When was the last time I posted a Political Meme?? ...just now.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

You just insulted every hand dryer in history.... While they might be incoherent, noisy, and spew hot air at least they serve a practical purpose in society....

Some of you might get this... Oh wait, no you won't, because it's not there. Baaahahahaha!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

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Not a good site for some people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Going online looking for a bang?....

Mooovit Jeep.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

I used to own an auto shop and had one come in with 4 out of 6 rods sticking out of the block, a busted trans, the rear end was completely shot and the frame was twisted.... Asshole asked if it was worth fixing.... Less than 26,000 miles on it as I recall.... I told him his best bet was to jack it up and put a real car under it.... Dumbshit left in a snit and never came back.

He kept to himself.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

End mass murders and serial killings.... Cure religion....

Do we blame them.. no.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

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That'll be hot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

When you give zero fucks for what people are trying to do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

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Burger King is selling...PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Harry Harrison is now the majority stockholder of Burger King

Foghorn Leghorn

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Should have just hit 7-11 and saved himself a lot of trouble....

Best one of these

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

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You'd better not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

LMAO I just got three more days in Facedbook jail for NOT violating community standards.... Took me all of about three minutes....

Not a meme, in fact, i'm not really sure what's going on... [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

They seem to be horsing around...

And really don't care how offended they get!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

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Best not to be too sensitive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

He was also a Christian....

Are you sure about that?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

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MYOB & STFU.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Me......

Now this, I would read!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Asimovs-Guide-to-the-Bible-The-Old-and-New-Testaments.pdf

Makes sense to me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Sounds like something the GOP would say in an attempt to attack us.... News flash dumbass it was PG&E who shut off the power because they hadn't been bothering to maintain the lines for years. All in the holy name of corporate profiteering....

So I guess, for my birthday, I’m going to get a curly straw stuck into me and all my blood will be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://youtu.be/5BMtqqHRvB8

What a selection!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Most costumes for women are more suitable to the bedroom than anything else.... I refer to it as the "Me Tarzan, You Jane" mentality....

So I guess, for my birthday, I’m going to get a curly straw stuck into me and all my blood will be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Thank dog I wasn't born in February....

Might as well pack up and go home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

With the bullshit the NYT has been putting out lately they are now the FAUX news of the near right.....

More Trump fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

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That would be me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Anyone who has ever had kids already knows the answer without asking....

Don't pun-ish me too severely

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

*groans*.....

Should be everyday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2019:

*sighs* That is me everyday.....

Anti-Vaxer gets served

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

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Now that will scare the shit out of anyone....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

Only thing else I have to say about this one is she better get her flaps up before she lands or it might be a splash landing.....

How can they even pedal this stupid bullshit with a straight face?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

All religions look ridiculous from outside the cult.... Even to other cultists with different ridiculous beliefs....

When you just have to stop for a snack before the party...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

For some reason I suspect Peter Peter is going to keep this wife..... Very, very well...

Hallo-memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Some people may not get that last one....

I might finally get the answer regarding which came first.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Without a dildo how will you know which cums first?...

New punishment for kids during time out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Or a TV with those original remotes that they called a "clicker" because it took 20 pounds of pressure to press a button and made a loud clicking noise....

Sad but true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Pretty sure from their views on science and civil rights they are pre-1942..... https://youtu.be/BtV_nQKhkdY

Gotta save money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

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What do you all think of this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Teaching empathy for kids who are in situations like that should reduce bullying and teaching the kids stuck in unfortunate situations like that can help reduce the chances of them becoming addicts themselves or committing suicide... Thank goodness these matters are being dealt with for children and fuck that bastard Trump for trying to end PBS...

In memory of Columbus day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

The scene after Buddy Hackett destroys a movie theatre in the movie "All Hands on Deck" (1961).... He plays a wealthy American Indian and pays cash in a scene that is memorable because the theatre manager is so impressed he invites him back next week for another movie where "500 Indians get killed" and Hackett's character almost scalps him.... https://youtu.be/nYCR94RA5oM

When your cat wants Chinese for dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

https://youtu.be/JR4RNK1L2DA

He took our jobs!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

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Happy Native American Day!

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Sorry about that....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

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What a deal!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

"Check out all the hot deals at our fire sale! Everything must go..."

The music, the artists, the titles, everything about Christianity gives me the heebie jeebies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

https://youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do

Can this be real?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

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Don't think this slogan would go over so good today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

So if you really love head from the woman you are with you give her that nickname?....

Can this be real?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Christian music?....

Nice kitty perch!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Now that is a pretty pussy....

Double it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

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Oh no!! They discovered our plan! ABORT!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

They got it wrong....

Really? That's your slogan?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

They have a great theme song though... https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

White House shit show

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

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A little relationship advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/Hwczxp7h7Gg

Good to know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2019:

You have to love the Chinese....

Ohhh please let him go away

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2019:

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Oh yes. another little reminder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2019:

Those I get all the time along with..." Fucking bastard now I have to clean my computer after reading your post..."

Study up, gang!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Volume 4......

First world problems.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2019:

https://youtu.be/bwvlbJ0h35A

She sure is

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Flatmate is a hottie

Mary is sick and twisted and would fit well in this group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Makes me want to post some signs on that street saying "Watch for Zombies crossing" "Crosswalk for Zombies only" "Ghost Busters Parking only" and maybe "Zombies have the right of way" just to see the shits and giggles as people drive up...

Nothing like Dick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

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You're on your own.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Let's all chip in to buy the Trump family tickets.... Maybe we can buy enough to add in the GOP leadership as well....

Little reminder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

I grew up when kids were playing Pong... Had a couple of Buicks driven up my ass already....

Huh. Me too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I wonder how many people know she was a professional Dominatrix?... From his reputation she must have had him begging to "beat me baby make me write bad checks..." I found the poster of herself she used to sell at Trek conventions...

Sorry for this shitty meme

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2019:

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Be one with the bed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

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Doing what I can.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Shit they already have a forest named after me....

Been there, done that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Nice tip for figuring it out themselves... Going to do that next time I go out just to see the look on their faces....

Let me try this again. I made a rookie mistake 🥺. For any other Bernie and Breaking Bad fans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Warren had to go to NY to get 20K to show up for an "anti-corruption rally" after buying the "Working Families Party" nomination for 40K.... Just about anywhere Bernie goes at least 20K people show up....and he doesn't buy endorsements from crooks funded by Wall Street criminals....

Let me try this again. I made a rookie mistake 🥺. For any other Bernie and Breaking Bad fans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

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That would do it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Try that at Home Depot and they run away....

Bad placement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Gad I hated that shit show....

Garlic improves everything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Can I have both?.... It might well kill me but what a way to go....

A pair of animal memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2019:

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Seems obvious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2019:

Signs of the times in the age of Trump....

Couple of hours of Friday left

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

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Is there a family resemblance?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Don't forget Drinkerbell....

Get the fuck out of the car, Billy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Step one fasten seat belt... Step two accelerate to 88 miles per hour... Step three slam on the brakes... Step four watch Billy exit the vehicle through the windshield to meet his iimaginary friend Jesus... Step five enjoy the show...

Ok, lesson learned

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I doubt he learned anything and took his ignorance to the grave....

Pray for him, lol.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

*coughs*....

Yes yes indeed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

That may look like John Astin but it was really me for the last 20 years....

Next they will come out with punkin spice douche.. eeewww

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I won't buy that for a dolla....

My kind of holiday....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

#MeToo!.... But I recently have lost a bit of weight....

Y'all don't need god...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

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More Whitehouse fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

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How do you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Jesus does wholesale not retail....

I can never jump high enough for these. Bethany is an inspiration to try harder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Bethany Seagull..... Please don't shit, please don't shit....

I shutter at what the east side looks like.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Yeah I went there so sue me.... https://youtu.be/h36YxDybcL4

I shutter at what the east side looks like.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

https://youtu.be/AK5jyVCdXwc

Is pedophilia a mental disorder?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Pedophilia and rape are the same thing. The perp is always a person who wants power over their victims it is NOT and has NEVER been a sexual act it is one of violence. Women in their 80s' and 0s' have been victims of brutal rapes by men in their teens or 20s' which disproves the "sexual attraction" myth commonly used by conservatives to shame the victims as "asking for it." So yes it is a mental disorder and often it is because of abuse by either a family member or someone in a position of power over the victim like a priest , nun, or even a sports coach... The real problem is that this mental disorder is being passed from perp to victim and unless the victim is given the therapy they need they are often the next generation of perps. This is why there is such a huge problem with these crimes. When committed by churches that cover up the crimes of their priests they can create thousands of rapists and child molesters which spread out to create even more victims....

Please explain...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Someone made the glory hole too big...

I have yet to see one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

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wink wink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Being a man I don't dare use that one unless the cop is a woman.... I live in the Inbred Empire of Southern Cal and that is one of the few GOP strongholds in this state....

Just couldn't resist this one..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

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Not so great stuff..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Since that stuff comes with a tube that attaches to the spray head she is just lucky she didn't mistake it for a douche....

That is one of the few good decisions they make.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Not really I know many people who have moved North to get away from the bigotry after they retire... Or stay in the North because the South in many areas is a diseased shithole....

Came across this nugget in my collection. Time to trot it out again!!! currentmood :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

That would be me if I ever had to talk to Trump...

This is one voucher I won't lose

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

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One for all mothers and particularly new ones-

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

The main course and dessert were even better...