So I woke up this morning and while I was making coffee I boot up the computer and start checking ...

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What's Shitter & who's Gerald O?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

Shitter is a nick name for Twitter.... Geraldo is that stupid guy from Fox who made an ass of himself opening Al Capon's empty hidden vault... He thinks if he becomes a big enough extremest the White supremacists will embrace him and paint him White just like they are....

About time he did something useful....

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

That one's is too large to seal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

@FrayedBear You should actually try doing a poll on it because I am betting people are more likely to believe you sound like you have experience on the subject...Just the way people's minds tend to work... "It's not what you are thinking, it's just your dirty mind..." Anonymous

About time he did something useful....

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

That one's is too large to seal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

Saying that makes you sound like a man of experience....

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Colorado was one of the states that Texans were going to and causing a lot of problems they might still be stopping vehicles with Texas plates there likely you would be better off trying in Arizona...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 No and unfortunately most states are requiring people to have an ID card for that state to buy. Too many people from states like Texas going out of state to buy then driving home high so they ruined it for everyone. But if you know someone in that state they can usually buy for you but shipping can be very iffy...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 This is where I shop... https://captainjacks420.com/

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Same here if you are buying it for medical reasons you are tax exempt but personal use you have the 8% regular sales tax plus a few cents extra they add on for the schools in the district it is sold in...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Unless you are a university professor in Georgia being paid by the federal government producing it for "medical studies" which he was only able to produce a couple pounds a year while the government grant was 125K a year...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 We are weed friendly in this state you can get it for either medical or personal use but the prices are still up there and if you had a legal outlet buying your excess you could make an extremely comfortable living as a grower. Say you were making about 200.00 an ounce profit at 24 ozs per plant that would be 4800.00 a plant times six is $28,800 then divide that by 2 and you get an income of $14,400 a month. Even if you only produce one crop a quarter that is still far more than most people make each month...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 You can legally grow up to six mature plants like this that produce about 24 ozs each at a time here in California... Anyone who can smoke that much weed before that 8 weeks before the next indoor harvest has my respect....

About time he did something useful....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

For a second I thought he was passing a bong!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Oh noes it's a dong bong....

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Then she sees what beer you are drinking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Regular Coors is alright when you just want a sparkling water but Buttwiper light is just watered down piss...

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Then she sees what beer you are drinking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Well Buttwiper is not even a beer much less the king of them...

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

p-nullifidian comments on Feb 16, 2021:

As is the case with social media, the number of times a meme is regurgitated is of less importance than its origin, and in this instance I think it's likely tied to the creation myth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo The Jews when writing their new religion after being expelled from Palestinian by the Assyrians stole much of their ideas from the Babylonians. Much of Leviticus and the 10 commandments all come from there.

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

3, 5, 7, and other prime numbers in those times were considered to be special and Have "magical" powers. Silly I know but that is just how superstitions are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo In any case the Greeks did know and understand prime numbers. http://www.hellenicaworld.com/Greece/Science/en/Primes.html

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

3, 5, 7, and other prime numbers in those times were considered to be special and Have "magical" powers. Silly I know but that is just how superstitions are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo Well the problem with this thesis is that the center of research and knowledge during that age was Alexandra and most of that knowledge was burned by Christian fanatics under orders from the Patriarch Cyril after the public murder and rape of Hypatia so we have no real way of knowing just how much was really lost.

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Surfpirate Need an air compressor anyway for tires, cleaning and other reasons so I might as well use air power right?... With a 50 foot hose and a 15 gallon tank at 150 PSI I don't run out of air.

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Surfpirate I have a couple cases of nails in stock for household repairs and improvements.... I don't see running short anytime soon. In fact if I get things going right he is going to have more holes in him that the proverbial screen door in a submarine...

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

Funny I have a nice framing nail gun in the garage....

"Beat me baby, make me write bad checks" Anonymous Catholic School Boy

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

that brings back unpleasant memories

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@LenHazell53 Dressed as the proverbial "Nun of your lip?"

"Beat me baby, make me write bad checks" Anonymous Catholic School Boy

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

that brings back unpleasant memories

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

Didn't anyone warn you not to date a Nun?...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 I am shocked at the level of ignorance you bring to the conversation.... I am an anti-Theist.

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 From the Middle East yet... Surprising how many of them were running around back then...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 Hell is what you create of your life in your own mind.... If your mind is shit your life becomes shit...

So Spring is just two weeks away and I need to get my beach bod back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Fucked up that instead of worrying you might trip over your dick you have to worry about tripping over your underwear.... I guess this is old age and becoming a grown up when you finally realize it is never going to get that big...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bookofmorons Sadly by the time most guys figure this out they are so old it doesn't wave much anymore. Which is one reason boner pills are so popular...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 I don't think he can read he certainly can't think... He is like a diaper self absorbed and full of shit...

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

AtheistInNC comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I got a 90 day suspension notice a week ago for three posts in 2015, 2018 and August 2020. However, I contested them. Two were immediately forgiven with a "oops, sorry", and one I sent to their new supreme court. Havent' heard back on that one yet, but they've allowed me to post in the interim.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

I contested the two they were complaining about and sent them to their new court but I haven't been back in the meantime because even when they admit it was their mistake my account always remains locked anyway. Besides I don't really go there much anyway as I said I only started the account in order to find her in the first place so I really don't give a crap about it.

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Is FB becoming some sort of a North Korea online?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

It has been GQP central for a long time now with fake "purges" but the far right-wing groups are still there Assbook is helping them remain low profile.

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Sorry t hear about your loss and FB jail sucks becuase there's no real appeal

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

I find it amusing as hell actually...

Some marketing guy was either clueless or has a terrific sense of humor...

Hathacat comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Sad to say I don't know what DP is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

Depends on who you ask... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DP

Hard times are made easier with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Somebody get a damn lever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@phxbillcee Drill a blast hole in the right spot and use the correct charge and you split the rock neatly without fragmentation or damage to the people.... Read up on how shaped charges were discovered sometime the properties of certain types of explosives used in certain ways is amazing. Terrorist bombs are crude devices only designed to make big messes and cause fear. A properly designed shaped charge can imprint your signature in the side of a bank vault without damaging the contents or surrounding area at all...

Hard times are made easier with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Somebody get a damn lever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

"There are very few of life's little problems that can't be solved by the proper application of a little bit of high explosives..." A guy I served with in the USMC

Christians get excited over the strangest things....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Hit me, beat me, call me a no-show...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

"Beat me baby make me write bad checks..." Unknown

An oldie but a goodie...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

This is the reason it makes me happy that I am not genetically related to my family....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Thankfully....

DIY peeps

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

& let's see how soon the ants find the one stabilizing the table. We could form a pool & make some money on it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

Ants aren't stupid enough to eat those things.... Only people are that stupid....

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles With better government and heath care?.... *Just Sayin*

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles Yeah but his assistance was neither asked for or wanted... I think people should file wrongful death suits against him because he treated elderly people like they were trash to make himself look better politically just like Trump did with the entire country. Just because someone needs assistance living doesn't mean that a grandchild doesn't want to see them and get to know them while they are still alive. Little kids need a grandparent's influence as much and in some cases more than a parent's... Sorry to hear the UK is going to shit in a cesspool too. Hopefully both our countries will get rid of the conservatives infesting their government and survive these times.

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

That isn't what this is about.... He apparently shoved COVID infected people into nursing homes with uninfected patients causing the premature deaths of many of them. Then tried to cover it up by under reporting the deaths. Now of course women are starting to come out saying he sexually harassed them. Always easier to come out as a powerful man or woman's victim when they are starting to be exposed by their own actions... Remember NY could have had Cynthia Nixon but some misogynistic DNC corporate scumbag endorsed and worked behind the scenes to help him win instead... I wonder who that was?....

Worshiping the golden ass....

EllenDale comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I’ll second that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I'll turd it......

Worshiping the golden ass....

freedom41 comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I see 2 fools in that pic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 1, 2021:

And one of them is scratching his ass...

Worshiping the golden ass....

1950debris comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Even I understand that one

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 1, 2021:

Even the scratch and sniff part?...

Modern Christians on Jesus...

morlll comments on Feb 28, 2021:

So you think Romans would not have had guns if Jesus did? That hippy would have been crucified.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

This isn't about what I think....

Modern Christians on Jesus...

bookofmorons comments on Feb 28, 2021:

so the whole fable of his life and sacrifice would be pointless?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

Isn't it already?....

Modern Christians on Jesus...

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 28, 2021:

LMFAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

..................

Somebody is having a bad day....

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

going from bad to shitty

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@FrayedBear For a whale of a good time try this... https://youtu.be/yPuaSY0cMK8

Somebody is having a bad day....

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

going from bad to shitty

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 27, 2021:

Can you dig it?....

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@RealisticEyes @RealisticEyes Typical conservative... When faced with facts you whine about your inability to cope with reality and call it a "personal attack" because someone punctured your neat little unrealistic view of the world... According to your view more money means less buying power yet the minimum wage for the US has NOT increased since 2009 and hasn't seen enough of an increase to keep up with inflation for over 30 years. If your view was real then people in Red States still making 7.25 an hour should do fine with a single 40 hour a week job and be able to support a family while owning a home... While people like those in California where wages are high should be paying $25 dollars for a hamburger at McDonalds instead of the prices being the same... FYI the "99 Cent Only Stores" are a California based chain of stores, Also food prices here are some of the lowest in the country. My electric bills this year will total less (far less) than the average Griddy customer's did for the 5 days of freezing temperatures... Plus I don't have to hire a plumber to re-pipe my home because some asshole contractor did a shit job on it...

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@RealisticEyes Congratulations you just reinvented "Voodoo Economics" which has failed every time it has been used... Prices depend on demand not supply which is why we have 99 cent stores....

How many of us remember those days?...

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

With corporate big shots bringing home 20 to 30 million per year with tax loopholes, there isn't anthing left over for the extinct middle class. We have to pressure the elected officials to go back to the 75% tax rates for million dollar salary earners. That's the way it works best for our country, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@OldGoat43 Absolutely correct just like Hitler and Mussolini did...

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

And you would be completely wrong.... What would women in the workplace have to do with the failure of the government to raise the minimum wage or corporations sending good paying jobs overseas?... As the song says "Absolutely Nothing..."

How many of us remember those days?...

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

With corporate big shots bringing home 20 to 30 million per year with tax loopholes, there isn't anthing left over for the extinct middle class. We have to pressure the elected officials to go back to the 75% tax rates for million dollar salary earners. That's the way it works best for our country, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@OldGoat43 FDR tried to institute a medical program like Medicare for All but they wouldn't let him. If we could get rid of the corporate fraudsters in both parties we might have a chance. The guy the DOJ just convicted for being an unregistered foreign agent not only donated to Trump but also to Hillary Clinton and our new VP Harris...

How many of us remember those days?...

BD66 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

We wasted $6,000,000,000,000 "Winning" the Cold War. The result of our "winning" was American workers now have to compete on roughly equal footing with Chinese, Russian, Eastern European, and Southeast Asian workers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@BD66 Well I will give you simple-minded but that is about it... You completely evaded anything resembling the facts and presented us with a fiction you think is acceptable...

How many of us remember those days?...

TCorCM comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Isn't 45 million an understatement.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

The figure goes higher each year...

How many of us remember those days?...

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

With corporate big shots bringing home 20 to 30 million per year with tax loopholes, there isn't anthing left over for the extinct middle class. We have to pressure the elected officials to go back to the 75% tax rates for million dollar salary earners. That's the way it works best for our country, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

90% was better when Kennedy lowered it to 70% the problems started....

How many of us remember those days?...

BD66 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

We wasted $6,000,000,000,000 "Winning" the Cold War. The result of our "winning" was American workers now have to compete on roughly equal footing with Chinese, Russian, Eastern European, and Southeast Asian workers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2021:

@BD66 Seriously?... You really don't understand economics and progressive taxation at all do you?.... The Kuznet's curve which shows the percentage of wealth owned by the upper 10% of taxpayers is a nearly perfect inverse curve to the upper tier tax rate... Every thing you posted ignores this fact and glorifies the same policies that Texas used to destroy their own electrical grid...

How many of us remember those days?...

BD66 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

We wasted $6,000,000,000,000 "Winning" the Cold War. The result of our "winning" was American workers now have to compete on roughly equal footing with Chinese, Russian, Eastern European, and Southeast Asian workers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2021:

The "Cold War" has nothing to do with wages or inflation... Corporate greed is the problem and GQP politicians who keep cutting taxes on the obscenely wealthy assholes who pay them off with huge campaign contributions...

How many of us remember those days?...

bookofmorons comments on Feb 22, 2021:

it will trickle down eventually - Reagan. promised

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2021:

Sure we all believe that shit....

New housing project in Texas....

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 21, 2021:

I'll bet that the outhouse is up on top.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2021:

And the the tank will empty itself each Winter when shit freezes....

As an infrequent and light weight user - I’ve been there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2021:

When the munchies are a problem...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2021:

@Rudy1962 What good would it be to not have at least one for every occasion?...

Hard to tell everything is wobbly but burnt....

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 20, 2021:

French fries and ice cream baked! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@AnneWimsey The questions of this import simply MUST be asked after all where would we be without the answers?...

Hard to tell everything is wobbly but burnt....

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 20, 2021:

French fries and ice cream baked! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 20, 2021:

Is that ice cream deep fried?...

Always remember....

BD66 comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Socialist Christians.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@BD66 No that is NOT how it works... That is how Fascism works it takes the hate and lies to gain power making false promises then enslaves the entire country....

Always remember....

BD66 comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Socialist Christians.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@BD66 Cuba was a communist regime but you aren't educated enough to know that are you?... As for the Nazis they played the socialists who founded the party until they had power then murdered them to take the party to the far right and Fascism... Maybe if you were smarter you would study history and actually learn from it because as it stands your argument is that Trump is a Socialist...

Always remember....

BD66 comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Socialist Christians.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Not very smart are you @BD66 ?....Hitler murdered the Socialists and Communists after he took power....

Sounds real good to me....

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2021:

First up, well done on the sardonicism and autodidacticism, ya dun lernt good with the politics n religion n home ownership. From a considerable distance I can't help but wonder which vexillological emblem the Republic of Caliph will adopt during the secession from the "oh wait you don't have a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Kings are just welfare queens in drag...

When you have that talk with your son....

Behind-the-dog comments on Feb 16, 2021:

If it's anagram humor, it's automatically classy, right?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 16, 2021:

Either that or a pain in the butt...

....but it will change my DNA!!!!

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Yup, it might be an improvement.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 16, 2021:

No "might" about it...

I love cheeseburgers but I don't worship them...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

those cow wafers taste better than the Jesus wafers

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 15, 2021:

Even the Non-vegan ones...

I love cheeseburgers but I don't worship them...

Paracosm comments on Feb 15, 2021:

At least they exist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 15, 2021:

You can prove it too... #CanIHazCheezeBurger

"This year, use this!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2021:

And shoot them in the ass....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@FrayedBear Kick it....

Why they are voting no....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Even silly by American standards?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@FrayedBear "Because progress...."

Because progress....

Lorajay comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Definitely stealing this for Facebook and all of my Oklahoma oil patch friends.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@Lorajay Actually most of the skills they already have would be needed for setting up wind power generators. Kind of stupid for them to stay in a far more dangerous and low paying job when the product they work with kills 6 to 8 million people a year just from the pollution it creates... Mention that who knows when one of those millions might be someone they actually care about...

Why they are voting no....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Even silly by American standards?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 12, 2021:

No more so than the pipeline comic which the Canadians here didn't like so much... Mostly people just don't like having their noses rubbed in facts is all.

Because progress....

Lorajay comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Definitely stealing this for Facebook and all of my Oklahoma oil patch friends.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 11, 2021:

Let them know there is more money in clean energy jobs than oil anyway...

Head and shoulders

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Looks like Head and Shoulders works wonders on Gorilla glue....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@Geordielad2030 As dumb as some people are I am surprised nobody has tried epoxy yet....

Because progress....

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Those pipeline workers can not learn how to drive the tanker trucks to the coast for more pay.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 11, 2021:

Better yet learn how to put together wind power units and repair them.... Lots of money in that.

Romance in the South...

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 10, 2021:

A plastic ring lasts forever, and ever, and ever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 10, 2021:

It doesn't turn her finger green either...

Keep it in the family

Boomtarat03 comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Hahaha people will miss Trump aka the orange man😅

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2021:

Only on the later night comedy shows...

Should have been a Super Bowl ad....

CS60 comments on Feb 7, 2021:

The MAGA hats would’ve flipped their sh1t

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

Precisely.....

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

@Krish55 No that was the far right royalists who claimed it was... The same people who were busy stealing from the poor to give to the rich that the anarchists wanted to become....

When you don't have any of your own...

FrayedBear comments on Feb 7, 2021:

So popular that seemingly they have gone out of business.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

Probably because they ran out of dumb tasteless people to sell them to... After all it isn't like incels have a lot of use for a pair of balls...

Because sometimes you don't need to write a meme.... [florida.arrests.org]

FrayedBear comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Who? Why? Is it false news?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

Now it is the arrest record of one of the biggest losers in congress...

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

@Krish55 What an asinine comment.... If anarchist were left wing they would vote Democrat... Same goes for Libertarians. All you guys are is a bunch of non-thinking jerks who use the benefits of society in an effort to undermine it thinking somehow it will turn you from complete losers into kings...

Can someone please fix this site?

hankster comments on Feb 4, 2021:

this reply is just a test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2021:

@hankster I use Linux on a desktop and many people here were having problems. Just because you are one of the few who wasn't doesn't mean there wasn't a problem...

"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Does everyone carry $100 to the polling booth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@FrayedBear Are you on drugs again?...

"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Does everyone carry $100 to the polling booth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@FrayedBear No it doesn't.... Jeeze dude you are way off base.... Democrats are saying Trump was elected by fraud are they?... They didn't even say that in 2016. Read what the label on the fucking machine says...

"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Does everyone carry $100 to the polling booth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@FrayedBear I never said that did I?....

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@Krish55 You don't have too it is obvious from the things you say...

"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Does everyone carry $100 to the polling booth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@FrayedBear They are religious hypocrites but if you need more proof than that try these links... https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/.premium-cleveland-braced-for-rise-in-sex-trafficking-during-rnc-1.5414430 https://www.denverpost.com/2008/08/04/groups-predict-prostitution-spike-at-rnc/ https://nypost.com/2016/07/21/male-escorts-are-making-crazy-money-at-the-rnc/ https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5629167=1

"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Does everyone carry $100 to the polling booth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

Rallies don't have voting booths... Any Republican is going to take hundred dollar bills to a rally or convention so he can pay the hooker...

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@Krish55 Gandhi was an anti-colonial Nationalist... Indian beliefs are deeply fascist in the roots via the caste system.... The problem with people like you is you see the worst in yourselves reflected in others and it frightens you. You also see the best in others and mistakenly believe those attributes are yours when the fact is that you abandon humanity for personal gain or to blame your failure on others...

Christian girls are just so easy...

girlwithsmiles comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Oh man. Very naive lols.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2021:

And to think how many heads this soared over... Like a miscommunications satellite... I wonder how many tweets replied asking if it was a serious offer...

When Sesame Street got privatized... Things were never the same after that...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Not Bert and Ernie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

Yep they are going in the back door...

Even Charlie Brown knows but some are just too damned stupid to figure it out...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2021:

I thought Linus was smarter than that! :o

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

You mean the kid who sat in a pumpkin patch year after year waiting for the "Great Pumpkin" to come and give him candy?....

Which is why I love it so much...

powder comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Sociopaths don't get it either.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@powder trump wanted congress destroyed so he could stay in power... The only things that saved the day were that his followers were even more incompetent than he is and much of the capitol police force were loyal to this country even if there were 17 traitors on duty... His tampering with the National guard in keeping them from interfering with his attempt at killing Democrats in congress has already been documented...

Even Charlie Brown knows but some are just too damned stupid to figure it out...

bookofmorons comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Linus was always a bit innocent

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

More gullible than anything else...

Which is why I love it so much...

powder comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Sociopaths don't get it either.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@powder You really don't know what you are talking about they were NOT just after Pence only....

With potty training, we wait for the child to reach a certain level of maturity and comprehension ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jan 27, 2021:

my glasses fog up I prefer social distancing anyway.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@bbyrd009 So what you claim is that because the world death count is lower on the average than the US death count we should ignore precautions that most countries are using to keep their death count down?... What an amazingly stupid thesis you should like a Christian.... I think today's GOP is a death cult and you as every other member of that death cult should be subject to heavy fines and time in jail every time you violate common-sense restrictions that prevent the spread of the virus. I also think any future attempts at preparedness for the next pandemic should be held exempt from tampering by anyone including an elected president on pain of being charged with treason. We need an end to the policy of holding presidents and members of congress unaccountable for their crimes while they hold office. If someone in congress or the executive branch commits a crime the FBI should arrest them and the judicial branch should start the trial without delay. Once convicted they should be treated like any other felon or terrorist depending on the charges they were convicted of. If that were the case I sincerely doubt there would be as many as 25 Republicans left in congress right now...

With potty training, we wait for the child to reach a certain level of maturity and comprehension ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jan 27, 2021:

my glasses fog up I prefer social distancing anyway.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@bbyrd009 Apparently not since the 2.6 million is a low estimate on how many will die in the US alone...

Which is why I love it so much...

powder comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Sociopaths don't get it either.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@powder "Pelosi acting like a twat the other day re guns in congress, saying she's being threatened by some GOP members." You would be wrong on all counts... The GOP today is the party of domestic terrorism...