Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

silverotter11 comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Love the reviews! This trio of deplorables can kiss my arse and I still would not read their books.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

@silverotter11 Hillary put that fat pile of shit in the Whitehouse and should have gone to prison for what she did to get the nomination to begin with...

Take your time and be patient.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 22, 2022:

If Mary did not have pre-marital sex, none of this would happen.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

@Kurtn Your mind...

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 22, 2022:

re: KellyAnne....even trumpers can notice the idiot amongst them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

You give them far more credit that they deserve...

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

silverotter11 comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Love the reviews! This trio of deplorables can kiss my arse and I still would not read their books.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

Kissassenger is a favorite of the Clinton Neo-Con family.... https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/hillary-clintons-embrace-of-kissinger-is-inexcusable/

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I wasn't planning to read any of these assholes explain why they weren't abject cunts, but it's nice to find validation among those who were professionally obligated to do so. About what I would expect from this shamelessly disgusting crew. Kissinger in particular should have been strapped to a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

Kissassenger is a favorite of the Clinton Neo-Con family.... https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/hillary-clintons-embrace-of-kissinger-is-inexcusable/

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Best description of these works ever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

I know when these popped up it took me almost half an hour to stop laughing long enough to get these screenshots to share here.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Well it lit up this guy's life... https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/doctors-withdraw-60-volt-bulb-patient-anus-150091/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2022:

@Betty Thinking?.... you can't seriously believe people like him think can you?

Another Cajun story.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Tell him that the turkey told him to stuff it one too many times...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2022:

@Betty Thanks I was tired when I replied so I made a mistake all better now...

Worse than getting whacked?

Betty comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Poor Dancer gets left out again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2022:

@zeuser I hear Santa wasn't happy about it either.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0

Worse than getting whacked?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Yep Alex Jones is getting real desperate.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2022:

@zeuser As a drunk laying in the gutter I hope...

Worse than getting whacked?

Betty comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Poor Dancer gets left out again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2022:

No reindeer games for him...

Not sure where to put this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2022:

With luck the MAGAts will all stop marrying and reproducing....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

@racocn8 Anal?... Good luck with that one...

The dog has a Christmas wish

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

The reason dogs lick their balls. Because they can.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

And the bitches won't lick them for them either...

Not sure where to put this.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Said no one ever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

@glennlab Happens when you have people so stupid and gullible they think the Flintstones is a historical documentary.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtV_nQKhkdY

Not sure where to put this.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Said no one ever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

@glennlab And a year or two from now they will be lining up at the courthouse for divorces.... Sacred institution my ass.... Stupid bastards think Christians invented marriage when for the first 700 years they discouraged it... Until the church figured out how much money and power they could accumulate preforming marriage ceremonies....

Not sure where to put this.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Said no one ever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

Evangelicals say stupid shit like that all the time... and they are the bulk of the Trumpanzees...

Not sure where to put this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2022:

With luck the MAGAts will all stop marrying and reproducing....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Some of those states are so inbred that there is no real difference between marrying their sister or a girl from the next town....

Alone, no real friends, business ruined his most favorite child Ivanka turned against him

Shaggy2018 comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Doubt he will ever see the inside of a jail cell...But one can hope.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

His only ways out at this point are either a successful coup or suicide....

Take care out there, it's here

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Someone has a problem . Read Sigmund Freud for clarity

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2022:

@Kurtn If he put a picture of men coughing you would try to claim he was "vilifying Gays" all because you never developed a sense of humor... You bitch at me sometimes also because you are too ignorant to realize that I hold no belief sacred when it comes to either facts or humor... You want to block me for stating a fact or making a joke feel free but if you can't appreciate the truth or a joke then do me a favor and stop looking at my posts.

I'll let myself out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2022:

If there was such a thing I would probably be on my 5th or 6th right now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@Pralina1 I was never dumb enough to be an officer... Calling me sir is a spanking word...

Happy Sunday!!!! 🥳 🍺🎉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2022:

LOL I don't get icicles here but I have a source in China that can ship me red food color in 55 gallon drums if I want it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Use Methyl-blue dye instead and call them Blue Velvet cakes.... That would be hilarious when they go to take a piss and it comes out blue or green....

Happy Sunday!!!! 🥳 🍺🎉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2022:

LOL I don't get icicles here but I have a source in China that can ship me red food color in 55 gallon drums if I want it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Well one idea would be 4 drums into the water supply tanks of the yellow dye and a sign on the ski lift that says "Don't eat it in the yellow snow..."

Happy Sunday!!!! 🥳 🍺🎉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2022:

LOL I don't get icicles here but I have a source in China that can ship me red food color in 55 gallon drums if I want it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Well I live 30 minutes downhill from the ski resorts and they use the artificial snow machines..... I am sure I could think of something and I do have a friend who owns a nice pickup truck....

Some people just don't like xmas. Who knew?

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I HATE this time of the year, people are extra annoying and I can't go to the stores, they're extra packed with extremely disrespectful people. I stay home as much as possible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Let me know your booking number and I can put money on your books once in a while...

Some people just don't like xmas. Who knew?

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I HATE this time of the year, people are extra annoying and I can't go to the stores, they're extra packed with extremely disrespectful people. I stay home as much as possible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Not suggesting it mind you and I never gave you the formula either.... Just making that clear so my lawyer can say I wasn't involved....

Some people just don't like xmas. Who knew?

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I HATE this time of the year, people are extra annoying and I can't go to the stores, they're extra packed with extremely disrespectful people. I stay home as much as possible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

Did you know you can whip up the tear gas used by riot control cops at home using household chemicals readily available at your local grocery store?... I don't advise it as it can get you talked about but it would surely clear those annoying people out of the stores quickly....

Happy Holidays! [v16m-webapp.tiktokcdn-us.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I have Satan Claws running around my house...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2022:

@itsmeagain Nearly 16 pounds of black American shorthair....

It's a Charlie Brown war on Christmas....

Gnarloc comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Too true, too on the nose, to be funny. :(

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2022:

If you don't learn to laugh you are only going to be able to cry...

Who's the admin of this group?

Betty comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Yup, I'm convinced now. You are deprived. Poor you. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2022:

@Betty Even he would...

This is no different than the derivative collapse, the S&L collapse or any of the ponsi type ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Yeah big surprise they can't get their money back from the Federal Reserve huh?.... Kind of like buying Twitter stock now that Elon is is charge and wondering why you lost so much money...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@glennlab I think Elon has been hanging out with Donny the Dumbass JR snorting way too much coke....

I'm glad there's a group for that, kind of an AA for vegans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Been thinking of opening a virgin recovery center myself...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@glennlab I count 3....

I'm glad there's a group for that, kind of an AA for vegans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Been thinking of opening a virgin recovery center myself...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@glennlab Looks like they are having trouble finding virgins too...

Who's the admin of this group?

Betty comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Yup, I'm convinced now. You are deprived. Poor you. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

I think you misspelled 'depraved'...

What's the difference between praying in church and praying in a casino?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2022:

At least in the casino there is a chance the dice will fall your way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

The odds you will get what you are praying for depend largely on the likelihood of the outcome.... All said and done the odds are just a lot better on average in a casino.... a lot more likely.

A romantic story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2022:

How about that she has a 2 minute man.... She can use him to time a soft boiled egg....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@Kurtn It comes naturally... I just see the post and type the first shit that comes to mine....

He was right on so many things

Betty comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Government and the media have motives that do not include improving the lives of the citizens they represent. Never have and they never will.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

A very few do have the right motives in politics and are slowly gaining power. Unfortunately they are fighting an uphill battle against Nazis and other scum.

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

@MerlinZap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

Should I, should I not?

Betty comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Either you are insatiable or you are deprived.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2022:

I think he is a lot of both....

Phew, he was worried

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2022:

How to get rid of the undesirable ones....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@Betty The number of times I wished I had never met her would make me the richest man in the world...

Phew, he was worried

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2022:

How to get rid of the undesirable ones....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@Betty I should have used it on my ex-wife when she asked me how many women I had slept with....

Those Texas tacos

joeandbarb comments on Dec 15, 2022:

one for each disciple. The next one is for jesus

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

And that one will be the nastiest shit of all....

At least the cat exists....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 15, 2022:

So does Santa - see him in every mall in town...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

I often wonder how many of those mall Santas are Republican Pedophiles....

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

@glennlab Had the COVID booster and the flu shot at the same time and all I felt was a little tired for the rest of the day. I guess I am one of the lucky ones is all...

Just When You Thought Trump Couldn't Get More Ridicules, Think Again.... [youtube.com]

Unity comments on Dec 15, 2022:

He stated that he is better than Lincoln and Washington. He has clearly lost his mind. He should be committed to a mental institution

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

He is just trying to set up a way out of prison.... "Not guilty by reason of insanity" and "Not mentally competent to stand trial..."

Just When You Thought Trump Couldn't Get More Ridicules, Think Again.... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Another grift - 99$ trading cards. That will own the libs. Just in time to fight the war an Xmas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

The only people he is owning is the cons who keep sending him money...

Relationship clarity takes a little time.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I think there is a tom in every corporate meeting, sometimes more than one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2022:

Usually in my experience it is the boss....

They really didn't think this through.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Duck tape doesn't fix everything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

...

They really didn't think this through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@azzow2 He has been doing concerts and released a new album about 8 years back... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

They really didn't think this through.

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Hole in your condom? No problem! - The hillbilly handyman

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

...

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Bloody wokes complaining to HR!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@FrayedBear Well "woke" is a Trumpian term....

Come on, who wants some? lol

BDair comments on Dec 14, 2022:

They can melt it down and truck it to Southern California. It would be easier than towing icebergs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Compacting it and shipping by train would be cheaper and more practical.... Not very though...

You got that!!

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Sounds like church when I was a kid. Preacher - “Garban, stop asking so many questions.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@Garban Fucking preachers have no sense of humor do they?....

You got that!!

Garban comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Sounds like church when I was a kid. Preacher - “Garban, stop asking so many questions.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Kept getting suspended from Sunday school for that myself... Got thrown out of church at nine for telling the minister that I didn't want to be a cannibal...

Just a misunderstanding...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Otis was the only married character on the show.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Which is why he was the town drunk...

If only it were that easy

BDair comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Where was Florida Man at the time?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

On vacation in Vegas can't you tell?....

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Bloody wokes complaining to HR!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

Actually it was a bloody conservative brain damaged sleeper like you...

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

The y were all good, but rectal grease had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my inhaler.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee On the bright side if he did everything would go in easier....

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hmmm. That taco doesn't look like what you'd get at your typical taquiero. Unless you, you know, pay a little *adicional*.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

House special taco only 320.00...

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

Gnarloc comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I'd've called them traitors to their faces... and flipped them off.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

See my reply to zeuser....

Ok, I got this, now what?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Coming soon to a Twitter near you: We removed your tweet because, while true, offended the only person you aren't allowed to offend. And yes, while he is a butt hurt cry baby, rules, even if they aren't known, are rules.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

It is already happening but only to people who aren't Nazis.... This is why Musk lost 8 billion dollars yesterday...

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

Betty comments on Dec 13, 2022:

And men never get cold feet or hands, riiiiiiiight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Betty Tuck it into who?...

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

Betty comments on Dec 13, 2022:

And men never get cold feet or hands, riiiiiiiight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

We have other parts that get cold....

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Betty Unfortunately at this time my energies are directed elsewhere. I am rebuilding the rear wheel on my ebike and putting together a tool kit and battery lab as well as trying to maintain my home.

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Garban Don't forget the lights flashing on the cop car to draw attention to that marvelous display.... If you need help with that let me know I can always cobble those together for you... And I have very cheap suppliers for the parts.

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@Garban Any time just let me know.... You could always have Santa in his sleigh chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels while humping an elf being chased by a cop....

Safety First!!!

Garban comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Thanks! This gives me a great idea for a yard decoration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Let me guess .... It ain't Santa cumming right?...

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Yeah, I'm with you LOA, I would've picked my hand up and said "Hey, you guys can blow me!" or words to that effect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Giving them the double bird and calling them out as traitors, hypocrites and demented shitbags loudly on camera for the whole world to see would hopefully end their careers feeding off taxpayers forever.

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

JackPedigo comments on Dec 13, 2022:

My question would be why were those two buffoons are even there. Have they no shame (we know they don't).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

They never have in the past what makes you think they are going to start now?....

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

JackPedigo comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Eventually, the end comes to all. Being arrogant and making really stupid moves only bring it on faster. Lets hope he hits bottom.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

I want to go to the fastfood dump that hires him so I can point and laugh...

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' weirdo...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

@phxbillcee All these rich bastards are... They were born with a silver spoon shoved up their ass and think their shit doesn't stink just because they have always had money. They all came from wealthy families and never really had to work for anything they just lied cheated and stole. All of them are crashing and burning now because of the "Steve Jobs effect" which every major CEO today thinks will work for them. Jobs distorted reality and never actually understood just how much damage he was doing to his product line his specialty was how to cheat his customer base while making them think they were buying "cutting edge tech" instead of over-priced antiquated junk. Look at Apple today and how hard they are trying to lay catch up and pushing phones and other products out to market before they have been adequately tested. The Jobs effect is just institutionalized bullying that pushes employees into a burnout and serves no useful purpose yet everyone was so busy hyping Jobs as a "genius" that every one of these idiot sociopaths thought they could copy him and become overnight sensations...

Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' weirdo...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2022:

Life is a bitch especially if you are one...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@RusselHappy Trump was elected by the minority.... Far too often this is the case.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The Leafs are still in Canada, it's been so long since I heard about them I thought that they had moved to Phoenix.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

Next stop Oklahoma?

Please remember this is a humor group and don't get your panties in a bunch.

Betty comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I guess it's just too close to the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@Betty An estimated 80% of the audience was booing Musk and Chappelle lost it cussing them out for it.... I predict a slump in ticket sales for his future shows...

Please remember this is a humor group and don't get your panties in a bunch.

Betty comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I guess it's just too close to the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2022:

@Betty Tell that to Dave Chappelle after his last show with Elon Musk in San Francisco...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@RusselHappy Any country that imposes censorship is ruled by a minority that is afraid of the truth...

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Video won't play for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@MerlinZap A cross between a croissant and a doughnut....

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Video won't play for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@MerlinZap I would have thought you would have known that one... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronut

I know how to but...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

How did you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

She kept calling the police....

You know when your having a bad day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I talk to myself all the time because sometimes it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear After seeing your comments and replies everyone here can find the truth in my assessment...

What about men's rights?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I am betting they would regret that.... sitting on a pissed on seat could be more irritating than having the seat up....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear Ahhh the voice of experience...

You know when your having a bad day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I talk to myself all the time because sometimes it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@FrayedBear Far more intelligent that talking to you....

Have you been to Walmart lately?

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I used a self-checkout Once out of curiosity, had 2 unmarked/improperly marked items so 2 "helpers" & 15 minutes later i could proceed, and had some heavy/ bulky items (A floor fan & paint) i needed to put directly into my cart but the robot kept screaming about that. Never again

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

Lucky you weren't arrested for shoplifting like they have done to some people. One of many reasons I don't shop there Walmart sucks.

Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

*snorts* New temp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

@zeuser Well admittedly she is a hottie...

Sequels suck.......

RusselHappy comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Censorship rules are always governed by the ruling majority 😐

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2022:

You mean ruling minority don't you?...

Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

*snorts* New temp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@zeuser Very sexist they should have hired a woman.... Faren Height....

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I can't let myself hate her or I end up torturing myself.... Instead I just wait for Karmic justice and hope she finds the fate she deserves.... A long slow death from COVID just like my daughter had.

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty She hid my daughter from me for decades and taught her to hate me. She also taught her to steal from and use men just like she did her entire life and that the Republicans helped her while the left was evil. In the end it was the anti-vax teachings that killed my daughter.

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I figure one day I will have the distinct pleasure of reading her obituary.... As the man said "Enjoy the little things..."

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Until it makes your house uninhabitable...

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Get a feral and get it fixed then turn it loose and feed it dryfood... It will hunt for its own meat... Used to have problems with gophers and rats from the stupid palm trees but now the entire block is a rodent free zone

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@itsmeagain Cats kill mice, gophers and ground squirrels Sevin granules kill fleas and ticks.... Wait until one of those possums gets into your attic...

Remember, next time you hate your life, it's all about perspective.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

It isn't just here either.... Seems the whole world is full of morons these days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@OldGoat43 I saw them as a kid long before the computer age but today with the spread of technology we have an accelerated spread of stupidity along with a higher level of idiocy to go along with it...

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty We had been living together for a few years with her telling me she enjoyed it and stopped taking birth control without bothering to mention it... Kind of makes a guy gun shy about who he gets involved with if you know what I mean...

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Just one of those things can make your home uninhabitable. I got rid of 11 in a month..

Christmas invites are coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Damn those little rats are destructive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Yes I am.... My yard is just coming back after getting rid of those things...

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I was her second husband.... Plus she told me on our wedding night "I probably should have told you before but I was molested several times as a little girl and I really don't enjoy sex but if you feel like you have t just go ahead..." 20 years after the divorce I found out she was lying....

Where is the holiday spirit, damn it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Dad; That is because your mom is so frigid she makes the north pole seem like Hawaii during the summer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I was married once....

Are you with me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I could be doing one of the other three right now but at the moment the ones available are not the kind I want to be tied up with and they all know where I live.... Restraining orders are hard to come by here because this is the Inbred Empire...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty I feel so deprived....

Scissorhands can do things but...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2022:

What a cut up....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2022:

@Betty Instant hysterectomy.....