I would like to refill the now empty nest (son at uni, daughter long gone, cat getting really old...) with someone educated but poor (like me!) who does not mind wrinkles, baldness and (so far) unsuccessful diet. Ideally francophone, atheist, anti-racist, without tatoos or piercings and who would like to live in a fairly untidy Cotswolds bungalow, at least, for now, with me sighing at her feet.....