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Wise advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I shave my head because hair implants look ridiculous and I refuse to look like a white haired Bozo...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

@scurry Easier, cheaper, not time consuming and looks a whole lot better than a rug or a hair transplant...

What if......

KateOahu comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Good point. Watch your back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

Or in military slang "watch your six..."

What if......

AtheistInNC comments on Jun 21, 2021:

There would only be one or two priests in each state. Maybe less.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

Nope more I am sure.... Imagine all those who didn't file charges out of embarrassment or fear of retaliation of the church.... And every year they seem to find more evidence that the rapes and murders have been going on for hundreds of years maybe a lot longer....

Sometimes you just have to be in awe....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 20, 2021:

LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear Medically speaking from studies I have seen (not having experienced being uncircumcised) not only am I less likely to contract an STD or UTI (Both of which has never happened to me personally) but there is a slight reduction in sensitivity which prolongs the sexual act increasing pleasure for both the male and female.

The origins of Karen....

bookofmorons comments on Jun 21, 2021:

She should have taken the cobblestone route instead (old joke reference)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

Yeah but that was a rutted dirt road....

Give your pet a happy fourth this year....

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I don’t know, man, hookers can be pretty scary too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2021:

Not for the dog...

Sometimes you just have to be in awe....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 20, 2021:

LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Imaginary Jesus also had a scraggly beard and body piercings...

Sometimes you just have to be in awe....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 20, 2021:

LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2021:

The most amusing part is how they are against body piercings...

Feeling horny, might watch some At-At porn later, IDK! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 19, 2021:

@MichelleGar1

Feeling horny, might watch some At-At porn later, IDK! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 19, 2021:

@MichelleGar1

Explains a lot doesn't it?....

Adam_Metal comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Only harmless if shootin' blanks

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 19, 2021:

The gun or?....

Yeah way too fucking many of them....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I'm a russet, oh, wait, why is it spelled rusted???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Legal in California as well but my preference is 50/50 THC/CBD it helps me relax and sleep or just function during the day without messing up my thinking processes. Today I just thought of a plan to make some aerated hydroponic planters for my yard that will help me grow vegetables hopefully year round.

Yeah way too fucking many of them....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I'm a russet, oh, wait, why is it spelled rusted???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 @phxbillcess My guess would have been Baked....

I signed did you?...

Youjaes comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Yep, definitely an idiot test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

The ones that make me laugh are the ones who brag about how smart they are but can't read or write over a 5th grade level... They think of nothing except to demean the science they say is evil while using the products of it every day of their lives without even knowing it... Those are known to us as antivaxxers, antimaskers and Trump voters...

You have been warned...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

And people wonder why I say cats are the best home security system in existence....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@phxbillcee Mine are the sweetest most gentle creatures in the world. but they have been know to react badly towards threats from outside...

That would be pretty much all of them....

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Too bad they can't infiltrate the rural Nazi home schooling.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@OldGoat43 Only somewhat we need to get these "universities" like Harvard and Yale who are indoctrinating future politicians to be conservative shut down as well... I would also like to see any and all religious schools have their accreditations pulled and to stop wasting taxpayer dollars funding them with tax breaks, Pell grants and school loans from the government and VA all ended...

That would be pretty much all of them....

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Too bad they can't infiltrate the rural Nazi home schooling.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

They could decertify the accreditation companies that enable them to hand out "valid diplomas" which would mean that the shit "education" wouldn't count towards being able to get a job....

That would be pretty much all of them....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Would have to assume all of them & cull from there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

I doubt there would be much culling to do...

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

FrayedBear comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Wtf is & does a Beaker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@FrayedBear Here is the youtube link to the full performance hopefully it will be available in your country. https://youtu.be/UM4OidQH9-Y

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

FrayedBear comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Wtf is & does a Beaker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@FrayedBear Sorry bum steer on the first try. Sometimes my mind glitches because of the PTSD.

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

FrayedBear comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Wtf is & does a Beaker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@FrayedBear Google "Avenue Q .." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q

Of course we would ask this question! Lol

KateOahu comments on Jun 17, 2021:

A gram of what?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Acapulco Gold.... Every system of trade needs a standard currency valuation... Since actual gold is a common element in space it has to be something much less common...

I don't always tolerate

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Ugh!!! So true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2021:

Especially not then...

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

FrayedBear comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Wtf is & does a Beaker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2021:

@FrayedBear Like these guys but not as funny... https://youtu.be/NiFD6EFVsTg

An example of how to defy gravity ...[agnostic.com]

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Substitutes for the beer belly wheel barrel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2021:

There is a time when a six pack turns into a keg but in his case it has become a brewery...

Don't assume you know someone's heart

powder comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Give me a country person over a city person any day of the week. If all city people vanished tomorrow, country people would survive. If all country people vanished tomorrow................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

@OldMetalHead @powder If you want to know what that survival would really be try watching the movie "A Boy and His Dog" but minus the telepathic dog to do his thinking for him.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)

Don't assume you know someone's heart

powder comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Give me a country person over a city person any day of the week. If all city people vanished tomorrow, country people would survive. If all country people vanished tomorrow................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear Which will disappear if the cities do... Along with transport, fuel supplies, parts supplies and trade.... They might survive for a while but soon would need to resort to cannibalism. After all I doubt any of them are good at hunting and firearms would run out of ammunition quickly enough. Then there is the matter of food storage without refrigeration, lack of electricity, lack of spare parts for equipment etc.... Economics can be a real bitch can't it?

Don't assume you know someone's heart

powder comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Give me a country person over a city person any day of the week. If all city people vanished tomorrow, country people would survive. If all country people vanished tomorrow................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear Actually the industrial revolution did skim off the younger members of the work force to the cities where they saved up money to move back to the country where they could then afford to marry and have a farm of their own. When the cities during that period had plagues they often dispersed temporary until the plague ended then moved back. However we live in the modern age so how long do you think the average farmer can survive with no market for his goods, no replacement parts for equipment, no access to fertilizers or seeds, and no knowledge of older ways of farming and harvesting?... Socio-economics is dependent on a lot of factors that most people aren't smart enough to comprehend and country people are too poorly equipped (mentally, educationally and technologically) to survive without resorting to cannibalism and raiding...

Don't assume you know someone's heart

powder comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Give me a country person over a city person any day of the week. If all city people vanished tomorrow, country people would survive. If all country people vanished tomorrow................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

If all country people disappeared tomorrow it would simply be a matter of people moving in to replace them.... Much the same as it has always been throughout history. Without cities though and their capacity for production and distribution country people would regress into a primitive state and die off.

I signed did you?...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Yeah, but won't be able to stop him. Remember, because of gravity (& other reasons) the Earth sucks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

Don't even need a nuke you only need a missile with a warhead large enough to divert his course....

Both, both....Works for me....

freedom41 comments on Jun 15, 2021:

She is a brave woman to wear that shirt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

Either that or horny as hell and unable to find a guy who can satisfy her...

Both, both....Works for me....

FrayedBear comments on Jun 14, 2021:

No doubt if you approached her wearing a t shirt with the slogan "eat dick" you would be accused of being an animal!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear I hope you charged a suitable modelling fee.... Out of curiosity though was the cake cut or uncut?....

Ugh, my head hurts! Lol