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Why Religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So then not a lot different from the Catholic or Baptist churches but minus the raping of children?.... *Asking for a friend...*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@KJThomas "Hey, both the text of this article and the original Satanic Bible (along with a vast majority of other Satanic literature and texts) are very explicitly atheistic and never suggest believing in a literal Satan." Might I suggest you read it without preconceptions?...

Why Religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So then not a lot different from the Catholic or Baptist churches but minus the raping of children?.... *Asking for a friend...*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@KJThomas Weak excuse.... Six of one half dozen of the other. To believe in a literal Satan you have to believe in a literal god. Both of which are about as full of shit as the litter-box in my house and I have four indoor only cats...

Why Religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So then not a lot different from the Catholic or Baptist churches but minus the raping of children?.... *Asking for a friend...*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@KJThomas Symbolic cannibalism...

Republican logic

noworry28 comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Their supporters just fall in line. Follow and don't question or see and accept reality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 The "two party system" was caused by corruption. Before it was forced on us we used to have as many a 5 separate but often equally matched parties running a candidate. Today the GOP and RNC are the only ones who receive advantages like matching funds from our tax dollars and you have to have so many EC votes to win that both parties call 3rd party candidates "spoilers" to blame the voters instead of their own corrupt policies for losing.

Republican logic

noworry28 comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Their supporters just fall in line. Follow and don't question or see and accept reality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 We need a reset with both major parties being outlawed for corruption.

Republican logic

noworry28 comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Their supporters just fall in line. Follow and don't question or see and accept reality.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Unfortunately this is true on both sides of the isle... "Politico just reported that Joe Biden is vetting several Republicans for his potential Cabinet, including anti-choice, anti-union, pro-fracking John Kasich." Justice Democrats

So here is one...

Willow_Wisp comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Right back at ya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

@Willow_Wisp

The final debate...

GoodMan comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Who is “using” the cages?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2020:

On the bright side after all these nutbars like the "proud bois, and other terrorists lose power we can use them to fill those cages while they are being tried for domestic terrorism...

Anyone remember these?

johnnyrobish comments on May 2, 2020:

I remember them well. Why no self-respecting senior citizen back in the early 70's could be considered fully dressed to go out until they had a pair of these on and a "Member's Only" jacket. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2020:

Don't for get the alligator logos on the shirts.... I remember the "for members only" jackets and the factory in China made the exact same jacket with a "Compass" label that was sold for $15 instead of the $120 price tag....

A hot deal in education...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2020:

At trump university?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2020:

Monte Python and the Holy grail... https://youtu.be/aZJZK6rzjns

Capitalistic "care"?

Wisterious comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Burn! Actually, anyone can go to a food bank here, so what am I missing? Enjoyed it though. Would look forward to 'seeing another on the theme of 'healing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2020:

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A woman on this site thinks Covid is man-made in a lab.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Nothing dumber than a Trumpanzee...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe And here I thought it was the KKK pulling his strings...

Popcorn because as pretty as she was it was like a horror movie...

jdubose comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Toast w/o jam and a glass of tap water.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2020:

Well either she was pretty bad or you can't cook....

These new Disney films are not just for children anymore....

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Never were for kids. Most of the first ones are horror stories.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2020:

Grimm's fairy tales...

What the Duck McDonald's!!! [ca.news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Glad I don't like their fries

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

Hair fries, hair fries....

2020 has become n answer to a country song

Pralina1 comments on Oct 23, 2020:

I finnaly got a off time and just finished reading all the debate and even watched some parts . I did that w coffee . I just need a drink , and about to find one , I know is scotch somewhere in this house . Is not that sad ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

I just got an email from the Sierra Club saying Joke Biden had called "climate change an extensional threat" something that Bernie Sanders said long ago... Of course they were also claiming he backing the Green New Deal something he has refused to do in favor of the fossil fuel industry including fracking. It seems even they have sold out to the Reaganites... I need a whole fucking quart bottle to drink.....

Celebrate October logically!...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 23, 2020:

I'll stay home ☺

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

No sense of adventure...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 23, 2020:

What are these things?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages You mean they don't convey what anyone who isn't batshit crazy enough to think they are a "Master Race" would wish...

Quite often actually how about you?...

silverotter11 comments on Oct 23, 2020:

It's a short scroll some days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

Embarrassment or just posts being removed?...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Not sure what you are trying to say. We shouldn't believe the soviet union exists? We shouldn't believe communism exists? We shouldn't believe a hammer and sickle exists? Sometimes meme pictures don't convey what you wish ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages Personally I am also glad they are crawling out from under their rocks so they can be shot when they start their "second civil war" These Trump supporters should have been declared the domestic terrorists they are long ago.

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Not sure what you are trying to say. We shouldn't believe the soviet union exists? We shouldn't believe communism exists? We shouldn't believe a hammer and sickle exists? Sometimes meme pictures don't convey what you wish ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@AnneWimsey You mean these guys?...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Doesn't the Fake President believe in all those things? :P

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages Putin is satisfied with his own Fascist paradise but wants to make it a "New World Order" just as Hitler wanted....

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Not sure what you are trying to say. We shouldn't believe the soviet union exists? We shouldn't believe communism exists? We shouldn't believe a hammer and sickle exists? Sometimes meme pictures don't convey what you wish ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages To be really fair communism isn't trying to take over the country unlike the people who made your meme....

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Doesn't the Fake President believe in all those things? :P

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

No Trump believes in Fascism...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 23, 2020:

What are these things?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages So where are the swastika and symbols of greed that are destroying the USA?...

Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Not sure what you are trying to say. We shouldn't believe the soviet union exists? We shouldn't believe communism exists? We shouldn't believe a hammer and sickle exists? Sometimes meme pictures don't convey what you wish ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

@Hages Yet it also implies capitalism and fascism are both ok.... Honestly neither are and should have been placed in the meme as well...

Did someone say candy?....

TCorCM comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Yes, but to tag along.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2020:

"You are a better man than I am Gunga Din..." Rudyard Kipling 1890

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear He easily outran the teenagers who took care of him so he knew he wasn't in any danger. As for the horse running away he was simply a little confused and after the pool noodles were removed things went back to normal. Bottom line is everyone got a little healthy exercise during the confusion is all....

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear Well the goat was pleased with his new horns if you read the post.... *"No goats were harmed in the making of this meme" ASPCA parody*

Hey those noodles aren't Ramen....

scurry comments on Oct 22, 2020:

I can just imagine the scene as it unfolds... Too funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear You mean the kids?....

Did someone say candy?....

freedom41 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If her boobies were double there size, then yes. A nice pail booty can't do it alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@freedom41 Gravity is more than just an opinion....

Did someone say candy?....

freedom41 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If her boobies were double there size, then yes. A nice pail booty can't do it alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Anything more than a handful or mouthful just goes to waste anyway....

Did someone say candy?....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Not falling for that again

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Is that how your ex-wife trapped you?...

Did someone say candy?....

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Yes, I may be old, but I'm not dead, yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

If I ever get that old just dump me in a hole and cover me up because I am dead and just failed to notice....

What is it with all these zombies?...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Don't kill the babies!! 😂😩😤😠

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

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What is it with all these zombies?...

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Hate when that happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@bookofmorons Halloween zombies the new white meat....

What is it with all these zombies?...

bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Hate when that happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

But look..... free candy...

What is it with all these zombies?...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that they were all vertically challenged should have been a dead give away,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

@FrayedBear All boxed up and nowhere to go?....

What is it with all these zombies?...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Oops! 🤭😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Bang on....

What is it with all these zombies?...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that they were all vertically challenged should have been a dead give away,

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2020:

Seems he just added six feet to that challenge....

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 My latest masterpiece.... "When she just wants you to hurry up and finish...."

People who don't pay attention in school ...

scurry comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Good set. :) The Tesla one... All I can do is shake my head, FFS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

The ones that crack me up are the "plasma lamps" sold under the "Edison" brand name....

Nudes of who?....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

One track mind with that guy! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2020:

Just call him (Gay Jonah Jamieson..)

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Thing that cracks me up is how many of my posts are far more offensive but they picked that one to be a little bitch about....

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

That sucks! We went through this kind of bullshit a couple of years ago, such stupid drama, people can't let people have their own sense of humor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

They should go back to Assbook where they belong and leave decent people in peace... Likely some stupid Christian wandered onto the site and was offended or some other childish type like that...

Ah it's the little things in life like giving someone like the person who reported my "Full Moon ...

altschmerz comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I wish I knew who reported you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

At least the pathetic little bitch knows people think very little of him/her....

Remember you were warned....

morlll comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I'm in. Let me just ask my wife. She said it's okay.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

Bet she checked to make sure your life insurance was paid up first right?...

Nudes of who?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Utoh 😂😂 clueless male alert 🔔🔔

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2020:

I always thought Jonah was Gay and just in the closet myself....

I think these are the type parents that would have washed the mouth out if the kid had told them ...

Gemini-1947 comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I would rather have wings and pizza.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

You know you are getting old when.....

I think these are the type parents that would have washed the mouth out if the kid had told them ...

Zoohome comments on Oct 17, 2020:

And what WAP stands for? I had to ask my son and he kind of did not explain. 🙄😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

Wireless Access Point?... Or maybe...

I so needed this idea on Friday as I could not get a car to be towed in front of my store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A good Floor jack and some high strength quick dry epoxy works better.... Just jack up the car mix the epoxy and glue their tires to the street....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@Zoohome Yeah a friend of mine did that to his neighbor who used to rev his engine every morning and burn out. Since radials weren't as good back then it resulted in not only blowing out the cars transmission but it ripped chunks out of all four tires.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I am looking forward to progress in cloning.... Think of it meat without need for slaughter. The meat would also be healthier because of the lower fat content. Animals would be needed for donor cells only and by-products like milk or cheese but slaughter houses would be needless waste.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Factory farms which are subsidized by the government and lax regulations are the cause... Trump just allowed them to speed the slaughter house production lines which were already moving too fast causing needless suffering. But if you think the US is bad try Israel's meat packing industry as they still use methods best described as torture for religious reasons to keep the food "kosher..." Anything marked with that label I avoid...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@Cheeky Then be mad at miss "banmeat" not at Timmy she posted it....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I am saddened by the photo, and I'm glad to be a vegetarian. Timothy's comment, though, is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

The real issue as I see it is the same one I have with religions of any type.... In this case it is a vegetarian pushing their personal beliefs and life style on others... Timmy just drove home that nail with a 16 pound sledge is all....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Even worse menstruating without a tampon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear I was referring to the meme.... Seems most people would rather look at the pictures than read a book... Or even just a meme...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Even worse menstruating without a tampon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear Amusingly most people didn't read down that far it seems....

As a Cajun, I can verify the truth of this statement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Why is it the only spice Cajuns seem to know about is Cayenne Pepper?... That stuff is hotter coming out than going in....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

@glennlab There was a restaurant chain that went out of business because that was about all they used to cook with. The best use for it I know of is to throw dogs off your scent....

Religious triplets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I love Betty Bowers she knows how to maximize the the comedic affect of sarcasm.... But in all fairness some families next door you might be sorely tempted to send a thank you note to their serial killer.... *Just sayin if you lived next to one like that you know what I am talking about*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

@wolf041 To be fair there is a distinct possibility I would do the same to my next door neighbors because every time I turn around they are drunk and having a bonfire next door... Self defense of course to keep them from burning my house down...

How does he deserve a half a star?

GoodMan comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Thankfully it's not a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 15, 2020:

The city removed it....

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Be better if I can find a pretty lady to give me a hand..... job... *winks coyly*

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Too busy right now I am trying to teach some idiots how to run their business properly since they can't seem to comprehend how to do it correctly on their own. I just went through a cash out refi on my home to lower my home interest rate and pay off the higher interest loan for the Anderson Windows I put in and the company handling the loan for the windows doesn't seem to understand how to do anything even simple concepts like a payoff letter eludes these morons....

Went fishing with my cat the other day....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Is she the cat or the shark metaphorically? LOL!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

Now that is a good question isn't it?... I would say it depends on her...

When you take her and her friend to lunch and the competition begins....

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Or she just loves eating hot dogs! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 You have to admit it looks like the start of one hell of a good porn with a title like "Two Girls, One huge Weiner..."

Because it is always somebody's birthday....

FrayedBear comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Gross indeed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear I imagine it could be worse... I am sure some women and even some men have the ashes of their sex pet placed in those dildos... Like their German Shepard...

Couldn't agree more.

freedom41 comments on Oct 13, 2020:

That would fit in s number of categories on this site.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

Well about that.... in my own defense your mom was a lively wench when I knew her about 9 months before you were born....

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

RobertMartin comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Columbus was not an invader. He sailed west hoping to find a shorter route to India 🇮🇳.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

And still enslaved people and cut off the hands or feet of children when their parents couldn't bring him their weight in gold...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Something worth doing is worth doing right...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear If I ever come into possession of a time machine I will use it to preform an abortion on the plague called religion....

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Do you have any idea how much damage "good Catholics" like that piece of shit have done to my country and because they have had the political power forced a holiday idealizing that piece of shit and corrupting children's education on our own history in the process? All because Italian Roman Catholics wanted to be considered "White" and a "master race?".... All the while allowing their priests to rape children "in the name of god"...

Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Yeah, if he hadn't you wouldn't be now living there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear I don't know why do you?...

When you are losing your re-election campaign start a war with aliens.

scurry comments on Oct 12, 2020:

While I absolutely despise trump, it wouldn't be the first time the (US) government has set up an *alien task force*. Project Blue Book 1947-1969... Maybe their skyward attentions will find and prevent a cataclysmic meteor strike. Who knows. Also, and laugh if you want but, I've been watching ...