I am a work in progress, striving to regain my Cat Like Physique. What can I say? I brew my own beer, started riding motorcycles again, love to BBQ and enjoy my job. I am definitely not religious, poses an Open Mind,Irreverent,Twisted sense of Humor and believe every relationship makes it's own rules. I realize The Political Climate in The Panhandle favors the Conservative and accept the challenge of meeting a more Liberal Open Minded Woman.
After a great deal of thought and a couple of beers I have devised a brief quiz to determine compatibility. Please take a moment to answer the following True- False Questions.
1.( T or F ) You understand The Big Bang to be the most plausible explanation for the origin of the universe not just a euphemism for a Great Orgasm.
You are kind, considerate and have never pointed to a mans genitalia and through muffled laughter exclaimed " Iv'e seen bigger wang's on a hamster".
You are convinced that watching reality TV actually lowers your IQ.
You would rather contribute to Planned Parenthood than Pat Robertson.
The more a Harley Vibrates the better.
You believe Donald Trump will make this country what it once was. A Barren Arctic Wasteland covered with Ice.
You would rather watch Paint Dry then Dancing With The Stars
You are a card carrying member of M.U.F.O.N.
You would consider spending Halloween attending Fantasy Fest
a great vacation.
You believe in a woman's right to choose and you choose to be Honest and Open Minded are Born to Rock and wish to share experiences on The Road Less Traveled.
If you answered True to all 10 questions I have truly found my equal.
If you answered True to 5 or more Questions there may be some common ground
If you answered false to all the questions thank you for playing and best of luck in your search.
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true"
May your dreams be realized.