Unbelievable. Joel putting out double entendres

Moravian comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Reminds me of the girl at confession. She told the priest that she was pregnant with the second coming of Jesus. The priest says "why do you think it is the second coming my child" She answers. "because i swallowed the first" boom boom.

Stolen from FB

Moravian comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I sometimes wonder why the USA is so religious. Could it be that the original settlers left to settle there to avoid the European enlightenment and their descendants just carried on the tradition ?.

Blizzard of Oz

Moravian comments on Feb 22, 2019:

And Chicago, Nazareth, America et al.

LMAO ? ??! This woman has made one of the funniest characters on the internet!

Moravian comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Love her. She takes the piss out of the fundamentalists in a very funny way

When Christians Were Atheists

Moravian comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The early Christians were persecuted not for worshiping their god but for refusing to worship the official Roman gods. Of course when their religion became the official one they behaved in an even worse way. For an excellent coverage of the early days read "The Darkening Age, the christian destrruction of the classical world" by Catherine Nixey.. Fascinating.

A question I saw elsewhere online today.

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Sounds a bit like the Indian guy who is suing his parents for bearing him. A bit sad that a few people answered "yes" but as Kafirah states the "grandfather paradox" precludes this.

Yet another from the right... If you would reply, what would you say?

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

He "gutted the military*" ?. And yet he dropped more bombs around the world than even Dubya did.

What’s with that? At least it isn’t Karen...

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Too many of these throw away phrases around.I read a restuarant review recently by someone called Hillary can eat or something similar. She said the food "was to die for" A place to avoid I think.

Australian mammal becomes first to go extinct due to climate change - CNN

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

The first of many probably

I live in a city where there are nine women to every man.

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

The opposite of Alaska where men outnumber women and they say "the odds are good but the goods are odd"

Atheists are a minority.

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I didn't get past the headline. "Atheists a RELIGIOUS minority. Who writes this nonsense ?.

Pope Francis decries critics of church as 'friends of the devil' | World news | The Guardian

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I wish they would give their organisation it's proper name The ROMAN catholic church" My Collins dictionary describes catholic as universal and all inclusive which does not relate to this bunch of child molesters

The real threat in America. [www-esquire-com.cdn.ampproject.org]

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

So ?. Isn't that what most NRA members have lying about their homes

This just made me LOL- I want to write one and change “afterlife” to “aliens,” to see if I ...

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Is this person bilingual and asking if the bible is fictional.. The answer is Oiu

I saw this the other day and thought I'd share: [pewforum.org] Where do you fall?

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

We shouldn't really encourage those delusional half wits

At the wharf.....

Moravian comments on Feb 21, 2019:

This school is for younger pupils Holmes Elementary my dear Watson

Putin vows to target U.

Moravian comments on Feb 20, 2019:

there's an easy answer to that. We don't want your missiles in Europe.

Banging headache, full of a cold, fever, nauseous.

Moravian comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Sorry to hear that you are felling under the weather. Hope you are feeling better but hot vimto ?. Yuk. What you need is a good hot toddy with a large measure of Scotch.

Three Conservative MPs have resigned.

Moravian comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Maybe they will set up a centrist party together but when the gang of four tried this in 1981 it didn't work out too well.

Science . .

Moravian comments on Feb 20, 2019:

What i dislike about being called an atheist is that it is a a negative thing. Denying the existence of a god or gods. In the UK there are probably more non believers than believers so we should start calling god botherers theists and drop the atheist label.

Are there any craft beer aficionados here that have enjoyed beers with memorable names?

Moravian comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Lot's of good craft ales over there there but they can be a bit strong. One of my favourites is Punk IPA by Brewdog, the Scottish brewer ,who have just built a brewery in Idaho so you should be able to get ti soon. I really like Sixpoint ales from New York

This is currently relevant to the UK but could affect any western countries.

Moravian comments on Feb 19, 2019:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/isis-bride-shamima-begum-has-uk-citizenship-revoked-by-british-government/ar-BBTOLHs?ocid=spartandhp Looks like she will not be coming back after all

KARMA: What you put out will come back to you in unexpected ways.

Moravian comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I don't believe in the Buddhist karma but obviously if you are a good kind generous person people will react in a more positive way towards you.

10 Rules For Being Human 1.

Moravian comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Very astute

Now Bernie Sanders has announced his intention to run in 2020.

Moravian comments on Feb 19, 2019:

He'll be 78 in 2020. far too old.

Plummeting insect numbers 'threaten collapse of nature' | Environment | The Guardian

Moravian comments on Feb 18, 2019:

When I was a kid in primary school we had an annual competition collecting and naming wildflowers ( sounds a bit soppy now but we were innocent young things). I could collect a large proportion by just walking through a barley or cornfield. Nowadays there is not one weed or wildflower to be seen.Selective weedkillers have gradually removed the lot. Not good for insects including bees.

This is currently relevant to the UK but could affect any western countries.

Moravian comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Thanks guys for voting and for your interesting comments. As the speaker in Westminster shouts "the nos have it,the nos have it". After some consideration I am for "yes". The UK has a legal obligation to let her return. She should be interrogated and charged with the offences committed. The baby can be taken into care or looked after by the parents.

[msn.

Moravian comments on Feb 18, 2019:

This is the latest pronouncement by Williamson. Scary guy https://www.thecanary.co/global/world-analysis/2019/02/11/apparently-brexit-is-a-chance-to-enhance-our-lethality-no-really/

Text messaging for seniors.

Moravian comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I have just returned from a fitness class at the local gym and there is one lady aged 94 who attends regularly. she would probably be quite offended by the above, but it is funny.

Is it OK to be racist against white people?

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Strange question.Is this aimed at non caucasian people only.

Over the years at times of sneezing, people always say "bless you".

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

In my experience they certainly do say this in the UK

I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I have read lot about this trail and if I was younger I may even attempt to walk at least part of it. Let's hope this can be fought. I am lucky enough to live in Scotland where we have complete freedom to walk anywhere. In England hikers are restricted to official footpaths. On the few occasions I have tried to walk on private property in the US with no trespassing signs on virtually every tree I felt very nervous.

I'm just wondering why all you atheists celebrate Valentine's Day?

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

It's a Hallmark holiday. Consumerism is our new religion, so it is just another feast day like Christmas, Easter and halloween

places to meet people?

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

You don't give much detail on your interests,hobbies etc but clubs, common interest groups could be a possibility, At least you would have something in common. Although I am one of the older members and am not looking for dates, I recently moved to a new area and joined a walking/ramblers group. It is full of lovely single ladies. Good luck.

Today I found that I had 5 long emails from an older member who lives in "the rust belt".

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

There are some very sad twisted people out there.Whenever there is a mass shooting in the US the perpetrator invariably has some personality defect, is an introverted loner,has been indoctrinated by some weird ideology or something similar and yet they are given free access to firearms. Bizarre. Just be grateful that this creep IS in a different state

DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

nice

MEN ONLY: What is your race/ethnic origin?

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns

An interview wiv Keef! What else can I say! [m.youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

When I see Keef I always think of Hotblack Desiato, who is being dead to further his career. I wonder if he has read Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

Some people are just born into a lucky life while others aren’t? True or false?

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

If anyone compliments me I say it's due to good genes, good luck and good living. Well, like Meat Loaf sings "two out of three aint bad".

In the Bible where Jesus says "He who is without sin the first stone" Two questions come to ...

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I think that the quote is "he who is without sin cast the first stone ". Like a similar quote "If a man lies with another man he should be stoned" Just a misinterpretation, Good grass in the desert back then.

[ancient-origins.net] Wow...what are the creationist/young earthers going to make of this?

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I don't think the cryogenics people should get too excited. These are very simple organisms

Edit: this is from the Facebook page Christain Men against the Liberals [m.

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

This has been posted before. A not very subtle spoof.

Everybody loves some Fanny every once in a while. ? [youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Whatever happened to them ? I remember then in the eary 70's.

What movie can you watch over and over?

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

"Paul" with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. hilarious.

Five times the world didn't end [bbc.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Typical arrogance of mankind . None of those would" "end the world". They may have decimated homo sapiens but the world would carry on regardless. There have been times when advanced life has almost been extinguished in five mass extinctions and we could be heading for another. Peter Brannen in his book "The ends of the world" discusses them in detail. A fascinating read which should be compulasy reading for climate change sceptics.

When did you first realize that religion made no sense?

Moravian comments on Feb 16, 2019:

The first time I actually gave it any serious thought.

[youtu.be] My funeral song (one of them...I have them cut down to 5 now). Whats yours?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=%22c+r+a+z+y%22+sympathy+for+the+devil=detail=F59FDF8323C13AA4B670F59FDF8323C13AA4B670=VIRE0&PC=HCTS&cc=GB=en-GB&PC=HCTS=81acce4db72d4f52bb332c722d77371f&qs=MB=7815A8810375AAB13232A6E586DC3638&ts=1550266290177https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k And "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf

There's a bustle in my hedgerow. Should I be alarmed?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

If that's a euphemism for something moving in your nether regions, yes you should be.

LOL... The despair of new arrivals in heaven...

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

What!! Are you trying to tell me that there are no cellphones in heaven ??

Congratulations you could’ve just given him $5 billion but you had to challenge the idiot didn’t...

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

As I am not American this is no concern of mine but if $billions are wasted on this folly it may leave less for bombs to drop on innocent civilians abroad.

The Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein [youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I saw the Edgar Winter band in the Usher hall in Edinburgh about 15 years ago. At least I think it was Edgar and not his brother, Brilliant blues band.

I'm still not convinced climate change is a problem. Can you convince me otherwise?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

If I recall you are an antivaxxer so I am not going to waste my time trying to explain to you why climate change is going to cause chaos in the world in a few decades. Do some research, On second thoughts,if your previous research showed you that inoculation against infectious and contagious disease is harmful maybe it's not worthwhile. Just live in ignorance.

So far there's been 6263 gun-related incidents in America.

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Is that this year so far ?

Are you for vaccination or anti vaccination?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I would hope that there are no antivaxxers in an enlightened group like we have here.

Donut Earth! Wonder who these Einstein​s voted for.

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I still find it hard to believe that flat earthers are serious but they talk about "the firmamnet" which is biblical talk for the earth so it may have it's origins here.

Alright who wants to be sarcastic and fun tonight on this site?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Well. you start and I am sure others will join in.

Here's a philosophical question.

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Companies often don't want to employ someone who is overqualified for different reasons.

Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad it's pretty good.

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Cheap frozen pizza from the corner store ?. I think I would rather abstain.

Where are all the single baby-boomers?

Moravian comments on Feb 15, 2019:

https://genius.com/Pete-seeger-where-have-all-the-flowers-gone-lyrics Like the flowers. All gone to seed

It has been pointed out to me that we have been posting a lot of 80s music.

Moravian comments on Feb 14, 2019:

80's music-- shock horror !! Good old Gerry. takes me back,

This seemed like the place to post this

Moravian comments on Feb 14, 2019:

IMHO the 60's were the ultimate in good rock music. It did overlap into the 70's but the prog rock bands were by then getting carried away with interminable drum solos and boring instrumental breaks. I bought "Tales of topographic oceans" by yes and the album it is still in pristine condition, Punk did bring a breath of fresh air but it was never the same again.

The Eagles - Rocky Mountain Way (live, Capital Centre 1977) [youtu.

Moravian comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Great stuff. A bit heavier than some of their mellow country rock. Like Don Mclean with American Pie and Ralph Mctell with Streets of London they probably regret doing Hotel California.

I think I want to eat a big plater of onion rings for dinner nothing else just onion rings.

Moravian comments on Feb 14, 2019:

There is a fast food outlet in Connecticut I think it is called "Duchess" best onion rings ever

I love you all.

Moravian comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I don't understand this comment. This a chatroom. Ignore the comments you don't like. I don't think they are likely to turn up on your doorstep

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (49 years ago today, Black Sabbath, released their first album) ...

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Saw them at Bristol university in 1973. Great band.

I GREW UP WITH THIS - I attended a Roman Catholic school from K-8 taught by nuns who were just ...

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I recently attended the funeral of my late sister in law. I new nothing of her upbringing apart from the fact that she was born and raised in Ireland. It was a humanist funeral and the celebrant said in her eulogy that the poor girl had attended a Roman Catholic convent school and the nuns had treated her so badly that it had put her off religion for life. So the nuns do serve a useful purpose after all.

Today is my 31st birthday and the first one since joining this site.

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

As long as you are buying the cake :-)

When I was 5 years old my mother always told me happiness was the key to life.

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

What a pity he decided to set up home in a country where inadequate people are given guns to boost their fragile egos.

I have never understod the Trump supporter.

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Maybe they are just stupid ?

Dog is my copilot. [theonion.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Westminster god show ?. I thought at first it was Theresa creating order out of the Chaos that is brexit.

Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

Moravian comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Brilliant

Blackface

Moravian comments on Feb 12, 2019:

but sometimes it just gets silly https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mary-poppins-chimney-sweep-dance-racist-claims-academic-104200243.html

The coolest people I've ever met have the most colorful pasts, they've lived lives of risk, made bad...

Moravian comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I see my life passing at an ever increasing rate and I keep thinking that I must do something exciting and adventurous before it is too late. Why is it so difficult ?

Did the moon landing really happen?

Moravian comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Surely intelligent people should not still be discussing this nonsense.

Poverty exists because...

Moravian comments on Feb 12, 2019:

A bit simplistic but some truth in it.

Border Towns 'Safer Than Any City Trump Has Lived In,' Says Texas Congressman | HuffPost

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Interesting. McAllen averages around 6 murders per 100,000 citizens. Glasgow,considered one of the 10 most dangerous cities in Europe had a murder rate of 2.7 per 100,000 in 2017.so if it is the safest town around I wouldn't care to live in the others.

Is there actually such a thing as Protestant Mormonism and Chirstian Atheism?

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Sound like oxymorons

Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

"half a kilo" ? Surely not. That is over 1lb.

What is the purpose of life?

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Why does life have to have a purpose ?

What is one thing you will never do again?

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Celebrate my 21st birthday

Would someone please explain to me how being against Israel's actions somehow makes one an ...

Moravian comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Good point. The definition of antisemitism appears to have changed over the years and now includes criticism of the state of Israel. Of course Trump has made things even worse by moving the US embassy to Jerusalem

Hi I'm looking a man who truly needs my love

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

In return for ??

50 Years ago I was sweet 16.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Living in the West of Scotland surrounded by hippies Growing my hair long Smoking my first dope and experimenting with acid.and listening to great music. Happy days.

Good morning starshine.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I saw it in London in 1970. Great music and I remember the nude scene. I think the law was that you could appear naked on stage but were not allowed to move, so all we got was a few seconds of statuesque nudes.

To this I say “Amen!”

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Unless you live in an Islamic country

DEAR NEIGHBOR: Hi, George.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Nice one

Just a good article showing European and US differences.. [rawstory.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

No 3. Fear of hugs. Nonsense. Compared to Scotland it is a veritable hug fest. I have spent quite some time in the USA and I found them very tactile. I cannot remember being cuddled by my mother although she must have done so when I was a baby and young child. I never even shook hands with my father.

Hi there, my fellow freethinkers is it really true that most of you from the United states and ...

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Is it maybe that people in South East Asia have been conditioned to think this because of the behaviour of the many European sex tourists visiting your shores. My partner and I were talking to an English guy in our local pub and he mentioned that he spent some time in Thailand each year. My partner mentioned that her son is married to a Thai girl back in the USA. He looked at her and said "What, he married one of them" Sound of jaws hitting th floor and hurried exit from his company.

I’m an atheist.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Two redneck hillbillies were in a restuarant when a woman at the next table started to choke on her food. One of the rednecks immediately grabbed her pulled down her pants and licked her bare backside. She got such a shock that she gasped and the food shot out of her mouth and she recovered. Second redneck to first "thats the first time I have seen the hind lick maneouvre done."

You can't afford me, and you can't handle me.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I remember once when I was young and daft, having a bit of repartee with a rather large girl. She came out with the" you couldn't afford me" comment and I replied with "yes beef is expensive these days." I can't remember much after that and my face hurt next day.

Photos !!.

Moravian comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Thanks for all the feedback. Some interesting comments, Slight paranoia there.I think. I used to put a photo of Sean Connery as I have been told I look like him but he is a bit too old now.

Become a couch potato with no aim in life.

Moravian comments on Feb 9, 2019:

A favourite variety of potato here is "rooster" and as my Chinese birth sign is the rooster I suppose it must be my vocation to be a couch potato.

Would you say that, given your knowledge, etc, of the Goat-herder's Guide to the Galaxy ( Bible) and...

Moravian comments on Feb 9, 2019:

"goat herders guide to the galaxy" love it. I'll borrow that if I may.

Dear fellow drivers: Please stop driving 10 mph below the speed limit, until you hit the passing ...

Moravian comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I think having a driving licence is seen as a right not a privilege these days. There should be mandatory retesting every few years to weed out the incompetents. Driving standards in the UK are poor but better I think than in the USA. tailgating and lane discipline is particularly bad over there.

Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noize [youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 9, 2019:

A popular band but I was never a fan

i'm not saying i'm a 100% believer in this scientist's error discovery; but as an atheist, skeptic &...

Moravian comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I would take that with a big pinch of sodium chloride.

I keep thinking this has to have a punch line. Any takers?

Moravian comments on Feb 8, 2019:

And the barman said "nice to have two pillars of society in here"

This goes for romantic relationships, but it also applies to family members, I have regretfully ...

Moravian comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sounds a wee bit self pitying.

This is a clear sign of delusion and the host gets uncomfortable with his crazy talk.

Moravian comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Why do they give this idiot air time ?

Are you a conspiracy theorist?

Moravian comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I find conspiracy rheorists very annoying. I try to totally ignore their ramblings.In more sensible discussions I can usually see both sides of the argument but I hate sitting on the fence so I call myself an atheist rather than agnostic