Well deserved medal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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Is that Freud?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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Another groaner for you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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I’ll take as a compliment that someone has covered my song!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

Karaoke?...

For Chris's sake...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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I wouldn't talk to us either.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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He suddenly realised

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2021:

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Six years ago on Facebook...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2021:

So it looks like @Cast1es just got all butthurt for telling her the truth... Why is it conservative Dems seem just as sensitive to facts as Republicans are?

Easter Island treat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2021:

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That's a good prescription.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2021:

Why grammar is important...

It's a protection racket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

I guess it depends on if you want the little bastard or not...

I am going to be fit. I found a very good excercise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Only if you can afford her fees....

An Investment Idea Import from China, sell on ebay.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Why would anyone want to sell Trump dolls on Ebay?....

Great tombstone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Need one of those for my yard...

That is a lot cheaper

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Or you can stop by any 7 eleven and buy a hot dog....

Very interesting

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Jesus endorsed slavery in the bible... Anyone who endorses slavery is a dick... Jesus is therefore a dick.... Going by the thesis "you are what you eat"... Jesus was Gay and ate dick...

I would throw something to distract them ,make a run for it back to the motel and have a relaxing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

I remember as a kid riding the Black Ball ferry from Washington to Canada and those gulls were awesome.... Some poor guy was sitting on the deck trying to eat off a paper plate and looking a bit green around the gills when on of those gulls placed a perfect shot in the middle of his food.... He not only dropped the plate over the side but what little he had eaten followed it in a beautiful arc. I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself....

🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2021:

Ladies when a guy brags about how he is so good in bed he usually means himself not you are going to have a great time....

For that one who hates socialism but can't define what it is....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2021:

Awww looks like @Sticks48 got all butthurt because I told him the truth again and blocked me.... Anyway dude if you have the balls and are a real man here is one of many articles on the Subject of Donna B giving Hillary the primary debate questions in the 2016 primary but I bet you call this a "conspiracy theory" too.... https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/11/2/16599036/donna-brazile-hillary-clinton-sanders

Someone's in BIG trouble! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2021:

Somebody is going to be paying litter support.....

How could he?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2021:

Same story Mary used.....

How tiny is the lamp?! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2021:

My answer: "Can you provide proof of delivery?..."

That will fix him lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2021:

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It has a laugh track, but it scarier than it is funny. [youtu.be]

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WXPD Channel 9 News: Frightening Trends - SNL [youtube.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2021:

Oh look it's Fox News....

A friend of mine sent me this from her vacation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2021:

Just a hop, skip and a jump along the beach....

Social Security benefits face reduction a year earlier than expected due to pandemic ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2021:

More scare tactics from conservatives on both sides of the isle. Social Security is far from bankrupt and has a nearly 3 Trillion dollar surplus in the trust fund. The truth of the matter is that organizations like Goldman Sachs simply want to privatize it so they can loot you of your earned benefits...

That's gonna be an awkward conversation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2021:

Don't ask GM, Ford, all the oil companies, Coke, Bank of America, Chase Manhattan and other major American corporations what they were doing between 1933 to 1945 either....

Big mistake lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2021:

I don't know about that one because it looks to me like he cleared the obstruction....

Crazy ideas are the lifeblood of capitalism.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2021:

Screwy ideas are often the best ones.....

That is a big oops

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2021:

Ahh the good old days....

That's some creative shrubbery

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2021:

Need that for the new neighbor...

Just awful clothing design or is she giving a big hint.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2021:

How you can tell she shops at Walmart....

Windows version 000.1

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2021:

Notice the antivirus curtains hanging in the background...

Hopefully this one hasn't been posted too recently

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

Ducking autocarrot.....

MySpace - Saturday Night Live [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

Looks like they would have had more luck as priests....

Ancient Aliens guy isn't totally wrong, for once...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

Told my ex-wife after the divorce that the ugliness on the outside was leaking to the surface....

The Seven Internet Sins...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

The Internet is the 21st century version of the bible...

O oh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

And he may have had a part time job as a hit man for the mob that sucker has a trunk big enough for three or four bodies....

Who would want to date that con-man?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

Yep.....

The ultimate dilemma here...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2021:

https://youtu.be/PhQHZ7EyEHo

Still smarter than an anti masker [dailymail.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2021:

Cumming and going at the same time...

Still smarter than an anti masker [dailymail.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2021:

Because *FREEDUM...*

One more myth exposed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2021:

A mazing....

Wonderful, optimism at it's greatest! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2021:

*Takes notes for dating site advertisement....*

Did you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

Sounds like a reason to not...

This irrational fear

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

Conservatives then... AKA morons...

not gonna die yet doc

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

After a year without the doctor recommended course of treatment because "it is new science" or "it's experimental"....

On my way to where the air is sweet...

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The Bricklayer's Lament - by Gerard Hoffnung [youtube.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

One way to rise quickly to the top of your profession....

Step-mom, bad. Step-mom, good!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

Makes me feel deprived that I never had a stepmom like that....

A new trend/product in the chocolate industry. Yum. [bethesdamagazine.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2021:

She better hope she collected enough to last for the next 16 years....

Have you heard about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

Gad the stupidity of the far right these days....

Oops! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

Especially with the price of meat these days.....

Some serious rain in Philly right now.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

Will eat Republicans for food....

Yes always them

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

Because RepubliaC.U.N.T.s

Killer rabbit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

https://youtu.be/pmu5sRIizdw

Of all the bras in all of the towns in all of the world it waltzed into mine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2021:

Don't you mean Dumpty Gofart?....

Justice for me, please. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Justice is for the rich those of us without 50 million or more in the bank end up all wet...

Probably me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Hellava lot more than just one....

Side effects of ivermectin

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Now she needs to find a cowboy willing to ride her...

Now that's going too far

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

What happens when you run out of horse dewormer and use dog dewormer instead....

It's not like he's going to read it.

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Classic swimming pool game, dedicated to the last day of August.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Best game ever when played with the girls.... Because you had to eat what you caught....

Invermectin only a few side effects, apple flavored yum

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Ride da wild horsey......

My thoughts exactly! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Or comments on it without liking it....

It's a shakedown.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Republican children's library...

Why I'm still here! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2021:

I call it Assbook....

My dear friend Berat's honeymoon is tomorrow. I told him not to think wrestling.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Yeah lay off the roids they make your winky tiny....

This would give me a fright!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

I want that tree next to the street in front of my house.... At night we have people speeding by all night long and half of them are trying to get out of town after the bars close and the cops catch them....

Not mine but thought id share

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Read it and weep.... https://news.yahoo.com/fact-check-roundup-true-false-194714534.html

Not mine but thought id share

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

So Trump releases 5,000 members of the Taliban including their leader and makes an agreement to abandon Americans and Afghanistan people who worked with Americans to the Taliban in May while Biden has worked to extend that deadline and get people out so he gets blamed?....

Unnecessarily unnecessary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Now that is the schizz....

you know she wants some of it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

I knew a guy in the Marines who got arrested in Australia for doing something like that.... When the duty officer went to get him out the cop told him that "he wasn't right in the head" so the duty officer told him in a Daffy duck voice "thank you very much" as they were leaving and almost got arrested himself... I always wonder when people talk about Australian humor if they even realize that it doesn't really exist....

Thought this was spot on!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2021:

"What if?....."

I really hope she likes it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2021:

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For "women of few words" who are shy and internalize feelings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2021:

"Hey honey I am taking 300.00 out of your checking account to pay a hooker..." His tee shirt

That would drive them nuts

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2021:

Bill Gates owns the company that makes it....

hell yeah it is

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2021:

Glad they finally legalized it in my state....

Stop horsing around and get vaccinated you moron.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2021:

Since he was a horse's ass maybe he thought it would help....

Majority of Atheists Believe There May Be Intelligent Life on Other Planets A recent study ...

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No money, eat cheap. Duh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2021:

Well I guess he is just going to have to take the bull by the horns is all....

Know the feeling? Just one last problem. How can I get rid of that drone? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2021:

camouflage netting....

New anti-vaxxer costume just dropped

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New album

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Our government's budget cuts really starting to hit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Been happening since Tricky Dick took office and gotten worse each year with both parties in a race to the bottom with austerity economics and trickle down mentalities....

Anyone lost a dog?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Awwwww doggy has his boner....

How about a "Fuck off you moron" card

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

No fucks given card from me...

Apparently, they are all female news presenters in America.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

"News presenters?" Since when did Fox start doing the news?....

You have to be supportive, every girl needs a friend like him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Wonder where he is going to set her down....

Real heroes don't wear capes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

For shoving a 2X4 up his ass?....

To all those that think getting a shot to protect others is an infringement on their rights

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Antivaxxers are the feral street dogs of humanity...

Did that hurt ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Mary says it doesn't work for COVID...

Involuntary exercise

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Next time try spike strips....

Me in the morning

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

For me it is caffeine and medical marijuana...

Forgetful Mr potatoehead

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

The far right Qanon conspiracy theorists are still looking for Mr. Potatohead's dick....

Another groaner for wednesday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Every day is the same old shit....

That actually may work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

I say we trade the unvaccinated for refugees...

Ship sailed and sank

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

And if you think the vaccine is going to cause you to mutate that ship sailed long ago...

I don't like it that much either, but jeez.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2021:

My father was a Navy veteran and used to walk around the house singing "In the Navy" when that song came out.... But he firmly believed Liberace was straight....