Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

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Open ended question for y'all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

I tend not to worry about it.... Besides... :D https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs

That'll show her!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

That will leave her screaming....

True story.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

How I ended up with most of mine over the decades...

How... Just, how!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

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A sample of memes from my secret vault of the spiciest memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Hardly even trying here....

Who needs it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Isn't that the stuff people use to wash down pieces of toasted cardboard with?...

Proud of this kid, wherever he is. [wfxg.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

He sounds just like me in high school.... He will go far if they don't hang him. Opinions like that don't go over well in the South and he live in Grovetown GA....

Need some more of those

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

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I can just see myself getting stuck in Coach on a coast to coast flight with these people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Why we need them all on the Terrorist Watch List....

That’s a fact, Jack

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I call it the Cruci-fiction....

Modern Day Romance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

If only I could find one that isn't....

Artist Ed Harrington Is Ruining Our Childhoods By Revealing The Secret Lives Of Our Beloved ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Did anyone ever realize that the character She Ma'am always wore a White Supremacist symbol on his chest?....

I’ve seen a building meme in social media criticising boomers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Don't look at me I have been a progressive and environmentalist my entire life....

I know who wins...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

You do know of course most people won't get the historical reference right?... especially if they vote Republican....

Saw this on Wish. I cant even.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Where can I get one of those in my size?....

Honestly, how clever 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Oh noes Ernie don't smoke the marijuanas....

I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

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NOW you want Evidence??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

You want to upset them?... Point out that he lived with his mommy until his mid 30s', ran around from party to party with 12 other guys, never got married or even had a sexual relationship with a woman, and his mommy thought he was god... According to that evidence he was probably Gay....

Religion and philosophy are only projections of what is reality..? Any Thoughts..?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Nice graphic but the reality is philosophy has no more bearing on reality than does religion.... Both are simply opinions not scientific which is what got Marx into trouble. He wrote what his opinions were not facts because he was a doctor of philosophy not a person educated in government or economics...

Didn't see it, but it was talked about enough that it had the same effect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

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Took me a second...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Didn't take me any time at all.... Three wishes paradox...

Thinking ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Dirty old man here and I'm available....

Better a smartass than a dumbass

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

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The smug is strong with this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Obviously both.... Face it since Vegans don't eat meat you are missing out on half the fun in sex....

Brilliant! 😂 [reductress.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I hope she is giving them the sale price of a negative 10% discount....

I’m avoiding that road.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

What real pros say

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I have a 10 pound sledge to hit it with....

More damned xmas stuff

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

https://youtu.be/GYYuyvyr2HY

More damned xmas stuff

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I made the mistake of buying one of those greenhouses.... It took three days because the directions were shit.... You have to be less than 5 feet tall to go inside.... and the damned thing held up for three months before it started falling apart even though it was sheltered from the wind...

Etiquette Lesson

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

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Anakin and Yoda

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

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Don't tell me what to do!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

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Weird world

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Yes these were all real....

Bike signals

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

That last one got a woman elected to Virginia's house of representatives....

Conceal carry is not for nudist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

It would be a real pain in the ass....

🎼🎹 Everywhere u goooooo 🎼🎹

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

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Jacked!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Unless they are related?...

Weird world

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

They actually used to prescribe cigarettes to children as young as 8 for asthma....

If you ever wanted to stay in an anus, here's your chance! [shared.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2019:

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Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2019:

http://gph.is/2sFgboT

Republican testing...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2019:

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My last and favorite of my Halloween costumes, Stormy Daniels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

https://i.gifer.com/1rMx.gif

Advice from a pastor: [opposingviews.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

When the visiting con-artist/mooch.....

I knew a guy who bent out the tabs that indicate brake pad wear to stop the squealing noise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

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Wonder what happened here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

To the alligators?...

Both are right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

This should be titled "What Billionaires who don't pay any taxes want you to believe...." For example this assclown... https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-internal-documents-executive-emails-published-six4three-court-leak-2019-11

Why is it always Florida?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

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Got my medical marijuana card approved! Just waiting for it to come in the mail.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Come to California where as long as you are 21 smoking pot is legal...

It works.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Thanks Satan

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Good morning indeed -

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I have four furry body guards in the house so keep sending them they have to eat something....

Did not help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Quick question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Either or....

I think they refer to it as walnut-lung.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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My last and favorite of my Halloween costumes, Stormy Daniels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Yummy....

Kinda morbid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

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Personal record!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

So then you had sex for -59 mins and 20 secs?....

Priorities

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

You have to have things in common with the other in a relationship especially one involving a sexual partnership. because no matter how often and how good the sex is sooner or later you need a break and have to talk to each other....

Guess they need this sign in Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2019:

"Feed baby to the gator..." Yes Floraduh please do take yourselves from the genepool.... The news will be more boring but what the hell at least the GOP will lose a state...

Mel Brooks for Emperor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2019:

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Crafters, be on the lookout!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I knew it.... Stanley is a stick up artist.....

I think I could pass...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

The answer is obviously "C"...

The snow is coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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When you marry your cousin

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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If I had a hammer.....+

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

When you post a really good meme and nobody reacts because they are afraid people will think they have a twisted sense of humor....

Say what now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

A Venus Fire Trap.... Look up the Pinto's safety record....

They look very convincing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2019:

I know some people who are in real deep shit on this one.... I am one of those people....

I'm definitely voting for Bernie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Vote Bernie make erections legal again...

I'm definitely voting for Bernie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Make weed legal again vote for Bernie!... https://berniesanders.com/issues/legalizing-marijuana/

Hmm...wonder what it could be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Needs a picture of Trump in that chair....

Make & Model

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

https://youtu.be/Alyx4QeRRdg

What do you see? Mine was oddly true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Missing "Trump did..."

This is so sad, pathetically sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Too bad the dog didn't piss on him....

Oh puns oh puns

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

The proverbial "Nun of your lip?....

I'm right there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I was there for decades but lately I have been very impressed by the depths of human stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance....

Would you ever date somebody who is religious, if they respected your beliefs and did not try to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I have tried it and it always ends badly even in a situation where you are just a friend who has their back... Even when you are the ONLY person in their lives who helps them without thought of compensation while their co-religionist friends shit all over them they still stab you in the back to kiss their asses at your expense...

Do You Hate God? | The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I just despise the people who push their silly, ignorant, hate-filled beliefs on others...

Got a good laugh out of this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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Not going to pick on Florida, but ...some people say that north Florida is actually southern Alabama

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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No vax for you!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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Grandpa Ozzie!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

When I was young the "Grandparents Revenge" was filling them with sugar, spoiling them rotten, and sending them home to the parents....

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

As is usual you know the bible better than a Christian.... Seems that is the one book that makes Christians into atheists....

The world as we know it...too simple...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Missing Columbia and cocaine....

This is not a meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Grimm humor....

When you are in a gingerbread house competition and it doesn't work out, so you have to improvise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

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Tax the rich! Feed, shelter, and provided medical care for the poor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

https://youtu.be/o-0lAhnoDlU

A few more Scary Memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

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Not these words exactly, and situational dependant for sure, but I say this every time i drink ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

I don't drink Nas-Tea it not only tastes like shit but it upsets my stomach...

Truth in advertising would require it to be called “ShittyFlix”

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Or "CrossFlix?"

Good question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

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How many of our 1219 members post memes, comment, or react?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Me, me, me, memes....

So if you don’t want to die alone ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

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Kitty has a point

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

I have always maintained that cats are smarter than humans.... After all we are the ones feeding them....

So if you don’t want to die alone ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Guy must be a David Drake fan.... https://david-drake.com/2000/all-the-way-to-the-gallows/

I prefer Pumpkin Advise to Pumpkin Spice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

"Opinions are like assholes.... Everyone has one and they all stink..." The Unknown Philosopher

I'll give you 9273739 guesses what astrological sign I am.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

About 6 hours every 2 or 3 days for me.... I am laughing at this meme

Inappropriate Disney.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

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I love this game!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

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