Math... Math... Pi!!! Oh 3.14159!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

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Give it a sec... There you go. (not that I wish him any ill will.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

I should hope you don't wish him harm he is the last best hope for the US which makes him the last best hope for the world. Only his organizing has put the DNC back in power and only he can wield enough influence to move them away from the corporate agenda...

Got to keep the twins from wandering

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Or dragging on the floor....

You go ahead and have your freedoms 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

And another Trump supporter bites the dust...

Just call me a loser and leave me alone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

If it is a Christian bookstore I wouldn't even bother to enter... Any other kind I would just skim the contents for new additions to my personal library...

More Bernie related memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Love the last one.... Maybe if he starts fighting for us like Bernie does he will be respected like Bernie is...

Not sure at which point..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

More like meth....

Catch a glimpse of the Bern.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

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My star wars peeps will get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

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Just like I want to!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Assholes everywhere and the good part of the pandemic is I finally have an excuse to tell them to get the fuck away from me... People don't even consider me rude for doing it either...

A true sign of the times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Look out Grandpa has a six shooter and he is not afraid to use it....

At least my mask makes it so they probably won't recognize me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Should have asked her to give you a hand with it.

Going thru some old family pix and found this one of me. It seems to have aged well

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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Let's see who gets offended.🤔😏

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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If you have thin skin🤔😏 and is offended where no insults was thrown at you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Bet you there are a lot more butthurt people on this site that have me blocked than you have on the entire Internet...

Have a little protein with your mint.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Gotta "Make Room" for this stuff... Sadly nobody will get this unless it gets explained to them...

Life as it is🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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Oh fuck! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2021:

With a fuck fuck here and a fuck fuck there I really don't give a fuck fuck anywhere....

100% Valid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Not a millionaire but I am planning on building a bookcase similar to that in my home...

Might be the other way around on who's doing the screaming..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

My answer is... Because he likes it in the ass?....

🤔No one needs to know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

But how would cops solve cases unless....

NOT another word...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

That includes medical care under the ACA that amounts to less coverage and higher profits for health insurance companies...

I have hope for the future (maybe)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

As a child I used to look for the corners of the rubber masks because I thought I had been kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study.... Not much different from today.

Why don't women appreciate us more lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Problem is even when we do them they just complain and do them over again....

Mandy has it all figured out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

And so many others like Jeffery Dahmer just feel it is such a waste when the price of meat in the stores is so high....

God hates porn? 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

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I'm : B 1 C How about you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Sourdough toast -D- with real butter and coffee black no sugar... I might have Earl Grey tea and stevia for a sweetener occasionally...

Seriously!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

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Just don't walk too close to anyone else

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Like the anti-vaxxer in San Francisco who was losing his kid to his wife and shot his kid then himself... No anti-vaxxer should be allowed to have or raise children...

I didn't see that in the driver's license handbook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Watch for fornicating flapdoodles....

Took a break from this site and from my YouTube to work through my mental health.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Welcome back I was a little concerned about you.

Strike a pose.. you got this..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

How .... er.... blinding...

Heard a similar joke about country western music...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

As well as part Redneck?... I see he has no teeth....

Tough neighbourhood.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

And I always thought Sonic was supposed to be a Hedgehog...

What The Moose?!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

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He's got the entire decade covered.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

he needs to gain 30 or 40 pounds that sofa in badly padded...

I find myself doing this all the time lately

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Fucking Mad Max is here....

Another DIY that might just do you in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Even more fun when it is plywood and they use both arms.... Just be sure to play some good headbanger music..

🤔Really have to ask.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

The one I loved was when they would ask "paper or plastic?" I would look thoughtful and say something like don't you have something a bit more kinky like latex or barbed wire?

The QMap .....

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It's a sad day when Americans vote for a party that refuses to ban late term abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Number of late term abortions per year is about 11,000 most of them in the deep south while the number of admitted covid-19 deaths in the last year are over 400,000.... Do the math and figure out which party is committing wholesale murder... Even the Bible approves of abortion and the only people who spew nonsense about "the sanctity of life" are Christians who point to the 10 commandments which was mistranslated as thou shalt not kill instead of thou shalt not murder.... Oddly these are the same people who both support the death penalty and commit acts of domestic terrorism (bombings and mass shootings) resulting in the murder of thousands of Americans every day...

I'm a father to two bi-racial children, but this still made me laugh

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

As a grandfather of 5 biracial grandchildren I agree...

It's a sad day when Americans vote for a party that refuses to ban late term abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

It is a sad day when anyone who calls their self an American votes for a party that commits treason and tries to install a dictator like Adolph Hitler....

I actually love algebra!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Cripes 3rd grade math is often beyond the capability of most people in the deep South or they would stop voting Republican....

Well they asked

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

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I'm so sorry...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Hey I think I saw this guy in the Trump riot coverage...

Isn't that the truth!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

All gods are just an excuse to pretend you are smarter than those who are actually educated....

Travel advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I don't want to go down it but I can think of more than a few that would do the world a favor by taking that.... er... cut off if you will pardon the pun...

Interesting Covid related question

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Not for over 15 years now but with all the stupid in the world today it is tempting....

Lot of these running loose lately.. political crack heads.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

The crackhead....

Ok good to know..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

We have a bunch of these up the hill from me that still live with their mommies....

Recycle reuse... let's go green, I mean pink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

So was it fun being called to the principal's office?... Ahh the memories...

I ❤ Fruit. and bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Cling peaches help cure diarrhea...

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The No Fly Guys The Gerbils The Beastly Bitches

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The Pussycat Boys The Organic Food Dolls The Troglodytes The GEICO boys Captain Caveman and his Wannabes

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The Beefalo Boys...

Pretty much! Lol!!!

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Yeah, just like that! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If I had a head that looked like that I would consider wearing a wig...

Maybe that's why they tell you to keep your windows closed at the safari park

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

How to groom your kid for a career in porn....

Bad Habits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

We need to fund the IRS to go after these 501c3 organizations and make them taxable again....

Am I doing it wrong? Or very right???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

And when they die of a heart attack everyone wonders why....

Tweet worth following up...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Calling bullshit on her....

David Frum - nice rebuttal to the nonsense of Ted Cruz !!

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Maybe that's why they tell you to keep your windows closed at the safari park

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fire in the hole...

Sleeping in peace with a butt ton of crosses.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Can you say death cult?...

When religious people reach Level 100?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Republican Jesus...

Fish Tacos.🐟🌮

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I just stole this and sent it to some people I know.... Betting I get some strange answers back...

5 images: DYAC!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Why I hate dumbphones so much...

Star Trek reference.

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"The Ring" is attacking her. (horror movie reference)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Going to have to flip a coin on this one.... Let's see.... heads or tails...

LMFAO!!!! Keeps writing itself!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

he doesn't dare remove him until Trump pardons him for his crimes while in office...

Ewwww!!!!! 🤢

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Now with two diapers...

But she needs to work now! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Hi hoe hi hoe its back to work she goes....

Can you spot the difference?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

The terrorists on the left drink beer and eat bacon....

'Murica Jesus loves...guns and certain people only. Not everybody, that's like a lot of people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

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Anti- Math Extremists, LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Awww how cute look guys its Neanderthal Barbie...

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Great idea for those Black Friday sales riots...

I want my mummy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

What a..... er...... tasteless joke...

Forget about how he got in there, worry about how we're going to get him out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hamburgers....

Gee I thought these were outlawed....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

So then it seems @Hages can't handle the truth either.... LMAO Whatever belief you refuse to question when the facts show you are wrong is a religion because you are using faith not facts...

Olive Garden revoked pasta passes...!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Actually this was a gag meme that went viral is all but people thought it was real... They don't have a "Pasta pass..."

Pillow talk.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Chinese toys are so much fun...This is what happens when corporate America sends American jobs overseas to save a few bucks....

Not sure what's funnier, the trendy outfit or the "lyk" caption.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Fucking WallyWorld....

We are worried about you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I have had mine since I was a child.... Over 50 years of dementia I guess.... It figures I guess that is what I get for listening to Dr Demento on the radio as a child right?...

Oh the irony of it all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

In memory of....

While the banjos are playing in the background, one must be reminded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Hey it is Alabama what do you expect....

I'll just get forgiven next Sunday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Best thing about anti-maskers is they are so easy to identify when they commit an act of treason....

Just a little coup humour....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Considering cops let them in and the two highest members of the capital hill police were complicit (Sgt of Arms of both the House and Senate) I would say that a Pez dispenser had better security...

Never forget, these roads were built by government employees in times of peace.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Actually they did use engineers to design their roads..

I'm happy and I know it.

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Accurate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Fucking Mad Max all over again....

For those of you who like graphs.

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Only one dead and five wounded how disappointing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Update: the death toll now stands at 4 the other three for "medical reasons" which means the tear gas released by both cops and Trumpanzees is my guess...

A couple of timely ones:

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Actually capital hill cops opened the doors and took selfies with the insurrectionalists. But Cori Bush just announced that tomorrow on her 5th day in office she is introducing a bill to expel all members of congress who supported this attempted coup... At least someone has the balls!

Wait, what kind of dog are they talking about!!??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Any dog like that is an outdoor only pet...

Foster's Wisdom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2021:

This isn't wisdom this is congenital idiocy...

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!! (2 images)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Fucking Fund-duh-mentalists actually use this book in their schools as a part of their "sex ed" classes which goes towards explaining why their teen girls are the ones getting most of the abortions in this country... https://youtu.be/aG5Y4VXlk-w

I wouldn't want to be either of these guys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2021:

I am wondering if he is robocalling everyone for a hundred miles....

Not much, but you can splurge a little

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2021:

And a couple slices of pickles while you are at it..

Role of a lifetime

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2021:

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