Follow me for more last minute gift ideas...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Yeah. Don't know why but balloons often are the last things put up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Er.... Hate to break it to you but those are NOT balloons.... they are used condoms....

Santa the day after....

Canndue comments on Dec 4, 2021:

One too many cookies

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2021:

Rum raisin?....

Not my Christmas and no kids on lap

JackPedigo comments on Dec 4, 2021:

JFC, some people have noooo shame. What's he advertising - diet pills - before?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2021:

G-strings...

Republican Christmas....

waitingforgodo comments on Dec 3, 2021:

To be completely authentic a merkin nativity would eschew the donkey, sheep and stables.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

And replace it with a Trump hotel, a Republican Senator and a high priced (and underage) hooker...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray If they did sentence them to a firing squad I would volunteer for it and do the job for free or even pay them for the privilege .... I would also be sure the rounds in my weapon were live the Trump administration killed my daughter with their misinformation about COVID....

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@Gnarloc Then prison and life as a homeless bum afterwards should suit him perfectly...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray Actually that same self serving rancid pile of Cheeto shit had appointed the head of the DOJ at the time that was investigating him... Right now there are priorities and they are a bit strained even going so far as to have to hire more than a thousand new people to clear up the messes on the federal level alone...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray This time they stepped over that borderline....

Republican Christmas....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 3, 2021:

Lol.... Seems like you are an aggressive atheist. But please carry on....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

Better than knocking on people's doors and trying to recruit them into a psychotic cult... Why is it Christians call us aggressive when they are the ones trying to force you into their cults?... Oh yeah deflection...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray We shall see won't we... They depend on there not being one but the law is clear they must be prosecuted or we will have to keep fighting this battle over and over again.

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

Apparently the "leaders" in the crowd were given burner phones to contact Trumps family and Mark Meadows and that is going to be the final nail in the coffin for the whole bunch....

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@Redneckliberal Nah life as a destitute and homeless bum on the streets would be far more fitting... Especially in a foreign country.

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Cawthorn should be recalled to service, court-martialled and dishonourably discharged...

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@LadyLinK There are at least a dozen more like this.... Apparently he made some comments about the "Bronies" and they all started trolling him.

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@LadyLinK Then you will probably like this too... https://youtu.be/bO26949ONz8

When you are mad as hell Joe Biden intercepted your shipment at the border.....

Theresa_N comments on Dec 2, 2021:

LOL, dammit, that darn Biden seizing my Fetanyl. Where's the outrage?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Just wait until the dealers start asking "Where is my money bitches?"

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@St-Sinner Now there once again you look like an ass... Though I am probably insulting the poor ass. The rich have been evading their taxes since Ronny the Raygun took office and got drunk with that moron Laffer who thought lowering taxes on the rich was a "good idea" which is what helped cause the problems we now face...If you want to know how badly your ideas work just look at Russia and India....

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@FrayedBear Actually the cost depends on education and ability.... I do have knowledge of chemistry That could allow me to produce the materials to do that job and the chemicals are available at hardware and grocery stores. The question is would I and to that the answer would be a firm no for two reasons... First is I have no use for it (Unless I buy a large piece of property and need some very large stumps removed. Though no doubt a D-6 would be a better and safer option.). Second is that I have no use for those who would want such materials...

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@FrayedBear Retail price and cost of manufacturing are two completely different matters... Not only are real grenades illegal on the open market but I hear on the black market they go from 1,000.00 to 1,500.00 each... Personally I would advise you not go that route as you are likely to be dealing with an undercover cop and the penalty if you are caught is really severe.

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@FrayedBear Damn more stupid heard from.... Most truckers have found that as much as they love the job by the time they pay for fuel and truck maintenance they can make a better living staying at home and working a regular job. 24K a year is not enough to raise a family on and the companies won't pay more than the minimum requirement in the DOT regulations and that fucking pile of shit "mayor Pete" isn't about to upset the corporations so it has to be done under congressional authority.... Quite frankly I don't see that happening as they will claim it "will cause inflation" when at this time the reverse is true....

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@FrayedBear No they aren't.... But if you can get some of those Israeli phones they were selling to Hamas they are even better than a Samsung after all people were know to lose their head over them.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@St-Sinner You are thinking of your butt buddy the Dumpster.... Gad you are a fool for believing the crap churned out by the GQP and the Reaganites of the DNC...

Showing cattatude

bobwjr comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Grumpy cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

Looks a lot like my girl Rocket that came with my house...

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

We should consider giving them away free to anti-vaxxers... Speed up the process a bit...

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@St-Sinner When are you going to get it?... Sanders IS a moderate.... He is the closest thing to a a political center we have in government today.

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@St-Sinner Congress needs to be the ones to take action .... Say thanks to the Hillary-wing and the GQP for the lack of action...

Have some laughter on Omicron 😅

NHjulie comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Sad but so true. Hoping that the initial reports of it not being as "lethal" is true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

Hope is about as effective as....

Have some laughter on Omicron 😅

Canndue comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Anyone else tired of this whole pandemic thing…

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

The only way this "pandemic thing" is going away is for dumbasses to either get vaccinated or die off already....

This is the best idea yet.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Here is the most appeasing mixed salad..... Sanders + Pelosi + McConnell + McCarthy + Cruz + Gosar + Marjorie + Gaetz + Boebert + Biden + Harris + Ilhan Omar Add some extra pathetic sauce to go with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2021:

@St-Sinner Deserve it for what?... Obviously you hate the ones working for the people instead of throwing them under the bus whenever the dark money PACs wave money at them in exchange for more corporate welfare... You Reagan RepliC.U.N.T.s are the ones who caused Trump to get elected and are now whining at the results and blaming everyone but yourselves for the mess YOU made...

Why I don't bother putting up a tree in my house.... It gives my cat ideas.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I'm king of the indoor forest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2021:

And the reason it stays up so long is you can't get the furry little bastard out of the tree....

This is the best idea yet.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Here is the most appeasing mixed salad..... Sanders + Pelosi + McConnell + McCarthy + Cruz + Gosar + Marjorie + Gaetz + Boebert + Biden + Harris + Ilhan Omar Add some extra pathetic sauce to go with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2021:

Gad you really are stupid at times aren't you?... Replace those last two names with Clinton, Joke Munchkin and the bimbo from AZ and you have it right...

Christmas eve at my house....

bobwjr comments on Nov 27, 2021:

Evil kitty lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2021:

If he was evil he would be pissing on those cookies....

They were just trying to make us stronger! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2021:

Like the time my father fixed my bikes brakes for me (nothing was wrong with them before he greased them)....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 He was not mechanically inclined...I had to kick the rear end of a car that backed out of their driveway as I passed on a downhill slope on the way to school the next morning but after I stripped and cleaned the brakes when he got home he did respect my request to never work on my bike again....

Thanks Canada How they see us

itsmedammit comments on Nov 26, 2021:

Can't tell from the photo, but that woman is missing two front teeth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2021:

What do you say to a Redneck beauty queen?... Nice tooth....

Thanks Canada How they see us

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 26, 2021:

In close quarters, I'd put my money on the Canuck, we know how to get down and dirty in the corners and up against the boards, born and bred to it. LMAO

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2021:

@SnowyOwl For some reason that doesn't inspire much in the way of confidence....

Thanks Canada How they see us

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 26, 2021:

To be honest I would have to say that most Canadians see Americans as crazy cousins and by that I mean that (setting the handgun thing aside) we see Americans as much like us but they let their nutcase run around free range instead of giving the mental health care that they need. Get some Universal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2021:

@SnowyOwl Doesn't help when the whole world dumps their crazies off on us.... FYI California is pushing hard to get the state on Medicare for All which is going to freak out the health insurance and pharmaceutical companies....

Happy Skanksgiving.... [urbandictionary.com]

ChurchLess comments on Nov 25, 2021:

Classy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2021:

It is a real holiday in St Louis....

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Probably just fear of the unknown, they know guns but they have never cracked open a book because they can't read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2021:

@Tejas Only an idiot like you would think that.... I am wondering now how many books you condemn and would be happy to burn...

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Probably just fear of the unknown, they know guns but they have never cracked open a book because they can't read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Tejas The person lacking integrity here is you.... In fact you have so little use for it I am surprised you can spell the word...

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

racocn8 comments on Nov 24, 2021:

I'm sure they all approve of Mein Kampf... (and for a few, The Prince).

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

But want all Toni Morrison's books burned and librarians put in prison or executed....

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Probably just fear of the unknown, they know guns but they have never cracked open a book because they can't read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Tejas Stop watching fake news it isn't real... The only reason Rittenhouse got off was the judge is a corrupt Trumpanzee... I am sure your fake news channel also claims the Texas clock tower shooter only fired in self defense also...

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

Castlepaloma comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Alot of this wacko media about teenager guns came from one story about Rittenhouse boy. Done some part-time security supervisor in dangerous riots and mugged in world traveled places. With a few life threatening situations. Lucky nobody got seriously harmed. From the film I saw where he shot ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Castlepaloma You been smoking way to much and have a case of the "Noids..."

Why does this not surprise me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Gnusfreak?...Please they are a joke and one of the co-owners is under indictment.... There is more evidence for Spiderman, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and the Pilsbury Doughboy that there is for Jebus Crisp....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Those kind of dreams are called sexual fantasies.... or wet dreams...

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Probably just fear of the unknown, they know guns but they have never cracked open a book because they can't read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Tejas Keep thinking that... https://youtu.be/DS9USKP0f2o

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Probably just fear of the unknown, they know guns but they have never cracked open a book because they can't read.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Tejas Tell that to Rittenhouse and his corrupt judge....

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

Castlepaloma comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Alot of this wacko media about teenager guns came from one story about Rittenhouse boy. Done some part-time security supervisor in dangerous riots and mugged in world traveled places. With a few life threatening situations. Lucky nobody got seriously harmed. From the film I saw where he shot ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

You need to lay off the fake news and meth guy... https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/vio.2018.0021

Republicans can you please answer this question in a way that makes sense....

St-Sinner comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Republicans... *"We have no problem with books we have better ideas about education such as vouchers to parents to pick schools of their choice, no government funded student debt and no student debt waivers. All student debt will be managed by private parties, not the government. If we go down your ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

Yet privatization is always more expensive with less value.... Socialist schools took us to the moon while privatization has taken Texas into both moral and financial bankruptcy.....

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

BD66 comments on Nov 24, 2021:

lib·er·tar·i·an noun 1. an advocate or supporter of a political philosophy that advocates only minimal state intervention in the free market and the private lives of citizens. "no true libertarian would ever support a culture where citizens must show their papers to travel" 2. a person who ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2021:

Congratulations you have officially proven your IQ is under 60....

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

racocn8 comments on Nov 23, 2021:

One may well be spooked by all the parallels between the Nazis and MAGAs. The German Big Lie was that Germany didn't really lose the Great War (WW1), but were betrayed somehow (by those Jews). The evangelical Lutherans and Catholics were all too happy to look the other way ( support) the ongoing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

The word "tool" only differers from "fool" by one letter.... and fools never learn from history they always have to learn the hard way and by then it is far to late...

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Do you know Nazi were adored, loved, looked up to, respected and sought after for country friendships until they were defeated and the atrocities came out? Our favorite American president JFK's father was their big sympathizer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Plus most of corporate Wall Street elite...

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 23, 2021:

As a Lefty Libertarian I support your right to freedom of expression. Feed and house the poor because it is so much cheaper than incarcerating them for stupid offenses like possession and other nonviolent crimes. Some people need to be controlled and dominated but they would be the minority if ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@SnowyOwl And yet they have already been involved in buying politicians at the local level for a number of years.... https://vancouversun.com/news/politics/daphne-bramham-lessons-for-canada-from-how-the-koch-brothers-hijacked-democracy

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

NostraDumbass comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Hey, maybe it’s another Antifa false flagger.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

For some reason I find that doubtful....

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

Tejas comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Yet again you prove yourself to be lacking intellect and critical thinking. Keep it up

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

Once again you prove yourself to be lacking in everything you accuse others to be lacking as well as eyesight....

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 23, 2021:

As a Lefty Libertarian I support your right to freedom of expression. Feed and house the poor because it is so much cheaper than incarcerating them for stupid offenses like possession and other nonviolent crimes. Some people need to be controlled and dominated but they would be the minority if ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@SnowyOwl You mean easier and cheaper to buy off two sides than a dozen factions....

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 23, 2021:

As a Lefty Libertarian I support your right to freedom of expression. Feed and house the poor because it is so much cheaper than incarcerating them for stupid offenses like possession and other nonviolent crimes. Some people need to be controlled and dominated but they would be the minority if ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@SnowyOwl How many times were you influenced into voting for a Republican, TEA Partier or a scumbag like Ron Paul or donated to the Party and had your money go towards backing them for candidates?...The day I see a Libertarian politician that doesn't back the far right I will believe in this fantasy of a "Libertarian left" . The picture in the OP is from the Charlottesville "Unite the Right" riot and Libertarians were well represented (as you can plainly see) but not in the counter protesters. Maybe you need to consider separating from the main party and choosing a new symbol...

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

SnowyOwl comments on Nov 23, 2021:

As a Lefty Libertarian I support your right to freedom of expression. Feed and house the poor because it is so much cheaper than incarcerating them for stupid offenses like possession and other nonviolent crimes. Some people need to be controlled and dominated but they would be the minority if ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

The Libertarian party is far right-wing in its party politics and used to ensnare people. The main funding has always been from the Koch family who are Mousilinni Fascists...

Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a ...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Do you know Nazi were adored, loved, looked up to, respected and sought after for country friendships until they were defeated and the atrocities came out? Our favorite American president JFK's father was their big sympathizer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

So was Prescott Bush who was HW Bush's father....

Something fun to do! 😂😂😂

Lorajay comments on Nov 23, 2021:

That's one of the things that wouldn't work in a small town.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

You might be surprised....

Hold the mayo

racocn8 comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Recall the portrayal of eating the dead in Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2021:

Except in that case the people weren't imaginary and the meat was real... But of course it was only done with the corpse's permission... Yeah my parents never read the books in my library growing up and took a dim view of them anyway because many of them were scifi but if they had ever figured out what was actually in them they would have shit themselves... Oops forgot to mention I now have a first edition hardcover of "Stranger" in my personal library today...

Actually 2,300 years before... and 1,800 years before Palestine even existed....

K9Kohle789 comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Since they're so old how can anyone know they were thought of as gods? Maybe an artist was doing family carvings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2021:

They kept written records in Sanskrit on baked clay tablets...

For the ladies

Donna_I comments on Nov 20, 2021:

interesting to start with a Mitsubishi.🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

At least it wasn't a "small penis truck..."

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Good! Hope it continues!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@FrayedBear

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

dalefvictor comments on Nov 20, 2021:

I wonder how the investors feel about this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

Ripped off I would think....

WOW! 😂😂😂😂😂

FrayedBear comments on Nov 20, 2021:

It was obviously not full of milk - 100 littes of milk weigh about 1000 kg. That looks like a 200 litre size fridge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@FrayedBear I used to buy and sell storage at auction...

WOW! 😂😂😂😂😂

FrayedBear comments on Nov 20, 2021:

It was obviously not full of milk - 100 littes of milk weigh about 1000 kg. That looks like a 200 litre size fridge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

Looks like an apartment size which would be 13 to 15 CF... maximum 475 litres... The cheap ones like that weigh hardly anything.

Just lookin' around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Unfortunately that corrupt judge got Rittehouse off but now hopefully the DOJ will have it's innings and the little prick will go to Club Fed for a very long time... Sad part is that judge will probable face no punishment for his part in all this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@zeuser Anyway you look at it the whole thing would be a net loss... I would not be the least bit surprised if someone shoots that judge and Rittenhouse soon and I certainly couldn't blame them for doing it either...

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2021:

I bet a strip club would boost attendance. I like to think outside the box, ya know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

I would think that the way those bible belt Christian women look that might make matters worse for them... After all who wants a lap dance from a 350 to 400 pound stripper?...

Just lookin' around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Unfortunately that corrupt judge got Rittehouse off but now hopefully the DOJ will have it's innings and the little prick will go to Club Fed for a very long time... Sad part is that judge will probable face no punishment for his part in all this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@zeuser problem is that would cost them more than than he will ever have...

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

Canndue comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Maybe if they added a couple bowling lanes and help Bible-bingo nights…

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

Go for the bowling and bingo .... leave them with jokes about their stupid religion....

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Good! Hope it continues!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

The trend is constant and explains why the far right is so desperate to take over so they can force their beliefs on others....

More to come...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Every one of them was out quickly and is enjoying full freedom and being back in the con game. Why are we kidding ourselves? We are party members who have high tolerance for failures of own leaders but are hugely pissed off any small victories of the other side. We need to be realistic. These Jan...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@dalefvictor Kind of doubting that those country clubs are all closed now from what I hear....

More to come...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Every one of them was out quickly and is enjoying full freedom and being back in the con game. Why are we kidding ourselves? We are party members who have high tolerance for failures of own leaders but are hugely pissed off any small victories of the other side. We need to be realistic. These Jan...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2021:

And why are they out enjoying freedom?... Oh yeah the Dumpster gave them pardons.... Since he is now out of the pardon business I think we are going to see a bit more time behind bars for his confederates... 41 months behind bars and 39 months supervised parole is not all that "light"....

Ouch......

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2021:

cutting comment

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2021:

@glennlab Made it by the skin of....

Ouch......

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2021:

cutting comment

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2021:

I thought of it as more of a cutting edge way to stop rude people from stealing your parking....

Favorite music album.....

St-Sinner comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Lol, good music with profanity

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2021:

Greatest ever....

When somebody tells me "I am so going to hell for that..." I just show them this....

dalefvictor comments on Nov 16, 2021:

I went to a Catholic Grade school and I was told that heaven was full of people thriving on the grace of dog and listening to harp music. I decided that that was not for me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2021:

@dalefvictor Only thing worse than a harp is a violin... Both of them are like fingernails on a blackboard..

You can't tell just by looking..

St-Sinner comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Lol... reminds me of Bernie

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2021:

@St-Sinner Those two only look like "heroes" to moronic religious fucktard loosers....

You can't tell just by looking..

St-Sinner comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Lol... reminds me of Bernie

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2021:

Reminds me of Biden and the rest of the corporate scumbags...

When somebody tells me "I am so going to hell for that..." I just show them this....

dalefvictor comments on Nov 16, 2021:

I went to a Catholic Grade school and I was told that heaven was full of people thriving on the grace of dog and listening to harp music. I decided that that was not for me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2021:

Harp music sucks....

New cup design....

Donna_I comments on Nov 16, 2021:

yah! I am doing my happy dance (in my head)! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

https://youtu.be/eVM1nUmDHHc

When you take your sister to the family reunion....

Tejas comments on Nov 16, 2021:

That's funny add California to the list. You can marry your first cousin there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

@Tejas Now you are making a fool of yourself....

When you take your sister to the family reunion....

Tejas comments on Nov 16, 2021:

That's funny add California to the list. You can marry your first cousin there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

@Tejas You are talking about the "Van Lifer" crowd and many of them are staunch conservatives like the guy from Florida who murdered his girlfriend....

When you take your sister to the family reunion....

Tejas comments on Nov 16, 2021:

That's funny add California to the list. You can marry your first cousin there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

@Tejas Been all over the state.... Lived here most of my life. No Hippies anymore you need to stop watching movies and thinking they are reality...

When you take your sister to the family reunion....

Tejas comments on Nov 16, 2021:

That's funny add California to the list. You can marry your first cousin there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

@Tejas You been freeze dried or doing hard time boy?... Ain't been no hippies in these parts since the 80s'. As for PETA they are more right-wing than left which is pretty much proven by their erratic behaviour and kill first ask questions later about animal treatment.

When you take your sister to the family reunion....

Tejas comments on Nov 16, 2021:

That's funny add California to the list. You can marry your first cousin there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2021:

Up until recently in Texas you could legally fuck any animal dog, horse, pig.... I hear they are trying to repeal the law against that.... FYI first cousins half removed may marry in Texas... Also most first cousin marriages here take place in the backwoods parts of CA where Republicans are the majority...

Now recruiting....

dalefvictor comments on Nov 15, 2021:

Does one have to be a republican, fascist to join?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2021:

You really need to take a close look at that meme.....

All too true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

1/3 of of the population of the country would...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2021:

@bobwjr And possibly raise the collective IQ of the country by as much as 30 points or more...

Texas the state where even the dogs have it better....

dalefvictor comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Women should all get out of Texas, that would change the politics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2021:

All women should also boycott Texas along with non-conservative men as well.... If their economy took a hit that hard I am betting the present state government would collapse...

Somehow I have a problem taking them seriously...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Correct, it has been like it for 2,000 years.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2021:

Not for 60 years yet....

Somehow I have a problem taking them seriously...

FrayedBear comments on Nov 14, 2021:

American sex?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2021:

That coming from you is pure irony...

The return of the red-eye. The one with the gin blossoms.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2021:

I wonder if he realizes that if they deny him bail, or if he is convicted, once he is in custody, if he is served with a subpoena, the US Marshals will deliver him in cuffs to testify. No way out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2021:

Actually I think he will be giving his testimony from an interview room in the local jail.... If he is allowed bail they are going to seize his passport and likely make sure he has no weapons or money to run with as well as placing him under constant monitoring...

Now in the news.

lerlo comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Not mandatory time, nothing says he's going to jail just that it's possible

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2021:

@lerlo You don't pay any attention at all to these things do you?... "Try and focus" will you?... Bannon is charged because he refused to testify about his part in the Jan 6th insurrection... https://thehill.com/homenews/house/577673-bannon-eyed-as-key-link-between-white-house-jan-6-riot

Now in the news.

lerlo comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Not mandatory time, nothing says he's going to jail just that it's possible

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2021:

Tell that to the minor players who are being sentenced right now.... The last one got 41 months at club Fed and is looking forward to 36 more months on parole when he gets out... Bannon being a major player in the Jan 6th insurrection is looking at another trial before he is finished with this one. Pence's staff was locked out of their offices during the assault on the capital and are apparently co-operating with the committee which could cause some real problems for the conspirators....

Shut up already! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Kind of depends if you are into overtime pay already or not....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Either one I would taste but in the case of liquor you would need to add about a quart of Everclear to the pot to get me drunk... I still have a very high tolerance and couldn't afford to be an alcoholic.

Shut up already! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Kind of depends if you are into overtime pay already or not....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Hell if I am into overtime I will just tell them to put on a big pot of coffee because I am going to be asking a shitload of questions.... So many the ass kissers are going to hate my guts...

An ultimate zero-energy fridge. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

More of a freezer isn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@FrayedBear In any case any situation like that is useless as a fridge

Now in the news.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 12, 2021:

We are known for premature celebrations, short lived happiness and mind you... irrational exhuberance.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@bobwjr Since he is just one big asshole he might enjoy that...

Now in the news.

dalefvictor comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Not fr long enough!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@dalefvictor Face it the only way he is going to stay out is to run for a country that won't extradite him back to the US for trial...

Now in the news.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 12, 2021:

We are known for premature celebrations, short lived happiness and mind you... irrational exhuberance.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2021:

The DOJ is handling this one so unless he gives up Trump and the rest of his co-conspirators I doubt seriously he is going anywhere for a very long time unless somebody shanks his ass in the shower....

Now in the news.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Finally. He won't spend anytime in jail, unless he opts to be a "martyr." His lawyers will negotiate a surrender and he will post bond. Then, after way too much time, he will either show up to Congress or, then, get locked up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2021:

He will try but he is pretty well fucked already and was a major player in a lot of criminal activity in Trump's attempted takeover so once he is in jail I doubt he will see the outside again for a very long time if ever...