playlist....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX And here is a golden oldie.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4

FFS! IT'S CHRISTMAS

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Trust me I have worse in my playlist....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX I have shared some of them.... here are a few you might like.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XIJ-gygcY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3ilyjvBsI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQENyL5--I

And this congressional award goes to..... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Loved it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@glennlab Typical of conservatives and neo-cons isn't it?...

And this congressional award goes to..... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Loved it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

I enjoyed the part about her being Ted Cruz's hooker...

Glory! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

With 4 counts related to the Jan 6th insurrection attempt alone for the fat turd he is going to have a very unhappy new year...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@RhondaShotwell Going to be hard doing either from the inside of a prison... There are supposedly 6 members of the house alone who may also be charged and a few members of the Senate as well...

What's Santa going to bring?

azzow2 comments on Dec 24, 2022:

A new glass pipe and a keg of Milwaukee's best.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

Well ho, ho, ho I found you the perfect Christmas tree...

A Trump's friend.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Not going to try that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@glennlab Pretty much everyone who isn't Trump or one of his supporters has more class...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Or banging their wife....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Oh hell if that were the case we could just sell tickets and make money.... live pron show...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Or banging their wife....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Is it your neighbor knocking on the door asking if his wife is there?...

Ok so you all know about Elf on a shelf but did you know about....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2022:

For a group that is supposed to be about humor we seem to be seeing a sever lack of it here today don't we?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Lacking a sense of humor?... No thanks.

JESUS: Before this day is over you will deny me three times. PETER: Really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Stupidly Transmitted Disease?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Betty In the words of Sam Kennison... "If you don't trust the pussy why are you fucking the pussy?..."

JESUS: Before this day is over you will deny me three times. PETER: Really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Stupidly Transmitted Disease?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Betty There are three types of people in this world... #1 Those too stupid to learn even from their own mistakes... #2 Those who can learn from their own mistakes... #3 and the extremely rare ones who can watch others make mistakes while laughing their asses off and learn from them...

JESUS: Before this day is over you will deny me three times. PETER: Really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Stupidly Transmitted Disease?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Betty It was an educated guess after having seen many stupid people get infected with one....

JESUS: Before this day is over you will deny me three times. PETER: Really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Stupidly Transmitted Disease?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@Betty Through never having caught one....

A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm open to hear otherwise.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

I could never figure out why the world needed an artificial currency, based on nothing, that you buy with actual money. The block-chain tech is interesting, but I have never grasped the rationale, other than a scam. Same with NFT's.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2022:

The only possible reason for these fake currencies is money laundering...

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I wasn't planning to read any of these assholes explain why they weren't abject cunts, but it's nice to find validation among those who were professionally obligated to do so. About what I would expect from this shamelessly disgusting crew. Kissinger in particular should have been strapped to a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@zeuser So does their friendship with Donnie the Dumbass...

A little winter humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Snow is wonderful on a fucking postcard.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@Betty Awww you say the sweetest things sometimes...