Hostess with the mostess!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I have a better tasting Valentine's Dong right here!

I hope y'all have a wonderful night with some good sex if possible.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So quit if you don't like it.

Humor for a Friday night

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Ok, it goes in and out until there are happy endings. Descriptive enough.

I wish it was so easy

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

You don't have to, it is.

What it’s like to sell a house that goes viral because of the sex dungeon in the basement.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Talk about a room wirh a view!

Trump accused of breaking law after refusing to report to Congress on Khashoggi's brutal killing ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Great. Something else to worry about...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

What if every time you bend over...?

Watching Cuomo tonight and trump's golf courses are under investigation for hiring illegal ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Teflon Don

Question for everybody Rimjobs?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Pass

white privilege barbies

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The new spice girls: "Sieg Heil" Spice, "Lying Cunt" Spice, "Ditzy Twat" Spice, "Stupid Bitch" Spice and "Soon 2 B an X" Spice.

i hate trying to come up with these

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

How do you pronounce Zx7%€&w@?

You wanna go out tonight or stay home with me? I have rope... 😋😜

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Love rope a dope!

New Mexico governor shows what she thinks of Trump's wall. [santafenewmexican.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

We need more like her in fuckin' Florida!

What do you call it when your niece has her first baby.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Someone besides the baby needs a bib!

Classic Trumpian hypocrisy [washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Impeach the hypocritical motherfucker!

Jr is a moron.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Fucking asshole!

trump and his republican Fascists are fleecing Veterans, their Families by empowering direct thief ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Impeach the vet hating motherfucker!

A friend of mine from N.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Not bitter at all?

Trump cornered on border wall The president doesn’t have GOP support to go through another ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Let's see what the real Presidents, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, decide to do.

Dang! I already got blocked by a member ! I can’t imagine why- he asked me if I was the lady he ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

What?

Virginity!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Virginity is not a social concept it is a physiological reality. The concept of marrying a virgin is the social concept.

Sexy Valentines

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Talk about a pierced heart!

This is a fucking win? Boy brings my piss to a boil. Please see.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Typical MAGA ignoramus!

Brat and Brat Tamer Up until these recent photos I had nothing but disdain for Frozen.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I have a nice carrot right here!

Trump's biggest nightmare isn't Mueller By Elie Honig Updated 5:46 PM EST, Thu February 07, ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The advantage of NY is that being a state, there are no possible pardons.

I've been anti-Valentine's day for about 10 years now.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LDRs do not work.

Sudden thought on "the Wall": It has just dawned on me.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

A lot of good did that wall do to the Romans, they were thrown out of England by the Picts and the Saxons, another example of how walls to keep out people have never worked.

We are deep into the TREASON! IMPEACH "Paul Erickson, 56, was indicted on 11 counts of wire fraud...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Pleading not guilty will only make the sentence even more stern, hopefully.

I wonder if we could have a convention someday.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Let me know when and where?

One Scoop of DELICIOUS I Scream You Scream Cumming Up!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Is she Rihanna?

Hello all you sexy humans! Looking forward to getting to know folks in this group

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Hey!

Duck Dynasty star says we don't need healthcare [yahoo.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Where's the vomit?

Date night and I’m nervous. That never happens. Exciting!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Spill da beans tomorrow!

Now this is some scary shit.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Jeez, give us some warning! Now I must clean up the spewed vomit!

Sex ed demonstration of good form and technique

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Funny, although I can't put my finger on it.

What makes you happy?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I used to be happy, then Trump ruined the last 2 years. I'll be happy again as soon as he's jailed for treason.

What did you guys think of the dummys state of his delusions address?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I didn't see it, already knew that he was going to lie and make up things, so what would have been the purpose. I did see AOC in white along with other women, congress should send a law to allow 30 year olds to run for President, she would beat the crap out of any republican't! I would vote for her in a heartbeat.

Red balls...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

She has twice the balls Pence wishes he had.

Oldest trick in the world..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'm a guy and I've also had to fake orgasms with some females who didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

Not just going around "the wall" by sea, now they're going over it by air.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Now? Where have you been? The fucking current wall or the even more stupid fantasy wall of Trump are exercises in futility so rendered by the cartels who transport their drugs using modern means of transportation by land, air and sea. Only nickel and dime narcs who still use "walkers" will be annoyed if any wall is built, but the massive shippers of drugs to the US are laughing all the way to the bank by the stupidity of Trump et al.

Mike Pence can't "guarantee" there won't be another government shutdown [axios.com] Your thoughts?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of deceit and outright lies, I ceased to give a fuck about what anybody in this administration think or say.

My online bio. Will it get dates.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Are you asking?

Great N.Y. Times "Fact Check" on the SOTU...important. [nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

This is total bull shit! trump is pushing himself as some sort of healer! This orange bastard ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

Thought I would just remind everyone that the President's State of the Union address to the nation ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

Watching pos right now... I'm so sick....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

state of the union

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

Who would like to help me to masturbate? please

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A 21 year old asking for help in jacking off? Now I've seen everything

I didn't watch it, but an FB friend posted this and it was almost as if I had watched it because ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

Trump Tweets after SOTU What's your prediction for what Trump will tweet Wednesday?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After 2 years of lies, more lies and delusional deception, I have learned to not give a flying fuck about the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it!

But of course.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Impeach the child abusing motherfucker!

What is the uttermost premature ejaculation? It's going to be so good, wasn't it, honey?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Not even a Plancksecond!

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Nyet, I'm a snake.

The 1% of the time I believe there must be God is when I'm in ecstasy- Do you also exclaim a ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Hell no!

It was more than one time when I was like 16 years old or something a woman that had cat like ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Yep, after I dropped some LSD followed with mushrooms, peyote and ayahuasca.

Who's ready for the SOTUS! LOL! I may just turn my television off!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Fuck him and his delusional crap.

Are any of you gonna watch the presidential address tonight or will you wait for the summary on the ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I ain't no masochistic asshole to hear his delusional crap over and over again, media shouldn't cover it, just leave the orange turd in CSPAN, unfortunately the media doesn't learn.

I rewrote the Ten Commandments for My babygirl @coralisthree. The Bible never got so fun. ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

https://youtu.be/H5rLWJntz-o

You’re right Jerry, she’s funny! [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Very bad Trump impersonation but funny as shit!

trump and the republican Fascists thought that the people of this country would not notice that they...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I say great for the morons who voted for Trump and just now feel robbed, bitches, what did ya think was gonna happen by voting for a con man!

Let’s be missionaries!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Let's not.

[scontent.fmia1-1.fna.fbcdn.net]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

The only pathetic asshole besides Trump in that tweet is Newt "the has been asshole wannabe."

Have you had a craving for something but you don't know what it is?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Always, and I still don't know what it is.

LOL! RSM III is "playing" on a game show... [i.dailymail.co.uk]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I just hope they go to prison.

As of last night, I have a girlfriend.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Here's hoping it lasts.

Seems perfectly safe to me...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Silence of the lambs reference, great!

Know your dicks

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

A total minuscule mushroomy dick!

Super Bowl tweet

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Bill Maher said it two nights before, if the Patriots win and are invited to the WH, then we will finally have some Patriots there since the Trumps' invasion.

So, I just spent last night and half of today making love to the girl of my dreams and I'm over the ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Girl power!

Poor Issac?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Panties and gravity, not a great combination to remain in place.

Anyone think we will ever see him wear a blue MAGA cap?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Who cares what color caps he uses, impeach the orange motherfucker!

So let's say I'm in a situation where I have had advances by older women who have left me in a ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Then be more descriptive and clear of what your issue really is.

Good morning all... Eye candy again.. You got a craving for more? ??

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Too much clothing!

Oh No Doubt!!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Flies should know!

Yeah dudes..leave it alone!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Not even remotely likely, regarding the health of a penis, the reality is USE IT OR LOSE IT.

Who paid for you?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Walls haven't worked through history, not even the great wall of china, which was built to impede the invasion from Mongolians up north, nor does the Israeli wall built at great cost to prevent attacks not to cut illegal immigration, has never stopped any missiles nor prevented terrorists attacks in Israel, so when the idiots in the administration say, ask Israel about walls, show them the facts.

Well do I?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Just the facts Ma'am!

I'm thinking about making a pasta salad... Any ideas?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yes, there's a spicy sauce made with crema and sriracha that tastes delicious...if you like spicy stuff.

Don't Blame Trump Voters

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

fucking morons!

Why is electoral vote used to determine the outcome of the presidential election when the popular ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

To those who defend the useless electoral college by saying that it's in the constitution and it protects the rights of people who live in states where nobody lives, I say we only use the electoral college to elect a President, not to elect congressmen or senators, so it is a fallacy to say that mid-westerners would be basically forgotten if we let the "majority" elect a President. They will still have equal representation with Senators (2 per state, regardless of the population) and Congressmen (based on districts) who are the ones to represent their interests in writing and passing legislation, the President is there to execute, that is why it is the Executive Power and not the Legislative Power, so please spare me that stupid argument. The electoral college is totally unnecessary, anachronistic and should be abolished, period.

Trump doesn't understand even the basics of national intelligence [latimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Impeach the ignorant motherfucker!

Lunchtime. It needs a condiment, any suggestions? ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

May I suggest something creamy, preferably protein laden for a perfectly balanced lunch?

Do you like moocha? Oh. Mocha!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

moocha???

I think I have enough Moka pots. Sigh. I might be a bit obsessed.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Ya think?

Inaugural committee subpoenaed. [nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Anywhere and anybody you touch in Trump's administration, pus erupts, even worse than a giant zit!

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Well, I can't jelly my cock up your ass ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

But I can jam my cock up your's.

"Willful Ignorance" (as described by senior officials).

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The movie "Idiocracy" is now our reality.

Lest we forget...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Keep them blind in their churches.

Archived MRI footage of Trump's brain activity while delivering a speech.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Just as we all expected, a brainless puppet.

Something to think about

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Hey, that was me!

The US government is run by monsters.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking child abuser!

"This should clear out my friends list" said my friends dad.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Excuse me while I go to the john to vomit!

Are you willing to tell me about the best sex you've ever had?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The best is always the next one!

Roger Stone judge weighs gag order Judge Amy Berman Jackson said she would give each side a week ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I thought Stone had no gag reflex after sucking on Trump's mini-mushroom so much!

I love nudes..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Damn, look at that sternum, and her coccis is yummy!

Like I said, there is no hope for males.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

A gem of a guy!

Name something you find in a Trump Supporter's home.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

A white hood?

Cross posted: Well said! “This needs to fucking stop!” [lgbtqnation.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

She's 100% right!

Who embraces being a slut?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Why not use polyamorous, which has no negative or derogatory connotations? Slut is a derogatory term, and in terms of communication, we must be concerned on how any word is received by the listener, even if one believes the term not to be offensive, if the listener is offended by a word perceived as derogatory, then it should not be used. This happens with all the words we use initials to describe. Doesn't really matter what you think the word is or means, it matters immensely what the receptor feels or thinks when that word is uttered.

McConnell and Donald are two of a kind .

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Impeach the orange motherfucker and Mitch the bitch will end his career in shame.