Midgets cost extra

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 21, 2018:

perfect gift for the person who has everything

Cee u next Tuesday

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Someone's having a bad day

Attention Sun Worshippers: remember to use sun block.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 20, 2018:

If she stood up she could provide shade for ten ppl

Religious Homosexuals

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 19, 2018:

THey don't seem to be overly concerned about adulterers either. Plenty of preachers have been adulterers. I can understand them not worrying about pedophilia. I believe the bible endorses marriage to minors.

What does it feel like to die? | Life and style | The Guardian

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 19, 2018:

I don't mind the 'dead' part, the dying concerns me a tad. I mean we all want to die in our sleep not chomped up by a shark

Some may not like Bill M but he's got some very valid points to dam near every argument/debate ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Love irreverence and Bill has it in buckets

New Zealanders seal and protect theirs. [youtube.com]

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Gotta love those kiwi d.....er......decks!

Godspeed: what is it and what genius decided such a term was needed?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

You know the ocean? that happened when Gods peed

Boy Scouts of America: We Still Don’t Want Open Atheists in Our Organization – Friendly Atheist

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

I was in the brownies (ha) and the girl guides but none of my sons could be induced to join the 'daggy' scout movement.

Boy Scouts of America: We Still Don’t Want Open Atheists in Our Organization – Friendly Atheist

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

It is nice to hear such a positive comments about Scouts. If it's mentioned in the media these days it is usually about some pedophile.

Elvis or Ricky?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

I thought you mustve been talking about Ricky Martin. No idea who Ricky Nelson is. You know there has been some good music produced since the '50s!!!

I'm getting to the point where I don't want to ask someone I haven't seen for a while how they've ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Oh yes. I particularly hate it when people gleefully run thro their list of ailments in great detail and with much pride. I think it's rude they haven't noticed my glazed eyes! And you know what's worse? When they start telling me what Joanne and Bill have done as if I'm expected to know who in hell Joanne and Bill are!

When good teddy bears go bad.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Now I know what goes on at a teddy bears picnic

This gives me hope that I could be a writer too

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Well this is an example of why I never got half way through the first book. I was so disappointed. I thought a bit of erotica might aleviate my cynicism. However the writing was so poor that I found myself laughing out loud at the parts that were supposed to be arousing, as the above example shows. I recall enjoying Anais Nin about 20 years ago

Stories like this make me so proud to be a South Australian.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Yes I heard this on the radio last week. I don't get why anyone would want to be affiliated with such a group. Anyway, it gives me an excuse to boycott all future catholic weddings, christenings and funerals.

Sam Harris on the view of women in two cultures - YouTube

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Did you ever see that vid of Sam Harris on the Bill Maher show getting slammed by that ignorant, coke addled wanker Ben Affleck? Why do we make actors celebrities?? I wish they'd just stick to their job like my electrician and plumber do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xPxy6ba7Y

Are non believers more likely to suffer from depression?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

When you look at the countries rated the happiest, usually the nordic, scandinavian Finland, norway Denmark,Iceland Switzerland they really are the least religious. People turn to religion when things are going bad. Those same people could become worse when their prayers aren't answered

Would you befriend a felon?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

No one should be in prison unless they are a danger to others. There are other ways of dealing with crimes like theft (often related to poverty and addictions). No one should go to prison for being so poor they can't pay their fines. There are other ways of punishing. Curfews, public service would go far in rehabilitation and would cost the state far less money.

Would you befriend a felon?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I'd befriend a felon before a cop

Interesting how those who cry discrimination due to their heritage display the most racist attitudes...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Who predominantly holds the power and wealth?

I've discovered/concluded that I really can't stand baby talk in a relationship.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

A relationship? I don't even like it when people do it to their own babies. I also hate it when preschool teachers to it to parents. And I hate it when nurses do it to patients. And if I am ever in a nursing home and a worker says "and how are we doing today Ms D? You must eat all your lunch you know" in a sing song voice; she is going to get a punch in the nose.

I just want to bang my head against a wall! I've NEVER saw a president with so many lawsuits, or ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Why don't you shoot him?

Safe Sex is Critical

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I guess oral sex is out then

E-i-e-i-ooooo

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I like it

You have to make love to my mind.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 10, 2018:

This past year I have been propositioned by an alcoholic, a woman and a cross dresser. As my son says.....I'm in no position to be fussy!

Dammit! I’ve fallen head over heals for someone

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 10, 2018:

You'll get over it

Comfortable ignorance or painful truth?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I don't want to live for ever

I'll be honest.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Wow I really gotta stop stereotyping Americans. I thought you were all indoctrinated into flag, national anthem, american history from the time you were born. Overblown nationalism fuels wars and frankly it's a bit of a wank. I hate it when we do it in my country.

My specialty

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I love you Raincoat Rudy! you remind me of a wombat. :D

are you afraid of death?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Be happy that you had these wonderful people in your life. I'm not scared of death. Perhaps the dying part might hurt but not actually death.

What are some of your favorite movie quotes?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" It never fails to cheer me. Monty python. Holy Grail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU

Bee Gees - More Than A Woman [youtu.be]

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

On my list of most hated songs ever. Barry Gibbs voice is like fingernails on a chalk board. And then the film clip.............shit, pass me the bucket Ellatynemouth!

Clearly taken out of context.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

No I think men had to sacrifice their goat, or concubine, or son to get atonement for sins. Nowadays churches just take money

Crocodile 'Jumps Out Of Lake' And Kills Pastor During Baptism

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I don't care if this story is true or not, it is consistent with the christian god's sense of humour.

Engineering Flowchart

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Ahhhh my tool kit!

Reasons to Remain Single

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I don't have to share the remote control

Digging pretty low to find this one

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I wonder if he has an age limit........... as in years of decomposition. :p

The Curious Case of JP Sears - Very Cherry

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Oh I am soooo disappointed! I loved JP's piss takes. Now to find out he sees himself as some sort of spiritual healer, I'm just shattered. I think I would prefer to discover he was a con artist.

What Religion Gives Us (That Science Can’t)

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

An interesting read but I don't agree. I don't want superstitions to get me through the rough times. I live, therefore there must at times be suffering. But at 54, I look back at the worst times of my life and they are not without positives. They are the times I have grown as a human being. The love and support I received at the death of my young husband from fellow humanists could not have been more helpful had they been religious. In fact their love and support was all the more valuable because their motives weren't clouded by doing their 'christian duty'.

Anybody else wondering if the two celebrity suicides were possibly Secrete lovers?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I had to google 'celebrity suicides' to find out who had departed. I never heard of either of them so they weren't that famous were they?

The Atheist movement has changed since the days of Christopher Hitchens (hallowed be his name).

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Religions are divisive and dangerous and we need to keep challenging it. It worries me that the religious don't worry about the future of our planet because "it is the end times and Jesus is returning so I can keep polluting all I like".

I hate suicide.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Is there a correlation between being a celebrity and number of suicides? If there is, I'll pass on my '15 minutes' then.

What are your top 3 current favorite TV shows?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

At the moment I'm watching the series Umbre. It's terrific but you need to read the subtitles quick cos it's Romanian

Should religion be taught in schools?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

only under 'myths and legends'

What happens to our conscience when we die?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

You're talking about a soul? Most of us don't believe in such things. There is our mind or brain that, like the rest of us, ceases to exist. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're just not that important.

Years ago I had someone tell me that in socialism, everyone can work really hard and even if I ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

well said

Boycott Palm Oil Apps – Orangutan Foundation InternationalOrangutan Foundation International

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Palm oil is in so many products. Please please check your labels and help protect what is left of our rain forests http://awareenvironmental.com.au/whats-new/10-surprising-products-contain-palm-oil/

In 'Chilling' Attack on Press Freedom, Trump's DOJ Seizes Phone and Email Records of Reporter:...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

and the difference between Trump and Kim Jong un......is erm..........

Open it up for Jesus!!

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I wanna read this guy's autobiography. My guess is he is now a homeless addict.

Karl Marx's famous quote about religion was written in an era when opiates were commonly used for ...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Opium produces a little more than just pain relief like an asprin. It immediately relieved suffering and provided peaceful pleasant illusions. I think Karl Marx was clearly speaking of the altered state that religion or opium produced. It just isn't reality.

John Butler Trio - Valley - YouTube

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Love John Butler . Haven't heard this one. This guy is so unique and talented and also very down to earth. Thanks for this

Buy this for your cat meme 4

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

accessorise your cat! I'm all for it

Guide to different stings

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

a sting you call it?

Florida Man's truck.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 8, 2018:

haha love it. And a hell of a lot funnier than a couple of steel testicles hanging from the truck

Squirrel Has No Regrets

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 7, 2018:

"it's ill wind that blows no one any good,"

Just gonna leave this here lol

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Clearly his mother didn't love him

Cool pups from the 60's

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 6, 2018:

wish you'd quit feeding them magic mushrooms

It's amazing how so much beautiful music was commissioned by the church.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 5, 2018:

who can fail to be moved when an orchestra plays Handel's messiah? It's simply awesome.

The tyranny of distance. It's a long way between Australia and the UK & US. Pity. :(

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 5, 2018:

it's certainly not as far as it once was. And this forum makes it seem closer as we get to know each other

I love...pancakes!

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 5, 2018:

hang on.........I thought these were pancake tits

They ought to give these out free!

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 5, 2018:

My poor dog learning to live without her phone. Actually she went to play with a possum but the possum didn't play fair. :(

Relative political correctness

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 3, 2018:

ya mad cunt

Do you spank?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I had to raise four sons so there was no way I was going to role model hitting when I knew they were going to be bigger than me one day. Whenever I hear on the news of a son beating his mother, I just know she must have beat him as a child. There are many more effective ways of punishment like internet removal. To be honest, I did hit my two yr old once. he was going to run on the road. Too young to reason with, so I smacked him so he associated 'smack with going on road'. It wasn't hard tho but he didn't like it. Neither did I.

It has been a horrible day.

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Third option: Marriage counselling

WOMEN ONLY: What is your race/ethnic origin?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Being Australian, this poll is irrelevant to me and probably to you. What gets me is why Americans are so hung up on ethnic origins and how they categorise people. Every actor on IMDB is described by ethnic origin....why? I recall my son saying to me " so if I married a black girl and we had children, they would be considered black children" (this despite my son having very white celtic origins). I told him yes in the eyes of the world the kids would be considered black.This made no sense to him or me. and for the record I love that I live in a multicultural country and despite diverstity we are all Aussies. What is the point of this poll?

Why Do Atheist Seem More Depressed Than Theists? | Atheist Experience 22.19 - YouTube

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I find this highly doubtful. What I do know is that, especially in the Happy Clapper churches people put on this fake facade that all is dandy and say " isn't god great" To define yourself as depressed would be admitting to a lack of faith so you aren't going to admit that to the person taking the survey. I would also suggest that those with mental health problems might turn to the church in hope of healing. When this doesn't happen, they may become more depressed. And Don Baker has a rather biased view because he has no idea of the unity and joy and purpose that being a humanist has on the human psyche.

Is anti atheist sentiment only in the USA?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Well I am Australian and even those that call themselves christian aren't very religious. I always ask what people believe because I am interested. I tell them I am atheist and they mostly leave me alone and I try not to have little digs at their beliefs. :D

i believe in ghosts

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

doesn't it bother you that there is no empirical evidence supporting the idea of ghosts?

Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

It's like having a couple of Mormons or JW's come to your door. You just know you'd be beating your head against a wall trying to explain your stance; just as they are wasting their time here. Religious people have caused more trouble in the world than atheists. Can't they just go away?

There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Interesting but at the end of the day an agnostic cannot call themselves a theist so I kinda think the point is moot. For some of us who go so far as saying we are anti-theist, we are angry that the Lords prayer is said at beginning of parliament, swearing on bible in court and religious instruction in schools. I find religion divisive and feel the world would be a better, kinder place without it so I will proudly shout ATHEIST. :D

I can't reach it!

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

omg! he's got Donald Trump hands. No wonder they're extinct

I have no effing words!

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 2, 2018:

you know, on a good day I'm a humanist and believe all have a place in the world but when I see this the baser part of me emerges and I think 'Fuck it! the world's overpopulated, humans need culling!". (starting with this one)

Real news...

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 1, 2018:

It will only get worse. Statistics indicate that the smartest/fittest are not reproducing or perhaps having just the one. However the stupidist people are having multiple offspring.

Turn around now.

MsDemeanour comments on May 30, 2018:

When my youngest son was 14, he and his mates had competitions to see who could produce the most impressive shit. They took pics and sent them to each other. I'm glad I grew up in an era before smart phones

Last night I had gotten a text from a person that located my profile on a dating site I had ...

MsDemeanour comments on May 30, 2018:

If I get them on the phone I say "ill just go get the owner of the house" and just leave them waiting on the phone

Ok, be sensitive because I am talking about someone I love very much.

MsDemeanour comments on May 30, 2018:

I've lost my husband and my mother so I hear your pain. I find comfort in the fact that we are made up of recycled atoms; atoms that will live on in others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XTlPDxWeOs

This morning I stood on line at Starbucks behind someone I worked with for years at my prior church.

MsDemeanour comments on May 30, 2018:

You shoulda asked him if he was still hanging around those churchy people

I'm a level 6 now. Do I get a special prize? ?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

You have to act your level and be sensible and mature!!

Thought this was a dating site? No?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Better than a dating site. At least I don't have to sift through people who have a completely different philosophy on life

Songs with a woman's name in the title

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Roxanne by the Police

So what is your most hated song of alltime?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Muma mia and any other Abba song. Achey breaky heart

So what is your most hated song of alltime?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Muma mia and any other Abba song. Achey breaky heart

Evolution's Worst Mistake? How About External Testicles?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Well I dunno that i can comment much about testicles but I think the little toe should have gone by now. How often have I accidently kicked it on a table leg or chair?

Is contentment a mini-death?

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

I don't understand. Having contentment means being pleased or satisfied. What are you after ? Euphoria?

Sexy is as sexy does

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Ahh the best thing about winter........no shaving

Half ass backwards.

MsDemeanour comments on May 28, 2018:

Usually a tag on inside BACK of shirt is the hint

Dead People Explain The Consequences of Atheism, Godless Cranium [youtube.com]

MsDemeanour comments on May 24, 2018:

Face palm

Well if this isn't depressing, I don't know what is.

MsDemeanour comments on May 24, 2018:

Well I dunno how accurate this is. The talk is that sexually transmitted diseases are rife among the elderly. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sexually-transmitted-disease-rates-rise-among-elderly-why/

This man has no business being anywhere near the presidency.

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

He's clearly delusional and needs medication and therapy

Any Johnny Cash fans? What’s your favorite song(s)?

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

Hurt

It's my first post so let's start with a easy question. What's your favorite genre of music?

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

Hip hop perhaps but really ANYTHING but country and western (tho Johnny Cash was pretty cool especially singing that Nine Inch Nails song)

What, if any, are the ethics of love? Or is it true that all is fair in love (and war)?

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

Well it's a subjective question so if you have no personal ethics or values and can live with yourself after trampling over the feelings of others in the pursuit of your own gratification; I guess you would see it as all being fair. I have my own opinions but everyone has to find their own boundaries (or none).

Single and looking for my kind

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

What 'kind' is that? Hope it is the human kind :D

We were poor when i was young.

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

This is an example of why the youngest child has the loudest voice

Death Race 2018

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

I want this on the BACK of my car :D

@Insectra!!!

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

I had to google this. It's not that I don't believe you phxbillcee.......it was just that well I didn't believe you

It's a mystery!!!

MsDemeanour comments on May 22, 2018:

I'd tell you to see a doctor but you'd have to open your eyes. I can understand that might require some effort.

That bumper sticker.. "a closed mind is", not thinking this sheep is going to a petting zoo.

MsDemeanour comments on May 20, 2018:

It could also be 'Just married'

@phxbillcee, here's one for that not so clean shaving look.

MsDemeanour comments on May 20, 2018:

Gender fluidity......I like it!

Poe for Skotlandskye

MsDemeanour comments on May 18, 2018:

Never noticed how Po-faced he was. But then his poetry was never ribald limericks.