Won't the Christians just shit themselves?...

Word comments on Aug 8, 2021:

The center of the universe is at the center infinity in every direction, which is everywhere. You are at the center of infinity in every direction. Christian is at the Center of infinity in every direction. We are all at the Center of infinity of space in every direction. We are omnipresent ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@Word Infinity means that it the number is endless which is a null term.... Since the universe is confirmed to be in a state of expansion that means that by definition the universe is finite in nature....

Won't the Christians just shit themselves?...

Word comments on Aug 8, 2021:

The center of the universe is at the center infinity in every direction, which is everywhere. You are at the center of infinity in every direction. Christian is at the Center of infinity in every direction. We are all at the Center of infinity of space in every direction. We are omnipresent ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@Word infinity is a null term...

Maybe I could get it changed but hell it represents me so well....

Cast1es comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Are you related to the Trump family ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

No.... just no...

Florida in a nutshell

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Scary thing is going to be when the predicted inversion takes place.... Where are all those freaks going to move to?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@silverotter11 The only bright-side to this will be that many states like Florida, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana and large parts of Southern especially in the Eastern part of Texas are going to be all but depopulated meaning that those states will no longer have very much if any representation in congress....

Florida in a nutshell

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Scary thing is going to be when the predicted inversion takes place.... Where are all those freaks going to move to?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@silverotter11 These should help... With the changing of the ocean currents the weather patterns are going to get even worse leading to extremely violent weather in Europe and Arctic freezing temperatures on the East Coast. This in addition to extreme flooding which will leave many coastal areas uninhabitable. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/feb/25/atlantic-ocean-circulation-at-weakest-in-a-millennium-say-scientists https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/temperature-inversion

Florida in a nutshell

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Scary thing is going to be when the predicted inversion takes place.... Where are all those freaks going to move to?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@Levelheaded, @bobwjr Neither is going to help much the entire East coast is going to be freezing once the inversion happens though Tennessee won't have the problems with flooding that Georgia will.

Won't the Christians just shit themselves?...

Word comments on Aug 8, 2021:

The center of the universe is at the center infinity in every direction, which is everywhere. You are at the center of infinity in every direction. Christian is at the Center of infinity in every direction. We are all at the Center of infinity of space in every direction. We are omnipresent ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2021:

Thank you for proving my point....

In keeping with the theme of the last door post....

Cast1es comments on Aug 7, 2021:

My Mom used to do this . I'd just wait . She'd figure it out eventually .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2021:

My entire family acted like this and couldn't understand why I seemed so relieved when they told me I was adopted.... My entire life up to that point varied between two thesis on why we were so different. I kept looking for the rubber masks in hopes one would slip and confirm I had been kidnapped for study by an exceptionally retarded alien species and wondering it it had just skipped a generation and my kids would all be dumber than dirt...

Just imagine how different Christianity would be....

St-Sinner comments on Aug 6, 2021:

The brutal the better, I am a fan of Governor Pontius Pilate. A Strong Leader.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

"A man of few words who was hard as nails..."

Sounds like something I would do

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Hopefully where all the other practical jokers are held...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

In the R&D office thinking up new ways to torture people?....

Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 6, 2021:

And pay for them Bigly , no doubt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

No doubt but we can be sure this is more about his ego than anything else...

Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...

St-Sinner comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Bad people bad things. What is the cop (Democrats) doing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

The $hillary wing are all sitting around with their heads up their asses thinking "bipartisanship" will actually work...

Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

I like how one of the cards spells the word "offical".

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

I was wondering if anyone would notice....

Because Rednecks....

St-Sinner comments on Aug 6, 2021:

A wild plug for a hounded butt

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2021:

How to keep your daughter a virgin at the family reunion....

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

UrsiMajor comments on Aug 5, 2021:

How this isn't the fate of so many anti-vaxxers, I don't know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

@zeuser Stupidity and arrogance?....

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

Lorajay comments on Aug 5, 2021:

I just went to feed my neighbor's pigs and I asked him to stay six feet away from me outside since he is not vaccinated. He purposely spit on his hand and wiped it all over my car handle. He's been a good neighbor in many ways even though he's crazy but I'm not going to feed his pigs until this ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

Ask him to leave you some of those pigs in his will and you will be around to collect them when they cart him off to the hospital or morgue....

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

UrsiMajor comments on Aug 5, 2021:

How this isn't the fate of so many anti-vaxxers, I don't know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

They can always die the second, third, forth, or fifth time around....

Trying to be helpful....

bobwjr comments on Aug 5, 2021:

I wish

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

Well Yee Haa!...

New Atheists: The right-wing grifters that promote war [salon.com]

Moravian comments on Jul 6, 2021:

The first time I have heard the term "new atheist"The article reads like a desperate attempt at making a story out of nothing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

@Krish55 "It's been around for a long time." So has congenital idiocy hasn't it?... You do know that term is one that the Fundamentalist Christians started using in order to malign people who speak out against their brand of insanity right?...

New Atheists: The right-wing grifters that promote war [salon.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Grifters to the left of me grifters to the right and in all the iniquity no sign of god.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

@Krish55 Tell that to Hillary and Blowjob Bill... Her latest scam was to use money from sources like one of Trump's favorite golfing buddies to malign Nina out of a seat in congress just like she put Cumhoe into office so he could sexually harass women....

New Atheists: The right-wing grifters that promote war [salon.com]

Greytheist comments on Jul 20, 2021:

I used to be such an ardent fan of Harris. I can't tell if it's how he's progressed over time or if it's what I've become more aware of, but he was the figure in New Atheism that I admired most, followed closely by Hitch.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

You never lived in California then... Harris is corrupt to the core.

When you love you some Jesus...

bobwjr comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Don't go that way no thanks

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2021:

Pretty sure it was designed for the "discerning" Fundamentalist Christian....

Beam me up!

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Did they land in Portland lol?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2021:

Probably while the Proud Boys were trying to blame their rioting on BLM....

Questions, questions, questions...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

For the first 3 thousand years, it was read or recited to the sheeple, they left out all the parts that were contradictory. At least at the same sitting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2021:

@glennlab False histories bolster belief in false gods.... This is why the Fundamentalist Christians, Jews and Islamics are such a problem in this world...

Questions, questions, questions...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

For the first 3 thousand years, it was read or recited to the sheeple, they left out all the parts that were contradictory. At least at the same sitting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2021:

@glennlab Wrong the existence of the Torah is post 722 B.C.E. which is the date of the Assyrian conquest of the Palestine region. All archaeological evacuations confirm this along with the carbon dating of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Before the Assyrians routed and expelled the piss poor goat raping savages of that region they only show signs of fertility cults worshipping stone penises and figures of boobs and butts... The oldest dated pieces of the Dead Sea Scrolls were actually what Christians today call the book of Exodus which is just a garbled account of their expulsion from Palestine with a false claim of captivity and escape from Egypt which didn't use the type of slavery they claimed to have been kept in during that era.

Love a guy that stands up for himself

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2021:

https://youtu.be/-3Yjk4TnWwA

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2021:

@glennlab Pretty obvious...

Questions, questions, questions...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

For the first 3 thousand years, it was read or recited to the sheeple, they left out all the parts that were contradictory. At least at the same sitting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2021:

@glennlab Sorry to disappoint but the Jews were liars and it was all made up bullshit... Palestine itself where they originally came from only existed as far back as the 13th century B.C.E. The oldest existing fragments of the Torah are from 800 B.C.E..

Questions, questions, questions...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

For the first 3 thousand years, it was read or recited to the sheeple, they left out all the parts that were contradictory. At least at the same sitting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2021:

The oldest part of the Old Testament is less than 2800 years old....

Turn about is fair play right?...

anglophone comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I am deeply disturbed by the IOC's outrageous sexism.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2021:

I think if they want to enforce rules that make sex objects of female athletes they should have a dress code forced on them... The "mankinis" sure but also size 70 clown shoes, neon colored clown wigs and red clown noses with perhaps big floppy ears.... Fines to be no less than 15,000 Euros for violations and mandatory photo ops... My guess is they would shut up and crawl back under whatever pile of shit they dug themselves out from under...

Presidential quotes....

HankSherman comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I tried telling my family about him before he started running. My Dad knew of his father, and figured trump would be a protege of his father, and so encouraged me to study after them...two different men, and different times...what Fred Trump built was because of his boldness, being a hard ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2021:

@HankSherman https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/21/trump-grandfather-friedrich-banished-germany-historian-royal-decree https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/03/us/weisselberg-fred-trump-invoice-scheme.html https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/an-immigrant-named-trump https://www.justsecurity.org/75032/litigation-tracker-pending-criminal-and-civil-cases-against-donald-trump/

Turn about is fair play right?...

Cast1es comments on Aug 3, 2021:

They pull everything they can think of to discourage women . Men need the discriminatory advantage , in order to be able to , "compete ," against women . Rather like demanding women ride their horses side saddle , or bicycle in long skirts as pants are shameful . What next , forced to play volley ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2021:

I agree and so does the comic....

Presidential quotes....

HankSherman comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I tried telling my family about him before he started running. My Dad knew of his father, and figured trump would be a protege of his father, and so encouraged me to study after them...two different men, and different times...what Fred Trump built was because of his boldness, being a hard ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2021:

@HankSherman The charges were dropped only because he had money... As for the Grandfather he left Germany when he was 17 to evade compulsory military service and when he tried to go back he was exiled... Fred Trump was handed an already huge real estate empire by his father which had been built by revenues of his pimping in Alaska and his tax evasion... Only poor criminals go to jail or prison in this country.... The Grandfather was also because of his tax evasion brought before a judge facing loss of citizenship and deportation but somehow bought his way out of trouble...

Presidential quotes....

HankSherman comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I tried telling my family about him before he started running. My Dad knew of his father, and figured trump would be a protege of his father, and so encouraged me to study after them...two different men, and different times...what Fred Trump built was because of his boldness, being a hard ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2021:

Fred Trump was also arrested for rioting as a Klan member... Oh and both his father and grandfather were draft dodgers as well...

Lesson learned...

yvilletom comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I too would get kicked out. What does Miley Cyrus have that you and I don’t have?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2021:

@yvilletom Not like hers you don't.... Look at the brightside though once she reaches our age Home Depot will throw her out for dancing nearly naked too...

Lesson learned...

yvilletom comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I too would get kicked out. What does Miley Cyrus have that you and I don’t have?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2021:

Tits...

not today satan!

Sticks48 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Maybe she is one of those people who always has their nose stuck in a book. More importantly, what the fuck is with that dress?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2021:

Wrong book... As for the dress I would say a distinct lack of taste in clothes as well as an inability to think for herself...

So latest on the COVID front is that not only are anti-mask / anti-vaxxers dying in record numbers ...

Cast1es comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Mother Nature at her finest .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

I heard their new slogan is "Win with Darwin..."

When people want to know how I slept...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

been using that for years, some people get it others just look dumbfounded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

They look dumbfounded?.... How can you see a difference?...

Yup that makes you think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Hell I think half my high school class is already dead and I am the one who should be already...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

@bobwjr Like ice cream....

Yup that makes you think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Hell I think half my high school class is already dead and I am the one who should be already...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

@bobwjr Hell most of them got married to a "football hero" straight out of high school and are now divorced with both them and their ex-husbands working minimum wage jobs broke as fuck weighing in at a minimum of 300 pounds.... "Honey I ate the kids..."

Yup that makes you think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Hell I think half my high school class is already dead and I am the one who should be already...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

@bobwjr Best way to get revenge on those assholes you went to school with is to outlive the dumb bastards.... The only good thing about COVID is that it offers a much better opportunity to do so...

When people want to know how I slept...

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Oh, I am so using that if the occasion presents itself. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

I have had Christians ask me how I sleep at night when I deny their god.... I automatically use this and watch them explode....

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 31, 2021:

What do you suppose the objective might be?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo All of them deserve it...

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Asking them "awwww did the widdle baby get all butthurt?" after they start yelling usually makes them scream even louder. Hopefully that will be overheard by other people they are trying to victimize in that call center as well so they realize this is all just a scam...

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 As well as irritating them so much it makes it harder for them to run their con effectively. If everyone did this to them they would soon give up because the costs and frustrations would outweigh the revenues... Besides it is amusing to make them lose it completely...

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 31, 2021:

What do you suppose the objective might be?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo With pictures of different women?... Even if your idea is right mockery is the best she deserves...

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Should have used the screenname "Nun of your lip..."

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 31, 2021:

What do you suppose the objective might be?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

Money obviously but if they only get harassed instead I bet they stop wasting time making accounts here...

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 On YA I used to get death threats daily but I was the guy who figured out how to hack their message system to extract the IP addresses and would post a copy of the death threat in the public forums with a link to a google map with their location on it... Used to scare the shit out of people. A friend of mine who was a system admin in England swore it couldn't be done in a PM so I sent him one back with his location and IP address. His only reply was "fucking Yahoo...:" I lost several good accounts that way but hey I lost a lot of them anyway... One day alone I lost 9 of then and had to create several to replace them....

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 The Discover card and credit card interest rate scammers along with the IRS and Social Security scammers are based in India... Just a little hint for you Hindus hate it when you tell them to kill cows they believe they are reincarnated souls of their ancestors.... Fucking ridiculous idea but what can you expect from people who shit in the streets....

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I have asked the same question about women who might reply to a scamming man or one who is overtly sexual in the the first email he sends to a woman. One of my friends said that it had to work at least once or they wouldn't keep doing it. Same with penis pictures.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Phone scammers are fun I ask them "why don't you get a real job instead of being a pathetic scamming jackass robocalling people on the national do not call list?" I have had them screaming obscenities at me on the phone... The ones from India are even more fun you just tell them they could make more money killing cows and opening a McDonalds...

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

FrayedBear comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Yeah. I saw some of the recent posts, said nothing, emoted nothing & just moved on hoping that everyone else does the same. Hopefully the message will penetrate & they'll move on or contribute something worthwhile.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@FrayedBear As a side note nearly all cultures in the original Startrek series were patterned after earth culture both of that day and historical cultures as well. The Romulans were Romans and the Klingons were Russian.... This explains why the Klingons were always claiming quotes from Earth culture and even famous authors were actually Klingon sayings and people...

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

FrayedBear comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Yeah. I saw some of the recent posts, said nothing, emoted nothing & just moved on hoping that everyone else does the same. Hopefully the message will penetrate & they'll move on or contribute something worthwhile.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

@FrayedBear "and don't forget that revenge is a porridge best eaten cold." The original Klingon seems to have been garbled...

Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and ...

FrayedBear comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Yeah. I saw some of the recent posts, said nothing, emoted nothing & just moved on hoping that everyone else does the same. Hopefully the message will penetrate & they'll move on or contribute something worthwhile.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2021:

Better to out them and let people make fun of them so they realize they will make no money here....

Now available at a church near you.... Cannibal Snack Packs....

JackPedigo comments on Jul 29, 2021:

When I was growing up Catholic we never received any wine - that was reserved for the priest and some really took advantage of that 'perk'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2021:

@NHjulie Many of the church's victims never talked about it... The threats of hellfire and damnation work well on the gullible...

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

BudFrank comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Actually, handicap parking is mandated by law. I do agree that they should be healing people if they say they can.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@anglophone Since they can't cure and tell those who are sick and dying they can they should be charged with Racketeering and fraud... Churches that sponsor them should be considered a party to their crimes and their assets confiscated and elders set to prison for fraud as well.

Now available at a church near you.... Cannibal Snack Packs....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 29, 2021:

This is just gross.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

Jeezettes and whine?.....

Now available at a church near you.... Cannibal Snack Packs....

JackPedigo comments on Jul 29, 2021:

When I was growing up Catholic we never received any wine - that was reserved for the priest and some really took advantage of that 'perk'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@JackPedigo Polish as in make it all shiny... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c0192af8-39ad-4ded-b75e-229218d703d1 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1a680d7a-8d61-42cf-9d4a-73555f7f6566

Now available at a church near you.... Cannibal Snack Packs....

JackPedigo comments on Jul 29, 2021:

When I was growing up Catholic we never received any wine - that was reserved for the priest and some really took advantage of that 'perk'.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

Be thankful he didn't let you near his wine I bet he would have used it to put you in the mood to "polish his candelabra"....

One talented lady

bobwjr comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Maybe all of them

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

Damn beat me to it.... I was going to say "how does he know they all aren't porn stars and how does he know his wife isn't still working in the "industry?..."

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

BudFrank comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Actually, handicap parking is mandated by law. I do agree that they should be healing people if they say they can.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

And since they can't?...

Well ok then....

powder comments on Jul 28, 2021:

If you don't shut up about your "ok'"'s, you may get ko'd ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@powder

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

Diogenes comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Isn't it amazing that they can cure a cancer patient that is a bout to die tomorrow, and that patient will run around the room in a state of euphoria---- but they can't cure dandruff. 'Golly' ---maybe there is a bit of ham acting going on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@Diogenes No but the US and Canada would be a good start...

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

Diogenes comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Isn't it amazing that they can cure a cancer patient that is a bout to die tomorrow, and that patient will run around the room in a state of euphoria---- but they can't cure dandruff. 'Golly' ---maybe there is a bit of ham acting going on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@Diogenes Not like anyone would miss their victims but getting these fraudsters out of circulation is always a plus...

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

Diogenes comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Isn't it amazing that they can cure a cancer patient that is a bout to die tomorrow, and that patient will run around the room in a state of euphoria---- but they can't cure dandruff. 'Golly' ---maybe there is a bit of ham acting going on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

I think faith healers should all be charged for practicing medicine without a license and homicide... Life without parole is what they deserve...

Thought of putting these in a music group but which one.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Well, here's one Uncle John (& his band...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@phxbillcee Right next to the Parsley, Sage and Rosemary....

Well ok then....

powder comments on Jul 28, 2021:

If you don't shut up about your "ok'"'s, you may get ko'd ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

So that would be decafe?... Is that ok?...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

Word comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion ... pure and faultless is this: to help widows and orphans in need and avoiding worldly corruption. James 1:27 Politics- poly means many. Ticks are blood sucking parasites. Politics is many blood sucking parasites. You are saying we should out law helping widows and orphans ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

@Word You are the one who is smoking the Q-meth... Not him... Though no doubt you both vote RepubliC.U.N.T. even though they are pushing his religious Theocratic agenda...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

Word comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion ... pure and faultless is this: to help widows and orphans in need and avoiding worldly corruption. James 1:27 Politics- poly means many. Ticks are blood sucking parasites. Politics is many blood sucking parasites. You are saying we should out law helping widows and orphans ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

@Word Yep you have been smoking Q-meth.... Aren't you the guy who got run out of his neighbor's yard for not being a Christian?... Next time he sees you he might just shoot you and Texass won't do jack shit to him except maybe award him a medal...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

St-Sinner comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion always tried to control power - either stay closely associated or grab the power itself.. Through power, it waged brutal wars, crusades, missionaries went to the remote parts of the world, they built magnanimous Cathedrals, they build churches faster than they put their own broken lives ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion was invented to be power over the people and priests were invented to live off the backs of them...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

Word comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion ... pure and faultless is this: to help widows and orphans in need and avoiding worldly corruption. James 1:27 Politics- poly means many. Ticks are blood sucking parasites. Politics is many blood sucking parasites. You are saying we should out law helping widows and orphans ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

@Word Religion is what is corrupting the government in the name of their gods... Look at the state you live in and the Jebus freaks infesting Texas. One of the least free states in this country with idiots shooting each other in the streets all thanks to the GQP Christians running it...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

Word comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Religion ... pure and faultless is this: to help widows and orphans in need and avoiding worldly corruption. James 1:27 Politics- poly means many. Ticks are blood sucking parasites. Politics is many blood sucking parasites. You are saying we should out law helping widows and orphans ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

You sound like a gullible type.... Religion is about buying your preacher a new luxury car and mansion while he rapes your kids....

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2021:

Even Barry Goldwater warned of religious interference. We need to fight back, speak out & support org.s like FFRF & American Atheists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

@phxbillcee I liked Thomas Payne's views best he felt the only valid role of government and religion was to protect the rights of people to believe what they wanted to believe and worship freely. He was also the first abolitionist as well as the first to promote women's rights including the right to vote for them and all people not just White Christian males... Of course because of that he was slandered and demeaned even though without him there would have been no independence from England...

Why religion should be outlawed from politics...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2021:

Even Barry Goldwater warned of religious interference. We need to fight back, speak out & support org.s like FFRF & American Atheists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2021:

Other than that he was a complete racist pile of shit.... Olsen was a completely different breed... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culbert_Olson

A little dark humor...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and a yard cat who I love dearly and spend a lot of money caring for yet I still had a chuckle over this.... But if I actually saw someone do this I would have to dispose of a body...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2021:

@FrayedBear Humans have thicker bones than cats and while a cat's bones are more flexible when hit with that kind of pressure at a range of 50 feet or less it would gravely injure either a cat or a human which is why when used as "riot control" they are supposed to use a tight spray pattern instead of a column and never at less than twice that distance. Of course the racist scum behind those hoses rarely follow rules... The gas canisters they fire at protestors are outlawed under the Geneva Convention and therefore a violation of the laws of war but racists in government and in the police departments worldwide commonly use them against civilian protestors... The US needs to outlaw the use of such devices permanently and if used by a police department any officer should receive no less than 20 years behind bars... Or in the event of death or fatality life without parole.

A little dark humor...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and a yard cat who I love dearly and spend a lot of money caring for yet I still had a chuckle over this.... But if I actually saw someone do this I would have to dispose of a body...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

@FrayedBear That water alone would have injured the cat severely if it didn't kill it outright like getting hit by a brick. Fire hydrants have very high pressure and volume.

Now that is very different

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Every single occupant restroom with a door that can be locked should be good for any gender. Yet I still see single occupant restrooms gendered, which makes no sense. I knew a guy where I work that was mad that our two single occupant restrooms became all gendered. He was an incredible engineer ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

You should have .... it probably would have given him a stroke and rid the world of his poison sooner.

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I like living. But I do not want anything else after I go. Fuck that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

@zeuser Some from old age others from being stupid enough to violate the terms of their warranty...

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I like living. But I do not want anything else after I go. Fuck that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

Especially not the Christian idea of heaven because that would be hell....

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 26, 2021:

& on top of that, that they are the center & even the reason for the Universe!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

Yet they say atheists are narcissistic...

Are you thoughtful in buying gifts?

Lorajay comments on Jul 26, 2021:

All he needs is a hood and she can forget he exists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

https://youtu.be/RlOwLUwAbbQ

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

St-Sinner comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Lol.... This would include all freaking 1 billion Hindus in India and Nepal and they should be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2021:

Actually it does.... It includes all religions that believe in an afterlife...

Have faith

Donna_I comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Only mostly dead.. 😏

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2021:

Billy Crystal *The Princess Bride*

A P.S.A from COVID-19

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2021:

I genuinely feel for those who succumbed before we had a vaccine, through no fault of their own in most cases. The vast majority of the current cases, whether the Delta variant or not, have been totally preventable & have been mostly (90+%) those refusing to vaccinate or wear masks when mandates & ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I keep hoping these idiot "militias" will finally figure out that they have been lied to for political gain and shove those guns of theirs up the collective asses of their leaders and pull the triggers... I really have difficulty imagining anything more amusing....

A P.S.A from COVID-19

ChestRockfield comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Those motherfuckers don't deserve access to a vent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

They do deserve a medical bankruptcy though....

A P.S.A from COVID-19

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2021:

I genuinely feel for those who succumbed before we had a vaccine, through no fault of their own in most cases. The vast majority of the current cases, whether the Delta variant or not, have been totally preventable & have been mostly (90+%) those refusing to vaccinate or wear masks when mandates & ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

@AnneWimsey This is how I feel about anti-vax and anti-maskers and always will... That incudes the lazy worthless fucks that think this mess is over with and things are back to normal...

A P.S.A from COVID-19

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2021:

I genuinely feel for those who succumbed before we had a vaccine, through no fault of their own in most cases. The vast majority of the current cases, whether the Delta variant or not, have been totally preventable & have been mostly (90+%) those refusing to vaccinate or wear masks when mandates & ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

99.5% are anti-vaccine....For them I have zero fucks to give...

Don't throw your toys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Poor cat is looking like "pick up your toys already I need a place to take a nap..." Open up a used toy store and that person could retire...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner *sighs* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachistoscope

In a nutshell , that's MAGA

lerlo comments on Jul 24, 2021:

good point although the idiot did read the hat he bought...;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

@lerlo Trump told him it was...

In a nutshell , that's MAGA

lerlo comments on Jul 24, 2021:

good point although the idiot did read the hat he bought...;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

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In Portuguese vaccine is spelled vacina, this is quite the Typo for national TV! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Maybe if we put up signs outside vaccination clinics saying "Free Vagina" more people would get vaccinated....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

@Diogenes Transexuals are already getting vaccinated... I am betting the dumbass Redneck incels would think they are finally gonna get laid...

I doubt you've hurt their feelings...

ChestRockfield comments on Jul 24, 2021:

I just pass them on the right and cut them off.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

Last time I saw some jackass try that the truck rolled right over his car....

What a classy republican lmao

anglophone comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Perhaps she should preside over cock fights? (Pun intentional)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2021:

@anglophone I pity the dog she catches up with.... After all have you seen her without makeup?... Imagine waking up to this in the morning...

From the Trump toy division of Fisher-Price....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 23, 2021:

And with a little luck he will not kill you, but then whatever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Withy a lot of luck he would end up cleaning the entire gene pool in that family...

What a classy republican lmao

anglophone comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Perhaps she should preside over cock fights? (Pun intentional)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr Not if those dogs could run fast enough....

What a classy republican lmao

twitch comments on Jul 23, 2021:

1978 just called...They want that belt back...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@Pralina1 As well as that die job.....

From the Trump toy division of Fisher-Price....

ChestRockfield comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My three least favorite things, Trump supporters, gun rights activists, and children.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Trump supporters and "gun rights" activists are children... Mentally they are about two years old and don't know a thing about the realities of the bullshit they spew...

Yeah can be obsessive about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My sister is always insulted because I keep telling her she makes shit coffee... When you drink a 50/50 mix of that sludge they sell in the stores as "creamer" you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr Oh and I forgot to mention nuts.com has a nice selection of coffees....

The numbers are in and just 3 states for the past two weeks have had more than 40% of all new cases ...

MerlinZap comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Great, when 75 % of the Florida population has killed themselves All the vaccinated can buy up the cheap property and move into the capitol.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Well over 13,000 new cases there today and deaths are back up in the triple digits as well... At this rate the census will need to be retaken so those seats can be accurately distributed....

Yeah can be obsessive about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My sister is always insulted because I keep telling her she makes shit coffee... When you drink a 50/50 mix of that sludge they sell in the stores as "creamer" you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr I use a 900 watt drip coffee maker and steep for about 20 minutes... If you don't make it overly strong you don't have a problem just shut off the pot afterwards and heat it up as you need it in the microwave so it doesn't get acidic is all...