Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- Catalina Caper [bing.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Miss this show!

Sepultura - Refuse/Resist - YouTube

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Love Sepultura and Soulfly! Thanks for posting! Very appropriate for this time. 🤘

Danzig - Let It Be Captured [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Love Danzig!!!!🤘

Happy Wednesday Everybody! Bad/Dad jokes, silly funny jokes and stories - let's have 'em! I made...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

I woke up a few minutes ago, lol!!

Happy Tuesday, Lovely People! Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

I'm a go with the flow kind of person. I don't like planning, if something comes up do it or don't. Metalhead is a planner, so we always have to compromise. Or I just let him plan and I go along.

Happy Monday Everyone! How do you make yourself sleep when you can’t seem to get to sleep?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I couldn't sleep at all last night! I didn't take anything just riding it out. I went for a walk and now going to eat dinner and I'm starting to feel sleepy. See if today's activities help me get some sleep tonight.

My encounter meeting a racist, transphobic, chatterbox, conversation hog

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

No, my stomach would turn.

He has the right!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Awwww! Lol

Mazel Tov!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

LMAO!!!

Happy Saturday! What are you up to today?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I just got back from a 4 mile walk, about to go and get some take out and shower. Going to watch TV and cuddle with Metalhead in a bit

NFL Players Powerfully Call Out The NFL 💜💜💜 [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Finally!

Happy Friday! What odd smell do you really enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I like the smell of rain.

With everything else going on this seems too much but I have just lost a good friend.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Sorry for your loss

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Real Mexican food! I'm in Virginia right now and they put sour cream and sauces that are not the same as I'm used to here in what they claim is Mexican food. I'm from El Paso where we're known as the capitol of Mexican food, lol

It's Wednesday! That means we're funny today 😁

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Awwww!!!

Happy Tuesday, Friends! What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Every time the stupid president opens his stupid mouth!

Happy Monday Everybody. Today's question is: What “old person” things do you do?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

I complain about my back, not getting enough sleep and being grouchy! Plus wanting to yell at kid's to get off my lawn! Lol

Daily memories...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 31, 2020:

I think we all have that ex! Lol

"Fucking Moron" vs.Twitter: [nytimes.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 31, 2020:

This right here! Lol

Happy Saturday Everybody! What small change greatly improves a person’s appearance?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 30, 2020:

You look beautiful! The other thing that makes people look beautiful is having a positive attitude! Metalhead always has one! ❤️

Happy Friday! What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 29, 2020:

The Exorcist bothered me for a long time but I was 6 year's old when I saw it. My parents took us to the drive in to see other movies before it thinking that I would be asleep by the time it came on. My rebelliousness, I didn't sleep, I watched it and I had a hard time sleeping after that! I eventually outgrew that movie! Lol

I accepted the job I applied for as an adoptions specialist today!!! All on my own! No glory to God ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 28, 2020:

Congratulations 🎉🎈

Happy Wednesday! Time for your Bad/Dad/Silly jokes and stories! Today, I give you my son's current ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 27, 2020:

2020 strikes again! Lol

WELCOME GrooshStar we are crazy

MichelleGar1 comments on May 24, 2020:

Welcome!

Happy Friday People! What's your favorite thing to cook outside?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 22, 2020:

Brats, steak, chicken, and eggplant! I used to grill for my family every weekend last summer! How I miss those days and most of all them! 😥

What would you do/say if a Christian friend told you they're questioning their faith?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 20, 2020:

I just listen to what they're saying, if they ask me for input then I will tell them what I think.

Happy Wednesday! Bad jokes, Dad jokes, Silly Willy Nilly jokes - let's have 'em! Atheism is a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 20, 2020:

Grouchy morning! Lol!!!

Delightful.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 19, 2020:

LMAO!!!! I want one!!! 🤣🤣

This site has been a serious disappointment and at the same time confirmation of what i have learned...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 19, 2020:

I think you need to take a midol and change your tampon dude! LMAO!!!!

Happy Saturday everyone! What is something you're trying to talk yourself out of getting right now?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 16, 2020:

Happy Saturday! I'm torn about going back home and staying here in Virginia! 😥

Is that so important to choose your partner who has similar thoughts on religion? Why or why not?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2020:

To me very important! All the religious want to do is convert you or tell you how wrong you are, I was tired of that nonsense!

When did you join and why do you stay?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2020:

I joined January, 30, 2018, saw the advertisement in my messages, I had already deleted my Facebook account. I wanted to meet like minded people and to hopefully find a relationship with someone who is atheist, that became important to me. I was tired of dating religious men, same outcomes and disappointments. I met him and I am currently living with him in Virginia until I can go back to work, but I'm torn, don't want to leave but I have my grown children and my parents back where I live. I stayed here because of the friendships I have made through this site, some in person and some just messages. I have met some really cool people here, so that's why I stay! Welcome back to the site! Hope it's a better experience this time!

Bloody typical, with the whole world self-isolating, hand-washing, or face-mask wearing.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2020:

Take care!

Happy Friday Everyone! What's your favorite ethnic food?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2020:

I can't choose just one! All of them is all I can say! Lol

Happy Thursday Friends! What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 14, 2020:

The earliest memory of being cold is when I came to visit Metalhead in December. His water heater wasn't working, we didn't know until lucky me, I took a shower! That was the coldest thing I can remember right now

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Let's see your Bad/Dad/Silly jokes and stories!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 13, 2020:

How I am with my close friends, especially to Metalhead! Lol

Adjusting...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2020:

Vader was a playa! Lol

Enjoying some cold tomato soup today

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2020:

Yummy!!! I miss bloody Mary's!!!!

Happy Tuesday! Friendships! Some of them happen quite suddenly, born of an instant connection and ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2020:

Happy Tuesday! I usually let friendships happen organically. There are people who intrigue me, I do talk to them, pick their brain but still let it happen as natural as possible. If a friendship forms great, if not, I learned something from that person and move on.

Help Please! Having lost my wife to cancer a year and a half ago, after being together 55 years, ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2020:

Tell her about your family and how you feel. Tell her that you don't believe in hell and that's her belief. She should know that way maybe she will make up the choice for the relationship. If people who are homophobes, that's my deal breaker, but to each their own. Hope you come to a conclusion for this.

[refinery29.com] Does Monday have blues hump day meaning in quarantine?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 11, 2020:

To me every day is just a blur, I forget what day it is! Lol

Happy Monday! I hope today isn't too rough on you! I tend to stay pretty busy, with breaks when ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 11, 2020:

I have been unemployed since March 20th and I'm in Virginia with my fiancee and there are days we don't do anything and I'm good with that. He injured himself last week and we were going for 4 mile walks everyday, but now I haven't kept up with it, I miss going with him. I go walk 1 mile and come back to him.

Happy Sunday! (Also Happy Mother's Day!) It's pose your own question day - Have fun!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 10, 2020:

Happy Mother's Day 🌹💐🎉

@Admin. Why are some photos appended to posts & private messages being added to my profile?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 10, 2020:

This is happening to me too. I sent some memes on messenger only for them to all of a sudden appear on my profile and I can't delete them, I tried but they're still there!

Happy Saturday! Last night, my son and I ran out and brought in my potted plants and covered all the...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 9, 2020:

Happy Saturday! I'm from Texas and the state has reopened. I'm supposed to go back to work the 15th. I told work that I think it's too early to go back especially when I work with the elderly. I couldn't bare any of them getting sick!

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Please share your funnies!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2020:

Revenge of the Cinco De Mayo!

Cut my own hair at home.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 4, 2020:

Looks good! I'm letting mine grow longer, fuck it! I just keep trimming the bang's. Lol

Happy Saturday! It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood, so most of my day will be spent out in my ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2020:

I am not a green thumb at all, I kill all my plants, even my aloe vera and mescal, all I grow beautifully are sticker weeds! I'm La Bruja de Banner Hill! Lol!!! I envy those who can garden and grow beautiful plants and flowers!

How would you feel if someone gave you unsolicited advice about your appearance?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Sorry you went through that! He's obviously not a good person! Who would want to date him anyway? Hope you were able to brush off his rudeness and know that all men are not that way. Hope you are staying healthy and safe during this pandemic!

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Folks! Give your Bad/ Dad/Silly jokes and stories!

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Kitty has seen some things! Lol

Happy Tuesday! We've got a few new members this week - welcome! Today's question is: What’s the ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

WOW! That's hard work but well worth it! I'm sure you're cozy in your home. My worse job was my first one. Working as a hairdresser for a salon where we did haircut after haircut, perm after perm. The price for a haircut was $4 and perms were $10, no matter the length of hair. It was like working in an assembly line, as an employee we made 50% commission plus tips. I worked from 8am- 8pm all week, we had to request for a day off! I had my own apartment at 18 year's old and my 280Z. Loved that I could afford my freedom!

Okay this awesome doc came out last Friday!! If you like music history check it out!! ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Gonna check it out! Thanks!

Hi, I am new here and writing this post to say hello to the community.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Welcome to the community.

Needs a trim?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Yeah, pretty much!

Happy Monday Everybody! What’s your cure for hiccups?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Happy Monday! I just hold my breath, I rarely get the hiccups, it's been awhile

Hi Everyone! I just opened up Trivia to everyone at any level.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Great idea!

I've been inching my way to level 8 for eternity.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Here's some points! Happy you stayed! This site has helped me to!

Happy Sunday, Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Happy Sunday!!! What was your first concert?

Happy Saturday! What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I would say a car, can't think of anything else.

Gnostic Atheist, Agnostic Atheist, Agnostic Theist, or Gnostic Theist?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Atheist

Happy Friday! What are movie quotes you use on a regular basis?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

From one of my favorite comedies to watch Caddyshack: "Hey who stepped on a duck?" Hey Wang enough with the pictures it's just a parking lot That's the kind of hat you get with a free bowl of soup but it looks good on you.

Dating religious people

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I was tired of dating religious men, so as soon as I started dating someone I would tell them straight up that I am an atheist. So that weeded the ones that didn't like it. I found this site on Facebook and joined and found my fiancee. The stories of dating religious men were a disaster! I was married to one for 13 years and I was forced to go to church every Sunday.

More progressive policy may become law in Virginia.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

That's great!

Happy Thursday! Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I work for the elderly so of course them. People with disabilities.

What are you guys doing for earth day?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Went for a 4mile walk and saw all the beautiful tree's, flower's and blue sky.

It's Wacky Wednesday! Let's see those funnies! What's the difference between a hippo and a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

All I have are memes!

I started with number 4 and I'm now a 1. And you?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

5&6

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!

Finally! This piece of shit! [m.facebook.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Here found the clip on the KVIA news page https://kvia.com/news/el-paso/2020/04/21/el-paso-preparing-to-sue-trump-campaign-for-500000-owed-from-rally/

Happy Monday! I woke up to a passive aggressive email from my boss on my day off, and my morning is ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Narcissist's, have had my fill of those for a lifetime! People who think they're better than everyone else! Ugh! Just so horrible!

I live by myself, work from home, and am an infrequent bar/restaurant guy.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I haven't been working for a month now and my fiancee is supporting me until I can go back to work. I put my accounts on hold and my last paychecks, unemployment and the stimulus check, I am saving for a nest egg for when I go back to work, I will have some money. Crazy times!

Happy Saturday! What's something new that you've learned recently?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I didn't know about the screwdriver, now I do! Thanks and happy Saturday to you too!

Something is squirrelly here.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Perfect! Lol

Hey y'all, Some douche is going around messaging women a stpd message.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Tell him, I was thinking about your question and my answer to you is your cock is about 2-3 inches erect, now fuck off!

Happy Friday! It's payday and time to pay the bills! What bills do you resent having to pay?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Happy Friday! I hate paying any bill! They all feel like I'm getting robbed!

Happy Thursday! What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Happy Thursday to you too! The movies I can watch over and over are Kill Bill 1&2, Caddyshack, Kingpin and No Country for Old Men.

Cornholio has taken over the highway sign on 309 north just north of Tamaqua Pa

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Can finally find some! Lol!!!

It's Bad/Dad/Silly Jokes Wednesday! Give me your best! My dog used to chase people on a bike a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

So true! Lol

Happy Tuesday Folks! What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Doritos with mustard

Happy good Saturday morning! I got glorious sleep, and a machine I ordered yesterday is showing as ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Looks like you're going to have fun with your new machine! Enjoy your weekend!

What kind of rain?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Genital rain???? Hahahahaha!!!

Danzig - Long Way Back From Hell [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Love Danzig!

Irish sheep farmer uses large pair of shears for lockdown haircut

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Sorry to bother you but I have read your posts and @Robecology post's and have read both of your profiles and you both seem like a good match for one another! My apologies if I'm out of line but I'm just trying to make a connection here between two awesome people! Check him out, he's active and smart!

All my Florida Agnostic Brothers and sisters.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

@Robecology Hi! I just wanted to introduce you to @literatehiker. I have read your posts and her posts. Your profile and her's, seems to me like you both would be a perfect match! Check her out!

Happy Friday! How would you describe your sense of smell?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Mine is average but when I was pregnant, ugh, just like you, some smells would have me running to the bathroom to barf! Lol!!!

Congratulations on your group hitting 1000 HippieChick58! :-)

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Congratulations 🎉🎈

2020 the new 2016....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here we go again with this circle jerk! Lol

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

Oh shit, I should've it would too good to be true.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Sounds like he's suffering from cabin fever, he might have to go to a mental hospital soon! Lol

Not quite sure which stage I'm at.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I'm at 6! Lol!!!

Happy Thursday Everyone! I'm sitting here at work (home) with my door and windows open.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

My allergies! This morning has been a real bitch! Itchy watery eyes, sneezing and congestion! Ugh spring has arrived!

Goddamnit.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I wish I could steal this! Hahahahaha!!!

Anyone have a cat with this attitude lately?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Mine are happy to have me here! Or at least that's what they have me thinking! Lol

This could be fun.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside

Good morning! It's Wacky Wednesday! Dad jokes, bad jokes, terribly punny jokes and stories ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Corny! Lol

I just watched Trumps daily clown porn.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I wish it was like MST 3000

Good question....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

WT..... LMAO!!!

Happy Tuesday to my wonderfully supportive group! I hope it finds you doing well.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I get easily distracted and a procrastinator! Lol!!!

Highest rates of Unemployment projected since the great depression Are you or somebody close to you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Me! Been laid off since March 20th, I applied for unemployment and I got the approval for it today, just waiting for my checks to come in until we are told to go back. Until then I'm going to go stay with my fiancee metalhead222, he said that he will support me until then. I am lucky to have him in my life!

Who says I only think about myself?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

🤮🤮🤮