So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

GEGR comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Makes as much sense as the version that they have peddled for almost two thousand years .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I would say more sense really.... I loved Ken Hamm's little rant about how Noah had "better technology" in his day when he was trying to explain why he was having so many problems building his own ark.... I guess he had a fucking Home Depot card too right?...

Air Drop is wonderful

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 19, 2019:

He must have lost a bet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

If that thing explodes he is going to lose his mind because it will blow his brains out....

Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]

Heathenman comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Or, they could just put up wall and ceiling sheathing which blocks radio waves. People won't be able to use their cell phones in the restroom then. This new idea is scary. It seems to come with an inherent risk of poop and pee on the floor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@Heathenman You can adjust the output to the size of the area you want to disrupt and it only jams cell phones not other forms of wireless communications. Cellphones are in the microwave range while wireless headphones (bluetooth) and other devices use a different frequency range including Internet.... I was a Com/Nav tech in the Marines and have training for computer technology.... so no it would not interfer with normal equipment operations...

Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I imagine these are already being installed in every Amazon warehouse in the country.... And will soon be outlawed in CA so Bezos the clown will be forced to replace them again... Of course if the DNC doesn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again by committing election fraud in the primaries ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@altschmerz Yeah and they work under conditions that make sweatshops look like offices on Wall Street sometimes.... On the bright side Sanders just picked up the endorsement from People's Action which is a grass roots group... "We wanted to make sure you heard: People’s Action is endorsing Bernie Sanders for President. This wasn’t a decision we made lightly. We have a deep commitment to democracy, and we stuck to that commitment, designing an endorsement process that was a vehicle for the multiracial working class to make its voice heard. After a year and a half of forums, gatherings, and other conversations with the candidates, the choice was clear. Elizabeth Warren and Julian Castro both got votes, but Bernie Sanders won the final endorsement vote with a whopping 73 percent of the vote. "

So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

bobwjr comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Blueprint from on high or just high

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I think he was sold an assemble your own ark kit.... Trees in that region weren't suitable for much of anything even Egypt imported wood for their ships from Europe by way of Venice....

So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Jesus taught him, he's a carpenter!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I think the meme explains it better... Not many people understand these days what a carpenter actually was back then...

Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Get a car jack under the toilet and raise it up about three or four inches. That should show them how you feel about it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

Or flush an M-80 down it....

Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]

Heathenman comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Or, they could just put up wall and ceiling sheathing which blocks radio waves. People won't be able to use their cell phones in the restroom then. This new idea is scary. It seems to come with an inherent risk of poop and pee on the floor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

Cheaper actually to put in a cell phone scrambler those cost less than 50.00... Well the older ones were apparently the new ones are a bit more pricey but still cheaper than creating a Faraday cage.... https://www.jammer-store.com/2g-3g-4g-lte-phone-jammer.html

Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:

No gifts for you!! 🤣😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Well since I am dating and looking for a relationship and so far I have four serious contenders (yes they know that I am looking for the best choice) it would be more along the older version ... You know the Saturnalia.... I am not looking just at the sex I am looking for compatibility understand.

Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:

No gifts for you!! 🤣😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

Actually I may get some really nice ones this year....

The worst is when the battery is almost gone and you have to drop a deuce

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:

No worst is when you have a bad case of the runs and the phone falls into the bowl while you are shitting.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@OldMetalHead Nope I don't play games on phones or much of anything else for that matter but I knew a guy it did happen to.... Had something to do with some misplaced laxative from what I heard... of course I had nothing what so ever to do with it I was miles away and have witnesses who will testify to it....

Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...

Zoohome comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Ok, that on the background looks like chucky

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

Actually it is...

Ahhh Wednesday....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:

It's hump day. Time for sex. :P

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:

Most of my good hump day memes are gifs and won't post here...

The new pipe that my mom got me for my birthday. 💛 it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Pretty and it suits you perfectly I hope it lasts you a lifetime. Take good care of it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Sounds like you need a place of your own... It is a shame you can't afford it right now!

Hello friends, I shaved my head 😍

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Awww so cute it makes me want to give you noogies all day long....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal I just use my regular soap.... But then if I didn't shave I would look like Bozo the clown...

Hello friends, I shaved my head 😍

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Awww so cute it makes me want to give you noogies all day long....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal But just think of the time you save and water.... Just soap up in the shower and rinse no shampoo to buy either....

Anybody hungry?...

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Wish there was a gagging reaction 🤢

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:

..............

OK you pervs you all know what day it is today right?....

friggoffbarb comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Oh wow!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:

This must be the first time you ran across one of my posts....

Enjoy Taco Tuesday at home. Stock up on Toaster Tacos from your grocer's freezer.

scurry comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Dammit - now I want tacos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:

You really change your mind a lot about tacos don't you?....

But religions are peaceful...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 14, 2019:

So no one else had a boat?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2019:

@scurry it all depends on which version of the flood myth you are talking about....

Here we go again....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 16, 2019:

pretty long line up most Mondays so you better get in line soon LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2019:

Would you like a little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on them first?

The second cumming....

callmedubious comments on Dec 15, 2019:

I do not think it smart or clever to insult peoples' beliefs that we may consider misguided. Particularly in the absence of anything approaching humor or satire.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

They invented that little wheel in the middle of the mouse just for guys like you... They named it the "scroll wheel..."

Ok, who ate the christain again.. spit em out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:

I cannot tell a lie .... it was a babby and was delicious... https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Believe it or not someone made this video from a real post on Yahoo Answers about 15 years ago... It was infamous at the time I was on R&S...

yup

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:

I went out of my way to piss them off....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

@altschmerz He still hasn't done so.... I posted that Twitter should ban him from the platform until he complies with that court order and their stated terms of service but so far ^crickets*

yup

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:

I went out of my way to piss them off....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

@scurry I did it right before his inauguration...

Excuse me while I have a smoke....

scurry comments on Dec 15, 2019:

Well, that would have written a different picture.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

Not what you are thinking it was just your dirty mind....

yup

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:

I went out of my way to piss them off....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:

@scurry I posted this.... It only took one post...

Bwak........

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Architects need to have some fun too, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2019:

I think they laid an egg with this one though....

Bwak........

scurry comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Hillarious!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

They actually built one that from the air looked like a gigantic penis.... https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/10/31/from-the-sky-dixon-church-looks-like-a-penis/

Relationships are so confusing these days....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

always check under the hood first

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@bookofmoron Like a thrown rod?...

Praise be to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:

..................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@scurry I figure that all religion is a drug.... hence all followers are addicts while the leaders are just dealers.... Maybe you could have asked to be "Head Dealer?"

Praise be to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:

..................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@scurry could have picked Dope as well but I assume someone else is already the leader of the church....

No argument from me...

GEGR comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Truth .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

Truth about fiction?...

Seems accurate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 12, 2019:

## I stop drinking when I start thinking I'm pretty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Apparently some people have no Phuken sense of humor...

Seems accurate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 12, 2019:

## I stop drinking when I start thinking I'm pretty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Apparently so because she blocked me for some silly reason.... The coyote woman comment perhaps?

Seems accurate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Gad I remember those days.... Woke up with a coyote woman once and I quit drinking after that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 A coyote woman is one who is so ugly that when you wake up next to her you would rather chew your arm off than risk waking her up.... Nothing to do with any country...

Praise be to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:

..................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:

@scurry I thought you would have been a Fryer....

Don't know if I wanna go there or not...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

tempting

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 And where....

Relationships are so confusing these days....

Theresa_N comments on Dec 11, 2019:

The transphobia is strong in this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

Which one?...

Relationships are so confusing these days....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

always check under the hood first

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@bookofmoron Aww I thought you were planning to use your dipstick....

Relationships are so confusing these days....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:

always check under the hood first

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

Planning to "check the oil?"

Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...

KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Knob is a good call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:

@KKGator Noob means pretty much the same except dumber than the average knob... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Noobs%20vs.%20Newbs

Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...

KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Knob is a good call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

Noob would be better...

It's mean, but I laughed pretty hard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Nobody laughs at a pretty girl unless she says something stupid or slips on a banana peel... https://youtu.be/Hn-N26u4-eg

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

@Ludo #MeToo

Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....

Zoohome comments on Dec 10, 2019:

That is some big paw print

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

Hound of the Baskervilles for me...

Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:

so you provided photographic proof?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

They are Jesus freaks....

I don't dare put this one in my yard... It sits on my desk....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:

One of the lesser known elves, Creepy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

I actually have one that flips people off with both hands and another that is sitting on the toilet with a cell phone... I have to get a good fence up with a gate first or people would steal them.

I almost swiped right on this guy on Tinder than I saw where he said “follower of Christ” in his...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:

Ran into a lot of those hitting on me on several sites.... WTF don't those dumbshits understand about "anti-theist?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:

@PondartIncbendog A couple actually tried to convert me online....

For those of you who've ever developed feelings for a friend, did you let them know?

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I told all of them and they slept with me and then found new girlfriends lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

You got lucky.... They were fools.

Is this why my family doesn’t visit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:

What no Hookah on the top?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal If you are ever out my way you can have mine...

Did you know?....

Duchess comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Yeah and those genes need to be exterminated like the parasites they are

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

They are doing the job themselves the problem is they are trying to take all of us with them...

Never again! Lol!!!

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal I know but also as for the "to skinny" post you look fine just the way you are.

Never again! Lol!!!

1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:

I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

Aaawwww if you were that hungry I would buy you some real food all you have to do is ask...

Never again! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Redneck Tamales?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Glad you got a smile and giggle out of it...

The first Cheerleader...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 9, 2019:

LMFAO! You're headin' straight to hell just for that! See y'a there!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:

Lucifer an me we be friends....

Smudge the shopping cart wheel. LOL

KKGator comments on Dec 8, 2019:

I had one of those yesterday. It was so bad, that the clerk nearest the door, came and took it away. She told me that she keeps putting it "out back", but that it keeps showing back up in the front of the store. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Easy way to end that problem is to saw off the offending wheel...

Anybody?....

altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:

OMG JFC

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

@altschmerz Only if you are filing the ladder some place uncomfortable....

Anybody?....

altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:

OMG JFC

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

HFS....

Redneck religious logic....

SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 8, 2019:

So disgusting there are no words.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Thank you....

Anybody?....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:

MAGA wall Critic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/465415-mountain-climbers-scale-replica-of-trumps-border-wall-in-under-1-minute-report

Anybody?....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:

MAGA wall Critic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

The record for getting over an exact replica of the Maggot wall is held by an 8 year old girl.... https://time.com/5694432/girl-climbs-border-wall-replica/

This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.

Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Maybe it's helmet time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

@Sticks48 She needs a catchers mask then.... Her mom though needs a bigger battery for her taser....

This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.

Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Maybe it's helmet time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

I don't think she needs one of those.... People around her maybe but she is pretty smart....

Anybody?....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:

## Weight limit reached.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:

Exceeded....

Damn those hunters....

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Pouchers should be shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Under 18 protected by law and over 80 protected by nature but anything in between is fair game eh?....

Anybody?....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Not gonna fit

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

Needs more lube....

Did you know?....

Secular_Squirrel comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Here's this version!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

...................

Some heroes don't wear capes

Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Is his name name Oscar Meyer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

Or "Dick Johnson..."

Some heroes don't wear capes

Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Is his name name Oscar Meyer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:

I would think 'Richard Dickerson...'

Damn those hunters....

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Pouchers should be shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

How about young guys who hunt cougars?...

Ok fuckers you know what day it is don't you?....

scurry comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Haaaahahahaha!!!! Dammit all to hell. ROFL. I have been saving that one and keep forgetting to post it on a Friday. Well Done, Sir!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

Hopefully I will remember Fuckery Friday more often....

Damn those hunters....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 6, 2019:

That's his Mom!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

......................

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 So expensive the asshole who owns the place also co-owns the Clinton-wing of the DNC...

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Try it without all that shit in it sometime.... I used to work for a janitorial service and when we went to clean their stores they would offer us free coffee.... So I tried some and since I always drink mine black and bitter it didn't have that crap in it.... Never again after that I would always stop at a 7-11 before we went in and they kept asking why I would pay for it when they would give it to me free.... They really seemed offended when I gave them a truthful answer....

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Starbucks the meth dealers of the coffee world

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 It is also shitty coffee... The reason they need all that shit in it is so you can't taste what garbage it really is....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

@scurry Rabbits always do.... Eggs as well. Easter is just a mash up of Pagan fertility rituals and symbolism....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

@scurry He was the Moon Rabbit....

Only your god is the right one.

scurry comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I recognize some but... What's the purple thing up front??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

Most likely Tu'er Shen a Chinese rabbit deity...

Post number 666 I have now officially reached the Anti-Christ level....

ProudMerrie comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I have 33 to go. I wonder if I'll make it by the end of the year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2019:

Just take your one a day....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@KKGator Just trying to help....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Or if that one is a "bad fit" try this one....

a few Jeebus Jokes

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

This is what I change my avatar to during the easter season. :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Try this one on for size.... *Pun intended...*

a few Jeebus Jokes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2019:

A few random ones from my collection...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@scurry I have literately hundreds just labelled as Jesus....

I really did focus on the happy people first. Lol. But seriously, I did.

KKGator comments on Dec 4, 2019:

I've had enough therapy, thank you very much. However, people who create "art" like that are rather suspect, to my mind. Freud would have had a freakin' field day with this one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

Sigmund Fraud would have shit himself and taken up fishing if he had ever had me on his couch....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Stupid justifac5t6ions for treason make no sense.

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Considering that fort was US property and a part of the country your saying "they insisted on keeping it" and being a part of the same country themselves shows the real problem here..... Treason, arrogance, and utter foolishness.... Actually though I am thinking we should cut the South loose at this point in history.... The rest of the US would be far better off without their constant stupidity....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Actually the aggression was on the part of the South who fired the first shots... And no the cotton market never came back to a sustainable level for the Southern economy. Blockade runners did get through but after a time it cost the South more in hulls than sales in Europe could bring in profits. With the volume down England and France the two largest markets for Southern cotton turned to other sources.... Share cropping and lack of slaves hit the South hard along with the carpet baggers who profiteered off what had been the richest of the plantation owners. Basically they were screwed... Production went up but the price was so low the profit was gone... Cotton seed was plentiful and cheap after the war and started to be pressed to make margarine... https://ldhi.library.cofc.edu/exhibits/show/liverpools-abercromby-square/britain-and-us-civil-war/impact-cotton-trade

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Even before that it was the main crop.... The civil war was a disaster for the South because of that economic dependency on cotton revenues. When the North started blockading cotton shipments to Europe it became a problem so Europe looked towards other markets to supply the demand like Egypt and India which was a boon for those countries and the US cotton market never recovered....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Sounds like a cotton picking problem doesn't it?...

Fashionable or no?

KKGator comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Try buying shirts that are gonna fit now, skippy! Big breasts are useless. Gravity gets everyone in the end. The bigger they are, the farther they fall.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?.... Can you tie them in a know ror can you tie em in a bow?.... Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?.....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Do we have to pick our own or do they do it for us?...

Every morning!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Ibuprofen my ass I take medical marijuana... The other option was Norco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Medical marijuana does and it isn't just legal heroin or addictive.

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 They said April first which makes me wonder....

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 2, 2019:

About time you lazy fuck 😋😊🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

Yeah it took me almost 9 months can you believe that?... Just your average slacker here...

Let the war begin with only 250 points to go.... Whoring for a few more points!....

altschmerz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Here ya go, points for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@altschmerz Guess what?....

The only bible anyone should ever need....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Love it! LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 I did misspell Witless Hall didn't I?.... But there is a big Moron Church down the road and get this.... A church calling itself "The Church of Jesus Christ the Scientist..." You just can't make shit like this up it's funny as hell that they take bullshit like this seriously.... Makes me wonder if they have a White guy nailed to the cross wearing a fucking lab coat and a microscope for an altar....

The only bible anyone should ever need....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Love it! LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 I actually want to upload the reactions to YouTube for shits and giggles....

The only bible anyone should ever need....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Love it! LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

One day I want to make a bunch of these to leave at bus stops and maybe hit the local Witness hall to leave them on car wind-shields.... And maybe some flyers about the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster....

Let the war begin with only 250 points to go.... Whoring for a few more points!....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Here's some points!!!! Good luck!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 If I make Paul Barrich have a stroke this time even if the plan doesn't get implemented it will be worth it....

Let the war begin with only 250 points to go.... Whoring for a few more points!....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Here's some points!!!! Good luck!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Me too...