I don't know what's going on here, but I like it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Beginning to look a lot like Sizzler.... *ducks thrown objects quickly...*

Bear looks different.Makeover?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

It's a dog eat bear kind of world out there...

Here is a test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Way to do both.... Grab the 5 gallon gas can from the trunk and pour it liberally over the potholes as you drive slowly past then once reaching the far side toss in a match...

Um...I think there's something wrong with your car.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

He wouldn't get a mile where I live the cops would pull him over and tow that pile of shit...

Say Yes to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Problem is they are just blowing up other people then crying because they got a life sentence....

I'm just putting myself out there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Just going to drop this here for a cheap laugh...

Diplomatically speaking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

I am not diplomatic...

THE AGNOSTIC BIBLE STUDY GROUP -- Who wants to form a bible study group right here on Agnostic?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Such a wonderful guide it is...

I know I've posted this before (but don't think I posted this on this group).

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Trumpanzees always talking about how others disrespect the American flag...

If you are a firefly fan, proceed with caution. The meme tried to kill me with laughter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Ouch....

@DharmaBum50 and I hosted a fantastic Smash the State party on July 4th.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It is finally coming Epstein got arrested.... Trump and Clinton both with a lot of their friends are headed for the big house where they belong...

Trump gets escorted off golf course after shitting his pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

But actually it is satire though the link I posted is real... Epstein has been arrested and anyway it goes Trump is screwed completely... https://empirenews.net/about-disclaimer/

Trump gets escorted off golf course after shitting his pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It may have something to do with his pimp being arrested... https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/pardon-jeffrey-epstein-trump-don/19169/

Couldn’t pass sharing this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Life is a bitch ain't it?...

Was sex more fun when you still believed in original sin?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I wouldn't know I never believed that crazy bullshit...

Pastor Busted for Asking Underage Girl to Join Other Underage Girl for Threesome | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

He should get far more than 5 years....

California Pastor Loses Job After Posting Sign Stating 'Homosexuality Is Still a Sin' | CBN News

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

They all need to be tossed out on their asses for their posting of hate and electioneering.

Today's christians are scary people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

You can always cite Numbers 5.... Christians rarely read the bible... Also tell them it doesn't matter what their opinion is if they hate abortion don't have one. Also refer them to the founding fathers like Thomas Jefferson and John Jay both of whom refused to sign off on either the articles of confederation unless they separated church and state (used before the constitution) and the constitution itself... Jefferson was the guy who used his razor to remove the superstitious crap from the bible and John Jay was a bible literalist​ preacher ... "The Test for an Unfaithful Wife 11 Then the Lord said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure— 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[c] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing. 16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.” “‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.” 23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering...

When your friend loves it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

So admit it how many of you filthy minded people were like...

My kitten Tyrion is now throwing all his toys in the water dish. Any ideas why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Actually this isn't aberrant behaviour at all for any cat. It has to do with their hunting instincts similar to a raccoon your cat is cleaning its "kill" is all... Start to worry when your cat throws its toys into the litter box...

Why So Many Smart People Aren’t Happy - The Atlantic - Pocket

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Gee I wonder....

Veterans call for Trump impeachment in July 4 video [thehill.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I am a Vet and have been calling for his impeachment since he took office....

Trump Blames Rain For His Comment About Airports In The Revolutionary War [huffpost.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

It is always somebody else's fault...

How to deal with junk mail

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Been doing this for a long time.... Shredding first is fun too or you can add glitter....

I'm never buying ice cream again! LOL! WTF?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Makes one wonder what other "challenges" she has taken in the past doesn't it?...

How Would You Handle The National Street People Problem?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Put the corporate scum from big drug companies in prison for life and confiscate their assets to pay for the damage they have done for profit getting people addicted...

I was reflecting tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Maybe we can get lucky and one of those tanks will give him a one gun salute right in his fat ass...

Have you ever changed your opinion about an important issue because of a better argument ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Most people live by faith which is to say they can't be argued into changing their minds and refuse to consider any fact which disproves their prejudices and beliefs. Even some people who consider themselves to be free of religion still cling to their religious faith in what they are told to believe and think which is why there are atheists stupid enough to vote for Trump and the far right-wing Christians that support him...

‪I want my first house to be a fixer upper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Mine was part way done but I have been doing a lot of work on it. By the time I am finished it should be an amazing place with all new everything. I want solar and wind added so I can use net metering and turn it into an all electric home. Since it is nearly 100 years old now I should have a house with the old Craftsman home look and completely modern in every other way.

Follow these flip flops to the Florida Keys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Anywhere else in Florida those would likely read "follow me and bring bath salts..."

Last day....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Trump is a big dick with a small one...

Feeling the Bern

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Damned right....

Any takers?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Just so you know....

If Hell existed, I suppose that’s where they’d be!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

You are nearly as bad as I am already.... I expect great things from you in the future...

Forget about fettuccine alfredo – a Fool’s Gold Loaf is the REAL heart attack on a plate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Couldn't afford to make one himself?....

Good old Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2019:

https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/116818916070938859146/place/ChIJuZFHbnKQwogRqCwbmnQIZQE/@33.7773301,-100.3107141,5z/data=!4m6!1m5!8m4!1e1!2s116818916070938859146!3m1!1e1?authuser=0

He is a addict, and he can't stop. That's why we know what a idiot he is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2019:

What would the screenname for that account be?...

I found it funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2019:

My guess is that his mommy and daddy were doing anal when he was conceived....

grammar policeman

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2019:

"To correct and serve..."

Is that so...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

And in the Deep South a virgin is an ugly 8 year old without a brother....

In the words of the prophets Bill and Ted.... EXCELLENT..." [twitter.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I would have stolen the phrase from the movie Hamburger... We reserve the right to serve assholes like you..." https://www.valienthimself.com/news/2017/3/6/badawesome-flixxx-review-hamburger-the-motion-picture-1986

Proud to be a Never-Trumper

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

"Vote blue no matter who" is the slogan the DNC used to help Trump get elected....

tRump and his tRumpthuglican minions plan to give the American people great health care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Yessiree I bet them there Rednecks is gonna enjoy that party....

"Not my type" he said.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Since when does a rapist worry about "type?"

This is something I would say! I’m not sure who actually did but I had to share. Too funny! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

The funny part about this is how true it is....

I know he called it off, but ain't this the truth?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And ISIS says....

I’m not playing any games on Tinder this year. 😅😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

https://youtu.be/u5HOt0ZOcYk

I usually don’t use others religion against them but damn if there’s one thing I can’t stand ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

"Gad these people just are too stupid to see just how stupid they really are..." Dunning and Kruger

I’m not playing any games on Tinder this year. 😅😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Too bad I am not on Tinder...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

What is the best knickname for our current President of the United States?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Hair Shitler...

Number 46 (There are some dumb motherfuckers on Trump's team. smh)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Trump supporters are so dumb they have to study to get a score higher than 30 on a standardized IQ test....

Trump supporters ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

LOL

Seen on Facebook

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Everybody thinks of it being the Germans in WW1 but it was the Austro Hungarian Empire... This is what happens when conservatives keep making cuts to the educational system...

Alaskan fish is going to get hit with Trump's China tariffs - CNNPolitics

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I see interesting times coming for Alaska....

Does anyone else struggle with hating religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Being an anti-theist I can understand your feelings.... I don't hate religion so much as despise what it does to people. Religion is a catalyst for hate and bigotry so I prefer not to have the same fault as my enemy does and try to instead place doubts in the minds of believers through being better educated on their religion than they are. Just by quoting a bible verse they never knew existed places doubts in the minds of those who let some worthless bum who can't hold a real job tell them what to believe and thereby sends more preachers back where they belong.... Flipping burgers for minimum wage....

Grandma's house.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sounds like Little Johnny grew up in my house where everything we ate was blackeyed.... Have you ever tired to eat blackeyed brussel sprouts?...

What is your favorite dance song?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2019:

"Sound of Silence?..." https://youtu.be/tW_8Oe_8kj4

Tastes like absolute ass

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2019:

LMAO...

Enjoy this photo of me pretending to be possessed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nice You can be my little demon anytime...

Does beleif in god justify how much should people be allowed to spend on end of life care?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Half of all people in the US spend half their life savings within two years... Other countries like the UK, Canada, Japan, and others don't have to file for bankruptcy because their health care systems are not run by Wall Street death panels. Conservatives scream endlessly about single payer health care saying it will create death panels that will deny them care if they get sick but the reality is a non-profit system has no need for a death panel because it incentivises saving lives while for profit systems incentivise letting people die to save money... A death panel is a bunch of Wall Street bankers sitting around a huge polished boardroom table saying "fuck these guys it will cost too much to save their lives and I won't get a huge enough bonus at the end of the year on top of the 50 million dollar paycheck I already get for running this country..." After all why save lives when you can buy a private jet or another vacation mansion with that money.... Religion incentivises frauds claiming to be faith healers scamming the gullible out of their savings to have the cancer wished away....

I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Here is a screen shot of the type of email I am talking about in the OP...

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Donald Duck 2020

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2019:

So then .... Trump or Trump-lite?... Sorry I think we need better...

Subtle...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Right....

Why is there always this social misconception that atheists are liberals by nature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Because conservatives are the barbarians who want to create a theocracy.... Being a non-believer and supporting people who want to kill you is stupid....

Catholic Priests Ran Child Porn Ring Out Of Pittsburgh Diocese | Michael Stone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Why am I not surprised?...

Trump got a medal from the saudis in 2017.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

He only cares about the money he gets from them... McConnell is the same way...

Should atheists have to do jury duty?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Actually that hand on the bible bullshit is TV from the McCarthy era.... If they tried to do that it would be a violation of your civil rights and a violation of the constitution....

Fox News Op-Ed: Atheists Are ‘Bullies’ Who Try To Force Their Beliefs On Others - The ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yeah because atheists want abortion legal so we can eat the babies.... Like our religion says we should do...

How do you debunk it when someone claims religion, no matter it's true or false' serves as an ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I laugh....

I am amazed every time I read the history around the Bible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Actually the first book written was Exodus​ around 722 BCE after those stone age Pagan baboons got their asses kicked by the Assyrian Empire....

Am I being unreasonable?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

You are spending what?... 7 or 8 bucks for a shit cup of coffee?... They had no right to put that on your cup what if you had been Buddhist or Islamic?... Next time you run into this tell the "barista" to read their fucking bible because Matthew 6:5-9 says they can go to hell for this sort of obnoxious batshit...

We have a guy our company does business with today pray with me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I would have asked him to pray with me to ceiling cat or the FSM....

Separating Facts About Clergy Abuse From Fiction

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

#1 False #2 It doesn't cause it but it makes it more likely to happen... #3 The only statement in this post that is completely factual... #4 Bullshit they still protect pedophile priests from the law...

Reddit - atheism - My boyfriend is a Christian and I'm agnostic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Christians can't understand because they believe in a lack of evidence.... To put this in prospective you see a red piece of fruit and taste it calling it an apple.... He sees that same piece of fruit and says "I have faith that is an orange..."

I always get the last one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Why I like cats...

Florida man is back

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Gotta watch out for that guy...

I look forward to the day when non-believers are less preoccupied with their lack of faith than ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The reason it seems to be a preoccupation is only because the religious are so preoccupied with our lack of faith.... It gets pretty tiresome having people tell you how you are going to burn for eternity in magical fairyland for the "sin" of not believing their nonsensical bullshit for which they have no evidence at all....

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

"to encourage altruism and reciprocal altruism" Obviously he never read the bible....

Speaking to family about religion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Considering where you live I suggest you let it slide until you can move out of the house at 18... Or at least arrange a place to stay with friends who accept you for who you are....

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

As for the scent does this make you 'the little old lady from Oklahoma?...'

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Why would anyone throw you out of the house?... I don't understand parents who do things like that honestly it makes me angry that anyonme could have a child that they thought so little of that they wouldn't work with them to help them through their problems or in the case of a child being Gay or having different beliefs just accept them for who they are...

Was cleaning out my armoire and found this container that I’ve kept my coin collection in since I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Fill it with steel slugs and place it someplace obvious with a tag that says "rent and utility funds.... About the only way you can be sure it will protect your money...

A teacher just got fired for asking Trump to deport undocumented students - CNN

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I would have asked if that teacher could be deported...

Accounting for inflation, rising medical costs, slush funds, and miscellaneous expenses lowers it to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I could spare a couple hundred but there would be much left of him afterwards...

James Bond

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Fuck that he would become a national hero in the US...

Here’s how Trump neighbor and supporter William Koch avoided paying hundreds of millions in taxes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Yet the middle class paid for those "tax breaks..." https://gritpost.com/americans-paid-93-billion-federal-taxes/

What’s your favorite nightly ritual?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2019:

If you did that in my room you would be falling asleep with a funny smile on your face about 4 to 5 hours later... Yep doing that would make you my new nightly ritual...

Ivanka is one daring bitch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I really am...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

#RacistDickPic

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

What??????

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Should have started with a drink...

Pass the crackers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I would rather eat Taco Belle...

Nair the hair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Must be looking for a new shirt...

Creativity Challenge! Ok you meme masters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I love Bare watching in the woods...

Are atheists less educated than religious sects?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

PEW is very biased in this area and their poll categories reflect that bias.... There is if you will notice no separate category for atheist or agnostic it just says "unaffiliated" which includes new age and Christians who consider themselves not affiliated with one of those churches that teach the bible wrong..."

Han and Luke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Starwars the next generation....

This is a thing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I posted this on Assbook and all I got was a lousy week in jail...

I know I’m gonna get roasted in the comments, but does anyone else on here still blame things on ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Humans have a tendency to blame things that happen on outside forces. Those forces can be supernatural, universal, or other humans.... The last of those three forces do effect our lives to some degree but most of the "bad luck" we experience is all of our own doing.... Keep in mind though even bad luck serves the purpose of giving us a perspective in life because if bad things didn't happen we would not be able to fully appreciate the good...