GOP Senator: Trump Paid Off Stormy Daniels While in Office Because ‘The President Loves his ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Ah, very good deduction, Sherlock, he fucks raw dog a porn actress and also a playboy model while his wife is pregnant and then bribes them to STFU because he loves Melania, brilliant logic from this POS Senator from one of the Dakotas. This is the state of our country ladies and gentlemen.

Wow! A new Trump judicial appointee.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Senate must turn blue asap.

GOP could face emergency vote every 6 months Under the National Emergencies Act, Democrats could ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

just impeach the motherfucker!

So I've been sketching ideas and I wanted to create a monster that reflected deviant sexuality while...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

each of my fingers and toes become dicks and I have an orgy with 14 women at the same time, see pic for my suggestion (like the outdoors), blue.

Dean Resigns Over NJ College's Choice to Not Allow Chick-Fil-A [nbcnewyork.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Chick-Fil-A can go suck a bull's dick and so should the resigning dean, fuck her for staying as professor, just quit bitch!

I love casual Fridays at the office!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

It's not polite to point, not her though, my dick is the culprit!

It's beginning to smell..

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Stink!

My christian daughter and I went for breakfast and she asked why a few ppl had markings on their ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Fuck all religions!

Knock them down!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Because these liberals, dammit, they will expropriate your burgers!

Conservatism 101 - Can't defend Trump? Blame Hillary 2 years later when she's completely irrelevant.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

That's because Hillary is the only real candidate who actually colluded with Russia to lose the election.

WHAT?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

What a surprise! Days after Trump demanded Obama's education records, he also worked to "bury" his ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Nyet.

Just read this excerpt from a NewsWeek article; see the link at the end for the whole story; Dear...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Those who didn't vote against Trump not only wasted their vote for either choosing Stein or the other inelligible idiot, and actually condemned the rest of us who voted for the lesser of two evils by actually helping Trump get elected with their holier than thou selfish attitude.

Hi! My name is Jamie and I love sex I have been in the BDSM lifestyle for 18 years.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Good day to you too!

The Trump family

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

What about Melania?

Blatant fear mongering by the GOP.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

When will these assholes stop crying wolf, trying to scare morons with idiotic notions like AOC is trying to take hamburgers off your menu or steaks of your plate? I know most conservatives are lobotomized zombies, but this just takes the cake, pun intended.

online dating

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

You meant Grindr, right?

Saw this picture on someone's tumblr and got all nostalgic.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Brrrrrrr!

Booohoooooo

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Hakuna Matata!!!

It really does though!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Even with those scented rubbers???

Be careful... she may rack the sack in an attempt to circumvent the free trial!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Not a wise move dude!

She might not be 10/10 but I love this bikini, it should be mandatory at the beach!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I'd fuck her even if she was a zero, which she obviously ain't.

Hi everyone! I'm new to your group and I've been wanting to ask a question.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

You are asking a group of deviants if a threesome is normal? Really?

Is it true love if someone is so onto you they don't care you've got their cheap toilet paper on ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I have japanese Totos in my house, all have bidet type squirts, so the chances of that happening is virtually zero.

I wonder what grade of treatment he told FEMA to give California and Puerto Rico during their ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Did you grab her pussy???

Best. Mug. Ever. Where can I buy one of these? [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I wouldn't drink from a novelty mug like that one because I have too much respect for my coffee.

...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

So you woud lickety split if there ain't no licking to keep you ticking! LOL

Payback is a bitch now we show Republicans how it feels for things like what they did to Hillary.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

There will be a day of reckoning eventually, just like when the germans had once they opened their eyes to the Nazi lies, now Germany has the toughest anti-nazi laws and I'm hoping the GOP becomes extinct soon.

Demented children of the Devil we are !

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Fuck them all, the hypocrites!

With Sweeping Document Request, Democrats Launch Broad Trump Corruption Inquiry By Nicholas ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

God created humankind. Hmm... Who created God?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

There are no gods, all of the known ones through literature, have been created by the humans who wrote each and every one of their silly sacred books or mythology.

Down at the beach.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Definitely would go down with these twins!

Has anybody ever seen the anime “Death Note”?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Where does one see anime?

Rather not admit how many times this has happened. Definitely no second chances

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Never had that problem.

NEED TO IMPEACH [needtoimpeach.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

I had the privilege to have a woman when I was 17 and still a virgin to teach me all the right and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Good for you Captain Obvious!

Sued 3500 times!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Vicente calls out trump AGAIN! [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It's Vicente not Vincente.

Trump Say's He'll Issue Order Protecting Campus Free Speech WTF is the First Amendment for?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

New commandments for the religious right.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Hypocrites!

RIP Bone Spurs

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Poser, faker.

I got a question, does anyone know of an adult sym game?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Join fetlife and check the swinging groups near where u live.

Are we witnessing the rise of the Fourth Reich? [washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

The similarities with the rise of Hitler and the Third Reich are eeriely similar and was obvious to many since the start of the orange menace administration.

Not to be the “post police” but please read the group description before posting.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Well fuck me! No, really, someone please fuck me!

If only it happens!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Fingers and toes crossed!

Gonna go on a dinner date tonight.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Careful dude, you could get cuffed, whipped and fucked in the ass!

Couple I never heard of was the vodka and the magazine but his record is going strong.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

He has the golden showers touch, everything he touches turns to piss.

Has anyone ever met on a site for the purpose of BDSM but both parties forgot to ask who is the sub ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Nyet

Trump makes Nixon look like a saint.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

At least Nixon passed very important environmental laws, Trump is not only a traitor but is fucking ruining this country. https://www.thoughtco.com/richard-nixons-environmental-legislature-1181980

Let me ass you a question?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Ass away!

Explainer: In Trump-Russia probe, when does collusion become a crime?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Who the fuck cares, this orange turd is a traitor, any court would convict him just looking at the Helsinki video with Putin, let alone all the other actions he had as President when gloating to the russians after firing Comey. And those are just 2 out of many treasonous declarations he's given.

Finally a shampoo vegans and gluten free people can eat.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It was delicious, much tastier than the other vegan crap I was forced to eat!

Here's pushback against Trump's 'socialism.' [m.youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Hey Mojo, you look like Father Guido Sarducci!

Up or down?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Neither, but bend over perhaps.

Quick decision; Do I use "buttery flavored margerine" or do I go to the store and get butter(10 ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Who the eff in his or her right mind would not use butter when baking or cooking????

Mine is cancer which is pretty much true. What's yours?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I don't believe in this crap either.

On the topic of mixed race beauty, I always though the French Vietnamese I met were incredibly ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I love asian women, had many over the years, chinese, filipino, singaporean, vietnamese, thai, korean, indonesian, love their delicious bodies, tight pussies, they melt down with cunnilingus, many love anal, married twice, one Hong Kong another Macau. Just can't get enough of them.

So, I'm very curious.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I'd rather do than see.

Lol

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I also have to face the same problem.

The results of combining Filipino genes and foreign blood are simply stunning! Awwww!?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Yummy!

An accurate cartoon:

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

WTF Dorothy, you forgot no spine and no balls!

Well, he has no penis left after that!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Update to the meme, the husband became a GOP legislator due to the fact that the wife made him a castrated eunuch.

Not a big fan of black coffee but I thought this was funny.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and black.

It's date night with your honey.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Check the rope, handcuffs, whip and dungeon!

After Nixon and his Watergate, a lot of good restrictions and changes came to the American democracy...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

May I just say, impeach the motherfucking traitor!

My version of q cuban sandwich...the only thing is I'm using whole grain bread and it's not grilled.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

That ain't no cuban sandwich dude, must use cuban bread which will crisp when you grill it, what you have is just your average run of the mill pork and cheese sandwich, nothing like this:

Teach me! What makes a great kiss?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Hmmm, how about this. https://youtu.be/650iVVjuAFE

Kushner should never have clearance [washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

This fucker should go to prison, his cell mate should be an antisemitic nazi with a huge dick!

I guess this might explain some of it.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

I lived off of homemade cuban sandwiches last week...they were delicious!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I hope you're not expecting any pity from us.

[cnn.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

False advertising! So disappointing when you click on porn that’s titled “busty sub.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

WTF, hey, hope you ain't paying for it!

Caption this

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Fuck tea, bitches!

Michael Cohen, the movie ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Heeeeeeeey!

So hoooooot and sexy, a blood combination of a filipina woman and a french guy.?booooommm!?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I lluv filipina pussy, actually asian pussy is da best!

Ordered a ball washer off a golf site. Was horribly disappointed with what arrived.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

What?!

It's true..

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

She's awesome!

A Rolling Stone Interview with AOC [rollingstone.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

AOC is not only smart and sharp like a razor, but her youth and enthusiasm make her look even sharper, at this rate she will definitely be a serious candidate for President in 2024.

With the silhouette of moonlight,under the dim light??

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Hot damn, I love asian women!

Happy National Toast Day!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Dammit, now toast is ruined for me!

What words of wisdom have you picked up throughout your life that you think is important enough to ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Nothing worthwhile comes easy.

Mark Meadows; the congressman from N.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

What was worse, Elijah Cummings caling him one of my best friends, shame on Elijah for trying to be civil with these assholes.

Individual One We can’t have a criminal in the WH who goes unchecked! Impeachment

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Congratulations to @Sticks48 for achieving Level 9! Good job sticks.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Wow a 9, congrats!

Real news! Trump was out of his depth in Hanoi.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Hmm, he goes there thinking he's the "bestest" negotiator ever when all he is is a fucking joke.

Republican lawmakers ask Justice Department to investigate Michael Cohen for perjury By Jeremy ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

The guy is going to jail for lying to congress under oath, that is perjury you fucking GOP morons, posers and spineless asskissers.

You could, I guess, make this case. But I like people who didn't get shot down, ok?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Waste of time and money.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Waste of time and money.

Rick Santorum's Trump defense stuns Jeffrey Toobin [youtube.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

This is why I hate the media, they don't have the balls to call bullshit when they see bullshit, like the reporters of the pre 80s decade, so they invite loonies in a moronic attempt to appear independent by presenting opposing views. Have the decency to call a spade a spade when the facts say so, stop this wishy washy idiocy!

Trump-Kim summit was cut short after North Korea demanded an end to sanctions, Trump says Everett...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Obvious, why did they meet then?

Weisselberg knows all. [newyorker.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

AOC is awesome. [motherjones.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I saw her questioning, this lady is a smart and skilled woman.

So, I got a friends request on another social media site from someone named Mia Lovedick.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Anything is possible, even Miss Lovedick's hobbies.

Funny how these republican Fascists read statements that ask the same questions that are not ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Them fuckers cry foul because a proven liar was invited to congress, so why the fuck none of them said shit when an even greater liar was invited to congress to lie even more in the SOTU address???

In honor of hump day. Norweigan sex shop ad. [m.facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Yum!!!

Michael Cohen is testifying today. I found more dirt on tRump

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Those hookers are ugly as fuck!

♀️ Anyone have a fetish for dos tetas? What do you do with them, to them, for them?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Give me tetas now!!!

I’m safe! I have looked at real porn not pseudo “porn!”

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

What a holier than thou asshole!

makes you think eh.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

All crime federal witnesses are liars and unsavory characters until they start singing when faced with the law. It's typical for the defense team to try and make them look bad, that strategy almost never works.

Comfort Foods.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Chicken matzoh ball soup!