Body Trumpisms

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Excuse me but I have to vomit!

i got a major self-esteem boost from my on again, off again lover of 17 years.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

17 in my book is just young and inexperienced, 34 is a hot as fuck woman with plenty of experience, greatest fucks ever!

Care to weigh in on this one ladies? ?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Clean cock has less bacteria than clean teeth, a scientific fact for ya.

I'm getting drunk tonight!! ? Pick one...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I don't drink, sorry.

No, You Don't Sound like someone?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Hmmm, Trump's so vain ans narcissistic, he probably thinks this song is about him. Impeach the motherfucker.

surprise!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Too high to be a dick in a box!

All living former presidents refute Trump's claim they privately voiced support for border wall with...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Gasp, he lied! So what else is new? Impeach the motherfucker!

Okaaay.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

That alligator is definitely screwed but obviously not literally or even sexually but only figuratively.

You up, coffees on!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Oh yeah!!!

cannot lose

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

As Rashida said: impeach the motherfucker!!!

Any ladies near Portland?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I used to live in Vancouver, right across the Columbia river in WA. If there's a city with tons of deviant women it's Portland.

Who is more predictable? The president or Gary Busey? GO!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

You lack the third option, all of the above or both.

Aw, come on. It feels good. Just the tip?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

As long as there is some lube.

Who would have thought that Trump would take action before he thought of the consequences?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker and when he goes to jail, sneak Rashida in to fuck him in the ass with a fucking black dildo!

Anyone wanna little sexism?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking traitor!

Krugman weighs in in new tax proposals ...AOC right-Trump wrong [alternet.org]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

You go girl!!!

Dance Video Vs. Classy 1st Lady

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Typical right wing stupidity, double standard and hypocrisy, fuck them all! And kudos to AOC! I second Rashida, impeach the motherfucker!

When she been working out!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I welcome those kegel squeezes!

Always classy

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Debatable.

Thoughts on science?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

And then impeach the motherfucker!

A few goodies

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Snoop Dog on Trump’s shutdown [hillreporter.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Couldn't have said it better myself! Impeach the motherfucker!

The commentary is priceless... [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

i do like music @DoDapper

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Ah, trying a little tenderness, how sweet.

been there

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I don't sext.

Pilots association issues letter to Trump about the shutdown. [inc.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Airlines asking this POS to think? Where have these airlines been the last 2 years? Don't they know you can't get anything out of a brain dead buffoon?

Motherfucker... [businessinsider.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!!!

I remember this from when I was a very young man and it gave me a sexual awakening.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Liz Brewer, and this is the full video https://youtu.be/3E0xJpi9rK8

Not only has Trump shutdown the Gov't because he fucked up thinking he could get Mexico to pay for ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I agree with Rashida, impeach the motherfucker!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Thanks much!

Here's a question.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

You URGENTLY need to get laid.

I’ve never been able to find this place.......

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I don't get it?

Don’t threaten me with a good time...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Atta girl!

Chicago boy transplanted to Florida 22 years ago.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Current PBC resident sez welcome anyway!

Trump is out of control. [nbcnews.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

This POS must be stopped!

I hope in 2019 that Thinkers will keep on with fighting against religious bullies.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

My hopes are that all religions start paying taxes!

Time for breakfast!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

How about 3 out of 3?

Solution to the Half Empty or Half Full Glass Situation... Wisdom Words By an Old Salty Sailor.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Allow me to translate for this perverts group: if you think his dick is below average for your juicy pussy just turn around, bend over and stop bitching.

Large pork bones.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

If we were in another group, I would have given you several ideas of where can you put a "large pork bone" but since we are not there, I suggest you make soup with it.

What the "Witch Hunt" has accomplished so far... [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Waiting for the one that really matters, mr traitor in chief!!!

From the mouths of babes! [friendlyatheist.patheos.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

We are all tired of these fucking churches!

Anyone...?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Please do not microwave my freckled dick!!!!

Graham: Trump giving up on border wall fight would be the ‘end of his presidency’ [thehill.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Graham is one of the worst GOP back benders (no lube please sir) hypocrites of them all.

While You are Resting Your Penis or Pussy.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I believe some might have to be resting other parts of our human anatomy, from hands through ass and mouth.

Just more corruption

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Sweet home Alabama! Now excuse me while I go and vomit.

Moses and coffee

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Ya made me spit all my coffee laughing!

Malaria and Eva

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Excuse me for a sec, have to vomit.

Sounds so much more civilized and less selfish.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

And it works both ways, I love math!

An American’s duty: [patriothole.clickhole.com] EDIT: this is satire

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Satire at its best because it's true about most republicans.

Lol lol lol

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Dad should be glad butt plugs can't float in the air!

i have been a bad girl

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Wake me up when you decide to be one, has beens usually bore me.

Be careful.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Now I'm wet.

This made me think of you heathens!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Now if there was a Glade that smelled like seafood, hmmmm.

It's all about the attitude.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Mmmm, triplets, yeah!

Something for the deviants & grammar Nazis alike...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Funny, but not very logical. These words are homophones as would be they're, any sexual deviant worth its salt would know never to choose homophones as safe words, like flower or flour, one wouldn't know if your couple wanted all of a sudden to get a romantic blossom or is screaming for some relief to soothe a raw chafing. OMG, I am a grammar Nazi!

How can so many people be lonely and be looking.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Don't confuse single people with loners.

Just because it exists.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

??????????

always this

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Wouldn't that be the "zombie victim" instead?

The true pure unadulterated INSANITY of evangelistic's who follow each other like sheep being lead ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Fucking ignorant hypocrites!!!

My recipe for the beef stew I made for Christmas day.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Sounds yummy, I will try it.

I alternate between a half fresh ground Arabica or Kona bean 100% caffeinated coffee and half ground...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Hate it as well as flavored coffee.

[medium.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Republicans are experts in doing what Goebbels did as Propaganda Minister for the Nazis.

How does 45 measure up to these three - Bush, Blair and Haward [smh.com.au]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

One thing is to be incompetent, which 45 is to the nth degree. Another is to be a traitor, a liar and a thief, which 45 also is.

There are songs that are just made to fuck to, this is one of my favourite, whats is yours?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Her pleasure vocalizations are music to my ears.

Chock full of twittery goodness. [trumptwitterarchive.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Time to Dump Trump!!!

Where should new lovers meet? At the ideal place for a tête-à-tête …

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I wouldn't go there because muckefuck is german for "fake coffee."

Due to circumstances I wasn't able to be with my lady last night in person.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Awwwww.

Anyone have or heard of Nebraska Star Beef?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I've heard of them, they're supposed to sell only prime angus steaks of good quality, but the outer layer of fat should always be trimmed, it doesn't contribute anything to the flavor of a steak.

[washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

This is why I never gave nor am I willing to give a pass to all the generals that ended working with Trump just to be forced out or fired after only 2 years, McChrystal said it clearly, not Kelly, not Mad Dog nor the others, McChrystal could never work for a POS like Trump. That is what a truly patriotic military officer and gentleman would actually do. I salute McChrystal! The other Trump generals can kiss my hairy ass for working for a traitor, a liar and a thief.

Happy New Year!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Line was crossed, Ass was slapped, But I aon't cleaning Yer nasty scat!

Knock knock. Who's there?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find According to this study, the squirt is mostly urine.

Fuck me Jesus!!! [latimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

We are all fucked!

Good Morning America

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Yep, we're fucked!

This is the truth.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Fucking hypocrites!

A New Year's task accomplished! I cleaned, lined with parchment paper, and reorganized my spice ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Nice job!

Looks like Sarah may be backing out of her resignation since she can't find a job in the private ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Too plain to work for Faux News, she should go into daddy's business and become a preacher, she's a liar and, thus, qualified for it.

Just a thought on a Sunday morning: If, as 45 believes, the wall is so important for national ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

You need to inform yourself on how your government works and what budget appropriations are.

Hahaha hahaha

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Every tweet of this POS makes me want to vomit.

Now that we're rich ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

No soup for you dammit, u didn't wear your red hat!!

Aint that about a bitch? [newsweek.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Excuse me, I have to puke now.

I JUST HATE THE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! I AM WATCHING ARI ON MSNBC AND HAVE JUST FINISHED A GREAT SUN ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Pretty sure it's because Trump is the only traitor President we have had.

There is a thing called Toronto Naked Bike ride held every year in my beautiful city.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Nice!

[cnn.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I've said it many times, Fox News is so far up Trump's ass, they can taste Putin's cum.

I grew up in Daytona Beach and after 30 years in Chicago, I'm now going to spend my winters here and...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Give it a chance, it'll grow on you, especially when up north is frozen and we are here at 80F.

Christmas cake, well the last crumbs.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Cheers!

Trump's America was defined by 2018's most important Supreme Court decision The case severely ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I beg to differ, I believe it's the nomination of 2 ultraright justicesthat will haunt us for decades!!!

Breaking News: Dems approve of a Wall for tRump and the GOP!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I WISH HIM WELL HOPING THAT HIS CELLMATE IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST WITH AIDS AND A 9" JOHNSON!

Intermittent fasting: (Now, this is not guaranteed, there are counter examples.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 29, 2018:

You said the F word, oh no! LOL

I thought you guys might like this, it was in "The Hill" today.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I miss the old days when traitors were executed.

Small rant.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Because they do it with men and women alike.

It makes sense that the far right is so anti-mind altering drug in it's platform.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Mushrooms, maybe that's why most right wingers suck Trump's dick.

I want to just throw this out there....What about a Bernie and Beto ticket for 2020?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Too early to say, I would wait for Nov 2019.

Im 57 and I almost have sex everyday.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I almost missed your post.

Finally I have question that is sexual in nature. Which do we in general prefer to be Top or Bottom?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Where? In the world? in your house?

Do you think the mind plays a majority of the role when one masturbates?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Honestly, DUH!!!!

Trump lying to the troops about how great he is to them! [msnbc.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Anytime he opens his mouth only lies come out along with some Putin's cum.

Accordion Trump 3 - "God Bless the United Schlakes" [youtube.]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Covfefe mother fucker!

You're kidding me! Fox News didn't properly vet a contributor on their network?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

The only vetting they do is "how far up Trump's ass can they go?"

Santa's Naughty List-Redacted lol

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Well, didn't he love coal?

"Sexual Deviant", how is this group defining it?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

As the saying goes if you don't know what a sexual deviant is, you'll never be one.