This is my state, y’all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Far right-wing Christians are so fucking dumb they don't even realize to bible is pro-abortion... Mostly because they have never bothered to read it...

This is so terribly sad. I hate this man. [bbc.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Anyone with even a partially functioning brain does...

There’s always gotta be that one Christian that thinks they’ve caught you in a lie about your ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2020:

You have to love the stupidity.... It is just so damned entertaining....

UPDATE: She was found safe around 4am in Vegas and will be on her way home today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2020:

On foot?... I hope she makes it home ok

I don’t want pity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2020:

You are a very strong person... Just remember how you were treated and by who when you are a success and they come to you looking for help...

Could see him actually saying this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I am surprised he hasn't said it yet...

My rule of thumb. 😜

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

RaMen to that...

Y’all are so smart... answer me this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Tailpipe expansion tool...

That's pretty scary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2020:

The one on the bottom happens all the time.... I don't get scared I know it is just one of my cats...

Seems like the class isn’t working

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 2, 2020:

The arc on mine used to be much lower and it would still be in the air more than half way down the isle with a 16 pound ball.... I didn't even have to bother with that overhand shit...

Yeah. Right. That's what she's doing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 2, 2020:

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You can add Twitter and Agnostic.com to that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

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Who else did this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Fastest and easiest way I know to test a 9v battery.... you can even tell how much charge is left in them with experience...

Butt sex sells... [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The bottle that lets you give it to them in the can...

That's not a coughing emoji

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Looks like emoji porn to me.... Make a great reaction to some posts I have seen here...

Foster's Wisdom

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Sounds familiar...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2020:

It damned well should... https://youtu.be/zLih-WQwBSc

Comes shipped with a case of limes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Or a case of Lyme?....

Yes this is a real pic of some dude that got photo bombed by his pet cats on a dating site.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Did he ask you for money?...

Detroit's no tell cockroach motel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

The guy smoking the roach of course.... duh... what a damned fool question...

It would seem that way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

A wild Penisquid?...

Does anyone know how many other countries cite God to invoke patriotism in the pledges, anthems, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

The original pledge was written by Francis Julius Bellamy a Baptist minister and socialist.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bellamy

Nothing more to say!

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Nothing more to say!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Fuck Chuck.... I will never forget him and his dojo Sensi in Torrance getting thrown out of the city for getting drunk and terrorizing business owners before the owner of the nearby mechanics shop pulled out his gun and they both pissed themselves....

Chicken Cow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Made in China.... Really made from rats, cats, dogs, and weasels....

RIP Terry Jones and Graham Chapman!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Gad he would have loved this...

Proper spacing matters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Nothing like putting it in permanent ink.... as well as display....

Teacher, I have a question....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

The letter "J" was invented around the 15th century if I remember correctly also...

Just a thought about the "people" that some seem to support.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

I will believe a corporation is a person when we start invoking the death penalty against them and their boards of directors...

My Christian cousin shared this. I guess they’re all for Kanye now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2020:

He has a lower IQ than an Oxygen deprived Hamster on meth....

My Christian cousin shared this. I guess they’re all for Kanye now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2020:

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I'm very interested to hear your thoughts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Eat more pussy...

Christians can really manifest anything out of the clouds huh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Humans tend to see patterns in everything even when the mind has to invent those patterns.... psychologists have known this for a very long time...

my coffee shopp

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

"My In-Laws are in Town" should be a double shot of Everclear.... Because the only difference between In-Laws and Outlaws is that Outlaws are wanted....

Any of you Trekkies out there see this episode?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

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This is my hobby.

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Could be a problem...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Alone?....

Aren't there qualifications to be put on house arrest?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Actually it could be a probation monitor with GPS.... Likely she is a Republican sex offender...

He likes sniffing it! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2020:

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Uploaded a new video this morning! Check it out if you like clean-outs & reveal videos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Most women I have known just transfer the stuff they use everyday to a new purse they bought and leave the old one in the closet gathering dust...

When you die, would you want your family to burry your body and be cremated?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

As I told the English class I was in at college I want a Belter's service like in Niven's known space books.... After everyone gets drunk and finishes telling tall tales about me as far as I am concerned since I have no need for the rest they can toss me on the BBQ and the cannibals can eat me....

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Maybe the family can all chip in for a simplysafe security system for him?

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Sounds like if anything the gun makes him feel less safe....

I got some new babies from my Nana’s house and her funeral.

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Ahh the sweet memory of my childhood preacher shaming me on Facebook for missing church because my ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

LOL Translation:"Where is my money bitch I don't care if you cut out but have someone bring the money to me if you do..."

What wouldn’t it kill?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Wall Street executives don't have hearts....

Space Force!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

https://youtu.be/RIXD3eNocV4

Always the optimist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Well he got it right...

Cause Jeebus told him to....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Now most of the girls in his neighborhood are knocked up....

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Oh Gud please Netflix get this one in....

Let's bust that shit open..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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He’s only good for memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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😂😂🤪🤪🤣🤣😀😀😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Jesus action figure for sale....

It is vitally important to stop the spread of STD's in 2020. Help spread the message

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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You know who you are too.. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

You couldn't possibly mean me right?... *tries hard to look innocent....*

Remember this when talking to Christians & Trump supporters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2020:

I both cases that would be a no....

Lol.........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2020:

LOL the only "legend" about him was how every woman that showed up on set had him humping her leg like the family dog.... https://youtu.be/ZtU_FZAcCZo

Interesting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Not to mention Christians are so dumb they can't be trained to use a litter box...

Should’ve guessed it was his dad when he stayed. I would have walked my ass out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Chips dips chains and whips dad is a regular party guy it seems....

How do you all feel about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I have several strays in my area that my sister feeds... (cats) I do when possible capture them and that them in to get them fixed as well as shots... If they were removed I would just have the same problem with different ones...

watch some kid has already or will try this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

LOL starring in Kiddie porn does that make them sex offenders as well?...

Politics and its especially funny if you watched love and hip hop. ✋😬

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

I refuse to believe that finding common ground with Nazis and the KKK is in the least a good idea.... We fought two wars over this and didn't compromise then and should never consider compromising now...

[youtu.be] Not a meme, but funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

https://youtu.be/XYviM5xevC8

‪Can’t wait to drive around my Bible Belt town with my Planned Parenhood sticker on my car ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2020:

They are going to call you a baby killer.... Tell them that babies are delicious and nutritious....

Stoner fairy tale

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He sure knows how to hurt a fella

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Why would someone that willing to strip get a concealed gun license? 🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2020:

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My toxic trait is that I think I need to pee before I do anything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Obsessive Peeing Disorder?...

People are so fucking stupid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 10, 2020:

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Asking for a friend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 10, 2020:

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Is this a Dad Joke?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 10, 2020:

About all the damned things are good for... That and a real expensive door stop...

Good thing she's wearing those heels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I'd buy that for a dolla....

Yes, it does.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Oh Buffy.... Who names their fucking kid "Buffy" anyway?...

Is that where it all started?

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Everything is precious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Tweakers are the bane of the storage industry... and people who buy those units as well.... One hard and fast rule you learn to never break is never buy a unit full of boxes sealed with duct tape....

Circa 1940.. new trending cactus wear

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Looks like a prickly situation...

carry the one...

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What was that charge for?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I'll take four of those please....

Way too many of these going around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I love how those same chain emails all seem to mention all the people who had bad luck or died a horrid death because they didn't forward that email that would have made them rich...

Prevent mistakes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2020:

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Pay attention and remember

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2020:

You mean like Trump and McConnell?... I thought they were still alive....

It's a calcium-enriched Miracle!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Slightly less than she needs for the recipe I guess her god shorted her again...

Can't be unseen.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Since YUM brands took them over the pieces are so small they need to change the name to Kentucky Fried Pigeon anyway....

Nice title combos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 2, 2020:

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Take that Kirk!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Capt Jerk is more like it...

Maybe they could just do all the priests proactively. You know they're never going to be convicted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Maybe they could do that with Roy Moore....

Woah!!. Mind blown. ROFL.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2019:

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Buckwheat is smarter than Trump 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Not saying much a pet rock is smarter than Trump.... The only real jobs he is creating are comedians because they have so much stupid to work with it is incredibly easy to make people laugh...

I swear I have seen weirder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2019:

https://youtu.be/ss_BmTGv43M

Getting ahead of the game

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2019:

I thought he always left lumps of coal?.....

What's that noise?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2019:

I have 4 doing that all night.... Panther my 11 year old, Rocket my 3 year old Siamese, Stashe my 1 year old Tux cat, and his sister Bella the other black cat...

Brie, swiss and provolone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2019:

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No it's not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Poor Grandpa....

Papa John's is better

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Better than what?... Papa Johns is shitty pizza... But then all the chains are shit these days...

We're going to build a wall, and the Chinese will pay for it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I am so sending this to my granddaughter Celeste's father.... He is Hispanic and hates Trump with a passion....

Such a nice name for him....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Every where he goes people need to put up huge banners saying "Welcome Peachy Cool Arrow".... I bet he would be bragging in his speeches about it....

Christmas Smudge - Ha ha ho ho ho...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2019:

That first one is FEDEX dropping off the Chewy order at my house...

Not awkward or anything...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I would have used the last line "Because I wanted to know if you were the fuzz..."

I guess somebody doesn't want to lose their pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Looks to me like he got belted...

Jubus is in a Margarine Tub??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2019:

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