My ex called last night.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Well done. That would have cost me at least 2mm in ground off tooth enamel.

What would your pet name you?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Wookie Pat Foodbringer.

Mr Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire [youtu.be]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Again, one of the best bands I've ever seen. Have been lucky enough to see them touring on Disco Volante and California. Fantomas were awesome, too. Hope Dead Cross will come to Manchester.

Have you stopped watching a TV show, or listening to a musician due to their political beliefs?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I won't click on anything that is on the Daily Mail website, and I'll look for the content elsewhere. Same goes for most of the tabloid websites here in the UK. Evil hate rags owned by tax dodging billionaire psychopaths.

I just don't understand how people can stand being alone.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Nah, not a freak. We all exist on an introversion/extroversion, social/loner spectrum. It doesn't help directly with the romantic side of things, but do you have any hobbies or interests that you can participate socially in? Is a pet a possibility?

Primus - Too Many Puppies [youtu.be]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Up there with the best live bands I've seen.

Do you have a fantasy?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 3, 2018:

The only downside is that many snake species crap themselves as a defensive reflex. And nothing smells like a mouse that's been fermenting in digestive juices for a week.

Okay, so this site takes one conversation as mostly had.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I like Terry Pratchett's take on vampires and werewolves.

Do you have a fantasy?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I have to say, snakes feel great. So smooth, that weird muscularity/flexibility and neutral body temperature is alien in a not unpleasant way.

Do you believe that a cure for cancer exists, but it's not available to the public because medical ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 3, 2018:

This question reveals the depths of ignorance people have about cancer. And if you are truly concerned about the practices of the pharmaceutical industry, check out alltrials.net Oh, and I think that Ben Goldacre's Bad Science should be compulsory reading. For everyone.

Damn, I sure didn't hear about this one on CNN, what blatant hypocrisy... [americanlookout.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Erm... The main double standard I see is that the Democrats sent all their information on to the local police for investigation, whereas the Republicans are fighting tooth and nail to keep the FBI away from their boy...

Plagiarism, anyone?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I tend to reference. Force of habit.

Homosexuality?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 2, 2018:

What do I think of homosexuality? What consenting adults get up to is absolutely none of my fucking business. It's also none of yours. Period.

What do you love about yourself?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That I have survived 47 years in human form without detection.

Unpopular Opinions I know you got 'em, what are they?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Men should have no input into decisions that don't effect them. Especially abortion. All legal decisions, all debates, all legislation - women only.

Unpopular Opinions I know you got 'em, what are they?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Richard Dawkins might be right, but fuck is he an obnoxious arsehole, and this does more harm than good to the athiest cause.

Bwaaaahahaha.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Then don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, mate.

Nice mellow song for a Sunday. Nargaroth - Abschiedbrief Des Prometheus [youtube.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 30, 2018:

See, this is my problem with a lot of black metal. These guys can play. I like the shredded, ululating guitar. I like the pained shreiking vocals. But why do they have such crap production? It's like they recorded with a dictaphone under a blanket.

What is the one thing you think most of the people would disagree with you about?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 30, 2018:

We should lace fast food with contraceptives.

How do you deal with bullies?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Mockery. Sustained, hopefully public, mockery. One thing all bullies hate is to be laughed at.

Do atheists, who find no magic in the world, live drab, boring lives, by comparison?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Fucking crystal lovers. I used to work for a crystal wholesaler. The number of woo freaks that I had to warn to wash their hands after handling galena. "It's got amazing energy." "Yes, but it's still lead sulphide. Please wash your hands." (Thoughts: and you don't have any brain cells to spare.)

The Distillers - L.A. Girl [youtube.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Big Distillers fan, and not just cause Ms. Dalle is an Aussie.

I'm restless for no good reason.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I've been a lifelong ADHD boy. You're describing my waking state.

Does any one else love yard sales, antique shops, consignment stores or just shopping for bargains?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Oh, I'm a sucker for charity shops, car boot sales etc. Haven't had chance to go recently, but I did swap a six pack of cider for a bass with one of my neighbours recently - does that count?

I held my papa in my arms when he died suddenly and traumatically.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That's utterly shit. Sending strength and endurance-y vibes in your direction.

How do you move from cheerfully flirting to being vulnerable?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Have cards printed that say 'International Woman of Mystery'.

Are you an example for people around you?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I think of myself as more of a warning.

Any good on here

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Nah, it's awful. Full of 'orrible people like me. More of a community than a traditional dating site, kinda skewed towards the other side of the pond. Good for a laugh, though. Hi from drizzley North West.

Biased Consideration of Evidence

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I have very limited time in life, and therefore read only for amusement. I can't see any of these fulfilling that purpose.

Road to theocracy

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Maybe if the blue states stopped bankrolling the red?

What do you say to people who say you can’t have morals without god?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I look at them, aghast and say "My god, you're right! There's nothing stopping me from murdering you in your bed! I mean, you've got to sleep sometime..." Then I stare at them. And slowly start to smile. But not with my eyes.

Physical feature that is the best turn on?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Strength and... physicality. It can come in a variety of body types, but it always speaks to me of a certain degree of enthusiasm and stamina in a more intimate setting.

Secret crushes?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Well, there's quite a few ladies on this site I find attractive, but they live hundreds, if not thousands of miles away. Seems a little pointless to confess undying lust with no hope of fruition.

Mother of insects at it again; it's been a while.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I'm from Australia. I laugh mockingly at your weak American creepy crawlies! (Places hands on hips and throws back head) Hahahaha! (I actually live in the UK now, where the nastiest bug is the wasp. Lame.)

Can't stand constantly barking, hyper little dogs

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Small skull = tiny brain.

Is'nt it odd that in high school you could attain a relationship including sex within weeks , but ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

More at stake?

Name three of your all-time favorite bands...... Muddy Waters,Temptations,,Eagles,

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nasenbluten, The Dillinger Escape Plan and Pixies.

Are tattoos an issue when meeting someone new?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

They only provoke envy in me. I've never had the spare cash to get a good one, and what's the point of getting a crap one?

Anyone else feel isolated?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nawww. Platonic hugs in your direction. This is one of the posts that make me very glad I don't live in small town USA.

What was the best first date you've had?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Because I looked like a foetus in high school, I missed out on the whole dating thing. As an adult, I've always done the tumbling-into-bed-for-a-week thing first, then gone out on 'dates'. It doesn't really count as a first date of you're already shagging, I guess.

My favourite Drinks

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Favourite tipple at the moment? Brandy, lime and soda in a tall glass. I even drink it with my pinky extended.

Is the human embryo sacred or something special ?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Thought experiment: You are visiting a fertility clinic. A fire breaks out on one of the theatres, and is rushing towards the oxygen tanks. When it reaches them, the entire place goes. You are in a corridor. On one side is a cooler containing 50 frozen embryos, immersed in liquid nitrogen and ready for transport. On the other is a baby, screaming in terror. You have only got time to rescue one, and if you hesitate, everyone dies. Who do you choose?

The one thing we all have in common is that we don't buy into organized religion, however, is there ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Shit, I don't even believe in belief.

What does everyone think about sexbots?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

As a society, don't we have enough issues with the dehumanisation and objectification women?

Do you think there should be a high school course to teach common sense laws to teenagers?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Here in the UK, the current generation are less likely to drink, take drugs, get pregnant early or smoke, and are more likely to have a job than any since records began. The US ain't that much different. I reckon it's about time we give the youth of today credit where credit is due, and accept that we did stupid(er) shit when we were young.

Describe your love life in one word.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Fantastic! (In that it consists entirely of fantasy.)

Favorite instrumentals?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Love this one. And yes, I reckon it counts as an instrumental. There are no lyrics, and Mike Patton's voice is definitely being used as just another instrument. https://youtu.be/PdZccCC-O8s

When defining your reality remember it is yours and not everyone's so do not become solicitous.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Hmm... The idea that there is a 'reality' outside of what is real strikes me as the height of anthropomorphism. Just because our tools for perceiving reality are flawed doesn't mean reality doesn't exist. But being polite and showing empathy is a good thing.

Anybody here into Industrial Music?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Seeing Ministry touring on Psalm 69 is the loudest thing I've ever experienced, and I used to front a death metal band. You should check out the 'Punk, Metal and Other Forms of Aggression' group for more fellow travelers.

I was having a great day, now I am on the warpath.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Like having a hot needle rammed into your skin.

Where do you prefer to be beach or mountain?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I'd go for mountain just down to novelty. I went from Australia to the UK, neither of which get above 2,000m. And growing up in Australia, I've spent a lot of time at the beach. Do really miss swimming in surf, though.

The final church I visited yesterday was Duxford Chapel, all that remains of the Hospital of St John...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

My personal favourite is nearby - Ely Cathedral.

shoes laces or slip-ons?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

For many years, I lived with a pair of chucks, a pair of army boots and a pair of thongs (flip flops). Now that I'm middle aged and live in Manchester, it's a pair of crocs, a pair of hiking sneakers and a couple of pairs of leather lace up shoes for work. Non-waterproof footwear doesn't work in the land of constant drizzle.

How long should you go without sex before giving up?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Mmmm, nothing more attractive to a potential partner than self pity.

Most recent photo on your phone or computer. No cheating. ?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Luna resting on Hello Kitty.

Last night I was out with The Phoenix Atheists Meetup group at a local restaurant.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I would have gone for origami, myself. Turn it into something beautiful.

Ok ladies, help me out here.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Or maybe it just ain't all about you, dude. Jeez, someone blanked you, and you're getting so cut up about it that you're going to jump on the internet and start picking fights with people?! She might have had earbuds in that you didn't see. She might have been distracted. She might have a past that makes her nervous of all strangers. She might be an introvert who finds interactions with strangers difficult. She might be a raging feminist lesbian. She might be an alien shapeshifter who is new to this whole having-a-human-body thang. It. Doesn't. Matter. She. Doesn't. Owe. You. A. Response. She. Doesn't. Owe. You. Shit. Get over it. Get over yourself. Move on.

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I'm on the couch, my two cats are usually under it.

Silly selfies! C'mon, show 'em to me!

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 20, 2018:

My youngest decided I needed more sparkles.

Another Real Life vs.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Try switching to being obscene without using obscenities just to switch things up a bit. For example, calling a co-worker a 'gaping fisted anal cavern' does not involve any actual swearing.

Fill in the blank! The one thing that always gets me there when I need to achieve orgasm, is ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Company?

I hope gentlemen will show patience and understanding if a woman is hesitant to disclose her ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Of course. It's unfortunate that it is necessary, but a lady needs to put her own safety first.

"You cannot be a doctor if you believe in superstitions," said by my Catholic professor.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Woah, you're an atheist in the Philippines? That sounds like hard work.

Ahoy!! It's "Talk Like a Pirate" day! Will you talk like a pirate today?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Sorry, I don't know any Somali

How good are you at striking up conversation with a stranger?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I'm lucky, because I'm an extroverted Australian living in England. It means I can ignore many of the rather stuffy local conventions, and people don't think I'm mad, just antipodean.

What items on a person’s profile here make them an easy ‘Nope!’ for dating?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Cutesy Instagram filters. Ugh. A profile that consists of a solid slab of 200+ words with no punctuation.

I am curious what everyone's background is.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Studied Geology at uni, then did high school teaching. Went on to work for a telco doing broadband support (paid better than teaching, which is ludicrous), then after moving to the UK went back to teaching, then working for a rock, mineral and fossil wholesale company, then librarian, back to a telco, now in training to do safety testing in the nuclear industry.

Did (a) god create humans

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 17, 2018:

It's a study of university students, though. I do think that the trend would be similar in the wider Australian population, but not as dramatic.

What's your most outlandish belief? (Mine is, I believe crop circles are not man-made.)

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I believe that humanity has exactly zero chance of populating the universe, and that we therefore should concentrate our efforts on creating self replicating machines that are creatures of space, and use them to seed the universe with life.

Are you happy enough?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I'm forced by circumstances beyond my control to live in a country I dislike in the same house as my ex partner. Fuck no.

Job satisfaction.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I think I might really enjoy my job once I can actually do it! Still waiting on system access, etc etc.

What do you do when you're blue?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Erm... develop yet another self destructive coping mechanism?

Have you ever hated/disliked your boyfriend/girlfriend’s mom/dad or both?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 16, 2018:

One ex had a charming dad. When we met and he found out that I was training to be a science teacher, he sneered and said 'Just what we need, more bloody teachers.' He was a real estate agent.

are you afraid of death?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of pain. I'm afraid debilitation. I'm afraid that my death will cause pain to others. And to be frank, sometimes the last one is the only thing that keeps me alive.

Are you very concerned what happens to your body after death?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Organ donor, rest goes to University of Manchester medical department.

Superstition

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 12, 2018:

What's the old saying? Superstition brings bad luck.

Superstition

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I have two black cats that were born on Halloween. I push them in front of the superstitious.

Superstition

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 12, 2018:

My ex is full of them. One of the silliest - no shoes on the table. Not even new ones. In a box.

SYCOPHANT.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I prefer lickspittle.

What movie title describes your sex life? Cast Away

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Meet the Feebles.

Are you unusually sensitive, too?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 11, 2018:

See, I oscillate. Part of me is a lazy fucker, who would just curl up on a couch with a book and a large drink. The other bit bounces around like a flea in a dog circus. Or dog in a flea circus. Both work. This comes through in my musical tastes. It's mostly fast, mostly awful. A lot is very fast, very awful. Punk, ska, thrash/death/math metal, hardcore techno, gabber house, jungle, psychobilly... all 160 - 240 BPM. Love a good mosh. Can still keep up with the kiddies. Exercise wise, I've just moved house and changed jobs, so I've got to sort something out local - I can feel myself flubberizing. Combat sports with a high cardio component or indoor rock climbing - gym/jogging/lane swimming leaves me cold.

Real Talk Y’all I am new to the wonderful world of antidepressants.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I've had the same issue with Citalopram - had to drop the dose a bit.

Synesthesia.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Geology.

What are you grateful for?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

1- Crushing my enemies. 2- Driving them before me. 3- Hearing the lamentations of their women.

I think they are pretty...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

They're not pretty. They're stunning.

What's your favorite Jesus joke?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Q: What's this? (Assumes the crucifix position) A: A shit way to spend Easter.

Having fun.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Mmmm, sacreliscous!

What is your favorite place you've ever lived?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 8, 2018:

North Epping, Sydney. Shared a house with a massive balcony overlooking the Lane Cove River National Park. Two minutes walk, and the loudest thing you could hear was birdsong. Good times.

Name the greatest (update: greatest all-around Metal guitar player) Metal guitar player of all time.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 8, 2018:

I don't think I'd put Dimebag even in my personal top ten. Sure, he was a good guitarist, but Pantera where always a bit middle of the road for my taste, and their songwriting was kinda clichéd. I'd go for: Bill Steer - Carcass. Chuck Schuldiner - Death These two pretty much pioneered technical/melodic death metal in the 90's. Mike Scaccia - Rigor Mortis, Ministry No one picks like Mike! Tony Iomi - Black Sabbath He lost two fingertips in an industrial accident and went on to create heavy metal. Kirk Hammett - Metallica Yeah, they've gone off the rails now, but Master of Puppets is magnificent. Ben Weinman - The Dillinger Escape Plan Tore up the extreme metal handbook consistently from 1997-2017 I'd go on, by my phone's about to run out battery!

Have you ever felt so completely out of your depth, tried to think of the people there to support ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 8, 2018:

To be honest, Citalopram. And hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an incoming train.

Interesting or creative ways to take a subtle swipe at organized religion?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Even more fun is to log on to their router (you can bet they haven't changed the password from the default), and change the SSID (the WiFi display name) to TheSeventhPitOfHell or something equally blasphemous.

I am into the Hippocrates` maxim : Make food your medicine, and make medicine your food.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Oh please. Anti retroviral therapy for HIV is evil, but hemlock and deadly nightshade are fine? And why is this posted under 'Academic'? It's just plain dumb.

Have you noticed a pattern to the men or women you go for?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Smart, independent, slightly insane and brunette or red head. I have a beautiful blonde younger sister, which has kinda put me off the lighter haired lasses. Nothing like an inference of incest to induce an instant soft on.

Chats live! Cum join your fellow Deviants for some nice holesome conversations! We'll dive deep into...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2018:

And if someone misbehaves, we'll give them a good tongue lashing?

Difficult Stuff

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Intellectually? Probably the last of the final year practical questions in petrology, where they give you a bunch of hand samples, thin section microscope slides and a geological cross section and ask you to identify the rock types, minerals and their percentages and a summary of the geological history behind them. I'd run short of time and had about 10 minutes to do 30 minutes work. Emotionally? Today my son asked me why he didn't have many friends. He's just started high school, has ADHD with some ASD traits and can be somewhat... intense. Hate to see him sad.

Are you an early bird or night owl?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2018:

I'm a night owl who has to start work at 7am - ugh.

aptronym: A person's name that is regarded as amusingly appropriate to their occupation.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2018:

See also: nominative determinism.

What's new and unique in comedy, folks?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Hannah Gadsby. Or maybe Dave Goreman's Modern Life is Good-ish.

So as summer starts to draw to a close this pressing question came to mind - Flip flips - yes or no?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 5, 2018:

In Australia they're known as thongs, and are part of the national costume.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 4, 2018:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams Dune - Frank Herbert Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall - Spike Milligan Foucault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh He Died With a Felafel in his Hand - John Birmingham Pretty much everything written by Terry Pratchett, but Mort is an old favourite Only Forward - Michael Marshall Smith The Diamond Age - Neal Stephenson Vurt - Jeff Noon Pattern Recognition - William Gibson The Crow Road - Iain Banks Excession - Iain M. Banks Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson The World Book Encyclopedia