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Well at least this year will be remembered for something other than incompetent handling of the ...

brentan comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I don't need a warning. I saw The Human Centipede.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Duchess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c

Even the pets are getting judgmental

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2020:

https://twitter.com/TheNathanOne/status/1245550282509094912?s=20

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@glennlab Link works for me...

This post is memeingless.... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm not going to comment on the content, but that is not a meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2020:

Kind of what the intro says isn't it?....

You know they’re waiting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And this is unusual?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal The real problem with religion is it is a stagnant system of culture. Nothing ever changes within a stagnant system even as reality moves on and everything around it changes religion tries to hold everything back which is why it is slowly dying out and why it is fighting so hard to survive by taking over the government....

New Whitehouse presidential portrait unveiled...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 30, 2020:

so what happens when he lies . . . . . ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

He has been lying which is the only reason it is that big...

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Thank you I will take that as a compliment...

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Like Trump has to do with brains.... nothing....

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 So you can pay for your glasses?... 9th line down.... Over 150 deaths there so far....

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

Mouseland... [youtu.be]

Eirteacher comments on Mar 29, 2020:

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" means to vote the FAT CAT RepubliKKKans out. That must be really hard for you tRumpanzze like Lizard Lips to understand.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2020:

How does a person become as blindly stupid as you are and still manage to dress themselves?.... By the way how is president Hillary working out for you PUMAs?....

Mouseland... [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

So true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2020:

Every time I see some idiot posting "vote blue no matter who" I think of this speech....

When the toilet paper runs out....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@EricTrommater ..............

When the hoarders strike....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The next person is unlucky! That roll is made of paper!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Unless you get a paper cut on your asshole....

When the toilet paper runs out....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Actually it has been a rousing success.... I have been laughing my ass off here and all those delicate sensibilities that have been offended....

Will the virus set me free?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yeah but who is going to feed him?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Yeah but he won't be able to find the can opener....

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@Moravian No sick pay means they aren't getting paid.... Do we have to spell out EVERYTHING to you?

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2020:

@Moravian So then you don't understand what he was saying?...

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2020:

They are being forced to close many of their stores and employees are not being paid that is what the letter is saying....

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

noworry28 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

What a crock of shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2020:

..................

Some of them still can't figure it out....

bookofmorons comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Not if they are DEVOS High grads

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2020:

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Hmm...I wonder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2020:

That would add a whole new dimension to the phrase "getting your nut off..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2020:

@Tomfoolery33 https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs

Because prayer will save you "because Jesus" right?...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 19, 2020:

For 2000 years nonetheless

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2020:

.................

Just the facts....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## It tends to target people over 50. Most members of congress are over 50. A hard rain is about to fall.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 17, 2020:

Over 50 and with weakened immune systems.... That includes those with poor diets as well as heavy drinkers, tobacco users and drug abusers.... Those hoods aren't going to protect them now are they?...

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@TCorCM At this point I am about 2/3rds of the way through Capital in the 21st century but have found in part it is naive. He bases his historical data on France because the wealth distribution figures go back further but most of his reasoning in the rise and fall of wealth in the upper 10% is blamed on major conflicts and the markets without looking at what caused the market crashes. He also refused to look at the data in the US comparing the Kuznets curve and the progressive tax rates. If he had he would have found the there was a strong correlation between them with only minor fluctuations. Much of the data going back before the French revolution took place he didn't have accurate records of or as in later years seems to have largely ignored this factor which I feel is a leading him to false assumptions. The Kuznets curve and upper tier tax rates as well as market regulatory practices in the US from the years 1910 to 2010 show exactly why we are in the mess we are today. I find it disappointing also that he is thinking of globalization as it is today as a solution instead of a large part of the problem. Allowing large corporations to exploit labor in countries without strong regulations is not desirable and the country those corporations is based in needs to actively police those companies to prevent this from occurring with strong tariffs on products produced by companies from developed countries that exploit labor in undeveloped ones....

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@TCorCM LOL not many people find it interesting to hear about someone reading a book almost 800 pages long about economics...

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@TCorCM Not really interesting I just read a lot more than average...

Just the facts....

Secular_Squirrel comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I'm hoping it stays around long enough to kill my mother in law, wife and I can't afford an assassin....... unfortunately, that child molester's death is vital to a child's safety!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

I am hoping it culls the Cult 45 herd severely and rids us of many of the corporate Dems like Biden, Clinton and Harris along with the Racist Right-wing....

Who was that masked man?....

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

The norton anti virus is a riot

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2020:

I thought it was too.

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@BD66 I get mine at smart and final... No club card or fees and the prices are lower. I buy in bulk as well because it reduces costs and have been doing it that way for years. I shop the sales prices and stock up so I don't have to go all the time except to pick up perishables like milk, lettuce, etc... Last time I bought boneless skinless chicken breasts I paid 1.47 a pound for them...

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@BD66 Make model and year narrows it down and if you remove the plates you won't make it far....

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Until the security cameras in the parking lot record what car you drove off in...

Damn I love Friday the 13th.

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 13, 2020:

How can you not listen to and love Mark Twain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@glennlab I have books of his that were printed before his death....

What the hell is wrong with my state? [oklahoman.com]

Fred_Snerd comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I'm told that the problem with OK, is that smart people flee. That leaves the low IQ and uninformed people to be manipulated by the powerful. I'm still here and trying to change things. There are a lot of Republicans here, so change is a nasty process. I don't support either major party, but ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Better to check out both places before you decide.

When everyone else is out of toilet paper but you don't care because....

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Never!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I bet your fiancée might just enjoy that look for playtime...

What the hell is wrong with my state? [oklahoman.com]

Fred_Snerd comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I'm told that the problem with OK, is that smart people flee. That leaves the low IQ and uninformed people to be manipulated by the powerful. I'm still here and trying to change things. There are a lot of Republicans here, so change is a nasty process. I don't support either major party, but ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Recreational weed is legal here too...

Joe Biden Obviously Has Dementia and Should Withdraw | Ted Rall's Rallblog

bobwjr comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Sounds like trumper post

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Trumpanzee posts are pro-Biden...

Joe Biden Obviously Has Dementia and Should Withdraw | Ted Rall's Rallblog

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Why test now? Trump wasn't tested... And even with dementia, still better than trump..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Kind of like saying a shit sandwich is better than plain shit.... Either way Trump gets 4 more years because Biden will lose to Trump just like Hillary did... I warned people then and I am warning them now but it seems like the big money PACs are 'Making America Stupid Again..."

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1of5 Poetry can be based in fiction but it isn't categorized as such.... I gave you two hints now and you still missed... Now you see why this is more difficult than it seems....

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1of5 Sorry even with the clue I embedded you missed by a mile... Let me just say that all three are works of fiction that involve magic...

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1of5 Well that is two but those were the easy ones.... The last one is a real headache and I will give you one more guess....

Which one do you support?

Meaniebabyinga comments on Feb 24, 2020:

I really like Warren. She seems to be on top of things and won't back down against the other candidates male or female.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Warren was only running as a spoiler candidate and lost Bernie several states by splitting the vote. She has always backed the corporations and never backed the people her platform was deceptive and favored corporate interests not the voters interests...

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1of5 "I don't read trashy porn so no guess on the literary angle." Well you got the bible right now you just have to figure out the other two....

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Max_d_cat comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Reportedly, his grandfather died of the flu.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

His grandfather was a draft dodger too.... Lets hope the flu runs in the family too...

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@Varn "Read that it’s not wise to wish ill on the President ..that it can be considered ‘a threat.’ So, Secret Service ..my thumbs up here was ..half joking " Joke him if he can't take a fuck... https://youtu.be/OK4fJhbRL1g

Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I hope he gets the flu....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@1of5 I have used so many I can't begin to remember them all... This is just my main screen name and the first I ever used. Nobody has every figured it out completely but it is a triple literary pun....I have had a rubber Twinky and a Dewey button for the grand prize for years but nobody has come close to figuring it out...

The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:

@prometheus You conservatives always spew corporate bullshit.... If it wasn't for his SuperPAC money Biden wouldn't even be in the race... The DNC is buying Trump another 4 years which will result in the end of this country....

Fuck it!!!

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Please tell me what/who bender is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1zv23yiDHc

The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:

@prometheus Then keep supporting Biden and get Trump re-elected is what you are saying we should do?....

What the hell is wrong with my state? [oklahoman.com]

Fred_Snerd comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I'm told that the problem with OK, is that smart people flee. That leaves the low IQ and uninformed people to be manipulated by the powerful. I'm still here and trying to change things. There are a lot of Republicans here, so change is a nasty process. I don't support either major party, but ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Tell them you are going to be fine here in California... You have a place to crash until you get on your feet....

The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Biden has stated he wants to put Bloomberg in charge of the world bank and Jamie Dimon in charge of the federal reserve already.... He hasn't even been elected yet and is proving he isn't any better than Trump.... https://twitter.com/i/status/1221471669568573442

Winning....

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Thanx for that new perspective on the coronavirus. Now we know it's smarter than the republicans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 9, 2020:

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[youtu.be]

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I hate to indicate that I like this video because I am about to cry over the responses. BAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:

You have to love though how stupid they are while calling everyone else stupid for supporting Sanders who is supporting education.... "Think of it as Dunning-Kruger in action...." Me...

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

altschmerz comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I shared this on Trump Pinata last year, and they determined that it's photoshopped. (Still funny though.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:

They were wrong.... He was joining a college fraternity and was ordered to do this... Several fraternity members have come forward to attest that this was true... That was how he got the nickname "Diaper Don"

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

scurry comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What. The Actual. Fuck?! Nope. DontWantToKnow!!! Bleach my eyes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:

@freeofgod This was documented as being a part of a college fraternity hazing to join....

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

scurry comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What. The Actual. Fuck?! Nope. DontWantToKnow!!! Bleach my eyes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2020:

The best part is this wasn't photoshopped...

When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....

freedom41 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I like the one on right the best.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2020:

This better?...

Super Medical Force....

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Predicable that trump was the butt... Of the joke lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2020:

He isn't just the butt of the joke he is the joke...

Because.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I don’t know what the hell people are thinking. I don’t think he’s as dangerous as Trump though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 5, 2020:

@Ludo More likely from the pressure she has been getting after flipping on all her original platform like Medicare for All and taking money from Billionaires to slander Bernie and divide the progressive vote... Looking forward to her next try to hold her seat in the senate against a real progressive I hope she keeps her ass kicked....

Well happy birthday to me... [youtu.be]