Technically, she can't be a bonehead..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2022:

I just sent "I pulled grandpa's finger" to my granddaughter....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

@zeuser Actually I haven't known her long enough I was separated from my daughter and her children because of my ex-wife who hid my daughter from me for decades. I only found out about this grandchild a little over two years ago. Since I was finally able to find her I have been doing my best to make up for lost time.

Break time memes!

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 6, 2022:

6000 years of inbreeding ... white people in horror movies

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose As I expected nobody really got the joke.....

Break time memes!

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 6, 2022:

6000 years of inbreeding ... white people in horror movies

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

Any others or just the one?....

Break time memes!

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Loved the monkey one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend I am surprised he knows what an ape is....

Just a Wednesday night! Hope you all are having a good one!

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 6, 2022:

entertaining collection 'shit' the bed' hot sauce is hilarious

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

It is also real... https://www.bunstersworldwide.com/products/bunsters-shit-the-bed-hot-sauce-12-10-heat

Latest research has found....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Question being would you really want to score a BJ in a trailer park?.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2022:

@HankSherman Nah just trailer tramps....

Latest research has found....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Question being would you really want to score a BJ in a trailer park?.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@phxbillcee Just be careful to field test her for Squaids first.... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squaids

This is just sacrilege

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2022:

From what I understand Assbook stock is being considered a very bad investment lately and one highly regarded financial advisor has rated them as "Must sell... "

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@MerlinZap I call it Assbook because Mark Fuckerberg is an asshole....

When that club sounds like fun....

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Not all groups tell you the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@glennlab or these...

When that club sounds like fun....

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Not all groups tell you the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@glennlab Yep and I smell butthurt from some people here...

When that club sounds like fun....

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Not all groups tell you the truth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

Thank goodness this one does.... Problem is not everyone knows what makes me laugh or what kind of laughs I am going for.

Clubbing is not what it used to be?

Severnman comments on Oct 5, 2022:

A hard man is good to find...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@Severnman She seemed to enjoy herself and I know I did...

Clubbing is not what it used to be?

Severnman comments on Oct 5, 2022:

A hard man is good to find...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

I used that one on a gal who worked with my mother at Monkey Wards and she liked it so much she asked me out....

Found this gem! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

We control grandma's gas and if you don't pay what we ask, she'll freeze.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@joeandbarb I keep track of the market on those components. Keep in mind though I am not just an electrician. I worked for Monroe/Litton for a little over a year before being laid off because I made the bosses nervous. I went from basic knowledge of the programmable electronic calculators to teaching myself the mechanical and electro-mechanical adding and multipliers during that time. I was top in sales and top in production. I think the manager was afraid that I would end up with his job and lay him off....

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2022:

Squids are a lower form of Marine life with no backbone....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2022:

@zeuser The Navy would shit themselves if you did that....

Found this gem! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

We control grandma's gas and if you don't pay what we ask, she'll freeze.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2022:

@joeandbarb I am not limited by videos like that. I started playing with electricity as a child in my grandfather's garage. Seeing how he worked on both the California aquaduct and Hoover Dam he was a bit over qualified. I was also a com/nav tech and doubled as an aviation electrician in a couple helo squadrons. I have worked in several jobs that required extensive electrical and electronic background knowledge working with everything from millivolts to 660 VAC. I can read tech reports and understand quite a bit about both wind turbines and solar panels because I enjoy studying them.

Best arguments in the world for keeping abortion legal.

EricJones comments on Oct 4, 2022:

A trump rally is proof that the shallow end of the gene pool really is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2022:

A good estimate of the end they are in would be in the close neighborhood of 11 angstroms....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2022:

@Tejas Gad you are dumb shit the figure of a few hundred million years is to "start evaporating the oceans" but if you assholes take over the entire planet is toast within the next 50 to 100 years. As for the oceans what makes you think that with advances possible by eliminating the power of the anti-science far right wing you belong to we won't have the knowledge and ability to prevent that from happening by either shielding the planet from most of that heat or moving it out to a more distant orbit? Yes your ignorance is showing a lot as well as a lack of historical knowledge and history of scientific progress.... News flash dumbass we already have the ability to build engines for multi-generation star ships and the technology to look for planets that can be settled. Also who knows in 100,000 years we might find a way to travel faster than light.

Best arguments in the world for keeping abortion legal.

HankSherman comments on Oct 4, 2022:

Even still...there are those that will argue with that....irrational as that is, they do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2022:

Those are the people who argue with it....

Found this gem! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

We control grandma's gas and if you don't pay what we ask, she'll freeze.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@joeandbarb I am looking into a wind/solar hybrid with backup batteries and an inverter for emergencies. First I have to redo the roof though and replace the attic insulation. By the time I am finished with upgrading this house I will likely have another 60 to 70K into it but it should appraise for at least 600K... So far I am only into it 270K total.

Best arguments in the world for keeping abortion legal.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 3, 2022:

Shit filled hats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

And the cat in the hat shat back....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@Tejas The science you are looking for is Astrophysics and your are completely wrong.... Your ignorance is astounding... https://www.space.com/22471-red-giant-stars.html

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@Tejas Maybe if assholes were not so busy actively trying to fuck the world up the world would still support human life 2 or 3 billion years from now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@Tejas It is a sick and worthless pile of shit who doesn't worry about the world he is leaving behind for his grandchildren....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@Tejas No that would be you... The Republican party of honesty and decency ended when Eisenhower left office and has been drifting further towards fascism since that fat drunken fuck McCarthy showed them the way along with Nixon.... Now you have the orange shit gibbon trying his best to finish the job with the Evangelical hypocrites eager to be cannon fodder for him... If you can't see the truth you better get your dumbass a white cane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@Tejas Your GQP wants to change all that and take us back to the dark ages so they can bring back slavery...

admit it, you sang it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2022:

Nope sorry I am not from Texas.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@joeandbarb I am sure that Homeland Security is tracking them as well... "So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are ;ugly and stinky?"

Doctors have just announced that they found a link between masturbation and brain damage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Someone once told me that most of the free porn was less than 5 minutes.... Kind of says it all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@EricJones LOL take some pictures of them when you do and post them....

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Love the rapture one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@zeuser Greedy Christian fuck will take it with him anyway....

Mother bear is getting a bit old....

Garban comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Senile and blind too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend If he is stupid enough to order it I am fairly certain his one time allies will make sure he falls off a very tall building and "commits suicide" ... That has been happening a lot lately in Russia it even has a name. They call it "Tall building syndrome..." Not that it matters much he is losing this war and knows it. He is losing control of his satellite countries as well and ordering mass shootings of demonstrators which will have the opposite affect of what it would have before this war.. He is ripe for being forced to resign and probably will end up as a "suicide" which is very common with failed dictators and nearly universal with Russian ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@Tejas I blame you for that defect all the time.... Makes you a very sad person if you ask me. After all you are stupid enough to vote for your own death once this country descends into fascism if your precious GQP has its way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@Betty Yeah these comments just seem to pop into my head as soon as I see the post....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Awww shit....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@Betty Just the way my mind works...

Found this gem! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

We control grandma's gas and if you don't pay what we ask, she'll freeze.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@phxbillcee Which is exactly why I am in the process of turning my home into a carbon negative all electric home that will not only produce more energy that it consumes but also have enough trees to more than make up for myself and my cats....

Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Come home with me! 😆

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

That's going to be a hell of a food bill in the making.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

Slap a saddle on him and ride him to the store and work so you can save money with the price of gas anymore...

Some names are going to be bad no matter what, like Richard Harder

Sierra4 comments on Oct 2, 2022:

My doctor is Dr. Ben Dover.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@phxbillcee Let us hope he isn't a Proctologist....

Some names are going to be bad no matter what, like Richard Harder

Sierra4 comments on Oct 2, 2022:

My doctor is Dr. Ben Dover.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

My guess he learned to fight when he was very young...

Okay, I'll admit it's true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Just don't wear underwear when talking smack.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@glennlab Or if you just must wear underwear don't try putting them on while talking smack....

admit it, you sang it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2022:

Nope sorry I am not from Texas.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2022:

@joeandbarb So are any other live stock or pets.... Seems those "manly men" are all on their "Stormfront" website complaining about how bad women are and trying to convince themselves they aren't Gay...

admit it, you sang it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2022:

Nope sorry I am not from Texas.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2022:

@glennlab Yeah but goats being blamed for seduction are in Texas...

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

racocn8 comments on Sep 30, 2022:

I've been compelled to give up on PBS for exactly that reason. Just being an opposing point of view does not confer that view as having any legitimacy, and most of the time, they just spray their fire-hose of lies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2022:

But they do get it right more often than corporate owned lie machines....

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2022:

This has been the case since Nixon got rid of the fairness doctrine and helped create Fox Noise....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2022:

@zeuser Yeah my bad congress attempted to stop Reagan's FCC appointee from ending it and passed the bill codifying it but Reagan blocked it....

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

p-nullifidian comments on Sep 30, 2022:

The Faux News slogan used to be “Fair and Balanced,” but in recent years they basically said “Fuck it!” to anything resembling balance and just went with shit like, “Standing up for what’s RIGHT.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2022:

They were founded on the idea that everything they broadcast should be skewed to the far right and mentally unbalanced....

People in Florida be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2022:

Honestly, I am a USN vet, & if those are SEALs, I'm not about to try & compete! We had a contingent on my ship, they make most Marines look like Air Force... just total bad-asses...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2022:

I was a Rotorhead in the Crotch and used to go drinking with some Recons.... Those are guys you don't want to meet in a dark ally unless they are there to protect your ass believe me. Batshit insane the lot of them and my "in" with them was that I helped one of their old unit through ground school after he was forced out because of some kind of "injury" and had to retread to another MOS... You never ask one how he got "Injured" because the answer would always be "a training accident" or something like that. You want to talk badass those guys made Green berets or pretty much any other special forces outfit look like a Cub Scout pack...

Healthcare in America is a joke.... [youtube.com]

callmedubious comments on Sep 27, 2022:

unfortunately, for most ppl, an expensive, deadly joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2022:

@callmedubious While I was uninsured I treated cuts far worse myself as well as setting two broken bones on my hand.

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I laugh everytime I see that sign.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2022:

@phxbillcee, @glennlab He just doesn't flush.....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@Castlepaloma I wee a lot after a few beers....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

racocn8 comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Pretty sad and ironic considering that neo-Nazi types possess a notoriously repulsive face with either overweight or emaciated body. As for odor, their lack of attention to grooming (other than idiotic tattoos) provides good indications. It's a fair bet that most of these cretins spend their time on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@joeandbarb Unless said pick-up truck is up on blocks rusting in the yard.... Unless of course the wind happens to be blowing.

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@Castlepaloma So you can read then and just won't?... That denotes stupidity to have opinions on something you don't know anything about and refuse to learn...

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@FrayedBear Are you saying he should go finger himself?...

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Still don't read do you....

Best thing that every happened to Cuba was the banning of the Catholic church.

JackPedigo comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Mmaybe some of those that fled Cuba to Floriduh will think about returning.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

Could you honestly blame them?.... I mean look at the ratfuck the GQP has turned Floriduh into....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

racocn8 comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Pretty sad and ironic considering that neo-Nazi types possess a notoriously repulsive face with either overweight or emaciated body. As for odor, their lack of attention to grooming (other than idiotic tattoos) provides good indications. It's a fair bet that most of these cretins spend their time on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

If you mean because they are broke, dirty, live in a rusty trailer and the two most valuable things they own are a gun and a pick-up truck I do believe you hit the nail on the head....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@Castlepaloma How is this for a rebuttal..... Unlike you I don't even own an idiot-box... and I can read.... Maybe you should try it sometimes after all if you do it privately who is going to know that you read VVVVVEEEEERRRRRYYYYY slowly and move your lips?....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2022:

I wonder if they realize that their movement is doomed after the first generation without women?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@silverotter11 Now much more valuable due to it's rarity....

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 28, 2022:

I hearsay a survey on media news ladies who wear too much make up and wear too much perfume are ugly and smell bad. I don't know if it was on the left or right news channels. Probably both and they are both extremely judgmental and very fear mongering. STOP Watching brain rot!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2022:

Thanks for proving you are an idiot....

Best thing that every happened to Cuba was the banning of the Catholic church.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Cuba just made same sex marriage legal and allows gays to adopt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

By an extremely large margin ...

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

You never know what you might hear in a classroom. When I first started teaching, I taught at a catholic high school. I was teaching Milton's Paradise Lost. I was talking about different levels of hell and how different religions have their own versions and levels as well. I mentioned the 7 levels ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

@glennlab You are thinking post "regime change..."

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

You never know what you might hear in a classroom. When I first started teaching, I taught at a catholic high school. I was teaching Milton's Paradise Lost. I was talking about different levels of hell and how different religions have their own versions and levels as well. I mentioned the 7 levels ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Actually in Egypt there were a lot of wealthy families before that "regime change" you mention (sponsored by the US government of course) . It was a freely elected government before we messed it up for them installing a dictator who killed off any who didn't escape so he could steal their wealth. Before we got involved Egypt was one of the wealthiest countries in that part of the world...

Not my music, not my monkeys

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Lock those two in a room for 3 days and maybe, just maybe, they'll figure out how to crack an egg.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

You are severely over estimating their intelligence....

How many sung it???

Betty comments on Sep 27, 2022:

http://youtu.be/TuMi-LkRc9U

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

The Rock...

Healthcare in America is a joke.... [youtube.com]

callmedubious comments on Sep 27, 2022:

unfortunately, for most ppl, an expensive, deadly joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

For a year after I moved in some hospital was sending bills to the guy who had once owned the place here which I would keep sending back "return to sender person no longer at this address but the next month I would get another. Finally I opened one to find a phone number to contact the idiots and happened to notice the hospital was trying to bill the guy for $225,000.00 only $20,000 less than I had purchased the home for....

They called me again and I found out who they were.....

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 26, 2022:

We get 'Spam Risk' calls several times every night and day often at 3 am. So annoying ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose LMAO try telling them their momma was a blender and their daddy was a circle jerk they hate that one... To get past the recording just press one or zero...

They called me again and I found out who they were.....

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 26, 2022:

We get 'Spam Risk' calls several times every night and day often at 3 am. So annoying ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2022:

Do what I do.... answer the call and annoy them back.... Oh and do please feel free to leave these creeps a one start review... After all every little bit helps right?...

Even lacking that sign, they would figure that out PDQ.

p-nullifidian comments on Sep 26, 2022:

The group members might prefer better ventilation, however passersby might prefer keeping the door shut! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2022:

Nailing it shut and caulking the edges is more like it....

What a maroon.

NostraDumbass comments on Sep 24, 2022:

Except in Trump’s case the swollen part is his ego and the shrunken parts are his conscience and intellect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2022:

Rumor has it he has a very tiny penis as well...

Unoffensive shark.

St-Sinner comments on Sep 24, 2022:

Wait a minute, that's called 'Reverse Discriminaion' in Texas. No, can't do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2022:

Ok how about "Average Klan Shark"...

Oh well

AnneWimsey comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Romans were meticulous record-keepers and there is no mention of it +/- 30 years in either direction......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2022:

Persians Romans, Greeks Egyptians, Syrians and other cultures in that region all kept excellent records as well and somehow there are no records of the events in the old testament as described.

Hey @MichelleGar1 I found one just for you.... [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 22, 2022:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibm1Glc6cuI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNXxJrz9mqA

Ahhh this takes me back to the good old days before Donnie Dumbass... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2022:

This is a great disservice to Palin...everyone knows that in a crowd that size she would have packed a fully auto AR-15!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

Once upgraded to full auto the AR-15 is a M-16 in every respect other that the stamped markings...

ExplosmEntertainment - Ed Gein's Dreamhouse [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 22, 2022:

https://youtu.be/eVmaqj668Fk

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmFntkxwVPY

Pretty big window.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Well at least they are prepared for flooding....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend I would have used steel reinforced pylons and driven them 20 feet deep for the foundation myself and a two story triple-wide. Then for the cars you just setup a rail system with a raft like a small dock so you can drive your car up on them and not have to worry about floods. Much larger investment but worth it because you don't have to replace your home and cars after every flood.

Ouch! That hurt...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Be careful she might get angry and bite the nose off your face...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

@RobertNappi2 She might mistake it for a turnip....

Who would have guessed?

joeandbarb comments on Sep 22, 2022:

I like asking them if their parents are proud of them for being such losers or are they as fucked up losers as they are?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

I have told them "I bet your mommy is so proud she is still looking for an abortion...." I hear some interesting words when I use that one.... You can also try ""You are a ugly little shit and your mama dresses you funny..." I don't know why they keep calling me they must enjoy being abused.

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

@Castlepaloma And yet some of those will be remembered for centuries while those with a "greater body of work" will be long forgotten...

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

@Castlepaloma And the further into the past the shorter the average lifespan and more primitive medicine was making it harder to to determine the actual cause of death because of "naturalistic medications..."

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Since drugs were NOT illegal and no records would have been kept how can you know?... Also those two were Gay ...

Who would have guessed?

anglophone comments on Sep 21, 2022:

They also seem to become a trifle upset when I call them evil lying bastards. Funny that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

I used the lines in my post on one and she asked "how could you say such a thing?" So I answered her "Because you are a pathetic lying piece of shit who steals money from people who can't afford it and have good hearts" Her answer was "Yes, but how could you say such a thing?..." After that I couldn't resist and berated her even more... For me sympathy for these scammers is just another word between shit and syphilis in the dictionary....

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@Castlepaloma How many were never caught?... How many died before drug addiction was even a crime after all it has only been a little over a hundred years since using drugs required a prescription...

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Stuck on stupid?.... COVID doesn't care if you don't get vaccinated the chances of death or disability skyrocket exponentially.

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Bawhaha.... Wanna bet? I never heard of you but here are some everyone has heard of.... Some links here do mention some of the same artists but also mention others that were overlooked by the rest.... https://culturacolectiva.com/art/5-artist-who-were-inspired-by-drugs-and-pain/ https://www.spikeartmagazine.com/?q=articles/art-drugs https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/drug-addiction/artists-and-drugs/ https://www.thecollector.com/artists-and-narcotics/ https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/artists-who-used-drugs/ https://www.complex.com/style/2014/03/drugs-used-by-your-favorite-artists/

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@Castlepaloma My screen name is a triple literary pun.... Such a shame you wasted all that time in college being wasted or you might have realized that.

Who would have guessed?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I like the hacker dude who hacks them while they are talking to him. He deletes multiple files from their systems while having himself protected as they try to scam his money. I've seen him on the ubiquitous youtu.be

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

he calls his channel "scammer payback..." His name is Perogi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XyJnck-jaQ

That was one hell of a class

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 21, 2022:

I did acid once. It actually changed my life from a world class athlete to a world class sculptor and same for my daughter. We both didn't do heavy drugs ever again. Three day stone on orange sunshine acid almost killed me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

Might want to get checked much of what you post here makes it sound like you are still stoned....

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Republicans pull this sort of shit all the damn time and there is like no blow back. Yeah, it's on the news but just like christie with his bridgegate, bush with the WMDs lie, etc. no real legal or political consequences. Clinton lies about a BJ while in the WH and he's fuckin' impeached. Two ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@silverotter11, @JackPedigo Wouldn't be the second time the first was in the 1930s' (Google the businessman's coup) where they tried to replace FDR with a dictator like Hitler and made the mistake of thinking Semdley Butler would make a good tool to overthrow the government... Prescott Bush was a part of that.... Senator and H.W. Bush's daddy... https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/coup-jan6-fdr-new-deal-business-plot-1276709/

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Republicans pull this sort of shit all the damn time and there is like no blow back. Yeah, it's on the news but just like christie with his bridgegate, bush with the WMDs lie, etc. no real legal or political consequences. Clinton lies about a BJ while in the WH and he's fuckin' impeached. Two ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2022:

@silverotter11 He lied because he was stupid... He actually had two brains and didn't use either. The first was his wife the Goldwater girl and Republican crook who fakes being a Democrat the way most women fake orgasms and the second was his dick...

If some would say that they are really bushed do they want a shaver or a hedge trimmer?

NostraDumbass comments on Sep 20, 2022:

At a moment such as this, it’s best to deploy the trusted weed whacker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2022:

Adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "beating your meat..."

If some would say that they are really bushed do they want a shaver or a hedge trimmer?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Shears...live dangerously...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2022:

Only if you are a guy....

DeSkankis stunt backfires horribly.... [youtu.be]

Budgie comments on Sep 20, 2022:

One of the more despicable things I have heard about this week. What sort of person does that to people. Glad there were those that stepped up to help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2022:

We have four names for them here.... Republicans, conservatives, Christians and assholes....

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 19, 2022:

Republicans pull this sort of shit all the damn time and there is like no blow back. Yeah, it's on the news but just like christie with his bridgegate, bush with the WMDs lie, etc. no real legal or political consequences. Clinton lies about a BJ while in the WH and he's fuckin' impeached. Two ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

The impeachment was because he lied to congress which is an impeachable offense.... The problem is we have three judges on the supreme court who did the same and nobody will impeach them....

Trump Says Bad Stuff's Gonna Happen. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2022:

"Donald's full of crap..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@phxbillcee I guess it depends on what kind of stable he is talking about...

Trump Says Bad Stuff's Gonna Happen. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2022:

"Donald's full of crap..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@dalefvictor One of the reasons I call him "Donnie Dumbass" is that every time he shits his IQ lowers..... and it is already well below zero...

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear About what I get or a bit less when you consider that my income is tax exempt...

Trump Says Bad Stuff's Gonna Happen. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2022:

"Donald's full of crap..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

How can he be full of crap when he is just a big pile of crap?...

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear I hate to burst your bubble but pretty much everyone is bad at commerce. Either they don't understand money or they don't understand marketing or they simply don't understand the product-line they picked. This is why so-called "self-made" billionaires have to cheat people, buy off politicians, evade taxes and beg for huge sums of money from their wealthy relatives to become billionaires. Don't believe me?... Look up any of them and try to find one who hasn't done all of those things...

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear 5 years with my assets I bet I could own that place... My net worth is figured at 1.4 million USD and my income come December will increase to 4.400.00 USD a month. Thing is from your description I wouldn't want it... We get more sun here in the middle of winter!

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear The main reason most businesses fail is that the owners honestly have no idea what they are doing and get themselves into problems. Either they don't understand the way money flows in the business or they don't understand how the business works itself. People think if they throw enough money into the project it is bound to succeed or if they buy a profitable business it will stay profitable no matter how badly they fuck things up. If you go into the restaurant business for instance you have to know how to run a restaurant you can't just hand the keys to your moronic kid and say "I know you dropped out of high school and failed the GED five times but here run this for me" because he will for sure think strutting around acting like the jackass he is will keep that already successful business going even when he starts laying off the people who made the business a success to begin with and hiring his jackass drug addled friends to work there. Believe it or not I am seeing this happen now I think little knothead is hiring waitresses who will sleep with him after laying off all the ones that made the place nice to take your family to. All of them have the same lack of ability to do the job and are all bleached blondes who stand around talking to each other instead of checking if customers need anything. They think all they need to do is take the order and let the kitchen staff deliver it to the table while they stand around and talk. Damned near fucking impossible to even get the check much less pay it or get your drink refilled. Even in a shitty area guess how long that place will stay open and it is in a shopping development with high rent. There was also a over priced hamburger joint that started as a full restaurant but the location was so hard to find it failed as a restaurant so they moved to a main drag location in another town but as a hamburger joint the town they were in couldn't support it and the meat was rally greasy. So they tried a third location that was next to a popular seasonal attraction off the beaten path and finally ran out of money... If you don't understand all the aspects a business is just a money pit...

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear It wasn't my father's fault he just didn't understand business which is kind of funny since he had spent much of his life as a business owner (his businesses always failed of course) or a bank manager....

I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Pain in the ass to wash though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2022:

@FrayedBear Maybe there but here an operator refers to owner/operator while I was the manager and since I was the son of the owner worked at least 16 hours a day 7 days a week and made squat. But within 4 months even though the franchisor was taking 11% off the top I had the place operating in the black...

Guy: It hurts when I go like this. Quack on the web: Don't go like that.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2022:

If anyone texts me while we are in the same room, they better be prepared for my reaction.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2022:

@zeuser More like 300 finger emojis....