Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Thirst2learn You really are a moron aren't you?... Russia hasn't been communist since 1991.... As for what language that would be moronese... because it seems that is the only one you speak. You have no idea what you are talking about and this can be easily proven by asking you to name ONE SINGLE COMMUNIST DICTATOR ever elected by liberals anywhere in the world in say the last 300 years... Or if we want to make it simple any communist who ever ran for president in the US... Simply put for your simple mind the number is zero...

Got screwed....

LenHazell53 comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Unlike Rudy when she left Trump well and truly screwed, he at last could look back on the experience fondly

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

Actually according to what she said all she had to do was spank him with his fake Time magazine....

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Thirst2learn You always lie don't you?... You have to make shit up thinking you are winning but the reality is you lost so suck it up buttercup if you hate the US so much feel free to leave it for a fascist "paradise" like Russia...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Thirst2learn

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Thirst2learn You are mistaking the shitposts you make for mine... I would suggest you see a psychiatrist because you mistake idiocy for reality. The only side trying to install dictators has ALWAYS without fail been conservatives... AKA fascists like you...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Thirst2learn Yep that is exactly my point.... The point on your head needs to be filed off...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@Thirst2learn You just made zero sense.... Translated your one line reply says 'We are only committing treason and murder trying to over turn our freely elected government because (and here is where it gets good) "liberals want us to take away their freedom..."' Only a complete moron thinks that this kind of thinking isn't religious... Believing such things would be having to deny reality completely to believe in something so obviously false to every shred of evidence that it would be blind faith. Only religion uses blind faith...

Conservatives trying to figure out why they lost...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 16, 2021:

They always have the same line, "Can you explain to me?" I'm like, "Apparently not dimwit."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

I wouldn't dare insult dimwitts like that they are at least smart enough to see the insult... Conservatives these days are full blown morons...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@Thirst2learn Going to call bullshit on that.... What you are calling "conservative" is in fact psychotic.. Forcing a dictatorial government on everyone that benefits only a very small percentage of the entire community by murder and terrorism is by definition psychotic behaviour especially when you are thinking and behaving in these matters in a way that not only doesn't benefit you it only benefits 1/10 of a percent of the entire population...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@Thirst2learn You are referring of course to the neo-Nazis who have infested all the conservative parties right?... The ones who want to turn the country into a White Christian Male only society right? The ones like those who showed up to commit treason for the wannabe dictator Trump right?...

Travel advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I don't want to go down it but I can think of more than a few that would do the world a favor by taking that.... er... cut off if you will pardon the pun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@glennlab Well fuck a duck.... Must be something in the air or water down there... That causes them to act so .... er... fowl...

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@EarnestEccentric Your assumption is completely wrong it is capitalism without socialism becomes fascism which is what we are seeing in the US today.... Communism is a dictatorship while socialism is simply a governor on the engine of destruction of capitalism's abuse of power. Communism collapses into fascism as we saw with the USSR collapsing into the Putin regime because everything that could have prevented it like the voice of the people is gone.

Isn't that the truth!

Thirst2learn comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Liberals cope by voting in communist dictators

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@Thirst2learn's How many are going to turn you in?....

Organic only please....

altschmerz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Believe it or not I feel a little sorry for that guy. He's clearly got more than a few screws loose, and nobody thought to get him any help!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@FrayedBear Remind me where Keith Rupert Murdoch comes from....

Organic only please....

altschmerz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Believe it or not I feel a little sorry for that guy. He's clearly got more than a few screws loose, and nobody thought to get him any help!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@FrayedBear Yes Pot...

Organic only please....

altschmerz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Believe it or not I feel a little sorry for that guy. He's clearly got more than a few screws loose, and nobody thought to get him any help!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@altschmerz Considering how bad Australia has become he sounds like the pot calling the kettle black doesn't he?...

I ❤ Fruit. and bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Cling peaches help cure diarrhea...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@Larimar I used to love the prunes they tried to make us eat with the school lunches.... Not for eating mind you they were perfect for throwing though...

I ❤ Fruit. and bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Cling peaches help cure diarrhea...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@Larimar So you never heard of Mel Brooks as the 2,000 year old man?...

Organic only please....

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 15, 2021:

GREAT image...they're just waiting for their chance at you-know-who! "Squeal like a piggie, Donnie...."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo You know what they say right?... "You are what you eat..." Hey at least it's organic right?...

Organic only please....

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 15, 2021:

GREAT image...they're just waiting for their chance at you-know-who! "Squeal like a piggie, Donnie...."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

Makes you wonder doesn't it?... How many Shartcicles a day do you think he will eat?...

Dating sites be like....

Lorajay comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Cocks are just loud. Most of us would prefer to have a productive hen anyway.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

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Dating sites be like....

St-Sinner comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I am sending you a dick pic, I don't care

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

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New endorsement...

Youjaes comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Awww, maaaan, she used to be pretty!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2021:

She still is.... pretty ugly that is both inside and out...

Stop wondering if Trump supporters are Terrorists...

Budgie comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Wow that is horrendous, if said to a person in the streets you would report the person to the police immediately. What person wants to do that much damage to another and to innocent children?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2021:

@Budgie We can thank Fox and other fake news outfits for that... They have been promoting this their entire existence...

Yabba Dabba Doo....

freedom41 comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I'm sure there are other groups that want nothing to do with him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Like the human race?....

Stop wondering if Trump supporters are Terrorists...

Budgie comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Wow that is horrendous, if said to a person in the streets you would report the person to the police immediately. What person wants to do that much damage to another and to innocent children?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2021:

The poorly educated....

Stop wondering if Trump supporters are Terrorists...

LenHazell53 comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Amazing that a boiled egg could get a driving license

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2021:

Hey he lives in Texas.... I hear it snowed there so I guess hell does freeze over...

It can't be just me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2021:

I can handle the rum and tequila, but vodka literally gets me sick. (Drank too much at 18 - long story, quite interesting- I only know of it from others telling me).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend I remember telling people how faced I was and that after that I wasn't to be held responsible for my actions... Last thing I remember was barfing on the table and then waking up in bed. I couldn't even drink water until later in the day.

It can't be just me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2021:

I can handle the rum and tequila, but vodka literally gets me sick. (Drank too much at 18 - long story, quite interesting- I only know of it from others telling me).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2021:

I did that at 17 nearly a whole 750ml bottle and chased it with beer... I was hung over like a bastard for two days...

Anti- Math Extremists, LMAO!!!!

Pralina1 comments on Jan 11, 2021:

That’s too much teeth .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@Pralina1 Oral sex princess?...

Yeah, just like that! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If I had a head that looked like that I would consider wearing a wig...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I thought that looked like Harry...

Yeah, just like that! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If I had a head that looked like that I would consider wearing a wig...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I think I know the dude... Isn't his name Balzac?...

New endorsement...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Too many chlorox shots can do that

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Not Chlorox she has a BAC that never seems to go below 4.0...

New endorsement...

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That fat bitch is still alive? Why did I think she committed suicide like 10 years ago?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Couple years back she was paying for someone to take the college boards for her fat, lazy stupid brats remember?...

Big surprise eh?...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 12, 2021:

hopefully thats the only phone he has these days

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Hopefully he has a second one painted red that is just like it....

But she needs to work now! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Hi hoe hi hoe its back to work she goes....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I can't help it she just makes it so damned easy....

How they will look in the history books...

1BrentMichael comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Except that's a New York cop...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2021:

Honestly is there much difference?... Some are heroes and most are zeros

LMFAO!!!! Keeps writing itself!

FrayedBear comments on Jan 11, 2021:

An American joke?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2021:

He doesn't want to invoke the 25th amendment to remove his boss... Maybe he is still hoping for a pardon...

I get it now...

Babyoda comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2021:

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The new "open carry" for White people...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2021:

After taking all those selfies, then they go home and get rid of the facial hair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

Easy enough just go hunting with Dick Cheney...

The latest in MAGA nonsense is that 1984 is now here because Trump's Twitter account was banned.

K9Kohle789 comments on Jan 9, 2021:

So says the fake president.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@K9Kohle789 Well he did suck...

The latest in MAGA nonsense is that 1984 is now here because Trump's Twitter account was banned.

K9Kohle789 comments on Jan 9, 2021:

So says the fake president.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@K9Kohle789 Not a lot different from Hoover the Republican president before FDR was elected who played golf while the country went to shit....

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@Hages

The latest in MAGA nonsense is that 1984 is now here because Trump's Twitter account was banned.

K9Kohle789 comments on Jan 9, 2021:

So says the fake president.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

Actually he was elected which makes him the real one until the 20th of this month... He is just an incompetent lunatic is all...

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@Hages

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@Hages Sounds like you failed economics completely... No if you raise UPPER TIER TAX RATES you improve the economy if you lower them everyone except the top 1% suffers.... Taking money from the poor to give to the rich has always destroyed empires try reading some history as well... The French revolution would be an excellent place to start as well as the American revolution.... I tie the GOP to those dictatorships because the GOP is the same...

The new "open carry" for White people...

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 9, 2021:

What do you think goes through their minds when they smile for the photo?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

What minds?...

While the banjos are playing in the background, one must be reminded.

Theresa_N comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I rather like banjo music esp. with guitar and fiddle. Did you know Jerry Garcia was a banjo player and professional blue grass musician before The Grateful Dead? But Alabama is the least intelligent state and it wouldn't surprise me that they need this warning.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

Mississippi is the least Alabama is #2 if you will pardon the pun...

Oh the irony of it all...

scurry comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Are these these true? I've seen the taser/heart attack dude info multiple times, but not the others... They all seem plausible, but also very convenient...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

Yes they are...

Oh the irony of it all...

altschmerz comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Oooooooooh that's cold.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2021:

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" Klingon Proverb

Oh the irony of it all...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Love them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@FrayedBear Republicans used to be decent people who had a different way of seeing the economy but today they are mostly KKK members, Neo-Nazis and other assorted racist scumbags.

Oh the irony of it all...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Love them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven This quote is ironic as hell because Larry Niven was a "die hard" Republican...

Keven Sorbo opens his fat stupid mouth Lucy Lawless shuts it with her fist... GoZenaGo

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Becuz us leftists drive around with drump/confederate flags crammed in our trucks aaaaaall the time.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

The ones who started this lie are the Washington Slimes who are owned by the Moonie cult...

Just a little coup humour....😉

bookofmorons comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Bagpipe concerts

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@bookofmorons As I said unfair comparison because you don't need security at a bagpipe concert....

Just a little coup humour....😉

bookofmorons comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Bagpipe concerts

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@bookofmorons I did... Bagpipe music has a built in security feature as I said so a bagpipe concert would chase people away to save their hearing and sanity.... That makes it an unfair comparison...

Oh noes another dirty socialist... Remember to share these with Republicans you know...

callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@callmedubious Which is why you need to have a high upper tier rate.... If you limit the gold you limit their rule...

Works for me...

Mcflewster comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nailing up is a prolonged death and a worse fate than beheading. Kings who did not fit have had a range of 'snuffings' too. IMO he was more of a regal figure than a pretend ' savior ' but I would prefer to keep him alive along with many Jihadi criminals because there is a chance that rational people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Mcflewster Damned DNC caused all this when they screwed with us in the primaries and told us we had to vote for Hillary.... Did the same thing again with Biden and we still bailed the bastards out but they are getting complacent again already and frittering around trying to make nice with the same people who did this to us. Fuck waiting to 2024 we need to vote out the corporate DNC in 2022

Works for me...

Mcflewster comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nailing up is a prolonged death and a worse fate than beheading. Kings who did not fit have had a range of 'snuffings' too. IMO he was more of a regal figure than a pretend ' savior ' but I would prefer to keep him alive along with many Jihadi criminals because there is a chance that rational people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Mcflewster If they supported Trump you can put them on the side of out on their asses... If they support any of these extremists they are NOT Americans or patriots they are just scumbags...

Just a little coup humour....😉

bookofmorons comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Bagpipe concerts

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

Not fair bagpipes provide security all by themselves.... You can't be within 50 meters of one for more than a few seconds without being disabled by a migraine...

Why all the fear Christians?...

Paul4747 comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Those aren't real Christians. No REAL Christian woman would be wearing something that hot looking out in public. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

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Just a little coup humour....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Considering cops let them in and the two highest members of the capital hill police were complicit (Sgt of Arms of both the House and Senate) I would say that a Pez dispenser had better security...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Freespirit64 Shit as old and decrepit as I am I could have held those steps on my own with nothing more than an AA-12 (Only the first drum loaded with rubber bullets and another two dozen with buckshot) and a dozen Claymore mines.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchisson_AA-12 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Claymore_mine

Never forget, these roads were built by government employees in times of peace.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Actually they did use engineers to design their roads..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@glennlab They were also engineers in wartime as well... Look at Hadrian's wall... https://www.pinterest.com/pin/354095589428131260/

Oh noes another dirty socialist... Remember to share these with Republicans you know...

callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@callmedubious

Only one dead and five wounded how disappointing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Update: the death toll now stands at 4 the other three for "medical reasons" which means the tear gas released by both cops and Trumpanzees is my guess...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@bookofmorons Hopefully the dirty cops will be charged with his or her death.... Update according to the official news many cops were injured but none have died.

Only one dead and five wounded how disappointing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Update: the death toll now stands at 4 the other three for "medical reasons" which means the tear gas released by both cops and Trumpanzees is my guess...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@bookofmorons Thanks to the FBI stepping in there are now 53 arrested with hundreds (hopefully thousands) more expected. Congress is also looking into capitol police behaviour including lack of protection, removal of barricades, opening doors for terrorists and joining with terrorists while taking selfies with them. Also two state legislators are looking at charges for supporting sedition as well including a newly elected Republican from West Virginia who was a part of the break in...

Foster's Wisdom

BDair comments on Jan 6, 2021:

If you think the FDA (F-Duh) and USDA (US-Duh) have your best interests in mind, they don't.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@BDair Considering that Flint water got to be Flint water because of Republican corruption..... Remember Rick Snyder who bankrupted the state and reverted the clean water to other parts then supplied Flit with water from the Detroit river as a "cost cutting measure?... Remember that the Republican party has refused several times to allow passage of a bill to rehabilitate the contaminated water system?... The Koch boys were propping Rick Snyder and the Republicans up with hundreds of dollars to keep them from "wasting money" on things like cleaning up the water that they were helping to make even more contaminating.... So how about some facts on your part?... Especially when you consider that Whitmer has faced nothing but problems since taking office including resistance from Republicans in the state legislature on everything including funding repairs to the water system they helped destroy, COVID-19 policies that would have saved lives and even a terrorist plot against her life by Republican fanatic militia members.

How fitting...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Cant wait to see the end of him

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

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All you can eat.... Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhht...

oldFloyd comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Man, I was just scrolling down, now my eyes hurt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@oldFloyd You think this is bad you haven't seen anything yet... "How fitting..."

All you can eat.... Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhht...

oldFloyd comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Man, I was just scrolling down, now my eyes hurt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

Poor baby have you tried eye drops?...

For those of you who like graphs.

Theresa_N comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Another thing FB gave us, jesus on toast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

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Works for me...

Mcflewster comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nailing up is a prolonged death and a worse fate than beheading. Kings who did not fit have had a range of 'snuffings' too. IMO he was more of a regal figure than a pretend ' savior ' but I would prefer to keep him alive along with many Jihadi criminals because there is a chance that rational people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Mcflewster Before you call me names remember kissing their asses and letting them off the hook for the crimes they have committed has never worked. We need to stop tolerating the intolerable.

Works for me...

Mcflewster comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nailing up is a prolonged death and a worse fate than beheading. Kings who did not fit have had a range of 'snuffings' too. IMO he was more of a regal figure than a pretend ' savior ' but I would prefer to keep him alive along with many Jihadi criminals because there is a chance that rational people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Mcflewster No we charge them with the crimes they committed like Sedition and take away their rights to own guns as well as vote. We make sure they do time in real prisons or give them an option to surrender their citizenship and leave the country forever if they can find a country that will take them.... I here Russia is their kind of place so dump their asses off on Putin.

Works for me...

Mcflewster comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nailing up is a prolonged death and a worse fate than beheading. Kings who did not fit have had a range of 'snuffings' too. IMO he was more of a regal figure than a pretend ' savior ' but I would prefer to keep him alive along with many Jihadi criminals because there is a chance that rational people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

Never work they are all to stupid and self centered to learn. Religitards never learn otherwise they wouldn't be religitards.

Oh noes another dirty socialist... Remember to share these with Republicans you know...

callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@callmedubious Cori Bush four days into her first term has written a bill to expel all 11 Republican Senators who supported the coup along with more than 100 Republican members of the house. Many of the terrorists who invaded the capital building were carrying the Gladstone flag which is used as a symbol of the Libertarian party....

Works for me...

racocn8 comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Can I be the one to give him gall with a sponge? Who get's to lance his chest to make sure he's dead?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

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Wait, what kind of dog are they talking about!!??

Theresa_N comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Yeah, that's my dog, consuming dead people, it takes her a few days though, she only weighs ten pounds.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@TCorCM Depends on the cat, all mine are extremely protective of me and growl when someone comes to the door or if a delivery truck stops outside at the curb...

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!! (2 images)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Fucking Fund-duh-mentalists actually use this book in their schools as a part of their "sex ed" classes which goes towards explaining why their teen girls are the ones getting most of the abortions in this country... https://youtu.be/aG5Y4VXlk-w

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@scurry The song is "God's Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oats... It's a dirty little ditty about taking it in the ass for Jesus... All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a Godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this ones the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything but... Everything but... Everything but Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, Polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays Because those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the ...

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!! (2 images)

Wisterious comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Omgosh, please tell me that's not a real book! ...and if it is, you bought it? 🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

Far right-wing Christians actually use this as a part of their religious schools indoctrination for "sex ed" no wonder Baptist teens are the most likely ones to get an abortion....

Rally for Darwin lovers tomorrow....

scurry comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Darwin Deniers maybe.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

Not after the national guard fires the first volley....

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callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@callmedubious Well Warnock took one of the Georgia seats from what I understand which would allow the impeachment of at least 13 Republican Senators. Doubtless though Nancy Pelosi will refuse to do any damned thing even though 11 of those Senators will be obviously guilty of sedition.... Over 100 Republicans removed from the House and Senate would be an excellent start...

Rally for Darwin lovers tomorrow....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Since DC has banned guns from 1000 ft from the rally, I'll bet that they are going to be surprised when they get arrested for a gun crime and can no longer posses or buy a gun or ammunition in any of the 50 states.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Since the National Guard has already been called in for this event I foresee a lot of arrests and even some examples of Darwin's Theory in action...

Rally for Darwin lovers tomorrow....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Since DC has banned guns from 1000 ft from the rally, I'll bet that they are going to be surprised when they get arrested for a gun crime and can no longer posses or buy a gun or ammunition in any of the 50 states.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

DC has very strict laws on guns with open carry being a very serious felony...

Rally for Darwin lovers tomorrow....

freedom41 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

That is well thought out meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

I cracked up when I saw it on Twitter... The biggest reason Trump's followers are incels is they can't afford to pay a hooker...

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Hages Two opposite sides of the coin the first was a fascist the second a president both fought WW 2.

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Hages Actually they are not contributing they are parasites. They don't pay much if any in taxes, they take huge subsidies, and they employ the minimum number of workers at the lowest salaries possible leaving the middle class to fund programs like welfare, food stamps and medicare. If you want to make wild claims I suggest you study the matter so you can properly phrase falsehood like these... These huge corporations depend on our infrastructure which is outdated and collapsing yet refuse to pay their fair share of taxes to maintain that infrastructure. Instead they opt to buy politicians to keep their taxes low and run up debt.

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Hages Major General Smedley Butler was known for his honesty and patriotism... Prescott Bush (Yes father of HW Bush) was well known for his dealings with the Nazis and got very rich from those dealings. Henry Ford and many others were also known to have both dealings with Hitler and sympathised with his causes. The fragments of Standard Oil were supplying Hitler with oil and after Germany was black listed for trade re-flagged their fleets in South America and continued to trade with the Nazis, Spain, Italy and Japan meeting their ships at sea and transferring oil to enemy tankers. The German air force would have never been much of anything if General Motors hadn't sold the Nazis Tetra Ethel Lead for their fuels so they could use the higher compression engines without them burning out of self-destructing in mid-air. "In August 1938, a senior executive for General Motors, James D. Mooney, received the Grand Cross of the German Eagle for his distinguished service to the Reich. "Nazi armaments chief Albert Speer told a congressional investigator that Germany could not have attempted its September 1939 Blitzkrieg of Poland without the performance-boosting additive technology provided by Alfred P. Sloan and General Motors"" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_P._Sloan Even Coca Cola had dealings with the Nazis and after trade was blocked the Nazis used fruit flavourings instead this is the origins of Fanta. Even Walt Disney was a Nazi Sympathizer. https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/nov98/nazicars30.htm

Will Christians ever learn to read their own bible?

GEGR comments on Jan 5, 2021:

The Crazies ( especially these Inbred bible Thumpers ) Will Never Learn . A "believer" that I worked with claimed that he Never read the bible and Refused to read a newspaper told me that his Pastor told him "HOW AND WHAT TO THINK" . You can Never Help People Who are This Wilfully Stupid !!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Kind of the whole point of this post...

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Hages When someone has no interest in building the country and has the sole interest in controlling it by financial manipulations so they can turn it into a dictatorship that is anti-American... I am not an extremist the Kochs have funded right wing extremism since their father returned from the Soviet Union after WW 2. What we are seeing today is the second Businessman's coup the first time they tried was when FDR took office... https://www.npr.org/2012/02/12/145472726/when-the-bankers-plotted-to-overthrow-fdr https://www.arcadiapublishing.com/Navigation/Community/Arcadia-and-THP-Blog/September-2018/Smedley-Butler-and-the-1930s-Plot-to-Overthrow-the

Kill em all....

abyers1970 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

My question is How can something that’s supposed to be so perfect make something as imperfect as man that he would want to kill it. You’d think he would make us perfect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Not only that but he is supposedly omnipresent meaning he is living in both the past and future so he would have known already he was making a mistake before he supposedly created man as well as how to prevent those mistakes.

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Hages Anti-American agendas which is why all their meetings are done after they drive past heavily armed check points in limos with blacked out windows.... Nobody wants to be declared a Nazi and have the Koch stink on them even if it is true.

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Hages comments on Jan 5, 2021:

There are other big and influential donors out there like Sheldon and Miriam Adelson. I understand that the Kochs are very rich but the Republican Party and Libertarian Party is not "owned" by them. You're over-emphasizing the influence that the Koch Brothers have on the political process. The one ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Sheldon Adelson is a member of the Koch donor organization...Along with most of the biggest names on Wall Street or in Silicon Valley... They claim they have moderated thewir beliefs but they are still the same crooks and trying to buy the other side of the isle as well which is why they now have several DNC senators and a bunch of DNC members of the house on their payroll... https://projects.propublica.org/graphics/koch The American Legislative Exchange Council is owned by them as well and has had on its membership rolls people like Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.... https://kochcash.org/the-kochtopus/

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callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@callmedubious Yet still his attitudes remain with us. Don't believe me walk up to the next 100 people and ask them if socialism is good or bad and why they think so... My bet is that most of them will start saying shit that makes it obvious they don't even know what socialism is...

Who is a dirty socialist?....

FrayedBear comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Abe Lincoln the biggest loser - so successful that someone shot him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2021:

He won the presidency and the civil war. Hardly a loser it was a loser who shot him...

Will Christians ever learn to read their own bible?

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 4, 2021:

The same thing as the Taliban not reading the Koran.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Fundamentalist Christians are often called the American Taliban...

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Alienbeing comments on Jan 2, 2021:

People who say any group is owned by the Koch family and expect people to take their word for it without proof, really love themselves. Prove me wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@Alienbeing Yet you still support the party of Adolph Hitler when you vote.... https://twitter.com/i/status/1344681200598745092

So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a ...

Alienbeing comments on Jan 2, 2021:

People who say any group is owned by the Koch family and expect people to take their word for it without proof, really love themselves. Prove me wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@Alienbeing The one who needs mental help is you.... You sound like a Roy Moore supporter...

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callmedubious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

back when IKE was POTUS ppl were more aware of what was really going on in the economy & govt & wouldn't have accepted the ridiculous policies that have led to extreme income inequality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Unfortunately they did which resulted in the McCarthy era and "The Big Red Hunt"

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FrayedBear comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Is #1 the answer to the c19 recession & budget deficits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2021:

Also keep in mind that a living wage for workers is extremely important to affordability for the working class. I saw an example today where the Tennessee Valley Authority which is a federal government controlled entity dating from the FDR era is now shutting off electricity and water to customers who can no longer afford to pay their bills due to the pandemic. In Memphis the article stated that because of the low wages in that state the average person before the pandemic was paying over 25% of their earnings for subsidized electricity and water supplied by the US government. California doesn't have these subsidizes in water or electricity yet last month my bill went up due to what is called a cold snap (aka way colder than average temperatures) and my total of gas, water, electricity and city services (trash, street cleaning, etc) went up to nearly 7% of my monthly income. So much for the claim of lower cost of living in the red states eh?...

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FrayedBear comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Is #1 the answer to the c19 recession & budget deficits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2021:

Notice that with a 90% upper tier tax rate the middle class wealth increases drastically and the bottom 90% of wage earners gradually shows a gain in economic wealth through investments, home ownership and savings. Meanwhile the upper 1/10 of a percent is forced to share their wealth with those working for them instead of hoarding it. The Upper tier tax rate shows an inverse curve to the amount of hoarded wealth which is the prime moving force behind poverty. This information is cited in the graphs and pretty obvious to anyone that progressive taxing works while trickle down when the upper tier goes down is a myth. This is easily proven by looking at two separate dates in the curves which are 1963 when JKF lowered the upper tier to 70% and 1982 when Reagan lowered it to 28% and started taxing Social Security. Thomas Piketty noticed the wealth inequality in the Kuznets curve but didn't notice the inverse curve in the upper tier tax rate and instead erroneously blamed the upper tier's wealth percentage decrease to "civil disturbance and wars" which while it did have a small effect causing minor fluctuations in an otherwise relatively smooth curve (no curve is perfect and only looks so if you smooth it out) it is the upper tier rate which is the primary match to the Kuznets curve.

really good deal, just have a mop ready for the blood.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2021:

https://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 3, 2021:

@FrayedBear Think of it as pissing down his back and telling him it was his god....