Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Congrats! Here's hoping for no/mild side effects...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2021:

@phxbillcee Could have been the food dye and alkaseltzer with the old radium dial watch too...

Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Congrats! Here's hoping for no/mild side effects...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2021:

@phxbillcee Well no side effects at all unless you count the bright green foam coming from my mouth and the way the geiger counter reacts when I walk past it...

Why they won't talk to us....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2021:

aren’t civilized “yet” - that’s optimistic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2021:

I like the one with the coffee cup "It's a fucking ghetto, bro."

Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Congrats! Here's hoping for no/mild side effects...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 7, 2021:

@phxbillcee I enjoy calmly saying "ouch" when they stick the needle in just to see the look on their face... or just asking "is this the part where I am supposed to pass out?"

Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Congrats! Here's hoping for no/mild side effects...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 7, 2021:

I think most people expect side effects so they get them... Only shot that ever gave me any was in 1976 the old swine flu shot made me feel a bit under the weather so I drank one beer and took a 30 minute nap... After that I was as good as new. Snots and Bears right back atcha...

Reasons not to get vaccinated....

powder comments on Apr 6, 2021:

First frame; I believe in consent for any and all medical treatment. If you think it should be forced on people then we disagree. Second frame; Science is telling us that these "vaccines" do no provide immunity ie you can still contract it and be contagious. It does lessen symptoms which will...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2021:

@powder The problem with your "other solutions" is that the same idiots who don't want to be vaccinated are the same ones who want to force their presence on you with no masks... Public health has a long history of requiring vaccinations for deadly illnesses the anti-vax movement is relatively new and wasn't tolerated form most of vaccination history...

Reasons not to get vaccinated....

powder comments on Apr 6, 2021:

First frame; I believe in consent for any and all medical treatment. If you think it should be forced on people then we disagree. Second frame; Science is telling us that these "vaccines" do no provide immunity ie you can still contract it and be contagious. It does lessen symptoms which will...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2021:

First frame your right to refuse ends where other people lives are placed at risk... Second frame science has proven that the vaccine does provide immunity for most and for others eliminates risk of death because it ends the risk of sever cases... Science also shows that the more dumbasses who contract the virus the more risk of mutation of the virus to a variation that the vaccine won't protect you from putting us all back at risk again because morons are afraid of a needle unless it has Heroin in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2021:

@Adam_Metal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2021:

@Adam_Metal

Preacher: God Will Save Us from COVID-19 by Turning Off Our Virus Receptors | Hemant Mehta | ...

MistrssOfNrdom comments on Apr 3, 2021:

This is just painful. 😘🤦🤦

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2021:

These scammers should all be charged with Practising Medicine without a license.... Spending time in prison would do them a world of good.

Hello friends that have been following some of my health issues.

racocn8 comments on Apr 1, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2021:

@1EarthLovingGal No only in California and they are made here which could be a problem unless you know a group of people who have friends out here... Just saying... If you guys did you could send someone to collect items from a straw buyer and meet up to divy up what you needed.

Cute costume ideas for Easter....

Castlepaloma comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Flurries do that all year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2021:

The term is "Furries" and no they get a bad rap it is the "Bronies" that do it...

Hello friends that have been following some of my health issues.

racocn8 comments on Apr 1, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2021:

@1EarthLovingGal I am in California as you know and these are the ones I use. For someone your size they might be a bit much but you could either use a pill splitter or crush them up and put a small amount in food or drink... https://goddessdelivers.com/breez-tablets-relief-cbd.html

Always wondered why they were so hard to find....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 3, 2021:

kinda far from those Pyramid grain silos but it could work

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2021:

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So obvious.....

Theresa_N comments on Apr 3, 2021:

LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2021:

I posted 10 of these just now...

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@bbyrd009 You just screwed the pooch by quoting Paine when speaking of The British king and attributing it to the constitution instead of his treatise "Common Sense" As for change or dissolution of the government change is provided for in the constitution we call these changes "Amendments" as in the second amendment.... Dissolution of the constitution is not provided for but Treason, sedition, and open revolt are as crimes called felonies and even a sitting president or congressman can be charged and arrested for participating in any of those acts... Try reading something before pulling opinions out of your ass...

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@Tejas Thank you for proving my point...

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@Tejas, @bbyrd009 We actually have a fourth militia act that states the National Guard is the official militia of the United States of America... You can find that on this site which is JSTOR and studies constitutional law among other legal subjects... https://www.jstor.org/stable/pdf/25119439.pdf

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@Tejas, @bbyrd009 You two know very little .... This is the militia the second amendment refers too not a bunch of Redneck morons who believe gibberish. At the other end of this link is a copy of the first militia act on the mount Vernon edu site.... https://www.mountvernon.org/education/primary-sources-2/article/militia-act-of-1792/

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@Tejas Please and be sure to film your last charge.... Complete with your battle cry "Hold ma beer an watch dis!"

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@Tejas Lots of people are morons too.... I am not one of those but if you believe differently despite the words of the founding fathers themselves then perhaps you should get yourself tested...

Great Gnu NO!

scurry comments on Apr 1, 2021:

E-Gads!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog Considering he thinks of a Happy meal with a large diet coke to be a delicacy?... I am going to disagree anyone who could eat that shit and enjoy it would eat one of those with extra dog shit on it...

Great Gnu NO!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I wouldn't mind trying a piece of Kiwi Pizza. It might be delightful. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

Go wash your mouth out with pepperoni...

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

@BestWithoutGods Actually the Second Amendment is supposed to be interpreted in conjunction with the militia act meaning that those who are reservists or veterans would be paid by the federal and state government to maintain and safely store firearms to help defend this country when attacked by Domestic terrorist like the proud boys or 3%ers or other groups of this type. I for one would be more than happy to rid this country of the Klan....

Great Gnu NO!

scurry comments on Apr 1, 2021:

E-Gads!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

It figures a Fox "news" commentator would find this to be a good idea to feed the gullible...

Great Gnu NO!

Theresa_N comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I do not care for pineapple (I'm slightly allergic to it). I'm also allergic to Kiwi, so this as gross as this is, it's out to.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

Leave it to a Kiwi to ruin pizza for everyone....

Couldn't agree with this more.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2021:

We need to repeal the Second Amendment and allow guns to be had only by the police and the military. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

Actually we just need the second amendment to be interpreted correctly instead of by that fat flatulent fraudster Scalia who died humping a hooker at a gun club in Texas that was bribing him with free vacations and sex...

Two on gun control...

Logician comments on Mar 31, 2021:

"Voting", is a PRIVILEGE, and NOT a right, that's why they can take it away from you!! After reading the book Votescam, and especially after seeing how the 2020 election was rigged up six ways to sundown, if you EVER "vote" again, you are a mentally retarded, imbecile, idiotic moronic cretin ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2021:

Sorry (and you certainly are) voting is a right gun ownership is not no matter what that corrupt scumbag Scalia said... His death by hooker in a gun club that was bribing him might be poetic but it was far better than he deserved... The right to vote should not be limited because of the color of someone's skin it should be removed for supporting treason and sedition... The only voter fraud they found in the 2020 election was minimal and by Republicans... Except maybe in Kentucky where the least popular man in the state (Mitch McConnell) was re-elected probably with the traditional buying votes from the poor and voting the graveyard... FYI if you are a felon you are no longer able to own a gun or even handle one but if you have paid your debt to society you can once again vote...

What a cheerful bit of knowledge to have.

racocn8 comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Parallel are Giuliani, Flynn, Bannon, Trump. Other boxes for the GRU mafia, most of the GOP senate, Gillibrand, Gabbard... Who else?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2021:

At least 100 GQP members of the house... and McConnell as well as Rand which is why Kentucky changed the rules on who appoints a senator if a seat becomes available

What a cheerful bit of knowledge to have.

t1nick comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Stone is not free from prosecution for any crimes committed post-clemancy

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2021:

Or some of the crimes he committed pre clemency either he received a limited pardon because Trump didn't understand how they worked... Plus state charges can't be pardoned by a president only federal crimes can be...

Click for all 3 images.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Just got my 2nd Pfizer a bit ago. Bit of a headache, nothing else so far. Of course the headache could be caused by watching the news earlier...it often is!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2021:

Funny the news is usually a pain in the other end...

Rabbit hunting always bugs me.... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2021:

If you liked Family Guy's take on that, check out their coyote gets the roadrunner. Even better - longer, bigger buildup.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2021:

LOL I have already posted that one a few times in this group.... Today again in fact... "Shouldn't pick on disabled coyotes..."

Yeah, I bet he would have been a Proud Boy, too...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Just pull those things out like you're starting a lawn mower.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@phxbillcee Texas hooker?....

Whatever you do do NOT play the video that is at the other end of this link.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Yeah, but you can shut it up with it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@phxbillcee His entire world revolves around his own petty desires so of course he can't imagine how anyone at any time or place could possibly want to hear about anything else...

Whatever you do do NOT play the video that is at the other end of this link.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Yeah, but you can shut it up with it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2021:

I suspect he just lost the catering trade because I doubt the formerly happy couple or the father of the bride were at all pleased.... Somehow I think that rules out the repeat and referral trade....

Oh, & making fun of tRumpettes!

Castlepaloma comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Replace it all with plant living

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@Castlepaloma Here let me start it for you... Died from COVID thinking the vaccine was a conspiracy theory and thinking woo in the form of "holistic medicine" would keep him safe." He thought it was the flu and ended up suffocating from a Pulmonary Edema and winning his Darwin Award because he thought it was all a government conspiracy to make him cover his ugly face with a mask... Definitely proved that conservatives are not able to act in a rational or intelligent manner even when their own lives are at stake." There now that seems a good start how about you have your next of kin finish it for you?

Oh, & making fun of tRumpettes!

Castlepaloma comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Replace it all with plant living

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@Castlepaloma Calling bullshit on this unless you can provide a credible citation which means academic quality not Fox news or Qanon... Please have someone post your obituary when you die of COVID I can always use a good laugh.

Oh, & making fun of tRumpettes!

Castlepaloma comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Replace it all with plant living

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@Castlepaloma I am not the Q Sheeple who will die of COVID...

I live in Texas......

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

too nice a face to see the escape to Mexico champion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@glennlab After Teddy got those playtime gun boats for the Border Patrol ? I think they want him to get them some more so they had their own guys in Mexico yelling at the boats... WTF does the Border patrol need with pintle mounted M-60s anyway?...Are they terrified that a swarm of 8 to 10 year old kids are going to attack the border with AR-15s?...

😲😲😲😲😲😲

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 His name is probably Ben Dover or something close to it...

But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

silverotter11 comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Biggest 'shit happens' in weeks. I'm really surprised the gop has not tried to blame this on either Obama or Hillery.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@silverotter11 I haven't owned an idiotbox for about 30 years now...

😲😲😲😲😲😲

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 it says they don't have the young pope...

I live in Texas......

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

too nice a face to see the escape to Mexico champion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 "Oh noes those horrible cartel members was making fun of us..." Ted Cruz Usually they just shoot you Teddy ...

But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

silverotter11 comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Biggest 'shit happens' in weeks. I'm really surprised the gop has not tried to blame this on either Obama or Hillery.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@silverotter11 It was all over Shitter this morning...

😲😲😲😲😲😲

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Actually Baptists like little girls too... Their motto seems to be "no child left without one in the behind..."

But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

silverotter11 comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Biggest 'shit happens' in weeks. I'm really surprised the gop has not tried to blame this on either Obama or Hillery.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@silverotter11 They are more than a bit pathetic... Eric Trump was just on Fax whining how Biden had made 5 trips home to Delaware since taking office while his daddy was "hard at work" when the reality is he spent more than half the time in Floriduh golfing during his first 100 days.... Then he was complaining that Biden had turned his daddy's immigration policy into "a joke" now everyone is laughing at him and the Fox Noise host is facing a lawsuit from Dominion for Defamation as well... A billion dollar loss is going to end her career...

Oh, & making fun of tRumpettes!

Castlepaloma comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Replace it all with plant living

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@Castlepaloma Well you will be another one out of the genepool then won't you?...

But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

silverotter11 comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Biggest 'shit happens' in weeks. I'm really surprised the gop has not tried to blame this on either Obama or Hillery.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2021:

They did.... On Shitter one of them was saying that the ship's name (which they had wrong) was the same as Hillary's code name and the name of a shipping company involved in the human trafficking of children... https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/mar/25/facebook-posts/evergreen-ship-blocking-suez-canal-not-linked-hill/

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Alienbeing comments on Jan 2, 2021:

People who say any group is owned by the Koch family and expect people to take their word for it without proof, really love themselves. Prove me wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2021:

@Alienbeing You only voted for one Nazi?... Oh gee how progressive you are. Meanwhile the GQP is enacting voter suppression laws like the one in Georgia....

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Tejas comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Are you saying dems don't have any corporate masters? because id beg to differ. any true progressive laughs at people who identify as democrat, republican or libertarian

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2021:

Corporate Dems, Republicans, Libertarians and the TEA Party all have the same masters... Anyone who thinks different is a moron...

Even if it is piss I think Bryan is a better deal....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Yeah, poor taste, but not in as bad a taste as founding a religion!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2021:

Urine great shape with an opinion like that...

What the actual duck??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I do not want to kn ow where this is. I do not want to know who may use (or, especially re-use) this. As a matter of fact, @scurry , I don't even know if I want to know you right now!!! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

I want to know so I can avoid the place...

Bible 2.0...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Somebody nuke the creep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Actually records from all cultures of that era in the region fail to show the existence of Jesus....Also there is no archaeological evidence for him either to be found. So no it is not likely at all he ever existed except as a myth created by the Romans when they invented the religion to control the regions they were losing control of politically.

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee All of us but mostly we count to three before tossing a grenade...

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Respect back and don't drown in the pool it would be embarrassing...

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Thankfully I was adopted so I didn't inherit the defective gene that made me want to be stuck on a ship without women for months at a time....

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Yeah my father used to sing that one all the time because he thought it made him "cool" he was an ex-Squid....

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee I remember it differently we would toss the Squids out the windows or pile them in a corner then finish our drinks and leave you guys for the locals to handle. You do know what a Squid is right?.... A lower form of Marine life with no backbone...

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

Not a Marine but sure as shit the Army would have tried farting in the interlock and shit all over everything... Air Farce would have probably just flapped his arms and tried to fly home... Marines would have just humped it 20 miles back to base like I did back when I was in...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee Yeah those "cost cutting" measures under Trump really hurt didn't they?...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee That shit is so greasy I always thought it was the ducks...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee Pigeons just fly around shitting on everything until KFC gets hold of them... You didn't think those tiny things were chicken did you?...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

Well to be fair you don't see a lot of them in cities....

Jokes as old as time itself...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 22, 2021:

took a second LMAO

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2021:

I am sure many ex-Catholics "got it" long ago...

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@BD66 So obviously you never heard of a tunnel either right?... How about a self funding solution instead?... People who want a work visa can apply and pay $5,000 to process background checks, health exams and vaccinations, with all paperwork including ID cards or drivers licenses. If they can't find a job within a year they must return to their country of origin. If they are successful they can after 5 years renew their visas for $2,000 and after 10 years apply for citizenship. This is less money than hiring a coyote to smuggle them into the country and safer for everyone. The only reason we have a shortage of jobs here is the upper tier tax rate is so low for corporations they hoard the money instead of paying a living wage to Americans and move jobs outside the country in addition to refusing to pass on dividends to the investors like they should. What we need is a change in the way taxes are collected because billionaires are refusing to pay the small amount they are being charged which is what is running up the debt. Trumps tax scam added over 4 Trillion dollars to the national debt and people like you supported that in addition to letting big corporations cheat you out of the money they own you for investing in their stocks...

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@BD66 Building a wall is about the stupidest idea anyone could possibly come up with along our border.... Since the border is 1954 miles long it can never be secured by a wall... The Berlin wall was less than 70 miles long, manned 24 hours a day by armed guards with orders to "shoot to kill", was a double wall almost 12 feet high with a mine field between the walls, had contact sensitive wire, and the first day it was breeched and the man escaped. Over the years more than 2,000 people made it across to the West and it bankrupted along with the excessive military funding the USSR... I hate to inform you but most "illegals" came here with visas like the first hooker did and just overstayed ...

Just found this old one, but Posting it for "Women's History Month".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

The only reason anyone ever supported $hillary is corporate funding...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee I was forced to also and it pissed me off because I knew with the shit campaign she was running she was going to lose and we were the ones who would pay the price for it...

Could have been the cadberry egg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee hey it makes as much sense as any other explanation of where Easter Eggs come from....

Keeping it all in the family

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Adam wants to know if he can watch!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

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In 5 volumes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Wait until she assigns 2021 where Floriduh is at least 23 volumes... We need to seal off that state fast because their spring break disaster is going to reinfect the entire country will all new and more deadly strains of the virus...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee I hear Napalm works great as a disinfectant.... Just sayin...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 The code Duello applies in all countries that allow duelling which is none for over a century now... The code itself was written in 1777 and was adopted not only in Ireland but the entire continent as well as for a time in the US... https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/duel-code-duello-rules-dueling/

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Of course it is you didn't expect them to come up with real working ideas did you?...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 I don't have a picture handy of my outdoor female "Mama" but she looks a lot like Stashe the tuxedo cat in the picture. She is fixed now but she is the birth mother of Rocket the Siamese, Stashe and Bella. It took a long time before I was able to gain her trust and pick her up to take her to the vet for shots and everything. Ferals are difficult for you gain the trust of and it can take years to gain their trust.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@phxbillcee If there is a duel since she is the challenger I get to pick the weapons I didn't make the rules but that is the tradition.... I wonder if there is a precedent for naked wrestling ?...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 My boy has kept me alive for over 10 years now and is my therapy animal I have a letter from the VA he picked my Siamese girl to take over when he is gone finally which I hope won't be for many years and has been training the other two youngest as well. The youngest looks like him but slightly smaller in size but they are all great to have around even when they are tearing through the house at night.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 Yeah I am just fucking with you too my eldest cat is diabetic and receives insulin shots at 7AM and PM every day. I go through a Lantus solostar insulin pen every month for him so you know I am not stinting on cost by using the cheap stuff.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 Are you saying you want to eat me?... Sounds like fun I might just take you up on it someday if you are ever in the neighborhood...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 I have 4 extremely spoiled indoor only cats and a semi-feral who is also spoiled in the yard along with most of the neighborhood ferals that come over to eat because nobody else gives a crap about them... I have 4 Siamese kittens I am trying to tame is you want one...

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@1BrentMichael Which the treason caucus just voted against honouring.... As for ridding us of the Domestic terrorists the Patriot act can be used against them if the Democrats grow a pair of balls for once... "Section 802 of the USA PATRIOT Act (Pub. L. No. 107-52) expanded the definition of terrorism to cover ""domestic,"" as opposed to international, terrorism. A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act "dangerous to human life" that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping. Additionally, the acts have to occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States and if they do not, may be regarded as international terrorism. Section 802 does not create a new crime of domestic terrorism. However, it does expand the type of conduct that the government can investigate when it is investigating "terrorism." The USA PATRIOT Act expanded governmental powers to investigate terrorism, and some of these powers are applicable to domestic terrorism." Source: ACLU

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@phxbillcee Unfortunately the White supremacist terrorists have infiltrated the police forces all around the country and control the police unions so until these organizations are declared what they are it will be impossible to clean up police departments. Once these organizations like the Klan, Proud boys, Nazis, 3%ers and the rest are declared terrorist organizations their members can be charged as such and given sentences of 30 years monitored parole . No guns, no fly, no government jobs elected, appointed hired or as a contractor ... and no voting rights for the next 30 years while we clean up the messes they have made. Mark their licenses or IDs with D.T.P. for Domestic Terrorist Parolee.... My guess is their kids will grow up knowing better after watching dad and mom flip burgers for minimum wage ... All the other kids parents will have good jobs and live in nice homes which will give them a heads up on what their lives could be depending which side of the law they grow up on...

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Oh heaven forbid... After all it isn't like they go around shooting unarmed people now is it?...

What is yours?....

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 19, 2021:

They missed anti-maskers!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

That was the first pane...

According to the Georgia top cop the guy who shot up 3 massage parlors and murdered 8 people did it ...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Awarding the Medal of Freedom to Limbaugh forever tainted it

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

Every one of those medals Trump gave out should be revoked....

Who contributed more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Mark Fuckerberg apparently didn't do as much as he claims to create Assbook he just stole it from the people who did...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

@phxbillcee We honestly need to go back to taxing the living shit out of them... 90% is a good upper tier tax rate we had far less trouble with these assholes back then.

I didn't get one, Anyone else?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Well, I did, but it was an apple pie for some reason! :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 18, 2021:

Did it by chance look like this?...

Who contributed more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Mark Fuckerberg apparently didn't do as much as he claims to create Assbook he just stole it from the people who did...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@altschmerz Exactly just another rich entitled piece of shit...

I wonder what this book is about......

altschmerz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Read it and find out https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.149091

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@altschmerz It's all good I have it as an ebook but I am looking at buying a first edition for my library...

I wonder what this book is about......

altschmerz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Read it and find out https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.149091

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

This post was meant as a joke...

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A bit dusty?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 The Door into Summer effect... They want you to open the door and are convinced that if you open it often enough that eventually it will be summer out...

A threesome for mom....

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Help me find my keys and I'll drive us out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

You can always take the bus to the airport and fly out...

My two worlds coexisting!

racocn8 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

How the hell does Carl Sagan correlate with blasphemy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

Sagan on the God question: "Why are you in such a hurry to make up your mind?"

A threesome for mom....

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

One more! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

And one back at you...

LMAO Tucker just got bent over and nailed like he deserves... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Tucker is such a douche-canoe. I have a few videos on him in my "Late Night..." Group, including the one above.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

I have always though of Tucker as more of a well used colostomy bag...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 But living in Canada and having the benefits of socialism there you wouldn't know just how badly conservatives have fucked up the USA...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 Conservatives always use stupid semi-quotes from movies to make pointless statements...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 Since they don't show any how can we expect them to have any... Greed is not a virtue...

🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I hear that often follows after a loss of a spine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

@phxbillcee It was kind of like dynamiting fish in a barrel....

🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I hear that often follows after a loss of a spine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

I just couldn't resist the obvious musical parody that came to mind the moment I saw this meme...

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

1950debris comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I own badly made shirts just like that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

Actually most tee shirts these days are made in china so if you are over 5' 7" tall and would normally wear a large you need either an Enlarge or a extra length large. just another way the big corporations fuck us over because the extra length costs you 5 to 7 bucks more a shirt...

So I woke up this morning and while I was making coffee I boot up the computer and start checking ...

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What's Shitter & who's Gerald O?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

@FrayedBear I must admit though the time he got his ass beat by a Nazi on live TV was kind of amusing...