Can you find them all?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2022:

8 differences...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

@zeuser Actually 9 differences I forgot the blood spatters....

Can you find them all?

Garban comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Put that on twitter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

Only if you color the birds blue and Photoshop Musk's face on the cat....

This week is important

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Seen a lot of diabetics with feet like that that usually ended up with amputations....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

@Ryo1 Really not funny when you smell the rotting flesh and have to call 911 to get them help....

Qatar is just taking management lessons from Musk

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Using slave labor to build the world's most expensive soccer stadium ever and then piss people off...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

@Kurtn On;y by political and religious conservatives both of which this planet would be better off without... it is never called that by the slaves...

Being Thankful.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I'm 68 and to this day, I have never shopped on Thanksgiving or Black Friday

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

@MerlinZap My grandfather worked building both the California aqueduct and Hoover Damn....

I find it happening more and more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

One day I needed some scotch tape and looked in the stationary section, when I couldn't find it I asked a stocker if they had any in back and he told me it was on the end cap of the potato chip isle.... He thought it was funny when I asked him what kind of moron thought that was actually a good ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2022:

@Betty Thank you for your kind words...

I find it happening more and more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

One day I needed some scotch tape and looked in the stationary section, when I couldn't find it I asked a stocker if they had any in back and he told me it was on the end cap of the potato chip isle.... He thought it was funny when I asked him what kind of moron thought that was actually a good ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@glennlab Every year right after Thanksgiving they have stores put out an "elf on the shelf" somewhere in the store and award people with groceries for finding it.... One day I want to buy a shitload of the damned things and put hundreds of them in each store just to fuck with them...

I find it happening more and more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

One day I needed some scotch tape and looked in the stationary section, when I couldn't find it I asked a stocker if they had any in back and he told me it was on the end cap of the potato chip isle.... He thought it was funny when I asked him what kind of moron thought that was actually a good ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@glennlab Actually the local chain is owned by members of the Moron church...

Must have been designed by somebody else....

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Poor Elon, he had to prove the Peter Principle

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@glennlab The only reason for using crypto currencies is to move large amounts of cash illegally to evade taxes....

Wonder what life would've been without

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Gotta love her for keeping you coming to class.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

Coming to or cumming in?....

Must have been designed by somebody else....

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Poor Elon, he had to prove the Peter Principle

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@glennlab I found out the cryptos are crashing because the Russian Oligarchics that have be run out of Russia are pulling their money out after leaving the country. Seems that was their retirement accounts...

Must have been designed by somebody else....

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Poor Elon, he had to prove the Peter Principle

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

Looking forward to his bankruptcy hearings they should be amusing....

The difficulty of sharing a name….

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2022:

I can see where that would be confusing to a computer

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

Actually no but it becomes confusing when your IT guy does a poor job programming....

Being Thankful.

HankSherman comments on Nov 17, 2022:

Well.......some people just have terrible memorys, and forget about such minor things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@HankSherman Actually no.... I have full medical at the VA so I am covered....

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@Ryo1 It is called "slang"...

The Elon Musk Show BBC I-player Episode 1 ELON : "A company is a bunch of Vectors .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Elon Mush is just another rich carnival barker trying to fool the world into thinking he knows what he is talking about. He was born to money and so far gotten away with his scams no different than Trump, Bill Gates and many other of his type.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@HankSherman Then you know nothing about how Monkeysoft was founded....

Cat: Ah, you've finally woken up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I have seen cats take human poses a lot. It is amazing how flexible and intelligent they can be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@HankSherman Read the article and weep MAGA tears....

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@FrayedBear Where you live yes but here Hoovering has an entirely different meaning.... https://www.purewow.com/wellness/hoovering

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@FrayedBear Comprehend what?...

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@FrayedBear Because in the US it is only one of many brands and used so to prevent confusion.... I used to buy Bissell vacuums because they were the best budget ones (these days I use a Dyson) but if you go to a store here you will find at least 10 different makes to choose from sometimes 20 or more. It would create massive confusion to call a store and ask if they carried a Bissell Hoover as well as making you sound like a moron...

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@FrayedBear Because Hoover is the brand of the first electric vacuum clear invented and because it is a popular brand as well .... Of course it was invented by an American as well as being first manufactured here....

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2022:

@FrayedBear You're welcome...

I bought a new hoover the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Hoover sucks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2022:

@MerlinZap I don't know some people do strange shit when they are lonely....

Yeeeeee Haw!!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2022:

Dr Strangelove thanks you for your service.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2022:

@silverotter11 And yet there are some already who seem to have missed it...

Yeeeeee Haw!!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2022:

Dr Strangelove thanks you for your service.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2022:

I was wondering how many would get this reference.... Slim Pickens riding that bomb down waving his hat...

Being Thankful.

HankSherman comments on Nov 17, 2022:

Well.......some people just have terrible memorys, and forget about such minor things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2022:

@HankSherman Yeah in three , more months I hit 65 so it is already decisions, decisions, decisions... when according to statistics I should have died 5 years ago...

A quick reference chart for all the civilians out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL8O2Cfc2P4

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2022:

@phxbillcee Hey it is youtube why do they restrict anything?....

Eating out is an organic experience.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I just went on a trip and I lost my cell phone in the cab to the airport (I got the phone back, but after the trip). I couldn't see the menus for any of the airport places to eat or drink, they all had QR code scans for that. Very frustrating. On another note, don't lose your cell phone before a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2022:

@Kurtn Prepaid phones are considered "burners" because they are cheap and after using them are often disposed of...Most prepaids in the US also require registration...

Eating out is an organic experience.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I just went on a trip and I lost my cell phone in the cab to the airport (I got the phone back, but after the trip). I couldn't see the menus for any of the airport places to eat or drink, they all had QR code scans for that. Very frustrating. On another note, don't lose your cell phone before a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2022:

@Kurtn Close enough... and yes you do have prepaid AKA "burner phones" there as well.... https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs=ubuntu&q=australian+prepaid+phones

Being Thankful.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I'm 68 and to this day, I have never shopped on Thanksgiving or Black Friday

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2022:

@MerlinZap Been around electricity for over 60 years now you would have loved my grandfather's garage on Balboa Island...

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

MerlinZap comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I struggle with the toilet paper, I always go for the 18 / 72....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2022:

@MerlinZap I try not to do things like that with young children it can get someone talked about...

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

MerlinZap comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I struggle with the toilet paper, I always go for the 18 / 72....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@MerlinZap 2ply paper wrap it around my hand 2 times...

Being Thankful.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I'm 68 and to this day, I have never shopped on Thanksgiving or Black Friday

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@glennlab I usually put that stuff together myself I not only enjoy it but it saves a ton of cash putting together your own computer and you can put together one several times faster and more powerful than the crap they sell at the store for half to a third the price if you know where to buy the parts. I am even putting together my own ebike repair shop and battery lab so I can build better on those as well. My main bike right now is a two wheeler with a 750W 48 volt motor and two 20 AH batteries. I even have in addition to head and tail lights brake lights, front and rear turn signals and just received the 11 speed rear cassette for it so no hills will slow me down once I replace the motor with the 1KW motor I bought for it.

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty She had nowhere else to go while she got on her feet. She was supposed to apply for section 8 housing but I found out two years after she supposedly applied that she never did. Needless to say I was more than a bit annoyed.

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty No the ones I managed to hide I know exactly where they are... She is about 20 months younger than I am and has always been a pain in the ass. She is one of the reasons I was so happy when they told me I was adopted. For one thing she seems to believe she is smarter than everyone else but I am NOT the one who failed the GED 3 times.

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty Maybe I can even find my tools again she put them somewhere and claims she never touched them.

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty Well she gets her next bonus next month and should have it paid off then. She started owing 46K and is down to less than 5K now. With luck they will be able to find a place this January.

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty She plans on moving in with her friend who is looking for a place as soon as she pays off her girlfriend IRiS....

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty Yeah nothing worse than family when talking about a pain in the ass...

Being Thankful.

HankSherman comments on Nov 17, 2022:

Well.......some people just have terrible memorys, and forget about such minor things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

You may have PTSD...

Me (looking in the fridge): No, it's not in here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

And can't find it either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Betty Actually this happens all the time my sister is living with me until she can get a place of her own.

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Ryo1 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Brits: If that's what you want... The result:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Ryo1 Yeah but you still have to remember India has crazy ideas on every subject and as many different crazy ideas on any one subject and the people you talk to.... I just told one of their phone scammers that "in any civilized country you would be looking at 20 years on prison for being an asshole scammer like you..." They think that either the bank gives them money back or that they are the good guys and nobody is getting hurt. Then there are the good people who if they find out what they are doing ostracize them even their own family members will treat them like they don't exist.

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Ryo1 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Brits: If that's what you want... The result:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Ryo1 Well it wasn't only the UK doing it or the US Europe as a whole was doing it and of course taught their bad habits to the US...

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

They are no longer considered a world power either militarily or economically...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Austin-Cambridge Not until you can get corruption and big money out of politics... The UK needs a new constitution that doesn't give a voice to the inbreds that call themselves "royalty" or Lords" The US needs an amendment that stops giving a voice to the obscenely wealthy...

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 17, 2022:

What are you doing with my cat???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Because Texas lacks regulations on training and skills for contractors before they issue a license from their vending machines?... I heard they had a huge problem with plumbers a while back with sewage lines leaking everywhere. Just be careful who you hire.

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

They are no longer considered a world power either militarily or economically...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Austin-Cambridge Read the speech "War is a Racket" by Smedley Butler https://www.heritage-history.com/site/hclass/secret_societies/ebooks/pdf/butler_racket.pdf

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Ryo1 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Brits: If that's what you want... The result:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Ryo1 After looting them into poverty of course...

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

They are no longer considered a world power either militarily or economically...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Moravian https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs=ubuntu&q=pgande

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

They are no longer considered a world power either militarily or economically...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Moravian Paradise is over 530 miles (Approx. 850KM if I remember the conversion factor correctly) from where I live and the cause of the fire was Pacific Gas and Electrics shoddy maintenance procedures. I am hoping the next governor takes matters more seriously and gives them the corporate death penalty instead of a bailout.

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2022:

They are no longer considered a world power either militarily or economically...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

@Moravian watching pretty much every country in the world crash and burn right now unfortunately.... I figure that living in California as I do will make things easier when this country fragments thanks to conservatives who will pay a horrendous price once they get what they wanted.

This could be the biggest screw up in finance since the Hunt brothers failed to corner the silver ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Lyft is hemorrhaging money as well and just laid off about 5,000 employees... And the Hunt brothers pretty much did corner the silver market until the Feds stepped in and they lost it because they were forced to sell their silver at a controlled price. A lot of people lost their asses but I got in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

And Musk just doubled down on stupid by insisting that all Twitter employees sign a "loyalty oath" to him personally or they get three months severance pay.... I would take the severance pay and have already been putting in resumes. As for cryptocurrency crashing that is the Russian Oligarchs that bailed out of the country cashing in their retirement funds from what I hear.

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

MerlinZap comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I struggle with the toilet paper, I always go for the 18 / 72....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2022:

And end up with it disintegrating on you so your fingers smell like shit right?...

I always say if you can't say something nice....

Ryo1 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Brits: If that's what you want... The result:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2022:

Almost as bad a record as the Russians who can only seem to win wars against themselves...

Do not listen to the nay sayers.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

It is not falling from 10,000 feet that kills you, it is the sudden stop.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2022:

@AnneWimsey That is what vultures, rats and ants are for...

Elon, It will get worse.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2022:

What ever happened to him sending people to Mars to die?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

He figured out the main problems with that "plan..." First that small a population would cause extreme inbreeding... Second logistics.... After all you wouldn't need to take a lot of food or water since they would all suffocate long before those became an issue...

Do not listen to the nay sayers.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

It is not falling from 10,000 feet that kills you, it is the sudden stop.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

Don't forget the rather large splat....

Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Time to cash in a couple more emeralds, eh Musk?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

He has run out of things he can cash in everything he owns has a lien on which is why he had to put up his stock in everything to secure his loans.... Well pretty sure everything but Twitter stock... Fat lot of good that is going to do when he tanks the company eh?...

This could be the biggest screw up in finance since the Hunt brothers failed to corner the silver ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Lyft is hemorrhaging money as well and just laid off about 5,000 employees... And the Hunt brothers pretty much did corner the silver market until the Feds stepped in and they lost it because they were forced to sell their silver at a controlled price. A lot of people lost their asses but I got in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@glennlab I got out a little before that but the transactions were private. I smelled a rat and figured that I was pushing my luck if I got greedy I would have lost money.

Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Poor bird.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

Well he wanted the bird and now he has it.... With a little luck he will lose everything.

There are always exceptions....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

As long as you keep it secret, it's OK?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

Seems that way doesn't it?... My question is if their mistress or daughter gets knocked up and a national abortion ban is in place where will they take them to get an abortion?... Mexico?

Elon is from South Africa, the perfecters of apartheid, so there is that.

FrayedBear comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I thought that the ancient Greeks were one of the first to apply apartheid with their system of slavery. Then came the Romans, the Vikings, the French, the British, the Americans, the Third Reich and now the Americans & Ukrainians again with their war & sanctions against Russia & the people of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@FrayedBear Because you idiot the person responsible is Putin and nobody else.... But of course you being so ignorant you enjoy making an ass of yourself...

Cat: Ah, you've finally woken up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I have seen cats take human poses a lot. It is amazing how flexible and intelligent they can be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@PondartIncbendog Cats leave that to dogs... Did you ever wonder why so many Trumpanzee assholes are dog lovers?... https://getpocket.com/explore/item/what-being-a-cat-or-dog-person-says-about-you?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Cat: Ah, you've finally woken up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I have seen cats take human poses a lot. It is amazing how flexible and intelligent they can be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@PondartIncbendog Not really they naturally mimic others they respect. Of course this is opinion but those they dislike they tend to ignore or stay clear of without imitation. So you tell me what their reason is....

Elon is from South Africa, the perfecters of apartheid, so there is that.

FrayedBear comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I thought that the ancient Greeks were one of the first to apply apartheid with their system of slavery. Then came the Romans, the Vikings, the French, the British, the Americans, the Third Reich and now the Americans & Ukrainians again with their war & sanctions against Russia & the people of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@FrayedBear Find me an Australian Aboriginal who doesn't think they were subjected to apartheid policies.... Also did you even know at one point Australia was ejected from the UN for being an Apartheid nation?.... https://www.hrw.org/news/2021/06/03/australians-should-know-apartheid-still-happening-today http://psimg.jstor.org/fsi/img/pdf/t0/10.5555/al.sff.document.nuun1985_03_final.pdf https://www.jstor.org/stable/20634562 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

Elon is from South Africa, the perfecters of apartheid, so there is that.

FrayedBear comments on Nov 14, 2022:

I thought that the ancient Greeks were one of the first to apply apartheid with their system of slavery. Then came the Romans, the Vikings, the French, the British, the Americans, the Third Reich and now the Americans & Ukrainians again with their war & sanctions against Russia & the people of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@FrayedBear I suggest you first start looking up the words you don't understand (words which ever a casual observer can tell you don't) and second stop repeating QANON conspiracy theories because every time you post this crap it makes people aware you are a poorly educated and misinformed idiot....

That was one big oops

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Many people like small animals...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2022:

@glennlab Reptiles are big as pets these days... Who knows you could get lucky.

He buried his candidates and sunk the cause of conservatives too. Wouldn't you agree?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Unfortunately McCarthy was reelected because the people in his district are morons....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2022:

@dalefvictor Hopefully he is charged with treason and removed from office soon.

He buried his candidates and sunk the cause of conservatives too. Wouldn't you agree?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Not soon or deep enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2022:

Nor enough of the scummy little bastards...

Ever seen a traffic cop begging?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2022:

The real India... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDLCd70iTeE

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2022:

@RusselHappy Actually India is starting to crash now economically and China isn't doing so well either. Iran is doing a booming (pardon the pun) business selling suicide drones to Russia though. Apparently Putin isn't able to pay his bills like he used to and countries are starting to cut off his credit because it is putting a huge strain on their own economies.

He had a plan

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Known around town as "The Handyman..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee Such a beautiful song about Rosie Palmer....

When times get tough...

MerlinZap comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Takin it to the streets!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2022:

looks like they are working together.... A little Bam Bam for a couple of Pebbles?....

I really don't miss hanging around with people that would spout stuff like this

Betty comments on Nov 13, 2022:

That's one way to get rid of a few people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2022:

Hopefully a lot more than a few....

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2022:

What can you expect from people who are inbred...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2022:

@anglophone You forgot Racism, mass shootings, bombings, rioting and calling themselves "pro-life..."

Congratulations America... you did it

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Don't underestimate Putin, the cunning fox is up to something. This whole war thing seems to me to be more of a chess game.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2022:

If the complete and utter destruction of his country's military, political structure, credibility and defense treaty partnership was his goal I say "mission accomplished..."

Just heard the rule and I like it.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

hmmm if she sits down on your face to pee??? Hmmm??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2022:

Could be worse she could sit there to crap....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2022:

All of the above...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Well the answer was pretty obvious wasn't it?... If only it were as obvious to Christians there might be a lot less of them and the ones left might be less "assholeish..."

Elon is already talking about bankruptcy. When you find yourself in a hole,stop digging.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2022:

It should be amusing this next year when he figures out that he lost everything and now has to work at McDonalds ....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Actually he had to secure the loans with his stock in his other businesses... So if they foreclose they take away his business... At least most of them...

What a feeling..... but

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2022:

You're about to be possessed

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

Somebody is going to own that ass....

Listen, he is very good.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2022:

good dog, but can he bring a steak and potatoes?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

If the grocery store is nearby he might just manage....

Should have used condominiums.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Thankfully many polls turned out to be wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

@glennlab Polling organizations are often politically biased and produce only the results that those they cater to want to hear...

Should have used condominiums.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Thankfully many polls turned out to be wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

Polling 2 or 300 people about the choices of several million invariably turns out to be wrong...

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what: A little boy and a little girl attended the same ...

anglophone comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Perhaps she should also avoid eating water melons ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

She should be fine as long as she doesn't swallow the seeds....

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what: A little boy and a little girl attended the same ...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 11, 2022:

I suggest he switch to sausages and she to onion rings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2022:

For a piece of ass that would bring tears to his eyes?...

The truth is found everywhere

anglophone comments on Nov 10, 2022:

The clothed man fears no mockery of his junk.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 10, 2022:

Unless he drives a small penis truck....

The truth is found everywhere

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2022:

But flash a hard on and he runs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 10, 2022:

Unless he is Gay or Bi...

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...

Garban comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Life is good!? But, I want more monkey time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 10, 2022:

@glennlab Why I am letting you know now so you can make plans, stock up on sugar and be ready to enjoy the fun...

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...

Garban comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Life is good!? But, I want more monkey time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 10, 2022:

@glennlab Grandparent's revenge... Spoil em rotten, fill em with sugar and send em home....

I will wait...

BD66 comments on Nov 9, 2022:

I'll have to side with Jim Morrison on this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1g8WCA7mJk

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2022:

I'll side with Genesis on this one myself... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE

Asking for a friend^ When making a porn movie involving food is it proper etiquette to wash ...

Castlepaloma comments on Nov 9, 2022:

None of the above. Nothing like doing the real thing, unless it's for the ugly or unwanted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2022:

So I am guessing you are a firm no on that then?.... OK but remember that smell... You know the one I mean... the one like 3 months back Charlie the Tuna finally swam up the Little Mermaid's ass then died of ecstasy... and she finally shit him out...

I will wait...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2022:

"Jesus’ teaching on prayer (Matthew 6:5-8) Summary Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2022:

@FrostyJim Didn't we break up?....

Especially if the bears are above average.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2022:

Should be a federal law saying that harassing people waiting to vote is treason and carrying a gun while doing so is sedition both punishable by the culprits choice of either exile or firing squad.... Politicians or media personalities who tell people to commit those crimes should just be shot...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2022:

@HankSherman Texas is one of the problem states.... I was speaking of using law enforcement and the judicial system.... Not a terrorist anti-government militia...

Thought you would like to know...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Can I have your Mom's number?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

Damn beat me too it...

That's one way to do it...

JackPedigo comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe it would be easier if the dial itself moved. No sharpies necessary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@JackPedigo They have that style as well didn't you see it?

That's one way to do it...

Severnman comments on Nov 7, 2022:

As we have GMT for 5 months and BST for 7 months, I save effort by leaving them on summer time and doing the calculation in my head.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@Severnman Maybe you should stop using that clock they don't keep good time anyway

That's one way to do it...

Severnman comments on Nov 7, 2022:

As we have GMT for 5 months and BST for 7 months, I save effort by leaving them on summer time and doing the calculation in my head.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

I just use the clock on my cellphone... problem solved.

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Re: #2 we should replace most of congress with them....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@zeuser How do you know he is a man?... He always seemed to be a sub-bitch to me...

That's one way to do it...

JackPedigo comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe it would be easier if the dial itself moved. No sharpies necessary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

They actually have those these days... https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/s/self-setting-clocks

Choose wisely!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2022:

I laugh; who drinks Bud?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

Rednecks and Mexicans.... I see them in the liquor store when I buy a lotto ticket ordering their "Instant Breakfast" early in the mornings....

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Re: #2 we should replace most of congress with them....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@zeuser I doubt it most of congress are a bunch of uptight asshole though a few like Nancy Pelosi likely have strapons in their night stands....

Cheap security...

Diogenes comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Depends on how big the "cat" is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2022:

@Diogenes The two lighter ones are black American shorthairs, the 18 pounder is a female Siamese/Tabby mix and the largest is an obese tuxedo belonging to my sister and who is getting a vet appointment tomorrow with her present to receive a lecture from the vet. My 16 pounder is diabetic and has insulin twice a day but is otherwise as healthy and active as the other two and all four are rescues three from my backyard. Those three are very defensive of the house and start growling at unexpected visitors unless they are invited in . Right now I can get you a deal on kittens we have some feral running around that I have made friends with. 4 Siamese,1 Tabby, one black/Tabby mix and 6 black shorthairs.